“Noah, man. Nobody fucks with him. Not even Chuck Norris.” Oh yea, this is 2006.

@sky-sx5gt

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@michaelbread5906

3 жыл бұрын

Christ those Chuck Norris "jokes" were so bad. What were we thinking?

@stefanandrejevic2570

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelbread5906 at least they were better than the *"WhEn ThE iMPOsTer Is SuS!!!!!1"* or whatever we have now...

@IEatSignificantAmountsOfAss

3 жыл бұрын

@@stefanandrejevic2570 If I hear sus one more time, I'm going to scream.

@loganhedger3460

3 жыл бұрын

Sus

the re-watch value of AVGN is unique.

@allisafu

4 жыл бұрын

Right? they're still funny af

@brendonhalverson5178

4 жыл бұрын

JonTron has great rewatch value as well.

@yourfavoritegames4971

4 жыл бұрын

Brendon Halverson I make it a monthly routine to re watch Jon Tron stuff

@setsers1

4 жыл бұрын

Amen ☺️

@Brujo89

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

"See you in 2007" That is so weird to hear

@VentustheWayfinder

3 жыл бұрын

So long ago my friend 💔😭

@Tendo641

3 жыл бұрын

Some of the viewers watching this video might not even have been around in 2007.

@zetafish7347

3 жыл бұрын

2007 is the literal year I was born

@szarykruk4753

3 жыл бұрын

@@zetafish7347 I had 2 years in 2007

@jackdaniel3135

2 жыл бұрын

I’m starting to feel really old because there are people who can’t even remember what 2007 was like.

7:08 “that’s disgusting, I apologise” LOL the idea that the Nerd has some kind of standards

@johnnyg4mer764

3 жыл бұрын

AVGN's spirit briefly left James' body.

@zakarybarter4845

3 жыл бұрын

i mean it was kind of dark

@SharkyMcSnarkface

2 жыл бұрын

Professionals have STANDARDS

@Ohflipsnap

2 жыл бұрын

Every man has his limits, but not too many are willing to acknowledge when they've gone too far.

@Concerned_Custodian

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ohflipsnap I feel called out

2006....goddamn where have the years gone?

@SonicSammich

8 жыл бұрын

Noah took them away.

@EdmacZ

8 жыл бұрын

+Maclin Wiley I know...It still feels like yesterday. I guess the AVGN is officially timeless.

@MGPytb

8 жыл бұрын

up yo ass!!!!!

@MGPytb

8 жыл бұрын

jk, love ya

@andykishore

8 жыл бұрын

Time took them away, actually.

"It's the Book of Genesis, on the Sega Genesis. And the soundtrack is Genesis." I really wish you weren't making that up...

@ikagura

7 жыл бұрын

that music could be in a Sega CD game

@campfortson4387

6 жыл бұрын

Holy shit foxtrot is the best album ever.

@ajskylesbroflovski2250

6 жыл бұрын

What was that song?

@SmokeyJ628

6 жыл бұрын

Invisible Touch was the song he played.

@MoonlightMirage

5 жыл бұрын

Wait so it isn’t real? I’ve been living a lie :(

"I didn't forget him, I just didn't want him." I snortlaughed so hard.

@norskspilldub4778

2 жыл бұрын

The best line in the entire video

@hobomike6935

Жыл бұрын

the line my biological parents gave me when I finally discovered I was adopted and tracked them down as an adult

@generalrubbish9513

6 ай бұрын

Post-natal abortion

So considering that DOOM and Wolfenstein have been rebooted into new franchises, when are we going to get our modern Noah's Ark 3D remake?

@Chaos89P

4 жыл бұрын

Well, it's on Steam.

@FunBoysGaming

4 жыл бұрын

Ummm.... it's been on Steam for a while now. I own it.

@sneakysnake7695

4 жыл бұрын

@@Chaos89P does it work with the Brutal Doom mod?

@Chaos89P

4 жыл бұрын

@@sneakysnake7695 No clue.

@jackson2531

3 жыл бұрын

@Gold Star Gaming, it is on Steam, but it's just a remaster of the original game.

Bible games are these type of game Ned Flanders would get for his sons

@Bauglir100

7 жыл бұрын

Until they're in high school. Then he'll introduce them to the greatest Bible game of them all: DOOM.

