Bible Games 2 - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

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It's the most wonderful time of the year... unless you're the Nerd. Instead of watching heart-warming Christmas specials, he's playing some more bad games of biblical proportions, and the strange Christian-themed games just keep coming!
First up is Noah's Ark, developed by Contra developers Konami and released in 1992 for the NES. Wrap your head around that one! After that, we've got Sunday Funday, a religious rehash of Menace Beach, a game where you play as a skateboarder who's trying to save his girlfriend from gangsters before she gets stripped naked. How developers Color Dreams were inspired to turn this into a Christian game defies common sense. And just when you think it can't get any worse, the Nerd busts out the baddest of the bad - Bible-themed games on the CD-i!
If you were hoping for peace and love this Christmas, you might be watching the wrong video. So spike your eggnog and grab your stockings, 'cause the Nerd is going to town on these awful games!
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  • @iprobablysuck9107
    @iprobablysuck91074 жыл бұрын

    I don't think he ever imagined he'd still be doing this close to 2020

  • @unorganized_account

    @unorganized_account

    4 жыл бұрын

    Here's

  • @1mmarker

    @1mmarker

    4 жыл бұрын

    Iprobably suck I think rob the robot was supposed to be the last episode

  • @johnnyklebitzrevenge4793

    @johnnyklebitzrevenge4793

    3 жыл бұрын

    He said in the Raid 2020 review he didn't expect to keep the series going this long.

  • @JackTheripper911

    @JackTheripper911

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@johnnyklebitzrevenge4793 he said he wasnt *sure* if he'd still be doing avgn

  • @johnnyklebitzrevenge4793

    @johnnyklebitzrevenge4793

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@JackTheripper911 I probably misheard it.

  • @BIaziken2
    @BIaziken24 жыл бұрын

    The madman actually did it.

  • @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

    @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fact!

  • @jaironantonioevardone8345

    @jaironantonioevardone8345

    4 жыл бұрын

    Really true

  • @yournamegoeshere7584

    @yournamegoeshere7584

    4 жыл бұрын

    he reviewed Raid 2020!!!

  • @sauravmohammed5221

    @sauravmohammed5221

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ikr

  • @mightbearer

    @mightbearer

    4 жыл бұрын

    Amazing!!

  • @flyingfist4203
    @flyingfist42034 жыл бұрын

    5:56 "Raid 2020. Maybe I'll review that in the year 2020." We've come a long way.

  • @JodySalerno
    @JodySalerno3 жыл бұрын

    "Who are these raging atheists..." Funniest AVGN quote ever.

  • @EvilApple567

    @EvilApple567

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's really his inflection that makes these lines stick with us for so many years. "Who ARE, these RAGING atheists" His delivery was so amazing in this era, you could tell he really wanted nothing more than to make this series the absolute best it could possibly be.

  • @carybeweary7209

    @carybeweary7209

    3 жыл бұрын

    TJ Kirk: Hey,I had nothing to do with making these games!

  • @mido3332

    @mido3332

    2 жыл бұрын

    Avgn described r/atheism

  • @mathgasm8484

    @mathgasm8484

    2 жыл бұрын

    My grandma would rent me bible games when I visited and rented a NES for the summer. I liked the satanic bubble bobble more.

  • @jaygooese4242

    @jaygooese4242

    2 жыл бұрын

    Okay this game looks awesome 4:00

  • @snugasapugonarug
    @snugasapugonarug8 жыл бұрын

    There's at least _one_ person somewhere in the world who sang along to that karaoke. One very sad person.

  • @connerjohnston4439

    @connerjohnston4439

    8 жыл бұрын

    You just got a subscriber for no reason what do you say to that.

  • @WTK55

    @WTK55

    8 жыл бұрын

    Ed, plz.

  • @WolfPawArmoury

    @WolfPawArmoury

    8 жыл бұрын

    You are woodpecker. Except with dirt.

  • @LouisMinett

    @LouisMinett

    8 жыл бұрын

    Was it Plank?

  • @kmezzi

    @kmezzi

    7 жыл бұрын

    Sure it wasn't Double D? Love you Ed! ;)

  • @LeatherIceCream
    @LeatherIceCream8 жыл бұрын

    still waiting for 2020 when he'll review raid 2020

  • @CamTroid

    @CamTroid

    8 жыл бұрын

    It's been 7.5 years since this episode was released and James is still going strong. We're well over halfway there

  • @sorindumitruboldureanu7478

    @sorindumitruboldureanu7478

    8 жыл бұрын

    YOU STOLE MY IDEA

  • @MagicMaster667

    @MagicMaster667

    8 жыл бұрын

    Don't we all?

  • @My170TTV

    @My170TTV

    8 жыл бұрын

    4 more years.....

  • @ben-ji

    @ben-ji

    8 жыл бұрын

    me too! xD, wanted to write the same thing

  • @kaitlynhayes7877
    @kaitlynhayes78774 жыл бұрын

    2008: Maybe I'll review that in the year 2020 2019: Three copies of raid 2020

  • @terrencetapp3285

    @terrencetapp3285

    4 жыл бұрын

    Facts 2008 I was 13 now I’m 26 tha was long wait 😂

  • @floatingf8783

    @floatingf8783

    4 жыл бұрын

    2020: The Nerd actually reviews Raid 2020

  • @Steamerthesteamtrain

    @Steamerthesteamtrain

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was 12 years old back then I can't remember If I knew of AVGN I migh've seen him in a YTP.

  • @demonicdonte7892

    @demonicdonte7892

    4 жыл бұрын

    To quote from Persona 3: I’ve been waiting for this!

  • @astrayboy8409

    @astrayboy8409

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@floatingf8783 Really?

