“And was probably made by satan himself. The perfect location for the EA head officers.”

@kaltaron1284

3 жыл бұрын

The scary thing is that they might actually enjoy the place. And try to run it...

@sdfkjgh

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaltaron1284: Run or ruin it? Nvm, it's EA, there's no difference.

@kaltaron1284

3 жыл бұрын

@@sdfkjgh They are good at what they want to do, so I'd still go with run it. Ruining the afterlife for hell's denizens is just par of the course.

@Citan005

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, guys, cool it with the anti-semitism.

@kaltaron1284

3 жыл бұрын

@@Citan005 How did you even...?

Spiff will break every single game's economy even when the game barely has one

@johnathannorris4319

3 жыл бұрын

You see... spice... uh... finds a way....

@Hasbeans334

3 жыл бұрын

There is always a way. For the power of tea and the queen prevails all.

@TheHej2

3 жыл бұрын

Is that not like kicking a puppy.

@badoem5353

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheHej2 That's easy, make it more challenging

@adamgauvreau4262

3 жыл бұрын

Even if the game has no economy, he will create one and exploit it

I love how the giant crash bandicoot just stood there. It didn’t attack, it just stood there menacingly.

@sedrickmongwarr837

3 жыл бұрын

It was even better when it squished the citezen that got too close but kept watching the rest

@nuggetnugget8552

2 жыл бұрын

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

@satan7557

2 жыл бұрын

@@nuggetnugget8552 Yes

@Daidek

Жыл бұрын

Woah...

I love how this is basically half an hour of roasting EA.

@austinfaust3374

2 жыл бұрын

and basically every major corporation too

@gamingjakawawa

2 жыл бұрын

roasting EA in a game bought by EA

@zillasaiyan1m274

Жыл бұрын

I saw this comment before I watched the video and was like "he's exaggerating" and then when he said the species was named the EA executives I realized you were in fact not exaggerating

@R3TR0923

Жыл бұрын

I still don't forgive them for a lot of things... titanfall... command and conquer.... ANTHEM!!! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THEM FOR RUINING THE BEST GAMES I'VE EVER SEEN!!!

@horatioyen256

Жыл бұрын

and it's true (mostly)

“We’re going to be playing the greediest creature... the EA executives.” EA execs: “Are we getting paid for this video?”

"The spice must be exploited." -Baron Spiff, Dune

@crustybomb115

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit what about planet busting nukes?

@hid3f_

3 жыл бұрын

@@crustybomb115 you can get those with the spice

@SoloWing88

3 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for this (or similar) comment

@crustybomb115

3 жыл бұрын

@@hid3f_ well yes actually... its a weapon

@kaltaron1284

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit Why not duplicate the worms and spice? Makes quadruple the spice.

"ea sports it's in the dlc" only content you can get from the spiffiest brit love it

Even a 12yo game isn’t safe from British “Intervention”

@KaiserMattTygore927

3 жыл бұрын

Its in his genes to put British flags on every piece of land in the universe.

@cmelton6796

3 жыл бұрын

@@KaiserMattTygore927 The game sucks, doesn't even have tea. 0/10

@VeraVemaVena

9 ай бұрын

@@cmelton6796 but you do colonize everywhere you can to get spice, only to never actually use it for food.

@Scarredcheesenugget

9 ай бұрын

That’s so unfunny, but why British? It’s pretty offensive ngl

@VeraVemaVena

9 ай бұрын

@@Scarredcheesenugget A: the British took over half of the world looking for spices B: this video was made by The Spiffing Brit Also, don't be getting offended on other people's half. I'm almost stereotypically British and I think it's hilarious.

The Spicy Brit - he's finally found a way to out-spice-trade the Dutch

@CLOSOTO

3 жыл бұрын

“Hello ladies and gentlemen it is I the one and only Spicy Brit!”

@emielhgk8938

3 жыл бұрын

So we second in the world now

@FrikandElvis

3 жыл бұрын

@@emielhgk8938 ja man we zijn nu nmr 2 ;(

@SephirothRyu

3 жыл бұрын

Its not spice, its just dusty tea.

@Haidonomus_Rex

3 жыл бұрын

The Dutch have a plan... but so does the Brit.

"He who controls the spice, controls the universe"

@jayeisenhardt1337

3 жыл бұрын

The spice must flow.

