THE PLANET IS MELTING! | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 78
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This week Chris is coming to you live from Pete Davidsons apartment. Chris is in the apartment that Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson most definitely (not sure) fell in love in! But now it’s the new CHRISSY CHAOS STUDIO!! 🙌 THIS IS A HOT EPISODE TO GO WITH THE HOT MELTING PLANET 😅😩🤣 THANKS Kylie Jenner for ruining the planet with your 3minute private jet rides in Los Angeles. We’re told about TiTi Jerry’s breakfast prison stories, I Am Papi segments and Christories. Yep we’re continuing with segments Bubbas! This week’s Christories is about Ancient Rome’s Colosseum. What a crazy structure !! Listen to this crazy episode about history, fat asses, and just more Chaos!!
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@doubled4950
2 жыл бұрын
Just shid myself
@Hspookyy
2 жыл бұрын
Get John Alite back on!!!!
@lavenderrose2139
2 жыл бұрын
Chrissy no Florida I’m sad :(
@3mdad629
2 жыл бұрын
“ Follow your fucking mom home” is The first thing I’ve heard in a long time that I laughed out loud !
@YourFriendly8
2 жыл бұрын
Yay Milwaukee!!!!!!!!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
Oh wow love the history segment, almost like you should start history podcast with another comedian. I bet it would do really well on Patreon
@DrMantisToboggan2005
2 жыл бұрын
😂
@dancolwell6287
2 жыл бұрын
Too far man
@bayareaomg
2 жыл бұрын
The Past Puppies
@Reaper63452
2 жыл бұрын
With Bryan Callen hehe
@phoenixdorr9466
2 жыл бұрын
Still miss history hyenas so much 😢
Keep the Christory segment going!!
Chrissy, I can’t handle the history talks until it’s with the Greek piece himself, Yannie Papa! A reunion would break the podcast world
@G-Lucio
2 жыл бұрын
Love chrissy history, but that reunion would for sure break the comedy podcast world
@imtookeen
2 жыл бұрын
PLEASE YANNIS IS GOING TO GO FULL TRANS WITHOUT YOU
@bori1986
2 жыл бұрын
Leaving Yannnis was One of Chris best decisions
@rabriseno4
2 жыл бұрын
@@bori1986 I'm not sure I agree. How was Yan holding him back?
@user-zk7ug8vq4p
2 жыл бұрын
Yaaaaasss
No Chris I need the history! The teddy roosevelt podcast was hilarious yet informative.
Muffin man we need a hyenas reunion ep in the new poddy woddy studio !!!
Chrissy we miss sergeant snuggles and lieutenant lollipops together you FF!!!!!!!!! Es lo que es!!!!! - A white walker
@gagec210
2 жыл бұрын
FACTS
@ZiggaRats
2 жыл бұрын
We do need a Hyenas reunion ep. Love em both, but imo, they're better together.🫂
@juliogarza8239
2 жыл бұрын
Wayyyyy better together
@Hellboymg
2 жыл бұрын
Yaaasss
@ZiggaRats
2 жыл бұрын
Unscrew the ff ✡️💖💰 who told you to split up.
Chrissy is the king, but can we take a second and realize that this pod wouldn't be where it is without Pimp? His comments and info adds are incredible, and sets Chrissy on a hilarious trajectory. Pimp is out here throwing up alley oops all day long and I see ya playa!!!
I like to imagine this podcast being dictated directly by Chris into his speaker phone on a crowded city bus
Chris made me like history. That’s cheffed up. But now I’m learning about Einstein in my spare time.
We need an in depth Christory of Puerto Rico
We need more Titi Jerry!!❤
@x.jaynine
2 жыл бұрын
I’m sayinggg🤌🏽
@kskull5764
2 жыл бұрын
we need him locked tf up again
I love the history conversation’s! Like old times
August 18th is National Time Travelers Rights day. I love you Chrissy Chaos. Thank you for bringing joy to my life.
Dude always heard your name thought you looked annoying finally watched u on tiger belly instantly went to sub to you and now one of my favorite comedians yo!