  • @tyreejeballard
    @tyreejeballard4 жыл бұрын

    When I was a kid and I watched this the year 2020 sounded so futuristic and far away, now here we are and all I want to do is go back to this time

  • @TheLarryburns84

    @TheLarryburns84

    Жыл бұрын

    pretty much. ya nailed it

  • @Cloud-rx8zl
    @Cloud-rx8zl5 жыл бұрын

    1 more year until he reviews Raid 2020 hell yeah!

  • @gustavscelmins428

    @gustavscelmins428

    5 жыл бұрын

    @TAKKERTM Lol I was about to say the same

  • @BureteBob

    @BureteBob

    5 жыл бұрын

    everytime we are soooo close

  • @shazbar6505

    @shazbar6505

    5 жыл бұрын

    @TAKKERTM *_-okay-_*

  • @kameronbowers432

    @kameronbowers432

    5 жыл бұрын

    I hope he reveiws that game in 2020.

  • @scotts-tech

    @scotts-tech

    5 жыл бұрын

    I have been waiting for this for a long time.. No seriously. I have been waiting the better part of my life for this episode. I have been waiting through thick and thin for THIS EPISODE. I hope it's really fucking good because I will have waited 11 years for the AVGN Raid 2020 episode!

  • @LTJfan
    @LTJfan4 жыл бұрын

    "If I was God, I'd be pissed." Perfect quote by AVGN

  • @KellsKats

    @KellsKats

    3 жыл бұрын

    I FOUND ONE

  • @Jorgesolison10

    @Jorgesolison10

    2 жыл бұрын

    GREATEST AVGN QUOTE EVER! MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!

  • @AtlasBlizzard

    @AtlasBlizzard

    Жыл бұрын

    AVGN quotes are the best.

  • @youwayo

    @youwayo

    Жыл бұрын

    666 likes. Nice

  • @Milligan777
    @Milligan7774 жыл бұрын

    He kept his promise. Further proof that James Rolfe is the greatest KZreadr to ever live.

  • @chrisrj9871

    @chrisrj9871

    4 жыл бұрын

    He didn't actually promise as was said in his video, but he did listen to fan demand... then got sarcastic about it at the end lol

  • @chrisrj9871

    @chrisrj9871

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Kazuhir 007 - gesundheit

  • @akisa7865

    @akisa7865

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Mrilima He's speaking the language of gods!

  • @krysmrug6478

    @krysmrug6478

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Kazuhir 007 ur pfp

  • @bobkolterjahn4266

    @bobkolterjahn4266

    4 жыл бұрын

    He failed to review the worst video game in history for his 100th episode. At least NC reviewed his most requested movie for his 100th episode.

  • @trueblueryu5713
    @trueblueryu57134 жыл бұрын

    After the Majora’s Mask vid dropped, we all know why we’re here.

  • @ArturoVelazquez3

    @ArturoVelazquez3

    4 жыл бұрын

    5:50 :)

  • @Mugen_Koda

    @Mugen_Koda

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ya got me lad. Happy raid 2020ing

  • @zombies4evadude24

    @zombies4evadude24

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @jayive34

    @jayive34

    4 жыл бұрын

    A little throwaway quote that got way out of proportion.

  • @ChickenSandwichProd

    @ChickenSandwichProd

    4 жыл бұрын

    Happy New Year, pals! :)

  • @MahoganyVinceArchive
    @MahoganyVinceArchive5 жыл бұрын

    I can't believe we're 8 months away from the year of Raid 2020

  • @HelloHamburger

    @HelloHamburger

    4 жыл бұрын

    4 Now!

  • @donmcdouglas5017

    @donmcdouglas5017

    4 жыл бұрын

    whats raid 2020?

  • @HelloHamburger

    @HelloHamburger

    4 жыл бұрын

    Don McDouglas He says he will play Raid 2020 in 2020. I think they might have just thought of a random year somewhere in the distant future.

  • @donmcdouglas5017

    @donmcdouglas5017

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@HelloHamburger ah ok thanks

  • @gezi5927

    @gezi5927

    4 жыл бұрын

    Almost here bois

  • @MrBytorr
    @MrBytorr7 жыл бұрын

    I'M. AN. IDOL. WORSHIPPED. BY. MANY. THERE'S. SOMEONE. DOWNSTAIRS. WHO. WORSHIPS. ME.

  • @SpookySkellyGurl

    @SpookySkellyGurl

    7 жыл бұрын

    MrBytorr I like Morty, and I hope that he likes me...

  • @blackadder5517

    @blackadder5517

    7 жыл бұрын

    MrBytorr talks like William Shatner

  • @yoshitheone53

    @yoshitheone53

    7 жыл бұрын

    Bill Cosby?

  • @capitaoazulao

    @capitaoazulao

    6 жыл бұрын

    That's a offense to Anubis >:(

  • @Dreigonix

    @Dreigonix

    6 жыл бұрын

    Maybe it's Mecha-Battleship "Anubis" from Luxor Evolved.

  • @ramendiety5873
    @ramendiety58734 жыл бұрын

    “Maybe I’ll review that in 2020” ITS ALMOST TIME BOYS AND GIRLS 🙌🏼

  • @MegaConrad

    @MegaConrad

    4 жыл бұрын

    It is official

  • @Fuziontony123

    @Fuziontony123

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmao after Majoras Mask😂

  • @nWoandDX4life

    @nWoandDX4life

    4 жыл бұрын

    @NO PATS JIM Have you watched his Majora Mask video? He will do it.

  • @BlueflagAlpha

    @BlueflagAlpha

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @MegaMr46

    @MegaMr46

    4 жыл бұрын

    Memesdid420 the time has come Bring in Raid 2020

  • @SkulShurtugalTCG
    @SkulShurtugalTCG4 жыл бұрын

    It's 2020, fellow nerds!

