Hunter Biden is My HERO! | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 80

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Chrissy CHAOS is dealing with the breaking news of Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian breaking up. Will Pete want his apartment back?! IT WON'T HAPPEN! The heatwave that is hitting the world is INSANE....WHAT IS GOOD! What is next for Pete? Chris is nervous going to his first concert in a long time. What do you do at concerts? Dance or sit and be a lump? Chris talks about his hamptons adventures with his family. Joe DeRosa had a pig roast in Chris' honor at his bar Joey Roses. Chris comes to terms with the fact that he is an influencer in the eyes of his children. Chris is dealing with his baby being sick! Chris takes a moment to help Hunter Biden with his anxiety. Ti Ti is worried about Brittney Griner in Russia. What is the truth about the Brittney Griner situation. Immigrants being sent to NYC from Texas. Life is about the silver linings. Nude Beach people are SUS. Fashion is restrictive. Chris talks about the time he almost died in a car crash.
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00:00 Intro
01:30 Pete Davidson Want His Place Back
4:30 Texting Pete
7:23 What Happened To Kim and Pete?
9:00 Billy Joel and 1975
12:39 Ice Cream Fail with TiTi Jerry
16:13 Homelesspimp Babysits
17:09 The Pig Derosa Birthday Festivities
23:35 I am Papi: No One is Pooping
24:35 Chrissy Ads
26:50 Is Dad a Podcaster, Comedian or Influencer?
30:45 Learning About Boob Job
36:13 Hunter Biden or Trumps Kids
41:28 Love you HB - You Are Chaos
43:31 Chrissy Ads Again
45:48 Hamptons
48:42 Christories
49:35 Brittney Griner Getting Out?
55:32 Governor Trolling
57:00 What even is BCE
58:54 Chrissy Internationals
1:01:11 Nudist Colony
1:04:28 Chrissy’s Near Death Experience
1:07:51 No More Being a Slave To Social Media
1:09:58 Chrissy Announcements
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  • @chrisdcomedy
    @chrisdcomedy Жыл бұрын

    COME SEE ME LIVE! 🙌 SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS meundies.com/chaos sundayscaries.com code chaos betterhelp.com/chaos hellofresh.com/chaos16 code chaos16

  • @joshuawinters3307

    @joshuawinters3307

    Жыл бұрын

    See you in brea babe!!!

  • @doubled4950

    @doubled4950

    Жыл бұрын

    Ill be back baby boi❤️❤️

  • @mrkoffa1492
    @mrkoffa1492 Жыл бұрын

    Tell Pete to TAKE IT UP W/ BLOOM CAFE

  • @jeffysoule2076

    @jeffysoule2076

    Жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha nice!!

  • @sleepyhouse10

    @sleepyhouse10

    Жыл бұрын

    Ahhh you beat me to it!!😂

  • @Al2One

    @Al2One

    Жыл бұрын

    Beautiful!!

  • @robertcastaneda6162

    @robertcastaneda6162

    Жыл бұрын

    Legend

  • @philruela

    @philruela

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @Yousuck00
    @Yousuck00 Жыл бұрын

    20:15 “Look at DeRosa, he sucks!” Chris talks about his friends the way kids used to talk to each other in the 90s. Never change, Chris.

  • @notbonsai671

    @notbonsai671

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm must be old know, cause I think the 90s were the best

  • @raqueldeshow9678

    @raqueldeshow9678

    Жыл бұрын

    69th like😎

  • @TrevRevlin
    @TrevRevlin Жыл бұрын

    What I love about this episode is that none of the stories were repeats - all new, all current, all fresh.

  • @NummyScrum

    @NummyScrum

    Жыл бұрын

    Very current, only a couple dozen pods touched on it already

  • @rickydezzer3981

    @rickydezzer3981

    Жыл бұрын

    Is Chris a physical therapist?

  • @TasteBudsPod
    @TasteBudsPod Жыл бұрын

    OF COURSE I NAMED THE PIG DISTEFANO!! 🐷

  • @reece8224
    @reece8224 Жыл бұрын

    Not Venetia getting mad about him bringing up hunter Biden 😂😂

  • @HasanPikerIsADouche

    @HasanPikerIsADouche

    Жыл бұрын

    I always though it's was a joke, but she really is a lib shill

  • @lavenderrose2139

    @lavenderrose2139

    Жыл бұрын

    Am I the only one that finds her slightly annoying and doesn’t mesh with the pod? :(

  • @HasanPikerIsADouche

    @HasanPikerIsADouche

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lavenderrose2139 I just remember she supported Hillary Clinton, and it makes me laugh at her takes lol

  • @lavenderrose2139

    @lavenderrose2139

    Жыл бұрын

    That is definitely a good way to think about it! ♥️

  • @Subliminal187

    @Subliminal187

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lavenderrose2139 SUPER ANNOYING. Her cackle make me wanna skip to the next episode, but I wanna hear the rest of the show.

