Took a family administered drug test my sophomore year of high school. Only passed because my dad misunderstood what the lines meant.

@AreYouGarbage

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@jonnygranville281

2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I'm not the only one with crazy parents 🤣👍😀

@Mrkevi123

2 жыл бұрын

He knew the results. You broke his heart and he held it in.

@elbob17

2 жыл бұрын

When prayer finally works.

@rudyrush6015

2 жыл бұрын

thats a Pass for sure my guy.

Kippy saying “oh you know him as MG?” killed me

This truly is my new favorite podcast!

"Hot Goss with Hank" I am in! Gotta love a family ep! 🥰

I enjoy every single episode - rare in this world. If i see you someplace drinks are on me

@AreYouGarbage

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks brotha

Honestly speaking I look forward to the family episodes the most, the real quality trash comes out on these 🤌🗑✨

@AreYouGarbage

2 жыл бұрын

🙏🙏🙏

@h.e.pennypacker4728

2 жыл бұрын

Foley took it to a new level with the toilet towels.

The “trash trash trash trash” from KJ always gets me

Hell yea dude. Def took several family drug tests. Shout out woooder. Kippys hairline is like the 38th parallel. Never retreat.

@AreYouGarbage

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahhah

@cloudbloom

2 жыл бұрын

Call the surveyors for this one folks!

@rudyrush6015

2 жыл бұрын

Ha ha hilarious . Kippys hairline is longer than the mason dixon, and his forehead is the size of the Louisiana Purchase :):)

"is it midrib or midrift?" its a bad look when you both get it wrong LOL

I once failed a home drug test right before visiting my probation officer. My step dad then went to the store,bought another test and pissed for me…

Foley does the best intros. Should host a game show lmao

@AreYouGarbage

2 жыл бұрын

Best in the biz

"Boxum awesome" - H. Foley

Cracking up at the thought of Foley singing along to "As it was" as he's picturing a hoagie he had last week

Kippy trying to blink again in the thumb nail pic 🤣

@AreYouGarbage

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@cloudbloom

2 жыл бұрын

For some godforsaken reason today I randomly busted up laughing about kippy's insane winking attempts, that's a mental image that'll stay with me forever

Not even two minutes in and Foley has me laughing out loud at the xnxx reference

"Here's to feeling good all the time"

@AreYouGarbage

2 жыл бұрын

👌👌

Thank God for the homies!!!! All my other pods just make me mad/sad it isn't another garbage episode

@AreYouGarbage

2 жыл бұрын

🙏🙏

@rudyrush6015

2 жыл бұрын

ive dealt with depression for over 25 years, One Love homie

Another great epi!! Love you guys, can't wait to see you live, come back to Cali!

Can’t wait to relate to this episode 😂

That last question is hilarious. One of my old friends lived right next door to the high school, during graduation every year we'd help him pull people to park in his yard. He'd charge 'em $ 5-10 to park and always have a full yard. We would BBQ have a few cold ones and make a day of it 😂🤣

The post winter dog cleanup is BRUTALLLLL

Not being a d-bag but T-Bones yo there's a typo in the Box Of Awesome ad @ around the 22:15 mark. Gotta protect that ad money!

My boy Toby needs a bonus.. love his insight and tag alongs 😂

I don't wanna watch this right now bc I wanna be stoned as fuck at work tomorrow and catching it during ice pop breaks.......-The Poconos

Honestly did not think anyone operated on the same t-shirt drying methods as me. At this point I'm at about 90% of my t-shirts/jeans don't go in the dryer. There are a few that slipped their way into the dryer, but they have proved themselves, and made it back into gen pop with the others.

Movers Ultimate Baby 🔥🔥

Foley talking about Harry Styles was so wholesome and heartwarming 😂😂😂

Fellas this episode is absolutely hilarious. Thank you!

I'm surprising my 9 and 2 year old for their birthdays this year and taking them to Disney. You guys are getting me so excited!

I got my driver's license with only 2 hours experience. I got my mom to lie on the form saying I had 40hrs experience. The trashy part is I didn't tell her I needed it and she didn't speak English so she just signed it thinking it meant just permission to get it.

A perfect Wednesday Night Delight for us bozos and homies 🗑❤️🗑

@AreYouGarbage

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Mel!!!