  • @vfspectrum4652

    @vfspectrum4652

    3 жыл бұрын

    you cant tell me what year it is

  • @michellehoegsted5745

    @michellehoegsted5745

    3 жыл бұрын

    2020 has come knocking

  • @jvam16

    @jvam16

    3 жыл бұрын

    Did he already reviewed it? xD

  • @thecinemaniac192

    @thecinemaniac192

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jvam16 yes he did

  • @John-el1ki

    @John-el1ki

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@thecinemaniac192 thanks for answering for me cause I was about to say the same thing

  • @InuYugiHakusho
    @InuYugiHakusho8 жыл бұрын

    I noticed the plumbers in Sunday Funday don't wear ties...

  • @yeremiafrans9425

    @yeremiafrans9425

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oh crap...

  • @yorick22

    @yorick22

    5 жыл бұрын

    InuYugiHakusho Leave now

  • @YumeKojoCosplay

    @YumeKojoCosplay

    5 жыл бұрын

    I see what you did there.😉

  • @mostverticalproductions4808

    @mostverticalproductions4808

    5 жыл бұрын

    What the fuck??? You can't even trust the damn title!

  • @xuanbaoXb

    @xuanbaoXb

    5 жыл бұрын

    ......

  • @ECL28E
    @ECL28E8 жыл бұрын

    "Who are these RAGING ATHEISTS that don't want you to go to church?" Oh, that brings me joy

  • @mini-_

    @mini-_

    7 жыл бұрын

    This makes my neckbeard tremble *flies away with trenchcoat cape*

  • @alexa.335

    @alexa.335

    7 жыл бұрын

    Enjoy silence instead

  • @viviannemj5310

    @viviannemj5310

    5 жыл бұрын

    The figments of a creationists imagination.

  • @coolhistory2710

    @coolhistory2710

    5 жыл бұрын

    Aithists dont care if you go to church.most dont sunday funday stop lying

  • @denizyuksel5093

    @denizyuksel5093

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@coolhistory2710 Stop lying. I'm an atheist and i can confirm that our whole town tries to prevent people from going to church every schoolday. It's our favourite pasttime.

  • @syedwahab2021
    @syedwahab20214 жыл бұрын

    Normal People: Counts down for the New Year AVGN Fans: Counts down for Raid 2020

  • @xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962

    @xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962

    4 жыл бұрын

    nah, i'm NORMAL and i love AVGN... c'mon XD

  • @jackgarcia5926
    @jackgarcia59264 жыл бұрын

    _"If i was god, i'd be pissed"_ *-James "I beat two satans in my underwear" Rolfe*

  • @zyzzy-ko4ww

    @zyzzy-ko4ww

    2 ай бұрын

    He's actually James AVGN Rolfe. I know, you know it, EVERYBODY knows it!

  • @mryetiman6302
    @mryetiman63027 жыл бұрын

    "Yippe, yippe, whoops" when my siblings were born vs when I was born

  • @jakesbase5657

    @jakesbase5657

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @liam-no2kn

    @liam-no2kn

    5 жыл бұрын

    You sound like anakin in the n64 podraceing game

  • @3agle280

    @3agle280

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @brad_hensil

    @brad_hensil

    4 жыл бұрын

    liam I’LL TRY SPINNING, THAT’S A GOOD TRICK

  • @raymileshun23
    @raymileshun238 жыл бұрын

    So basically in Sunday Funday you want to go to the church, while the whole town wants to kill you.... reminds me of Jekyll and Hyde

  • @TheGrayMysterious

    @TheGrayMysterious

    8 жыл бұрын

    WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A- Wait, shit. Wrong game.

  • @Mushroom378

    @Mushroom378

    8 жыл бұрын

    THE MORNING MOON HAS BEEN VANQUISHED THE HORRIBLE DAY Wait, wrong sentence!

  • @Connorbub

    @Connorbub

    8 жыл бұрын

    reminds me of real life

  • @33merickson

    @33merickson

    8 жыл бұрын

    Detroit is pretty shitty.

  • @mksmike

    @mksmike

    7 жыл бұрын

    And the poor kid's not even going to get married.

  • @mr.napoleon6235
    @mr.napoleon62353 жыл бұрын

    Its become a tradition for 9 years to watch all the classic AVGN Christmas Episodes near Christmas.

  • @Mikenessticity

    @Mikenessticity

    2 жыл бұрын

    yesssss. Thats what im doing now lol.

  • @Lucaryu96

    @Lucaryu96

    Жыл бұрын

    So I'm not the only one...

  • @blightedgrounds

    @blightedgrounds

    10 ай бұрын

    Watch out for those killer vacuum cleaners & suitcases!

  • @connersmith2312
    @connersmith2312 Жыл бұрын

    I always come back to this episode for the “yippee ” 😂😂

  • @Cnoble59

    @Cnoble59

    Жыл бұрын

    I still quote that “yippee” to this day.

  • @Xarfax321

    @Xarfax321

    Жыл бұрын

    Wops.

  • @AtlasBlizzard

    @AtlasBlizzard

    9 ай бұрын

    "Whoops"

  • @zachduperron8543

    @zachduperron8543

    7 ай бұрын

    Same, usually in tandem with “whoops”

  • @CriticalRainbow
    @CriticalRainbow10 жыл бұрын

    This video isn't sacrilegious. Coming from a Catholic, its just funny to see these terrible games with Bible themes. That'd be like a War Vet being offended by a bad shooter game.

  • @leon2550

    @leon2550

    10 жыл бұрын

    well you're certainly more relaxed then some christians i know. their faces would look like eggplants if they saw this video.

  • @CriticalRainbow

    @CriticalRainbow

    10 жыл бұрын

    I don't see why. There is nothing bashing my religion or any religion for that matter. They are just bad games.