  • @BROWNING454
    @BROWNING454 Жыл бұрын

    I don't even gotta listen to the whole thing to like the video! Hit that shit as soon as it plays ! Much love Chris!!

  • @Mrs_Small
    @Mrs_Small Жыл бұрын

    Chrissy the straw the cig and the gold bracelet are top tier Italian trash I love it!

  • @ronaxo1149
    @ronaxo1149 Жыл бұрын

    I have adhd and this is my favourite podcast ever because there is not a single second without chaos and i can never get bored I love you Chris 🤣❤️

  • @giananichole27
    @giananichole27 Жыл бұрын

    This episode had me laughing so hard. The entire Biden segment is fantastic!

  • @rachs5360
    @rachs5360 Жыл бұрын

    I feel bad for V .. she's living in lala land

  • @rachs5360

    @rachs5360

    Жыл бұрын

    Maybe I'm jealous.... with peace and love

  • @JamesSmith-ww6zm
    @JamesSmith-ww6zm Жыл бұрын

    Let’s literally drink whenever you hear literally. Lots of love ❤️

  • @mytjamie
    @mytjamie Жыл бұрын

    “if crack makes you feel good, smoke crack” thank you chris

  • @Lousasshoul
    @Lousasshoul Жыл бұрын

    That’s why Chrissy is the best, he has the best throw away lines like “don’t give me monkey pox!” That catch you off guard and make you spit out your drink

  • @Kbwintyy

    @Kbwintyy

    Жыл бұрын

    Anyone that doesn’t catch/love all of his little throwaway one liners is just not allowed to be my friend

  • @nope1761

    @nope1761

    Жыл бұрын

    Okay @@Kbwintyy I

  • @nope1761

    @nope1761

    Жыл бұрын

    Okay

  • @nope1761

    @nope1761

    Жыл бұрын

    I just woke woke

  • @nope1761

    @nope1761

    Жыл бұрын

    I’m

  • @notbonsai671
    @notbonsai671 Жыл бұрын

    "do you wanna be in a banana fosters home?"

  • @JesseDiebolt
    @JesseDiebolt Жыл бұрын

    Lmaoooooo the girl that fell in the trash was the bartender when I went to Joey’s last month

  • @ABUJAXON14
    @ABUJAXON14 Жыл бұрын

    Let’s not overlook his shirt tho! Legendary match hulkster vs the giant 💪🏼

  • @gfeast4518
    @gfeast4518 Жыл бұрын

    The way he said hoof 😂💀

  • @TheArizonaprincess
    @TheArizonaprincess Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣 Joe Derosa is hilarious! Love you JD!

  • @xXGrimReapxrXx
    @xXGrimReapxrXx Жыл бұрын

    Somehow the combination of child-rearing from Chrissy, Titi Jerry, and Puerto Ricans has resulted in Delilah becoming a philosopher lmao

  • @Klocaine237
    @Klocaine237 Жыл бұрын

    Fuck yeah. When you say "Chaos" in the beginning reminds me to Floss my Fucking teeth. PAID FOR BY TIM DILLON

  • @03obietrice
    @03obietrice Жыл бұрын

    This podcast influences my life.

  • @hookset4137
    @hookset4137 Жыл бұрын

    I wached falling down last night couldnt stop pictuting derosa in every sceen....priceless!

  • @nelsonnoname001
    @nelsonnoname001 Жыл бұрын

    WTF Chrissy D pulling up some deep cut sage wisdom with Allen Watts here! NICE! Wasn't expecting that - You're a monster Chris, respect bro

  • @stephenbeltzner7736
    @stephenbeltzner7736 Жыл бұрын

    Blessings from Toronto everyone.

  • @christophernichols9387
    @christophernichols9387 Жыл бұрын

    Venetia probably does a lot of good work for the pod, but when she opens her mouth it's like listening to a twitter bot.

  • @aimee8520

    @aimee8520

    Жыл бұрын

    💯

  • @lavenderrose2139

    @lavenderrose2139

    Жыл бұрын

    I just feel like she does not mesh with the pod 😩

  • @PowuhToSeven

    @PowuhToSeven

    Жыл бұрын

    He totally got her for her brains bro

  • @jolenestiteler5215
    @jolenestiteler5215 Жыл бұрын

    I get to see you 1 week after my birthday!! Can't wait to see you front row in buffalo Chrissy!! 🤩

  • @doubled4950
    @doubled4950 Жыл бұрын

    AYOO SHOUTOUT HOMELESS PIMPY BOI🙏🙏🙏👑

  • @jessrussovlogs
    @jessrussovlogs Жыл бұрын

    I had my implants removed and 2 lifts. 😫😅 Here for you Jazz!!!

