Hunter Biden is My HERO! | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 80
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Chrissy CHAOS is dealing with the breaking news of Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian breaking up. Will Pete want his apartment back?! IT WON'T HAPPEN! The heatwave that is hitting the world is INSANE....WHAT IS GOOD! What is next for Pete? Chris is nervous going to his first concert in a long time. What do you do at concerts? Dance or sit and be a lump? Chris talks about his hamptons adventures with his family. Joe DeRosa had a pig roast in Chris' honor at his bar Joey Roses. Chris comes to terms with the fact that he is an influencer in the eyes of his children. Chris is dealing with his baby being sick! Chris takes a moment to help Hunter Biden with his anxiety. Ti Ti is worried about Brittney Griner in Russia. What is the truth about the Brittney Griner situation. Immigrants being sent to NYC from Texas. Life is about the silver linings. Nude Beach people are SUS. Fashion is restrictive. Chris talks about the time he almost died in a car crash.
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00:00 Intro
01:30 Pete Davidson Want His Place Back
4:30 Texting Pete
7:23 What Happened To Kim and Pete?
9:00 Billy Joel and 1975
12:39 Ice Cream Fail with TiTi Jerry
16:13 Homelesspimp Babysits
17:09 The Pig Derosa Birthday Festivities
23:35 I am Papi: No One is Pooping
24:35 Chrissy Ads
26:50 Is Dad a Podcaster, Comedian or Influencer?
30:45 Learning About Boob Job
36:13 Hunter Biden or Trumps Kids
41:28 Love you HB - You Are Chaos
43:31 Chrissy Ads Again
45:48 Hamptons
48:42 Christories
49:35 Brittney Griner Getting Out?
55:32 Governor Trolling
57:00 What even is BCE
58:54 Chrissy Internationals
1:01:11 Nudist Colony
1:04:28 Chrissy’s Near Death Experience
1:07:51 No More Being a Slave To Social Media
1:09:58 Chrissy Announcements
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@joshuawinters3307
Жыл бұрын
See you in brea babe!!!
@doubled4950
Жыл бұрын
Ill be back baby boi❤️❤️
Tell Pete to TAKE IT UP W/ BLOOM CAFE
@jeffysoule2076
Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha nice!!
@sleepyhouse10
Жыл бұрын
Ahhh you beat me to it!!😂
@Al2One
Жыл бұрын
Beautiful!!
@robertcastaneda6162
Жыл бұрын
Legend
@philruela
Жыл бұрын
Lol
20:15 “Look at DeRosa, he sucks!” Chris talks about his friends the way kids used to talk to each other in the 90s. Never change, Chris.
@notbonsai671
Жыл бұрын
I'm must be old know, cause I think the 90s were the best
@raqueldeshow9678
Жыл бұрын
69th like😎
What I love about this episode is that none of the stories were repeats - all new, all current, all fresh.
@NummyScrum
Жыл бұрын
Very current, only a couple dozen pods touched on it already
@rickydezzer3981
Жыл бұрын
Is Chris a physical therapist?
OF COURSE I NAMED THE PIG DISTEFANO!! 🐷
Not Venetia getting mad about him bringing up hunter Biden 😂😂
@HasanPikerIsADouche
Жыл бұрын
I always though it's was a joke, but she really is a lib shill
@lavenderrose2139
Жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that finds her slightly annoying and doesn’t mesh with the pod? :(
@HasanPikerIsADouche
Жыл бұрын
@@lavenderrose2139 I just remember she supported Hillary Clinton, and it makes me laugh at her takes lol
@lavenderrose2139
Жыл бұрын
That is definitely a good way to think about it! ♥️
@Subliminal187
Жыл бұрын
@@lavenderrose2139 SUPER ANNOYING. Her cackle make me wanna skip to the next episode, but I wanna hear the rest of the show.
I don't even gotta listen to the whole thing to like the video! Hit that shit as soon as it plays ! Much love Chris!!
Chrissy the straw the cig and the gold bracelet are top tier Italian trash I love it!
I have adhd and this is my favourite podcast ever because there is not a single second without chaos and i can never get bored I love you Chris 🤣❤️
This episode had me laughing so hard. The entire Biden segment is fantastic!
I feel bad for V .. she's living in lala land
@rachs5360
Жыл бұрын
Maybe I'm jealous.... with peace and love
Let’s literally drink whenever you hear literally. Lots of love ❤️
“if crack makes you feel good, smoke crack” thank you chris
That’s why Chrissy is the best, he has the best throw away lines like “don’t give me monkey pox!” That catch you off guard and make you spit out your drink
@Kbwintyy
Жыл бұрын
Anyone that doesn’t catch/love all of his little throwaway one liners is just not allowed to be my friend
@nope1761
Жыл бұрын
Okay @@Kbwintyy I
@nope1761
Жыл бұрын
Okay
@nope1761
Жыл бұрын
I just woke woke
@nope1761
Жыл бұрын
I’m
"do you wanna be in a banana fosters home?"
