Beautiful Newports | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 76
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Chrissy CHAOS is SWINGING this ep! Fresh off some shows in Providence Chris is feeling GREAT! A man falls through his house and Ti Ti gets in an accident with a weirdo. Chris lost his wallet and goes OFF his diet. Chris talks about what happened to him and Tampa Tony at the Boston Red Socks game at Fenway park. Sharing a green room with a legendary comedian. Chris goes after Newport Rhode Island. Chris talks about how his new material is his best ever. Life is about taking big risks. Chris gets some amazing advice from his father. Montreal is a weird city of french magic. Chris gets BANGED out for money this week. The world continues to fall apart and be pure anxiety. Elon pulls out of twitter deal and Trump attacks him.We answer a few Patreon questions!
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00:00 Intro
01:05 He Fell Through My Ceiling
05:08 Reverse Car Accident
07:03 Tequila + No Money + Fitness Points
10:11 Fenway with Tampa Tony
13:00 Lenny Clarke
15:25 Newports
18:00 Right Intention Wrong Move
24:13 Chrissy Ads
26:30 Chrissy Spokesperson
30:45 Tampa Tony Filled Up
34:55 Chrissy Renovations
36:10 Chrissy Canada
41:58 Chrissy Ads
45:17 Everyone’s Angry
49:16 Twitter + Baby Daddy
50:52 Patreon Questions
57:34 Tiger Belly
59:45 Come See Chrissy and Subscribe
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@SchizSchool
2 жыл бұрын
Your newport merch should have an image of an open pack of newports with 5 newports left inside and one marlboro
@jazmenmarie8775
2 жыл бұрын
I vk I’ll s
@Zackaria_sMax
2 жыл бұрын
Leave your dad's ass alone. It's safe and natural to go up to a month without pooping.
@ubeezy_538
2 жыл бұрын
4:43 chris that’s really disappointing to hear from you, i really love you but that’s a f’d up thing to say
@PearlDrumsHead
2 жыл бұрын
@@ubeezy_538 boo hoo, ya need a tissue bud?
You know Chrissy is a great dad cuz his kids swing set is sturdier than his ceiling.
@absybruh6481
2 жыл бұрын
Top fucking comment lol
@claytenney732
2 жыл бұрын
You know damn well he got charged way to much money from some dude to put this together he did not do it himself 😂
@JoshSDshot
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
I was at the show in providence and it was incredible. I was the Yankee fan up front. Even though I’ve heard some of the material, the way you delivered it was amazing. Everybody needs to see you live
"All I have todo today is take a shit, and then I won the day" that shits humble af
As someone who is listening Chrissy, you and your family are a highlight of my week every week! Always love for you and the team!
I was listening to this pod as I was getting ready for a job interview that I didn’t think I should go to because it seems to out of my reach and this completely gave me the confidence I needed to nail it! Thank you for that!
@reynam2576
2 жыл бұрын
Did you get the job?
Get your dad some poppers. That'll open any thing that's clamped shut😂🐶😂
@thedouglaspodcast
2 жыл бұрын
Wait is that true?? Asking for a friend lmao.
@thedouglaspodcast
2 жыл бұрын
Nvm found this hahahah kzread.info/dash/bejne/qWx5yJamgpWzg8o.html
so happy for you chrissy, thank you for being so honest and open about your growth, it’s amazing to see
Finally Chrissy Tuesdays are here again
Tiger belly is going to be hilarious this week!
@thedouglaspodcast
2 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh can’t fucking wait 😍😍😍
crazy that I was watching history hyenas for 3 years and now I've been watching this for a little over a year now.. the material is always great
The beginning had me dying the whole time time 😂😂😂. Chrissy can make even the worst situations a laugh.
Thank you Tampa Tony for words I never knew that I needed. Great advice for Chrissy. Love ya babe! ❤️
THIS WAS ONE OF THE BEST CHRISSY CHAOS PODS YET. chrissy bug swallows! fire from the kids swing lmaoo
So glad to see you in this mindset, do the material, do the jokes, and do what makes you happy! As long as you do what’s best for you, you can’t lose. The ride or die fans will be there, and maybe you stumble upon a new audience. I think Pimpy is right your in your prime, keep grinding! 👍
Podcast and Patreon stalling….but you are so happy…is your comedy authentically you? Is your family fed and happy? Are you in a good place in your relationship??? THEN YOU ARE KILLIN IT!!!!!! Be you and YOUR people will follow you!!!!!!!
