Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Bring your Own Ranch w/ Kippy & Foley
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Are You Garbage is back with a Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans?
Пікірлер: 352
Kippy looks like the Boss Baby all grown up
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
Yes! I said Vash from Sausage Party 😆
@cresc3ndo475
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Your_Mailman_Grows_7121
Жыл бұрын
That's a good piece a business right there ✅️
@kylemcgill2966
Жыл бұрын
😂
@dwhiphop
Жыл бұрын
😂
Loving the fact that they’re putting out so many eps recently. Having a really shitty go of it lately and these definitely take me out of it for a bit. Thanks fellas!
@DrunkInPublic
Жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear it, me too but i know I’m in good company here and that as soon as i hear Tbone say truuuuusarooof! I’ll feel a lot better
@nathantinsley2618
Жыл бұрын
Feel better. Maybe spend some time at Joe Rogan's Mothership
@butchringwald1817
Жыл бұрын
Another good one for the downtimes is Perry Caravello Live. Highly suggest!
@smoovegutierrez541
Жыл бұрын
Keep yer head up ya bozo, it’s all gone work out
@stonezybonezy
Жыл бұрын
This weeks been rrrrrrrrough. All the eps are keepin me crispy
The “Toby hit me!” Going straight to the forehead was fucking perfect 😂😂😂😂
@XbraveheartX87
Жыл бұрын
gold jerry! GOLD!
@AudreyDoesWords
Жыл бұрын
The close-ups are used so few and far between that it makes them land just that much harder.
Damn shout out to Toby for investigating and finding the person stealing his meal prep packages and confronting him.
@j.yahnke
Жыл бұрын
Toby learned how to putt. 😆
@wasnt_it
Жыл бұрын
and for not knowing what a shake-down is
Toby hitting us with the hairline zoom is hilarious!
I fucking love Foley "I think she's stealing my change"😭
Just in time to have with my microwaved “baked” potato!
The Gods of Garbaggio are shining upon us.
@you_down_with_pjc
Жыл бұрын
Praised be thy mane
@user59371
Жыл бұрын
Wednesday night mass? Yes please 🙏⛪️✝️🚬🍺🗑️
@DrunkInPublic
Жыл бұрын
All praise Garbaggio🙏🏼 🗑️
@anthonybogus5688
Жыл бұрын
Amen my garbouge brothers & sisters 🤲🏽 🙏🏾
@wetpoopoo9412
Жыл бұрын
Daddi, I have poo on my diaper. Change me Zaddi uwu
41:10 I'm hungover and I almost threw up when Foley said that 🤣
Love the natural wobbling of the unsteady kitchen table. Adds such an authentic touch to the pod that you just don't get anywhere else.
Best podcast ever created!
10 dollar home, fucking love these guys
“Trash, trash, trash” baby!!! I’ve tested out a few Patreon pods and AYG is the only pod that’s been well worth the ghee & the only one I kept. Loves youse guys ❤
@cloudbloom
Жыл бұрын
That's good to know cuz I just joined as a $20 bozo🤌 however I never doubted the boys if they would deliver the goods!
Omg! Toby, with the forehead shot!!! 🤣🤣 I almost peed myself
Gatorade and vodka is the faderade
"Beers are allowed to be snuck in" words I live by like a true bozo.
@DamenJoost
Жыл бұрын
So funny, thats like the trashiest thing to sneak into anywhere
Bro absolutely banger from the jump 😂😂 can’t wait the boys gotta get footage in the Indy car 🤙🏼
God you guys bust out episodes like no other and I couldn’t be more grateful ❤
44:48 Toby hit me, now that's podcast gold.
Just cracked the Moscato 🍷 Stay classy, garbage cans! 🗑️
@yoyeti4022
Жыл бұрын
Tap the box!
@DrunkInPublic
Жыл бұрын
Gotta slap the bag of wine to make it official 👋🏼 🍷
Man I relate to Foleys eating habits so much. Hittin a sandwich with a bit of mayo right before you bite. Not dipping it, but just a little touch with a butter knife. You can get your sauce right where you want it, whether in between the bread, at the bottom if you want it to hit your tongue first. You have absolute control over the ratio of sauce/mayo to sandwich each bite so you can adjust to your taste at the beginning middle or end of the sandwich. Perfect.
Great way to start my three day weekend I can tell ya that, clean living.
