Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Most Embarrassing Stain w/ Kippy & Foley
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans?
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No one here believes Unky Hank's never inhaled a whole roto
@Ben89420
Жыл бұрын
I believe him, he's got no reason to lie and seems fairly genuine about it. Just my opinion.
@nickpanacci3055
Жыл бұрын
@@Ben89420 "listen, no one wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli, but I did, and the first one doesn't even really count"
@Ben89420
Жыл бұрын
@@nickpanacci3055 I feel ashamed I mean then you eat the 2nd and 3rd, 4th and 5th I had to heat up with a blow torch, and then I just kept eating....
Every intro to all the episodes never gets old to me. Especially when Foley says "if they turn out to be classy, or if their just a big ole piece of trash" and Keppy whispers "trash trash trash" right after. Ha cracks me up every time. #AYG #Armyofgarbage Ps Always love a good family Ep!
@daozzyone
Жыл бұрын
Is it garbage to join in with said whispers of "trash trash trash"
@2112c
Жыл бұрын
@@daozzyone aswell as the "yeah" after classy 😂
@UnlimitedChill655
Жыл бұрын
At this point I try to do the whole thing with them. I even try to match the “thru da roof!”
@PeppahJack
Жыл бұрын
I love when they switch it up and Foley says “or if they’re just a big ol piece of shit” and Kippy responds with “shit, shit, shit”
@BloppityBloopity
Жыл бұрын
Foley whispers "coooookin'"
Foleys version of never eating a whole Roto means he left some of the bones 😅
I love a good guest episode every now and then, but the family episodes really are the best. You bozos got me binging every family episode I can find the last couple weeks. Of all the pods I regularly listen to, AYG is my favorite by far.
@mkim1311
Жыл бұрын
For sure - came for the interviews, stayed for the family eps, obsessed with the greatest website of all time
@jakesmall3454
Жыл бұрын
Absolutely, and the patreon family eps when they are discussing a specific topic are the best. Especially last weeks doomsday prepper ep lol
@h.e.pennypacker4728
Жыл бұрын
Hard feelings is some of the best content on the web
@ednakrabapoly
Жыл бұрын
100%
Foley completely ignoring kippy’s joke about running a train on patti when she’s passed out drunk is pure class - nominate Hank for sainthood ⛪️
@thedimlitroom3747
Жыл бұрын
Checks all the boxes for you huh
@JBGC916
Жыл бұрын
I like to think Stalker Patty and I Lulz
@Dozaaaaa
Жыл бұрын
I don’t think u understood what he was saying😂
@davidegan1104
Жыл бұрын
Nish Nish
@kennethpogue718
Жыл бұрын
Thems fightin words!
Love the show….gives Car Talk vibes. Kippy whispering “Trash Trash Trash” in the intro always gets me. I always say it out loud and it’s win when he hit us with it ..ding ding ding🎉
@37:30 I wish I could sleep in a drive thru car wash. The dark, the subtle noise of the flappy things hitting the roof, the car moving slowly forward 😴😴😴🤤🤤🤤
Long day fixing trucks. Step outside to light a burnie and I see the fellas drop an episode! Its like T bone knew just what I needed. Been catching up on old hard feelings over there on the ol' patreon. WheeewWe, talk about a trillion hours of content.
Yooooo top up the melk and fire up the burnies.
@RealismAndHonor
Жыл бұрын
Puffin on da bernies kehd
@tmacfan824
Жыл бұрын
catchin' a heater with a dew
@mkim1311
Жыл бұрын
Nothing like hanging with the bozos
foley mentioning skinwalkers was hilarious. who knew he was so fluent in southwestern navajo/ute/hopi mythology.
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
I think he has always watched a tremendous amount of TV.
Out here living the cracked screen life
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
I was just watching a storm chaser vid with a cracked screen 😂
Family episodes!!!❤
@tmacfan824
Жыл бұрын
Hachi Machi Boys, bozos and homies we all know the family eps are the best!
