AYG Comedy Podcast: Dangerous Toys w/ Kippy & Foley
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AYG comedy podcast is back with a family episode! Kippy & Foley answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Thanks for watching the Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys.
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans?
Пікірлер: 352
A few pours of Jameson, a half a pack of burnies, and AYG. Clean living!
@KCTraynesaw1991
2 жыл бұрын
Good night.
@FANKANable
2 жыл бұрын
Oh man, that sounds really gross
@CrashRacknShoot
2 жыл бұрын
@@FANKANable aaaaaaaand ya ruined it.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Clean living!!
@davidperez5089
2 жыл бұрын
If that's clean I'd hate to hear your version of dirty!!
Granny Smith apples, red delicious, honey crisp, Mountain Dew 😂😂😂😂😂
Tonight this show reminds me of having a shit day in High School and then going to lunch or study hall and seeing your two hilarious buddies and they saved you a seat. Right then you know that you can just sit and laugh and then get through the rest of your day. You guys are the best!! Bozo 4 life!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thats awesome. Thanks for the support!
@Iemina
2 жыл бұрын
This is the perfect description
These guys are literally the real life trash version of Timon and Pumba 😂
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@johnbriggs5751
2 жыл бұрын
dude, great comparison!!
@bryanhoover289
2 жыл бұрын
Hakuna Matata dude
@MrSatantheSinner
2 жыл бұрын
Nailed it!
@samanthab1923
2 жыл бұрын
Omg! You’re right 😂 that’s perfect
I physically feel like I AM the one running out of air while I listen to Foley gasping out a sentence. I love it!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha he‘s fast!
Kippy trying to deny the loose cannon childhood he had is LOL
"...I''m a sniffer..." is a whole stand up bit!
In this episode, we find out Kippy can dish it but he can't take it. Lmao. TRAYSHHH
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
When Doug caught Carrie trying to hide bags from the big and tall.... He says 'i thought I was the biggest size at Macy's?! .... 😟When did I make the crossover?'
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂
@theramplocal
Жыл бұрын
Doug thought he was a medium lol
Love a good family ep...always just a little bit funnier for some reason..great one gentlemen
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@kayskelton4034
2 жыл бұрын
Totally true
around 44.00 I realized how being a member of foleyville has its benefits. that was the funniest rant till the end.
Kippy was wrong on every single PLU code, but was so confident spitting them numbers out. WHAT A BOZO!!!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha cut me some slack! I wasn’t completely off!
43:40 when Kippy says "What is a piece of shit?" all I could picture was Trebeck (RIP) starting the "Things Foley Smells Off His Fingers" category for $200
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@kayskelton4034
2 жыл бұрын
Took a hard right to Foleyville right there
Tornado expected to be coming through my town, any moment now ... But I got a low-charged phone and a new AYG just dropped... If I die, I die
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😬😬
"I just wanna stop crying while im eating" god damnnnn thats the funniest/saddest thing ive ever heard
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤦♂️🤦♂️
The trampoline and slip and slide. Most Dangerous Toys
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Gotta be careful
50:00 “If you were playing Bully the video game, those would be the things you would go around and collect.” Lolol
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
🤷♂️
Not only do I brush my teeth in the Shower, I also leave my toothbrush and toothpaste in there and I Always gag myself and hock up what gets busted loose. I call it 'Lung Butter'.
@zackjohnson4399
2 жыл бұрын
Lol I call anything I cough up lung butter lol
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Lung butter! 🗑
Holy shit big shoutout to the Goodfellow brand! I'm a 170lb lanky dude and they're the only jeans that fit well without restricting!!!! Glad to see they're providing for men of all statures.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
🙏🏻
I'm joining the patche Stickley for fat court. The name alone is hilarious
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
🙌🏻🙌🏻
"Poop on the finger I'm giving it a smell" big man is freakin wild
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Animal
Hello again trash bags Can’t wait to listen! Thanks Fellas !
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks my man
Strong finish from T-bone.... perfect line with the dry martini
Kippy named 4088 for like 3 different produce and all were wrong. Little rusty bud and that’s a good thing. Leave that shit behind ya. 🤣
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha it’s been a while!
He’s trying to say contradict, but he says “ yeah, don’t counterdick me!!” Ahahaha
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
I was gag brushing at "It's like you're washing an elephant..." now, ive gotta brush again.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
Foley should open a Chinese restaurant called General Chow's 😂
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
Trash night rules!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
🙌🏻🙌🏻
I am sincerely going to make a compilation of them saying "the thing" as they try to describe something to each other.
