Batman really just said “You don’t know the streets like I do”

@mackdaddydeathjam

Жыл бұрын

He a real one

@leviacronym6770

Жыл бұрын

He ain't wrong

@doctorchaotic3415

Жыл бұрын

He's like Franklin in GTA 5. Hes from the streets but rich.

@10KC20MG

Жыл бұрын

Which is funny cos of how inefficient it is to just beat up every bum and crook on the street instead of actually solving the core issues of his city, let alone the world. The issues with Gotham stem from both magic and politics.

@nkemnoraulmanfredini7286

Жыл бұрын

@@10KC20MG batman literally fights crime and evil everywhere.

Batman literally told them to touch grass.

@torad_2120

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@cdog157

Жыл бұрын

And then instantly goes to the magic person that he knows because he just wanted to look cool!

@tristenbailey8442

Жыл бұрын

​@Craig Nielsen who wouldn't want to go to Zatanna, homie?

@avidbatmanenjoyer2001

Жыл бұрын

Touch sidewalk

@kiyoupon

Жыл бұрын

That's dishonored right? Your pfp

Bro really said: "You ain't from the hood"

@patstarfish9514

10 ай бұрын

Could you please tell me the name of this show and what network it’s on?

@tomislavmajer2905

10 ай бұрын

@@patstarfish9514 Justice League Dark, it's animated movie.

@patstarfish9514

10 ай бұрын

@@tomislavmajer2905 thank you

@ThatOneOddGuy

9 ай бұрын

Say my name Say it

@keithmays8076

9 ай бұрын

​@@ThatOneOddGuy"BlackMan."

"He's even friendlier than they say." If this isn't a sarcasm worthy of Alfred Pennyworth, I don't know what is.😅

@keithpace9870

10 ай бұрын

Alfred liked the comment.

@Christall5

10 ай бұрын

John Stewart cant speak without being sarcastic

@reyhansheik1347

8 ай бұрын

what is this series called? and where can i watch it?

@MoreThanACasualFan

7 ай бұрын

@@reyhansheik1347 This is Justice League: Dark. its apart of the DCAMU, you can find a watch order from there

@umershamsher1990

7 ай бұрын

​@@reyhansheik1347 it's a movie Justice League: Dark

To his defense, he deals with scarecrow on a regular basis

@ToiletEploder712

Жыл бұрын

How is that magic

@spy948

Жыл бұрын

​@@ToiletEploder712the patern fits nightmare visions before the incident thing scarecrow does

@dagger_1

Жыл бұрын

​@@ToiletEploder712the comment is suggesting that ppls influences can be due to scientific reasons as seen with Scarecrow who uses chemicals. Therefore batman is more likely to think of other ways thanks science

@stephoncox5778

Жыл бұрын

@@ToiletEploder712 the point of the scene was him saying it didn't need to be magic. Scarecrow's whole gimmick is him using gas (science) to make people see frightening things in order to have them hurt themselves or others. Ofcourse batman doesn't automatically assume magic, because scarecrow may have developed a global fear gas.

@KD6-3005

Жыл бұрын

​@@stephoncox5778 wouldn't be his MO. So maybe thinking about if he sold it to someone or it was stolen

If there is one billionaire that can claim he knows the streets, that's Batman.

@isaacphillips2002

Жыл бұрын

Streets to him are a choise. He doesn’t REALLY know the streets!

@superzrod7723

Жыл бұрын

Bruce Wayne but yeah

@carinhatube3727

Жыл бұрын

​​@@isaacphillips2002*He certainly knows more than you.*

@isaacphillips2002

Жыл бұрын

@@carinhatube3727 ofc ofc

@nitrokid

10 ай бұрын

Streets, alleyways, rooftops, sewers, Batman knows them all.

I felt that when John was like "The one time I fill in for Jordan..." I know that pain of filling in someone's shift only to have to deal with some crazy shit during the shift that should have been theirs. Lol

@Spartan10152

10 ай бұрын

Same, back when I worked at McDonald's, I had fo fill in for someone else's shift, along with mine. I worked 8 12 hour shifts in 2 weeks

@llamaeatataco

10 ай бұрын

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

@Nizzumnuts

9 ай бұрын

​@@Spartan10152on the bright side you made some more money

@Nizzumnuts

9 ай бұрын

​@@Spartan10152on the bright side you made some more money

@jordancambridge4106

6 ай бұрын

Sorry there was a hot piece of alien ass on Zalbarian Prime 12.

Damn Batman, he doesn’t kill,, but he leaves you worst than death with words.

@brianjohnson5272

9 ай бұрын

😂 who says, that burn kills me!

@TheHoneycomb5

6 ай бұрын

I notice that he's the only one I know never killed anyone. Superman, on the other hand, had to be glad to kill regardless of whether it's family

@DaddywithdaD

6 ай бұрын

Series name please

@josephdent6825

5 ай бұрын

@@DaddywithdaDJustice League Dark it’s a movie

@King_of_Blue-Eyes

Ай бұрын

Source?

One of the reason why Batman respected Flash. Is because he spent most of his time in the streets.

@Lee-_.

