Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Matteo Lane Returns!

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Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast presents stand up comedian and podcast host Matteo Lane. You know Matteo Lane from Stand Up Comedy, the Flagrant podcast w/ Andrew Schulz, We Might Be Drunk podcast, Matteo Lane Makes, Whiskey Ginger, and his special "Hair Plugs and Heartache"! Thanks for watching Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast. Come to a live show!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

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  • @AreYouGarbage
    @AreYouGarbage5 ай бұрын

    Brand New AYG Merch: areyougarbage.com/

  • @CornerStoreDrums

    @CornerStoreDrums

    5 ай бұрын

    AYG Boys!

  • @andystreet339
    @andystreet3395 ай бұрын

    Uncle Hank lookin slim these days

  • @cypresswoods5220

    @cypresswoods5220

    5 ай бұрын

    Uhhzempik wrkin overtime

  • @arshiyarahimi10

    @arshiyarahimi10

    5 ай бұрын

    Came here to comment this our boys looking good

  • @andystreet339

    @andystreet339

    5 ай бұрын

    Zempiks working over time

  • @GriseldaBSF410

    @GriseldaBSF410

    5 ай бұрын

    Compared to Lizzo maybe

  • @andystreet339

    @andystreet339

    5 ай бұрын

    @@GriseldaBSF410 hey ya gotta start somewhere lol

  • @nickricci19
    @nickricci195 ай бұрын

    Every comedian that comes on says it's their favourite pod and that they have the most fun doing AYG. I love to see it

  • @ngrosjean2

    @ngrosjean2

    5 ай бұрын

    I love how much fun every guest has. Kippy and Foley are so quick and seem like the funnest hangs.

  • @MobSquad4209
    @MobSquad42095 ай бұрын

    That “everybody dance now” was spot on 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Harrison2329

    @Harrison2329

    5 ай бұрын

    I wasn’t watching the video and legit thought the song started playing☠️

  • @nuckels188

    @nuckels188

    5 ай бұрын

    Incredible talent. Also i used to have a cokehead buddy who would show up with that song blasting from his car insanely fuckin loud. Never gets old

  • @ethanluffman7150

    @ethanluffman7150

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@nuckels188 hell yeah

  • @dariusvanderbeck5885

    @dariusvanderbeck5885

    2 ай бұрын

    Fr game me chills 😂😂😂

  • @jonnygranville281
    @jonnygranville2815 ай бұрын

    The intro never gets old. Kippy chainsmoking and Foley bringing out the Millers is gold

  • @0GbobbyJohnson

    @0GbobbyJohnson

    5 ай бұрын

    Man... You're a real mixed up bozo. Figure out the hosts names for Christ sake 😅

  • @NikolasColivas

    @NikolasColivas

    5 ай бұрын

    Foley with the milk 😂

  • @juanjuean2591

    @juanjuean2591

    5 ай бұрын

    The sneakers with the cheap suits

  • @scv909

    @scv909

    5 ай бұрын

    High Life the Champagne of beers.

  • @jaywhy3178
    @jaywhy31785 ай бұрын

    Matteo's Liza Minnelli impression always makes me instant 100% happier. It's so fucking good and funny.

  • @tomasgonzalez853
    @tomasgonzalez8535 ай бұрын

    The synchronized “ohhhhh” on whipped ricotta is fuckin comedy 50:40

  • @MichaelC1998x

    @MichaelC1998x

    5 ай бұрын

    Kippy and Foley basically act as one brain

  • @jakemedeiros3929
    @jakemedeiros39295 ай бұрын

    When Hank threw out, “Danny! What’s a Negroni?!”, I fell off the toilet laughing

  • @Ben89420
    @Ben894205 ай бұрын

    Mateo is good people. Keep bringing him back!

  • @FatTony_Football

    @FatTony_Football

    5 ай бұрын

    Good vibes

  • @skyluke9476
    @skyluke94765 ай бұрын

    Mateo’s biceps are so toned that Foley and Kippy might mistake them for prime rib.

