"Hes been munching mentos in the van. He's never offered me one of them, he gets the chicken feet suddenly he's keen for me to have one"

"I don't think you'll ever hear of a Chinese man starve to death." HAHAHA! omg, Karl is a living legend!

@xelthiavice4276

Жыл бұрын

thats cuz they will eat what ever they can shit if its on a plate...

@dereksbooks

Жыл бұрын

Mao: hold my tea.

@MokuTom

Жыл бұрын

@@xelthiavice4276 its because of the great famine, you ignorant and boring racist. that joke flew right over your head like the flies that surround you.

@xelthiavice4276

Жыл бұрын

@@MokuTom that they did to them selfs. you dirty filthy honk :)

@MokuTom

Жыл бұрын

@@xelthiavice4276 oh man, edgy little attention seeker aint you.. bless you. craving that attention that daddy didnt give ya, imagine being a dude with daddy issues. poor guy, ahaha.

Karl is so funny because he's so genuine, everything he says is exactly what he's thinking.

@bananerz3167

10 ай бұрын

But he is a legend because his thoughts are so pure, he is a genuine and nice person, he has no judgement or ill intentions

"One minute it's there - it's like opening an airplane window"

@cry_now_laugh_later

10 ай бұрын

Good job, you have ears and are able to write the English language. 👏

@RaNdOm-GrAmMaR

10 ай бұрын

He has a way with words he doesn't even realise he's been funny he's just like a grumpy old man I love him to bits

@Patrick.Weightman

10 ай бұрын

@@cry_now_laugh_later stay mad lmao

@cry_now_laugh_later

10 ай бұрын

@@Patrick.Weightman Ok.

@orfeo793

10 ай бұрын

@@cry_now_laugh_later People quote videos in the comments to communicate to others what part they found funniest, and in turn others can comment and agree or disagree, or, in your case, act like a buzzkill cunt. Not trying to start anything, just letting you know the (very basic that anyone that isn't autistic should understand) sociology behind quoting something in a forum.

"Does he know it's not all in one piece" The mind of a genius.

"He's been munching minto's in the van and never offered me one of them... Now he's got chicken feet and he's suddenly keen for me to have one"... 1:16 xD

@alr3764

Жыл бұрын

mentos *

@mattcoops82

Жыл бұрын

@@alr3764 yeh no its mintoes

Karl actually isn't a "Natural Idiot" he makes many great points.

“I don’t think you’ll ever hear of a Chinese man who’s starved to death.” *rewinds to 1960*

@Jonpoo1

Жыл бұрын

The lad only got an E in history. Cut him some slack. …but this did make me laugh.

@Patrick.Weightman

Жыл бұрын

Chinese History: Xing Lang assumes the throne 78 million starve to death

@olliemartinelli4034

Жыл бұрын

@@Jonpoo1 surely that's the joke not that he didn't know.

"I don't think you've ever heard of a Chinese man who starved to death" Oh fuck, I died.

i've seen this a million times and every time it just gets me in knots

That really is the funniest Idiot Abroad clip I've seen. And the last line is just golden.

"You're not having puddin are ya" Pahahaha love KArl

hahaha Karl is brilliant. "I don't think you'll ever hear of a Chinese man who starved to death" - Only a few million during the great leap forward!

my favourite clip of all time

"Does he know it's not all one noodle?" haha

funniest man in the world!! love the guy.

Lol! That ending - knowledge of a bit of world history makes that even funnier :P

I love those arm movements Karl makes.

Fantastic!

Brilliant

His honesty and logic are second to none, his dry humour unique 👌🤣

How can you honestly respect someone who hasn't taken to cutlery?

'Something, something' I am literally dying inside. Classic.

But Karl can just casually use chopsticks. He is the weirdest person.

Apart from the millions upon millions of Chinese men, women and children who have starved to death during the many revolutions they have suffered. Apart from them.

It’s like opening an airplane window 😂

@deacmod An Idiot abroad is the name of the show, hence why the word idiot is included in the title.

karl is the ultimate comedian man

@jsyvret472

Жыл бұрын

And he's not even a comedian. Puts loads of self professed commedians to shame

god damn i love you karl

"its like opening an aeroplane window!"

Thanks.. i Really Like This Show..Natural Idiot ;).. Can't wait for Season two which is he don't Like hahaha...

"it his van, he'll have to clean it up"!! LMAO

In China the only 4 legged thing they won't eat is a chair

Well said

"the suction on that!" lol

omfg im in tears of laughter after the gagging part lmfao

You’re not having pudding are ya? 😂🤣😂

they come into my shop and have no problem spitting on the floor, farting around other customers, throwing shit about then walking straight out not even realizing what they've done. they ALL stink of noodles, and thats not even a joke. at my school boarding house, noodle making machines were banned, but you could still smell them cooking away every night. fucking noodle addiction! in the shop i was sandwiched between a horde of em, ALL of them carrying probs a couple kilos of noodles each!