Chrissy as someone who is in the HVAC world, it is completely his fault he fell thru. I work in many unfinished attics with no problem
Latinos been breaking chrissys ceiling for years. Chrissy Como Estas cracked the code for comedy
First podcast from a play gym now that's a epic part in podcast history yo!! hahaha BRING ON THE CHAOS BABYYYYY
Needed to hear this today! 🙏 Thank you! 💙
Chrissy! How you described your new special is amazing! It sounds so good & unique. I love it
Thanks for the content, Chrissy.. Proud to be a Newport!
You have soo much love out here bro, for you, your family, your team! Keep doing you bro! You’ll always have love from your people. I’LL SEE YOU IN CHICAGO BABY! ❤️
Appreciating all the love for Rhode Island haha. Born & raised in Warwick
Hello Chrissy! I'm a regular normal typical guy (Irish) and I want to thank you... all my life I came from circles where masculinity was the most important thing and any discussion away from that was taboo. I know you joke about being gay and also you reference how much your trans aunt loves your kids and for me it always puts a smile on me face to think of the level of acceptance. I think a lot has been done in this life for people of LGBTQ.... origin .. but very little has been done for the old timers that watched the world changed before them. Its either get on or get off.. with no explanation as to how someone from a traditional background should navigate the 21st century.. I believe you have the answer.. with humour ... Again, I dont know you but Im so proud of your family and you, specifcally and how you've brought light into an overly serious world. As a fan... I'll always have your back because I can read the goodness in you and as a father/friend, I'll always believe in you because of how relatable your stories are.. much love to you, homeless pimp, titi Jerry, Vinny, the kids and all your family... Im Irish and I ride with you and yours for life xxx
chrissy in his prime and I'm all for it!!🙌🏼
My day can start now….chaos baby!!!
I’m on the ends of my seat waiting for that swing to snap. This is captivating lol
Bought my tickets to the Newport show and came back to visit this gem cause I’m so excited!!
I used to do A/C installs and saw several ppl fall thru attics. It was never even considered to sue, and we also either fixed the hole ourselves or paid someone to do it...it was never a thought to make the customer pay for some dumbass falling through. They should pay for the repair Chrissy!!!
@zoso1up
2 жыл бұрын
100 percent
Anxiety Tuesday just got a little better!!!!
The first 10 min is just "How much shit can we throw at Chrissy"
Love what you said about the same material different perspective, I'm listening and enjoying good work Chris!!
This has been BETTERHELP........thanky wanky 😉 True words... I needed to hear all this today... Starting a new job after being a stay at home mom and wife for 10years. Thanks Chrissy🥰
Haha my dad fell thru our attic too! Legs hanging thru and all! Right when we moved into my childhood home!
Dope episode I listened to it twice!
Just bought tickets for the Chrissy Chaos podcast live in Montreal!!!!
“ i thought somebody hit him with a ninja star” i spat out my drank and laughed so hard made my morning 😂
I feel what Crissy is saying about how he's doing things different. It's weird how changing your perspective in life really helps you focus on things that really are important.
Hell yeah, shoutout Providence cuzzy. Love it
Chrissie Chaos is quickly becoming Chrissie Big Time. I love it dude keep going!
Here before the youtube notification 👍🏻
Love this pod❤
Tell your dad to get a prescription for something called Lactulose, or mag citrate. This was so funny
I was crying laughing in first 10 minutes
59:00 I would have worn a tee that said #TeamBrendan. 😆
@bori1986
2 жыл бұрын
Indeed
Chrissy’s 1000% right about playing the game of life. Great advice his dad gave him to about setting 48 hour goals. Gonna try it out
We need some chaos yeah babyyyy🤣
Talking about being happy and letting go of all the worries 🤗 Chrissy dipping in the happy pool
Providence show was insane haha such a good time
I hope your joking you had to pay for the ceiling you know thats on the idiot that fell through right he damaged it
Chrissy!! I'm a local Newporter (most of us are average people despite the vibes. Alot of Portuguese 🤣) Nothing greater than being by the Sea. FYI, if you want great Seafood go to Benjamin's on Thames. I saw you last year in Prov and Boston! Everytime I drive by the Dunkin Center now I think of how in awe you were of it. FYI, your my favorite comic and I have turned many people onto you. Keep doing your thing Babe, you're amazing 👏
love the solo episodes
Love this man so much
chrissy in a good place rn we love to see it🤟🤟♥️
CHRISSYS GOOD WOLF IS BUSSINNN happy for you babe
I still can't get over the fact that Chrissy's kids swing set and slide are on concrete. That's savage 😆
@susie7336
2 жыл бұрын
Mine was too as a kid in Brooklyn in the late 90s. I never thought anything of it until your comment. 😆
Killing it chrissy keep it up
I've had a bunch going on so I've not been able to keep up with the chaos & five min in and I've missed you SO FUCKING MUCH. 😭😭😭
Priceless
Chrissy California!!! Can't wait to see you at the brea improv!!