  • @littlewigglemonster7691

    @littlewigglemonster7691

    5 ай бұрын

    Prime rib is fatty

  • @bobbybush1750

    @bobbybush1750

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@littlewigglemonster7691 I want his prime rib🤤

  • @darrenking8943

    @darrenking8943

    5 ай бұрын

    lmfao he tried to be funny leave him alone ​@@littlewigglemonster7691

  • @barcrafty817

    @barcrafty817

    5 ай бұрын

    F @ &

  • @GriseldaBSF410

    @GriseldaBSF410

    5 ай бұрын

    Wow! That was terrible your trying to hard

  • @Ian-hd3od
    @Ian-hd3od5 ай бұрын

    These episodes are literally an antidepressant for me

  • @Dionysusdying

    @Dionysusdying

    5 ай бұрын

    I wish it worked for concomitant opioid and alcohol withdrawal.

  • @lvmichael34

    @lvmichael34

    5 ай бұрын

    @@Dionysusdyingit does brother, they helped me through my first few days

  • @Ian-hd3od

    @Ian-hd3od

    5 ай бұрын

    @@Dionysusdying sending good vibes!

  • @Stoney-Jacksman

    @Stoney-Jacksman

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Ian-hd3od hahahah wtf. good vibes..

  • @bori13cua
    @bori13cua5 ай бұрын

    i swear I just heard Foley say his pet peeve on we might be drunk was people saying "sitch" for situation and its ine of the first questions he asked lmao

  • @PearlDrumsHead
    @PearlDrumsHead5 ай бұрын

    Foley losing that WEIGHT!! And Matteo over here bulking up. What is going on I mean come AWN!!!

  • @SBwj1gr

    @SBwj1gr

    5 ай бұрын

    Yesss I noticed as well - let’s go Foley 🩵 and Matteo is just sculpted, I dunno what else to say lol 💪🏼💪🏼

  • @Stoney-Jacksman

    @Stoney-Jacksman

    2 ай бұрын

    you americans really are always obsessed with celebrities and nowadays with podcast people. They just want your money living their best life from conversations with each other, they dont give a f about you you simps. You people think they are your friends. Its sad.

  • @Cj-sj1bc
    @Cj-sj1bc5 ай бұрын

    “Toby hit em with the wetha”…”awooga!” 😂

  • @helloiamjuju403
    @helloiamjuju4035 ай бұрын

    My buddy passed this week and it’s been real rough so these episodes have helped restore a bit of normalcy to my life and the last comedy show I went to was an Ayg show with him we had a great time that day

  • @christiannava8355

    @christiannava8355

    5 ай бұрын

    Sorry for your loss. The boys and the bozos are here for ya pal

  • @jakesmall3454
    @jakesmall34545 ай бұрын

    I love the recap of the returning guests in the intro

  • @EclecticWizard6

    @EclecticWizard6

    5 ай бұрын

    Same hope they keep doing that

  • @Betty-Boop809
    @Betty-Boop8095 ай бұрын

    I love Matteo so much.

  • @nathannone8319
    @nathannone83195 ай бұрын

    When Matteo started shitting on destination weddings, I started cry laughing alone because I knew about Foleys wedding coming up 😂

  • @jonnygranville281
    @jonnygranville2815 ай бұрын

    10:30 Congratulations Foley!! God bless you and Mrs. Foley. Hope the wedding is on patreon❤😀

  • @GriseldaBSF410

    @GriseldaBSF410

    5 ай бұрын

    That would be the ultimate trash move

  • @cabalerios

    @cabalerios

    5 ай бұрын

    paywall the honeymoon, hachi machi

  • @samanthab1923

    @samanthab1923

    5 ай бұрын

    I wasn’t sure I heard that right. He’s married now?

  • @jonnygranville281

    @jonnygranville281

    5 ай бұрын

    @@samanthab1923 not yet

  • @isetthem

    @isetthem

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@samanthab1923 No, he is getting married in December

  • @Sammyfrmkdz
    @Sammyfrmkdz5 ай бұрын

    Matteo is the first guest I’ve seen that knew about DJ Delilah. Everyone else has no clue what Foley is talking about 😂

  • @julesschoony812

    @julesschoony812

    5 ай бұрын

    That was a staple growing up in my childhood. I was singing the jingle the second Foley brought it up. Lol.

  • @paulcampbell8652
    @paulcampbell86525 ай бұрын

    “They’re genetically modified grapes” “We’re all going to hell”😂😂😂

  • @0to60in1day
    @0to60in1day5 ай бұрын

    Oh fuck yeah!! Matteo is the man!