Lmaoooooo the girl that fell in the trash was the bartender when I went to Joey’s last month
Let’s not overlook his shirt tho! Legendary match hulkster vs the giant 💪🏼
The way he said hoof 😂💀
🤣🤣🤣 Joe Derosa is hilarious! Love you JD!
Somehow the combination of child-rearing from Chrissy, Titi Jerry, and Puerto Ricans has resulted in Delilah becoming a philosopher lmao
Fuck yeah. When you say "Chaos" in the beginning reminds me to Floss my Fucking teeth. PAID FOR BY TIM DILLON
This podcast influences my life.
I wached falling down last night couldnt stop pictuting derosa in every sceen....priceless!
WTF Chrissy D pulling up some deep cut sage wisdom with Allen Watts here! NICE! Wasn't expecting that - You're a monster Chris, respect bro
Blessings from Toronto everyone.
Venetia probably does a lot of good work for the pod, but when she opens her mouth it's like listening to a twitter bot.
@aimee8520
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💯
@lavenderrose2139
Жыл бұрын
I just feel like she does not mesh with the pod 😩
@PowuhToSeven
Жыл бұрын
He totally got her for her brains bro
I get to see you 1 week after my birthday!! Can't wait to see you front row in buffalo Chrissy!! 🤩
AYOO SHOUTOUT HOMELESS PIMPY BOI🙏🙏🙏👑
I had my implants removed and 2 lifts. 😫😅 Here for you Jazz!!!
Love the residual McDonald’s themed balloons from Joe’s b-day extravaganza lurking in the back
If Pete really broke up with her the next person is Oprah
@dena92
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
KZread is wild with all these ads, they can kiss my balloon knot twice. Love you Chrissy
Chrissy Ghost Stories connecting all the dots 🤣
Been studying for my Mortgage Loan Originator license that has consumed my life so I am behind on all of these. What surgery did Vinny have? Hope all is well. Thanks for the laughs I needed the break!
GET UP+DANCE,BABE! 💗🕺😘
Pete Davidson should hookup with Nancy Palosi
@Subliminal187
Жыл бұрын
Lmao, right?? She needs some of that BD energy Kim K was talking about. Hahaha
Come to Florida Chrisy! Or did I miss you already??
Its overstimulating listening to this podcast. Its constant jokes but i fucking love it.
Go to Italy in February as they have the Carnevale on where everyone celebrates it and when you go to Venice everyone is dressed up in medieval costumes... it's beautiful and not busy as it's off season
I'm going to the 1975 show too and then going to your show in Montclair the week prior, HYPE.
Chrissy!!! Please say on the podcast when you're in Australia. And come to Brisbane. I'm super rural and dying to come to a show
Looking for tickets to the Philly 8pm show that is sold out. What’s the best way to get tickets incase people aren’t able to go last minute? Is there resale on the patreon??
I love all of the podcasts you all have am amazing community building between comedians with podcasts
Happy late birthday,Chris D!!!!! 🎂 🎁
I LOVE MY DAUGHTER BUT I AM NOT AN INFLUENCER!!! RIGHT? 😅
please come to Australia mate..we love you here
Pimp's laugh sounds pretty cool in slowmo
Shout out to my grandparents in collegeville pa. It's exactly what you imagine it to be.
Chris makes a great point here. (1:03:00) We should learn from ancient cultures/societies. At least things like clothes. Some people in spandex should be wearing a kimono. Lol. Or draped in a bed sheet? Embrace the Chaos!!
Bananas Foster home got me, real good
I miss tt jerry!! Bring her back!
Chrissy D doing anything is my happy place! Hope to see you live someday but I live in bum fuck Idaho and quality comedians don't come here very often so I need to plan a little road trippy wippy and come to one of your shows. You're worth traveling the distance.
Did Venetia get promoted to the random cackle in the background every episode like the YMH pods? 😂 😂 Pimpy’s is essential but it’s too much to have dueling random laughs, babe! 😂
@Subliminal187
Жыл бұрын
Her laugh is life draining, and her comments have been completely unnecessary. I hope to god she isn’t cackling in the background from now on. It would make this show almost unwatchable. Which would be heartbreaking, cause this podcast is super entertaining. But man, I couldn’t hardly stand listening to her annoying laugh. I love that Pimps always laughing, also, the guy in 2 bears, and YMH. But V doesn’t have a laugh that brings levity to the show
@whodissis1
Жыл бұрын
@@Subliminal187 yeah, she needs to be off completely
You literally only use the word literally al the the literal time . Blow my literal head off my literal shoulders . Your the best
V is a typical liberal 🙄
@josef2012
Жыл бұрын
What does that make you?