You need to hear them clearing their throats of a morning

We’re paying he could of had anything he wanted 😂

i'm quite sure they know all about it, it's the sense to use them that they lack.

Carl is an observant genius

@yannatoko9898

Жыл бұрын

*Karl

Try a McDonalds on a Friday night/Saturday morning and this Chinese fellow all of the sudden becomes Mr table manners.

Uggghh that sound...

'not havin' puddin' are ya?'

The suction on that 😭😭🤣🤣

"the suction on that!"

get it down ya, son XD

i love how he's comenting all of it :D

exactly my thought!

Lol awesome

Haha, fucking hilarious. I like how Karl reacts to things. xD

I'm in his van should I be getting a move on?

@boothesquirrel right, neither do you~ I evaluate but not decide~ bugger off!

@ranbrent Season 2 seemed like another huge success and was just as good and funny as the 1st so Im sure they'll do a 3rd ! In America, everybody has known who Gervais is for a few years, yet it surprising that most people dont know who Karl is yet !

@maybenotsure5380

Жыл бұрын

Can't believe this was 11 years ago. You still active on here? Sometimes people reply to my comments years later on my old profile and I get to rewatch good stuff.

@1:46 lol Karl, Chairman Mao would wholeheartedly agree with you!

Lol, the comment about opening the door on an airplane. Underrated

@plomben

Жыл бұрын

Window

@keithws2779

Жыл бұрын

@@plomben lake, you said RIVER!

@plomben

Жыл бұрын

@@keithws2779 so suction

i eat noodle just like that guy

Karl : " Are we in a race " ??.............Hilarious !!!!

"your not having pudding are ya" lol

Is there one video on youtube where people are not arguing? That being said funny vid.

That last comment made me laugh SO much.

"u dont have puddin are ya?" hahahaha

Ahahahaha that really is mental.

" not having pudding are ya " :D

the suction on that

Karl won't starve. He has Monster Munch.

Its like opening an airplaine window and everything sucks out

R we in a race, I should get a move on. Lol I love Karl so much. We all have a list of ppl we’d love to meet before death and Karl is top five for me

You're not having pudding are you? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's polite to slurp your noodles/rice/soup etc. It's a way of telling the host his food is good.

@GoGetYourShinebox

Жыл бұрын

Or you could just tell them lol

@djizzah

Жыл бұрын

Farting after a Chinese meal is also a compliment

@Pijanoo

Жыл бұрын

Stop

@SirSubT

Жыл бұрын

@@djizzah and then shitting your pants, it shows the host you are ready for more

@djizzah

Жыл бұрын

@@HillaryClintonUSAit seems however that no matter how much Chinese food one has eaten, after farting once , you will be hungry again

I had to replay this over and over until I could figure out why I knew that voice

@nothanks1239

Жыл бұрын

Where else have you heard his voice?

Press 6 for "chicken if he wants chicken" Press 9 for chicken.

@ayoopdog haha brilliant. that has to be the best "press the number" comment ive seen xD

"does he know its not all one peice, that noodle?" rotfl

That is rough..

i love an idiot abroad its probs my fave show

This is exactly what i thought for some reason lool

Karl pillockton

I think my favourite part of this is like millions kf people died from famine because of zedong

good jesus!

wtf was he doing at 1:38 lol he makes a noise then suddenly starts moving his arms about. he is hillarious

hilarious

"I don't think you'll ever hear of a Chinese man starve to death." Chinese eat like that because they use to starve to death.

Like a dragon 8

@karoolta in his simple way he just means because they eat such a variety of things and dont waste anything. he's just naive.

Karl will eat his word with last last sentence. Excuse the pun...

@Fiber880 btw, if you wanna see that peru tent bit, i just uploaded it! :D

No thanks you're alright

Gotta scarf it down before the great Winnie the pooh steals it back

+GovermentG I do too!

His birth year is in his username, not his birthday.

He is right about the hygiene part but the driver can wash his dam hands.

That guy is like a fucking vacuum cleaner.

Youre not havin puddin are ya? HAHAHA

If you've ever eaten in a real chinese restauraunt with more than 10 people, you will understand.

different cultures , different people , get over it. enjoy the video

@chemicalsweet13 Do you not get it?

@WaiKoH ummmmmm.... i thought the chinese drank that weird green tea stuff with like every meal.

Should have ordered chips and egg.