Just found this podcast! The best! Love the set and everything! I had to look up Foley ..I thought he was Julian from trailer park boys 🤦lol

Got my Tickies for the Indy show. Can’t wait to see you guys live! Love the show!

nuttin hits quite like Foleys “heeeyyyy” during the intro! That’s how you know you’re ready for some good laughs

I can't wait for Skankfest to give the big man a hug and Kippy a swirlie

“Youre a dog” Took me out😂😂😂

You gotta pick up the dog shit in the back yard hahahahaha

Dude foleys leg looks like a tree trunk under that table lol

Oh shit! Family ep!

@AreYouGarbage

2 жыл бұрын

Circling the wagons!

Another great show. You guys are the best

I will allways be up for a drug test !!! You name the drug i will test it !!!

This podcast is fantastic, all three of these guys are so good together... A+ fellas.

@AreYouGarbage

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks my man! Glad you like the show!

I will be devastated if Foley doesn’t make it a few more years, really hope fat court works this season

@stacimiller3684

2 жыл бұрын

I legit worry about that!

@tobyG59

2 жыл бұрын

too harsh bud

@skyluke9476

Жыл бұрын

Hes my fav ny comic rn. Hes genuinely a national treasure. Hes the quickest off the cuff I've ever seen

Love the pod! Same requests: Matt & Shane and Brian Six & Kilah Fox. Any combo of these Philly area 🗑 love youse

Holyyyyy shit the fuckin Hard Feelings episode after the RV campin trip is gona get a liiiittttllleeee dicey…The only bear ole Kipstein is gonna use that sidearm on is the Big Man about 45 minutes into the trip

@AreYouGarbage

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

My mom does the same, washes her hair in the kitchen too. 😂

Heyo it feels good to be part of the early bozo squad, lookin forward to this one cuz by the title alone I know I wouldn't pass said test if my old man held my feet to the fire I can tell ya that much

@AreYouGarbage

2 жыл бұрын

Hahah 🙏🗑🙏

I leave the dog shit sometimes. Doesn’t hurt my yard. And sometimes when I pick it up I put it under our lilac tree and it grows great

@AreYouGarbage

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

i was watering my plants about ten minutes ago and sprayed my car off without washing or drying.

@AreYouGarbage

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha respect

Show is underrated.

Foley losing lbs as KJ gains em, clean living

13:00 So amazing. That face so genuinely horrified.

I hung out with a chick who had a trampoline but had no pool. So instead they placed it close to the house and they used a ladder to climb to the roof. Everyone jumped off the roof onto the trampoline and did "tricks." Long story short someone was drunk and jumped off and ended up being disabled.

My aunt lives a block from Saratoga racetrack & every year she rakes in huge money over 15 G for letting people park in the yard and she good at packing them in & track season is only like 6 weeks.

Foley totally didn't throw that towel away

Lol the midriff argument I vividly remember this argument from a past episode

😂😂😂😂 Everytime Foley says "waw-der" tough look

FUCKKKK YESSSS!! LOVE YOU BOZOS!!!

@AreYouGarbage

2 жыл бұрын

🙏🗑🙏

LOL @ 56:35 "Send it certified or it never happened." Now I have an excuse to not pay the final mortgage note on my previous house that I keep being bothered with. Thank you Foley for yet another life lesson in scumbagology 101.

AYG banana had me dying. Killer ep. Can't wait for the Philly show! Knockoffs as a kid... Oakley sunglasses were huge at the Rice's Flea market near Newtown. Bad enough with knockoff glasses, watches and Tommy Hilfiger gear they actually got raided for counterfeit sales. $10 for FOakleys with a real looking box. The ticking Rolex was always funny. I bet some places still sell the stuff but early 2000s was the wild west with that shit.

Mowing the dog shit back into the soil is OLD SCHOOL. HAHA

Minnesota homies!!!

Man that Patreon money is really going to Kippys head. I liked the jackets please keep buying jackets. Great ep guys.

My mom drug tested me once in high school because I got a C in AP Biology she thought I must be smokin weed, News flash: I Was😂😂

@AreYouGarbage

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@taylorg8509

2 жыл бұрын

What kind of drugs did she make you test ?

@braxtonmarshall3638

2 жыл бұрын

@@taylorg8509 she bought the at home drug kit from Walgreens lol

Shout out Sal Vulcano, reppin his free merch!