@TheDogsRise

7 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Szuhai * then hell show

@justinjolly3144

7 жыл бұрын

Anti Hero like binding of issac

@90bats

7 жыл бұрын

+Anti Hero Yes :) The Simpsons should've made this joke long ago lol

@Tailikku1

7 жыл бұрын

They did when Bart found a Bible-themed FPS edutainment game at the Flanders' house. The Wiki even points out that this is a nod to Bible Adventures and Super Noah's Ark 3D

"That's disgusting. I apologize." I can't recall any AVGN episode that Nerd apologized for anything. Not sure, but I really haven't.

@DarkMirria1

4 жыл бұрын

I think I recal him doing it in another couple episodes.

@mattking9220

4 жыл бұрын

He also did it in Indiana Jones after saying "buffalo shizz"

@mort3official404

4 жыл бұрын

When he keeps accidentally hitting the guy from behind the couch in the battletoads 2 player, he kind of does.

@willofthewater

4 жыл бұрын

The best part of that line is how he leaves a sizable pause between saying the dead baby thing and apologising.

@jessebeam4186

4 жыл бұрын

@@mattking9220 lol that's so atrocious

the nerd narrating the replay of the lion getting clobbered and the squirrel hitting itself with an accorn is just pure comedic gold to me

It`s a tradition to watch Christmas AVGN episodes around the holidays!

@s.lenderjay8607

Жыл бұрын

A tradition I'll do for years to come

@VidyaBros1

Жыл бұрын

Exactly what I'm doing! I start my December every year rewatching Erased which is such a great anime, and also rewatching Christmas themed AVGN episodes, and also a terrible animated Christmas movie called The Christmas Tree.

@s.lenderjay8607

Жыл бұрын

@@VidyaBros1 nostalgia critics video on it?

@someguy9070

Жыл бұрын

@@s.lenderjay8607 for me yes there are a few Nostalgia Critic videos too on that playlist. We start with the critic and end with the nerd. Also gotta have some Scott The Woz in there too!

@quinn799

Жыл бұрын

See you in 2007!

Does anyone else find it ironic that a game meant to teach kids about morality cheated its way onto a system by braking the rules?

@kahe4237

7 жыл бұрын

yeh

@Gaminggod1997BAGR

7 жыл бұрын

The Elephant of Doom Good point

@antsohio1208

7 жыл бұрын

You're fucking profile pick made me fucking slap my computer screen

@jameslshelton

7 жыл бұрын

Adam Winslett me too

@davemarx7856

7 жыл бұрын

The Elephant of Doom Moses supposes his toeses is roses but Nintendo said NO!!

"he's gonna go home and eat chicken and rice"?

@robertcummings2445

7 жыл бұрын

well yeah he just started making these videos so he was on budget :P

@AlienMyth64

7 жыл бұрын

lol i suppose. i just thought it was so random. the nerd is pretty much always at his home. and chicken and rice is pretty healthy... i feel like Kyle Justin would've cooked the nerd some chicken and rice for christmas ^-^

@wheatleythebrick2276

6 жыл бұрын

AlienMyth64 lol wat

@manformerlypigbukkit

6 жыл бұрын

AlienMyth64 ehhhh... it depends where you get it..

@DualityDustman

6 жыл бұрын

He was trying to rhyme.

"Noah, man. Nobody fucks with him. Not even Chuck Norris." God, that sentence is straight out of 2006. lol

For those still watching all these years later, You might be shocked to find out that Wisdom Tree are still around.

@AnoNymous-gn6tl

7 ай бұрын

...How? Why? 🤔

@crashjayoo6

7 ай бұрын

They mainly licensed their games out

@Niagaranobs

7 ай бұрын

What are they doing now?

@andykishore

4 ай бұрын

I need to know more.

Bruce Lee's relative from Hong Kong 97 may find Noah a challenge to fight...

@rorysnow7937

8 жыл бұрын

You don't FUCK with CHIN!!!!

@TrollBreaker

8 жыл бұрын

+Enclave Commander NO.3-117 I fuck with my chin chin.

@Lobsterwithinternet

8 жыл бұрын

But the real question is what happens when Master Joe, John Wayne's half-cousin's step son, shows up??

