Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Chicken Holiday w/ Kippy & Foley
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Are You Garbage is back with a Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
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“Hanky Panky is Foley eating pancakes under the bleachers”🤣🔥💀 underrated comment.
Family episodes are the best! Can't wait for Kippy to have his day in fat court, he's going to flail his hands in the air in anger and his FUPA will pop out of his suit like a Pillsbury croissant can
@ednakrabapoly
Жыл бұрын
kippy's fupa lmao
@MoarMike
Жыл бұрын
THE KID HAS MORE CHINS THAN A CHINESE PHONEBOOK
@greg1685
Жыл бұрын
Man I CANNOT wait
Christ on stilts this is the funniest podcast in the game. I listen to/watch YMH, 2B1C, Honeydew, Flagrant 2, Bertcast, Tigerbelly, all the majors, and I just discovered AYG about three days ago and it's not even close. I'm mad at myself for taking this long. Absolutely fucking brilliant.
@garrettbelshe8954
Жыл бұрын
Welcome fellow dirt bag!
@kyleadams6925
Жыл бұрын
You're missing Stuff Island, MSSP, and the Adam Friedland Show. I guarantee you'll enjoy at least 2 out of those 3 😂
@nickbotic
Жыл бұрын
@@kyleadams6925 Much obliged for the recommendations! I'll definitely check them out!
@zacknoffsinger1641
2 ай бұрын
My friend, I hope you're done listening to crap podcasts at this point. 😉
I literally just watched an old episode of Foley talking about his mom using crisco to fry cutlets, and asking the others if they knew what it was. And now he's like no idea lol
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
He’s almost a caricature of a poor fat guy. All the food ingredients are low budget. Crisco & not olive oil? Loves spending money that’s not his. Vending machine & water filtrate. NYC has some of the best tap water in the country.
@dogbraingod3969
Жыл бұрын
Is it fat is it nutter whodafuq knows amirite
@jstrattonlobdell4175
Жыл бұрын
A lot of drugs in a room since then....
@Johnny1Rocket
Жыл бұрын
Cocaine is helluva drug
@maplehillpark718
Жыл бұрын
Fat got to his brain, just easier to laugh at it
5 gallon water dispenser for your family, bottled water for guests, Is the move.
@imnotbenavery9220
Жыл бұрын
100%, our water is really heavy even after the softener and the 5 gal has been a life saver.
Foley that Sun-In is starting to make that flow look crispy 👌
What blows my mind is Foley not knowing toilet water is essentially “clean” water before its in the bowl, when he is on record stating he would clean a public toilet seat with the bowl water before sitting.
@DemocracyJones
Жыл бұрын
But don't some places have "grey water" they incorporate into plumbing for toilets? Not sure how popular that is because I've never seen it but I've heard of it
Oh, how the tables turn with Kevin on Fat Court…let him have it, Foley 😂😂😂😂😂
Aaaaaah ain't nothing like a good lazy Sunday afternoon with the WaWa twins. That's a good piece of bidnezz.
Hachi Machi!
"Best case scenario that things gonna get eaten by what it thinks is a monster. " 🤣
Put THAT in his "fat court" file...AHAHAHAHA!!! CAN'T WAIT FOR THE CHICKEN HOLIDAY MERCH!?
Re-listened today while driving semi at work. The way Kippy said "ohh, this guy....is fuucked up" I nearly lost it man. So god damned funny.
Long Island guy went to Philly for the first time in my 23 years of life and was not disappointed. Shout out the ladies at Delilah’s
Sometimes life gives ya a homerun!! Finished a 12hr shift, got home my brother told me the old lady is makin spaghetti for dinner. Went right to the store specifically for a gallon of milk. Not to brag had 1 plate and 2 cups of milk, I regret nothing
a refrigerator with a cold water dispenser built in seems like it may solve all their water problems
@TehBigMoose
Жыл бұрын
Can't deny that a state-of-the-art water cooler would be pretty clean living though. Run a hardline into it with an auxiliary filter and you'd be fucking cooking 🍳
@sweatyskinfolds1385
Жыл бұрын
U guys ever had a spring box?
This Bozos been waiting all day!!!
@erikallen9141
Жыл бұрын
Get on the patreon and you'd have a bonus this morning!!! Come join in the fun!
@Tom-tg2jl
Жыл бұрын
@@erikallen9141 he saiddd… BOZO
@jarredray7110
Жыл бұрын
ya B O Z O
@erikallen9141
Жыл бұрын
@@Tom-tg2jl would i have been reccomending the paytch if I thought he was a homie?? No disrespect but I'm clear on the situation.
