Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Identical Twins w/ Kippy & Foley
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Are You Garbage is back with Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
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I am BEGGING someone to please make an animated version of these episodes of kippy and foley as their younger selves acting out their stories
@runawaywill
3 ай бұрын
Finally a good idea for A.I.!
@Ethiokarate1
3 ай бұрын
The ones for Joey diaz were really good get that guy!
@mayh3mmadn3ss79
3 ай бұрын
No I want an animated Jay and silent bob style movie but with kippy and foley
“Susan B. Antny… didn’t she do the flag” god I love these bozos
@jakeb4962
3 ай бұрын
That and Kippy explaining completely incorrectly how a car heating system works
@trevorburton3290
3 ай бұрын
I love how Foley in all seriousness just said yes and they moved on 😂
@XbraveheartX87
3 ай бұрын
@@jakeb4962 exactly! also teslas and other EVs get heat in about 20-30 seconds because its not coming from an engine like ICE do hahaha so its way faster.
@eddycd24
3 ай бұрын
@@jakeb4962Either of these guys trying to explain something to the other they think they have more knowledge about is always hilarious and most always wrong. How grown men know so little about what I thought every male learned by 17 is beyond me. I'd bet there's a 50/50 chance they can change a tire. Love these guys, but ya. They're doing exactly what they were called to do.
Foley with the "shoutout to Caddyshack" after saying a line from Happy Gilmore had me crying laughing
@M.S._0623
3 ай бұрын
It's a Caddy Shack reference. kzread.info/dash/bejne/dY1_zq6OqdCaYZc.htmlsi=5WDd37qCtMkgPH70
@josearellano7255
3 ай бұрын
I caught that too and about spit out my coffee😂
@Brandknob
3 ай бұрын
I gotta come to Foley’s defense on this one. Ted Knight does say “don’t you people have homes” in Caddyshack.
@tfinnegans_wake6182
3 ай бұрын
@@Brandknobyou are 100% correct.
@zlargo6491
3 ай бұрын
@@Brandknobomg you're right. I haven't seen caddyshack in years 😂
the randy marsh lorde joke went under appreciated
"He's twitchin" oh my Kippy is fast afff
@NaddyDasty
3 ай бұрын
some might even say, a comedian
@pissimbored9021
3 ай бұрын
and Foley hittin the "that's terrible, goddamnit" followed by the sign of the cross 👌🏼
@erikapistacchio8375
3 ай бұрын
Literally choked on my toothpaste
No matter how many times it happens, I will always crack up at the “INNIT, ELLO!” After someone mentions England 😂 27:00 and 42:50
@voidcenturyD
3 ай бұрын
They moved me bins!
@mattmonkay
3 ай бұрын
Pretty much reflexive at this point
“Heater history is American history “ is fucking gold
"Gotta make this a religion...reeeeal quick!" Foley is da best
@DrunkInPublic
3 ай бұрын
Im one of the first members of that church "in the deep end"
Kippy is quick to correct foleys speech immediately after talking about “drawl a bath” 😂
@jond661
3 ай бұрын
And then ccold" slaw and "cold"sore 😅
@adamd.6698
3 ай бұрын
@@jond661 😂😂
@ngrosjean2
3 ай бұрын
Don’t forget about cuzint, carrently, and begel.
@adamd.6698
3 ай бұрын
@@ngrosjean2 😂🤣 keep ‘em coming yall
@NikolasColivas
3 ай бұрын
Hey they’re trash. What do ya want guy
Kippy self assuredly trying to convince Foley its actually "Cold Slaw " 21:30. 😂😂 Im Dead.
@reinders82
2 ай бұрын
Crossover with Trailer Trash Tammy 🤣
Foley is so quick to believe the first thing he hears about anything with zero research beyond that first thing he hears.
@aidan.mcd55
3 ай бұрын
If possible, I think a great place to start is the story where KJ first discovers and eats all of his friends chocolate covered chips.
Is it garbage to wait until this eppy drops to file my taxes?
@thefastestmanonpearidge3854
3 ай бұрын
Same
@GoogleAccount-ku4yu
3 ай бұрын
You file taxes😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@H3H3HEE
3 ай бұрын
Lmao YES
@Jefestephens
3 ай бұрын
Classy
@ATStone
3 ай бұрын
Yes, but even moreso to wait until this episode to file for an extension
The casual way you boys breezed through the: "I was never a fix my own car guy, myself" "Of course, we're idiots" "Sure" That had me dying lol
Just put the kid to bed, smoking a bong and a new family ep comes up. Love it
@codyallen7833
3 ай бұрын
Feeding my 4 month old and then im doing the same🤣🤘
@chardonnaybby
3 ай бұрын
You have kids that go to bed??? Must be nice lmao :D
@RandyCarpenter90
3 ай бұрын
It’s the simple things.