@bonelesscommunism4031

7 жыл бұрын

Dcc357 Jann lee couldn't even beat Noah

@aidanredding8058

4 жыл бұрын

His name is Chin you uncultured swine

'Flight to Egypt': it's bad - AVGN

@Enceladeans

8 жыл бұрын

+Master Xehanort And French plane. Truly, AVGN is a prophet.

@nicholaslienandjaja1815

5 жыл бұрын

And he ends up playing it anyway

@ShadowZeroXZ

4 жыл бұрын

Jojo approved that.

“He’s gonna go home and eat chicken n rice” this man deserves a grammy

This episode is so comfy. A true Christmas classic.

@DADVIDS

7 ай бұрын

Makes me want some chicken and rice

@thema1998

4 ай бұрын

​@@DADVIDS If only I had gotten some chicken and rice for dinner! 😆

"See you in the year 2007." I think we're well beyond that year, AVGN.

@TheGamingToast

8 жыл бұрын

Almost 10 years beyond.

@Princess0rangejuice

7 жыл бұрын

this came out in 2006

@theblindwitness3023

7 жыл бұрын

next year is 2017

@adamlooze99

7 жыл бұрын

+Chris obviously not

@supermel1848

6 жыл бұрын

See you in 2018

10 years later, we still enjoy these videos.

@limitlesslimit1414

7 жыл бұрын

FresnoCA93727 10 more years and we will still love them

@DavidGarcia-sv4fn

4 жыл бұрын

13...

@adamuzumaki98

4 жыл бұрын

@@DavidGarcia-sv4fn Even 2019. I love this episode.

@andreatoppi5627

4 жыл бұрын

@@adamuzumaki98 2020

@biagi7416

2 жыл бұрын

2022 baby

Every December, I randomly remember that all the of the AVGN Christmas episodes exist and I decide to binge a bunch of them late at night while sitting next to the Christmas tree. It just feels right for some reason.

only realised how old this video was when he made the chuck norris joke

Oh no, guys... Super Noah's Ark 3D is coming to Steam. I'm NOT kidding.

@fatharlaus6923

9 жыл бұрын

***** Looks like more games to buy.

@SkyrimTheBoss

9 жыл бұрын

***** It isnt a joke !

@WarioWill

9 жыл бұрын

WHAT?!?!?!!??!?!

@fatharlaus6923

9 жыл бұрын

MLG MicroView You Owe me a copy.

@wildgoosespeeder

9 жыл бұрын

***** Almost 50 positive reviews. WTF?!

DOOM is the best bible game.

@BrigitteMain33

4 жыл бұрын

Lets see: You kill demons in the hell...yes...is the most christian game in all time!!!

@Toxin_Glitch

4 жыл бұрын

I will kill all demons in Hell _for the lord_

@Megatron-yg6kp

4 жыл бұрын

Damn right.

@AllGamingStarred

4 жыл бұрын

OT god said to go to war NT god said kill no more But in DOOM, we carry swords to catch the blood from the screaming hordes

@thegentlemanwiththemustach1087

4 жыл бұрын

And yet Christians are offended just because it has imagery. It's not like you're playing as a demon!

8:40 so for years I've done the high pitched "Sheepy sheepy sheepeh!" Whenever I was hunting for something in a game, be it a material, a creature or another player. (Including playing as Jason in the Friday the 13th game) and I forgot where I heard it from but I just kept doing it here and there.... I finally remember lol

There's no way this episode is about to turn 17 years old in just a few hours...

Player 1 : ASSSSSSSS

@heathergoodpasture9891

6 жыл бұрын

Kimmeh Boo Boo Player 2: SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

@personguy6904

5 жыл бұрын

Pickle.

@JaggedBird

5 жыл бұрын

Milk bone gaming player 3: FUCK

@Dcfan200

4 жыл бұрын

FUCKKKKKKKKKK!

Olaf the Snowman was a rip off of the Guitar guy Come on Disney, that's uncool

@justingochioco1121

9 жыл бұрын

Your just joking dude.

@AppleOfThineEye

9 жыл бұрын

Justin Gochioco says elsa the bitch

@justingochioco1121

9 жыл бұрын

you know she is the Sub-zero of the disney princess. She just needs that spine rip to complete her aresnal.

