Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Matteo Lane Returns!
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Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast presents stand up comedian and podcast host Matteo Lane. You know Matteo Lane from Stand Up Comedy, the Flagrant podcast w/ Andrew Schulz, We Might Be Drunk podcast, Matteo Lane Makes, Whiskey Ginger, and his special "Hair Plugs and Heartache"! Thanks for watching Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast. Come to a live show!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans?
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@CornerStoreDrums
5 ай бұрын
AYG Boys!
Uncle Hank lookin slim these days
@cypresswoods5220
5 ай бұрын
Uhhzempik wrkin overtime
@arshiyarahimi10
5 ай бұрын
Came here to comment this our boys looking good
@andystreet339
5 ай бұрын
Zempiks working over time
@GriseldaBSF410
5 ай бұрын
Compared to Lizzo maybe
@andystreet339
5 ай бұрын
@@GriseldaBSF410 hey ya gotta start somewhere lol
Every comedian that comes on says it's their favourite pod and that they have the most fun doing AYG. I love to see it
@ngrosjean2
5 ай бұрын
I love how much fun every guest has. Kippy and Foley are so quick and seem like the funnest hangs.
That “everybody dance now” was spot on 🤣🤣🤣
@Harrison2329
5 ай бұрын
I wasn’t watching the video and legit thought the song started playing☠️
@nuckels188
5 ай бұрын
Incredible talent. Also i used to have a cokehead buddy who would show up with that song blasting from his car insanely fuckin loud. Never gets old
@ethanluffman7150
2 ай бұрын
@@nuckels188 hell yeah
@dariusvanderbeck5885
2 ай бұрын
Fr game me chills 😂😂😂
The intro never gets old. Kippy chainsmoking and Foley bringing out the Millers is gold
@0GbobbyJohnson
5 ай бұрын
Man... You're a real mixed up bozo. Figure out the hosts names for Christ sake 😅
@NikolasColivas
5 ай бұрын
Foley with the milk 😂
@juanjuean2591
5 ай бұрын
The sneakers with the cheap suits
@scv909
5 ай бұрын
High Life the Champagne of beers.
Matteo's Liza Minnelli impression always makes me instant 100% happier. It's so fucking good and funny.
The synchronized “ohhhhh” on whipped ricotta is fuckin comedy 50:40
@MichaelC1998x
5 ай бұрын
Kippy and Foley basically act as one brain
When Hank threw out, “Danny! What’s a Negroni?!”, I fell off the toilet laughing
Mateo is good people. Keep bringing him back!
@FatTony_Football
5 ай бұрын
Good vibes
Mateo’s biceps are so toned that Foley and Kippy might mistake them for prime rib.
@littlewigglemonster7691
5 ай бұрын
Prime rib is fatty
@bobbybush1750
5 ай бұрын
@@littlewigglemonster7691 I want his prime rib🤤
@darrenking8943
5 ай бұрын
lmfao he tried to be funny leave him alone @@littlewigglemonster7691
@barcrafty817
5 ай бұрын
F @ &
@GriseldaBSF410
5 ай бұрын
Wow! That was terrible your trying to hard
These episodes are literally an antidepressant for me
@Dionysusdying
5 ай бұрын
I wish it worked for concomitant opioid and alcohol withdrawal.
@lvmichael34
5 ай бұрын
@@Dionysusdyingit does brother, they helped me through my first few days
@Ian-hd3od
5 ай бұрын
@@Dionysusdying sending good vibes!
@Stoney-Jacksman
2 ай бұрын
@@Ian-hd3od hahahah wtf. good vibes..
i swear I just heard Foley say his pet peeve on we might be drunk was people saying "sitch" for situation and its ine of the first questions he asked lmao
Foley losing that WEIGHT!! And Matteo over here bulking up. What is going on I mean come AWN!!!
@SBwj1gr
5 ай бұрын
Yesss I noticed as well - let’s go Foley 🩵 and Matteo is just sculpted, I dunno what else to say lol 💪🏼💪🏼
@Stoney-Jacksman
2 ай бұрын
you americans really are always obsessed with celebrities and nowadays with podcast people. They just want your money living their best life from conversations with each other, they dont give a f about you you simps. You people think they are your friends. Its sad.