Was looking for something good to watch. My days quality of entertainment just went through the roof!
@DrunkInPublic
Жыл бұрын
*Truuuuudarooof*
Man, that talk in the beginning about your dad being in reach of smacking you really brought back some memories. It feels good to know I wasn't alone growing up. By the way, how about when you'd get picked up after getting in trouble and they wouldn't say a word, just sit in silence for a few minutes or even worse the whole ride home. You didn't know what was coming. Those were the 90's.
@ireallylikeasoiaf4946
Жыл бұрын
Waiting till you got close in pure silence.. you’d be rambling on about some bullshit.. then when you were close.. BAM back hand.
@MCTheProducer
Жыл бұрын
@@ireallylikeasoiaf4946 😂 exactly
As a kid I lived at the bottom of a ski hill. Just a small local one, nothing fancy, don't get excited. My brother and I would always wait until spring when most of the snow melted and go scour the half pipe for all the stuff guys lost in the winter. There was always money, goggles, sunglasses, all kinds of fun stuff teens would lose in the late 90's lol
Always a good time when the boys drop a family episode, gooooooodnight
@theramplocal
Жыл бұрын
That's a good piece of business
A new ep dropping makes my bird go “thru da roof”!!!!
love the family episodes
I do love when we see what guests are garbage but nothing hits like a family ep
I know episodes come out weekly but every time a new episode hits, I’m just like “I needed this”. Today I really needed this thanks so much for all the laughs ❤️❤️❤️
Really killing it guys these numbers are THRU the ROOF!!
That Foley story changed from throwing pencils at the tiles to knocking tiles down standing on trash cans. Idk what to believe.
@VitaKet
Жыл бұрын
We did both... not that difficult.
Welcome back BOIS
“You know I’m surgical with this bitch don’t ya Hank” is premium deep cut 😂
I remember finding an 18K gold chain once in a lazy river when I was a kid. That was a good day!
Mayo on a meatball sub is the way to go
Metal Wolf sounds like DOKKEN ! 🤘🤘
The Golden Gods of Garbage have returned!
"I genuinely forgot about that bet until today" "I DIDN'T"
"DRINK YOUR SCHOOL, STAY IN MILK, DO YOUR DRUUGS!" Fuckin Kippy LOL
Nose bonk is such a skate deep cut kippy really knows 😂🫡
Here we go!!
Kippy with aggressive authority "I like bread!" Had me dying. Lol
You are correct....back in the day ranch was superb.
I’ve been a private investigator for over 25 years. I have many stories LOL
@theramplocal
Жыл бұрын
You shld get on the show, that wld be a banger
I wait to listen to this at work love the Garbage Army
Guitar lesson talk brought up some nostalgic memories of all the weirdo guitar teachers I had back in the day too
Welcome to America baby! Yeah! Go Ranch!
Careful with the klepto neighbor you caught and humiliated Toby, some people don't react very kindly to being made to feel like that might secretly retaliate to "punish" you and "get even". Watch your back! In the future you should let your super handle it while keeping your name and face out of it. You never know how crazy people might react, especially the quiet ones that know where you live.
@Matt_LaLuz
Жыл бұрын
Is this the neighbor 😳
@JDillaRobot
Жыл бұрын
@@Matt_LaLuz 😂😂
Foley's love for nostalgia makes me so happy
Mayo on a subway meatball sub is an all time favorite of mine.
Kippy must wake some mornings like Martin Sheen in Apocalypse Now. “Foleyville, I can’t believe I’m still in Foleyville.”
Foley looking like an Italian Bobby Lee
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
Right? I see no Irish in him. Those eyes are like slits.
Haha "Toby hit me!" (Zooms in) on Kippy's forehead hahaha
I bet you Foley is Alf all grown up 🤣 and undercover
Wait, so in this story Patty waited until Foley was naked before confronting him about grabbing his junk? But, why? It makes it so much creepier.
Shout out to Foley from Wilmywood & Jeff Gordon Chevy 🤣 Sending our ❤️
Before I even watch, I said "There's definitely a new AYG." Never not some fresh garbage to rifle through. You guys work so hard and I love ya for it.
Is it garbage to say "Gran-dam", because it looks like Foley and I have done it our whole lives!
