"I put it together like a hitman on a roof." Bro, I had to stop and take a deep breathe after that line. Fucking gold lol I just imagine Foley with a cig hanging off the edge of his mouth, steam rising from his coffee cup and him opening up a tactical briefcase full of bread and charcuterie.

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@here7036

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao love it

Out of all the podcasts I have recommended to people ayg is the only pod that catches on with literally everyone I recommend it to

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Love to hear that. Thanks!

If this show was a cryptocurrency I bought in early enough where I shoulda been able to afford a Frigidaire in the old garage by now. All Caish !!!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha thanks man!

@jacobcooper-relli9672

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha

@trevorneal8518

9 ай бұрын

If it was like that, we would ALL be foreign investors🤣

@MrMCLax2

9 ай бұрын

“Quit braggin” 😂😂😂😂

Best line "sounds like you're strangling chickens in there" to Foley about the sounds of Foley sh**ting.

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

went from no ads to a triple ad read in a row. The boys are cookin!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

hahah we're trying!

@BigTeetz

3 жыл бұрын

Wet those beaks 🐤🐦🐧🐔

@DrunkInPublic

Жыл бұрын

Fucking gentlemen

@gmazing82

9 ай бұрын

Other podcasts Im conditioned to skip past, but AYG makes the ad reads part of the entertainment.

Well, guess I’m rollin another one and watching this 🤷🏽‍♂️😭🙏🏽

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂 the way tuddy intended

Just called in for Monday, bowl is loaded, bbq ready. Let's go

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂👌👌👌

I know yous guys get this a lot but this is quickly become one of my staples of podcasts

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Appreciate that!

The hit-man sandwich on the roof had me in tears.

@capealio

Жыл бұрын

Active eater headed to the roof

just got home from the ER being hit by a car and I see the boy are back! time to kick back , pop a couple candies smoke a bowl n get trashed

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Buddy, hope you’re ok!

@prod.byzaha954

3 жыл бұрын

(Legally) I can’t confirm but I’m in good spirits thanks to some help from the gang! the family episode was appreciated 🗑🚮

ive seen this ep soo many times and its the first time ive noticed kippy doing a goofy mock laugh at big mans joke about his haircut. Had me howling at work🤣

Holy shit! First time KZread viewer here. That into sequence is incredibly NOT garbage!!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha thanks man

I own a single jet ski. But I also own a sailboat. I don’t bring the jet ski out without my boat.😂

Just got a $26 class action lawsuit check last week. It's free money! Learned it from my garbage ex, who signed up for every possible lawsuit and was CONSTANTLY getting checks.

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Traaaaashhhhh

Honored to have my name slightly butchered by Kippy, not the first time for me, won't be the last. So my dad was a low level bookie for the mob when I was a kid (he's been dead for a long time, unrelated reasons). "Uncle Jimmy" came by every Saturday to pick up, every Sunday during football season our phone rang like we were having a telethon from 10am-1pm. If he absolutely had to go somewhere on a Sunday I'd keep track of scores for him in his binder. It paid for our Xmas presents, yearly vacation to Hampton Beach (TRRRAAAASSHHH), the vinyl siding on the house and a crapload of Schmidts, Miller High Life, Yukon Jack nips and Kools.

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha sorry brotha!

@theramplocal

Жыл бұрын

That's some clean livin

@Gixsir

Жыл бұрын

Hamptons, Now that’s Class

@ManBroTheDude

Жыл бұрын

Yikes.

@tyrymanuel

9 ай бұрын

That's Top o' the line!

At the end, the irony of calling what Kippy is describing trash as having to cut and switch fork and knife between hands because it’s actually the proper way to do it in a fine dining setting (symbolically the switching of hands means you’re not glutinous)

Tobys NPR Line didn’t get enough love

The hole punch card discount was such a popular gimmick where I grew up people got hole punches to punch their own holes. This happened sooo much places got custom hole punches like with stars or even a horse. 😂

TREW DA ROOF!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Cooking baby!

the AYG drinking game of every time Foley say water, heavy ep.

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Trash night rules! Best podcast in the game

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

My man! Appreciate that!

@jamesnavarro3928

3 жыл бұрын

Trash night!!?? Fucking love that dude I have to use that now

@DrunkInPublic

Жыл бұрын

@@jamesnavarro3928 o yeaaa stolen like a true waste management professional for sure

Hit man on the roof joke floored me lmao

Kippy hit the nail on the head with the wrapping the socks under the heel to make the ankle socks. I’ve done it for years!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂 gotta do what you gotta do!

@bryanhoover289

3 жыл бұрын

Shoutout to Reggie for shittin with his shirt off! I do that shit too😂😂😂

@Ben89420

Жыл бұрын

​@@bryanhoover289i do that as well for whatever reason

That free punch card comes through at the weed shop and comic book shop lmfao

Here is a question that hits close to home. Have you ever rode public transportation with a parent? With different destinations? My mother got off 3 stops before my middle school. To work at Mervyns. I use to think it was acceptable to take a bus ride together to the same destination. However the morning city bus. Her going to work, and me going to school. Felt like a very specific small group of extra trash

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahhahaah 🗑🗑🗑

So fun to watch these early episodes

@DrunkInPublic

Жыл бұрын

Yeaaaa I'm a new trash bag and cannnot get enough 🗑️❤️💯

Foley saying give the guy 40 for the free haircut is crazy, 20 is more than nice!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Right?!!!