@AxooD1

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@ThiagoGameplaysify

2 жыл бұрын

Nice reference you got there bro

@israelszabo2366

2 жыл бұрын

he who controls the red spice controls nothing. he who controls the purple spice, controls spore itsself

@guywhoexists6

2 жыл бұрын

-peanut butter gamer

"I don't know why we are doing the ceremony with Crash Bandicoot looking over it, but here we are" That's because he's taking notes on how to be a more efficient monster by observing EA executives in action

@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877

2 жыл бұрын

Crash bandicoot destroyer of small game companies.

@shaunpaulcroft

2 жыл бұрын

Who's going to tell Giant Crash he can't get free diversity training? Nobody, that's who.

This man takes every game that is near and dear to my heart and mockingly breaks it, and I love every moment of it.

@goysteinisaac3280

2 жыл бұрын

Nobody cares tyler

@tylercoombs1

2 жыл бұрын

@@goysteinisaac3280 Evidently you cared enough to comment. Yikes

@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623

2 жыл бұрын

@@goysteinisaac3280 46 likes? Yes, nobody cares. Totally not the 46 people who found it positive or funny. We totally don’t care. /j edit: 59, no longer 46 edit: 86, no longer 59 edit: 89, no longer 86 edit: 153, no longer 89 edit: 285, no longer 153

@otggoat5160

2 жыл бұрын

@@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623 86

@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623

2 жыл бұрын

@@otggoat5160 You’re right!

I love the fact that there is an entire arc about the giant Crash Bandicoot, and i broke laughing every time spiff stopped everything just to check on him

@Eisofice

3 жыл бұрын

Be like Giant crash and T pose at any EA executives you encounter

@RJProbably

3 жыл бұрын

**Crush Bandicoot

“We will be creating the most rich, powerful and greediest species ever.” Spiff just described the British during the 17th and 18th centuries

@superspicy8740

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit *FOR THE QUEEN!*

@crawlingboy

3 жыл бұрын

@@superspicy8740 you mean the King

@Wogix26

3 жыл бұрын

He also kind of described a group that is from the Middle East as well

@kaltaron1284

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit All your base are belong to us?

@kaballfs

3 жыл бұрын

So you finally figured out why he breaks every game's economy?

"EA Sports, it's in the DLC" god i love this mans humour

“Increases Charisma by 200%” 0 x 3 is still 0

@thefallenchaoskeeper

3 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for a comment like this. 200% of planck is still equivalent to 0

Here' another fun little exploit, you didn't need to get the badge for the terraforming tools, what you can do is get one of the missions from your homeplanet where they ask you to terraform a specific planet to T3. But as long as you don't terraform that specific planet and use all 4 of the tools they give you you can return to the home planet and say "Oops I accidentally used all my terraforming tools", and they'll sell you another set for only $1000 rather than the $600000 or so it would normally cost. A fair bit of a bargain and you don't even need to unlock the badge.

@morgan0__o

3 жыл бұрын

gonna try this rn

@tapejara1507

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@superkamidende1435

2 жыл бұрын

Why must you know this cursed exploit

@pixelate609

2 жыл бұрын

@@superkamidende1435 because games must be made "balanced"

19:42 the buying solar systems thing usually goes for about 3-5mil if its a Colony, 10mil only if its a Home-World

@djt08031996

2 ай бұрын

And a proper homeworld is worth every sporenny

@greywolf9783

2 ай бұрын

@@djt08031996 Any purple spice colony is worth every cent spent

Imagine being an NPC watching him duplicate the purple spice

"We're going to make the greediest species possible" Me: Oh snap spiff is gonna get political. That's very unlike him "The EA Board of Executives" Me: Oh right, that makes more sense.

@noah_hill

3 жыл бұрын

Free palestine

@ladywaffle2210

3 жыл бұрын

I was expecting.... well, I won't say... and I was very happy when I heard "EA Execs" instead, because politic bad

@joshuablackmon939

3 жыл бұрын

@@noah_hill or Israel

@joshuablackmon939

3 жыл бұрын

@@noah_hill my point is.. We Don't Care For Politics Wdcfp Otherwise pronounced Wedekaph Why Because 1 Fuck you thats why. 2 You fuck us That's why 3 You put cuffs on us for having an opinion. 4 You want to destroy our pockets 5 Everyone has different opinions .

@piglin469

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshuablackmon939 ANd opinions hurt so thats everybody hates them

I almost forgot this wasn't a documentary on EA it was so spot on. Merged with each city, made it yours and left them with nothing. "Surprise Mechanics".

"minecraft" "asmr" "pewdiepie" "music" "fortnite" "markiplier" “KZread is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Yorkshire tea"

@phroggu

3 жыл бұрын

I'd usually comment that seo spam isn't effective, but the addition of yorkshire tea has changwd my opinion

Spiffing Brit: actually just Business Frieza

My favourite slogan is: "EA Sports - What a shame!"

