"Bring on the steroids!" Is a quote I would've never thought would come out of Mumbo's mouth

@mdmahbubmorshed9829

4 жыл бұрын

I just want to say hi So hi

@jayseunglee1707

4 жыл бұрын

Ye! We all thought Mumbo was a very nice person and he's just cheating like hell lol!

@SuperDD101

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't need them I broke a world record finding gold the fastest on my channel.

@fuschkoppderechte1817

4 жыл бұрын

I got one world record to i can sleep for 20 hours

@fuschkoppderechte1817

4 жыл бұрын

Are twenty hours a world record

Steve can hold entire mountains in his back pocket but still can’t break any of these records without use of illegal substances

@fgvcosmic6752

4 жыл бұрын

Ever seen a weightlifter sprint? Steve is a pro weightlifter

@m3rl1n97

4 жыл бұрын

@Stop hating Aurescent gamez_ and become a fan! no

@user-lf9ne7hv7u

4 жыл бұрын

@Stop hating Aurescent gamez_ and become a fan! no

@Houtblokje

4 жыл бұрын

@Stop hating Aurescent gamez_ and become a fan! we all know that aurescent gamez_ is your alt account, so disappear and go actually EARN your subs

@Raf06.

4 жыл бұрын

Steve can throw a heavy trident over a mountain, but cant throw a stone more than 5 blocks

Imagine throwing something a full 23.1 meters and the next contestant walks up and just assembles some massive structure with moving parts and wires and weird slimy stuff and annihilates your record and the judges are like "cool"

@evihippogrief772

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, in real life you would think it would stick to the slimes

@gabrielbarros493

Жыл бұрын

@@evihippogrief772 In real life you would think "what the f*ck is that green thing?"

@evihippogrief772

Жыл бұрын

@@gabrielbarros493 Also that.

@saitama9994

11 ай бұрын

Its really quite simple

@eliza1498

4 ай бұрын

training your whole life to break a world record only to be thwarted by some mustachioed lunatic who starts constructing a towering glass spire covered in slime and Mystery Powder in plain sight of the contestants, the judges, and god himself

“I really hoped to do this without the use of illegal substances” -mumbo 2020 “Now that we know usain bolt use illegal substances to beat the world record” -also mumbo 2020

@lunna-moon

3 жыл бұрын

I want tell you something, and that was mumbo couldnt even beat the world record with illegal substance because 72 minutes in real life is 1 minutes in minecraft

@nyandoesthings

2 жыл бұрын

@@lunna-moon this is true but imagine how zooming you would be if they adjusted the player speed for that, lmao.

@BorchikYes

2 жыл бұрын

Bring on the steroids! Bring on all the steroids! -Mumbo

@lottib463

2 жыл бұрын

"Bring on the steroids! Bring on all the steroids"

Mumbo: *tries to beat the long jump world record* Also Mumbo: *flies away*

@dommonek

4 жыл бұрын

Lel

@jamzanijantan1271

4 жыл бұрын

Gliding is gliding Jumping is jumping Mumbo how you call gliding jumping?!?!

@pawnshifter6435

4 жыл бұрын

@@jamzanijantan1271 Jglide

@homosexualgayming9706

4 жыл бұрын

@@pawnshifter6435 Glumping

@randomsomewhat-kinda-quasi1065

4 жыл бұрын

Alternative; me during any tests that i have cheats for

interviewer: How did you manage to break 4 world records in less than 15 minutes? Mumbo Jumbo: *The secret ingredient is crime.*

@givemethatbean9684

4 жыл бұрын

- PtriXo - I don't know which one is the more curse comment

@zizo5349

4 жыл бұрын

@@inactive6200 ?

@kevinchen5167

4 жыл бұрын

@@josephbennett82 Thats great man, but what does it have to do with anything?

@Fujimokou985

4 жыл бұрын

@@kevinchen5167 he broke the record for compensating the most.

@theadventuresofmurray5136

4 жыл бұрын

No it’s not crime, it steroids

As someone who likes javelin, I feel it is my job to point out that you can't step over the line, so wait until it rains, then riptide back behind the line for the record.