Жыл бұрын

Running on them

@Jojo_D_Northstar

Жыл бұрын

@@Lee-_. wrong speed based character

@AdrienRBLX

Жыл бұрын

Amen

@jeliostenjin

Жыл бұрын

Dude literally can't fly wth💀

@alexgonzalez5576

Жыл бұрын

@@jeliostenjin if flash wanted to he can run on clouds

Batman basically told them they ain't hood enough 😂

“The one week I fill in for Jordon…” 🤣

“The one week I fill in for Jordan” lmao

@ChaosSamurai

Жыл бұрын

„It can’t be some hairy ass monster“ lol

@darshanudupa3067

Жыл бұрын

Tha reason is Hal Jordan turned evil and John Stewart killed him and took his place. This is from Movie- Beware of My Powers

@matthewpoole2700

Жыл бұрын

​@@darshanudupa3067 the scene in this video is from a different universe so that has nothing to do with this

@Israel-Hands

Жыл бұрын

​@@matthewpoole2700 you know he had to try to slurp a little bit of clout 😄

@monsemaniaa

Жыл бұрын

What show is this? Different universe as JLU? New Fan

If Batman were a pimp, his motto would be "the streets need me"

@ryanrodriguez7664

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@cherokeesangma6324

Жыл бұрын

He is a pimp of terror

@itumelengmotsusi3442

Жыл бұрын

Was it wildn'out cast that said that?😂

@Maia3311

Жыл бұрын

Well, he has a brunch of sexy dudes, that obeys him😂and they go to streets all nights in strange cloth and do dangerous things out of law, and constantly get beaten. So it's much like a pimp, but without payment and sex. Well, ussialy 😂 And they also have nicknames😂

@mr.mcnerdo

10 ай бұрын

He couldn’t be a pimp; he respects women too much. Remember Batman Begins? He does dumb stuff with vapid women but he probably doesn’t actually sleep with them; he just builds up his reputation as a playboy to keep people thinking he doesn’t have enough moral fiber to be Batman. French Talia was the only woman he had *KNOWN* in that series.

You gotta remember that Batman is the type of guy who will buy an entire club just to humiliate his rude annoying friends

@DimRadiance

10 ай бұрын

He was the rude one here For no reason too He knows its magic and consults with magicians immediately after this

@johnbrick6934

10 ай бұрын

"Rude" is subjective, And as far as I'm concerned, He was not rude, He was direct.

@xxACIDVIRUSxx

10 ай бұрын

@@johnbrick6934 Let me guess you identified as one of the other thousands of nouns other than male and female.

@johnbrick6934

10 ай бұрын

@@xxACIDVIRUSxx I'm a male & I'm simply disagreeing with his comment, that's all

@xxACIDVIRUSxx

10 ай бұрын

@@johnbrick6934 You have the right to disagree, it is your prerogative but that doesn’t mean you’re right. Just because I don’t like what you said, it doesn’t mean you can’t say it, so yes I do believe in freedom of speech, but it doesn’t mean I’ll agree with you👍

Imagine a billionaire telling a group of working class people to be more down to earth

@manchannel7003

10 ай бұрын

John Stewart is an architect, diana is a princess and clark Kent is a reporter.

@eu29lex16

10 ай бұрын

Most billionaire have to know the earth works, at least to a point, if they wanna remain rich.

@Pagliacci_Rex

10 ай бұрын

​@@eu29lex16not true. With enoug money you can live off investment returns and interests.

@eu29lex16

10 ай бұрын

@@Pagliacci_Rex So you have to know how things work to know how and when and what to invest in, you goof.

@Pagliacci_Rex

10 ай бұрын

@@eu29lex16 no, you don't.

I mean he's got a point. In Gotham knights Harley Quinn managed to turn a whole slew of law-abiding citizens into villains just by promising them something that would change their lives for the better and they fell for it completely.

@lmboywonder

Жыл бұрын

That was Gotham knights you was close tho

@Godofawesome16

Жыл бұрын

Gotham Knights. but you are right. basically controlled them

@Rin-vh9so

Жыл бұрын

Cheeks?🤨

@spuhgeddy1084

Жыл бұрын

So like hitler?

@ziompn9647

Жыл бұрын

​@@spuhgeddy1084 A terrible thought came to me, what if hitler was in the dc universe and had some power

I love how this animated universe has always been the Constantine-verse

@ionicblitz

Жыл бұрын

Wait what

@liv_kalsit4368

Жыл бұрын

@@ionicblitzbasically if anything to do with magic and demons it’s a Constantine thing for this universe

@yhray4511

Жыл бұрын

💀🧢💀💀💀

@bernardopicorelli2369

Жыл бұрын

hes one of the best dc characters imo

@Shiirya

Жыл бұрын

there is also zatania but yeah pretty much all constantine and im cool with it, line when there is alien batman or maybe green lantern are allways there

In Batman's defence, that sounded like Scarecrow bullshit

@flaming_sting5451

5 ай бұрын

but it wasn't it was from a dark wizard (this movie is justice league dark)

"He's even friendlier than they say" 💀 true

@chetanwarrior3338

Жыл бұрын

Movie name plz

@reece10-

Жыл бұрын

@@chetanwarrior3338 justice league war

@MighTy2209

Жыл бұрын

@@chetanwarrior3338 Justice League Dark

@acesandjacks7241

Жыл бұрын

@@chetanwarrior3338 justice league death. Jk I’m just going along with the theme. I think it’s justice league dark

@TheOGslime

Жыл бұрын

U said 100k with no vids soo I subbed

“U don’t know the streets like I do cuh”

@erinboateng5961

9 ай бұрын

Dude i cackled reading this....... I never cackle

@PASSWORD323

3 ай бұрын

We need to find gojo-cuh

"These crimes were committed by law abiding citizens." Isn't everyone a law abiding citizen before they commit their first crime?