@zaclikescauliflower2877
Жыл бұрын
Dude they make me so happy, it's really just the highlight of my day whenever i see it
I was walking my dog on Santa Monica Blvd. and I passed a self-washing car spot, a guy was cleaning his car and also using the stick brush with the soap to clean his dog.
7:58 My bedroom had a sliding glass door to the backyard when I was a kid and I still have nightmares about it
I think the best thing about Foley's Sun-In phase was that he initially wouldn't admit to doing anything to his hair. 44:04 Its months later and you can still see the remnents lol
Eating an entire rotisserie chicken by yourself in one sitting is absolutely bananas.
@usernameforyoutube2661
Жыл бұрын
It has to be like 200 grams of fat and God knows how much cholesterol.
@Mrkevi123
Жыл бұрын
It's pretty darn healthy for weight loss. 1 whole chicken had about 50grams fat, 0 carbs, 170 grams of protein. Roughly 1200 calories
@raygreeko
Жыл бұрын
Eating something bigger than your head is trash
@skeetorkiftwon
Жыл бұрын
@@Mrkevi123 Another eater of entire chickens enters the chat.
@Ottophil
Жыл бұрын
Rob iller does that. He even relased footage of him just standing in a corner shoving plain chicken into his face
You boys a killing it thanks for all the shows and clips
"That comes with spackle on your jeans" 👏 👏 👏 👏
I nearly crashed my car at “oh my god he’s typing”😂😂😂😂
Absolutely killed it on The Bonfire! I better see a hoagie launcher soon.
@andrewdoty6026
Жыл бұрын
Where they on today?
@dixinears8004
Жыл бұрын
@@andrewdoty6026 Yes. Perfect crossover I think.
@andrewdoty6026
Жыл бұрын
@@dixinears8004 damn I can't wait till the bootleg ep drops on the youtubes
@jigglypuff3311
Жыл бұрын
@@andrewdoty6026 I aint payin for that shit!
As a fellow Pennsylvanian who lives like 2 and a half hrs from camel Beach. That is a Waterpark in the summer. Also as fellow trash, the concert was definitely full of garbage ppl 🤣 but we know how to have a good time
Hope y’all really grasp how much joy y’all bring to us keep it up 😁🤣❤️
Pre jail liquor 🥃 had me dead nice one KJ
@robertfrancois6064
Жыл бұрын
When you have to turn yourself in or start probation and smell like liquor they get pissed trust me
I used to wear basketball shorts under my pants all the time. It was actually very comfortable. It kind of keeps the pants from giving you a wedge or riding up your gooch. It was also nice when I used to ride BMX bikes because if you get hot you just take off your pants and put them in your backpack.
@CheechyMon
Жыл бұрын
Also, I'm almost as fat as Foley and I've done it recently. So fat people can do it as well.
"Fall in the pharmacy" grab some blues while you're back there.
Tobys line about pulling the phone out and feeling prego flew under the radar and it was funny as fuck. Edit-typed this out on a cracked screen.
Any homies have an extra pair to night one at the grammercy ...hit me upppppp
Foley looked like he was going through it in the beginning of the episode, hope everything’s good ! 🙏🏼
SHOUT OUT NO LYFE MIKE 🙌🏼
Foley being a Menzingers fan got me hyped today
AYG and History Hyenas are the 2 funniest laugh out loud podcasts of all time, followed by Matt and Shane's SP (old testament)
I fucking love these dudes!!! I'm complete fucking garbage!!
Hachi machi ya bozos!!!
Shout out to Tony McMuffins on a high quality podcast, always looks and sounds better than the rest!!!! keep the 4k commin' baby!
“It’s like they were made to have a load of shit in them”😂😂😂😂
My guess is they (Netflix) ask if you are still watching due to bandwidth. Saves them money when you aren't streaming.
