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That's so bad it's good
Proper dad joke.
I don't get it ?
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OUCH! Terrific - and unexpected - punch line!
That just proves how pointless philosophy is. Don't get me wrong I love philosophical discussions but on its own it's just navel gazing. It needs to be rooted in reality.
Should’t the question be, “Prove that this chair exists”? Him asking “What chair” would have prompted the professor to point to a chair, therby proving the existence of the chair.
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I knew that would be the punchline 😂😂😂
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Since my Grandfather was retired Navy with a somewhat checkered past, I got a kick out of that one!
My parents told me that joke when I was about 14 - in 1961. My dad said the guy's lines and my mom did the wife. It as so funny.
Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live: John 11:25 KJV
She just MIGHT be in trouble If sailer boy is REAL good at, MULTITASKING!!! 😮😮😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Multitasking... 😂
If he was former Navy .. I suspect little sleeping was involved. Sailors have a long history with parrots .. much like Marines with goats .. just that a crowbar is not usually needed.
I see this leading up to a joke... 😂
HaHa. I bet he didn't learn the first note. Great voices😅
Thanks! 😃
The foursome is out on the golf course one Saturday. They're playing a hole adjacent to the highway. A funeral procession starts going by and as it reaches its end and the hearse comes into view, one of the men takes his hat off, places it over his heart, and bows his head. The procession finishes going by and then one of the other golfers says, "Jim, I had no idea you were so sentimental." Jim replies, "Well, we were married for over 30 years so I figured it was the least I can do."
😂Tee, hee, hee...
Charles Bronson wouldn't have that problem. Wasn't he known for playing this during a Classic movie? Same can probably be said about Bob Dylan. How many of his tracks utilised this? Hmmmmm........ Someone can post the answer by all means. To get you started....... Just Like A Woman; The Hurricane. Both are excellent tracks.
Meanwhile she's been blowing someone else's "harmonica"! 😊😅
WRONG!!!!!! ITS KNOWN AS A SKIN FLUTE!!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Um... Please remember that this is a "family" channel Earl... 😮😀
Let's see if he was faithful 😅
Ooh!!!
A man was an avid golfer. He played as often as he could. One day, he went to see his priest, who was also one of his golfing buddies. He told the priest, "Father, I really need to talk to you. I need to make a confession. The priest asked, "What do you need to confess?" The man said, "Father, I took the name of the Lord in vain. I was playing a round today. I hit my first shot, and it went in the water. But it must have hit a stump or hit a hard spot on the water and the ball skipped and landed in the fairway." The Priest said, "Is that when you took the name of the Lord in vain?" The man said, "No, on my second shot, I hit a major slice into the trees. The ball somehow bounced off a tree trunk and landed on the green about 2 feet from the hole." The Priest asked, "Is that when you took the name of the Lord in vain?" The man said, "No, not then." The Priest said, "Wait a minute, you missed that f*cking putt didn't you!"
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OOOOOOPS!! ( said the priest!!!) 😮😮🤐🤐😨😨😨😨😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!
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Me halfway through the video: "this is kinda longwinded but I'm listening to find out whether the punchline is 'what chair?'"
This channel works better if you play the vids at 1.5 speed. lol
This is the least funny joke I ever heard, and the fact that it took so long to get to the alleged punch line was aggravating. I guess the joke is on me for having listened.
Principal, not principle.
It would be funny if Norm MacDonald had a crack at stretching out that joke. With Norm, most of the fun was the journey getting to the punchline.
lol good one
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Ahahahahaha that was funny 🤣🤣🤣
I thought that the Irish man would say he had a car like that too never thought about a tractor . Did any one ever tell you you are good at accents . Well you're 😅💯🌟⭐☘️🍀☘️⭐🌟😇🖖🤓👍🍀☘️💚☘️🍀
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A boy was born with no ears. All throughout his childhood, he was made fun of and ridiculed. He was a smart kid, and he grew up and went to college and got his degree in business. He landed a great job with a big company and became the CEO. One day he needed to hire someone for a position. He had a stack of applications and he had his secretary pick out 3 candidates. He called in the first candidate and had him sit in front of his desk. As he was sitting, facing the candidate, he asked him, "I need someone that's observant. What do you notice about me when you look at me? Tell me something no one else sees." The man said, "Well sir, you don't have any ears." The CEO said, "Are you kidding me? That's all you can come up with? Get out of my office now!" The next candidate came into the office and the CEO asked the same question. "Tell me something about me that no one else sees?" The candidate said, "Sir, you don't have any ears." The CEO said, "I can't believe that's the only thing you see. Get out of my office!" The last candidate came in and the CEO asked the same question. "What do you notice about me when you look at me?" The candidate looked at him a moment, and the he said, "Sir, you wear contact lenses." The CEO was surprised and said, "You're correct. You're hired. You sure are observant. How did you know I wore contact lenses? The man said, "I knew you wore contact lenses because you don't have any ears to keep your glasses on."
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THATS what happens when you leave it in REVERSE ( you wind up going in circles ALL DAY AND NEVER LEAVE THE FRONT YARD
Some USA humour is very amusing.
Cant see bubba trying to drink a pint of Irish Beer and surviving
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40 yr old joke from M.A.S.H.
Hahaha at last i understood, today iam a little slow 😂😂😂😂
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"What chair", saved you a minute.
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Who else thoughts the chair was going to get thrown out the class?
Existence isn't provable. You can not prove that you or the universe in which you live actually exists, including the chair. By extension, you can't prove that they don't exist either, both are equally unprovable. There are two possibilities: 1) The chair exists. This statement is unfalsifiable, meaning you can not prove the statement to be false. Simply because a statement can't be proven to be false does not automatically prove it to be true. 2) The chair doesn't exist This statement is also unfalsifiable, meaning you can't prove it to be false. Again, simply because a statement can't be proven to be false doesn't automatically prove it to be true. While it's definitely one or the other, we can't definitively say which one it is; we can only give weight to which one we think is more likely.
Your short clip on Shek is embarrassing. Shek was a New Zealand sheep, and guess what? We don't have wolves, or bears or indeed snakes. The closest a sheep in New Zealand would come to meal is a stray dog or human.
He took the chdir nd throw out of the class..know chair nt exist 😊
That student now works for the Biden administration.