@Human-hs8sp

3 жыл бұрын

dropping the e from shame is also appropriate.

@infractal5033

3 жыл бұрын

@@Human-hs8sp Indeed.

Chess: *Has no economy, money, resources, bugs, glitches* Spiff: Challenge accepted.

@scottkrafft6830

3 жыл бұрын

Infinite Spice? What is this! It should be TEA! Spices are for the Portuguese and the Dutch! The British are much more sophisticated than those dim-witted continental Europeans.

@madani4327

3 жыл бұрын

@@scottkrafft6830 boston tea party

@joshuablackmon939

3 жыл бұрын

Infinite pawns

@wickederebus

3 жыл бұрын

Your pieces are resources You can upgrade lesser pieces if they make it to the enemy board back row.

I still sob at what spore could have been had they actually kept their goals and werent rushed

@noodlelynoodle.

9 ай бұрын

There's a new spore like game being developed on steam called adapt that will hopefully be what spore could have been, it's only got a demo rn but from the video I saw it's very similar but they're taking their time doing it right, I saw a post from a couple years ago saying they had a demo and they're still working on it at this point

"That's where the fun begins" -Anakin Spiffwalker

"This is where hopes and dreams go to die for a quick buck." I laughed out loud at that.

@Flotube444

3 жыл бұрын

hopefully during online class

I think you would find the ea quote is “EA sports, it’s in the next game”

@toosnkeets

3 жыл бұрын

EA sports: It's the same game Edited a typo ;-;

16:05 Of course, in true EA fashion, this deal is not offered to those of us who already liked the vid. No respect for ground-floor fans. They've already got us, why should they make concessions towards keeping us?

This game is 13 years old and I've been playing it since near day 1. How in the screw-shaped bums have I NEVER heard of this exploit before now?

@captainfiri7619

2 жыл бұрын

Why hello there, fellow Caddicarus fan

Everyone: If aliens really exist why should they be hostile towards us? The aliens: 23:34

@stephonogaming9083

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@kajmak64bit76

3 жыл бұрын

So true

@nightlight0x07cc

3 жыл бұрын

T h e s e p e o p l e h a v e n ' t e v e n l e a r n e d h o w t o m a k e s p a c e s h i p s y e t 😏

@nightlight0x07cc

3 жыл бұрын

Goddamnit, the *shrek* *people* colonized it 😤

@MouldMadeMind

2 жыл бұрын

Let's be xenophobic....

Spore needs to make a comeback. I know there's that game that's been in development for god knows how long, but I want actual spore to get updates and be working perfectly again.

@anthonyboltz4890

3 жыл бұрын

What game?

@blueoceancorporations1019

3 жыл бұрын

@@anthonyboltz4890 I think he is referring to Thrive

@Taolan8472

3 жыл бұрын

"Again"? Spore barely worked at its peak. They definitely fucked the goat with that generation of games and their always online mechanics.

@bhutwheyttherismor86

3 жыл бұрын

@@Taolan8472 idk what you're talking about, spore is a perfectly balanced game.

@xXRealXx

3 жыл бұрын

@@bhutwheyttherismor86 have you seen the video you're commenting under? Or any other videos of Spiffing Britt on Spore? Have you played Space Stage for an extended period of time? Eh, you're probably just joking anyway.

I like how you gave the rich greedy ea executives a fitting city center 😂

"May the active bombing of this civilian population commence!" *Avro Lancaster is typing.*

I’m concerned that “the Simpson’s predicted X” turns into “the Spiffing Brit predicted X”

@aliveyetundead

3 жыл бұрын

I also thought that. The possibility of EA buying Epic Games is quite real. lmao

"EA SPORT, IT'S IN THE DLC"

@hid3f_

3 жыл бұрын

EA SPORTS ITS IN THE GAME ONLY IF YOU PAY 3 TIMES THE ORIGINAL PRICE

@glenngriffon8032

3 жыл бұрын

"EA sports. You can have it in the game for a one time monthly fee of $50"

@mor4y

3 жыл бұрын

🎶 it's the DLC, PLC 🎶who make mon-ey selling things that used to be free Dan Bull did the song BTW, it's rather good, just look up Dan Bull DLC PLC ;)

@girlsdrinkfeck

3 жыл бұрын

@Nate Macrae er no, thats not catchy at all

@kristianmoranfente4559

3 жыл бұрын

EA sport, it's in the game if you pay 666$ but only for one minute.

I think that the “human bean” is my favourite species

I love how this entire video is just one big jab at ea yet nobody can rebuttal because it's all completely accurate.