I’m a semi driver and I ran over my iPhone with the rig by accident back in 2018 Otter box with tempered glass screen protector saved it and I’m still using it today.
Wow, Folly dislodged the memory of using a paperclip attached to the chain and flusher. I thought I was the only piece of shit going through that
@finn4435
Жыл бұрын
At least 2 pieces of shit a day, if you're regular
"I've ruined a bunch of decks" lmaooo
Foley looks like he lost a bit of weight.
@Bloo_Bear
Жыл бұрын
Tbone had ta stop em from eatin himself on the car ride over 😂
@Real_Coparo
Жыл бұрын
That's just mean 🤣
@teejay5157
Жыл бұрын
Well he has been working out
@Real_Coparo
Жыл бұрын
@@Bloo_Bear Lil bit of gravy clean livin
@usernameforyoutube2661
Жыл бұрын
If he lost a bit and he's gained a byte.
I just started watching you guys and I love the podcast, your guests really run the gamut of garbage ❤️
@mcfeely808
Жыл бұрын
Nothing comes close to this Entity
@ednakrabapoly
Жыл бұрын
always love seeing new fans. make sure you join the patche so you can listen to all the hard feelings
@bmthornell
Жыл бұрын
They do more content on the Paytch then any other I’ve seen.
@PeppahJack
Жыл бұрын
@@ednakrabapolyI think I have maybe 20 left, taken me almost 3 months to listen to them
Foley exceeded the amount of "WOOEE!" that he's allowed per episode.
@B-RaDD
Жыл бұрын
I just read this so I'll start a timestamp counter from here 8:29
@taranguapo
Жыл бұрын
@@B-RaDD there might be another episode with more but I just remember hearing it about every two or tree minutes 😂 it's burned into my brain now
Tempered glass screen protector on the front, nothing on the back, let’s go baby!
Lol, Carl's Self Wash & Alibi. You guys need to take that to Gilly and Keeves as a skit.
You guys don't need a tarp for your fridge just use Folly's rain coat
Rotisserie with your dog is perfect.. kippy for the win. I lovey dogs!!
"beep beep beep" Foley's backing up alert
You gotta turn the 100k plaque into an ash tray, it just has to happen.
Shoutout to Otterbox! The missus used to laugh at me for having a phone thicker than a Bible, but it's safer than the Pope!
Even astronauts fall sometimes…😢 *message from a cracked phone*
No case no cracks. Love youse
Gahd dayum I always get so excited when I see that yellow thumbnail flashes up 💛💛💛💛
I was at a bar on Veterans Day. Two vets were arguing about Vietnam. One suplexed the other through a table. Dude was literally snoring. Knocked out cold. No the table didn't break. It wasn't a WWF event haha
“INSURANCE FRAUD T BONE”😂😂😂😂😂
Trash, trash, trash ❤ just the pod to enjoy on a Wednesday evening, riding out a storm. Loves yous guys!
"I'd parkour down" killed me I laughed for two minutes straight
If Foley saw anything going on outside his window, he would turn into the super hero in his old music video!
The resort in question is Montage Mountain and yes, it’s trash lmao
Hell yeah, boys 👏
New favorite podcast! Can’t wait to see yous live!
Foley, the "are you still watching" is so you don't wake up 15 episodes down the line and no clue
Holy shit, Foley bringing up The Menzingers just blew my mind. ❤️❤️
Fingers crossed for an adam and eve ad read. Hachi Machi!!
Foley's expressed hatred towards package thieves is as if he is trying to get someone off his scent for HIM stealing packages. 😆
I’m 126 pounds and I’ve eaten entire rotisserie chickens.., on the regular. Especially when I was building muscle for figure competitions. Lol. No one ever believes me. It’s not that much 😂
I completely agree with Foley. What the fuck does Netflix care if I’m still watching? I know they’re saying “hey do something else “ but it’s midnight and I’m staying the fuck up!
I fuckin love this garbage ass podcast… I get happy whenever I see a new video posted. Keep it up fellas!