@maximnikolaev6627

Жыл бұрын

Think they mean accidental rather than intentional crimes, similar to how many times superman has been both brainwashed and mind-controlled and yet isn't considered a villain at that point.

@inksans9700

Жыл бұрын

​@@maximnikolaev6627what is the name of the movie

@serialkiller928

Жыл бұрын

​@@inksans9700 Series name???

@abdallahel-terry1263

Жыл бұрын

​@@serialkiller928 justice League dark

@meowcow21

Жыл бұрын

Well crimes are also commited by serial offenders

"it must be magic" "I'd like to introduce you to scarecrow."

@dionjaywoollaston1349

6 ай бұрын

“And I’d like to introduce you to zattana and doctor fate, what do you mean you know them and have them on speed dial?”

@aurorialgaming1935

5 ай бұрын

​@@dionjaywoollaston1349I think he goes to Zatana after this scene 😂

@dionjaywoollaston1349

5 ай бұрын

@@aurorialgaming1935 I know I was making a joke in response to the first comment

@aurorialgaming1935

5 ай бұрын

@@dionjaywoollaston1349 Oh I noticed lol, I may have tapped the wrong post I can't remember atm.

It’s ironic considering batsy has at least three magic users on speed dial: zatanna, doctor fate and the one who can transform into a demon that rhymes

@pommel8263

Ай бұрын

That’s Jason Blood, the demon’s name is Etrigan

"He's even friendlier than they say" Naaw 💀💀💀💀

Batman: “The criminally insane don’t need magic as an excuse” Cursed city with the natural force of evil manifesting itself as a clown multiple times at the same time all the time: “Hold my beer...”

@reallynigga8152

Жыл бұрын

Lmao Wtf r these comments, what r u trying to say? Because Joker is criminally insane, not inhabited by some “dArK eViL fOrCe”, im just coming across a lot of comments that aren’t exactly making too much sense, & it’s kinda startn to get to me at this point😂

@Dualbladedscorpion7737

Жыл бұрын

"HOLD MY BEER BATSIE" *"AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"*

@nkemnoraulmanfredini7286

Жыл бұрын

Batman fights crime and evil everywhere, not just in one place.

@heavyhauler426

Жыл бұрын

WHERE'S MA GODDAMN ELECTRIC CAR BRUCE!?

@tsnoob4669

Жыл бұрын

Simon Hurt, Dr Gotham, Barbatos: Hold out beer please.

"Magic as an excuse" He says to Wonder Woman, Champion of the Greek Gods and weilder of enchanted relics.

@Skoora

Жыл бұрын

And she was molded from clay by her Mother and given life by the Gods…lol

@nobaruaudios3789

11 ай бұрын

Batman was on copium right here

@josegonzales9169

11 ай бұрын

Yeah but what was the whole reverse thing after he said John Constantine?

@nobaruaudios3789

11 ай бұрын

@@josegonzales9169 kzread.info/dash/bejne/p22hpZqphpTOnJc.html

@danielcesar664

10 ай бұрын

​@@Skooraher mother broke the mold on her

He didn’t roast them, he lightly browned them.

Dr Fate:🗿

Gotham: *starts getting nightmare visions* Hm, must be a Thursday.

@MariaCruz-cn6qm

Жыл бұрын

You mean a Tuesday

@TipoIrritable

11 ай бұрын

Superman > Batman. Superman’s IQ > Batman’s Superman’s Symbol > Batman’s

@bobakat

11 ай бұрын

​@@TipoIrritablewho tf asked the og comment was abt scarecrow

@rainbowrose8802

6 ай бұрын

At this point they're immune and can produce vaccine

Batman literally said "you ain't know where IM from"

@adaman.shr.3538

Жыл бұрын

imagine being a farm boi and a police officer's adopted kid and being told this by a rich boi who is asshole just because he couldn't go to therapy.

@lolno6975

Жыл бұрын

​@@adaman.shr.3538 you gonna sit here and say that Superman is more in touch with humanity than Batman? You stupid stupid

@gamer1303

Жыл бұрын

​@@adaman.shr.3538 seriously

@TipoIrritable

11 ай бұрын

Superman > Batman. Superman’s IQ > Batman’s Superman’s Symbol > Batman’s

@lordmahesh7501

10 ай бұрын

@@TipoIrritable Batman's symbol > Superman's

Batman: "I'm going to be confidently and condescendingly incorrect about a very obvious problem"

@themandeedubs

7 ай бұрын

Batman is always right, even when he’s wrong

@flaming_sting5451

5 ай бұрын

@@themandeedubs can u put a pin comment of the movie name so those who wanna watch it know where this is from

Batman: makes wrong judgement. YT shorts: Batman Roasts Justice League 😱

@airraverstaz

Жыл бұрын

Literally. And the usual stans can all "see what he's saying!" As opposed to using some basic common sense or even considering that MAYBE Batman isn't always fucking right.

@bashy_07

2 ай бұрын

@@airraverstaznah bruh, Batman always right, 100% of the time.

That lantern legit just called them out he said "Bats you're being too nice" Also holy shit 4.2k likes In 12 hours thanks guys!