Ayeeeyooooo my boys comin thru L•F•G !!!!!

@AreYouGarbage

2 жыл бұрын

🙏🙏🙏

I had to move my living room light, was getting to much glare off kippey's head😂

Another great pod... but got nothing on the show last night at the Hollywood Improv.. was awesome meeting you two and getting to shoot the shit some. Can't wait to catch more of the live sets

Good pod fellas 💪 I loved the food show with tim dillon on his patreon 😂

@AreYouGarbage

2 жыл бұрын

Hahah thanks my man!

@sarahrenay341

2 жыл бұрын

That was fucking excellent! And the details you added to the story on Bert's podcast, priceless. I could totally see Tim yelling and yall just standing there with your luggage, embarrassed as hell.

Just saw the title. I remember the air around family drug tests. Thinking about dinner around that time; makes my neck tense up. The tension was palpable, and was so thick you could cut it with a knife.

I agree with Kippy on the dog shit. Fuck it whatever. Most of my dogs have always gone way back in the bushes and pinestraw. He still stinks on the soundbar argument and Foley sounds like my grandma confusing faulty equipment with user error. Haha

I love this. Please don't get too big for your britches and fall apart. This is a great podcast. Also, center the camera you trash.

The 8:20 Llama line absolutely got me

I can see Foley rocking some black finger nails with his hat backwards and maybe even a chain wallet 😂

@AreYouGarbage

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

Why take the test when you already know the answers 🤣🤙😎

@AreYouGarbage

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

Kippy having flashback at the 4080 comment🥵😂🤣😅

@AreYouGarbage

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Ever faked a family administrator drug test? Mandarin orange juice from the fruit cup. Little tip for the high school fellas rippin bowls!

Sigh… This one hits pretty close to home here boys. Had a shattered arm/head injury from an ATV crash when I was 13- got addicted to the pain pills after 5 months of the doctor giving me huge bottles with the rec to take one every 4-6 hours. So of course when he cut it off with no taper instructions I had crazy withdrawals but found weed made those go away and kept my pain/anxiety down so I stuck with that. Solid two years of my life got fucked over by school/home drug tests and all the fucking craziness that came with it. The main kicker, it was JUST FOR WEED. The football team said they were looking for “steroid use“ but surprise surprise none of the starters ever got called in and only the stoners and Mexicans got tested. After I got popped at school my mom Lost her damn mind for about a year and she would test me at home to. Just got to the point where I quit football and did some family therapy. Big reveal? Therapist said smoking weed was safer than the pain pills and recommended I stick with that!

My roommate didn't clean the dog shit up in our yard a whole summer and then the winter preserved it. A never ending cycle of shit

my mom still washes her hair in the kitchen sink. lol

My homie was drug tested for weed by his parole officer mom, he is now an alcoholic at 26

Content is tru da roof! Every comedy podcast has you forgetting about them. AYG keeps it cooking 🧑‍🍳

One of my best friends and high school locker partner would get breathalyzer’d and drug tested when he came home. He was a mess in high school. Hell we both were….

@AreYouGarbage

2 жыл бұрын

Jessusss

Took a drug test for my dad when I was 16… good think my little bro (13) wasn’t smoking the ganja. Hid a lotion bottle of his pee in the towel cupboard

“Point Du Hoc” good pull H.

Grateful. 🙏

@AreYouGarbage

2 жыл бұрын

🙏🗑🙏

Nothing more garbage than your dog getting worms from walking in his own feces hahahaha gotta pick it up

w00t Detroit!

Love a family ep

@AreYouGarbage

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

You can buy a house with 3-5% down and just have to pay private mortgage insurance (PMI) until you get 20% equity in the property. Make it happen Kippy!

First 15 mins is so funny man

This should be called the 'Hotchi Motchi' episode

"Patty just ganks them outta Wawa" is peak Philly trash

All time great Kippy performance on this episode tbh

WE NEED A TOBY CAM

Kippy you gotta clean the dog 💩. It doesn't "disintegrate" that quickly LMAOOO

Tooooddle louuuu!!!! Goddamn that's funny

Seasonal shedding lol

That hippie is definitely faded. 4030 is kiwi…

All hail Shockwave