Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Bring your Own Ranch w/ Kippy & Foley

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Are You Garbage is back with a Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

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  • @GBPACKERS72
    @GBPACKERS72 Жыл бұрын

    Kippy looks like the Boss Baby all grown up

  • @samanthab1923

    @samanthab1923

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes! I said Vash from Sausage Party 😆

  • @cresc3ndo475

    @cresc3ndo475

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @Your_Mailman_Grows_7121

    @Your_Mailman_Grows_7121

    Жыл бұрын

    That's a good piece a business right there ✅️

  • @kylemcgill2966

    @kylemcgill2966

    Жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @dwhiphop

    @dwhiphop

    Жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @chrisnelson1928
    @chrisnelson1928 Жыл бұрын

    Loving the fact that they’re putting out so many eps recently. Having a really shitty go of it lately and these definitely take me out of it for a bit. Thanks fellas!

  • @DrunkInPublic

    @DrunkInPublic

    Жыл бұрын

    Sorry to hear it, me too but i know I’m in good company here and that as soon as i hear Tbone say truuuuusarooof! I’ll feel a lot better

  • @nathantinsley2618

    @nathantinsley2618

    Жыл бұрын

    Feel better. Maybe spend some time at Joe Rogan's Mothership

  • @butchringwald1817

    @butchringwald1817

    Жыл бұрын

    Another good one for the downtimes is Perry Caravello Live. Highly suggest!

  • @smoovegutierrez541

    @smoovegutierrez541

    Жыл бұрын

    Keep yer head up ya bozo, it’s all gone work out

  • @stonezybonezy

    @stonezybonezy

    Жыл бұрын

    This weeks been rrrrrrrrough. All the eps are keepin me crispy

  • @TheOriginalTroll
    @TheOriginalTroll Жыл бұрын

    The “Toby hit me!” Going straight to the forehead was fucking perfect 😂😂😂😂

  • @XbraveheartX87

    @XbraveheartX87

    Жыл бұрын

    gold jerry! GOLD!

  • @AudreyDoesWords

    @AudreyDoesWords

    Жыл бұрын

    The close-ups are used so few and far between that it makes them land just that much harder.

  • @mattnowlin6626
    @mattnowlin6626 Жыл бұрын

    Damn shout out to Toby for investigating and finding the person stealing his meal prep packages and confronting him.

  • @j.yahnke

    @j.yahnke

    Жыл бұрын

    Toby learned how to putt. 😆

  • @wasnt_it

    @wasnt_it

    Жыл бұрын

    and for not knowing what a shake-down is

  • @darrellb9519
    @darrellb9519 Жыл бұрын

    Toby hitting us with the hairline zoom is hilarious!

  • @DillonDaVillain222
    @DillonDaVillain222 Жыл бұрын

    I fucking love Foley "I think she's stealing my change"😭

  • @jonathandewitt1054
    @jonathandewitt1054 Жыл бұрын

    Just in time to have with my microwaved “baked” potato!

  • @missouribroad978
    @missouribroad978 Жыл бұрын

    The Gods of Garbaggio are shining upon us.

  • @you_down_with_pjc

    @you_down_with_pjc

    Жыл бұрын

    Praised be thy mane

  • @user59371

    @user59371

    Жыл бұрын

    Wednesday night mass? Yes please 🙏⛪️✝️🚬🍺🗑️

  • @DrunkInPublic

    @DrunkInPublic

    Жыл бұрын

    All praise Garbaggio🙏🏼 🗑️

  • @anthonybogus5688

    @anthonybogus5688

    Жыл бұрын

    Amen my garbouge brothers & sisters 🤲🏽 🙏🏾

  • @wetpoopoo9412

    @wetpoopoo9412

    Жыл бұрын

    Daddi, I have poo on my diaper. Change me Zaddi uwu

  • @formansbasement2311
    @formansbasement2311 Жыл бұрын

    41:10 I'm hungover and I almost threw up when Foley said that 🤣

  • @14AdamC
    @14AdamC Жыл бұрын

    Love the natural wobbling of the unsteady kitchen table. Adds such an authentic touch to the pod that you just don't get anywhere else.

  • @billyodwyer2703
    @billyodwyer2703 Жыл бұрын

    Best podcast ever created!