  • @GriseldaBSF410

    @GriseldaBSF410

    5 ай бұрын

    With man being used loosely lol

  • @samanthab1923

    @samanthab1923

    5 ай бұрын

    This is a great follow up for me. Was just watching a couple who live in Positano & Tuscany ❤

  • @Bigbabyyzy

    @Bigbabyyzy

    5 ай бұрын

    @@GriseldaBSF410brother you collect sports cards he’s more of a man then you 🤣

  • @bobbybush1750

    @bobbybush1750

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@GriseldaBSF410 Then you see a trans chick "THAT'S NOT A WOMAN!" You're projecting. If you were not straight you'd probably get laid. I'm glad I'm Bi, if I wasn't I wouldn't be getting laid. Have a good day brotha.

  • @digbycrankshaft7572

    @digbycrankshaft7572

    5 күн бұрын

    ​@@GriseldaBSF410but not as loosely as in your case

  • @cracklecracklebaybay5612
    @cracklecracklebaybay56125 ай бұрын

    Matteo hung out with Soder, I'm now hoping and praying for a Matteo episode of Soder soon. Those 2 together might be a pairing that needs its own regular show. Now to go rewatch Matteo at Olive Garden. 😆

  • @tkelly3519

    @tkelly3519

    Ай бұрын

    We are under attack!!

  • @colinm6714
    @colinm67145 ай бұрын

    That "Everybody dance now" was amazing

  • @klebappledaps9511
    @klebappledaps95115 ай бұрын

    Matteo’s favorite game being super Metroid is kinda unexpected but a great detail

  • @AprilNPaul
    @AprilNPaul5 ай бұрын

    Omg!!! Let's go, boys!!!!! My absolute favorite Matteo❤❤❤❤

  • @benzavala5986
    @benzavala59865 ай бұрын

    I was literally just binge watching matteo videos and this popped up🤩🤩

  • @Sasquatch1987
    @Sasquatch19875 ай бұрын

    Yes! So pumped for Matteo. Was just watching some clips of his

  • @Dixie_N0rmis
    @Dixie_N0rmis5 ай бұрын

    Attention bozos! Cousin Matteo in the house. Time for a real class in class.

  • @genericandroid5611
    @genericandroid56112 ай бұрын

    perfect T-bone joke @ 15:04: "Honey, he's just for looking."

  • @evanmanochio
    @evanmanochio5 ай бұрын

    "we're trying to keep you alive" -Toby looking out for the big man

  • @jameshagen5817
    @jameshagen58175 ай бұрын

    You know this is gonna be Fire Mateo is hilarious. Big man looking great!

  • @jvillan94
    @jvillan945 ай бұрын

    I'm still upset Netflix turned down matteo's special. His special is so funny it should be on HBO. ❤️

  • @samanthab1923

    @samanthab1923

    5 ай бұрын

    Really? Netflix ruined comedy anyway. Look at who they give specials to. Trash

  • @CCitis

    @CCitis

    5 ай бұрын

    lol HBO specials are nothing now. KZread is where it’s at

  • @jamesmanriquez3493
    @jamesmanriquez34935 ай бұрын

    AYG and a couple cold ones has become a Sunday evening tradition

  • @ktas7408
    @ktas74085 ай бұрын

    Can't wait for you boys in Boston!

  • @queenbeeshana
    @queenbeeshana5 ай бұрын

    Just love Matteo Lane!

  • @cookinitupwithty5999
    @cookinitupwithty59995 ай бұрын

    I always luv the toodys lines that don’t hit because it’s the reaction to the bomb from foley that always kills me

  • @PatPrika42
    @PatPrika425 ай бұрын

    My favorite gay other than Normand

  • @samanthab1923

    @samanthab1923

    5 ай бұрын

    Good one 😂

  • @FilthyCasual867
    @FilthyCasual8675 ай бұрын

    Matteo is great! Hell yeah

  • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
    @TheOrlandoTrustfull5 ай бұрын

    The reason comedians love going on AYG is because it isn't 2 hours of talking about "The craft", the same reason we all love watching it.