@swagninja_2142

Жыл бұрын

"That lantern"? John Stewart

@lahkooky504westside3

Жыл бұрын

​@@swagninja_2142 "John stewart"? That lantern

@ricckishi167

Жыл бұрын

No he didn't 🤣 bruh just hear want he want to John Stewart obviously was being sarcastic

@reallynigga8152

Жыл бұрын

@@ricckishi167 lol Wtf is your English bruh, try doing a recheck over your comment, it’ll save alot of ppl the confusion of what u were actually trying to say

@ghettolicerx2

Жыл бұрын

​@@swagninja_2142 he did not want to say the black one. Because u might got confused because there is a black lantern core

The only Guy BATMAN respect is JOHN CONSTANTINE.

@angelo08280

Жыл бұрын

*Alfred, His Robins, and Flash

@milomorgan2107

Жыл бұрын

He also doesn't respect John. He just knows John is useful when it comes to the paranormal and magic.

@milajvde

Жыл бұрын

Batman respects Alfred and Flash too

@draconicdemigod9696

Жыл бұрын

Dr. Fate, Zatanna, and Jason Blood are people he seeks when dealing mystic threats as well, but New 52 wants to give Constantine some spot light because he's more new. Batman actually respects everyone in the league both in movies and comics.

@sptflcrw8583

Жыл бұрын

Bruh what the hell are you talking about he respects everyone in the league

Except they were right. And to challenge their sincerity because the threats they deal with aren't ground level is sanctimonious at best and stupid at worst.

@midgetydeath

2 сағат бұрын

No. He provided a contact for solving the magic situation and you’re completely ignoring that. His point, though, was that they immediately jumped to a supernatural cause without even trying to consider the bajillion other possibilities.

I like how Batman speaks the language of Zatana

Batman learned a low level magic spell, he knows it exists in their world. He just hates it.

@tonythetwitch5813

10 ай бұрын

What was the spell?

@chaosmaker3511

10 ай бұрын

​@@tonythetwitch5813 The spell was ligma

@jeremiahbristow7609

10 ай бұрын

​​@@chaosmaker3511ligma? What does ligma do?

@chaosmaker3511

10 ай бұрын

​​@@jeremiahbristow7609 *LIGMA* *BALLS* !

@s.nifrum4580

9 ай бұрын

@@jeremiahbristow7609 I don’t know what worse the fact that you fell for that or the fact that the other guy didn’t finish the joke

Batman: Magic? Ha! Bullsh!t. Also Batman: *spends the next several days ears deep in magic leading a team of sorcerers *

@lumpofdirt69

10 ай бұрын

Yep. He didn't want to reveal the existence of the dark team in case the league became a threat.

@Amdragfan2

10 ай бұрын

@@lumpofdirt69Good point 😮

@osejeomizegba505

10 ай бұрын

He was leading anything, he was following John Constantine like a sock puppet

it probably would hit harder if Batman had been right lmao

@fletchershepherd7039

7 ай бұрын

He wasn't right?.

@user-kq5ci7ol8o

4 ай бұрын

​@@fletchershepherd7039 Nope, it was all magic, completely magic, in fact, Batman after this goes and asks his magic friends for clues and they claim it was magic, honestly Batman being so rude and dismissive of magic as even a possibility here, is kind of odd given the clues and knowledge they know at the time, and funny given how wrong he is

I've never seen this particular one, but I feel like Batman is ignoring the Flash in this conversation.

@murphylounge4326

4 ай бұрын

@ShadyDoorags does the flash fly?

the John Constantine part lmao, that's a brilliant edit

What was the rewind? Why did Batman go back on his initial recommendation?

@statesidekarma7240

Жыл бұрын

I think it has something to do with mentioning constantine?

@WhiteFireTheDragon

Жыл бұрын

​@@statesidekarma7240 Care to expand?

@nurmashtok4935

Жыл бұрын

I think its because batman didn't want the justice league on the case, cos he solved it on his own with Constantine

@WhiteFireTheDragon

Жыл бұрын

@@nurmashtok4935 So, reversing time?

@polarphy

Жыл бұрын

It's an edit, he didn't mention the constantine line in the original

Batman just wants magic to be the last answer they look for, but Bruce sometimes the obvious answer can be correct.

I need to speak to green lanterns barber

"These crimes were committed by law abiding citizens." Dude needs to look up what law abiding means. Edit: yes I know the context behind the scene, I've seen the movie. It's a joke.

@BiggusDekus

Жыл бұрын

Well if you watched the movie you would probably understand the situation but don’t bother it isn’t really that good in my opinion

@gurglequeen433

Жыл бұрын

@@BiggusDekus I have watched the movie, I know the context, I was just being sarcastic.