  • @leon2550

    @leon2550

    10 жыл бұрын

    i know. i don't understand them either. some people just take things too far.

  • @CriticalRainbow

    @CriticalRainbow

    10 жыл бұрын

    I guess the real problem here is that too many people look to be offended. No one can take a joke anymore.

  • @CriticalRainbow

    @CriticalRainbow

    10 жыл бұрын

    ***** Thanks. Christians really aren't all bad. But the extremists scare people off. I can assure you that most of us are just normal people.

  • @yokab
    @yokab9 жыл бұрын

    "I am a god, and I am worshiped by many" The voice killed it,it's like an uninterested version of john malkovich

  • @jodonthesith7172
    @jodonthesith71724 жыл бұрын

    *Maybe I’ll review that in the year 2020.* This couldn’t have aged any better.

  • @ChaleeRenee
    @ChaleeRenee4 жыл бұрын

    That "bird" that comes out when they die is actually their soul.

  • @l0nkzolda202

    @l0nkzolda202

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was achermides from tf2

  • @thema1998

    @thema1998

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@l0nkzolda202 I've never played Team Fortress 2. What do those things look like? 🤔

  • @101Volts

    @101Volts

    Ай бұрын

    @@thema1998 "Archimedes" is simply a white bird, but I'm not sure if Archimedes is a Dove or a Pigeon. Whatever the case, the bird was canonically sewn into Scout's chest during surgery. (Archimedes had a habit of pilfering through people's chests while they're alive.) As an Easter Egg result in-game, if Scout explodes, there's a small chance that Archimedes will fly away unharmed.

  • @NGTGO
    @NGTGO8 жыл бұрын

    Raid 2020. We're almost there.

  • @Gaminggod1997BAGR

    @Gaminggod1997BAGR

    8 жыл бұрын

    only 4 more years

  • @RoseHowat

    @RoseHowat

    7 жыл бұрын

    Dohn Joe Very true

  • @SurgeCess

    @SurgeCess

    6 жыл бұрын

    I had that game, it's really not that special. Definitely not worthy of an entire review.

  • @hallowseve5801

    @hallowseve5801

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hey it would be totally worth it to me xD

  • @jacksonbellis8231

    @jacksonbellis8231

    6 жыл бұрын

    We’re even closer now my beother

  • @jackroche2065
    @jackroche20658 жыл бұрын

    2020 is getting pretty close. better keep your word

  • @leeiif

    @leeiif

    8 жыл бұрын

    That would be amazing.

  • @sorindumitruboldureanu7478

    @sorindumitruboldureanu7478

    8 жыл бұрын

    yeah

  • @basiltheleafeon

    @basiltheleafeon

    8 жыл бұрын

    So 20XX is almost here?

  • @tawmifm

    @tawmifm

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Reshiramax We're in 20XX...

  • @jackroche2065

    @jackroche2065

    8 жыл бұрын

    Reshiramax the xx is a place holder. It will be considered sci fi until 2100. Or somethin like that

  • @TF-Times
    @TF-Times3 жыл бұрын

    I’m still shook that he reviewed Raid 2020 in 2020. Bruh. We in the future.

  • @YowLife
    @YowLife4 жыл бұрын

    It's 2020, why isn't the review of Raid 2020 out yet?

  • @notcockycody1342

    @notcockycody1342

    4 жыл бұрын

    It has now XD

  • @pogpogger2826

    @pogpogger2826

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Bo Peep Because of your mother*

  • @parker-boy98

    @parker-boy98

    3 жыл бұрын

    It is

  • @dynamagon

    @dynamagon

    3 жыл бұрын

    It is

  • @SentientPotatoXIII

    @SentientPotatoXIII

    3 жыл бұрын

    It is

  • @destroyer-stroyer6349
    @destroyer-stroyer63494 жыл бұрын

    It's almost 2020 nerd, can't wait for the review!

  • @athenastarbrite2955

    @athenastarbrite2955

    4 жыл бұрын

    He did say “ maybe “.

  • @sanromanosqui

    @sanromanosqui

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@athenastarbrite2955 we don't care, it's has been 10 years of waiting, he better DO IT!

  • @saint23thomas

    @saint23thomas

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@zombro8697 about:mozilla

  • @truedashfan

    @truedashfan

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@saint23thomas im excited to see it as well please nerd.

  • @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

    @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's 'ere!

  • @Hektor88
    @Hektor887 жыл бұрын

    13:25 "We're livin' on the edge! More like livin' on a prayer!" That's probably the cleverest pun AVGN has ever made.

  • @JaggedBird

    @JaggedBird

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hektor Annatar there’s more clever puns he’s made but it’s pretty great

  • @3Guys1Video

    @3Guys1Video

    5 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @coolhistory2710

    @coolhistory2710

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ze bibll is not reeel

  • @megatronsroyalemissary382

    @megatronsroyalemissary382

    5 жыл бұрын

    WOAH WE’RE HALFWAY THERE

  • @Haidapie

    @Haidapie

    2 ай бұрын

    OOOOH LIVIN ON A PRAYER

  • @StrikerBwF
    @StrikerBwF4 жыл бұрын

    After Majora's Mask review... I'm more ready than ever to see Raid 2020

  • @fallenorrisen120
    @fallenorrisen120 Жыл бұрын

    13:57 “I’m an idol worshiped by many. There’s someone downstairs who worships me.” “What is it? A robot?” Enjoyed that part.

  • @darkmage07070777
    @darkmage070707778 жыл бұрын

    "It's bible games on CD-I!" AHHHHHHHH *runs away*

  • @skudzer1985
    @skudzer19859 жыл бұрын

    The review for Raid 2020 is only 5 years away.