@willchadburn7664

3 жыл бұрын

lol he cheated ( cause illegal steroids isn’t )

@TraverseIce

3 жыл бұрын

tbh if mumbo had just launched himself straight up in the air with the riptide (maybe a block backwards), he would've been high enough to throw it the required distance. This comment section is getting too geeky lol

@bigsmartfish

3 жыл бұрын

@@TraverseIce yeah that is true, just go up, throw it, then fall back, as long as you don't touch the ground after the line. and yeah, we are definitely too geeky and over-analysing this lol.

@liamengram6326

2 жыл бұрын

As someone who likes honesty, I feel it is my job to point out that a good chunk of Olympians are on PEDs. Hell, most countries that don't do extensive olympic trials to select athletes literally have protocols for when their athletes should start cycling off of each compound so they can get the most training benefit while still testing negative. And it isn't just weightlifters. Not all steroids are for strength or size. Many increase muscle endurance and decrease recovery time. But just as a famous example of how prevalent it is, it was either the 1992 or 1996 where a weightlifter who finished 9th ended up being awarded gold years later because all 8 of the people who placed ahead of him ended up having their samples test positive for "frankenstein cycles" that couldn't be tested for until the methods improved. Frankenstein cycles were basically where athletes loaded up with a ton of complimentary compounds like anavar, clenbutetol, dianabol, winstrol, etc... in lower doses to where they couldn't be detected individually, and there were no available biomarkers (at the time) indicating use - but they still got one hell of a benefit.

@pilotbug6100

Жыл бұрын

I like the ship yes there was one in history named Javelin a British J class Destroyer

“It’s still in keeping with regulations” Me: you just took multiple steroids, have a big magic fork, a pair of wings from space, and multiple black pearls that give you the power of teleportation

@themagicalonionfairy7455

2 жыл бұрын

by official olympics rules only one of those things is actually cheating

@kh6853

2 жыл бұрын

Space wings and magic forks aren't cheating?

@fake_d00f39

2 жыл бұрын

Not officially

@legendofFranktheTank

2 жыл бұрын

Also the trident should clearly have counted as javalin

@introvert9431

2 жыл бұрын

and a moustache

So for the WR you need: -Steroids -flying capes -More steroids -Magical Items -Cheating, a lot of cheating

@animationboy1565

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@shaheenatariqtariq2774

4 жыл бұрын

You forgot the whole machine

@shaheenatariqtariq2774

4 жыл бұрын

Mumbo in Olympics building whole machine "Is it cheating"

@tomatopotato1136

4 жыл бұрын

And even more steroids

@willemdevries5378

4 жыл бұрын

Seems reasonable

Alternative Title: Mumbo spends the entire episode justifying his clear and blatant cheating

@usedis5996

4 жыл бұрын

lol true

@alba4387

4 жыл бұрын

my guy literally using pistons

@dolly1338

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@danqxc2592

4 жыл бұрын

scp sl is betterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

@animationboy1565

4 жыл бұрын

H

Nobody: Mumbo: Shows up with 2 javelins to the javelin throw

@saltybonsai8369

2 жыл бұрын

One javelin is glowing*

@_dude208

2 жыл бұрын

And He Just YEETED himself with a javelin

Finally putting my math classes to use : im pretty sure 45° would beat the javelin record

@Nyerguds

3 жыл бұрын

Yea, 45 degrees will always get you the farthest.

@fred-ss4ym

3 жыл бұрын

45° is best if thrown from the floor, it was calculated that in Minecraft it is best to throw at about 41.5° as the projectile is not launched from the ground. Proof: kzread.info/dash/bejne/a4p9s9uGh6u5j84.html

@SkyHacker9

3 жыл бұрын

i learned the 45° thing from gym class for ball throwing

@Tushii

3 жыл бұрын

That's what I was thinking haha

@dragilionmt6445

3 жыл бұрын

I'm confused

Technically, you were shot putting a cubic meter of stone, which is pretty impressive no matter how you spin it

@thegamingsenator9401

3 жыл бұрын

Doctor X Awesome Stop-Motion I hadn’t thought of that

@libbyg7046

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I love this comment

@hugh4245

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I thought of that too That is a whole tonne

@unknowncaller2597

3 жыл бұрын

Woah

@Phoenix2.5D

3 жыл бұрын

You can do it with a solid block of gold too it’s crazy

"Sir, this is the olympics. Please hand over the blue pitchfork, steroids, and shiny pearls. Also, what the hell is that on your back, you're not a bird, this isn't marti gras."

