AYG Comedy Podcast: Talent Show Fail w/ Kippy & Foley
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Are You Garbage comedy podcast is back with Kippy and Foley for a family ep! The boys answer your garbage questions from Patreon and talk bad talent shows, CD players and cold sores. Thanks for watching the AYG comedy podcast. Love youse guys.
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans?
Пікірлер: 384
Anyone not on the patreon is a bozo! THEY MISSIN OUT!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
🙏🙏🙏🙏 shout out to the Yams!
@philklabe2771
2 жыл бұрын
love the show living in Philadelphia I just bought my breakfast, lunch and dinner from Wawa. You guys kill!
Thank God for this. Iv been in a bad mood since I found out dollar tree was raising it's prices.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha happy to help! Those bastards!!
"If the pants don't fit, you must acquit" - definitely deserved more 😂
@elizabethmahoney2526
2 жыл бұрын
100% and the silent 'nothing for that face' Foley Classic
I was here for the “if the pants don’t fit you must acquit” uncle Hank I had your back lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha
Foley: You looking European. Kippy, clearly wearing sweatshirt with a zipper on the sleeve, ruining the bit: I dunno what you’re talking about.
@charliec2966
2 жыл бұрын
You are right. What was he thinking
@CowneloAlvaroid
2 жыл бұрын
That all natty ant eater is definitely Euro
@kitchenerleslie8936
24 күн бұрын
What’s the zipper on the sleeve? An emergency exit.
Uncle Hank and the Kipsters!Currently lightin' a burnie and sittin on the porch with a drink in my hand. Every sunday like clockwork. Thanks boys!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Sound like clean living to me!
"was it cancer?" "No. Waterskiing accident!" 30:20 [got up to pack a bowl, fell to my knees laughing]
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
Nothing is better than when Foley gets Kippy with a good zinger and Kippy just can't stop laughing. Fucking love these guys!
“You’re big, everywhere” plus the family prayer around the table… the boys started hot this ep.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
Man I love this show, not only is it the funniest show on the interwebz, but being a patreon member, having them answer our garbage questions, while even commenting on the youtubes and having peyton manning head personally replying to most of our youtube comments, really starting to make me feel like I'm somebody over here... like I'm part of the family... the show has a real "olive garden " vibe...lol. this show is one of the highlights of my week (btw I'm married with 2 kids). Kinda sounds a bit sad now that I type it out, just kidding, if u watching this and your not a patreon member whatcha waiting on??!!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
I resent that Peyton head comment but will let it slide. Appreciate the support brotha! Means the world to us
@kayskelton4034
2 жыл бұрын
So true, man!!! Love these three.
There is no other comedy cast that would ever reference Reef Sandals/Nash Skateboards ever, such deep cuts.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Deep cuts baby, thats what we do!
“Forcing food down like an anaconda” had me rolling! This rant makes me think Foleys table looks like Jetro lot after a Phils home opener.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Haha Not too far off
If the pants don’t fit, you must acquit is one of the funniest things I’ve heard. Kudos from Bozo haha. You guys are some of the quickest cats I’ve ever heard
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks my man!
@father3dollarbill
2 жыл бұрын
@@AreYouGarbage thanks, Toby
When Aunt Tutti calls Foley pumpkin, she means it literally!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
The Buc-ee's hat says everything it needs to about Foley. Ya'll thought a WaWa was classy?! Oh boy!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Blew our hair back!
“Playing the ventilator like a saxophone” so underrated that deserved way more
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@nickwilczynski3684
8 ай бұрын
As a professional saxophonist and adoring fan, I agree!
Big man’s got BIG sports talk radio host energy with that outfit today. Today’s episode looks like Morning Stats With Kip And The Mick. (Don’t worry Kippy, you get top billing, like a gentleman)
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha love it
My trash bag was tingling, check my phone, and yup, fresh pod, Have you ever used fast food napkins as tissue paper?
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha talk about hemmed up!!! Thanks for watching brotha!!
I think it’s about time kippy let’s the devil sticks fly for patreon 😈
Love the throwback to the last discussion about underwear!🤣😂
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂🙏🙏
Kippy is on fire these first ten minutes!!! I heard "I s*** blood" and absolutely died. 👍
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha thanks brotha! I got herpes now!
Kippy talking about the devil stick “pump faking” it’s way down in the strobe light is fucking killing me 😂
Patreon Eps + Backlog of the first few episodes have made for quite the fuggin AYG Binge! Keep up the great work fellas you guys are top notch!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Appreciate the support Vince! Thanks for watching!
1:05:26 The arc from "What the fuck?" to "Yes I have" on Foley's face is priceless
Kippy on the devil sticks to sandstorm had me wheezing
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha king bozo shit
Which one is " The Big Man"? They are both absolute loads. Top 5 funniest new pod.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks?
Foley sporting his Buccee's hat!!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Top notch establishment!!
What about the marble rye? And you show up with some ring-dings and Pepsi! Woo! You just saved the party !
Headed here straight from Fat Court. I’ve been in Aunt Tuddy’s basement all day. Clean livin.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂 sounds like a gas leak down there
As a piece of garbage with two IATSE cards, I appreciate the shout-out big man!