  • @nickystixxx2481
    @nickystixxx2481 Жыл бұрын

    10 dollar home, fucking love these guys

  • @mry9440
    @mry9440 Жыл бұрын

    “Trash, trash, trash” baby!!! I’ve tested out a few Patreon pods and AYG is the only pod that’s been well worth the ghee & the only one I kept. Loves youse guys ❤

  • @cloudbloom

    @cloudbloom

    Жыл бұрын

    That's good to know cuz I just joined as a $20 bozo🤌 however I never doubted the boys if they would deliver the goods!

  • @AprilNPaul
    @AprilNPaul Жыл бұрын

    Omg! Toby, with the forehead shot!!! 🤣🤣 I almost peed myself

  • @WillLarkin
    @WillLarkin Жыл бұрын

    Gatorade and vodka is the faderade

  • @Uncle_Duck
    @Uncle_Duck Жыл бұрын

    "Beers are allowed to be snuck in" words I live by like a true bozo.

  • @DamenJoost

    @DamenJoost

    Жыл бұрын

    So funny, thats like the trashiest thing to sneak into anywhere

  • @sabers042
    @sabers042 Жыл бұрын

    Bro absolutely banger from the jump 😂😂 can’t wait the boys gotta get footage in the Indy car 🤙🏼

  • @Ratinadrainditch
    @Ratinadrainditch Жыл бұрын

    God you guys bust out episodes like no other and I couldn’t be more grateful ❤

  • @UncleDron8
    @UncleDron8 Жыл бұрын

    44:48 Toby hit me, now that's podcast gold.

  • @Agu85
    @Agu85 Жыл бұрын

    Just cracked the Moscato 🍷 Stay classy, garbage cans! 🗑️

  • @yoyeti4022

    @yoyeti4022

    Жыл бұрын

    Tap the box!

  • @DrunkInPublic

    @DrunkInPublic

    Жыл бұрын

    Gotta slap the bag of wine to make it official 👋🏼 🍷

  • @Hosebrain
    @Hosebrain Жыл бұрын

    Man I relate to Foleys eating habits so much. Hittin a sandwich with a bit of mayo right before you bite. Not dipping it, but just a little touch with a butter knife. You can get your sauce right where you want it, whether in between the bread, at the bottom if you want it to hit your tongue first. You have absolute control over the ratio of sauce/mayo to sandwich each bite so you can adjust to your taste at the beginning middle or end of the sandwich. Perfect.

  • @garrettrutkowski9430
    @garrettrutkowski9430 Жыл бұрын

    Great way to start my three day weekend I can tell ya that, clean living.

  • @ThaFashionAssassin
    @ThaFashionAssassin Жыл бұрын

    Was looking for something good to watch. My days quality of entertainment just went through the roof!

  • @DrunkInPublic

    @DrunkInPublic

    Жыл бұрын

    *Truuuuudarooof*

  • @MCTheProducer
    @MCTheProducer Жыл бұрын

    Man, that talk in the beginning about your dad being in reach of smacking you really brought back some memories. It feels good to know I wasn't alone growing up. By the way, how about when you'd get picked up after getting in trouble and they wouldn't say a word, just sit in silence for a few minutes or even worse the whole ride home. You didn't know what was coming. Those were the 90's.

  • @ireallylikeasoiaf4946

    @ireallylikeasoiaf4946

    Жыл бұрын

    Waiting till you got close in pure silence.. you’d be rambling on about some bullshit.. then when you were close.. BAM back hand.

  • @MCTheProducer

    @MCTheProducer

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ireallylikeasoiaf4946 😂 exactly

  • @Natemire
    @Natemire3 ай бұрын

    As a kid I lived at the bottom of a ski hill. Just a small local one, nothing fancy, don't get excited. My brother and I would always wait until spring when most of the snow melted and go scour the half pipe for all the stuff guys lost in the winter. There was always money, goggles, sunglasses, all kinds of fun stuff teens would lose in the late 90's lol

  • @Yungscoota518
    @Yungscoota518 Жыл бұрын

    Always a good time when the boys drop a family episode, gooooooodnight

  • @theramplocal

    @theramplocal

    Жыл бұрын

    That's a good piece of business

  • @miketous1865
    @miketous1865 Жыл бұрын

    A new ep dropping makes my bird go “thru da roof”!!!!