@botmobile1350

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@sebastianjost

4 жыл бұрын

Great comment! You made me laugh :)

@PixelTK

4 жыл бұрын

"and take your red powder with you"

@redemerald7698

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@stanletters

4 жыл бұрын

Mardi* Gras has nothing to do with birds

Mumbo: *S P E E D* 1.16 Soul Speed enchantment: Hol' my beer.

@ruchakulkarni1576

2 жыл бұрын

Nanananana. Hol my netherite boots with soul speed

For the javelin, the results were: 30 degrees: ~84 blocks 25 degrees: ~77 blocks 40 degrees: ~87 blocks

Imagine some guy is about to do a long-jump but he starts accidentally flying away

@cosmo1248

4 жыл бұрын

I did a full-on evil cackle when I read this, thank you for making me laugh for the first time in days

@multiplebread90

4 жыл бұрын

He might be disqualified

@army6669990101

4 жыл бұрын

"well thats embarrassing. You guys shouldnt have seen that" - The guy that holds all the long jump world records. probably

@isoettes

4 жыл бұрын

Donald Trump "/gamemode survival". Also Donald Trump "/win election".

@arthurhearns1832

4 жыл бұрын

Ha ha in de chat

Mumbo: Bring on the steroids KZread: DEMONETIZED

@PompomYourkey

4 жыл бұрын

how is that getting demonized?

@poseidon8802

4 жыл бұрын

@@PompomYourkey dude... It was a joke. Steroids gets you disqualified and demonetisation is the equivalent of that

@hubbochan3555

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah stop piggybacking of a successful youtuber

@klaasmuller9663

4 жыл бұрын

Oof

@themanoftheexistent379

4 жыл бұрын

But COPPA...

"Do they have helium shorts?" - Mumbo Jumbo, 2020

@oldfrostikle

2 жыл бұрын

I was searching for this comment xD

mumbo: bring the steroids! me: here are the strongest steroids i found, sir: speed 255, leaping 255, riptide 37265

@mkDaniel

2 жыл бұрын

Leaping 255 glues you to the floor. It breaks at 128 if they did not fix it.

"Forty degrees seems way too vertical." Except for maximum distance with minimal drop off you should always launch ballistics at a 45° angle.

@noe9250

4 жыл бұрын

1invisible1lol1 ach, kinda, depending how you model it and what you’re launching

@Natertot.

4 жыл бұрын

If it was an ideal machine with no weight and no air resistance 45° would be best but we don't live in a perfect world now do we but who knows 45° might still be best in mc

@imdaworst1559

4 жыл бұрын

Odd Thomas imagine how big brain the developers of Mojang have to be to add air resistance and weight resistance on all the items in mc

@theomegatango

4 жыл бұрын

Only in the void

@Gouzation

4 жыл бұрын

Like if nerd

Mumbo: *uses tons of steroids to beat all the challenges* Everyone: *Enderpearl*

@exotium2765

4 жыл бұрын

I bet there is no rule prohibiting teleportation :P

@SpawnG2G

4 жыл бұрын

@@exotium2765 JUST teleportation, perfomace enhancing substances and machinery are cool :P

@spence-taku6063

4 жыл бұрын

Let's be honest mumbo would do that

@zeceprincess8210

4 жыл бұрын

@@spence-taku6063 kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZaiLrLuvcpPUgrA.html

I used to do a fair bit of track and field competitions and was actually not too bad at high jump, but I can confirm that seeing someone jump higher than their own height never stops looking impressive. Also, helium shorts will have me laughing for days now

"I was on the gym today thinking about Usain Bolt... As you do" Best quote of the vid and its within the first seven seconds

Swimming record: Exists. Mumbo: *GET THE STEROIDS READY*

@sethv5273

4 жыл бұрын

Also mumbo: someone get me some dolphins to hold captive

@jasondeng7677

4 жыл бұрын

pet dolphins

@kaja3932

4 жыл бұрын

Mumbo: soul speed on soul soil underwater

@nacl4988

4 жыл бұрын

Get the dolphin and boots

"I really hoped to do this without the use of illegal substances, but occasionally they are necessary."

@thebluebuilder

4 жыл бұрын

Well yes , They are really necesssary. How else are you going to *beathe* without them.