  • @invaderjimm8422
    @invaderjimm84225 ай бұрын

    Matteo is one of my favorite guests on every podcast

  • @rambo6796
    @rambo67965 ай бұрын

    Print out a TNT Amusement poster and stick it to the screen of Buck Hunter. MABEY HE WILL FIX IT FOR THE FREE ADVERTISING. ❤

  • @WojySmokes
    @WojySmokes5 ай бұрын

    Where can we find Matteo artwork? I d love to see it

  • @PearlDrumsHead
    @PearlDrumsHead5 ай бұрын

    Hell yea was just watching the Louis ep from a bit ago waiting for this to drop. Popping these IPA’s like a real pansy and watching the fellas 👏🏻 good Sunday night

  • @CraigSmith-qq3sr
    @CraigSmith-qq3sr5 ай бұрын

    Uncle Hank is getting married 😮 congrats big guy😊 also Hair Plugs and Heartache is comic genius 😂

  • @holographicpikachu1877
    @holographicpikachu18775 ай бұрын

    I love when Mateo talks about video games

  • @billtron182
    @billtron1825 ай бұрын

    This is gunna be great! Love Matteo! And hot damn foley is melting away! Stoked for this! 🤘🔥

  • @jjayyy94
    @jjayyy945 ай бұрын

    Delilah question is a knock out ! Keep it up you knuckleheads 😂

  • @zk4ore
    @zk4ore5 ай бұрын

    I too absolutely adore drinking on planes. The headphones, the tipsy, the movies. It's perfect. It's the one time I can watch a movie free of distraction from phones and the person next to me.

  • @carmen3091
    @carmen30915 ай бұрын

    Steak - "too national gerographic for me," 😂😂

  • @Jake2BakedTV
    @Jake2BakedTV5 ай бұрын

    it seriously just bummed me out that kippy didnt hit the subtle "oh yea" at the beginning haha

  • @chrisrobertson4053
    @chrisrobertson40535 ай бұрын

    This show always delivers. Love youse guys

  • @TonerLow
    @TonerLow5 ай бұрын

    Matteo is an all timer

  • @jameeljrehman
    @jameeljrehman5 ай бұрын

    Matteo’s Fran Leibowitz reference was underrated 😂

  • @nupuonline
    @nupuonline5 ай бұрын

    Curls looking great Toblerone

  • @Musthavetrav
    @Musthavetrav5 ай бұрын

    Cheese + Caramel corn is a Portland classic too 🔥

  • @jaypers232
    @jaypers2325 ай бұрын

    10:00 lol Foleys face

  • @zacharystraight2624
    @zacharystraight26245 ай бұрын

    I cannot believe you guys brought up Delilah ,...childhood memories of driving back from my grandmothers in Florida

  • @patrickhowley6698
    @patrickhowley66985 ай бұрын

    If we don't get a garage island ep before they go to Texas, I'm gonna be pissed!!!

  • @AllBrixedUp
    @AllBrixedUp5 ай бұрын

    Bruh between the perfectly pitched “everybody dance now” and the “she was syndicated nationally!” That was was a gorgeous 60 seconds

  • @SpicySpecials
    @SpicySpecials5 ай бұрын

    That "how's your appettite" bit had my stomach hurting laughing. I'm just picturing Matteo so confused by this text while he's just having a random meal

  • @stephennewby8997
    @stephennewby89975 ай бұрын

    Lmao I know that Hollister in woodfielld and in 2003 that was popping like a night club

  • @JazzonAA
    @JazzonAA5 ай бұрын

    33:16 Matteo says Super Metroid is his fave game of all time! Awsome

  • @quaaludecowboy692
    @quaaludecowboy6925 ай бұрын

    Out back here at Tuddy's she's upstairs taking pledges for her spinal bifida benefit walk. Calling it the "Crooked Mile"

  • @brandon4391
    @brandon43915 ай бұрын

    If Foley weights less than Kevin, I am out a couple hundred dollars

  • @michaelfoley1966
    @michaelfoley19665 ай бұрын

    New episode as I’m getting on a 3 hour plane ride, perfect timing

  • @sarahp5285
    @sarahp52854 ай бұрын

    Matteo is the best. He deserves all the attention coming fo him.. You can tell he is such a hard worker.

  • @growingheart8039
    @growingheart80395 ай бұрын

    Aunt Toties sneakers *squeak*

  • @BuY_tha_dRIP
    @BuY_tha_dRIP5 ай бұрын

    8:08 the long hair ain’t lying 😂

  • @paayal649
    @paayal6494 ай бұрын

    Thanks Matteo!! Love learning more about you!! 🙌✨

  • @jamboy5284
    @jamboy52845 ай бұрын

    Mateo never disappoints.

