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👇 THE JOKE 👇
A journalist, a social worker, and a lawyer are being interviewed for a management position of a large corporate division...
The journalist is called in first.
The journalist sits down and faces a panel of stern-faced interviewers...
They begin with questions about his experience, qualifications, and previous work.
Finally, the head interviewer, with a serious expression, asks, "How much is two plus two?"
The journalist furrows his brow, thinking deeply...
After a moment, he confidently responds, "Twenty-two?"
The interviewers exchange glances and thank him for his time, inviting the next candidate, the social worker, to enter the room...
The social worker takes a seat and is greeted with the same set of questions.
She answers each one with care, discussing her background, her approach to problem-solving, and her passion for helping others...
The interviewers seem impressed, but then they come to the final question: "How much is two plus two?"
The social worker pauses, reflecting on the question...
She finally replies, "I don't know the answer, but I'm very glad that we had the opportunity to discuss it."
The interviewers nod politely, thanking her for her thoughtful response, and usher her out.
Finally, it s the lawyer's turn...
The lawyer strides in confidently and takes a seat.
He faces the same barrage of questions, responding with sharp, precise answers...
The interviewers are intrigued by his assertiveness and legal acumen.
Then comes the last question: "How much is two plus two?"
Leaning across the desk, the lawyer replies in a low voice...
"How much do you want it to be?"
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  • @kimberlycregger7341
    @kimberlycregger73413 күн бұрын

    HaHa. These answers fit these professionals right .Great voices😅

  • @loljokes

    @loljokes

    2 күн бұрын

    Thanks Kimberly! 😀

  • @brendanhegarty6792
    @brendanhegarty67922 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @grahamnutt8958
    @grahamnutt89583 күн бұрын

    Sounds about right 😅 At least they didn't interview #DianeAbbot otherwise her answer would've taken all day and still been wrong 🤣

  • @jonassardinha4373
    @jonassardinha43733 күн бұрын

    A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk: "I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32", he replies "Nope! I’m exactly 50", the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald’s and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies: "I’d guess about 29" The woman replies with a big smile: "Nope, I’m 50" Now she’s feeling really good about herself. She stops at a candy shop on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the assistant the same burning question. The clerk responds: "Oh, I’d say 30" Again she proudly responds: "I’m 50, but thank you!" While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies: "Lady, I’m 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra Then, and only then I can tell you EXACTLY how old you are." They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the better of her. She finally blurts out: "What the hell, go ahead." He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other. After a couple of minutes of this, she says: "Okay, okay.....How old am I?" He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says: "Madam, you are 50." Stunned and amazed, the woman says: "That was incredible, how could you tell?" "I was behind you at McDonalds"

  • @jerrydaniels-tf6cd

    @jerrydaniels-tf6cd

    2 күн бұрын

    Now that's a classic 👍🏼

  • @loljokes

    @loljokes

    2 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @johnalexir7634

    @johnalexir7634

    22 сағат бұрын

    LOL

  • @user-ie5qs8ix9v
    @user-ie5qs8ix9v22 сағат бұрын

    As usual too long the story !!!

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