@18t32

4 жыл бұрын

@@thebluebuilder what?

@joshcarter2310

4 жыл бұрын

Oxygen nitrogen and carbon dioxide aren't illegal substances

@toebrother

4 жыл бұрын

@@joshcarter2310 Carbon dioxide is poisonous, though.

@urinesoakedtroglodyte5764

4 жыл бұрын

Toe Bro not illegal tho

to conclude: all athletes use swiftness or leaping potions

Mumbo Jumbo: "Well i count it" Random kid: "I WON" People: "You literaly flew in a plain and threw a stone out"

Mumbo a few weeks ago: 'I have never been in a gym' Mumbo now: 'So I was in the gym today thinking about working out but then playing sports in Minecraft instead

@andyloomis4095

4 жыл бұрын

no he said he's never been in a sauna

@manilovetherogue

4 жыл бұрын

Well of course hes now in a gym since he has built one

@derrickstorm6976

4 жыл бұрын

I think he meant he was in a gym in Minecraft

@iykigugu6798

4 жыл бұрын

@@derrickstorm6976 kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZaiLrLuvcpPUgrA.html

@AndresFlores-xp4so

4 жыл бұрын

His gym is the library The big brain gym

Nobody: Mumbo: Literally places a half meter tall block In front of high jump and walks across bar while on steroids. “Yeah that’s not cheating”

@asmarunnessa1235

4 жыл бұрын

You get a subscriber . Thanks for making me laugh

A bit of cheeky physics, projectiles always go the furthest when thrown at 45⁰ If you're interested, it's because the range is proportional to sin2x where x is the angle, hence it's value becomes maximum at 45⁰

@personperson5647

Жыл бұрын

Only applies to an object being thrown across a flat horizontal plane. The Minecraft character holds (and throws) the object from his hand, so the object has already been vertically displaced and the optimum angle ≠ 45. This is because the height where the object lands is ≈ 1m below where the object was thrown. The optimum angle is actually < 45, likely around 41, 42.

So Usain Bolt was actually a long line of redstone lamps all along.

Mumbo: *shoots himself into the air with a “javelin” and throws another one when he’s really high up in the air* Also Mumbo: “is that cheating? I don’t know if it’s cheating. I think it might be cheating”

@mastere6115

4 жыл бұрын

Tbh....if u think about it,that reptile is essentialy minecrafts version of running momentum, so if it was thrown before the line.....technically..... It's legal

@sebastianjost

4 жыл бұрын

@@mastere6115 He must land before the line too. So it's probably possible to use this technique, it's quite hard to pull off

I love how when he embarrassed himself and instead of editing it out he just keeps it in and said it was embarrassing

@lucfredrickson356

4 жыл бұрын

7:36

@alexrobson7010

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@nightmar3941

3 жыл бұрын

@That guy its for entertainment

@thejunkbot_78

3 жыл бұрын

true

@eternxlhaaris5811

Жыл бұрын

That is part of what makes him entertaining

Just goes to show how impressive these records are.

4:21 just imagine in the olympic long jump and the athlete just starts flying away

The accidental flying sent me and now I'm crying of laughter imagining somebody at the olympics accidentally floating away at the long jump

@shradgamer8116

4 жыл бұрын

Haha you got me

@ytuser4562

4 жыл бұрын

Now you’re not the only one!!

@ytuser4562

4 жыл бұрын

Lol! *insert asdf movie clip of guy floating away from a cliff*

@blcksvvan

4 жыл бұрын

I imagined a god who wants to live amongst the humans and he forgets that he's not allowed to fy

@gabrielramos3201

4 жыл бұрын

Remembers me that episode of the Simpsons when Homer jump off a cliff with a skateboard and failed miserably 😂

Ok but it's seriously so adorable how serious he actually gets about these the further into these he goes

@Mike-rz8qb

4 жыл бұрын

heckingsnek *Hecc* whats up?

@ddeokjinnie818

4 жыл бұрын

Snek

@ikeilledaguy4349

4 жыл бұрын

Snek is best pet

@Flash4ML

4 жыл бұрын

He’s not your Minecraft boyfriend

@eeeeeeeeeeeee9651

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mike-rz8qb the sky jk

Imagine your friend is going to do a long jump and accidentally just starts flying away

Real Athletes: work hard to beat records Mumbo: just uses potions and redstone and lots of illegal mechanics

“Beating world records in minecraft” if you weren’t crazy enough Mumbo

@TheUnderscore_

4 жыл бұрын

Sadly, this is true.