  • @desi4227
    @desi42275 ай бұрын

    Love Matteo!!🤗

  • @Erik_belanger
    @Erik_belanger5 ай бұрын

    The ozempys look like theyre doin work on the big man, love to see it

  • @Brumplestiltskin
    @Brumplestiltskin5 ай бұрын

    Big man lookin more like medium man these days let’s get it Foley

  • @samanthab1923

    @samanthab1923

    5 ай бұрын

    I was thinking he & Kippy look the same width now

  • @andystreet339
    @andystreet3395 ай бұрын

    Let’s go cheers 🍻 from Tennessee

  • @jojo8761
    @jojo87614 ай бұрын

    One of the best episodes. Hall of Famers! She out-philly’d the both of youse! 😂😂😂

  • @jamesmanriquez3493
    @jamesmanriquez34935 ай бұрын

    Sippin a mack-iato 😂

  • @juniperpruniper4935
    @juniperpruniper49355 ай бұрын

    In an alternate reality Matteo and Norton have four kids with 2 surrogates, and all four kids run 20 years of presidency and we all win. Quick kids . .. ...

  • @ScamLikely9327
    @ScamLikely93275 ай бұрын

    I got invited to a friends wedding and I showed up to this wild ass mansion on the lake that the wedding is at. It was like some fancy ass wedding venue that made me feel so poor lmao. That’s when I found out his grandparents own Garret’s popcorn. There was endless popcorn and booze. Best wedding ever.

  • @RD-qb7sd
    @RD-qb7sd5 ай бұрын

    They got the $3 bill in studio!

  • @erinkelley8208
    @erinkelley82085 ай бұрын

    The #1 reason I keep my medications in my kitchen 😂

  • @fredychicano654
    @fredychicano6545 ай бұрын

    I really really like Matteo hes cool beans

  • @nickb9379
    @nickb93795 ай бұрын

    Funguys makes a beer with those grapes!

  • @Ryans_heaters
    @Ryans_heaters5 ай бұрын

    Love youse guys!

  • @jovita2121
    @jovita21215 ай бұрын

    Really like the sum up of the last ep❤

  • @AllBrixedUp
    @AllBrixedUp5 ай бұрын

    Get that boi to 100k i tel ya I just subbed 0 regrets I love him

  • @MrNicvdb
    @MrNicvdb5 ай бұрын

    What a start to the year for AYG; it's been banger after banger as of late and now add Matteo to the list! 🤯

  • @theweeklyb1tch
    @theweeklyb1tch5 ай бұрын

    Love the painter's tape on the laptop to block the camera.

  • @tristynguyette3737
    @tristynguyette37375 ай бұрын

    I love the recap in the intro!

  • @laurenlefew1570
    @laurenlefew15705 ай бұрын

    Thank you for making my Sunday night!

  • @TheDeadStretch
    @TheDeadStretch5 ай бұрын

    52:53 I work in a produce warehouse and these new cotton candy grapes are fucking moving!

  • @justindavis8104
    @justindavis81044 ай бұрын

    "that feels like a waste of 8 hours" 😂

  • @SaintLoser314
    @SaintLoser3145 ай бұрын

    This guy is one of the all time greats

  • @santanaarce596
    @santanaarce5965 ай бұрын

    Did anyone else find it hilarious when Toby said “ we got cheese fries Chicago dogs, Beefs all da way , baptized, Drunked It. 😂😂😂

  • @ltsgoyanks
    @ltsgoyanks5 ай бұрын

    "Cookin!" 190K baby

  • @ltsgoyanks
    @ltsgoyanks5 ай бұрын

    Hopefully we get some singing!!! Mateo can belt it!

  • @lilwillbooth9871
    @lilwillbooth98715 ай бұрын

    It's been way too long! Can't for another barn burner boys! Sure missed having Matteo! #AYG ?

  • @Unz360
    @Unz3605 ай бұрын

    The bananas foster reference took me back in time 😅 thanks Foley @52:25

  • @brandoncook8419
    @brandoncook84195 ай бұрын

    Great episode boys!

  • @coziestbeing
    @coziestbeing5 ай бұрын

    "Folks lets talk about helix matresses"😂😂😂😂

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