No way an oatmeal pie cookie is lasting till 7th period with Foley!

Putting it together like a sniper on the roof 🤣😭💀

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@BigTeetz

3 жыл бұрын

The scrambled egg assassin, snipes anyone who doesn’t make dipies

See ya in Nashville fellas!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Dope! Looking forward! 🙏🙏

The best part of this Pod is T Bone laughing in the background

GREAT question from Mark about having a the bookie in the family! Loved K&F answers too. If you’re true garbage- like me- we’re not snitches... but for what it’s worth, I think it should be added to their regular menu of questions!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha not a bad idea!

Foley- "my nose is runnin." Kippy- "aaaaw great" HAHAHAHAHAHA!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

I live in a college town in the Midwest where those big lifted trucks are everywhere, my favorite term for them is bro-dozer

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahah thats great

Totally rolled my socks

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

My man! Knew I liked you!

Big man lookin like a used car salesman in Miami FL with that haircut

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

The folded socks with the gold stripe on the toe line. Roll them up when mom says you gotta wear pants.

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

My mom doesn’t even know my phone number LMFAOOOO KKIIIPPPYY KIP

@AreYouGarbage

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Holy hell three ads? Next they’re gonna stop replying to our comments! When foley said “we’ll get back to ya” last episode I was losing it

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 never!

T-bone killed it da “mom dese are for dime bags only” line

Credit card declined at old navy.😂😂im actually sorry to hear that kippy but thats gold the way you dropped that in

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 it is what it is!

We had one jetski! Found it for $500 😂😂😂 except we did have a bayliner boat

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha bayliners aint too shabby!

Holy shit I thought I was the only guy folding his fucking socks to make them ankle length. Exactly like Kippy described. Also as a former owner of a 2000 Pontiac Sunfire, I can totally relate to the overheating problem. Constant monitoring of the gauge

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahah like flying a space shuttle

@angelotro

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, doubled up socks under your heel gives you some extra padding, a little more height, and a little more girth if you're self-conscious of skinny ankles. As far as heat, wearing TWO pairs of socks actually create a thermal thing where the temp gets a little higher, but stays consistent and pulls away sweat. Same thing with wearing two t-shirts in the summertime. What was the question?

Killer!!! Can’t wait for more

2 for 5?! Kippy’s GENEROUS with the nitrous tank 😂

@AreYouGarbage

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

There's no quarry in East Norriton Foley! I would know, I was ticketed for trespassing at the one in WEST Norriton.

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

"Fishy smell." I know exactly what you're talking about; and I wash my dishes very well.

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Sure ya doooooo....

Time to fire up a bowl and watch my boys (yay!)

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Yaaasss

Are you eating fish?- no...watch out for the ladies in the house! LMFAO

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

S S Garbage truck taking off!!! ALL ABOARD!!!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂🗑🗑

I shit you not, I saw a family loading their single jetski into the back of a mini van and it was clear they were all riding with the jetski like they were transporting an orca

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

Haha watching this now in 2023, with my father in laws broke down hand me down Jet ski sitting in my backyard for the third year. 😂😂 the trailers got two flat tires and I haven’t once thought about fixing it.

@nareik8393

4 ай бұрын

STILL HAVEN’T FIXED IT

Kippy and the big man nailed my jetski question As expected, I love this show 😁

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha too good

ACTIVE EATER!!!! On the roof🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

1:06:09 You know you're garbage when you call the tines of a fork, tongs.

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha we are what we are!

@amp2193

3 жыл бұрын

@@AreYouGarbage wouldn't want it any other way!

Thanks boys

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you brotha!

I love that Foley pronounces soda like 'saoada.'

Never have I went back and watched a podcast as reruns, sais a lot fellas.. Y'all going to the moon baybee just don't forget about the little guys

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha never! Appreciate that

This has to be the best family ep. Probably my 4th time watching

@capealio

Жыл бұрын

Definitely a good one. Active eater on the roof

ANYBODY that cuts their food with a knife through the prongs of a fork. . . Is a serial murderer.

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂👀👀

Yooo the sock discussion really took me back

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha the real ones know!

Foleys the guy that brings a guitar to a party but in the case it’s a subway party size

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@theramplocal

Жыл бұрын

Clean livin

@DrunkInPublic

Жыл бұрын

Wooooooweeeeee this was allll right 🎉🎉

Back in 1992 my dad was going to give me his '74 Monte Carlo for my 15 B-day. His brother crashed it, so he got me a '79 Camaro. Love you Pop

I'm doing it! I'm signing up for the primo patreon! Tell Aunt tutti I'll need a spot on this months cell bill!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahah its a good time on there!