  • @dereishus01
    @dereishus01 Жыл бұрын

    Love the residual McDonald’s themed balloons from Joe’s b-day extravaganza lurking in the back

  • @mitchellkansiewicz9836
    @mitchellkansiewicz9836 Жыл бұрын

    If Pete really broke up with her the next person is Oprah

  • @dena92

    @dena92

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Seakaye2s
    @Seakaye2s Жыл бұрын

    KZread is wild with all these ads, they can kiss my balloon knot twice. Love you Chrissy

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 Жыл бұрын

    Chrissy Ghost Stories connecting all the dots 🤣

  • @Lo-gf4jm
    @Lo-gf4jm Жыл бұрын

    Been studying for my Mortgage Loan Originator license that has consumed my life so I am behind on all of these. What surgery did Vinny have? Hope all is well. Thanks for the laughs I needed the break!

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 Жыл бұрын

    GET UP+DANCE,BABE! 💗🕺😘

  • @iFish12
    @iFish12 Жыл бұрын

    Pete Davidson should hookup with Nancy Palosi

  • @Subliminal187

    @Subliminal187

    Жыл бұрын

    Lmao, right?? She needs some of that BD energy Kim K was talking about. Hahaha

  • @ironsides1954
    @ironsides1954 Жыл бұрын

    Come to Florida Chrisy! Or did I miss you already??

  • @mantheman4364
    @mantheman4364 Жыл бұрын

    Its overstimulating listening to this podcast. Its constant jokes but i fucking love it.

  • @happycampa9622
    @happycampa9622 Жыл бұрын

    Go to Italy in February as they have the Carnevale on where everyone celebrates it and when you go to Venice everyone is dressed up in medieval costumes... it's beautiful and not busy as it's off season

  • @celtics9
    @celtics9 Жыл бұрын

    I'm going to the 1975 show too and then going to your show in Montclair the week prior, HYPE.

  • @tash5825
    @tash5825 Жыл бұрын

    Chrissy!!! Please say on the podcast when you're in Australia. And come to Brisbane. I'm super rural and dying to come to a show

  • @xohannahgirl
    @xohannahgirl Жыл бұрын

    Looking for tickets to the Philly 8pm show that is sold out. What’s the best way to get tickets incase people aren’t able to go last minute? Is there resale on the patreon??

  • @ebmarahdubs
    @ebmarahdubs Жыл бұрын

    I love all of the podcasts you all have am amazing community building between comedians with podcasts

  • @richmerrill3940
    @richmerrill3940 Жыл бұрын

    Happy late birthday,Chris D!!!!! 🎂 🎁

  • @ChrissyChaosClips
    @ChrissyChaosClips Жыл бұрын

    I LOVE MY DAUGHTER BUT I AM NOT AN INFLUENCER!!! RIGHT? 😅

  • @peetayto
    @peetayto Жыл бұрын

    please come to Australia mate..we love you here

  • @timmybrowzen
    @timmybrowzen Жыл бұрын

    Pimp's laugh sounds pretty cool in slowmo

  • @sillywilly717
    @sillywilly717 Жыл бұрын

    Shout out to my grandparents in collegeville pa. It's exactly what you imagine it to be.

  • @nickitoff9629
    @nickitoff9629 Жыл бұрын

    Chris makes a great point here. (1:03:00) We should learn from ancient cultures/societies. At least things like clothes. Some people in spandex should be wearing a kimono. Lol. Or draped in a bed sheet? Embrace the Chaos!!

  • @nicholaspyle6649
    @nicholaspyle6649 Жыл бұрын

    Bananas Foster home got me, real good

  • @Junitunes
    @Junitunes Жыл бұрын

    I miss tt jerry!! Bring her back!

  • @jmaice83616
    @jmaice83616 Жыл бұрын

    Chrissy D doing anything is my happy place! Hope to see you live someday but I live in bum fuck Idaho and quality comedians don't come here very often so I need to plan a little road trippy wippy and come to one of your shows. You're worth traveling the distance.