“Toby hit em with the wetha”…”awooga!” 😂
My buddy passed this week and it’s been real rough so these episodes have helped restore a bit of normalcy to my life and the last comedy show I went to was an Ayg show with him we had a great time that day
@christiannava8355
5 ай бұрын
Sorry for your loss. The boys and the bozos are here for ya pal
I love the recap of the returning guests in the intro
@EclecticWizard6
5 ай бұрын
Same hope they keep doing that
I love Matteo so much.
When Matteo started shitting on destination weddings, I started cry laughing alone because I knew about Foleys wedding coming up 😂
10:30 Congratulations Foley!! God bless you and Mrs. Foley. Hope the wedding is on patreon❤😀
@GriseldaBSF410
5 ай бұрын
That would be the ultimate trash move
@cabalerios
5 ай бұрын
paywall the honeymoon, hachi machi
@samanthab1923
5 ай бұрын
I wasn’t sure I heard that right. He’s married now?
@jonnygranville281
5 ай бұрын
@@samanthab1923 not yet
@isetthem
5 ай бұрын
@samanthab1923 No, he is getting married in December
Matteo is the first guest I’ve seen that knew about DJ Delilah. Everyone else has no clue what Foley is talking about 😂
@julesschoony812
5 ай бұрын
That was a staple growing up in my childhood. I was singing the jingle the second Foley brought it up. Lol.
“They’re genetically modified grapes” “We’re all going to hell”😂😂😂
Oh fuck yeah!! Matteo is the man!
@GriseldaBSF410
5 ай бұрын
With man being used loosely lol
@samanthab1923
5 ай бұрын
This is a great follow up for me. Was just watching a couple who live in Positano & Tuscany ❤
@Bigbabyyzy
5 ай бұрын
@@GriseldaBSF410brother you collect sports cards he’s more of a man then you 🤣
@bobbybush1750
5 ай бұрын
@@GriseldaBSF410 Then you see a trans chick "THAT'S NOT A WOMAN!" You're projecting. If you were not straight you'd probably get laid. I'm glad I'm Bi, if I wasn't I wouldn't be getting laid. Have a good day brotha.
@digbycrankshaft7572
5 күн бұрын
@@GriseldaBSF410but not as loosely as in your case
Matteo hung out with Soder, I'm now hoping and praying for a Matteo episode of Soder soon. Those 2 together might be a pairing that needs its own regular show. Now to go rewatch Matteo at Olive Garden. 😆
@tkelly3519
Ай бұрын
We are under attack!!
That "Everybody dance now" was amazing
Matteo’s favorite game being super Metroid is kinda unexpected but a great detail
Omg!!! Let's go, boys!!!!! My absolute favorite Matteo❤❤❤❤
I was literally just binge watching matteo videos and this popped up🤩🤩
Yes! So pumped for Matteo. Was just watching some clips of his
Attention bozos! Cousin Matteo in the house. Time for a real class in class.
perfect T-bone joke @ 15:04: "Honey, he's just for looking."
"we're trying to keep you alive" -Toby looking out for the big man
You know this is gonna be Fire Mateo is hilarious. Big man looking great!
I'm still upset Netflix turned down matteo's special. His special is so funny it should be on HBO. ❤️
@samanthab1923
5 ай бұрын
Really? Netflix ruined comedy anyway. Look at who they give specials to. Trash
@CCitis
5 ай бұрын
lol HBO specials are nothing now. KZread is where it’s at
AYG and a couple cold ones has become a Sunday evening tradition
Can't wait for you boys in Boston!
Just love Matteo Lane!
I always luv the toodys lines that don’t hit because it’s the reaction to the bomb from foley that always kills me
My favorite gay other than Normand
@samanthab1923
5 ай бұрын
Good one 😂
Matteo is great! Hell yeah
The reason comedians love going on AYG is because it isn't 2 hours of talking about "The craft", the same reason we all love watching it.
