I love the posh people translations at the bottom 'tattle tale' lmao, he said grass mate😂

I love the fact they have to put subtitles for his insanely thick Glasgow accent

I'm Norwegian and i understand him just fine

I just love the Scottish accent

Thx for the added subs. As a non native English speaker it just makes it that bit easier to watch.

@Aiysha17

3 жыл бұрын

You're very welcome!

the Glaswegian-English subtitles make it funnier

@Aiysha17

7 жыл бұрын

Haha thank you! I've just uploaded 2 more of his sketches with subtitles because this one has been rather appreciated :D Love him and his accent!

@amitkhilery3596

7 жыл бұрын

Aiysha17 please can you upload Danny Boyles gigs with subtitles

@theycallmemrboombastic6870

7 жыл бұрын

Aiysha17 canny whack a gid Scottish comedian

I am Danish but I don't have any problems understanding him, but I travel a lot and are used to accents so I gotten quite good at filling in the places where they use a word I haven't heard before or understand.

brilliant as always, love Kevin 😂

Fantastic job

This is brilliant. Thank you for uploading

His 'thankyou' at 0:15 sounds like 'fuck you'. Nicest greeting ever.

@Aiysha17

3 жыл бұрын

hahaha

even if i dont fully understand it, i love scottish accent

@Aiysha17

3 жыл бұрын

Hopefully the subtitles helped haha

Damn I was enjoying that, where's the rest of it =0)

I am also from Glasgow. The jokes are way funnier if you live there.

Brilliant hoouse rice

im a sucker for a bargin.....

best comedian

I like the subtitles for the non weegies haaha

@Aiysha17

7 жыл бұрын

Haha it is necessary for those from basically anywhere other than Scotland :D I've just uploaded 2 more subtitled sketches from him, my goodness he's good :D

@elliem9937

7 жыл бұрын

Aiysha17 yeh the accent can be kinda hard for people who aren't Scottish (I'm gonna take a guess and say that you are also Scottish?) he is super funny I've loved all the bits I've seen from him

@rryankellyy

7 жыл бұрын

It's easy enough to understand being Irish

@elliem9937

7 жыл бұрын

I'm not saying it's all English people but some don't understand stronger accents and yeh I think those people are pretty stupid cause it ain't that hard

@Aiysha17

7 жыл бұрын

Markuz07 I'm glad you understand us but many non Brits do not. in fact many Brits do not. Just like certain English accents can be hard to understand. It's not always about words used. It's about speed and intonation as much as anything else. Plus certain phrases that can be English but are hard to understand at face value unless you understand the history behind them. Language and accents are complicated. I made this for a laugh and people with a similar sense of humour appreciate it. If it's not your thing, fair dooz - but don't act like everyone in the world understands all Scottish accents, because they don't.

10/10 translation

@Aiysha17

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you lol

Comedy like music or the arts is quite subjective. Each to their own poison, eh!

Cun ye relle noh unastun me ya weegie bas?

@Aiysha17

7 жыл бұрын

Paul horneto aye a can :D

@matthewyabsley4528

7 жыл бұрын

Paul horneto - It's whether we can or not, it's more we can't be arsed to. ;-)

@ste.p1981

7 жыл бұрын

Paul horneto i had to read it twice to understand you......i'm proud of myself😉

There's subtitles lol this is funny on its own but add the subtitles and for some reason it just make it funnier lol not that I need the subtitles

How can people not understand him lol I'm English and it's no trouble at all

I'm Australian and I can understand him. We are use to British comedians i. e Danny Buoy.

@madMARTYNmarsh1981

7 жыл бұрын

Danny Bouy or Danny Boyle?

@anthonywhelan5419

7 жыл бұрын

Danny Bhoy. My apologies. Gaelic spelling is it? Even though I'm Irish myself I was raised in Australia so I'm still not too familiar with the intricacies of the Irish or Scottish letter sound relationships, i.e. Siobhan. Stumps me every time. My favourite comedian would have t be Dave Allan RIP and Dara O'Briain. I quite like Stephen Colbert too. ps, Frankie Boyle is okay.

@anthonywhelan5419

7 жыл бұрын

Ha! Ha! Sorry Martin the Pedant.

@duncruss7809

7 жыл бұрын

+Anthony Whelan Danny Bhoy is class mate seen a few of his show when he was in aussieland. The Bhoy is because he supports celtic btw...