@DerpyDarky

4 жыл бұрын

Wonk Screws Up on the Internet wobba wobba

@Uhbaddydom

4 жыл бұрын

I was 420 like 😀

@monochromeart7311

4 жыл бұрын

Hai, Kazuma Desu! It's not like Mumbo is a Crazy Diamond.... Btw, where did you get that picture from?

@kingniggaz7760

4 жыл бұрын

@@monochromeart7311 kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZaiLrLuvcpPUgrA.html

There's one world record Mumbo will permanently have: Biggest Spoon

@c_watson5831

4 жыл бұрын

🖕

@TheNamesFathom

4 жыл бұрын

Make this the top comment.

@_xwhitec4961

4 жыл бұрын

@@c_watson5831 What is wrong with you bro

@c_watson5831

4 жыл бұрын

_xwhitec the fact that your replying to me “bro”

@c_watson5831

4 жыл бұрын

Marios Bairaktarhs and me going 🖕is a joke

Yes. You throw the "javelin" and hold on to it, flying in the air, throw another "javelin' and land without getting hurt. Yup that works.

Tbh i think that you should've just used the ender pearl for the shotput in the first place mumbo

Imagine just being at the Olympics and seeing some dude doing shotput with some redstone

@d3zz_439

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine there being olympics rn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Oscar-vs5yw

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine there's redstone in real life

@barriosheine

4 жыл бұрын

so he didint do the rocord, the permanet record should be Farthest Shotput: Redstone Dust ovw (overworld)

@_dude208

2 жыл бұрын

He just has a cannon

@wickedwong4057

Жыл бұрын

And with a three piece suit too!

Minecraft in real life: there’s a race and one guy cheats by using a potion of speed

@gagne6928

4 жыл бұрын

Aka cocaine

@kristalic

4 жыл бұрын

that's called performance enhancing drugs, kids!

@ddeokjinnie818

4 жыл бұрын

Uno Reverse Card

@manan-543

4 жыл бұрын

Gotta take those drugs. Those PEDs.

@tungstenelephant9849

4 жыл бұрын

Just take out the "a potion of" part

Nobody: Mumbo Jumbo: casually plays at 712 fps 8:48

Mumbo: *is literally playing a video game* Also Mumbo: “lemme just did the exact same thing and expect a different result.”

I never thought that I would hear the words “Bring on the steroids” in a Minecraft video

@purple8990

4 жыл бұрын

@Stop hating Aurescent gamez_ and become a fan! no

@obgaming6802

4 жыл бұрын

Just waiting for some remix...

@aendra6495

4 жыл бұрын

@Stop hating Aurescent gamez_ and become a fan! Mate, putting spam in random places in comment sections to beg for subs is not the way to build an audience. Most people who see it will be annoyed and people who do take pity and subscribe will most likely not watch any videos. It's annoying and ineffective.

@rudytheduck4776

4 жыл бұрын

small pp

@keaneelinon7729

4 жыл бұрын

LMAAOO

"So now that we've confirmed that Usian Bolt did in fact take tonnes of illegal substances to achieve his world record, its time to move on" - Mumbo 2020 I'm sorry but that was priceless 😂

@itsmarki8068

4 жыл бұрын

I believe its spelt R U Sane Mumbo? Like seriously people...

@rainespiano

4 жыл бұрын

Its Marki pffff-

@VeilOfTime

4 жыл бұрын

Not only that, I was laughing the hole video. It just made my day.

@kingniggaz7760

4 жыл бұрын

@@VeilOfTime kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZaiLrLuvcpPUgrA.html

@nick5075

4 жыл бұрын

*let's move on to the next one

Is it just me or does everytime Mumbo praise Usain Bolt just make him funnier. This video is a masterpiece.

4:22 his giggle after that is *priceless*

Nobody: Mumbo: bring on the steroids. Bring on all the steroids

@jake4243

4 жыл бұрын

Botmobile leave it to Wifies to make that

@conscious5122

4 жыл бұрын

Beat me to it

Mumbo: Takes out calculator in class to do the test really easy “Is that cheating? I don’t know if that’s cheating”

@lucaschan7491

4 жыл бұрын

In HK calculators are allowed

@Eric_The_Cleric

4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: it's a history exam.