@DaveytheFurry

Жыл бұрын

frfr

@jyotisapkota5028

Жыл бұрын

He said abiding not avoiding

@bakwd.s

Жыл бұрын

​@@jyotisapkota5028 he knows what he said shut up

The funniest part is that he was wrong

@RisingPapa_

Жыл бұрын

And he was the one who actually fixed it

@bensgalley1368

Жыл бұрын

Well no he wasn't wrong he just didn't want to jump on the bandwagon without proof. It's the detective in him

@zinkheroofyoutube8004

Жыл бұрын

@@bensgalley1368 Eh, more the paranoid man in him, or I guess just him since that’s all he is

@bensgalley1368

Жыл бұрын

@@zinkheroofyoutube8004 still point is he wanted solid facts not theory's. To quote Sherlock Holmes. "You should always gather facts before finding theory's. Elseways you'll look for facts that suit theory's instead of theory's to suit facts

@wardencatrameowmeowapplesa904

Жыл бұрын

Actually he was insinuating the justice league shouldn't only get out of bed for massive problems, hence why he said they should be ON the streets instead of flying OVER them. Because he spends like every night fighting crime in every corner of Gotham no matter how petty or large the crime is, not just focusing on the big stuff. In short he said "I've got shit to do, I don't have time for this. It's a problem, but one of many."

that rich coming form the guy that going to create a team full of magic user hero. you know something is up when batman walk out of the room and start doing his own shit

As a dane, I'm just offended that they didn't bother drawing Denmark above Germany, West of Sweden on their worldmap 😢🇩🇰

Wonder Woman: Bats, we all got possessed by a demon last year. Is it really out of the question something like that is happening again?

@mrmacross

Жыл бұрын

Right? It's like they threw out character development and stuck with the character tropes.

it's understandable for batman to say that cause he's more in science

@Gration_

Жыл бұрын

He's literally talking to 2 aliens, a cyborg, An Atlantean (Has to be some type of magic), a scientific oppsie, a guy with an alien ring, and an Amazonian who also has powers based in magic. Lets not forget the fucking BIRD GUY. Science is great, but it's obviously not the end all be all.

@Just_Dova

Жыл бұрын

​@@Gration_ I hate when they write Bats as a magic denier, its dumb. He was trained in the art of escape by an actual Magician He was partially trained by Ra's al ghul who uses a magical pit of green liquid to stay alive He is close personal friends with Zatanna He usually has 3 magic/magic based teammates on the JL Its just dumb when they write him like that.

@nickieBurke

Жыл бұрын

I don't know if batman is entirely denying magic in this scene He could be factoring in the fact that superman and a good chunk of them are weak to magic, and in order to compensate for the fact that Constantine is a tricky mf, going to see him on his own. I might be stupid tho

@Just_Dova

Жыл бұрын

@@nickieBurke Thats good way to look at it

@OM19_MO79

Жыл бұрын

More like he’s more into insane obsession with guilt for making his parents take him to watch an old movie and having them killed and the delusion of moral ultra-superiority.

one thing i really liked about the Snyder Cut. are the scenes when the team would wear normal clothes when not in combat i liked that, it showed that their costumes were battle suits.

How are there 4 incidents in Greenland but only 1 in the UK…

It’s funny how they always get Constantine because if dr fate gets involved then it’s over immediately😂

@chronosmyth2106

Жыл бұрын

John Constantine is meant for most forms of magic usually to do with demonic origin. Zantana is a bit of a jack of all trades. She is good for most magic situations but compared to other JL magic users she is kinda meh. Then you have Dr Fate. He is the one JL goes to to seal shit away.

Billionaire claiming he's from the hood 😭😭😭

@thesleepparalysisdemonon

Жыл бұрын

Bruh HE LEGIT SPENDS EVERY NIGHT IN THE STREETS BEATING UP INSANE CLOWNS MUTATED HUMAN And more

@ArtuMormar

Жыл бұрын

He spent a couple years living in the streets, like a homeless person. Most billionaires were poor, we know its not his case but u get the point.

@TheUncivilizedNation

Жыл бұрын

He’s down there every night running hands with Thugs to Supervillains. He ain’t from the Hood he runs the Hood

@jesuszamora7419

Жыл бұрын

I had that same thought lol but this is batman. He grew up in Gotham so it balances out🤷‍♂️

@eyetoeyez411

Жыл бұрын

Spends 99% of his time on the streets and 1% of his time in his mansion. But okayy.

All it ever takes is a few words to plunge paradise into chaos.

Bro fr said "Y'all ain't been in the hood like me." 😂

Batman really said, “I’m from the streets”

I mean, on one hand, magic is definitely a plausible explanation given that it actually exists in their world. On the other, Batman regularly fights Scarecrow who uses chemicals to induce fearful hallucinations in his victims causing mass hysteria across a large number of persons at a time. It could be one or the other or possibly both is all I’m saying.

@Pr0fessorB1ble

Жыл бұрын

yeah i feel like he’s also open to it being magic and knows that’s a possibility but he also knows that all the other goofy goobers in the room don’t spend much time on the streets so they’re quick to say it’s magic cus it’s all they can think of. Batman, however, knows better.

@rodan9773

Жыл бұрын

​@@Pr0fessorB1ble Hahahaha Bataman knows shit. All he ever dose is beat up Criminals who he makes in to Criminals y letting Joker and the rest destroy anynother work nearly and jump from roof top to roof top. The others know people better and know when its Magic unlike Batboy.

@someguy3763

Жыл бұрын

@@rodan9773 Nah man that’s just wrong, he’s more experienced with paranormal stuff than anyone in that room. Ra’as Al Ghul, the LITERAL Dracula, Grundy, Clayface, Mad Monk are just a few villains he fought with supernatural/paranormal abilities. Constantly hooks up with Zatanna and was taught escape artistry by Zatara, who are both magic users. Often teams up with John Constantine for demon/spooky detective shenanigans. Not to mention that Gotham itself is a catalyst for a lot of paranormal stuff and he’s sure as heck done research on all of it.

