i've just found out that clarkson discovers jesus in the audience at least 5 times throughout his television career.

@_Devil

Жыл бұрын

Jeremy Clarkson Jesus Moments Compilation when⁉⁉⁉⁉

@-_neo_-

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention he actually is Jesus since he’s standing on water

@therealmkteal

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention his initials literally stand for Jesus Christ

@maksymburym2950

Жыл бұрын

me when I see top gear each time

@DeanMoxley87

Жыл бұрын

What about when he saw “Christ on a bike”

Whoever said "Top Queer" deserves a pint of beer.

@screamsinrussian5773

Жыл бұрын

still saddened that we wont know who that lad was

@bmstylee

Жыл бұрын

Pint? I think a bottle of single malt from Speyside would be much better.

@screamsinrussian5773

Жыл бұрын

@-Random- sakartvelo mentioned

@sherpafan033

Жыл бұрын

It was probably a producer

@Piggynatorgaming

Жыл бұрын

A pint and a bag of dry roasted peanuts😂

"Can anyone think of one thing in the world that is better hard than soft" "Ice" Kills me everytime

@Terrezio

Жыл бұрын

It's the 2 seconds of silence as the audience computes it that makes it even better :D

@aumenarys

Жыл бұрын

@@Terrezio we're talking about ice cream here, right? Language barrier is real haha, i understood everything but sometimes humour is a problem.

@Cora.T

Жыл бұрын

Also anything that is used for it's strength like wood, (most forms of) metal, stone, concrete. Could you imagine those being soft, a stiff breeze and there's trees flopping about, you would not be safe 😂

@Hipas_Account

Жыл бұрын

Well it does make sense if you need ice to have its ice like qualities... for example ice skating becomes much more difficult if the ice is soft and.

@YISTECH

Жыл бұрын

@@aumenarys no, no. Just regular ice

"What does the back of Lewis' car look like?" is probably the best thing anyone in the audience has EVER said.

@wasimmohammed3008

Жыл бұрын

He was triggered lol

@coltonp3247

Жыл бұрын

@@wasimmohammed3008 i think he played it off well, the punch wind up was funny asf

@narth_

Жыл бұрын

“top queer” is a close second

@BridgeToGantry

Жыл бұрын

Better one would be: "How enjoyable is Lewis' incessant whining when things don't go his way?"

@alastairhilton4658

Жыл бұрын

I'm going to remember that and use it at some point

Jeremy Clarkson asking a Glaswegian to say ‘burglar alarm’ is probably one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen 😂

@DKS225

Жыл бұрын

It's a Burgerler Arlarrm

@mscbijles1256

Жыл бұрын

It basically sounds like a turkey 🦃🦃🦃

@ic1815

Жыл бұрын

I started watching this this morning, and I got my Scottish boss to say burglar alarm today and suffice to say it’s very funny. 😂💀

@jacobrumens9601

Жыл бұрын

@@ic1815 lol 😂

@colinanderson3834

Жыл бұрын

Indeed as Clarckson can not say it himself. Buhgulah Alahm. The glaswegian pronounced it correctly.

I like how every man with long hair instantly becomes Jesus.

@petef15

Жыл бұрын

Shut up Jesus

All these recycled clips are still better than the new Top Gear.

@Tony-112

Жыл бұрын

Watching paint dry is better than watching the new top gear.

@mestreatfield7842

Жыл бұрын

It isn't _bad_ its.... like a Daewoo

@yorkemar

Жыл бұрын

I even think wheeler dealers repeats are better to watch than new top gear..and then that's saying something!

@mestreatfield7842

Жыл бұрын

@@yorkemar Some of the eps are alright, the content is _decent_ but its... you just can't have a show like that with _decent_ hosts, it just gets boring real fast

“Hello Dad, have you met Keith? He’s 53.” Why does this always make my sides hurt? 😂

@volante8657

Жыл бұрын

especially his actual daughter recently got pregnant 😂

@jeremyfong5684

Жыл бұрын

"why are you looking so excited?"