@Tom-tg2jl
Жыл бұрын
Hey all you people out there without money u should get some great advice 👍
trew da roof
@Daveyjokes
Жыл бұрын
Trew da fuckin roooof
Man, they need to remake “uncle buck” or something similar with foley
The mental image of a young Kippy rapping a P Diddy song at christmas and Uncle Den turning away has had me cracking up all week. Uncle Den lmao
Kippy almost said, “I’m not getting in bed with children.” Love this show
The synchronicity at 51:11 is insane😂 if I didn’t know any better, I’d think it was produced
Upside down Pineapple lol lovin' all the Episodes !!! Always a good time, Thanks for all the laughs
As a Puerto Rican nothing is off limits on what you bring to the beach to eat . My family cooks an entire pot of rice n brings a full size bbq grill
51:03 Foley's surprised look and Kippy's subsequent look to camera was like something out of The Office
If i dont see the sign front and center next episode I’ll be disappointed boys lol you get a pass though because by the look of the clothes you guys banged out half a dozen episodes in one day 😆
@stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885
Жыл бұрын
They said on a previous episode they don't think the fake wall can handle it!
@da-kangawallafox5039
Жыл бұрын
It looks good where it is. In the corner where you'd have a trash can makes sense to me.
@JayMac
Жыл бұрын
@@stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885 just needs to be leaned against it like it already is on the floor. Thats more trashy anyways lol
Let’s go AYG and a garbage dinner that’s how Sunday nights are done!
We turn our water bottles in for the 5c rebate 😝
……… Where does foley think bottled water comes from? “They got pinched getting it from a creek” This is a serious question that needs an answer lmao
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
The amount of common knowledge that escapes him is staggering.
@scv909
Жыл бұрын
I worked for Arrowhead water in California for a few days. They brewed it there at the facility. Which is kinda weird considering it's marketed as mountain spring water.
@someguymb123
Жыл бұрын
@@scv909 brewed? That's not reassuring
@stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885
Жыл бұрын
A creek is different from a spring in my humble opinion.
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
@@scv909 It’s all a scam. Dasani is owned by Coca Cola!
HACHI MACHI!
Can’t wait to clock out n crack open a freezin cold one
Timing is everything. I just got out to the grill and bam. Seattle was fire! Thanks Bozos!!!
Got a 2 hour drive ahead of me with a family ep and an ayg bonus ep in the hopper. Life as a homie is good!
“Polly Ann Marie” 😂 sounds like the trashiest version of “we couldn’t decide on a name for ya, so we have ya a middle and hyphenated the rest with my now ex’s last name and ours” 😂😂
You guys pulled me out of a panic attack and got me laughing thanks homies
My dear departed West Tennessee Granny (born in 1909!) kept an old Crisco can full of baking grease by the stove and used it as a cooking oil. Things tasted great but I probably clogged my arteries fifteen years prematurely thanks to her. Shout out Granny!
Gimme a Toby cam already!
31:50 Manchurian Candidate! Dang, the Kipster is quick with it 😂
Chicken holiday synchronicities are what makes me believe in the Big Homey in the Sky 🙏🍗
Just picturing foley on the toilet drinking out of the back tank in the middle of the night. 🤣
QUICK! Somebody tell me what words I need to use in my posts to let everyone know I’m regular viewer of the podcast! I’ll make a checklist.
I was 100% expecting a spit take when Tobby said ground water. Both of yous were guzzling that gutter slime down as he said it. Fully expected both of you to spit the water out 🤣🤣🤣. Lasagna on the beach was a call back to one of the clips from the show.
Bringing good fried Chicken from home to the beach is classy AF. the bucket makes it garbage.
Aunt Tuddie is Hank.
Let's go. The Bois back at! Get em, fellas
Bring back the NO CAP, Bring back the NO CAP, Bring back the NO CAP, Bring back the NO CAP
50:25 Foley - "Squeeze you in a plate" 😂
Sad you guy’s were in Oregon on a weekday, you guys deserve a full weekend. Hope y’all come back again soon!
"It's on my credit card" had me dying. Well done kippy! 😂
Loving how Foley looks like Ian Fidance if he swelled up in the river.
@buster_cheeks
Жыл бұрын
And gained all of his lost hair back lol
@I8Drone
Жыл бұрын
All them blue bell lobsters!
😂😂😂 ol’ kippster said “ I plead the 1 , 2 , 3, 4, FIIIIIIIIIIF”
I'm a part-time 10 dollar homie but Jeez Louise! Watching those Hard Feelings episodes is making me think I need to support the show full time. So much, so goodly ✌️🖖👊🚴
im really loving being apart of the 100 dollar level on patreon. The top secret content for us elite fans is really just incredible. Love thats its not advertised to the bozos and is only available to us great patreons
Kippy, I just got a Avalon Water cooler and not quite as cold as I want but its still good and better than faucet.
WOP slop Sunday's with the boys.
9:15 AYG reusable water bottles that you can give to the guests and sell to the homies! Win win
Foley’s hair is fucking amazing
Trash time
T-Bone had me laughing when he said, "They fought the Nazis, those pipes!" Lol You guys are the best!