Full blown chaos lmao
love you chrissy keep featherin' it brother
I was a Patreon member for MONTHS & then my financial situation got unbearable & I just can't do it anymore and it makes me sad every time. That content is ELITE. 😭
Chrissy one man show. Chrissy the artist.
I love this. Every single time, it's a new ride.
OUUHHH BABY CANT WAIT FOR THE TB BABY YEAHHHHH
Classic episode!
Babe have been waiting for this since the last episode ended
Shout out Newport cuh
Shorts makin Chrissy look like Chrissyhung. 🤣 Good for you bro!
Rhode Island is my favorite too!
Thanks!
NEWPORT MERCH BUT NEWPUERT INSTEAD!! WHAT CAN YA DO!!
Fire starter story...I luv u guys...titi Jerry rocks
Love from Yonkers New York 🇮🇹🇮🇹
Omg can’t wait for tiger belly 🤣🤣🫶🏼
I fell thru a ceiling in a custom home that was days from being turned over to the homeowner. Good times!
Titi is a God send. I need her here in FL cuz I'm having issues with an inspector lol I'm proud of how far you've come Chris! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Also, I'm moving to Canada because my husband is from there, Quebec specifically, they will not speak English unless you ask in French if they speak English. It's crazy but I love it there.
Tampa Tony Robbins!! 😭 😭 I miss him like his ass misses the toilet bowl! 😂 j/k we need to get an honorary plaque for TiTi!! ICE officer of the year!! 😂
And us Rhode Islanders Love you too Chrissy💕
I think numbers might just be slow because it's summer, honey. Summer Slump is a real thing. xoxo Trebajo!
Had a little holiday in Newport n NYC with my dad about a year before he passed, he'd never been to the US and loved Newport, all the colonial buildings n vibe there
We're pulling for you Tampa Tony. Get it outta there.
TI TI TELLIN THEM WHATS UP!!!!!!!!!! 🔥🔥
I'm shocked... a greasy meatball from Staten Island enjoyed Rhode Island. Keep up the great work!
Wouldn't be easy on everyones eyes, but a puerto rican once told me you can go to an arts and crafts store and find cloths to make a green screen, red screen, or blue screen, make all three for set in the backyard. The puerto rican also used pvc pipes to make and easy for set up and break down, that puerto rican was just spitballing ideas to get these puerto ricans the studio they deserve but also understands the pricing on these mexican contractors is TRU DA ROOF
Vintage, solo chaos!
Chris you should have had this guy put in an insurance claim for hole in your ceiling and all his guys are suppose to have workman's comp you should have ask for a price reduction for the inconvenience. I run an extermination company in Brooklyn and we need to have over 2million insurance plus workman's comp for all employees
Dominos goals. I want that but I can't.
We need a shirt that’s says: “listen, some people have the circle of life, I have the circus of life” 😂😂 I’d totally buy one!!
The IG post made me watch this Chrissy firestorm of an episode.
hahahah OH MY GOD CHRISSY!!! BRING THAT CHAOS BABY!!! 59:25
Legit first 10 min = best episode. Chaos! Also no one who works on your property (and is a legit business) can sue you.
Thanks guys and gals.
Yoo was just in Newport on Sunday smokin Newports haha. People were not impressed lol
I can’t wait for tiger belly now
Long live Chrissy chaos!
Ur gonna change the world chrissy
Squatty Potty needs to sponsor Tampa Tony!