"Unlimited spices" THE DUTCH WANT TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

I never knew the citizens could fight a giant creature. Imagine that, I'm learning something new about Spore in 2021.

2:24 the "Human Bean" on the left is absolutely cursed.

“We will be creating the most rich, powerful and greediest species ever.” Me: So is it going to be E... "So of course we'll be playing as the EA Board of Executives" Me: yup.

"How much can you shittalk EA in one video" The Spiffing Brit "Y E S"

Glorious. This is just smashing. You've done it again spiff, and created another marvelous video.

"Oh, look, it's Shrek! It is actually Shrek!! Well let's kill him before he can make Shrek the Third" . I felt this one.

Spiffing has finally ascended to Godhood.

@Lionhitch

3 жыл бұрын

He already did when he sipped Yorkshire Tea Gold with Reanu Keeves

@TruthC03

3 жыл бұрын

Finally? You must be new here

imagine killing an entire civilization and not even getting a planet out of it

How dare you make me want to play spore again you fabulous Englishman.

I've just stumbled across this video and laughed the whole way through. 🤣 This is brilliant well dude and thank you. 😊

'Spicy cup of tea.' Sounds delicious.

@SantinoDeluxe

3 жыл бұрын

plot twist : spicy tea = 99% coffee

@toddofthelake1182

3 жыл бұрын

@@SantinoDeluxe coffee isn't spicy tho I'm just gonna woooooosh myself just incase

@c6q3a24

3 жыл бұрын

Spicy tea? Oh this is wonderful. Maybe we SHOULD conquer the entire subcontinent...

@rezz7016

3 жыл бұрын

i know of spiced rum, but is spiced tea a thing? can you spike tea with spiced rum?

@c6q3a24

3 жыл бұрын

@@rezz7016 Yep, chai tea is literally tea with spices. Rum isn't really traditional, but I'm not going to stop you...

He who controls the spice, controls the universe

@souwchuanneo8122

3 жыл бұрын

Melange

He's just playing as the British empire at this point

@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877

2 жыл бұрын

No. We allow happiness (tea). Ea sucks happiness and life out of you

2:54 the EA head office - sponsored by bad dragon

You can start this stage with vechicle with 100% speed stats and then you are able to get control on all spice wents before any other city appears

Phallic EA HQ and Carl Wheezer security drones, I can tell this is going to be great already

Wasn't really intrested in watching a Spores video, but forgot how funny Spiff is in and off himself! Great video, right amount of cursed :D

It works until grox just say "No, we wont sell you our stuff"

@_Killkor

2 жыл бұрын

Spiff: ah, what an interesting Staff of Life exploit Grox: YOU CAN HAVE OUR SYSTEMS FOR FREE! HAVE MERCY!

Midroll: good try, my charisma is already in the negatives. And it's not even enough to cause a underflow error.

"now let's get back to the colonizing" The Spiffing Brit in a nutshell, ladies and gentlemen :'D

the spiffing brit is the closest thing to a "controlled psychopath" you're ever gonna get. no, this isn't meant to insult him

For maximum effect: uplift a civilization on a t3 purple spice planet, then buy out the system. The default spice storage will be somewhere around 30-50, which can be doubled to 60-100 meaning you can duplicate without restriction. Also a planet like that often doesn't need the duplication bug because whenever you visit it will be full and can instantly fill your inventory

Honestly your living out 12 year old me’s dream of running a spore youtube channel... and I respect that

@mikuenjoyerXD

3 жыл бұрын

This is so wholesome awww

The fact he can still run this game even tho its so poorly optimised for modern pc's is an exploit within itself

@mandowarrior123

3 жыл бұрын

Huh? Runs fine for me. You have bad single core performance?

spore is my favorite game, love to see people making good content still

Yay another spore video from you! Keep them coming!!

Nobody tell him that Don't Starve: Hamlet let's you grow tea

"EA Sports, Its in the DLC"

I never thought my free econ lesson would involve a giant crash bandicoot.

Ahhh, this reminds me of the picture of corgis on the beach doing battle with medieval weapons. Good times. I know have a 6-8 cup of tea a day habit and I am beyond hydrated. Ty for keeping youtube hydrated

11:26 "EA executives just annexed Kerbal Space Program" Just the thought of it sends a chill down my spine.

@Flotube444

3 жыл бұрын

Calm down, they wouldn't even get the rocket out of the hangar, cause that takes skill.

@BirchMonkey857

3 жыл бұрын

Take-Two (Rockstar's overlords and killers of modding) did acquire it though.