Kippy saying Chick-fil-A sauce is for fries and Sammy’s but NOT chicken made me angry inside 😂
@28:28 I wonder if people hit up the local RV place of business and hang out watching tv inside that bad boy for the day 😆
Yall should go to the indy500 dressed like youre goin to the kentucky derby
T-Bone is a tough piece of meat that punches back! Nice!
Foley saying "iambic pentameter" like it has anything to do with music, and no one in the room calling him out on it is the best thing ever.
@rottingcorpse6565
Жыл бұрын
he probably meant the pentatonic scale but those wires got crossed somewhere
I could honestly watch a whole comedy show with series of these guys. That would be awesomee
Kippy : ya it was still Dre 😂😂😂😂😂
Love da boys!
Kippy you were one of the specials
Foley has never come closer to completely running out of breath than when he was talking about insurance fraud
Getting back to our garbouge roots with a fambam episode 🙌🏽
No dis to the tremendous lineup of superstar guests...but there's nothing like circling the wagons with the family episodes
every time Kippy brings up something from his Eastern PA childhood, its a story directly from my own Eastern Pennsylvania childhood. The waterpark in Ocean City??????? Maybe we shared a double-hole intertube some summer, pal ahahaha
Y’all should number your episodes on Patreon. Catching up on old episodes is rough when you lose your place scrolling
Still my favorite podcast. Always enjoy
This ep had my giggles tru da roof !
We had a Chevy lumina. We called it The Lum-dogg.
Hell yeah boys another banger! I can almost afford the Patreon bill, going to binge for days
Player pianos are so cool dude old school aux drunk dj s for party’s back before they even had vinyl records that’s class
FOLEY you gotta just put an extra slab of mayo on the sandy. Dipping a sando in Mayo is WILD.
I will bring this up forever. Red sauce is acidic and tends to need a fat to be delicious. It's why garlic bread and pasta are popular (or milk... Or mayo). Spaghetti sandwiches are awesome, and the secret is the mayo. Also, anyone else's mom sneak candy and pop into the movie theatre? Shout out to all the moms who did that.
All hail Shockwave
Kippy, hemp necklaces were huge for us class of 05 boys
The Indy 500 is insanely awesome. It will blow you away.
Patty froze the lock and tapped the cylinder out with a chisel 😂
Toby your the man! Handles business, good for you
I can't wait to see the AYG boys at the Indy 500
That Toby hit was beautiful! 😂
Lol. My first car "technically" was a blue 1980s ford ranger with the little swivel seats. 5 speed I loved that truck in high school.
@russlasky6162
Жыл бұрын
Drove a blue 98' ranger in highschool. Still the best truck iv ever had. Failed inspection for defrost. Didn't feel like taking the dash apart so I sold it. Regret it everyday.
Tell Tobey I have been calling it Chicka-fil-let because when they first came out I thought that is what the sign said. Tell Foley, my mom makes the best homemade French dressing. And tell Kippy my car is always trashed haha
I’ve been getting lil mayo on my wawa meatball hoagies for ages, try it out, trust the big man 😅
@yoyeti4022
Жыл бұрын
That's why he... and you probably are pushing 400lbs
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
Don’t encourage his bad eating habits. Lol
Get em T-Bone!!
I think there's a limit to how much dogging big man for his weight does something positive - dogging him too much will actually have the reverse effect making him more likely to actually gain weight. Be easy on em' - love yall!
Well done Toby .... well done
Kippy slowly realizing that's he's done something mid-critique is the best.
Im with Foley on the dressings 🔥 bbq sauce can totally be a salad dressing so can honey mustard. Why not!?
Let's go bubs!
I haven't listened to this yet, just starting, but I'm from NY and moved to San Diego and I bring my own bleu cheese to wing spots because they only serve ranch. Is that garbage? 😆
@theramplocal
Жыл бұрын
If it's a situation where they don't even have said dressing I say you get a pass, that's a pro move. What are you gonna do, eat a salad w a dressing you don't like like a jerkoff? Not garbage
@TheOriginalArchie
Жыл бұрын
@@theramplocal My man! That's what I'm saying. I keep it in the fridge at work too, and when we go for wings, the bleu cheese comes with me.
HOT TAMALE NEW AYG NOT TO SHABBY not to shabby at all 😊
"And if you dodge the first backhand.....it only gets worse from there" A M E N
Barney? More like “This Old Man”