Foley thinking theres pipes to the toilet the shower and water all being different water next level hilarious thanks big man
I was just about to check for a new episode of AYG, first video in my feed. The Algorithm WORKS!
Foley telling us he likes hot dogs…yeah, we know. Lol
30:14 lmao that was the most Kippy thing I’ve ever seen. Always gotta check out the bennies, they could be worth it
Love the Sunday night drops
Coming through on a Sunday afternoon. Wooo! Let's goooooooo!
Foley was out there getting intimate with his meals couldn’t even fathom eating a meal naked
Hey guys. Wish you could invite the LoPriore brothers from The LoPriore Podcast. Great episode btw!
I just now noticed the missed dart sticking in the wood panel behind the big man. Little touches like that make the set so perfect. 😂
I'm gonna fire up some chicken just for this special cause
LETS GOOOOOO
Foley is right about the worms in the car. Made that mistake and 1 hot summer day made my car smell like worms for a week. Not to mention the poor worms were all mush by the time I got to them.
"Are you garbage" if you have a kitchen drawer dedicated to chop sticks that you have run through the dishwasher? You know, after take out Tuesday.
That Chicken Holiday story's got me all boned up.
'I'm not a big environment guy' 60 million bottles are used a day, 22 Billion last year - That's billion with a B
It's cheesy, but comedy shows are always better when the hosts love each other. I'm here for the jokes as well as seeing them bond. Good times.
Kippy, I absolutely have a mason jar and an all-metal strainer that I use specifically for saving bacon grease. And that's high class stuff fyi
Foley came in with real I know I'm gonna die immediately if I ever have another chicken parm energy... That intro made me start introspectively crying.
Pizza on the beach is garbage. Hoagies, some chips. Wind and sand my man. Shouts out to the Fudgie Wuddgy guy!
The water cooler with the snow cone holders as cups 🗑
I didn't want to say anything but, I thought Kippy was looking a little heavier.
Poland Spring is a Lake in Maine. It's great to swim in. There are camps all around it, and if you live on the lake you have a special "Poland Spring" water tap and you get free poland springs. The water comes from a run off..."waterfall" and that is filtered and that is what we drink. It's the BEST damn water ther is. Maine water fresh...even with 300 family and kids swimming in the lake all summer. My friend had a camp on it, it is beautiful!!
I'm not a rich man, but I do have a Kenmore fridge with a built-in water dispenser and filter. Filter needs a change every couple of months, but I get unlimited cold-ass filtered water anytime. Also, I always save my bacon fat.
Damn Chicken Holiday sounds like a good time
The best podcast and easily the best patreon on earth!! All AYG puts out are bangers!!
take grandmas painting down an put up the can... lets go boys
Another? My lucky day! Had a great ep of hard feelings this morn. Come hunt great whites on california central coast
Thanks guys. Needed those laughs tonight and the company. In a bad spot. Take care of yourselves please.
I had no idea the title was referencing a restaurant. I figured it would be a question like, “Have you ever had chicken as the main protein on a major holiday?”
The whole black card bit and Centurions riffig was Hil-arious.
Benefits of parking the farthest away from the destination. 1. No one will ding up your shit 2. You can find a light to park under ( or a tree in the heat ) 3. First out, no fighting the tools that want your spot and the sloths walking out of whatever hellscape you are at 4. IT KEEPS THE FAT OFF YA's YA BA-ZO's, god forbid ya get your steps in. GOD FORBID.
1.Evian 2.Fiji 3.Icelandic Glacial 4.Poland Spring Origin 5.Aqua Panna Most other ones are just reverse osmosis tap water, if you’re not stealing it from a different part of the earth it’s trash.
fill up a glass container with water - put it in the frig - ergo cold water
Foley: i am an animal lover Also Foley: most likely to eat a bucket of fried dog first if he gets hungry enough.
Quesadilla and Blueberry Pancakes. That has to be a T Shirt
10$ homie here, ever have a trash can in your kitchen that is certainly not for a kitchen? Growing up I had a big ass yard waste trash can in my kitchen.
When you see me in 3 dimensions 😂
I love the guy who put in a bidae reference, (I don't know if I spelled that right). It's like tossing a nine volt battery to a wild racoon watching these guys discuss that shit...
@josef2012
Жыл бұрын
bidet
Chicken holiday Princeton junction for 5 years as a worker loved it
The timing couldn't be better, I spent 9 hours on a gourmet salmon and halibut dinner for my sister and the folks it was a hit! Time to kick back with the bozos, a burnie and a couple of these --> 💊 Clean livin'!!
@garrettbelshe8954
Жыл бұрын
Couple of percadoodledoos?
@cloudbloom
Жыл бұрын
@@garrettbelshe8954 nah it's even better, got me some oxy🥴 one of the only perks to having a fucked up chronic gastrointestinal disease is the 'ol bottle of funny tabs
The water cooler in the house is only trash if you don’t have a replacement jug and just pour the brita filter into it 💦😂🗑