"Ohh this game is so cursed" every time spiff plays a game

@DragonRiderShiru

3 жыл бұрын

He needs to play the mushroom tribesmen mod for Rimworld for the ultimate cursed experience.

This is such an amazing love letter to EA. Your admiration for them cannot be missed.

I don't know what this quality content is about but it is so quality that I am required to interact with it.

"It's in the DLC!" ? More like "It's in the "surprise mechanics"!"

"Its in the DLC".....ahhhh spiff, that would be funny if it wasnt so true

I have never played this game but you are making this more entertaining than it should be. I couldnt stop laughing.

Gosh i haven’t played spore in years miss this game nice to see someone still playing it

Just realized that this is the first time I've seen Spore space stage gameplay in my life. I even finished the game back in the day.

I love the stock photos, they literally never change LMAO

@Taolan8472

3 жыл бұрын

And yet they always work. They work so well in spiff's vids that when I encounter the same inage elsewhere it gives me the urge to come here and re watch whochever vid the image gave me the strongest memory of.

@patrykzajac4961

3 жыл бұрын

Klassik kollektion

„EA sport - its in the DLC“ 😂😂😂 I can’t breathe anymore 😂😂😂

"Magics into existence" now belongs to one of my most favorite terms :D

did someone say INFINITE SPICE? RULE BRITANNIA, BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES

he really is a Brit Queen just announced that she likes coffee more btw smh >.

@alantremonti1381

3 жыл бұрын

Cite your source?!

@randomaccount8020

3 жыл бұрын

Source?

@larrylongdong9507

3 жыл бұрын

the cat it was a spy all along

@randomaccount8020

3 жыл бұрын

@@larrylongdong9507 what source does the cat have?

@Midire

3 жыл бұрын

@@randomaccount8020 Cat-fine, or cat-fee?

I love it when the spiffing Brit plays spore!😂🤣

Well the community post worked, I now have your video in the first slot of my recommend!

There will never be a Spore 2 as this was a very ambitious project when it was developed, I like what you done here. I remember the advertising at the time ,,, there will be no other game like this, I guess they are right...

minecraft" "asmr" "pewdiepie" "music" "fortnite" "markiplier" “KZread is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.”

@ladywaffle2210

3 жыл бұрын

kpop bds bts Idk which one is accurate Trending

@kaziahscats

3 жыл бұрын

Copied

@kirschitz64

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaziahscats have you seen his algorithm exploitation video Every comment is that one.

@kaziahscats

3 жыл бұрын

@@kirschitz64 Doesn't change that it's copied

@susa.k.a.pinkguy2036

3 жыл бұрын

@@kirschitz64 TIME TO EXPLOIT KZread aaaaaaHHHH THE POWR!!!! also spiff pls dont get banned by youtube

‘We will be creating the greediest species ever.’ Basically bro described EA

I am sorry i was having a bad day but after watching and specially listening to this video commentary relating to EA, it made my day a lot happier, thank you.

"minecraft" "asmr" "pewdiepie" "music" "fortnite" "markiplier" “KZread is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.”

big chungus race always prevails

@bgggsht

3 жыл бұрын

Yes !!!!! People said it was dead by the beginning of 2019, but no, Chungus will never die !!!!

This content made me buy Spore again (couldn't find my original copy)... LOVE IT!

The Brit taking Native's lands? My god who'd have ever guessed!

Spiff ma goob, with all due respect, I can't imagine the EA board, as twisted and evil as they are, being more oriented toward making money than the British .... it's just not possible ....no one has shown the world .... the universe entire ... how to make money better than the British ..... I still give this video a thumbs up but your premise is severely flawed .....

@randomaccount8020

3 жыл бұрын

Oh don't worry, Britain makes 1000 times more than EA. Spiff was just experimenting.

@manuelredgrave8348

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit what about British EA?

@kaltaron1284

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit They msy not be able to out-evil them but out-greeding might be possible.

@crazycaracal9933

3 жыл бұрын

@@manuelredgrave8348 if you hadn't commented that I would have

@dolomaticus1180

3 жыл бұрын

Well Blizzard/Activision, China giving EA and British a run for their money on that front right now. Eventually someone new takes the crown when your at the top.

this is basically not a perfectly balanced he just wants to play some spore

@paulelderson934

3 жыл бұрын

There is the item duplication exploit. But yeah, probably mostly spore memes

This video is the best roasting of EA Games I have ever heard. May the Tea find its way to your house for this awesomeness Spliff.

Keep up these awesome videos!

I nearly lost it when you showed the town hall design! Freaking hilarious! Great video (^_^)