Shout out to the Panasonic anti-shock discman the yellow or blue Johns with the clasps on either side to keep it from blowing open and the CD flying out. That Jimmy rigged into a cassette player by a cassette that had a cord coming out of it with 3.5mm headphone jack on the other end plugged into my 82 Camaro Z28 cranked and those old ass factory speakers couldn't handle the bass boost ahhh good times lol
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha those things were great
Nice to see they let Foley out of Uncle Daycare to record the pod....
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Gotta have him back by 5!
Wawa?? What about Sheetz??? Pure class over there. Where else can I get a half dozen a hot shwings at 1am after a Comcast overnight shift?
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Sheetz aint too shabby!!
OH YES! i got my chicken tenders in hotdog buns with mozz and sauce. chicken parm boys!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Not too shabby!
@caseyjones5145
2 жыл бұрын
@@AreYouGarbage Mountain Dew in the freezer baby!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Screaming cold!!
The only time a vow renewal is "justified" is if you were a little strapped for cash with the original. Maybe on a 20th anniversary or something.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Yes! Makes sense
Boiiiii!!!! I stopped at a Buccees outside of Houston s/o Katy, Brookshire. Came out with all kinds of merch, and 3 kinds of beef jerky😂😂😂😂 I am from Michigan soooo, Buccees fo life👍🏾😂😂
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Top notch establishment!!
Like a "twister" I was born to walk alone. hahahahahahaha
I’m addicted to this podcast.
I spread the pb and j with the same knife but clean it off between uses. I spread the jelly first because it’s easier to clean off, the go to the peanut butter. I try to be a courteous dirt ball.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahah like your style
These deals are out of the park!! Damn Foley is quick sometimes that's a humdinger
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
🙌🙌
“I apologize about the herpes” 😂😭
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤦♂️🤦♂️
LMAO SCHMIDTS deals are out of the park! You guys riffing on the tag lines for the white homerun king mike Schmidt is golden comedic genius
Kippy doing the devil sticks at a talent show took garbage to a whole new level! 🤣
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I am what I am baby!
Damn funny episode guys! Still the best podcast out there!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks 🙏🗑🙏
Crashed grandpas Explorer changing songs on the back seat boom box.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahha next level trash
This one was a banger boys
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
🙏🗑🙏
I’m wearing the matching joggers to kippys jumper hahaha classy!!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha VERY classy!
I had the knock-off Valterra Skate Zombie skateboard as a kid. It was a bad look all around. After a couple of weeks you find out that the wheels are hollow. I feel ya, uncle Hank.
Damn, another homerun of an episode. Love watching old ones.😂❤
Foley, it takes a real buh-zoh to name your fans bozos. Love it man! Y'all are hilarious!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks brotha!
Kippur sweating Tru da sweat shirt suit
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
💦💦💦
i’m surprised kippy didn’t say “ we’ve got a hot one baby” in the first 15 mins
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha we’ll we were cooking!
I'm from Dayton Ohio where Schmidt is from and his family used to own a private pool and diner. The food was thru the roof
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Guy knows his way around a grill!
42:26 it's all about the Devils Sticks. Lost my mind.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂🤦♂️😂
I once found the end of a spatula in my hash browns at a Cracker Barrel. It had the Rub... from Rubbermaid on it. Never said a word, my friend was working there and I really liked going there for breakfast.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha 🍳🍳
Kippy & The Kitchen Sink-coming to a theater near U!! 😜
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
"Have I ever lied to you before?" - H. Foley
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
Gold. Absolute gold.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
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Right off the bat.....too fucking funny. You guys funny from the first second
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
💃💃💃 thanks deb!
Get big man some plaid shirts, some combo that has both red and yellow. It'll hide both the ketchup and the mustard.
Its hard to explain buccee's to non-texans but I hope y'all dug it! I was planning a trip to NYC next year and have thought about getting down to PA just to hit up the wawa because of you boys. Keep doing you bozos!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
It was awesome! Love the buc!
@thismothafuckasaid7304
2 жыл бұрын
U don't have to go to PA for Wawa bc it's all over mid/lower Jersey too...Closest Wawa about 30 min outside NYC, depending on traffic
@willhaines8167
2 жыл бұрын
Buccees is amazing zing😂😂😂. I'm from Michigan and never been to a Wawa, but Buccees is the shit. Goddamn the restrooms alone🤣🤣.
@albreezy26
2 жыл бұрын
@@thismothafuckasaid7304 I remember virzi saying they hit one up at their jersey summer home but since I'm Texan I just take these bozos words for it. Thanks for info my man
When are you boys gonna make your way to Dublin ? Mr Foley’s due a trip “home” CasaMigos Margs on arrival on me in the bar
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Would love to!
Love the Buc-ees hat Foley!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Top notch establishment!
The only good part of Sunday!! Bring it boys.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks brotha!!
Does Hank really think he taught kids a magic trick? I'm losing my shit over here.
Got done with fat court Patreon 📈📈🚀
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Gotta keep the big man on a short leash!