@TheRaccooning

9 жыл бұрын

"wah my ice magic is scary I'm going to cry in my room for 14+ years and ignore my only sister"

@justingochioco1121

9 жыл бұрын

You know Elsa was trying to protect her sister Anna when she ran off on her own. Plus in the end it has their love that thawed a frozen heart. Which was new since it was another girl that saved Anna and not Kristoff.

Truly amazing that James has been on this site since the beginning of KZread and is still a icon solute to the G.O.A.T. of gaming reviews

@BQD_Central

2 жыл бұрын

One of the very few people that made a long term gig out of his initial spark. Might be more formulaic these days, but that's way better then it just burning to the ground. I don't know ANY KZread from 2006 that is still on this platform AND still succesful. Maybe companies, sure, but single youtubers? Only AVGN as far as I know.

This was peak AVGN. I miss this level of soul.

I'm guessing the snakes that were on the trees went extinct since Noah didn't put them in the arc.

@evxdaddy

8 жыл бұрын

pretty much huh lol

@wesleyvanpelt7159

8 жыл бұрын

hahaha😅

@cinnamonflavord

8 жыл бұрын

but you forgot baby moses

@erikm12

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe they were water snakes?

@101Volts

4 жыл бұрын

TBH, there are more stages of gathering animals than those in that segment. I played it enough to find out.

Noah From Noah's Ark For Smash DLC

@Bauglir100

9 жыл бұрын

Lucas Cunningham WHICH Noah's Ark?

@BeepYoutube

9 жыл бұрын

+Jonathan Szuhai .....yes

@Bauglir100

9 жыл бұрын

+WolfGamer [fires fruit from my slingshot, sending it flying into WolfGamer's face.] Friggin' smartass...

@BeepYoutube

9 жыл бұрын

***** *It glitches right through me* is this the nerd in me, or is that TFS?

@enzoqueijao

8 жыл бұрын

+Lucas Cunningham muds

A fun fact. “The AVGN is Here” is actually older than the AVGN Theme (Not the ANN Theme)

"I didn't forget him, I just didn't want em." Avgn 2006.

We have Angry Video Game Nerd Blu-ray's and DVD's available! AVGN X Blu-Ray amzn.to/1Ov6h3o AVGN Season One DVD amzn.to/1Y0eMXD AVGN Season Two DVD amzn.to/21rDPR6 AVGN Season Three DVD amzn.to/21rEFxl AVGN Season Four DVD amzn.to/1UBnoBe

@nitrate92

8 жыл бұрын

Cool!

@lizrdwizrd2660

8 жыл бұрын

0_0

@princemyriad5813

7 жыл бұрын

TMNT 3 Movie Review.

@princemyriad5813

7 жыл бұрын

Original.Kasizzle wut

@kalsizzle

7 жыл бұрын

gotta love that 360p

"It's the Book of Genesis on Sega Genesis, and the soundtrack is Genesis." LMFAO I'd do anything to play that xD

@setsers1

4 жыл бұрын

Saaame

I love how much he can't get over Noah lifting the animals. Makes me laugh every time.

"See you in 2007". How I wish to go back.

@skylined5534

3 жыл бұрын

With you there dude.

@RichieRickyWiiSports

3 жыл бұрын

I was 6 in 2007

@BQD_Central

2 жыл бұрын

Then I'm broke as F again, I refuse.

@mysthic_ds5185

2 жыл бұрын

@@RichieRickyWiiSports I was 4

@qunt100

2 жыл бұрын

Yes. Before the internet and technology really took off, and now it seems like everyone is a hypersensitive twitter extremist.

This is a part of my Christmas tradition

@robertgleeson7619

6 жыл бұрын

Surfing Pikachu 14 ditto :)

@WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU

4 жыл бұрын

triddo

@MagicMaster667

3 жыл бұрын

Every december: _"It's time for another sacrileligious christmas f*ckfest!"_ :D (Tge line's not from this episode. But I always go through Bible Games 1-3 + Winter Games while am at it, every year.)

@VikingPoodle

2 жыл бұрын

Same here. Every year!

13:07 "Let's take a look at "The Book of Genesis" for the Sega Genesis, and the soundtrack... Is Genesis!" lol

Classic AVGN episodes. tradition to come here and watch these every Christmas season.

13:13 so you could say that Eve had the “Invisible touch”?

@robo_rabbit

3 жыл бұрын

She was an "Easy Lover".