Aw yeah shill those ads boys, the lights don't keep themselves on down in Aunt Tutties basement! Good to see you chumps coming up in the world, let's get those numbers chroo da ROOF!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks my dude!

My older sister and her then husband (now divorced of course) for sure had 1 jet ski. Towed with a Jeep Cherokee. Really sucked sitting on the bank of the river waiting for your turn LOL Lasted 2 summers 😂🌊

You guys have me crying over here!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

🙌🙌

52:28 I'm just catching up on old eps but HAVE to timestamp this perfect clip, these bozos are the absolute best 😂😂😂😂

This show always brings me back man hahah the socks had me reliving 😂😂😂 the worst was when all your socks were in the wash and you had to do the fold down with the black or navy church dress sock hahaha you had to make them ankles so you could mistake them for low cut nikes

I discovered this show because of watp. Love this duo. Both seem like the best average Joe's ever. Love to see their success.

As someone who has ridden a Jetski around Manhattan many times it's very fun but definitely trashy. Going 70 passing the cars stuck in traffic is a good feeling

@capealio

Жыл бұрын

70 on a jet ski? Ooooookay

Kippy and his brother's Lumina synced their cycles haha

Have you ever woken up on the top bunk in a dorm with a full Budweiser? Maybe one sip but balanced like a gentleman

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@angelotro

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. I also assumed someone put it there to take a picture of me passed out loaded. Those freakin' guys!

Leaving a comment to help the AYG numbers

The hit man sandwich bit🤣🤣🤣

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

Hell yeah I was just looking at getting Mint Mobile & another great ep too- win win for me lol!!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Dope! Thank you!

jean jackets for everyone! and an upgrade with the mini fridge!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha good eye!

@nonaps

3 жыл бұрын

@@AreYouGarbage the fatguy got the bubbles in the water, yall doing just fine

T-BONE! Awfully quiet ova dare... put a nickel on the money line and the over for the 6ers tonight!💰 💰 💰

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂👀👀

There's an active eater in the cafeteria

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

Are you garbage if you take your jet ski to the river 😜

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂🗑🗑🗑

Try to hook up with the rat king

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Trying!

I still use the sock under the heel trick.

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Damn. A real OG!

@ResistTheGreatReset1984

3 жыл бұрын

@@AreYouGarbage obscure garbage.

I did the fake ankle sock front fold under KiPPY Baby... i kinda feel like that was almost more common until the manufacturers caught up

5:23 to skip the vegetables, but also 1:09:55 Are You Garbage is LIVE! : 4/20 in Raleigh, NC at Good Nights and 4/21 in Nashville, TN at Zanies Tix are available 26:55 to get back to the garbage

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

🙏🙏

Heyyyy you guys named it after my question on class action lawsuits 🧡💛💚 For the record I have made like $7k off 2 class action lawsuits which I just opted into. 😆

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha damn! Clean living!

@DrunkInPublic

Жыл бұрын

Hachiiii machiii the garbage lotto ticket right there 🗑️🎉💯

Hey Red Bull take it easy LMAO Uncle Hank coming in zinging. Joseph Arthur gave AYG a nice shout out on his pod w/ Kristina Hutchinson

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Ah cool! Thanks for the heads up

@jeremiahotoole4718

3 жыл бұрын

@@AreYouGarbage AYG gets mentioned at 5:12 and search Joesph Arthur and it's Hutchinsons episode which should be the newest. He gives AYG some decent compliments

Absolute Gold 👌.

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

🙌🙌🙌

Come to OKC!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Its on the list!

We would grill in the front yard of our houses in college!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha well college its expected!

@samanthab1923

2 жыл бұрын

Yea, a lot of fratty beach houses do to.

Thanks again from Toronto gents

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

🙏🗑🙏

Foley flexin on us by constantly fiddling with that fancy water was low key hilarious.

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

I joined a class action suit for "honda lawnmower motors". Ive never even bought a new mower from the store in my life. got a 26$ check 5months later on 5 different email addresses! You ever buy clothes from the second hand store?

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha jesus

Toby is a really good edition. He adds enough to the show but never ever over does it. And the best thing is I don't know what he looks like. That's trash.

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂 Tbone is the best!

@conaldpeterson1074

3 жыл бұрын

Go back in the KZread archive he was a guest!

@puddintaine4556

2 жыл бұрын

He was the last puzzle piece.

It's a shame Prince Philip couldn't see this

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

Can’t be caught with socks that say Tuesday on them 😂😂😂😂

@AreYouGarbage

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

I'm going to see the boys in Charlotte tonight and my question is gonna be are you garbage if you put foil on your soda can cause you think it helps keep it colder and Foley said it 😂

I was a janitor, women's restrooms aren't always cleaner

S/O to Palermo’s Pizza 1:00:32 I used to work there and the garbage that would bring in the magnets was magnificent

Our family so trash when our local pizza place started doing the coupons on the box we were like "ooh this place is class" 😂😂😂 fucking garbage keep em coming boys

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂🗑🗑

How come I always get anti-smoking ads when I watch your show?

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂👀👀