0:00 The "Top queer" guy was one of the best moments that have ever happened on Top Gear

Two of my personal Top Gear audience favourites: Season 5 - The trio are reviewing Christmas gifts including a Ferrari dressing gown. Jeremy and Richard then ask someone wearing a Ferrari t-shirt "Would you wear that? Have you got a Ferrari?" Audience member shakes head. "What car do you drive?" Audience member sheepishly reveals "A Volkswagen Jetta," prompting belly laughs all round. Season 6 - Jeremy asks the audience "What's the ugliest car ever made?" Someone shouts "Mazda MX5" Offended, Jeremy stands up and says "You stupid man!"

@simontay4851

Жыл бұрын

Fiat multipla is probably the ugliest car ever made.

@lordracer7743

Жыл бұрын

@@simontay4851 There were more uglier ones than the fiat. and the fiat is a classic now

The girl with the 911 at 1:25 was brilliant 😅

@bghoody5665

Жыл бұрын

"You'd make the second date." "Blimey!" 911 instantly goes to sub zero. That is audience interaction.

@JobiWan144

Жыл бұрын

Easily my favourite TG/TGT audience moment ever! Clarkson is simply stunned into defeat. He didn't expect a pretty blonde to find car nerds attractive!

@theredguy8746

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely my type of girl. Sadly though I feel like they're a rare breed, but I could be wrong.

@thenotoriousdig610

Жыл бұрын

Are people shocked that an audience member on Top Gear is a car nerd?

@applejuice5272

Жыл бұрын

"Can we moo-oo-oo-oo-ve on?"

The part where he just kicks that bloke says the Vauxhall vx220 really just cracks me up

@CalCon04

Жыл бұрын

Kicks out* 😂

@alansohn855

Жыл бұрын

The man knew what he was doing 😂

5:01 Clarkson’s double take has sent me

The old audience interactions were one of the best things on the show.

I was at the recording with the guy with the Fizzy feeling who got on stage with James it was so funny (which you’ve missed out)

@incTG

Жыл бұрын

knew i missed something

@jaredgorrell1108

Жыл бұрын

@@incTG it's ok. Not easy to get everything in there from 20 years of TV

@TheGoombassador

Жыл бұрын

How many outtakes were there during that entire show?

@DeanMoxley87

Жыл бұрын

@@incTG it’s all good. It’s rare and I mean rare you miss something 🙏

I love the sad look Jesus gives the camera at 4:53 LMAO

I remember a moment where Jeremy asks a woman if she'd go home with the man next to her and she says something along the lines of "I have to" since they're married

The man who said "Top Queer" is a genius.

1:32 that girl respond is really great

@briefinggaming4045

Жыл бұрын

What did she say? I had a hard time watching this video without subtitles. The audience's voice was too low for me

@swordsman1137

Жыл бұрын

@@briefinggaming4045 something like she thought the talk is interesting and you'll make the second night if you talk about that part of the car to her. Which is destroy the whole opinion that Jeremy and Hammon have

i love how defeated jezza was during the peugeot 406 being the best car reveal

This is TGT, but there was a clip during the Italy episode (when Clarkson and May are trying to travel through Northern Italy with an Aston Martin and a Bentley, and Hammond shows up in a Mustang) where Clarkson asked for the most "Boring Car in Britain" and someone said "Brown Astons!" (A running joke in the episode was that Clarkson's Aston was brown)

The episode where Jeremy can’t talk with sore throat is a TV gem.

Im so happy thay incT will never run out of these funny bits from TG, keep it up dude you make my day

@Lucifer_Cardozo

Жыл бұрын

This didn’t age well

5:07 I legit thought that was "Weird Al" Yankovic

7:58 “Well it’ll be ‘Hello dad, have you met Keith? He’s 53!’” 😂

@TrimpingSku11Cracker

10 ай бұрын

"Why are you looking so excited?" 🤣

This is what's missing from the last few Grand Tour episodes. The boys are at their absolute best when they're playing up to an audience in real time.

Petition to change the website to Top Queer

Well this confirms what I'd always suspected. Australian TV edited out parts of many episodes to make room for advertisements. Because I watched every episode on TV and about 70% of these clips I have never seen before.