@iamurdad77

7 жыл бұрын

Anthony Whelan Danny Bhoy is a sad sad excuse for a comedian.

As an English Southerner I can happily say it didn't take me long to understand the Scots I worked with when I spent a week at Eurocentral 😀 My accents pretty good too.

Lol@ the subtitles lol

Thank you for the subtitles otherwise I wouldn't understand a single word. I like this accent though

@Aiysha17

7 жыл бұрын

Haha no problem! Many people find it challenging. When I lived in Hungary, my students were fluent in English but when we did a lesson on accents and I had them try to simultaneously translate this video to the class... well, they freaked hahaha! If you enjoyed him though, I have just uploaded two other subtitled sketches of his. :)

thanks for the sub...really helped a deaf like me...well im not really deaf...i just suck with accents

@Aiysha17

3 жыл бұрын

Haha you're welcome hun x

funny shit....😂😂

No subtitles = reaches fewer people. It's basic maths, really. Even the most evenly delivered Londonian english needs subtitles - and not only to cater to those with hearing disabilities, but to cater to everyone who would have trouble following the sound of the voice alone. Pair the stand up routine with subtitles and it's easier for a lot of people to follow. But then again, I'm used to subtitles, living in a country where english is not the no.1 language (but it comes in as a close 2nd).

@Aiysha17

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly why I made them. 🤗😊

It's he's accent that makes it funny

I'm not a grass,tittle tattle informant lol:-)

I got to tell you I sincerely appreciate the English subtitles for heavy English dialects

Sub-titles with linguistic explanations...hhahahahahahaha.

@Aiysha17

7 жыл бұрын

Hahaha it is necessary sometimes :P :D Thanks for the watch and comment though :)

It quite clearly say in the title best comedy scetvh ever. IT WAS!!!????

@Aiysha17

3 жыл бұрын

For me lol

for me he is the Scottish dave chapelle

Strong title for an average sketch

+Aiysha you're cute and good luck with the acting career

English is not my native language, and I can assure that without the subtitle, I can't understand what he's saying because of his accent !

@Aiysha17

7 жыл бұрын

Haha Yes, that sounds perfectly fair and normal! Many people find it difficult. When I lived in Hungary, my students were fluent in English but when we did a lesson on accents and I had them try to simultaneously translate this video to the class... well, they freaked hahaha! If you enjoyed him though, I have just uploaded two other subtitled sketches of his. :)

@benjaminlepage2220

7 жыл бұрын

Ahah thx !

@cijmo

7 жыл бұрын

"You can listen to their playin' but you won't know what they're sayin' 'coz the country had a language of its own." :)

@willis32

7 жыл бұрын

Aiysha17 If you ever need a translator I do all scottish accents into English 😂

@alexbraun2243

7 жыл бұрын

It's the same problem for english people so don't worry.

Let's make it official.. Scottish isn't an accent but a whole new distant language, which has nothing in common with any other one spoken by humans :p

This routine is so fucking stupid, that its utterly brilliant at the same time, and while he says its based on a true story... I friggin believe it too! LOL Kevin Bridges is most definitely one of the best comedians that I have seen in a while.

@Aiysha17

7 жыл бұрын

I know, I love him. He is easily one of my favs! I've just uploaded 2 more short sketches from him that are also subtitled :)

@bigjohnfury5662

7 жыл бұрын

Aiysha17 can you put Mickey Flanagans cockney stuff in Scotchish ? think there could be mileage in that for the scotch conasuir of comedic talent , Cheers

@Aiysha17

7 жыл бұрын

Kev the Rammer haha that's not a bad idea :D I may consider it :P hahaha

@iamurdad77

7 жыл бұрын

Kev the Rammer Kev mate! us Scots are a far more advanced People! we don't need subtitles on english comedians vids we understand every accent you people have! Even cunts from Devon and cornwall. 😉

thanks for the subtitles so us tanks from the state's can understand the gibberish you folks in the UK call English...

@somescottishguy191

7 жыл бұрын

Gene Nelson yeah it isn't an easy task understanding some people in the UK. Especially Scotland. While most scots would call English their language, they only really write in English but tend to speak a mixture of English, Scots and Gaelic. Some words sound english, some sound slightly different and other words are swapped out for something else entirely. This is why no one can truly be fluent in any language as the same language evolves differently from place to place. It doesn't mean Brits can't speak English in it's purest form. It just feels wierd when we do. The same rules apply to many places in the states although most English speakers have little to no issue understanding Americans due to your movies, tv shows and music being so widespread.