@jilliegirlie
Жыл бұрын
@@josef2012 Makes him rational.
@raidertj1809
Жыл бұрын
@@josef2012 a realist 🤷🏻♂️
@lavenderrose2139
Жыл бұрын
Thank you someone had to say it
Hey Chris when are you actually coming into Australia?
first comment because im mentally ill
@r0seg0lden._15
Жыл бұрын
Second cuz same.
@doubled4950
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@@r0seg0lden._15 listen im chrissy second take a step back🤧🤧
@chrisdcomedy
Жыл бұрын
YASSSS GURLLL
Perfect release timing !!! 👌
solo chaos? I clicked so fast 😂
Cigarette in the ear like a high school kid HAHA
Never heard anyone call it Naggasackey before 🤣
I like that painting of Tom Segura behind you.
Titi Jerry is a combination of Kim Kardashian and John Turturro but with a slight Annie Wilkes (from the movie Misery) vibe.
Probably the stress from the wwII documentaries chrissy chaos lol
You can put a camera in front of your face forever Chris we love you man whatever it is you got it! Like Theo and Bobby
Bruh I can't think of a better cohost for Chris than my boy Pete!
Make no mistake, im chrissy second
Would love if Pete ended up being your co-host!
I am not gonna lie Venetia her ignorance is hilarious in itself. 😂 She is the girl we all make fun of that is in college or fresh out of college.
So Chrissy D I wanna let you know. Hey I’m a poet. Lol Anyhooters, hey I wanted to tell you, I just realized, one of my favorite Podcasts, has turned into a disingenuous, two faced, clout chaser podcast. But your podcast is my new favorite. The one Hey Babe is awesome, and this one are both super entertaining. Also, broslami and chedda. Your 9/11 bit was HANDS DOWN one of the best written stand up bits ever. Which is saying a lot being that Dave Chappelle exists, you REALLY REALLY are genuinely rad, and a funny mofo. Keep up the epic work. Tell Sal you guys have a new HUGE FAN. Stay humble and NEVER choose clout and views over being real and genuine. Hope you and your girls are doing great. K back to the Chrissy Da Speshy Show. Boom, still a damn poet. ;)
I’m starting to side with Derosa after seeing Chrissy with his bracelet on the same wrist as his Fitbit
Chris, go to Northern Italy, it's the mountains, ya goon
Petey wants his apartment back cuz Kim K Un dropped him awww
Pimp's comment at 30:15 made me almost choke and die on water I laughed so hard
You can tell where chris gets his news from. "What did trumps kids ever do?" May have made me laugh harder than any part of this episode
@jilliegirlie
Жыл бұрын
Tell where you get your new from. Stay woke and broke!
Chris get hunter biden on the podcast to talk about his art or see if he can paint TT
HOMELESS PIMP- Can you PLEASE make a compilation edit of all the times Chrissy says “She was like” and “I was like…” from 43:48 to 46:14!! 🤣🤣🤣 Jesus Christ, babe!😂
developing a crush on V’s voice >>
@kevinalfaro6104
Жыл бұрын
& the cackle >>>>>
@Subliminal187
Жыл бұрын
You can’t be serious. I’m hoping this is sarcasm cause it makes me wanna punch myself in the ears till they stop working. Lol. Or should I say COL(cackle out loud)
42:06 best bit
Algorithm for the chaos fam
The Coliseum was a "good thing" ? Lol
White pipe held it down for 8 months, salute!
pigs in a pen, chris and joey podcast
The blackest coffee ive ever seen
Bananas foster home lmfao
Where can I get that Chrissy Crosseyes artwork?
That couch sure looks similar to Sal’s…
Venetia…🙄🙄🙄 I can’t.
Literally.
That's Esptein Shit....hahahahaha
Coming from someone that grew up in Collegeville....please do not take any advice from us. The most exciting things in our town are Adult World and Soul Joel's comedy dome 😂
I'm at the Hunter Biden vs Trump kids part and they said Trump's kids did things against human rights? Jesus did I miss something, what did they do? Lol
I have 11 rental properties get with it Chrissy coaiiiineeeee
37:04 hilarious moment listening to v pretend like she knows anything about politics and Chrissy chaos gets in
@ts9216
Жыл бұрын
“The real issue with the Britney griner is that our country is sexist and don’t pay wnba players enough “. V
Oh THIS is the originally titled “Pete Davidson wants his house back”? Alright
They changed the title lol
Yannis made an HH reference this week on his pod too 🤔
In the procedure room about to get steroid injection in my back because im FAT FAT FAT
The 2nd bomb was super necessary. Machiavelli said so
Come to Florida