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@danidan9917

2 жыл бұрын

Come to northern Ireland babe you already have the balaclava 🤣 you're all set

@ChrissyChaosClips

2 жыл бұрын

SEE YOU SOON BABES 🙌

@danidan9917

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChrissyChaosClips whoop whoop bring it on babes!!!

@SR-oy3jm

2 жыл бұрын

If u don’t come to Chicago SHITS WEAK🤣

@radkouse1of1

2 жыл бұрын

you aren't coming to my city babe!!!

Whoever I marry has to understand that I will be watching Chrissy chaos for the rest of my life

@AgendaInMind

2 жыл бұрын

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

@xXxNinjaPenguinxXx

2 жыл бұрын

@@AgendaInMind okay, even after all that the question remains. Are you marrying my man Joel or not?

@mtd228

2 жыл бұрын

Preach

@BirdOfHermes83

2 жыл бұрын

@@AgendaInMind can you just stop? NO ONE CARES!!!!

I WAS TOO HIGH FOR THAT PHONE CALL LOL YASSSSSSS

Chris makes me feel like a normal human being when he lets out all that stress in the first 5 mins of the podcast lol

@AgendaInMind

2 жыл бұрын

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

@rose-cq5xp

2 жыл бұрын

For real me too 🙌🙌

@RyanABC123

2 жыл бұрын

People have 2 thoughts on Chris. They hate him or like us they say, this guy gets me.

I can literally hear Pimp's laugh still after chris says something, even though he's not even there😂😭

@tylerblanchard8290

2 жыл бұрын

DUDE SAME

Bad friends and whiskey ginger episodes are gonna be fire when Chrissy is on

@ms.buoyant

2 жыл бұрын

He is also showing up in King and the Sting which I watch live every Thursday night at 9pm pacific. I hope Theo and Steevee are there too. Or Chris Delia and Steevee. 🤞

cutest kid in the BIZNESS!!!! THE CHAOS IS REAL

@pooterscooter8363

2 жыл бұрын

Cuties with smoothies since day 1 babe

@Pinkricaan

2 жыл бұрын

@@pooterscooter8363 ...cutie with the booty too 🍑🤣

@AgendaInMind

2 жыл бұрын

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

@matthewwillis-lawrence3798

2 жыл бұрын

Chrissy cuteness

@RonCadillac

2 жыл бұрын

Chrissy Muffins

Hearing Chris talk about his life and changes he wants to make is encouraging and inspiring, real relatable as we all have the same every day struggles. Keep up the good work Chrissy

@anthonyanolik1285

2 жыл бұрын

Shut up. Jk, I’m crying.

@anthonygarcia6934

2 жыл бұрын

I miss Homeless Pimp😥 i hope he's alright

Green screen mask never gets old

I love TiTi J so much.....Don't ever stop telling stories about her or having her on the podcast, she's so funny and fabulous!

@revanite3021

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, shes the most interesting human being alive

@nickosrallis99

2 жыл бұрын

I think he should be put back in prison imo... he's too weird and unpredictable

@Lizzypoohxo

2 жыл бұрын

@@nickosrallis99 wtf man

@Ohh695

2 жыл бұрын

He*

@kskull5764

2 жыл бұрын

@@nickosrallis99 scares the fuck out of me everytime i see him

If you take a shot every time Chrissy says “Lou Baton” you will be as black out as he was when he ordered the 3,000$ worth of shoes

@taylahx23

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha yes

Seeing Chrissy in Tana Mongooses studio is a trip

@aktrip3295

2 жыл бұрын

Lowkey hate it lmao

@user-kl7me4tu3y

2 жыл бұрын

@@aktrip3295 right like it isn’t correct I hate it

I never thought about how chris and Tana exist in the same world

@anna-tz5up

2 жыл бұрын

me either LMAO i was so confused

love reading about Tana Mongeau while listening to the chaos

A chrissy X tana mongeau crossover is something I never thought I’d see 🤣

fuckin love when I type chris distefano just to binge watch and accidentally end up early to a newly posted podcast. Fuck yea.