  • @htn3000
    @htn3000 Жыл бұрын

    love the family episodes

  • @jordanmcmenemy589
    @jordanmcmenemy589 Жыл бұрын

    I do love when we see what guests are garbage but nothing hits like a family ep

  • @mireyaguzman4172
    @mireyaguzman4172 Жыл бұрын

    I know episodes come out weekly but every time a new episode hits, I’m just like “I needed this”. Today I really needed this thanks so much for all the laughs ❤️❤️❤️

  • @jordanschultz2232
    @jordanschultz2232 Жыл бұрын

    Really killing it guys these numbers are THRU the ROOF!!

  • @xXOneGoodFelaXx
    @xXOneGoodFelaXx Жыл бұрын

    That Foley story changed from throwing pencils at the tiles to knocking tiles down standing on trash cans. Idk what to believe.

  • @VitaKet

    @VitaKet

    Жыл бұрын

    We did both... not that difficult.

  • @WillLarkin
    @WillLarkin Жыл бұрын

    Welcome back BOIS

  • @thekxl5063
    @thekxl5063 Жыл бұрын

    “You know I’m surgical with this bitch don’t ya Hank” is premium deep cut 😂

  • @corbin8930
    @corbin8930 Жыл бұрын

    I remember finding an 18K gold chain once in a lazy river when I was a kid. That was a good day!

  • @Jarrahs24
    @Jarrahs24 Жыл бұрын

    Mayo on a meatball sub is the way to go

  • @Im.Richard
    @Im.Richard Жыл бұрын

    Metal Wolf sounds like DOKKEN ! 🤘🤘

  • @Brick_Sauce
    @Brick_Sauce Жыл бұрын

    The Golden Gods of Garbage have returned!

  • @OutlierConcepts
    @OutlierConcepts Жыл бұрын

    "I genuinely forgot about that bet until today" "I DIDN'T"

  • @GEEKYMICK
    @GEEKYMICK Жыл бұрын

    "DRINK YOUR SCHOOL, STAY IN MILK, DO YOUR DRUUGS!" Fuckin Kippy LOL

  • @franciscopalacios4624
    @franciscopalacios4624 Жыл бұрын

    Nose bonk is such a skate deep cut kippy really knows 😂🫡

  • @jamespolk7872
    @jamespolk7872 Жыл бұрын

    Here we go!!

  • @terrygarvey7178
    @terrygarvey7178 Жыл бұрын

    Kippy with aggressive authority "I like bread!" Had me dying. Lol

  • @debbieskrletts725
    @debbieskrletts725 Жыл бұрын

    You are correct....back in the day ranch was superb.

  • @seanmullen3917
    @seanmullen3917 Жыл бұрын

    I’ve been a private investigator for over 25 years. I have many stories LOL

  • @theramplocal

    @theramplocal

    Жыл бұрын

    You shld get on the show, that wld be a banger

  • @jackdabulas8365
    @jackdabulas8365 Жыл бұрын

    I wait to listen to this at work love the Garbage Army

  • @rottingcorpse6565
    @rottingcorpse6565 Жыл бұрын

    Guitar lesson talk brought up some nostalgic memories of all the weirdo guitar teachers I had back in the day too

  • @ireallylikeasoiaf4946
    @ireallylikeasoiaf4946 Жыл бұрын

    Welcome to America baby! Yeah! Go Ranch!

  • @alicedoors4826
    @alicedoors4826 Жыл бұрын

    Careful with the klepto neighbor you caught and humiliated Toby, some people don't react very kindly to being made to feel like that might secretly retaliate to "punish" you and "get even". Watch your back! In the future you should let your super handle it while keeping your name and face out of it. You never know how crazy people might react, especially the quiet ones that know where you live.

  • @Matt_LaLuz

    @Matt_LaLuz

    Жыл бұрын

    Is this the neighbor 😳

  • @JDillaRobot

    @JDillaRobot

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Matt_LaLuz 😂😂

  • @mc9828
    @mc9828 Жыл бұрын

    Foley's love for nostalgia makes me so happy

  • @clayhopkins665
    @clayhopkins665 Жыл бұрын

    Mayo on a subway meatball sub is an all time favorite of mine.

  • @johngriff914
    @johngriff914 Жыл бұрын

    Kippy must wake some mornings like Martin Sheen in Apocalypse Now. “Foleyville, I can’t believe I’m still in Foleyville.”

  • @samuelbohannon
    @samuelbohannon Жыл бұрын

    Foley looking like an Italian Bobby Lee

  • @samanthab1923

    @samanthab1923

    Жыл бұрын

    Right? I see no Irish in him. Those eyes are like slits.