@johnt.campbell316

2 жыл бұрын

Out... Both of you.

I love it when he starts flight to Egypt, and says it's bad and goes to the next game

It's a good thing that the 6th commandment reads "You shall not steal.... unless you're making shitty unauthorised Bible games, THEN it's okay to break the rules and steal ideas".

@MakusinMeringue

5 жыл бұрын

Kek

@damightybenstein

2 жыл бұрын

That was the 8th commandment.

No matter how many times I watch this, I'm always amazed by how he gets all of the questions wrong at 12:00

8:23 I just needed a replay of AVGN saying “Dumb $hit”

5/10 needs more baby moses

@jaxmoreno9282

8 жыл бұрын

needs more super noah

@jamessharp8391

8 жыл бұрын

5/10 forgot baby moses

@jacefiore6203

6 жыл бұрын

KoolDude 1337 5/10 needs with veggietales

@yaboidustin2447

6 жыл бұрын

Archer Bennington needs more Ass

@Germano111

6 жыл бұрын

Kill all the babies

chin would fuck with noah

@kostarossides5062

8 жыл бұрын

KILL THE 1.2 BILLION UGLY FUCKIN REDS

@tick2.061

8 жыл бұрын

KILL THE 1.2 BILLION FUCKIN ANIMALS.

@tick2.061

8 жыл бұрын

KILL THE 1.2 BILLION FUCKIN ANIMALS.

@rexy1085

8 жыл бұрын

chin won't last very long...

@Lobsterwithinternet

8 жыл бұрын

But what happens when Master Joe, John Wayne's half-cousin's step son, shows up?

I always come back to the AVGN Christmas specials every December. They were always some of my personal favourite videos on here.

@MasterSparkZe

3 жыл бұрын

Me too, these videos are time-less ^~^

@chibi3593

3 жыл бұрын

Same here

11:55 I'm always surprised how he got all of those questions wrong

I didn't stop laughing at the lion and the squirrel.

@TechnicolorBunny

9 жыл бұрын

HAHA me too, I came to re-watch this video just to watch that part

The squirrel got raptured.

People talk about classic holiday movies and TV specials they revisit year after year. The old Christmas nerd videos have become my Christmas classics

@thema1998

Жыл бұрын

Same here! 🎅👍

@torkelsvenson6411

Жыл бұрын

Same! At least up to 12 days of shitsmas

@Ally-643

Жыл бұрын

Same here

I love the squirrel knocking lion out 😂

@sky-sx5gt

3 жыл бұрын

Lol that was the best part

I'm a Christian. Honestly, I don't blame anyone for not liking these games. They're cheesier than the quesadilla I ate today, and that thing was freakin cheesy. I mean, my hand got tangeld in the stuff. It was horrible.

@calebwei9687

7 жыл бұрын

try asking for a pizza with as much cheese as the boss allowes

@nintendozilla9843

Жыл бұрын

HAHAHA!

@zyzzy-ko4ww

15 күн бұрын

Quesadillas are supposed to be cheesy.

@AmyTheBrawler

4 күн бұрын

The cheesier the better.

It is 10 years since this episode....

@JM23007

7 жыл бұрын

Suh Dongbin makes me feel so weird that I was 10 when I started watching this guy...

@Proclifo

6 жыл бұрын

I still watch it every Christmas. It's become a tradition for me.

@earthnativefarms8804

6 жыл бұрын

Suh Dongbin it is one years since this comment.

@TheSvikja

4 жыл бұрын

13 now

@HendogYT

3 жыл бұрын

14, but it will be 15 11 months from now

I swear AVGN is endlessly watchable. Not sure why. I guess it’s just timeless.

7:14 Bro... AVGN: That’s disgusting, I apologize. All is forgiven.

They should've released it on the Genesis so Noah could've benefited from the "blast processing".

@jordanholstein8023

9 жыл бұрын

And his story takes place in the book of Genesis.

@Bauglir100

9 жыл бұрын

RyanSellman1 They did.

Good work, but you forgot Baby Moses Edit: wow what a crap ton of likes!!!

@sansyfresh777

8 жыл бұрын

no he didnt

@YannYann12345

8 жыл бұрын

+Sansy Fresh it was a joke :/

@Kola25_97

7 жыл бұрын

Nice Terry profile pic you got there.

