“My Dad says I shouldn’t talk to strangers.” Kevin: “Then being a waitress is a bad career choice.” :D

"Does he have to read every line like he's a serial killer taunting his victim?" I'd love to hear a conversation between that guy and Hunter from Megaforce

"Oh so this is Florida" Love when they do callbacks to previous RiffTraxs

Apparently this was originally supposed to be a movie about a killer zombie, but they changed it to an alien with laser eyes at the last minute to try and cash in on the popularity of Star Wars.

@zoeyrochellezhombie829

2 жыл бұрын

And a horrible job they did

@tuckerbowen4626

2 жыл бұрын

@@zoeyrochellezhombie829 well that goes without saying

@sclarin2

2 жыл бұрын

just in time for life day

@WorldWar2freak94

Жыл бұрын

At least the Star Wars Holiday Special was obvious in its cashing in on a popular movie.

"That was SO easy!" "20 dead cops and all they needed was a match!"

@spaghettisultan5484

3 жыл бұрын

I blame the aliens from War fo the Worlds for starting the whole seemingly-indestructible-monster-but-with-one-fatal-weakness trope

@brandytorres8519

3 жыл бұрын

@@spaghettisultan5484 Wait, this was a monster movie? I thought the sullen, loner with the dark sunglasses was gonna be the killer.

@spaghettisultan5484

3 жыл бұрын

@@brandytorres8519 That would have made the movie suck less

Everyone needs to find somebody that loves them like spaghetti guy loves spaghetti.

@julianleemcfarland

Жыл бұрын

God loves us his children like that. But in response to your comment = "Those who are married care about the things of the world, how they may please their wives. But those who are unmarried care about the things of the Lord, how they may please YHWH (God/Lord)." FYI 😘🌈✝️💝🌄 Blessed be the name of YHWH 🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌❤️🙌

@ramseydoon8277

Жыл бұрын

Everyone needs to find somebody the way Spaghetti Guy needs to find a shovel.

@Aramakie98

Жыл бұрын

I want this put on my tombstone, like a cryptic message for the ages to follow.

@LordTalax

Жыл бұрын

@@julianleemcfarland Lordie is imaginary.

"Okay, here I am Sugar Bumps" @ 5:28 had me rolling. The delivery just hit different and I couldn't stop from laughing. Actual tears.

Can Spaghetti Man pick up a shovel cuz the two forks ain't doing it.

19:48 "I can fly! I can fly! I'm the luckiest boy in the wor--oh, I'm dead."

The guy who did the score to this one wrote the closing theme to All in the Family.

😕 wow. Every time I see that "monster", I'm having "Zombie Nightmare" flashbacks. Hey!! Hey!! Hey!!

Psychic: If he kills again, he’ll be unstoppable! Kills again. Kills 20 more cops. Dies immediately after.

@TheEmbessyNetwork

Жыл бұрын

Well, if he stuck with that one extra kill, he would've been fine, but having 20 kills is overdoing it, which reversed his unstoppable ability. It's just science.

"...time to stumble back through this portal to Narnia." 😂😂😂😂

When that cop at 19:47 flies through the air & disintegrates, I laugh every time.

Hey the head morgue, is that where Hormel makes the head cheese?

This is how Monster A-Go-Go would have turned out had they had a larger budget, a coherent plot & a reasonably competent director. 😆

What the heck was that “Sorento” yell about?! 😂😂😂

@JamaicanCastle

3 жыл бұрын

It's actually _Sargentoooo,_ they're really passionate about cheese.

@albertgein3082

3 жыл бұрын

A kia??

@Eisenwulf666

2 жыл бұрын

i think they meant "spavento" which means "terror" or " scare" in italian . The voice says "Darkness" in many languages,maybe they tried that for a change

@favoritemustard3542

Жыл бұрын

I think they even tried out _SERPENTOR..!_ once or thrice, the bad guy from GI Joe.

hey buddy! thanks for this! they have this on Tubi for free but i havent seen it yet. Used to like Cathy Lee Crosby cause of the show Thats Incredible. She was a dish! as they say..

2 forks spaghetti guy is a mood.

And hey let us be ugly out there 😂

This channel doesn't suck, it's actually pretty good. 😏

Boy the grandpa from Clonus really lost it after the house fire.

@TerrenceNowicki

Жыл бұрын

Hush hush!! Operation Sand Dust!

"The makers of Battletoads said the exact same thing."

“Nature, it kicks ass”

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“The Darrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkk” 😂

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“Troooooooooonnnnnnnn”

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“I’m that guy from Baywaaaaaaattttcccchhhh”

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“Hey, we’ve got a new slogan for you, TLC”

@kellyweingart3692

2 жыл бұрын

“Knight Riderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr” “The Dukes of Hazzard” (Hazzard)

so the cops are unprofessional and totally incompetent, the supposed hero of the story looks like a pimp from soviet russia but with 1/100 of the charm, the sensitive looks like dollarstore Angela Lansbury after a week long bender, the monster has "monster a go-go" levels of scariness...wtf is going on? who saw this and thought :" uhm, not bad!! "

Cathy Lee Crosby looks beautiful here! She reminds me of Kathy Smith when she was in her prime.

2:19 (laughing) "And then she died!"

I think it's time for an "UGLY SQUAD" spinoff movie or tv show.