Anyone else miss the 48 laws of power segments and hearing chrissy babes take on'em

Chris you’re very hard on yourself. Remember, your body has pushed you along and supported you your entire life. It loves you no matter how much you hate it. That’s what always helps me, I hope it helps you my friend. Also easiest way to cut weight is to not eat anything with more than 4 ingredients. It’s bananas how it opens your eyes.

So glad u called Pimpy...I was missing his giggle!

You were hilarious! Omg! You ranted for over an hour by yourself! You were on 🔥🔥. Thanks for all the laughs. Your show is therapeutic and informative. Good luck on the diet and thanks for being such a caring conscientious father and role model to many men. ❤

Bro, that white man's movie studio joke was a bombshell

@LuckyLuch1

2 жыл бұрын

The real bombshell is that it's not a joke

@revanite3021

2 жыл бұрын

@@LuckyLuch1 CLIP IT

Opening aggressively in a ski mask was a good choice. The shock factor made me crack immediately. I’m glad I wasn’t drinking something.

LOLOL Titi at daycare with your step son story is too fuccccccccking funny, love it ,

Hmmm not sure how I feel about the chaos being in a studio lol and PIMP WE MISS YOU. Poor Pimpy, just coughing his lungs out till Chrissy comes home.

I love “chrissy off the rails” 🤣

Solo rants are fucking awesome. Off the rails. Missed Pimp's laughs in the background but was awesome to have him on the call and see how much Chris missed him

20:08 CHRISSY ON BADFRIENDS again? Hell Yes!! Cant wait 🤙

@jollyyahyah

2 жыл бұрын

Bobo has to go to Hungary

“If I make it to 50 and still have all my toes I’ll consider it a win!“ Possibly the best and funniest thing you’ve ever said!

But if I put my phone down I can’t watch the constant hilarity that is Chrissy D! 🔥

Thanks Chris genuinely the podcast prior helped me prepare and gave me more confidence and a sense of peace. Pray you loves have nothing the blessings 🙏🏾

Idk how he does it but Chris keeps it interesting every pod he’s in…if I have to hear Bert mention the machine story or how he is attracted to teens one more time I’ll just have to be done

@dntgvafuk89

2 жыл бұрын

😆 Chris better stay away from the drinking then

BABES LET'S GO DO A JAZZY CLASS! 🙌

There wasn’t enough camera switches/angles on this episode SMH

Always get happy fast when the pod starts!!!

You can't just dance around the fact you're in Tana's studio!! Now I need the crossover!!

@TheAverageSavage1021

2 жыл бұрын

He went on her pod!!

Finally saw my boy at the improv LA! SOOOO FUCKING FUNNY! Love you babe!

"louie baton" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

As soon as he said "credy weddy" I liked and subbed. I could not resist... 🤣

I ain’t even past the first ad and I’m already smilin’

Wait whyyy are u in tanas studio ? If you go on the canceled podcast I will DIE .. in a good way 😁

I’m sitting here and it hit me the ability to just talk nonstop is truly a talent

Yaaaas babe! Still laughing over Chappelle's face at the chaos yesterday on tfatk

Thanks babe I needed this today

tana’s studio 😭😭😭 i’m crying

This episode seemed so quiet without Homeless Pimp's laugh.

Love this guy!!! How did I just discover him??.... He is so entertaining I didnt even listen to 1.5 speed like I do most podcast and I also did not fast forward the Ad reads. He is THAT entertaining! Im a new fan for sure and about to binge all his content avaiable for consumption.

I need a Tana/Chrissy interaction!!! Such a tease!!!!

Chrissy is 10000% a person who was meant to be a parent💜 that's a REAL Dad mindset

This might be one of the funniest videos Chrissy has done. I was laughing the whole time jesus

Hell yeah can’t wait for Bad Friends!!

Liking, commenting and watching all ADS for the 3 grand Lou Boutons 😀 🤣

It's not the same without Homeless Pimp's laughter in the background.

“Chrissy the sphinx cat” lmao

Glad you're doing good Pimpy.Miss you and Chrissy together.