@manan-543

4 жыл бұрын

Depends on where you live.

@kennkei1397

4 жыл бұрын

Also grades

@youriefavre9003

4 жыл бұрын

In Switzerland we are allowed to use them

4:33 Mumbo sounds like pyrocynical

I just watched a vid with his old intro, I’m overcome with depressing nostalgia.

"sir, we don't use interdimensional spheres or blue pitchforks for this sport..."

@mellowdie-deranged

3 жыл бұрын

woooow...

@parkchimmy8723

3 жыл бұрын

Or blocks of stone

@nex24_

3 жыл бұрын

"Oh, my bad."

@charliehe472

3 жыл бұрын

@@parkchimmy8723 Yeah, 1 cubic meter blocks, too.

@chocoshroom2926

3 жыл бұрын

Mumbo: wutdoyamean?

Poor mumbo, missed that one physics class and now doesn't know that the optimal angle when throwing your trident is 45º

@Green_Eclipse

4 жыл бұрын

Poor Ivo, missed that one physics class and now doesn't know that the initial height matters and the optimal angle is not always 45°.

@iykigugu6798

4 жыл бұрын

@@Green_Eclipse kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZaiLrLuvcpPUgrA.html

@nihitkhunteta6137

4 жыл бұрын

@@Green_Eclipse if we remove any air resistance which doesn't exist in Minecraft, optimal angle is 45°. But due to some distance between hand and head, the angle is slightly lesser than 45° in the game since the angle is calculated from eye level instead of hand level

@potatoyt1406

4 жыл бұрын

@@Green_Eclipse yeah, it's probably about 40-35, by throwing it at 45 you would be using some of your strength to make it go up instead of forward. Picture a ball going up at 45° and then falling down, tracing a line behind it, now imagine another one being thrown at 40° with the same strength, it will go slightly further, trust me, I'm an athlete.

@RiseInAfterlife

4 жыл бұрын

@Owen Luts Scicraft looking up from their Rng-Manipulating Circuit, shaking their head in utter disdain for casuals.

“Bring on all the steroids bring on all the steroids” 😂 😂 😂 And then he gets potion of leaping and swiftness lol

About the javelin throw, I don't know how it works in Minecraft, but in real life the optimal angle for throwing something as far as possible is exactly 45 degrees

Mumbo: *uses machines and steroids to beat records* “They must have done this too”

"Lets have at it!" *jumps half way* "Oh" .... .... .... "Bring on the illegal substances!"

4:41 that was mumbo talking?! lol it sounded more like an old woman

4:21 laughing unreasonably hard at this. you're watching a long jump competition and one of the competitors just fucking flies off

Mumbo: *Doing silly things whole week* Hermitcraft: *Am I a joke to you?*

@yoamal1187

4 жыл бұрын

The season is about to end any ways

@iykigugu6798

4 жыл бұрын

@@yoamal1187 kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZaiLrLuvcpPUgrA.html

BREAKING NEWS: KZread star Mumbo Jumbo accuses pro athletes of using illicit substances while doing actions such as the long jump or the 100 meter sprint, find out more on this developing story, right here on ZXPN (zloyxp news)

@emmettdja

4 жыл бұрын

Is there a record he can beat legitimately?

@sword_az_5847

4 жыл бұрын

Emmett Jaakkola He works out so maybe

@iykigugu6798

4 жыл бұрын

@@sword_az_5847 kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZaiLrLuvcpPUgrA.html

@Arnold-nm7hs

4 жыл бұрын

Griffith Barton lol

@sword_az_5847

4 жыл бұрын

İyki Gugu Screw off Guys don't click the link, he is advertising his video

"I was in the gym today, thinking about Usain Bolt like you do..." I totally agree...who doesn't think about Usain Bolt.

Mumbo: working out Also mumbo: MiNeCrAfT

Steve: *Yeets 1600 kilograms of stone a whopping two meters* Mumbo: 4:57

@zoot_the_axolotl8095

4 жыл бұрын

Steve is a god With gold blocks in shulkers, he can possibly lift the weight of earth itself

@ryanxin1848

4 жыл бұрын

Kurt Durham probably sets of parallel universes within parallel universes within...