@jpierce2l33t
2 жыл бұрын
Oh dude Chrissy is great. Him and Theo are my faves and are hilarious together lol. Bobby's In there too
@LimorG
2 жыл бұрын
Chrissy suffers from severe bro-face but he's a good dude ❤️🇵🇷
@rotinhellu-tube2737
2 жыл бұрын
Ahh you got fooled by his SS head, happens lol Chrissy’s a good boy
@krystnholladay9802
2 жыл бұрын
Dude welcome to the chaos
Chrissy History every day every hour forever
CHAOS IN WHERE KIM AND PETE WERE FALLING IN LOVE? SEEMS ON BRAND 😂😂
@rotinhellu-tube2737
2 жыл бұрын
MAKE CHRISSY KISS AND MAKE UP WITH YANNIS SO WE GET THE HYENAS BACK! Enough is enough!
the trajectory of this pod is fucking FIRE, AND HAIL TT!!!!! I love this direction!
Hey, Chris. Regarding the Fitbit. I suggest you wear it on your non-dominant hand as-if it is on the sensitive setting which you can change, by the way- hand movements can be recorded as steps. I think you added another 7K steps on this eppy weppy!
chris, I’m begging for more Titi Jerry & Vinny content 🫶🏽
Christory is my fav part bubbas!!!! You should be taking Matteo with you to Italy!!!
Bring back History Hyenas! You talking about History without Yanni is like a solo Beatles album. It just ain't the same without the band together
Woah I’m visiting Italy next week starting from the top and driving down with my friends ending in Rome ! Much love to all of the chaos fam 💕🙌🏼
Not sure if Vinnie is the demon or the angel in their relationship 🤔 As long as it fuels the Chaos,es lo que es.
@lemonsloveful
2 жыл бұрын
I keep wondering why he calls Jasmine Vinnie? The curiosity is killing me. Haha Also, who is vinna Tia? Pls help me! Haha
@lauras3871
2 жыл бұрын
@@lemonsloveful he used to call her the situation because she works out. I forgot why he changed it to Vinny lol but I know it’s Vinny from jersey shore. I think he mentions why when he interviews vinny (from jersey shore)
@lemonsloveful
2 жыл бұрын
@@lauras3871 ahhh gotcha! Love it 🤣
@Morettijw1
2 жыл бұрын
Vienatia is one of the producers with homless pimp
@lemonsloveful
2 жыл бұрын
@@Morettijw1 ohhhh okay, thanks! I was so confused. 🤣
I was really liking and appreciating the timestamps !!!
MGK Hair product, lmao I’m dead
41:30 The way he just casually said this almost has me spitting out my lunch 😂
Can I get the bed frame? Just wanted to give it to a friend.
I remember I was chilling in a hot as Warehouse an I was like I wonder what happened to that comedian who acted gay on GUY CODE. so I searched you up an I stumbled upon your pod an it said you posted it 3 months later, after that im still listening to this day Keep it up with the History. I didn’t know them facts bout Teddy Roosevelt…
We need Pete on the pod!!!
@digitalsalsas
2 жыл бұрын
yikes
@tstarajayi
2 жыл бұрын
*Skete
Titi Jerry needs to be on TFATK.
@debbieallen2650
2 жыл бұрын
TFATK?
I HOPE TO MAKE DISNEY'S DILF PAGE AGAIN!! 🗳😅🙌
@TasteBudsPod
2 жыл бұрын
🐷
chris is the real gringo papi, everybody knows that
This is amazing
This is gold! Chaos!
These history segments are 🔥🔥🔥
I love this freakin poddy woddy
He said Titi Jerry looks like Eazy E LOL
loved the roman history lesson, subscribed!
Pete Davidson is the modern day Benny Frank 😂
Lurve the new format. Only person Ive enjoyed talking about history and maybe it will make me a better person.
Out here looking like chandler parsons doing comedy! Love ya!
IM SO EXCITED
Love this guy ! But why in my head to I go “ But wait there’s more” ?
When Chrissy and Pimp talk about modern day gladiators is so thought provoking.
go straight brazy on history, i fucking live FOR IT.