  • @ApocaFlacks

    @ApocaFlacks

    9 жыл бұрын

    skudzer1985 I must have the profile picure

  • @skudzer1985

    @skudzer1985

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hey I'm replying to my own comment from 5 years ago. Trippy.

  • @mr_hentai_god1392
    @mr_hentai_god13924 жыл бұрын

    2009-2020 he finally posted it

  • @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

    @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fact!

  • @solarstrike33

    @solarstrike33

    4 жыл бұрын

    2008, actually.

  • @dimbusjenkins
    @dimbusjenkins3 жыл бұрын

    "Unless you have the toploader, that plays anything." Alladin Deck Enhancer: "He said WHAT? Oh, I'm gonna make him regret this..."

  • @mikedocherty6160
    @mikedocherty61605 жыл бұрын

    10-years to the day this came came out. I remember it well. I was super stressed in university and not coping well. This was back when AVGN came out every two weeks. Because it was so close to Xmas I assumed he would skip the week two release. This was a God send for my mood and has been a core of my Christmas Tradition ever since. Thank you AVGN!!!

  • @steiner_01

    @steiner_01

    5 жыл бұрын

    I love this personal histories

  • @AriochStarr

    @AriochStarr

    5 жыл бұрын

    Happy to see you made it through and well.

  • @BlueflagAlpha

    @BlueflagAlpha

    4 жыл бұрын

    10 years later

  • @HarmonicVector
    @HarmonicVector4 жыл бұрын

    Raid 2020's review is nearly due... Only 1/4 of the way there...

  • @sirlukas73

    @sirlukas73

    4 жыл бұрын

    Boys we're doing it

  • @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

    @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's here!

  • @Marie-qv6on

    @Marie-qv6on

    4 жыл бұрын

    Where the heck did you get the 1/4 from

  • @JackTheripper911

    @JackTheripper911

    3 жыл бұрын

    1/4 would have been *years* ago

  • @boredstudent
    @boredstudent Жыл бұрын

    AVGN: Maybe I'll review it in the year 2020 (Raid 2020) 2020: he did it

  • @realyungjoe
    @realyungjoe4 жыл бұрын

    Going back for Raid 2020 hype, it's interesting to see opening credits featuring Gametrailers and Screwattack, both of which AVGN has outlived

  • @aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa
    @aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa7 жыл бұрын

    3 More Years until he reviews Raid 2020

  • @inrg3688

    @inrg3688

    6 жыл бұрын

    Two more years

  • @AizensPlan

    @AizensPlan

    6 жыл бұрын

    One more year

  • @nathaniellefebvre342

    @nathaniellefebvre342

    6 жыл бұрын

    2 years

  • @CubicApocalypse128

    @CubicApocalypse128

    6 жыл бұрын

    34 more years

  • @ComicWriter-ml3qt

    @ComicWriter-ml3qt

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kalfu comments like yours make me wonder why KZread even has a dislike button if it doesn’t do shit

  • @SaturdayMorningAlive
    @SaturdayMorningAlive8 жыл бұрын

    Can't wait! In just 5 years James is going to review RAID 2020! I'm psyched!

  • @BirdRaiserE

    @BirdRaiserE

    8 жыл бұрын

    +SaturdayMorningAlive It's almost 4 years by now surely

  • @prettyflacko9860

    @prettyflacko9860

    8 жыл бұрын

    4 years left

  • @Thegreatclamslamof93

    @Thegreatclamslamof93

    8 жыл бұрын

    +SaturdayMorningAlive I'm happy to see I'm not the only one who remembers this! Four more years nerd....

  • @hasanpatel9029

    @hasanpatel9029

    8 жыл бұрын

    +SaturdayMorningAlive YIPPY!

  • @Bwzinh1510

    @Bwzinh1510

    8 жыл бұрын

    p

  • @claudevandog
    @claudevandog Жыл бұрын

    It's strange hearing the Raid 2020 line knowing when this was uploaded 2020 was a while away, and now it is a few years in the past.

  • @ezekielrose5173
    @ezekielrose51734 жыл бұрын

    5:58 One more month, Nerd. We didn't forget.

  • @alexsilva28

    @alexsilva28

    4 жыл бұрын

    Neither did he

  • @brandoncallaway5354

    @brandoncallaway5354

    4 жыл бұрын

    Today is 2020!

  • @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

    @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

    4 жыл бұрын

    Here we go!

  • @Neilhammond64

    @Neilhammond64

    3 жыл бұрын

    This comment and its replies almost made me cry. We didn't know. How could we have known?

  • @lambsauce7969
    @lambsauce79698 жыл бұрын

    I'm waiting on that Noah's Ark pachinko machine, Konami....

  • @Luna-Fox

    @Luna-Fox

    8 жыл бұрын

    Get 100,000,000 points for Noah to take off his robe!

  • @lambsauce7969

    @lambsauce7969

    8 жыл бұрын

    Luigifan64 Then it would be called "Noah's Porn Ark". Rated A for Adult.

  • @thejourney2point0

    @thejourney2point0

    8 жыл бұрын

    Hit the lever!

  • @SomerandomShiro

    @SomerandomShiro

    8 жыл бұрын

    WAHHHHH MY EYES

  • @spindalis79

    @spindalis79

    7 жыл бұрын

    Notice that James shows a screen shot where there are Moi in the game? Another Konami game from around the same time also loaded with the Easter Island Heads is "Parodius"

  • @TheChaosDragoness
    @TheChaosDragoness8 жыл бұрын

    I can just imagine January 2020 I'll see that RAID 2020 review in my subscriptions.

  • @zujaayy799
    @zujaayy7994 жыл бұрын

    Remember 10 years ago watching this thinking their was no way he was going get to 2020

  • @dvdjkaufmn
    @dvdjkaufmn4 жыл бұрын

    "A sacrilegious Christmas fuckfest".. so awesome. The entire monologue is brilliant 😂

  • @chanceishikawa1699
    @chanceishikawa16997 жыл бұрын

    5:58... better be careful James. We're almost there.