@superewok063

4 жыл бұрын

8:45 wut

@MikoTheGamer

4 жыл бұрын

@@zoot_the_axolotl8095 Game Theory has actually calculated how much steve could lift

@TankleKlaus

4 жыл бұрын

@@MikoTheGamer That was before Shulkerboxes tho

“And with the shot put record being a pathetic-“ *I Died*

@TheBluePhoenix008

4 жыл бұрын

Need an ambulance?

@unbid1

4 жыл бұрын

I require life alert

@OrangeySnicket98

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, though, I'm pretty sure they don't shot putt a cubic meter of solid stone in the Olympics.

@manan-543

4 жыл бұрын

@@OrangeySnicket98 that's far from the point😒. It's a funny and silly video where mumbo is goofing about. And here he was being sarcastic. Please don't use logic in this too. Save it for something else.

@OrangeySnicket98

4 жыл бұрын

@@manan-543 You are quite correct; it is just a silly video. My humor is simply dry. I promise, that was intended as a joke, not as logical.

5:32 illegal substance: vertical redstone

@meable3763

3 жыл бұрын

Vertical redstone exists in normal Minecraft, you just have to be smart with glass

Alternate title: Mumbo tries to explain how he is not cheating in the Olympics

mumbo: "you can just go bonk" Also mumbo: *smacks his head on the bar* *that's what i call a bonk xD*

@willemdevries5378

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for making me laugh

@R_-qs4fo

4 жыл бұрын

this should legit get more likes

4:52 "This should be easy!" He may not have thrown 23 meters, but he threw a square meter of stone 2 meters with one hand!

@IcicleFurry

4 жыл бұрын

and that square meter of stone is compressed down to a square decimeter, making it even more dense that it already is..

@obliteratordeathcon4456

4 жыл бұрын

you mean cube meter.... it's a cube not a square . so it's ^3 not ^2

@Oscarous64

4 жыл бұрын

@@obliteratordeathcon4456 yes

@ketsu9670

4 жыл бұрын

@@obliteratordeathcon4456 you mean cubic meter

4:31 This had me crying LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

I timed the 100m sprint. 5 times. Attempt 1: 9.00s Attempt 2: 8.94s Attempt 3: 8:90s Attempt 4: 8.95s Attempt 5: 8.98s Average: 8.95s(New WR by 0.59 s)

Just to clear up, the record in Javelin once was over 100 meters, but they changed the weight distribution of the javelin because they thought it was too dangerous

It's one thing to call Usain Bolt a madman for his skills It's another thing to ask him *You Sane, Bolt?* OK I'll show myself out

@kruparamsubrahmanian7290

4 жыл бұрын

xD

Mumbo... A smart redstone guy... Launches a projectile at 30° ,20° and 40° Not knowing that the max range of projectiles are achieved at 45°... Its simple physics...

@personperson5647

Жыл бұрын

Only applies to an object being thrown across a flat horizontal plane. The Minecraft character holds (and throws) the object from his hand, so the object has already been vertically displaced and the optimum angle ≠ 45. This is because the height where the object lands is ≈ 1m below where the object was thrown. The optimum angle is actually < 45, likely around 41, 42.

somehow this video actually puts into perspective how INSANE these records are better than anything else has managed to. also long jump for sliding (as someone who's long jumps were ruined by falling a lot) wherever your feet FIRST touch the ground is what counts (not where you stumble-slide-fall on your face). so- ignoring the magic space wings- you beat the record

“Bring on the steroids! Bring on all the steroids.” I died of laughter

@unnamedcreature4046

4 жыл бұрын

Mustash_wolf get the healing and regeneration we have a dead body

@bawicz0

3 жыл бұрын

Why are people liking this? He already died so he couldn't check

@kshitizplays5305

3 жыл бұрын

Me toi

@ronialdrichjovedb.blanco8778

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@op_gamerytz9556

2 жыл бұрын

how could you comment here if u are die?

8:43 this is painful how does mumbo not know that 45 degrees is the best angle for throwing anything

@Milanutje

4 жыл бұрын

In Minecraft, it's actually a bit less, because you don't throw from your feet :)

@pnelly_cj

4 жыл бұрын

@@Milanutje The angle is from the eyes

@Milanutje

4 жыл бұрын

@@pnelly_cj Yes, and thus, the optimal throwing angle is about 37.5°.