COVID got me in April. I was embarrassed too lol
I thought you guys would never get a studio !!!! I want Vinny in the background threatening u !!!!! 😭
@bjocimichi
2 жыл бұрын
nvm she’s there guarding ur phone ,, carry on. love ya vin 🫶🏼
We need a show on Staten Island. Like c’mon already ❤️
Great podcast!!
Chrissy, Pimpi, & Jerri. Let's go
Purple and green please!
That painting broke my heart 💔 cut a third of your shows 🙏 Anyway much love from Sweden ❤️
Wait a minute! You're telling me Tampa Tony still hasn't shit!? That's a great accomplishment 🏆
Adjust the lights cos shine off that board thing is wild babe 😜
16:05 its a switch!!!!
Shane’s Gillis and Chrissy should do some history
I have covid now. 2nd time. I'll try not to breath on anyone 🤧 Thanks for entertaining me. I'm struggling to stay positive being a single Dad of 2. My Daughters got a broken leg too. Gotta laugh. A hilarious ex physical therapist is just what I need. lol
Love ya chrissy pimp and TT
3 Hours up, 6.5k views let's go NYR (New Yoricans) 🇵🇷 We got your back Chris. 🤜🤛
Had a dream yanni and Chrissy got back together 😢 ladda 14 🔥
Literally doing a camper for the jenners rn
Hell yeah chrisssssyyyy
Your new apartment look cool lol
Got my Milwaukee Tickie Wickies!
Thinking this might be Chrissy’s new home lol
CHRISSY ITS CALLED A SWITCH!!!
Chrissy needs to dust off the ol guy code notebooks give us a segment
Come to San Antonio, Texas!! Please
More history Yaaaaassss! I want to hear about Baron Ungern! He was a cutes and brutes white guy who attempted to revive the Mongolian Empire in 1921 and tried to invade China! Yaaaaassss!
Shout. Out. Titi.
@doubled4950
2 жыл бұрын
@Livy11 🤮
Spartacus arguably bankrupted and led to the collapse of the Roman Civilization with the 3rd Servile War.
y'all need to get fellow german, flula borg, on here.
I sell ancient and modern coins/collectibles so I enjoy the history lesson 🙌🙌🙌🙌😂😂😂😂
Wonderful
"I'm thinking purple" Chris your dad isn't dead yet
My anxiety has been at a 10 today needed this. Now if jazzy and titi would post next I'd be complete.
See you in Chicago kid! Shout out to ChrisD Comedy
Look up the thwaites glacier in Antarctica it's a 70 mile long ice chunck sitting on top of an ice shelf and it's predicted to slide into the ocean within the next 10 to 20 years and it's gonna raise global sea levels 2 to 4 ft alone
BRING BACK HISTORY HYENAS
Best would be if you ask the kids if they think you might be gay the answers would be comedy gold
Im i crazy to say podcast reunions are the future.
Yo Chris. Disney and Universal LA are about half the size of Orlando. Just FYI
Every time Chris said “on the 6th day” I thought he was gonna go into a bible verse
Flaunt my Aunt sketch
Thank Gorsh!
I want History Hyena’s back NOWWWW
Go Sunday Disney is empty that day . I have the annual passes
I don't have friends anymore I just have Tim and Chris
It’s getting beat with a switch. Got that and beat by the spoon broom sticks shoes trash cans and Christmas trees.
@cstillings
2 жыл бұрын
I had to go out and pick my own switch. It was awful…that and the dreaded belt. Christmas trees is a new one though
Oh boy ... Is Chris going to take Shane's SNL spot
Roflmfao 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂
This better not be an episode without titi
Vinny has cameras in that spot
I like the format. Thanks for another cool episode. I'm a pig for sale. Anyone in Dallas want to try it out? We can try it out. Home here now.
Ooooo wee chrissy d!!
Chrissy calls out Titi for confusing ironic/iconic and then proceed to say recanting instead of recalling 🧐
How did you get Pete’s apt.?
Happy Birthday
You can save a mf life if you hit someone with the splash mountain wave and the gat don't work cause it's wet 🤣😂🤣😂