@uadimwit

7 жыл бұрын

The irony was intentional, thanks for noticing

@iamurdad77

7 жыл бұрын

Gene Nelson Nah! You seem like a bit of a Sherman tank! so auto correct got it spot on.

@motorcitycobra2009

7 жыл бұрын

Gene Nelson No, tanks is acceptable, Londoners may refer to you as a 'septic tank', Cockney rhyming slang for 'yank'...

@uadimwit

7 жыл бұрын

apparently the irony of an American describing UK English as "gibberish" has been lost on a portion of the population.

why the sub titles?

this guy reminds me of jim jeffries.

can't you do the subtitles within youtube, so that they can be disabled?

subtitles, really?

why is this subtitled?

@Aiysha17

7 жыл бұрын

Stephen Dawson the fact you don't the answer to that question cracks me up :D Read how many foreign/English people have said they wouldn't understand him... nuf said really pal

if only stand up was that easy! (this is redubbed)

It did not need subtitles.

Many English accents need tranlationsn's too.

@Aiysha17

7 жыл бұрын

JohnConnor310355 I agree lol maybe I'll consider doing a few of them but being Scottish, I felt I was better of starting at home :)

I could hardly understand a word that was coming out of his mouth but at least all them other folks were into it

@Aiysha17

3 жыл бұрын

That's what the subtitles were for lol

great but the best I do not think so

subtitles for the English speaking country that only understand their own English.... America

It's his accent for real, or he only exaggerates it for sounding... funnier?

@Aiysha17

3 жыл бұрын

haha that's him toning it down and trying to speak clearly for performance but he has improved much more now. Being Scottish, I know how funny he is, so that's why I really wanted to subtitle it because our accent is difficult to understand sometimes. To help him be understood better because I find him hilarious lol

is that an Eskimo accent?

not bad but not great

Not a single smile out of me. Don't get me wrong... I loved Scotland... been there and Eddie Izzard is just fabulous, so I guess it's just the type of comedy.

This accent is terrifying!! 😵

@Aiysha17

7 жыл бұрын

Awww :D It is also hilarious for telling jokes. Some thing just don't "translate" well haha! I've done 2 more subtitled videos of his sketches tonight, if you fancy some more :) Thanks for watching!

@jackhayter2364

7 жыл бұрын

Michal Kremer The fuck? He's Scottish, I'm Scottish if you're afraid of an accent well you're fucked then ain't ye?

@michalkremer9379

7 жыл бұрын

Sorry if I hurt your feelings. I did not mean to.

without the Scottish accent this isn't as funny so I think tge subtitles are a bit pointless

Irish accent?

@Aiysha17

7 жыл бұрын

Lol oh no no, Scottish :D He is from Glasgow :) I've just uploaded 2 more of his sketches with subtitles, if you fancy a look :) Thanks for watching!

@madMARTYNmarsh1981

7 жыл бұрын

Proust blasphemy!

whats with the subtitles i find that racially offensive, i would never ask for subtitles for someone from birmingham, or liverpool,

Best ever? not even top 50!

is Scotland SO boring that this is claimed as "The best comedy routine ever"?

@hindsight8522

7 жыл бұрын

MetroMakeover must be it. Was waiting for the punchline so that the title might make sense. But it never came

@13thBear

7 жыл бұрын

MetroMakeover Gawd save us all if that's the case. I didn't hear anything funny while this boy spent his time on stage gargling and making crude sounds, like somebody doing horrible things to a cow that hadn't been milked for a long time. Is this really how Scottish people sound or does this boy have a speech impediment of some type?

Lowest common denominator humour. Ideal for the undereducated.

@aoxiv9i851

7 жыл бұрын

CaptBloodeye is that why you clicked in the video yeah

@SSTrihan

7 жыл бұрын

You must be a riot at parties.

@baconshrub4436

7 жыл бұрын

If you believe yourself to be so high-brow that even *a joke* is beneath you, then maybe don't watch comedy clips on KZread. Simple.

that wasn't funny.

2 minutes in... Not a laugh. Watch John Pinette instead people.