@shialabeef106

7 жыл бұрын

I didn't forget him I just didn't WANT him.

@g-netic2120

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

8:30 they are so adorable!

Still one of my favorite videos from AVGN thanks to: the catchy Christmas jingle, the terrible bible games, the hilarious game mechanics and sounds, and iconic quotes.

"Published on Dec 25, 2006" It's been so long already ... 12 years since Bible Games happened?!

@setsers1

4 жыл бұрын

YYYYEP!!

@gracjanszmyt1442

3 жыл бұрын

Nearly 14 years now

@cheneethompson5756

3 жыл бұрын

Looks like it'll be a quarantine Christmas this year Heck, I never leave the house on Christmas day! Any chores I do, I do the day before

14:22 Super Noah's Ark 3D & Knuckles

@jakepinkerton9208

8 жыл бұрын

SCMJ Refrence?

@iTweak0r

8 жыл бұрын

It's a reference to the lock-on technology used by Sonic the Hedgehog 3 and Sonic and Knuckles.

@GrinceMaster73

2 ай бұрын

No Way? No Way!

It's December 16th, 2023 and I'm watching this while pooping

0:12 i came here for the old thumbnail

18:16 "That's where this game belongs, the fucking garBITCH!" - AVGN, 2006

lmao I remember watching this back in middle school, that was over 8 years ago. This is a total classic and timeless.

@mrJalisco70

8 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah! those were the days

@DarkMirria1

4 жыл бұрын

Not as old as the people who were in Jr High when this came out.

Watching the Mandalorian in 2019 and hearing people say, "Baby Yoda" all the time constantly reminds me of this episode. I can't stop saying Baby Yoda. Baby Yoda, baby Yoda.

@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

4 жыл бұрын

Baby Yoda.

@kwc0435

2 жыл бұрын

Baby moses vs baby yoda smackdown

6:29 Baby Moses is definitely flipping us all off there

i tried to carry a lion and i punched him in the nuts now he ate me i'm inside of him PLEASE HELP

@lennyfaceg3tr3kt

9 жыл бұрын

***** i'm still alive! the lion spat me out because i pissed my pants but i woke up in Africa and now i'm surviving here!

@lennyfaceg3tr3kt

9 жыл бұрын

***** also i'm calling a rescue chopper now XD

@Bauglir100

9 жыл бұрын

Lenny Face Still a better love story than...that one book with the sparkly Cedric Diggory in it.

@majabest171

9 жыл бұрын

Lenny Face Reminds me of "Man punches lion and tickles his nuts".

@lennyfaceg3tr3kt

9 жыл бұрын

BurnH34l 's never heard of it but it sounds like furry porn material

"see you in 2007" Oh... dear... god. Just kill me.

@JamesEdgeX

10 жыл бұрын

Holy fuck time paradox lol

Nearly 15 years later, and this video is still enjoyable

15:38 Noah puts two of each animal ... In the ground!

There you can see it: all squirrels go to heaven. :)

@nex1788

9 жыл бұрын

+SnakePlissken73 Oh my god XD

@RickDaSquirrel

8 жыл бұрын

That's a relief

@fshehu3002

8 жыл бұрын

+Skull Video You mean cats.

@WTK55

8 жыл бұрын

F Shehu Nope

@fshehu3002

8 жыл бұрын

Skull Video Cats do deserve Hell.

hard to believe this was almost 10 years ago! feels like yesterday

@Corthmic

9 жыл бұрын

tyro6743 "Almost"

@mansonitefrank8887

9 жыл бұрын

yep AVGN for fucking life!!!

@TheBigDynamo

9 жыл бұрын

I feel you bro it feels like the avgn episodes were all in somewhere around 2012 and 2013 but this review is all the way in 2006. I remember discovered the Avgn in 2007

8:06 Haha! I love the analytical replay!

@LachnLoad87

Жыл бұрын

That was the most epic moment in gaming

Pippi LongStocking when she sees Noah: “finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!”

Noah VS Chuck Norris; The battle of a lifetime.

@luigi16852

10 жыл бұрын

Noah, man. He'll kick ANYONE's ass

@MasonDeanSteinerRedScare

10 жыл бұрын

+Luigi16 I see you are new to the internet.