  • @lilwillbooth9871
    @lilwillbooth9871 Жыл бұрын

    Haha "Toby hit me!" (Zooms in) on Kippy's forehead hahaha

  • @danielkephart7319
    @danielkephart7319 Жыл бұрын

    I bet you Foley is Alf all grown up 🤣 and undercover

  • @ryanjefferies2788
    @ryanjefferies2788 Жыл бұрын

    Wait, so in this story Patty waited until Foley was naked before confronting him about grabbing his junk? But, why? It makes it so much creepier.

  • @freyjapayne7119
    @freyjapayne7119 Жыл бұрын

    Shout out to Foley from Wilmywood & Jeff Gordon Chevy 🤣 Sending our ❤️

  • @bealiobealio
    @bealiobealio Жыл бұрын

    Before I even watch, I said "There's definitely a new AYG." Never not some fresh garbage to rifle through. You guys work so hard and I love ya for it.

  • @kelancromer670
    @kelancromer670 Жыл бұрын

    Is it garbage to say "Gran-dam", because it looks like Foley and I have done it our whole lives!

  • @jibba1681
    @jibba1681 Жыл бұрын

    Kippy saying Chick-fil-A sauce is for fries and Sammy’s but NOT chicken made me angry inside 😂

  • @MCTheProducer
    @MCTheProducer Жыл бұрын

    @28:28 I wonder if people hit up the local RV place of business and hang out watching tv inside that bad boy for the day 😆

  • @BREMCA_12
    @BREMCA_12 Жыл бұрын

    Yall should go to the indy500 dressed like youre goin to the kentucky derby

  • @kodanmahood384
    @kodanmahood384 Жыл бұрын

    T-Bone is a tough piece of meat that punches back! Nice!

  • @docbp87
    @docbp87 Жыл бұрын

    Foley saying "iambic pentameter" like it has anything to do with music, and no one in the room calling him out on it is the best thing ever.

  • @rottingcorpse6565

    @rottingcorpse6565

    Жыл бұрын

    he probably meant the pentatonic scale but those wires got crossed somewhere

  • @tomsevcik1792
    @tomsevcik1792 Жыл бұрын

    I could honestly watch a whole comedy show with series of these guys. That would be awesomee

  • @anthonybogus5688
    @anthonybogus5688 Жыл бұрын

    Kippy : ya it was still Dre 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rambo6796
    @rambo6796 Жыл бұрын

    Love da boys!

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o Жыл бұрын

    Kippy you were one of the specials

  • @chrishenkel6652
    @chrishenkel6652 Жыл бұрын

    Foley has never come closer to completely running out of breath than when he was talking about insurance fraud

  • @anthonybogus5688
    @anthonybogus5688 Жыл бұрын

    Getting back to our garbouge roots with a fambam episode 🙌🏽

  • @GoGoJuice120
    @GoGoJuice120 Жыл бұрын

    No dis to the tremendous lineup of superstar guests...but there's nothing like circling the wagons with the family episodes

  • @butchringwald1817
    @butchringwald1817 Жыл бұрын

    every time Kippy brings up something from his Eastern PA childhood, its a story directly from my own Eastern Pennsylvania childhood. The waterpark in Ocean City??????? Maybe we shared a double-hole intertube some summer, pal ahahaha

  • @ddiliello
    @ddiliello Жыл бұрын

    Y’all should number your episodes on Patreon. Catching up on old episodes is rough when you lose your place scrolling

  • @jdcriswell2499
    @jdcriswell2499 Жыл бұрын

    Still my favorite podcast. Always enjoy

  • @PatPrika42
    @PatPrika42 Жыл бұрын

    This ep had my giggles tru da roof !

  • @UncleDron8
    @UncleDron8 Жыл бұрын

    We had a Chevy lumina. We called it The Lum-dogg.

  • @marcoestevam6432
    @marcoestevam6432 Жыл бұрын

    Hell yeah boys another banger! I can almost afford the Patreon bill, going to binge for days

  • @andrewp413
    @andrewp413 Жыл бұрын

    Player pianos are so cool dude old school aux drunk dj s for party’s back before they even had vinyl records that’s class

  • @ZenoSama_
    @ZenoSama_ Жыл бұрын

    FOLEY you gotta just put an extra slab of mayo on the sandy. Dipping a sando in Mayo is WILD.