@calebrichardson5259

Жыл бұрын

​@Pr0fessorB1ble_ except those "goofy goobers" were correct. And not only that but Batman's statement is irrelevant as they didn't flat out say it was magic in first place. It was just suggested due to large numbers and nature of the crime. And again, they were correct anyway

@cmmagamers

Жыл бұрын

@@someguy3763 Anyone in that room? Wonder Woman is a literal Greek fucking demigod made of clay and fights mythical monsters and Gods as her MO. Cool the Batwank.

"I mean, the nightmare visions are probably unconnected, y'all need to touch grass."

In his defense, The Death of the Wayne Family and the perpetrators ALWAYS being psychopaths or sociopaths.

Batman told them that even though his name is based on a flying creature he is more aware of the land than them

*"LAW ABIDING CITIZENS?!* *WE'RE GODDAMN OUTLAWS!"*

@maximnikolaev6627

Жыл бұрын

Injustice Superman agrees

I like how Constatine is trying to stay hidden but 100% guarentee since bats didnt mention him again he knew what to do instead

My first thought was scarecrow which would be terrifying if he started working at a global level (kinda like his idea in Arkham knight where the fear gas distributed by the cloudburst would cover the entire east coast if not stopped, at just an even bigger level)

"These crimes were committed by law-abiding citizens" *Huh* 💀

@ahkafkhan4512

Жыл бұрын

bro doesnt know basic words

And it was magic, after all. Showing how Batman is wrong, sometimes.

@master11213

Жыл бұрын

He literally went to zatana afterwards

@Than-ql9wh

Жыл бұрын

​@@master11213only after Deadman wrote Constantine all over his room using his blood.

@Breadnanigans

Жыл бұрын

Nah he knew it was magic he just didn't want the league involved

@iamkingbullet6165

Жыл бұрын

@@Breadnanigans that makes zero sense. If this was magic, he would he want the league involved. Ain’t no way he was doin this shit by himself

@simonmann4922

Жыл бұрын

@@iamkingbullet6165 which is why he got actual dc characters that are better suited to deal with magic since they’re all magic users themselves

Why does he discredit magic so quickly, he's talking directly to an Olympian demigod

Green lantern had me 🤣🤣🤣

Batman is the only criminally insane person in that room.

@Leuhim

Жыл бұрын

True, he does good, but his "crazy." His trauma makes his perspective think Cripple a human and kill aliens acceptable But kill a human be the worst sin, that would take his humanity away. As many people irl. He is flawed. He is bat - *man*

@jonthompson1790

Жыл бұрын

@@Leuhim he's responsible for everyone the joker killed or mutilated

I love how Batman is the first to say they shouldnt jump to magic as a reason, but continues to investigate that angle anyways

@devonjames7999

Жыл бұрын

Thats what makes him the greatest detective.

"The criminally insane don't need an excuse" Okay, but when there's a sudden spike of crime, and all them make the same claims of visions... you don't need to be a detective to know that two plus two equals fucking magic.

@demonbye19

10 ай бұрын

You forgot scarecrows fear toxin as an example or mind control machines and shit

@chaoticdetectivepeach

8 ай бұрын

Or yk, scarecrow

He Roasted him self not only was he wrong he also told Superman who is always with The People to stop flying above them when he is the one that jumps above them. Superman cares about The People and that is why he knew something was up Batboy didn't care.

@capitatecab6049

Жыл бұрын

Thank you, man i hate when they make Batman this know it all dork, Superman is one of the few people that is helping locally, its just stupid

@Umbra2079

Жыл бұрын

Being among people and actually looking at them are two completely different things. Superman at this point is not ready to face just how evil people can be. This character flaw is what causes the whole Injustice story. He is finally forced to look this evil in the eye and it changes him forever.

@bloodoftheunicorns2621

Жыл бұрын

@@Umbra2079 The injustice story does in no way show Superman’s flaws. Their are a lot of what if evil Superman stories out there. The fundamental problem with them is, they have to change his behavior for the story to exist. Clark Joseph Kent is the son of a farmer from Kansas, he knows every day people very well. Batman is more familiar with the criminally insane but that is a small percentage of the population. Superman has looked Darkseid in the eyes he knows evil on the grand scale. He also can hear every cry for help from everyday people being brutality victimized.

@daisiathepotatoangel1273

9 ай бұрын

Why do y'all people say Bman doesn't care? If he didn't care he wouldn't be fighting people in the streets and protecting lives yet alone be a hero for years. He may have been wrong saying it wasn't magic but he actually wasn't wrong in his statement. He is much more knowledgeable than you think. It's not like he's saying magic is never the cause he's just saying not to make assumptions without proof. I mean he does have villains who fights similarly with magic but doesn't so that's why he said what he said. And the fact that assuming something is not always the best thing to do. He's actually much more kind and understanding than some people put him out to be. It would be nice for people to look deeper into his character cause a lot of you people are misunderstanding where he's coming from.