  • @whodissis1
    @whodissis1 Жыл бұрын

    Did Venetia get promoted to the random cackle in the background every episode like the YMH pods? 😂 😂 Pimpy’s is essential but it’s too much to have dueling random laughs, babe! 😂

  • @Subliminal187

    @Subliminal187

    Жыл бұрын

    Her laugh is life draining, and her comments have been completely unnecessary. I hope to god she isn’t cackling in the background from now on. It would make this show almost unwatchable. Which would be heartbreaking, cause this podcast is super entertaining. But man, I couldn’t hardly stand listening to her annoying laugh. I love that Pimps always laughing, also, the guy in 2 bears, and YMH. But V doesn’t have a laugh that brings levity to the show

  • @whodissis1

    @whodissis1

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Subliminal187 yeah, she needs to be off completely

  • @jaytee3277
    @jaytee3277 Жыл бұрын

    You literally only use the word literally al the the literal time . Blow my literal head off my literal shoulders . Your the best

  • @raidertj1809
    @raidertj1809 Жыл бұрын

    V is a typical liberal 🙄

  • @josef2012

    @josef2012

    Жыл бұрын

    What does that make you?

  • @jilliegirlie

    @jilliegirlie

    Жыл бұрын

    @@josef2012 Makes him rational.

  • @raidertj1809

    @raidertj1809

    Жыл бұрын

    @@josef2012 a realist 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @lavenderrose2139

    @lavenderrose2139

    Жыл бұрын

    Thank you someone had to say it

  • @lachola1647
    @lachola1647 Жыл бұрын

    Hey Chris when are you actually coming into Australia?

  • @thekalinowskakid
    @thekalinowskakid Жыл бұрын

    first comment because im mentally ill

  • @r0seg0lden._15

    @r0seg0lden._15

    Жыл бұрын

    Second cuz same.

  • @doubled4950

    @doubled4950

    Жыл бұрын

    @@r0seg0lden._15 listen im chrissy second take a step back🤧🤧

  • @chrisdcomedy

    @chrisdcomedy

    Жыл бұрын

    YASSSS GURLLL

  • @TheKomar924
    @TheKomar924 Жыл бұрын

    Perfect release timing !!! 👌

  • @truerambler
    @truerambler Жыл бұрын

    solo chaos? I clicked so fast 😂

  • @derrik-bosse
    @derrik-bosse Жыл бұрын

    Cigarette in the ear like a high school kid HAHA

  • @jumbolumps666
    @jumbolumps666 Жыл бұрын

    Never heard anyone call it Naggasackey before 🤣

  • @b0bbyz
    @b0bbyz Жыл бұрын

    I like that painting of Tom Segura behind you.

  • @MrMikeauto0722
    @MrMikeauto0722 Жыл бұрын

    Titi Jerry is a combination of Kim Kardashian and John Turturro but with a slight Annie Wilkes (from the movie Misery) vibe.

  • @Miceas
    @Miceas Жыл бұрын

    Probably the stress from the wwII documentaries chrissy chaos lol

  • @diehardoutdoors
    @diehardoutdoors Жыл бұрын

    You can put a camera in front of your face forever Chris we love you man whatever it is you got it! Like Theo and Bobby

  • @htippett91
    @htippett91 Жыл бұрын

    Bruh I can't think of a better cohost for Chris than my boy Pete!

  • @doubled4950
    @doubled4950 Жыл бұрын

    Make no mistake, im chrissy second

  • @Chris_From_Michigan
    @Chris_From_Michigan Жыл бұрын

    Would love if Pete ended up being your co-host!

  • @mattnara4917
    @mattnara4917 Жыл бұрын

    I am not gonna lie Venetia her ignorance is hilarious in itself. 😂 She is the girl we all make fun of that is in college or fresh out of college.

  • @Subliminal187
    @Subliminal187 Жыл бұрын

    So Chrissy D I wanna let you know. Hey I’m a poet. Lol Anyhooters, hey I wanted to tell you, I just realized, one of my favorite Podcasts, has turned into a disingenuous, two faced, clout chaser podcast. But your podcast is my new favorite. The one Hey Babe is awesome, and this one are both super entertaining. Also, broslami and chedda. Your 9/11 bit was HANDS DOWN one of the best written stand up bits ever. Which is saying a lot being that Dave Chappelle exists, you REALLY REALLY are genuinely rad, and a funny mofo. Keep up the epic work. Tell Sal you guys have a new HUGE FAN. Stay humble and NEVER choose clout and views over being real and genuine. Hope you and your girls are doing great. K back to the Chrissy Da Speshy Show. Boom, still a damn poet. ;)

  • @ShaunDollar
    @ShaunDollar Жыл бұрын

    I’m starting to side with Derosa after seeing Chrissy with his bracelet on the same wrist as his Fitbit

  • @nelsonnoname001
    @nelsonnoname001 Жыл бұрын

    Chris, go to Northern Italy, it's the mountains, ya goon

  • @KEAD3400
    @KEAD3400 Жыл бұрын

    Petey wants his apartment back cuz Kim K Un dropped him awww

  • @siscoismyhomey
    @siscoismyhomey Жыл бұрын

    Pimp's comment at 30:15 made me almost choke and die on water I laughed so hard

  • @mattheil57
    @mattheil57 Жыл бұрын

    You can tell where chris gets his news from. "What did trumps kids ever do?" May have made me laugh harder than any part of this episode

  • @jilliegirlie

    @jilliegirlie

    Жыл бұрын

    Tell where you get your new from. Stay woke and broke!