SHOUTOUT TO THE AYG SUNDAY NIGHT CREW
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Get it while it’s hot
Im with the big man on the gagging I sound like I'm auditioning for the remake of Deepthroat when I brush my teeth
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
I always wonder if Jack Conte, the co-founder, CEO and face of Patreon, watches AYG like who tf is the Yam family?
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
This is golden. I love listening to you gents. Went down the AYG wormhole after watching you boys on Chrissy Chaos. Keep it up boysssss.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
Yam family, driving the company car into this episode!!
Foley looks/sounds like a radio host who does bumps when they go to commercial 😂
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
LOL foley coming in with that Stu Feiner energy. (Shoutouts to the barstool sportsbook)
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
🙌🏻🙌🏻
My god, hank and kipp-city are fucking comedic gold. Whos bettah than aunt tutz favorite boys?
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks my man!
Sleeping with no sheets feels like a punishment EVERY TIME hahaha
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
🗑🗑
This podcast makes me feel like I'm sitting around my buddies garage smoking and the only worry is that Regal Cinemas shift tomorrow and getting Taco Bell before they close. Amazing times couple burnies brews and laughs.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Awesome! Thats what we want!
I always gag 3 times by putting the toothbrush down my throat after brushing my tongue. You’re all good Foley!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
🗑🗑
@samanthab1923
2 жыл бұрын
Buy a tongue scrapper
Before the questions even read I have about 86.5% chance of being a certified piece of trash. Not even an exaggeration. Love you bozos keep up the good work.
100% on your side about the tongue scraper
I'm with the big man on this. Kippy sounds like Sid from Toy Story
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
How’s that supposed to make me feel 😂
Toby…hit me down the barrel!! 😂
I could say yes to almost everything... but then again I’m from Tennessee. So we got that garbage lifestyle on lock. This podcast makes me equally happy and sad at the same time lol
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha know the feeling!
I gag when I brush everytime every day it's like a bump of uppers to wake you up 😂
As a Bears fan, I can verify that T-Bone isn’t missing anything on a football Sunday 😂
Love ya boys this made my long day at work end with smiles ♡
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
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I do the same thing Foley, minus the occasional barf lmao
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
AYG got me lookin like a psycho giggling in the gym 🤣
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha we’re glad
WTF word is Kippy saying at 39:39 "dourable" 😂🤣
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
🤷♂️😂
That live ayg on Patreon was gold! Hope Foley didn't shit his pants before this episode.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Patreon is a good hang!
KJR-"They (Kentucky crack heads) were going to a lady gaga concert or something" H- "That all checks out"
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
WE KNOW KIPPY HAS A JOB WAITING AT THE GROCERY STORE IF THIS DOESN’T WORK OUT
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahah cant wait to go back. Still got my apron!
I gag while brushing. It happens to me only in the morning and when I go for the back molars , not the tongue. Definitely have thrown up in the sink a couple times. I also recently installed the wide shower curtain bar…… game changer
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
👀
Great work guys! love the pod!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks man!
I got pulled over 5x on my way home from work one night!! An Amber Alert went out with my make/model/year car as the description of the kidnapper's car. 😱😱😱
My Father was a gagger, laughed at him for years with my brother. Then we grew up, and were both serious gaggers.
Thanks Boys
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for listening!
Favorite podcast of all time, kippys the tom Brady of podcasting ( but with the head size of peyton manning) lol
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Haha thanks for the compliment, I guess!
As a produce manager who know a lot of fucking PLUs I loved this episode so much
Foley's body thinks that just because theres something in his mouth(toothbrush) that its food and hes sub-consciously trying to shove it down his gullet😂😂
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
Love it guys keep on keeping on!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks man!
Fuck yeah. Best part of my Sunday
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks man!
Yay! Ayg. I needed this, good night!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
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The brushing/gagging the teeth thing is a over 25 years old thing. Everyone over 25 has shit breathe and needs to brush/gag it out
My garbage ass girlfriend won't let me use her glide flossing things...I'm about to season them with some of my furmunda cheese
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
🗑
Damn, that one was a heater, boys. Nice ep.