@rodan9773

9 ай бұрын

@@daisiathepotatoangel1273 He fights them to get his rage out so as to not to be like them that is his gratest fear to become like them The Villains he faces & given what has happen to him and what he dose he is always worried about that. After Babra was hurt insted of crippling The Joker he laughs with him. With Jason instead of knocking him out or just killing The Joker he wreaks Red Hood. He never upgrades Arkhams training as Batman training The Guards or Security with Wayne Tech when he can very easily do that and make it look like a helpful Wayne enterprise venture. He know they'll get out and that's what he wants so he can lash out on them so he will not become like them HELL he even says to Red Hood if he killed one he might not stop he knows he's unhinged but has to do something to keep The Bat Demon at bay. He cares about him self not being a Demon saving others is a trade off from that. FYI this is all in Universe Theroy from what i know about the way Batman is nearly constantly written like.

I feel like Batmans brain turned off here it happened thousands of times to random people it was pretty obvious that something was wrong

@cristobalbarra583

Жыл бұрын

I mean, scarecrow fear gas could do that, or even joker, he knows it can be magic, but also denying that normal people can't do that is also wrong

@kerst4eva197

Жыл бұрын

@@cristobalbarra583 it’s not that he’s denying the magic but realizing that it’s most likely mass hysteria being caused by scarecrow which isn’t true but would seem most likely from his point of view

@rossolini3588

Жыл бұрын

@@cristobalbarra583 scarecrow or that stupid clown can't shower the whole world, batman is obviously wrong here

@jeppyjep

Жыл бұрын

@@cristobalbarra583 Its happening all over the world. I doubt Joker or Scarecrow could pull something like that.

@reduande

Жыл бұрын

You mean like Fear toxin of Scarecrow. Joker regulary turns "law abiding citizens" into criminals... the beef is. They think magic is responsible. He says there is other s**t that can manage the same. And recommends consulting an expert first, before jumping to conclusions.

“And we recommend you put locks on your prisoners’ cells, because Arkham Asylum’s a joke.”

Music changes everything

Justice League Dark - awesome movie

@tymeier7570

Жыл бұрын

Apokolips war was better Although it would have been even better if we got even more of Trigon making Darkseid his bitch

@writerlairchannel2636

Жыл бұрын

​​@@tymeier7570 I respect your choice, you are not against violence in that movie for no reason, both films aren't for everybody but they are great and I respect people that know this fact

@jeppyjep

Жыл бұрын

​@@tymeier7570 Apokolips is good but too edgy for my taste. Justice League Dark is better imo.

@tymeier7570

Жыл бұрын

@@jeppyjep I wouldn't call it edgy just because it removed everyone's plot armor.

@DeadEyeAnge

10 ай бұрын

The one movie they don't have on Max.

people who complain about bat being wrong clearly don’t understand the principle of assumption, batman isn’t saying it isn’t magic, he’s saying have we ruled out the more scientifically possible rather than mystic voodoo and pointing out that the others don’t spend enough time engaging in normal city crimes than they should

@TheNoogie

Жыл бұрын

In a world where they know magic is real and is even relatively common, it actually is a more logical explanation than that several unrelated people randomly went nutty in the exact same way at the same time

@zacksilverstone7642

Жыл бұрын

True. Then again, looking at the scale of every fighr they've been getting into, I can't really blame them for automatically assuming that, even if it IS a correct assumption at the end of the day. They got too occupied with the big things happening all around that they forgot to look at the little guys. It's an oversight that tends to happen a lot of the times.

@anothergenericgamer_

Жыл бұрын

@@TheNoogie there is more mass chemical exposure to a population than magic causing it. It’s more logical to place bio weapon ahead of magic

@jasonalbran376

Жыл бұрын

The fact that it was on a global scale with the same occurrences and claims. It's too much of a coincidence to just be criminally insane. His assumption is wrong but then again... Batman actually likes to be disagreeable for the sake of disagreeing. It's actually his way of maintaining an emotional distance.

@lancehatcher653

Жыл бұрын

​@@TheNoogie except he know joker and scarecrow would pull this bs for shits and giggles and knows that they did the same thing on a smaller scale in Gotham and knows it would be easy to do it on a global scale using infected food or something

That is how a detective would talk. Before drawing any proper conclusions, he'd like to check every one of them. So, a generalised statement based on a narrow overview would anger him. Were all of those people checked for toxins? Hallucinogens? Or any other process? Yes, Bruce is right. But, WW and Supes- both have a background in magic. And like a detective, he followed that chain of thought.

@dionjaywoollaston1349

6 ай бұрын

So does Batman, he’s on a first name basis with zatanna and her father trained him

@thefakebluejay5394

6 ай бұрын

this comment needs more likes. there's too many ppl saying stuff like "everyone loves batman too much to see that he's being rude here". yea he shouldn't have been rude, but other justice league members have been rude to him plenty of times before. no one on that team is perfect, they all mistakes but mean well deep down

@josephreynolds2401

4 ай бұрын

​@@thefakebluejay5394 Not only is he not being rude in what is essentially a militant operations meeting, he's communicating assertively and pointing out the severe limitations that the building breaking, flying, highly durable heroes have. Their methods do not include undercover work, monitoring, logistics or clean-up duty.

John Stewart is the Green Lantern

"Instead of flying over them" Did he just tell them to touch grass?

"He's even friendlier than they say..." I nearly choked on a meatball!

Billionaire playboy claims to know the streets 😂😂

"Magic and hokey religions aren't real. Now we have to go find a ghost. To the Batmobile!"