  • @bubsythebobcat57
    @bubsythebobcat577 жыл бұрын

    Only 3 years left until the Raid 2020 Review. I'm hyped.

  • @Marcelelias11

    @Marcelelias11

    7 жыл бұрын

    This year barely counts

  • @war.helmets9636

    @war.helmets9636

    7 жыл бұрын

    Know it's three

  • @dustinthehuman8626

    @dustinthehuman8626

    7 жыл бұрын

    Bubsy The Bobcat *_WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?_*

  • @M50A1

    @M50A1

    7 жыл бұрын

    it'll feel like forever

  • @mcpuffy9032

    @mcpuffy9032

    6 жыл бұрын

    Almost 2

  • @TRASH_QR_CODER
    @TRASH_QR_CODER4 жыл бұрын

    I watched this back in 2008 When he said he'll review Raid 2020 in the year 2020, I laughed because it seemed far away for a game review and I assumed that the show would cease to exist by then. Yet here I am, 12 years later rewatching this video again because Raid 2020 was shown at the end of the latest AVGN episode. That is true dedication right there, and that's why I kept watching this show throughout the years.

  • @DEADEYESTUDIO
    @DEADEYESTUDIO3 жыл бұрын

    “Maybe I’ll review that in 2020” and so he did, noice.

  • @HazyTown01
    @HazyTown014 жыл бұрын

    That long "DAAAAAAAAMMMN!!!" when he's playing sunday funday may be my favorite AVGN swear

  • @xplinux22
    @xplinux227 жыл бұрын

    I love how nonchalantly he says "and then you get a violent picture of somebody being whipped." Makes me snort every time. 😂

  • @ottonoz
    @ottonoz3 жыл бұрын

    I love the random lyric “he’s gonna go home to eat chicken and rice” should have been a healing item in the AVGN videogame... LOL

  • @bradleypearl2986
    @bradleypearl29864 жыл бұрын

    IT IS TIME MY COMRADES. HE CAN NOW REVIEW RAID 2020. HURAH!

  • @PrimeTF
    @PrimeTF8 жыл бұрын

    I find it ironic that a christian company is putting out games illegally. What a giant self-contradiction.

  • @dustinrausch5008

    @dustinrausch5008

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Violent Sparkle To be fair, no one said they were a Christian company, they just put out games based on Christianity. They may have just thought they were hitting an untapped market or something.

  • @DrEarthwormRobotnik

    @DrEarthwormRobotnik

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Violent Sparkle Even more ironic, most of the employees were atheists, according to an interview with the head honcho

  • @markuseavids5362

    @markuseavids5362

    7 жыл бұрын

    So the video games are atheists mocking the Bible?

  • @ayylmao575

    @ayylmao575

    6 жыл бұрын

    Baraka *Tips fedora*

  • @swashbucklemchrue2323

    @swashbucklemchrue2323

    5 жыл бұрын

    Don't think the Bible ever said you have to every law. I mean, if a law forbade Christianity, would you obey it as a Christian?

  • @save_zawarudo
    @save_zawarudo5 жыл бұрын

    "if I was God I would be piss" I think he's already pissed

  • @pacartwright86

    @pacartwright86

    4 жыл бұрын

    you would be piss if you were god? ok...

  • @Krueltybeast187

    @Krueltybeast187

    4 жыл бұрын

    He's not pissed, he's dead...

  • @rainingtacos7529

    @rainingtacos7529

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Krueltybeast187 We killed him.

  • @Curlyheart

    @Curlyheart

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Krueltybeast187 gg

  • @oculttheexegaming2509

    @oculttheexegaming2509

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@rainingtacos7529 Nietzsche would be proud to hear that.

  • @loosetube5417
    @loosetube54174 жыл бұрын

    I remember staying up way past my bedtime to watch AVGN in middle school, and I would always get so excited when they came out. Can't believe it's been 11 years. Love ya James.

  • @apollorock3r244
    @apollorock3r2444 жыл бұрын

    5:58 After the recent review of The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, he's going to review Raid:2020. Fitting that next year is going to be 2020. XD

  • @Marie-qv6on
    @Marie-qv6on7 жыл бұрын

    BE COURAGEOUS, JOSHUA!

  • @senpaicity3334

    @senpaicity3334

    5 жыл бұрын

    "8 bit Father Abraham song"

  • @katcano4474

    @katcano4474

    5 жыл бұрын

    🅱 *_COURAGEOUS, JOSHUA_*

  • @fishbulb3926

    @fishbulb3926

    5 жыл бұрын

    blessed marie calamari doll that calls you joshua and verbally reaffirms your courage

  • @suedonnym

    @suedonnym

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@fishbulb3926 cursed marie calimari doll that eats all the pizza and tells you to play raid 2020

  • @hankhill242productions6

    @hankhill242productions6

    5 жыл бұрын

    "Moses and me plays"

  • @NemoNautilusEra
    @NemoNautilusEra5 жыл бұрын

    So... Raid 2020 confirmed for next year?

  • @solarstrike33

    @solarstrike33

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mr.doctor6774 Triple confirmed.

  • @JesusDeNazaret33

    @JesusDeNazaret33

    4 жыл бұрын

    For tomorrow.

  • @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

    @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

    4 жыл бұрын

    Here we are.

  • @LunaticGaming0696
    @LunaticGaming06964 жыл бұрын

    The time has come, nerd. Raid 2020 is upon us.

  • @makutas-v261

    @makutas-v261

    4 жыл бұрын

    THE GREAT RAID IS LOOMING ON US, THE GREAT RAID WILL BESTOW ITS RAIDNESS UNTO US!