@pnelly_cj

4 жыл бұрын

@@Milanutje It makes sense, but where does the feet come into play? The trident doesn't come from your feet in-game. EDIT: It's where it lands I see, the mention of feet just threw me off course. It's because the object doesn't start at the ground.

@Milanutje

4 жыл бұрын

@@pnelly_cj Yeah, I could've worded it better

honestly this video just highlights how impressive the world records actually are

mumbo: *can’t beat the world record* Also mumbo: BrINg IN ThE StErOIdS

Do a part 2! This is brilliant . swimming record, horse riding record, rowing record

@aquamaryne9184

4 жыл бұрын

Yesss

@aquamaryne9184

4 жыл бұрын

Horse riding would be fun

@arfsnmdgn9271

4 жыл бұрын

@@aquamaryne9184 kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZaiLrLuvcpPUgrA.html

@Siebje

4 жыл бұрын

@@arfsnmdgn9271 this is going to be that mortal kombat E video right... Edit: oh well it is mortal combat but not the E video

@eri_berri

4 жыл бұрын

Yass

2:01 “I was really hoping to do this without the use of illegal substances.” FBI OPEN UP

@hungyuwan7292

4 жыл бұрын

KeeganS1 HAHA

@tcross9231

4 жыл бұрын

You will be disqualified if you use the ones not allowed in sports rules. Edit:Most of the “illegal substances” are legal for general use, such as steroids.

@doctormemeable3684

4 жыл бұрын

@@tcross9231 r/whoooosh + ok boomer

@zedpwner

4 жыл бұрын

@@doctormemeable3684 neither of those were funny

@arfsnmdgn9271

4 жыл бұрын

@@zedpwner kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZaiLrLuvcpPUgrA.html

Technically there's no rule in high jump against touching the bar - you only fail if it falls off *while* you're still on the mat (leaving the mat ends your turn). It's just that it's basically impossible to touch the bar without knocking it off, and very difficult to leave the mat quickly enough to use that as any kind of loophole. That said, I think managing to walk on the bar without knocking it off would be more impressive than any jump. Sources: I'm a former competitive athlete.

I really love your minecraft videos, you have a great perspective. Keep up the great work.

“The record has been broken, I repeat, the guy has flown away”

The title should have been : “Using Legal Steroids to beat world records”

@HifumiAjitani

4 жыл бұрын

They are illegal

@s.c.p.foundation901

3 жыл бұрын

@@HifumiAjitani woosh

@dreae4531

3 жыл бұрын

Sad. Ghost fuck off

@legendarytat8278

3 жыл бұрын

*“legal”*

@brenthamilton990

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

I wonder how easy he thought this challenge would be compared to how hard it really is

Jumbo: BRING ALL THE STEROIDS!!! minecraft: *gives speed and jump boost*

Steve: Goes to the olympics, flies with his javelin to throw another javelin farther Judges: *wait, that’s illegal*

@Gabriel-se6tj

3 жыл бұрын

Steve: Throw a whole house standing still* Physics: Wait, *that's illegal*

@FireFoxie1345

2 жыл бұрын

Dirt: falls Steve: wait, that’s illegal

4:21 is the highlight of your youtube career for sure

@thewanderinggamer1369

3 жыл бұрын

He just went nope.

I read the title and thought you'd be breaking Minecraft records like biggest redstone contraption or redstone house but no..... But the video I got was way funnier than the one I was expecting hahaha I love you

This whole video is such a joy! I love how Mumbo is so well-known in the redstone community but he doesn’t take himself seriously at all ;].

“Because bOnK! Oh that’s embarrassing that’s so embarrassing” I died

5:42 "I do have HIGH hopes" Munbo Jumbo-2020

@hashmihashmi4806

4 жыл бұрын

High high hopes for a living

@user-uz2qz6wu9c

4 жыл бұрын

Was that a pun? :D

@hashmihashmi4806

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-uz2qz6wu9c honestly idk but thought should turn it into one.:D

@user-uz2qz6wu9c

4 жыл бұрын

@@hashmihashmi4806 lol

@emmettdja

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes

This was honestly one of the silliest BUT ALSO one of the mist funny videos you have 🤣🤣

Love this laid back style :)