I don’t believe foley has never eaten a whole roto chicken 😂I don’t believe that for one second 😂😂
One of the most garbage things I’ve heard so far is bringing your own cake into a restaurant for a birthday. Good rule… if your doing it to save money, it’s guaranteed garbage
Packing snow and digging out the middle is actually called a quinzhee. I'm from MN and we literally made these in class in high school hahaha
Foley listening to the Menzingers made me so happy to hear. Go Zingers.
I’m SOOO with Foley about Netflix asking if I’m watching! One of my pet peeves!! Play the damn shit!!
I don't like wearing my outside pants inside...that is this podcast in one line
I've been going to Wildwood every year for past 30, let's do it!
I watched the new chucky series on nbc. Chucky put the knives sharp end up into the dishwasher and push the maid into the dishwasher her falling on top of the knives. Tell me why first thing came to my mind was an episode of ayg where you debate if utensils placed sharp end up in a dishwasher is trashy or classy? Definitely trashy since I watched Chucky use the dishwasher as a torture chamber with sharp end up utensils 😆 🤣 😂
@bmthornell
Жыл бұрын
That woke Chucky show? yikes
@robertfrancois6064
Жыл бұрын
Sounds better than a woke teddy ruxbin
Screens not cracked but the glass protector is cracked
foley got poison oak on his eyes
Smashing down a 2.5lb roto chicken with your dog is one of the greatest luxuries in life.
18:00 - Foley only ate half a chicken, plus a few servings of mac'n'cheese, cornbread, pie, etc.
Montage Mountain ski resort in Scranton is the exact location of that festival. Outdoor camping on the ski slope for the trash, RVs if you’re semi classy and then hotels next to a Johnny Rockets and an AMC for the rich folk lol
Lol making Tyler Durden soap with the leftover Foley's gal's chicken salad
Foley 100% lying!! Everyone's ate a roto alone lol 😂
@DrunkInPublic
Жыл бұрын
*Crying over the kitchen sink*
My screen just cracked this morning
Aww man, back in high school I used to wear basketball shorts under my jeans all the time lol. Sometimes it was cause I had practice after school and it saved me 10 secs lol but mostly is was cause I was a white suburban kid who wanted to look cool with baggy jeans.
Ding dong guacamole is on!
Yoyoyoyoyo! I'm rocking a cracked screen protector. Tempered glass added immediately to a new phone ALWAYS 🙂
@jeremyw6246
Жыл бұрын
I just started using em, cause I'm garbage. This is my first phone I've ever had with no cracked screen. Over a year now.
17:51 Foley looked a lottttt like Kristen Stewart. Ya boi is out here dropping LBs #teamedward
I had a rotisserie chicken for lunch today. I'm definitely garbage
Netflix is always judging with that “are you still watching” as you are going heels to jesus while the dog is looking at you judging. I agree w Foley. Mind yo business
Only these bozos could mix up EDM, DDT, DDP and DMT all within 2 minutes. I love it. 😂😂😂
@UncleDron8
Жыл бұрын
That's why this is so great.
No case is pure class. Every time I try to not have a case I drop it and crack it
TFW I step out for a ciggy and there's a new AYG on the You's Tube
Kippy you need to find us that video of the wildwood fight!!
Roto chicken defense 😂 Only Kippy
Winter is great for leaving a couple of ipa’s in the car for lunch and the drive home from work
I saw a murder in San Francisco... I was looking out my telly window and was like "hey look... There's a boat pulled up to the rocks under the golden gate bridge and a truck was parked with it's lights on..." I saw a few flashes and my dad didn't believe me. The next day there was mad news people at that spot and it was on the news that 2 people got shot right there... Wild! San Francisco is a CRAZY ass place!!!!
Cracked screen with a otter box
Currently watching with a cracked screen
If my grandmother had wheels she's be a bike.
Oh I see...Foley would buy two "roto's" eat the right half of each.