  • @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

    @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes, yes it is.

  • @indigoon9635

    @indigoon9635

    3 жыл бұрын

    we were so excited for 2020

  • @Nhblubird
    @Nhblubird10 ай бұрын

    I was so afraid they were going to replace the gradually unclothed woman with a crucified Jesus 💀

  • @joshuaarmstrong377

    @joshuaarmstrong377

    6 ай бұрын

    I was thinking the exact same thing, would have been hilarious if they did though

  • @uncensorer
    @uncensorer10 жыл бұрын

    "It's Bible games....ON CDI!!!!" Best part.

  • @1squeamishneophyte
    @1squeamishneophyte8 жыл бұрын

    Why are there Native Americans in Noah's time? Ask your local Mormon.

  • @MechanicsStudents

    @MechanicsStudents

    8 жыл бұрын

    ?

  • @shilelea

    @shilelea

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Nicholas Bloxxer Mormons believe the patriarchs traveled to America and there was a war between the Jews and native Americans

  • @JDubOnTheLowdown

    @JDubOnTheLowdown

    8 жыл бұрын

    Rekt.

  • @capitaoazulao

    @capitaoazulao

    6 жыл бұрын

    GENIUS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YOU WON THE DAY!

  • @Austin.D

    @Austin.D

    5 жыл бұрын

    Nicholas Bloxxer don’t Ask me I’ve got no clue

  • @LucasBradleylpbproductions6
    @LucasBradleylpbproductions64 жыл бұрын

    Who here came to this after watching the Raid 2020 review?

  • @bentaylor1617

    @bentaylor1617

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me

  • @DaffyToons
    @DaffyToons Жыл бұрын

    I wonder why AVGN Recorded this episode in a 16:9 Resolution but then in the next episodes he went back to 4:3 until R.O.B The Robot

  • @nathancollier1496
    @nathancollier14969 жыл бұрын

    I like how for the soundtrack soundtrack to "Exodus" (which is about Moses), instead of choosing a Moses related song, they went with "Father Abraham"

  • @Sholuhu

    @Sholuhu

    9 жыл бұрын

    And many sons and many sons and father abraham

  • @litigioussociety4249

    @litigioussociety4249

    8 жыл бұрын

    One of the other songs was, "Hosanna, Loud Hosanna," which is for Palm Sunday. I think it played it when you pause the game.

  • @timmyreobed5043
    @timmyreobed50439 жыл бұрын

    Sunday Funday: Featuring enemies almost as anti-religious as KZread commenters.

  • @EpicGamerWinXD69

    @EpicGamerWinXD69

    9 жыл бұрын

    Agvn we need you to if you make a higher quality version of this video edit the part about the athirsts that stop you from going to church so you can save your self the subscribers lost because that is what 90% of your comments are about!!!!

  • @n00b4liciou5

    @n00b4liciou5

    9 жыл бұрын

    I just realized... what if the kid was a Baptist?

  • @chrisjenkins2099

    @chrisjenkins2099

    9 жыл бұрын

    omg those atheists make my life so hard am i rite

  • @Keurgui1

    @Keurgui1

    9 жыл бұрын

    Timmy Reobed I wonder who the final boss is

  • @n00b4liciou5

    @n00b4liciou5

    9 жыл бұрын

    Keurgui1 My guess is Charles Darwin

  • @ColourShedProductions
    @ColourShedProductions Жыл бұрын

    11:46, I can feel the genuine anger from that point, haha.

  • @garyrussell0920
    @garyrussell09204 жыл бұрын

    5:58 nerd says maybe I’ll review Raid 2020 in the year 2020. 11 years has past and he finally reviewed Raid 2020 in the year 2020, and I feel old now.

  • @TonyMactv
    @TonyMactv7 жыл бұрын

    In my youth church days, I remember there was a band called 4Him and that's a midi of one of their songs. Judge me all you want for that knowledge but that scene and AVGN's reaction made that awesome lol

  • @Ovcharka88

    @Ovcharka88

    4 жыл бұрын

    No judgement for going to church my friend.

  • @hazukichanx408

    @hazukichanx408

    4 жыл бұрын

    I leave it to the invisible flying spaghetti monster to judge or withhold judgment, as it sees fit.

  • @haileyholt2957
    @haileyholt29577 жыл бұрын

    I was student teaching at my Lutheran preschool and when the teacher read bible stories about baby Moses it reminded me of these episodes and I almost started laughing during the story... I am a horrible person

  • @ninototo1

    @ninototo1

    5 жыл бұрын

    Mhm pfannkuchen

  • @plepify
    @plepify4 жыл бұрын

    Im here to rewatch this before watching the raid 2020 episode

  • @danielmas5493
    @danielmas5493 Жыл бұрын

    His prediction of playing Raid 2020 in 2020 came true

  • @TheNobody-ru5xg
    @TheNobody-ru5xg9 жыл бұрын

    A game actually about the bible without any of this watered down childish stuff could actually be freaking awesome.

  • @I_am_a_cat_

    @I_am_a_cat_

    9 жыл бұрын

    Rylan Yeckley probably won't happen until like... 2500 and a new religion has come along. Just like we have a bunch of greek and roman mythology games.

  • @GoldSrc_

    @GoldSrc_

    9 жыл бұрын

    Rylan Yeckley It would be a very inconsistent, contradictory and ridiculous game.

  • @emarythomp

    @emarythomp

    9 жыл бұрын

    I would love to be God and circumcise Moses' son

  • @GoldSrc_

    @GoldSrc_

    9 жыл бұрын

    Keith Richards How was my comment "anti-religious"?

  • @zxtmasmith9883

    @zxtmasmith9883

    9 жыл бұрын

    Wow Aj, why are you atheists so butthurt about God? Why should he explain his belief system to you? After all, all you will do is make fun of it! If you don't believe in God then maybe you should fuck off and do something productive with your life (something atheists teach but most don't do).