Just listening to the intro got me hype af! Edit- You, Schultz, and Santino is an epic combo!

Chrissy Daddy Chaos - wishing you the best! My sons 11 and it means so much to be there at every game. Memories are more valuable than money.

Can’t wait for trash Tuesday & bad friends with Chrissy ❤️🥰

Dude makes my day better everytime

Love the Bad Friends Chaos collab. Chaos, No Presh and Bad Friends are the best.

Russian Homeless Pimp must have PLANTED chest hair seeds in that track jacket the way they're just GROWING outta there.

I weigh 255 but am 5’7 and off the rails. Teach severely disabled students and mitigate the stress with food. It’s wild but it’s what it is. 3500 cals deep and it’s only 4:40 in the afternoon and am for sursies having dinner

@TheAverageSavage1021

2 жыл бұрын

Hey man- thanks for doing something that helps the world for the better, I truly respect that! It's okay to get off track at times don't beat yourself up. Maybe trying some talk therapy would help, but they also have medications for overweight people that give you more energy and curb your appetite- it may help, try and look into it. You're gonna be okay, don't be too hard on yourself.

Can't wait to see you at the Beacon theater! I'll have my poncho ready!

Its Vuittons, ur throwing bs at us 😂😂

Glad you called the Homeless Pimp.. An ep just wouldn't be the same without him

You are truly a stand-up guy Chrissy , both figuratively and literally

Last week he was moving to Clearwater. This week he’s a New York guy. Chrissy flip flops everybody!

New episode on my birthday 🔥🔥

Wishing a quick recovery Pimpy! Had the covey a few weeks ago and it was noooot fun. Show is so quiet without you!

This got me through my morning commute 😅

Were here for the chaos

>Titi plugging dates on an Elementary school pickup line

Chrissy being so honest makes him soooo much better than a lot of comics nowadays especially when podcasting

I love Chrissy solos ALSO WHERES THE FOG MERCHS

Happy one year anniversary to the Chrissy Chaos show. What a journey, Babe. Get well, Homeless Pimp. :)

Excited to see you on trash Tuesday

Yo pimp that's some dope special effects with the mask in the beginning! Real dope idea

May the Lord keep and bless Titi's dsl's in Heaven,praise His Holy Name 🙏💗🌈

Why does crissy sound way more problematic when pimp isn’t there to laugh after his jokes 😂😂

@HanasRoom

2 жыл бұрын

Because Pimp is our moral compass.

This is Legendary

I’m 3 minutes in and I don’t think this mans taken 2 breaths

I was watching tiger belly when I accidentally clicked this right when Bobby was about to get “deep” and then Chris just explodes in my screen in a green hockey mask 😂😂

Chrissy telling me to get off my phone while I’m on my phone listening to him is giving me a case of the twisties!

I can't put my phone down and watch chrissy chaos at the same time

crying that this is in Tana's old studio omg

Great episode 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

Louis baton lmaoooo

Make no mistake Vin got a text warning about the Chrissy drip drops coming back being just a joke!

Make no mistake, Chrissy's got the 'Tism, and I love him for it. .....it's what it is.

The editing on this per usual is genius.

Nothing like Chrissy Carbs on a Tuesday morning

Love the content buddy don't over work yourself into insanity tho!

I loved gionnni on the pod. Great EP

Honestly i was hoping tana and Brooke were gonna pop in 😂

Chris stop trying to get me to pay 10 bucks for a box of cereal! That’s WILD

see ya at the beacon babe 🥳🥳🥳

Chrissy isn't lieing about missing half the show if you're not on the Patreon. 5/6 times I enjoy the guest SO much more on the Patreon than I do on the real episode

My life has been a tad bit too boring on sundays. I’m sold on the patreon !

LOL Right at the start I was looking at the screen and his "mask" was just green, then I look away to do something, then look back and BAM it's Chaos.

We need a movie about Titi Jerry's life.

I thought I was tripping when I saw in the thumbnail background that it was the canceled background. I was convinced tana was going to pop up randomly or something LMAO