@PythonsandScales
2 жыл бұрын
@@AreYouGarbage tell the big man El Pres used to be fat he lost all his weight walking from his apt to the barstool hq when they moved to nyc
I've snuck so much booze onto cruise ships with those bladders! It's a good way to save yourself a grand
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
Sorry buds gotta finish this game first. Appreciated seeing multiple ads for Navy Federal, Foley!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahah we get it! Thanks brotha!
ya boys best podcast in the world I hope I guys get Joe Rogan rich
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh thanks brotha. Us too!!!
Omg what I would pay for the tape to Kippys talent show
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha I made sure they were all destroyed
my buddy had a boombox in the backseat of his Dodge Neon and the only CD he had was the self titled Sublime album. The car had a hole in the floor and you had to hold the passenger door closed when you went around a sharp turn or it would fly open. Absolute trash
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂🗑🗑
I love the show I'm obsessed I live in Philadelphia I just bought my breakfast lunch and dinner at Wawa you guys brighten the gloomy day
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahah love that!
Love that H called it out - any sort of Nike gear is one of the most garbage things ever referenced on the show.
Kippys head looks like he has two heads on top of each other.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
Foley looks like a Snapping Turtle about to die. lol
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
20:42 like a twister i was born to walk alone? Kippy its DRIFTER man, DRIFTER! and im 15 years younger then you. dude! hilarious! HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWN!
@capealio
4 ай бұрын
He changed the lyrics on purpose man 😂
Ya think the Big Man can bring Scotchguard on board as a sponser?
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
Hilarious episode, these just keep getting better, congratulations on the sucess. Amazing show ans funny as shit. Shout out to Palace on the Blvd. I actually got a pic of the sign right before the name changed after 30 years. If you guys want a copy I'll bring it to the Philly show, GF and I already got the tickets. I can't wait to see the show.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks brotha! Shout out to the palace!
Hey you perfectly explained how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich I will keep that for life
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
Have the Devil Sticks made it to Patreon yet??? Dying to see Kippy legit impress us all
Better believe I'll be teaching my kids that "magic" trick post haste.
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂🗑🗑
43:06 i swear on everything i love i almost choked on my food and died in my bedroom
Cold sore is trash but Kippy being genetically immune to them isn’t great 😂😂😂. From generation to generation they get stronger immunity to lip herpes? Hahaha!!! THAT is trash too!
This Foley guy is the shit!!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
The best!
I wanna complain about how we enjoy Foley being roasted, but this is probably more useful than therapy/the only way to afford therapy
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@vstrvcvrtv
2 жыл бұрын
@ 17:00 I swear I thought he was about to break down in tears
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
I don’t see him changing at all. He’s got that sneaky addict behavior going on. But I don’t get how he was never taught table manners.
@vstrvcvrtv
Жыл бұрын
@@samanthab1923 Garbagio
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
@@vstrvcvrtv Sad but true 😉
Thanks gentlemen
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Thank YOU sir!
In the military...the navy...we all put our socks on first kipper ...keep those toenails from catching the inside of your pants ..if that isn't garbage logic my math doesn't check out ...
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha sounds like ya got weak nails!
@zacharystraight2624
2 жыл бұрын
@@AreYouGarbage from all the Burnie's an nicotine patches in the navy ...lol....no smoking now ..weak nails is a young man's game ...so aren't Burnie's ..lol...
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
"You just boogered dude"
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
Yeah Kippy that sweat shirt looks like Storm Trooper leisure wear
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahhaa
Diggin' the Big Guy's outfit..it's fast food worker chic'
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
Socks first gang represent!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂🗑🗑
Was on a treadmill listening. “Herp a derp” come out and I had to stop.
Welcome to another exciting edition of …. Yes I’m garbage 🗑
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂🙏🙏
I come back to this ep. all the time. Not a home run when you look at the larger scope of the show, there's just so many amazing eps. but Foleys magic trick not actually being a trick at all let alone magic is fuckin hilarious.
This is very late for your request on stain removal, but my husband cannot wear his white "burnies" shirt without getting sauce or chocolate ice cream on it lol I didn't have my usual laundry stain remover, but I did have (non toxic, child and pet safe) Nylac carpet stain remover and I will never buy anything else Hope this helps your mom/your lady lol or any bozos and homies :) Love youse 💛
holy shit i lost it with the devil sticks
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
I was good!
Kippy kinda looks like a Southpark character 🤣
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
🤦♂️🤦♂️
That sleeve zipper screams “my wife bought this from an in flight magazine”
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Its Nike!
Tgis for r u garbage? Just came home from working some overtime to my favorite comedy on the internet... guys need to get norm McDonald on, or I'll even settle for the cumtown crossover episode u been saying u been working on kipster!
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha were trying! Those kids are busy!
@jamesnavarro3928
2 жыл бұрын
Alright if you cant get the cumtown boys... I'll settle for norm McDonald then I guess... but if u cant get him either were cancelling our patreon. Your move forehead lol
it was the 80s man... it DOESNT MATTER 😂😂😂💩💩✊🏿 #Dbatteries
@AreYouGarbage
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