Going back watching old eps, Kippy i'm also a floss sniffer and the glides are king. Im trash trash trash
Yo Kip what are the chances of getting Uncle Joey Diaz and Tim Dillon on the podcast?
@rambo6796
2 жыл бұрын
Those 2 episodes might beat the Chrissy D episode per views.
@3josegonzalez
2 жыл бұрын
Those would be amazing! Uncle Joey would 100% be New Jersey trash 🗑
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
We would love to!
@samanthab1923
2 жыл бұрын
What’s to know? Long Island dirt bag vs. Jersey trash bag 😂
@DrunkInPublic
Жыл бұрын
Man this comment aged well! They had both on the show and they were fuuuking heaters boyzz 🎉🎉
Blue tee looking sharp on The Big Man. Also, do yourself a favor, ginger snaps with a bit of homemade vanilla buttercream frosting, good night!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😬😬
Nice work gents. Toronto blessings brothers. Thank you kindly.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks brotha
Foley got the haircut on fleek
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
I have searched far and wide...being unable to currently afford $10 Patreon ATM, I went in search of another podcast. Hey Babe was the only one that cracked me up. So, Sal, if you're reading this, and we know u are... C'mon down to tuddies! it will be magic. Chrissy got ya Chaz... He can get Vulcano. Yes presh.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
C‘mon down to Tuddies!
Used to be a “gagger.” Then I got a cleaning tool, so I don’t lead that lifestyle anymore, though i can’t say the temptation doesn’t call my name in the night.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
Kippy: Quiz me on the codes! Only gets two of ten. Kippy: Toby get me down the barrel! Toby: *ignore* I know there were funnier parts, but those two moments made me laugh pretty hard. Btw, Done the Maxim/Stuff/FHM on the plane plenty of times lol.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah i thought i remembered them!
No better way to spend a Sunday night than with the garbage gang🗑🚀...especially after watching another Jaguars loss. 20 in a row!!! Always appreciate the bi-weekly pick-me-up boys. Thanks.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for hanging!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
I have mucho, mucho George shirts. Top notch. 😂
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
Love this show, I have been listening for months nonstop. Love the KJR and Foley combo you guys are becoming class acts while we are all a big ole piles of TRAYSH
That brush tactic is unquestionably bonkos
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Nuts
I can't believe Kippy went to Woodloch Pines. my family went there for years... in the off season of course.
The right oatmeal raisin cookies will BLOW YOUR HAIR BACK
Totally gag when brush my tongue. Maybe it goes back to far? Ah, that's what I told my prom date.... But anyway floss everytime I eat. Flossing is the best thing you can do to help yourself. Trust me floss every day. Shit gums can lead to heart disease
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
👀
Foley we are DXL men, the best cuts for big guys, everything you need in one store I mean everything.
I need an AYG play called Broads and Bozos
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Not bad!
Best comedy podcast ever
I got stopped for no headlamps, first cop let me go second one gave me a ticket a block from my house.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Damnnnn
No gag here but love to hear the wife get the gag when she brushes. 😸
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
I can gag but never thrown up
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
It’s a skill
HOOEEE-LEEEEEE!!! BONKOS!!!! WHAAAAAAAT????!!!!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
🤷♂️
Great pod.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
“Melk” = Milk, “wooder” = water, “crans” = crayons…….and now “Conner Dick” = contradict. 54:35
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂👌🏻
is that painting with the M box’s on the corners new? now that’s trashy, i love 30s but can’t be telling everyone lol
Why did I decide to prepare lunch, sit down and watch the episode and had to stop watching 6 mins in and finish eating 😂😂
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂 sorry!
..when questioned "when was the last time you cooked?", Foley replies with "I took some leftover Chinese...". Foleyville, people. Bozos are the only citizens.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
He isn’t even trying!
"General Chow's" Hahahahaha I never get tired of hearing Foley mispronounce shit
Trash here. I have not purchased any clothing from walmart but my 7 yr old daughter needed some pants and they are 30 bucks for jeans from kohls and she does not fit into skinny so I got her some pants for 7.99!! Cheap cheap. Let's see if they hold up.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Not bad!
It might have been part of the bit, but I'm pretty sure Foley meant to say "honeydew" when he was listing off produce...said "Mountain Dew" instead lol
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
A fun garbage game I would play as a kid was just bashing the f out of old toys with a hammer #basuraboi
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
👀
Foley should brush his tongue after every meal, maybe he'd catch parole at the next fat court.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