  • @captainkatz1775
    @captainkatz1775 Жыл бұрын

    Chris get hunter biden on the podcast to talk about his art or see if he can paint TT

  • @user-fj2uc3vc4x
    @user-fj2uc3vc4x Жыл бұрын

    HOMELESS PIMP- Can you PLEASE make a compilation edit of all the times Chrissy says “She was like” and “I was like…” from 43:48 to 46:14!! 🤣🤣🤣 Jesus Christ, babe!😂

  • @kevinalfaro6104
    @kevinalfaro6104 Жыл бұрын

    developing a crush on V’s voice >>

  • @kevinalfaro6104

    @kevinalfaro6104

    Жыл бұрын

    & the cackle >>>>>

  • @Subliminal187

    @Subliminal187

    Жыл бұрын

    You can’t be serious. I’m hoping this is sarcasm cause it makes me wanna punch myself in the ears till they stop working. Lol. Or should I say COL(cackle out loud)

  • @icechingu
    @icechingu Жыл бұрын

    42:06 best bit

  • @traw6360
    @traw6360 Жыл бұрын

    Algorithm for the chaos fam

  • @alicecoffey1823
    @alicecoffey1823 Жыл бұрын

    The Coliseum was a "good thing" ? Lol

  • @bakednotfried1184
    @bakednotfried1184 Жыл бұрын

    White pipe held it down for 8 months, salute!

  • @jonatanluengas898
    @jonatanluengas898 Жыл бұрын

    pigs in a pen, chris and joey podcast

  • @philliptroeckler2092
    @philliptroeckler2092 Жыл бұрын

    The blackest coffee ive ever seen

  • @jakesmall3454
    @jakesmall3454 Жыл бұрын

    Bananas foster home lmfao

  • @conormcginnity1353
    @conormcginnity1353 Жыл бұрын

    Where can I get that Chrissy Crosseyes artwork?

  • @peachybeardshrek
    @peachybeardshrek Жыл бұрын

    That couch sure looks similar to Sal’s…

  • @iamtheacm
    @iamtheacm Жыл бұрын

    Venetia…🙄🙄🙄 I can’t.

  • @jbr2181
    @jbr2181 Жыл бұрын

    Literally.

  • @cococoyle6760
    @cococoyle6760 Жыл бұрын

    That's Esptein Shit....hahahahaha

  • @katiecivitello7857
    @katiecivitello7857 Жыл бұрын

    Coming from someone that grew up in Collegeville....please do not take any advice from us. The most exciting things in our town are Adult World and Soul Joel's comedy dome 😂

  • @aaronalbertson8670
    @aaronalbertson8670 Жыл бұрын

    I'm at the Hunter Biden vs Trump kids part and they said Trump's kids did things against human rights? Jesus did I miss something, what did they do? Lol

  • @jhall900
    @jhall900 Жыл бұрын

    I have 11 rental properties get with it Chrissy coaiiiineeeee

  • @Dont_b_butthurt
    @Dont_b_butthurt Жыл бұрын

    37:04 hilarious moment listening to v pretend like she knows anything about politics and Chrissy chaos gets in

  • @ts9216

    @ts9216

    Жыл бұрын

    “The real issue with the Britney griner is that our country is sexist and don’t pay wnba players enough “. V

  • @KevinMTV
    @KevinMTV Жыл бұрын

    Oh THIS is the originally titled “Pete Davidson wants his house back”? Alright

  • @toads5200
    @toads5200 Жыл бұрын

    They changed the title lol

  • @jaycarn9435
    @jaycarn9435 Жыл бұрын

    Yannis made an HH reference this week on his pod too 🤔

  • @jcpc9864
    @jcpc9864 Жыл бұрын

    In the procedure room about to get steroid injection in my back because im FAT FAT FAT

  • @calebandruss4101
    @calebandruss4101 Жыл бұрын

    The 2nd bomb was super necessary. Machiavelli said so

  • @josepach9855
    @josepach9855 Жыл бұрын

    Come to Florida

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