@incTG

Жыл бұрын

yep, they do this for all international broadcasts.

@buzzytrombone4353

Жыл бұрын

@@incTG Not on RTE 2 in Ireland

“Shut up now Jesus” 😂

"Jesus is here!!"

@DeanMoxley87

Жыл бұрын

Christ On A Bike

5:40 Jesus wants to get back at Clarkson too much, I love how he says "Shut up now Jesus"😅

I come from Leicestershire and I am honoured to live so close to Jesus.

I like the way the top gear presenters picked one of the guests to join them and sometimes the celebrities to join them in the seat

Peugeot 406 with a 6 player CD changer is something to consider

@peanuts2105

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha

Miss these gentlemens in top gear.

That Vauxhall VX220 bit made me laugh.

@justas525

Жыл бұрын

OUT, C'MON, RIGHT THE WAY OUT !!

Can't remember what ep it was, but there was something JC asked the audiences opinion, and someone answered something good, to which JC said "this man - doesn't look bright - has just revolutionised smthblablabl.."

@incTG

Жыл бұрын

you're right!

We need a "The trio going off topic" video. Edit: Actually, I think a video of them being on topic will be shorter.

He's bought his teenager with him 🤣🤣🤣

That guy who shouted "Top Queer" deserves to be goated

Love your work. Next Time: Any of the Trio making or modifying their cars to go beyond their intended capabilities.

@incTG

Жыл бұрын

plan to do that!

Bloke who said “Top Queer” is an unrecognised comedy genius 😂

'Vauxhall VX220' JEREMY: "OUT! Out you go, come on!"

"Can you say 'burglar alarm'?" "Blglrglrglrm"

The old audience interaction was great!

I was hoping for that segment of the Cool Wall where I think Jeremy puts a car picture high up where Richard can't reach that he has to get a taller audience member, and then Jeremy brings in an even taller person.

@interpl6089

Жыл бұрын

any idea in which episode it was?

@incTG

Жыл бұрын

don't actually remember that, do you know which episode it's from?

@lyonvensa

Жыл бұрын

@@incTG Sadly I don't remember it either...

Great compilation!

1:00 Best interaction ever

@Dolarhydes_Funkytown

Жыл бұрын

What'd he say?

@pratyushraj2629

11 ай бұрын

@@Dolarhydes_Funkytown "What's the back of Lewis's car is like ? " Implying that he can't beat Lewis in races. (my best guess)

2:45 is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen the way he walks that guy out 😂😂😂😂😂

This WAS the best show on earth. Fact. It will not be replicated in any way

don't remember what ep but there was a moment during the news someone corrected clarkson about a car model being the Mitsubishi gallant

@incTG

Жыл бұрын

thought i included that one

@audiofiil

Жыл бұрын

"Remind me never to invite him round for dinner"

Has Top Gear found Jesus since Clarkson got fired?

@applejuice5272

Жыл бұрын

Chris Harris

Audience member sayin Sabine taller than Hammond and a guy saying Richard perfect car size are the ones kids play on were also hillarious

I still think that the person who said “what’s the back of Louis’s car look like?” Was James May.

@mollyi5642

Жыл бұрын

Can you explain it to me? I don’t know who that guy being interviewed or Louis are. My guess is that he crashed into the back of some guy called Louis’ car?

@ericaem75

Жыл бұрын

@Molly I They're talking about Lewis Hamilton, the Formula One driver. The joke is that Lewis always wins, so all the driver on Top Gear sees is the back of Lewis's car.

You can tell how old the episode is by how big the crowd is, some of the first ones look like a small huddle

@shroomzed2947

4 ай бұрын

On the first episode of the show, there was literally like 12 people in the audience.

Anyone that believes Clarkson is sexually attractive requires a large quantity of counselling and therapy

"Jesus is hear" 😂

Clarkson is the Peter Griffin of England 😂

The last one is hilarious

@bghoody5665

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that older guy was grinning a bit too much. He probably was that girl's "experienced driver."