Matteo is one of my favorite guests on every podcast
Print out a TNT Amusement poster and stick it to the screen of Buck Hunter. MABEY HE WILL FIX IT FOR THE FREE ADVERTISING. ❤
Where can we find Matteo artwork? I d love to see it
Hell yea was just watching the Louis ep from a bit ago waiting for this to drop. Popping these IPA’s like a real pansy and watching the fellas 👏🏻 good Sunday night
Uncle Hank is getting married 😮 congrats big guy😊 also Hair Plugs and Heartache is comic genius 😂
I love when Mateo talks about video games
This is gunna be great! Love Matteo! And hot damn foley is melting away! Stoked for this! 🤘🔥
Delilah question is a knock out ! Keep it up you knuckleheads 😂
I too absolutely adore drinking on planes. The headphones, the tipsy, the movies. It's perfect. It's the one time I can watch a movie free of distraction from phones and the person next to me.
Steak - "too national gerographic for me," 😂😂
it seriously just bummed me out that kippy didnt hit the subtle "oh yea" at the beginning haha
This show always delivers. Love youse guys
Matteo is an all timer
Matteo’s Fran Leibowitz reference was underrated 😂
Curls looking great Toblerone
Cheese + Caramel corn is a Portland classic too 🔥
10:00 lol Foleys face
I cannot believe you guys brought up Delilah ,...childhood memories of driving back from my grandmothers in Florida
If we don't get a garage island ep before they go to Texas, I'm gonna be pissed!!!
Bruh between the perfectly pitched “everybody dance now” and the “she was syndicated nationally!” That was was a gorgeous 60 seconds
That "how's your appettite" bit had my stomach hurting laughing. I'm just picturing Matteo so confused by this text while he's just having a random meal
Lmao I know that Hollister in woodfielld and in 2003 that was popping like a night club
33:16 Matteo says Super Metroid is his fave game of all time! Awsome
Out back here at Tuddy's she's upstairs taking pledges for her spinal bifida benefit walk. Calling it the "Crooked Mile"
If Foley weights less than Kevin, I am out a couple hundred dollars
New episode as I’m getting on a 3 hour plane ride, perfect timing
Matteo is the best. He deserves all the attention coming fo him.. You can tell he is such a hard worker.
Aunt Toties sneakers *squeak*
8:08 the long hair ain’t lying 😂
Thanks Matteo!! Love learning more about you!! 🙌✨
Mateo never disappoints.
Love Matteo!!🤗
The ozempys look like theyre doin work on the big man, love to see it
Big man lookin more like medium man these days let’s get it Foley
@samanthab1923
5 ай бұрын
I was thinking he & Kippy look the same width now
Let’s go cheers 🍻 from Tennessee
One of the best episodes. Hall of Famers! She out-philly’d the both of youse! 😂😂😂
Sippin a mack-iato 😂
In an alternate reality Matteo and Norton have four kids with 2 surrogates, and all four kids run 20 years of presidency and we all win. Quick kids . .. ...
I got invited to a friends wedding and I showed up to this wild ass mansion on the lake that the wedding is at. It was like some fancy ass wedding venue that made me feel so poor lmao. That’s when I found out his grandparents own Garret’s popcorn. There was endless popcorn and booze. Best wedding ever.
They got the $3 bill in studio!
The #1 reason I keep my medications in my kitchen 😂
I really really like Matteo hes cool beans
Funguys makes a beer with those grapes!
Love youse guys!
Really like the sum up of the last ep❤
Get that boi to 100k i tel ya I just subbed 0 regrets I love him
What a start to the year for AYG; it's been banger after banger as of late and now add Matteo to the list! 🤯
Love the painter's tape on the laptop to block the camera.
I love the recap in the intro!
Thank you for making my Sunday night!
52:53 I work in a produce warehouse and these new cotton candy grapes are fucking moving!
"that feels like a waste of 8 hours" 😂
This guy is one of the all time greats
Did anyone else find it hilarious when Toby said “ we got cheese fries Chicago dogs, Beefs all da way , baptized, Drunked It. 😂😂😂
"Cookin!" 190K baby
Hopefully we get some singing!!! Mateo can belt it!
It's been way too long! Can't for another barn burner boys! Sure missed having Matteo! #AYG ?
The bananas foster reference took me back in time 😅 thanks Foley @52:25
Great episode boys!
"Folks lets talk about helix matresses"😂😂😂😂