@Eisenwulf666

3 жыл бұрын

I think they already made it, it's called NYPD Blue . No lack of ugly mugs there 😁

@shawnfields2369

3 жыл бұрын

@@Eisenwulf666 Well, why did I NOT get a call to join the ugly squad?!

@brandytorres8519

3 жыл бұрын

@@shawnfields2369 I admire a man who's goal-oriented 😉

@shawnfields2369

3 жыл бұрын

@@brandytorres8519 Thanks. My goals are to get the hell out of my mom's house someday; even if it means I got to join the Ugly Squad... but you don't see a lot of girls interested in a guy who's as nerdy as me. As far I as know, anyways...

I'm gonna get mistaken for Peter Fonda I would dread to think that this movie was "inspired" by the Metal Church song. 😕😕😕

Fantastic intro bumper :-)

William Devane in a fright wig FTW.

It should be noted the the actor who plays the old guy in the scene starting at 8:53 also played the colonel grandpa dude in Laserblast (Which was the movie featured on the final episode of MST3K Season 7) It seems that he just can't keep himself from being in 70's B movies where 70% of the movie is stuff blowing up. 🤣

@trustno173

8 ай бұрын

Keenan Wynn, yeah, he was known for movies like Dr. Strangelove and The Last Unicorn but he obviously did a bunch of crap to pay the bills. Fun fact, he was supposed to play Perry White in the first Superman movie, but had to drop out due to heart problems, and decided to do minor roles in movies like Laserblast where he didn't have to do much to make up for it.

Thank You, Mister schmitt!

"the princess briiiiiiiiide."

@ScreamingScallop

3 жыл бұрын

Millions of possibilities! _"Follow That Birrrrrrrd." "Gymkataaaaaa." "The Rescuers Down Unnnderrrrrr."_

@kellyweingart3692

2 жыл бұрын

No Retreat, No Surrenderrrrrrrrrrrr

@kellyweingart3692

2 жыл бұрын

Aliennnnnnnnnnn

@geoffreysorkin5774

Жыл бұрын

3 ninjassss . . . highhhh nooooon aaaat mega mountainnnnn

"Thor Ragnarooooooookkkkkkkk..."

the best Tully Blanchard vs Magnum TA I ever saw!!!

feral Fonzie 😂

@Nickel_The_Wise

Ай бұрын

*_'Eyyyyyy.._*

12:10 : HEAD MORGUE!!! ;D

11:16 that shot lol wtf

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat...lol!! *Housecoat

1:05 They took the name of the movie too literally. 2:58 Sounds like the motto of every health insurance company. 5:32 Did this guy run into evil Superman? 8:01 Looks like someone finally paid the Electric bill. 8:22 Must work at Hooters. 11:59 Well, that explained nothing. 19:59 Why are people exploding? I'd make fun of this movie more if I could see what was going on. It's a laser eye beam monster that explodes people but also explodes when it dies? Micheal Bay would love this movie. Just stuff exploding for no reason.

Scene transition disorder! Hahahaha!!

Hey guys why do they call this movie the dark 😂😂😂😂

Could have been a decent night stalker episode

Hm, I noticed while viewing it this time that Vivian Blaine of "Guys and Dolls" fame is in it, and the music's by the same man who wrote the music for the end theme of "All in the Family".

Wanna be a baller intro at the end there? 🤣🤣🤣

Not all alien encounters will be friendly, yeah just look at the Earth Minbari War, or The Dominion War, or the Earth Romulan war, or even The War of the Worlds!

awwww it's Lifeguard Day Before Retirement from baywatch!

can you believe Dick Clark helped out with this movie?

Keenan Wynn went through a LOT - Louis B. Mayer made him divorce his wife so that Van Johnson could marry her to cover up Van's gayness. And Keenan and Van were best friends at the time!

21:52 Brief cameo by the Gaffer.

This horrible movie scared the crap out of me when I was a kid. LOL

Produced by Dick Clark. This is not a joke.

16:25 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I was starting to wonder about u

ENDORA RULES !!!!

Some will be annoying, like "Mac and Me." Yep i saw that movie and god, I'm old.

@typacsk

2 жыл бұрын

Paul Rudd was really good in it, though.

@joannasunday

2 жыл бұрын

@@typacsk paul rudd was in it??? I have to back and check that out. Thanks!

@typacsk

2 жыл бұрын

@@joannasunday No problem! Searching "paul rudd mac and me" should get you the right results.

@joannasunday

2 жыл бұрын

@@typacsk thank you!!!

@joannasunday

2 жыл бұрын

@@typacsk oh shit you got me! Well done!

Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you? You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.

What is this movie?

@ScreamingScallop

3 жыл бұрын

It's called _Shining Through._

Their next movie should be one of the "Dirty Harry" movies. I love those movies, so I'd like to see what jokes they could come up with for them.

'Bring back Battlestar Galactica, you bastards!'

Is that Sharon Gless?

@roringusanda2837

Жыл бұрын

If you mean the lead blonde, that's Kathy Lee Crosby, she was everywhere in the 70s

@roringusanda2837

Жыл бұрын

But if you mean the 1st blonde, the victim in the opening scene...idk, she does look like her!

Wtf is going on

Bad film, not scary. Lol battlestar Galactica.