I never knew Jesus liked top gear so much

@MyreW36

Жыл бұрын

Well as Clarkson once said 'it is a Sunday show'

"He's brought his teenager with him" 🤣

This is excellent

I'd like to see a compilation of all the times they encountered cows.

@incTG

Жыл бұрын

odd but good idea

@caseypnw

Жыл бұрын

“SOME COWS”

When Jezza says - "When you go to dixons to buy a TV," that hit me in the nostalgia.

5:00 had me rolling. 😂

Where's the vibrating seat

Weird Al: *walks in. Jeremy: Jesus? Is that you?

My parents used to drive a Peugeot 406, they loved it so much that they bought it twice! They bought their first one in 2000, some months before my brother was born, my mum crashed that in 2010 though and has been sitting in our garage ever since. They bought the second one in 2014 or so and then my dad crashed it after he hit a kangaroo with it a few years ago. That too is also sitting in our garage.

@MyreW36

Жыл бұрын

You mean the kangaroo or the car?

@Monteray9

Жыл бұрын

@@MyreW36 He was driving and the roo jumped in front of the car, crashing it…

@buzzytrombone4353

Жыл бұрын

@@Monteray9 Which one is in the garage though?

Clarkson was merciless with the studio audience it’s tough to watch sometimes 😂

whenever they shoot someone down when they have talked enough is both mean and satisfying

A guy with a long hair Geremy: Jesus!!!

0:41 *”DAH!”* 😂 0:56 - 1:06 EESH! 🤣

0:24 I'm sure that wouldn't let it slip to a TV

Top queer is a good one!

Where is the Jetta guy in a Ferrari shirt? That has to be the funniest audience moment ever 😂😂😂😂

"youd make the second night" instant sub zero LMAO

Love Clarkson ! Pinch of salt!! Love the clarkson farm series! Better than any stand up comedian I have ever seen!!

I'm surprised the lack of cool wall moment, there one where someone convinced jezza that the Lambo is uncool

@bmstylee

Жыл бұрын

Did one of them own one. Because qa you know if they own it it's highly uncool.

Where's the "you have to run your finger down his face, like that"? I always lose at that

You should do a video gathering the touring car driver segments

@incTG

Жыл бұрын

not very interesting really

@wolfgagger

Жыл бұрын

@@incTG i mean i always found the crucible of motorsport very entertaining, but i understand

@incTG

Жыл бұрын

@@wolfgagger thought you meant the introductions for them? if you were talking about the whole segments they're too long to upload, would get copyrighted

@wolfgagger

Жыл бұрын

@@incTG ah i see, could do highlights maybe, but yeah no i agree the intros woulda been boring af

How do u still keep coming up with these. It baffles me

can you do a part 2 on this

Jesus really loves the lads 🤣

These three were the best! Miss the old show. Was a little about cars and mostly older men acting like school boys mucking about with good budget!

Nice

What about the one where the guy gets the car right from behind the tv?

Can’t believe how young they look

I always wanted the part where they always clap, when something funny happens.

What episode is the segment with the government stealing time from Jesus from?

1:35 a light adenoid accent there 😂💀

I already know the thumbnail. ‘Burglar alaram.’

Here so early I feel like a stalker.

Ask lewis how Max his car looked like in the last lap of 2021 🤣 and the whole 2022 season.

Haha I’m gay and thought “top queer” just before that guy yelled it out. That would have been a much better name lol

i've got an idea for a video, how about every situation in which james has felt the need to bow in

@incTG

Жыл бұрын

any examples of this?

@rastacat

Жыл бұрын

@@incTG yeah for example in s6 e2 towards the end where they are doing a points system and james thinks he's won and bows when its actually hammond who wins, in s6 e4 when the others greet their mums normally and whereas james and his mum bow to each other instead, not all are so goofy but he does it an awful lot like in our man in japan. if i come up with any more examples ill leave them in a reply below

Finally!!!!

The old man at 5.52 is my grandad still aint forgiven you for not bring me with you

5:08 This is weird Al Yankovic pretending to be Jesus

When top gear was worth watching.

The irony that in 2022 Lewis was seeing the back of Red Bull twice in the race when he was being lapped.