  • @chrisfair11
    @chrisfair11 Жыл бұрын

    I will bring this up forever. Red sauce is acidic and tends to need a fat to be delicious. It's why garlic bread and pasta are popular (or milk... Or mayo). Spaghetti sandwiches are awesome, and the secret is the mayo. Also, anyone else's mom sneak candy and pop into the movie theatre? Shout out to all the moms who did that.

  • @damiencharnoski7428
    @damiencharnoski7428 Жыл бұрын

    All hail Shockwave

  • @justusread5722
    @justusread5722 Жыл бұрын

    Kippy, hemp necklaces were huge for us class of 05 boys

  • @zacharyhendershott
    @zacharyhendershott Жыл бұрын

    The Indy 500 is insanely awesome. It will blow you away.

  • @poindextertunes
    @poindextertunes Жыл бұрын

    Patty froze the lock and tapped the cylinder out with a chisel 😂

  • @markdeturris558
    @markdeturris558 Жыл бұрын

    Toby your the man! Handles business, good for you

  • @jonnygranville281
    @jonnygranville281 Жыл бұрын

    I can't wait to see the AYG boys at the Indy 500

  • @dbrey2635
    @dbrey2635 Жыл бұрын

    That Toby hit was beautiful! 😂

  • @AprilNPaul
    @AprilNPaul Жыл бұрын

    Lol. My first car "technically" was a blue 1980s ford ranger with the little swivel seats. 5 speed I loved that truck in high school.

  • @russlasky6162

    @russlasky6162

    Жыл бұрын

    Drove a blue 98' ranger in highschool. Still the best truck iv ever had. Failed inspection for defrost. Didn't feel like taking the dash apart so I sold it. Regret it everyday.

  • @jamesappleton5063
    @jamesappleton5063 Жыл бұрын

    Tell Tobey I have been calling it Chicka-fil-let because when they first came out I thought that is what the sign said. Tell Foley, my mom makes the best homemade French dressing. And tell Kippy my car is always trashed haha

  • @Mmksen289
    @Mmksen289 Жыл бұрын

    I’ve been getting lil mayo on my wawa meatball hoagies for ages, try it out, trust the big man 😅

  • @yoyeti4022

    @yoyeti4022

    Жыл бұрын

    That's why he... and you probably are pushing 400lbs

  • @samanthab1923

    @samanthab1923

    Жыл бұрын

    Don’t encourage his bad eating habits. Lol

  • @invaderjimm8422
    @invaderjimm8422 Жыл бұрын

    Get em T-Bone!!

  • @tattedcodementor
    @tattedcodementor Жыл бұрын

    I think there's a limit to how much dogging big man for his weight does something positive - dogging him too much will actually have the reverse effect making him more likely to actually gain weight. Be easy on em' - love yall!

  • @rustyshackleford8149
    @rustyshackleford8149 Жыл бұрын

    Well done Toby .... well done

  • @mrdylanja
    @mrdylanja Жыл бұрын

    Kippy slowly realizing that's he's done something mid-critique is the best.

  • @crisluvsu
    @crisluvsu4 ай бұрын

    Im with Foley on the dressings 🔥 bbq sauce can totally be a salad dressing so can honey mustard. Why not!?

  • @dudeimarobot
    @dudeimarobot Жыл бұрын

    Let's go bubs!

  • @TheOriginalArchie
    @TheOriginalArchie Жыл бұрын

    I haven't listened to this yet, just starting, but I'm from NY and moved to San Diego and I bring my own bleu cheese to wing spots because they only serve ranch. Is that garbage? 😆

  • @theramplocal

    @theramplocal

    Жыл бұрын

    If it's a situation where they don't even have said dressing I say you get a pass, that's a pro move. What are you gonna do, eat a salad w a dressing you don't like like a jerkoff? Not garbage

  • @TheOriginalArchie

    @TheOriginalArchie

    Жыл бұрын

    @@theramplocal My man! That's what I'm saying. I keep it in the fridge at work too, and when we go for wings, the bleu cheese comes with me.

  • @anthonybogus5688
    @anthonybogus5688 Жыл бұрын

    HOT TAMALE NEW AYG NOT TO SHABBY not to shabby at all 😊

  • @OutlierConcepts
    @OutlierConcepts Жыл бұрын

    "And if you dodge the first backhand.....it only gets worse from there" A M E N

  • @redrabbit1478
    @redrabbit1478 Жыл бұрын

    Barney? More like “This Old Man”

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