@gcat65

10 жыл бұрын

***** No, Noah would still beat him

@darkdragonmedeus705

10 жыл бұрын

Super Mecha Death Christ obliterates all of the above.

@skylla7452

10 жыл бұрын

SHREK beats all

7 solid years later..

"I didn't forget him, I just don't want him!" 😂

Back for Christmas 2023 🎄

No honest Christian would approve of making and distributing unauthorized games. I'm surprised nobody pointed that out

@John6-40

8 жыл бұрын

That's debatable. What sin are you committing by making "unauthorized" games? What sin are you committing by buying them?

@TrollBreaker

8 жыл бұрын

+litestudios So, as long as it doesn't violate the ten commandments, Christians can do whatever they want. It's not like government can get in the way of their actions.

@TheEmeraldMystic

8 жыл бұрын

No "true" Scotsman falacy

@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany

8 жыл бұрын

+litestudios There's not a lot of honest Christians, in my experience.

@987inuyasha

5 жыл бұрын

Spread the word of god by any means necessary.

This is classic Nerd. Incredibly quotable and funny. Love re-watching it.

Here we go again

@RemasteredStudios

7 ай бұрын

same here

This is, by far, the oldest video I've been recommended by the algorithm. Helps that I'm subbed to avgn, but so wild to see "15 years ago" as the upload date

It makes me wonder...have they made any recent unlicensed biblical games on the xbox 360 or PS3?

@TheGame2224

6 жыл бұрын

Internet Anarchist™ PS2 had a Bible Game.

@Tucher97

6 жыл бұрын

does the game have any effort put into it like these games have almost no effort and unlicensed

@erase4473

6 жыл бұрын

Tucher97 super noahs ark 3D is licensed i bought it on steam twice.

@joaovictor3312

6 жыл бұрын

Erase why the fuck did you buy Noah's ark twice?

@poiuytrewq11422

6 жыл бұрын

Johnny DeCastro I'm wondering why he didn't buy it three times.

As a Christian myself, I find this video both funny and true. These games are terrible!

@CyfilmsProductions

7 жыл бұрын

trcgamer99 nobody cares

@101Volts

7 жыл бұрын

@HauntedM Someone may have thought it was worth knowing.

@LuxAeterna22878

6 жыл бұрын

His comment got 23 likes, so clearly someone did care.

@antonk1524

5 жыл бұрын

As an atheist myself , I find this games very fun to laugh at with my friends. This games ain’t to shits real . And yea they’re terrible.

@Slippypippy270

5 жыл бұрын

it’s not nice to make fun of god and as a Christian I believe god is real and If you don’t believe just don’t comment something rude.

I watch this every Christmas as a tradition lol Cheers everyone!

I watch these episodes every Christmas.

@ScaryStoriesAt2AM

2 жыл бұрын

Same. So nostalgic, brings back a lot of memories. Merry Christmas!

See you in 2019. Gotta love how genuine these early episodes were.

@itsastikbotparty8149

4 жыл бұрын

See you in 2021 I wish

@skylined5534

3 жыл бұрын

@@itsastikbotparty8149 Hi from 2021... everything still sux.

@PieInTheSky9

2 жыл бұрын

2022 is a little better

12:52 here comes another DECAPITATION

"See you in 2007!" I wish...:c i miss those days.

Well, that explains the NES burning at my church.

@TheWolfgabe

8 жыл бұрын

+BlueSandwich4 An NES burning really?

@themidlyfrustratedinteract4957

8 жыл бұрын

+TheWolfgabe Sorry, I meant NES in the sunday school.

@TheWolfgabe

8 жыл бұрын

Why?

@themidlyfrustratedinteract4957

8 жыл бұрын

TheWolfgabe It's just a joke

@twoDie4

4 жыл бұрын

Someone was playing Noah's Arc lol

next Christmas, this video will be 10 years old.

Insane to think this video was made over 16 years ago! I'm watching this again on 12/25/2022

@Derk_1

Жыл бұрын

Wow

10:10 thats basically the summary of veggie tales

I'm gonna watch all the Christmas specials again today. Wish me luck.

@ryancxx

7 жыл бұрын

I do it every year. It's a weird tradition but I still love it

@neutralnarration1463

2 жыл бұрын

luck with what? not rolling on your back like a turtle with no one to help?