  • @dorpth
    @dorpth7 жыл бұрын

    NES games with a lifebar that might as well not even have a lifebar: Bible Games 2 Ninja Gaiden Battletoads

  • @Kourumeme

    @Kourumeme

    4 жыл бұрын

    dorpth ninja gaiden lifebar for the bosses. Everything else is a pit endurance

  • @mark2411
    @mark2411 Жыл бұрын

    This is the one that I watched, shall I say religiously.

  • @ndr_32
    @ndr_323 жыл бұрын

    8:21 I thought he was gonna say "You're trying to rescue Jesus from the crops, and he gets a new nail and gets blooddier every time"

  • @Aaron_Gentry
    @Aaron_Gentry8 жыл бұрын

    Yippee!! Yippee!! Yippee!! Whoops!

  • @Athanael777
    @Athanael7774 жыл бұрын

    The wait is almost over, RAID 2020 here we go!

  • @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

    @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's finally here.

  • @JoeyTDoesThings

    @JoeyTDoesThings

    4 жыл бұрын

    IT HAPPENED. THAT FUCKING MADLAD.

  • @midwestmonster9886
    @midwestmonster98862 жыл бұрын

    It still blows my mind that he actually reviewed Raid 2020 in the year 2020.

  • @Woody17

    @Woody17

    2 жыл бұрын

    What blows our minds even more is that he reviewed it literally at the beginning of 2020

  • @ranko8642
    @ranko8642 Жыл бұрын

    14:06 man, squidward really got incarnated as anubis

  • @nich2523
    @nich25238 жыл бұрын

    Yippe Yippe Yippe Yippe Yippe Yippe Yippe Yippe Yippe Yi- Me: SHUT UP FOR CHRIST SAKE!

  • @ChristopherSobieniak

    @ChristopherSobieniak

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Nicholas Szaniecki whoops!

  • @ruttsuco.804

    @ruttsuco.804

    8 жыл бұрын

    Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie

  • @explosivekitten5329

    @explosivekitten5329

    8 жыл бұрын

    YIPPEE

  • @Dance4Life_rus

    @Dance4Life_rus

    8 жыл бұрын

    That word in this game's voice way sounds very similar to one russian word which means "Fuck (somthn)".

  • @spraynardkruger3579

    @spraynardkruger3579

    8 жыл бұрын

    dumb brony

  • @AlteredPiano
    @AlteredPiano10 жыл бұрын

    Fishfall? Must be a prequel to Titanfall... Thanks. I'll be here all week.

  • @posingnobody
    @posingnobody3 жыл бұрын

    “He’s gonna go home and eat chicken n rice” once again this man deserves a grammy

  • @indrachaudhari7874
    @indrachaudhari78744 жыл бұрын

    The year now is 2020.. We all came here for 5:49

  • @vfspectrum4652

    @vfspectrum4652

    3 жыл бұрын

    i came here for that chick in menace beach

  • @kannm03
    @kannm039 жыл бұрын

    I'm a Christian and I'm laughing at how none of these are even close to the bible.

  • @NotVeryRandomDude

    @NotVeryRandomDude

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** The Civilization games are pretty awesome.

  • @kannm03

    @kannm03

    9 жыл бұрын

    yes they are very nice how can i forget

  • @Lucario340

    @Lucario340

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** Number one, Sauron isn't based on Satan. And even if he was, I clearly would have a better understanding of religion then. Number two it's a fucking character in a fantasy book.

  • @Lucario340

    @Lucario340

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** Morgoth is a better representation of Satan as he his more powerful and evil. He is also and Ainur who fell to darkness. Morgoth is based on Satan, not Sauron

  • @Lucario340

    @Lucario340

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** Plus it still doesn't matter. I like Lord of the Rings so my Google plus account is named Sauron. Why the fuck does that matter

  • @Arkiasis
    @Arkiasis10 жыл бұрын

    "Who are these raging atheists who don't want you to go to church?" lmfao

  • @RestlessWandererOriginal
    @RestlessWandererOriginal3 жыл бұрын

    I'm on an avgn marathon, I'm rewatching every single episode

  • @MoonlightMirage
    @MoonlightMirage3 жыл бұрын

    Sure, I'm here thanks to Raid 2020, but also because this is one of my favorite episodes/reviews! James Rolfe, keep up what you're doing, you've still got the spirit to this day :)

  • @SaveTheFuture
    @SaveTheFuture8 жыл бұрын

    It's amazing how unholy these games are.

  • @rythmjc3

    @rythmjc3

    8 жыл бұрын

    Its pretty obvious video game makers are all atheist making fun of Christianity lol

  • @GenerationX1984

    @GenerationX1984

    8 жыл бұрын

    Sunday Funday made me LMAO! I can't breathe! Too funny. XD

  • @RoundShades

    @RoundShades

    7 жыл бұрын

    I don't know, these games might be called Bible Games, because they'll genuinely have you looking to the Bible for help.

  • @jacobdebaker

    @jacobdebaker

    6 жыл бұрын

    Baraka Its amazing how someone who cannot account for objective morality in their worldview uses objective morality in an attempt to show that something is objectively evil.

  • @obitwokenobi9808

    @obitwokenobi9808

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ironic

  • @jarkspore
    @jarkspore5 жыл бұрын

    “Raging Atheist” is my character class.

  • @possumballs2020
    @possumballs20204 жыл бұрын

    I'm from 2020, he indeed does review Raid 2020 on January 15th, 2020.

  • @yumann
    @yumann4 жыл бұрын

    Today is 12.12.19 and the next review will be Raid 2020. It feels like yesterday when AVGN reviewed Street Fighter 2010!

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