Batman: “touch concrete” Also batman: swinging and doing parkour on top of buildings to get to his location

@haydenford8878

Жыл бұрын

some buildings use concrete

As soon as he heard superpower-less citizens he rushed for all those red workout points on the map and massive income for the wayne hospitals

They need the Winchester family. Lol 😂

Everyone is a law abidding citizen until they arent.

"We need John F. Kennedy-" Animator: We don't do that here

Batman didn't want them involved in that. He knew it could be dangerous if the league succumb to those visions, and he just didn't feel like initiating his contingency plans.

@dmontae13

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but compared to what happens with Darseid later down the line, I think using those plans would’ve saved some time

@commentateur-connaisseur-c1414

Жыл бұрын

Batman : I will say that their magic idea is bullshit so they won't try to get involved with magic. Instead of just saying that magic is powerful and that they should ve careful with that. I hope this won't back fire in any way such as having them falling for a magic spell they could have been prepared for, had they been informed that magic was a real thing from the start.

@incognitomode3306

Жыл бұрын

@@commentateur-connaisseur-c1414 Sometimes it's best to keep people in the dark, rather than tell them to stay away from the light. I know Superman can be a bit dumb and arrogant sometimes. He doesn't always think things through with his godlike powers, i.e Apokalips war.

@commentateur-connaisseur-c1414

Жыл бұрын

@@incognitomode3306 That's a tad bit convenient.

@oceanberserker

Жыл бұрын

​@@incognitomode3306 That seems like it might be a bit of a reach and oversimplification.

"You're for the streets" batman to the justice league

I think he said that because he wanted to solve this case without the justice league

flash: “bro.”

Batman got that curb heel

Poor John Stewart 😂

That’s why Batman chose Dick Grayson as his first Robin, cause he knew Nightwing was gonna be for the streets

And yet they were right. Batman has to be an asshole everytime with his attitude.

@daisiathepotatoangel1273

9 ай бұрын

I don't think he was intentionally being rude just direct. If you think about he was just giving good advice. You can't just immediately assume something is magic without proof. Even though they ended up right I believe Batman wasn't completely wrong with his statement. It's understandable considering he is the kinda guy who wouldn't make assumptions like that.

@faizanraza255

9 ай бұрын

@daisiathepotatoangel1273 Each member of the team has different types of enemies in different sectors. GL has more experience with intergalactic stuff, Batman has more experience with street criminals & wonderwoman has more experience with mystical beings, thus making her relevant to her experience and jump on the conclusion based on her experience. You can't just deny other's experiences if they just don't lined up with yours. That's called attitude problem.

@daisiathepotatoangel1273

9 ай бұрын

@@faizanraza255 That may be true but again it is understandable for him to think that. Heck I would too. I know WW and the others has had more experiences in that kind of stuff but you have to admit Batman does have a point. I don't think he was completely denying it either it just seemed like he didn't like the fact they just immediately jumped to that conclusion. I'm not disagreeing with the other characters cause it is true they had experience with other beings/people who use magic and stuff but I'm also trying to see it in Batman's pov. And so I do believe he does have a point. And I wouldn't say he hasn't fought against beings who have magical abilities cause there are moments all in the DC Universe. Thus why I said he wouldn't completely deny magic or anything supernatural. If it's obvious to him it's obvious so no point in denying it then. And yet again I don't think his attitude was intentional. Sure it seemed like he was being a tad bit rude but if anything it was more him trying to be logical and direct.

@faizanraza255

9 ай бұрын

@@daisiathepotatoangel1273 bruh not everytime a ghost will come to your bathroom to signal you on the walls. You gotta trust your colleagues if you expect them to trust you.

@daisiathepotatoangel1273

9 ай бұрын

​@@faizanraza255 I don't think it's all about trust. Yes it is an important thing in a team but this is Batman we're talking about. And I do think he trusts his teammates just apparently not when they make assumptions. It's clear he's not the type of guy to trust everything he hears unless there's proof with it. I'm not saying it's bad to trust other peoples assumptions about something I'm just saying sometimes it's not always good to do that. It's also good to trust your instincts. Especially if it's obviously fishy. But sometimes your instincts can be wrong too. It's a what if situation. Like what if they turned out to be wrong? Bman is just a cautious person. He wants to know for sure before stating it. And I respect that. Now obviously they were right with their assumption but it's more about the thought of what if they weren't. That's just the point I'm trying to make. I'm not disagreeing with you because you are right but this is how I see it.

Batman really has mellowed with parental responsibilities

I love that Batman is dead wrong here, and people are defending him lmao

@spartanmucho5950

Жыл бұрын

He’s telling them not to rule out mental insanity and then recommends them to spend more time learning criminal minds in a street level bud

@doc1192

Жыл бұрын

@@spartanmucho5950 they didnt rule it out They made a reasonable assumption based on experience and statistical evidence that they had And they were right

@Riuhvdevsrh

Жыл бұрын

love to see it 🍿

@jeppyjep

Жыл бұрын

People think that all the Justice League are dumb except for Batman. Batman worshippers are insane.

@garyballard179

Жыл бұрын

No, he's not wrong. All possibilities need to be considered - even if it was magic, magic shouldn't be the first assumption. Batman knows several non-magical villains that could pull off something similar. And I'd say that most members of the Justice League _could_ spend a little more time on the streets.

Batman gringo : Te falta calle 🐎

@Extremo74-ce6oc

10 ай бұрын

Jajaja re si

Having some trouble lol