@rentaltoast2201
3 ай бұрын
cool dads. you love to see it
@jimsonjohnson3761
3 ай бұрын
Bit young to be smoking a bong
The MJFox joke was KILLER 😂😂😂
They say for MSSP, you come for Shane, but you stay for Matt. When it comes to AYG, I came here for Kev, but stayed for The Big Man!!
The mental image of Foley emptying a cold plunge is too funny
Truly two of the only people whose podcast I find legitimately funny
@Edelce
3 ай бұрын
@@SpaceGoat. trump
@mosttriumphantvideos
3 ай бұрын
Toby and who else?
I always have bagged ice in the freezer. Homemade freezer ice always picks up the flavor of whatever else is in the freezer.
Betsy Ross did the flag 😂
@stevevargas4647
3 ай бұрын
Aka Susan B Antny
@legendaryvapes8849
3 ай бұрын
@stevevargas4647 I didn't know that, thanks. You learn something new everyday. I just looked it up and they are 2 different people. 😆
Nick Mullen is also in Tampa this weekend. Have him on the show and invite him on your John Madden bus.
“Were you at my dads funeral?” Dying 😂 the thoughts rolling around Foleys mind day to day
Foley, that person had a-fib and the cold water triggered it. Cold water isn’t bad for you hahahaha
Foley is getting way smaller, I watched a couple episodes from a couple years ago and he's lookin way healthier now. Keep it up big guy
Thank god for ice tray talk. When refilling which is classier: cascade or cube by cube method. Pondered this for years. ❤😂
@PCBIZNUS
3 ай бұрын
Cascade, then dump to level out, then fill that one cube that's always low
@rambo6796
3 ай бұрын
Exactly, my method as well
@Gixsir
3 ай бұрын
Classy and ice tray usually don’t go together so dealers choice
@lambert13
3 ай бұрын
Cascade. And you have to play the game of trying to fill both sides at an equal rate.
Hatchi matchi!!! Bozos and homies! Family ep.
@MyDumbFace
3 ай бұрын
Let's go!🍻
@jdemartini1
3 ай бұрын
Vibes are high LFg homies
Kippy wanting to start a slam ball team is equivalent to foley wanting to start a band
A Crab Feast reunion on this pod would be a DREAM COME TRUE. Hell, any Crab Feast reunion would be ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
@Gixsir
3 ай бұрын
FTCF ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Best show ever this is the ONLY replacement. It’s basically the same show just with formatted questions.
@Sean-wd2ph
3 ай бұрын
@@Gixsiroh man, I could not agree more. It's the only thing that comes close.
Somebody AI creat AYG crossing the Delaware. Second boat sinking with cousin Ian at the helm! lol
@Gixsir
3 ай бұрын
Foley weighing it down in the back with Kippy up front one foot on the rail T bone overboard 😂
In regards to Foley’s ice situation. They make countertop icemakers now.
A bag of Chick-fil-A ice goes a long way.
Lets go! We need Harland Willams and Theo Von on the show ✌️❤️
Cool means cabbage. Kippy and Foley : “Ahhhhh”
Finally someone remembers ’Skitchin’ - I loved that game. Skatin and catchin rides
I am Lord. Yeah yeah yeah I am Lord. Yeah, yeah yeah😂
@pronjoffitt9141
3 ай бұрын
feelin goo0o0od on a wednesday
I’ve watched so many hours of AYG in the past week.
And saying identical twins don’t have to be same sex made me spit my drink out!
Yo the ice conversation had me cracking up😂😂😂 thanks guys for another awesome episode🙏🏻
Gosh these KZread ones eps are awesome to watch on my day off, I'm usually listening to hard feelings at work. Face throw, 20$ hoagie here 😂😂😂🎉
The image of Kippy dating a twin of Foley is too funny 😂😂
Im absolutely loving watching the wear on the table grow where foleys watch hits it
"I think that's called twitchin" LMAO damn that was a good one
24:15 😂😂😂😂 Mr. Foley, you’re a gem.
You're calling me out on turner syndrome. LoL 😂
Heater History with Hank & Kip
Shout out to Skitchin'! Hahaaaa sick flashback
Skitchin was the shit…Road Rash with rollerblades on. It absolutely influenced us to go do it in the city 😂
Long hair ain’t lying about twins. I’m 28 and been free loading the pod for 2 years and I had boy/girl twins about 7 months ago. Totally correct about opposite sex cannot be identical. I’m glad I found AYG when I did cause I was raised garbage as hell and didn’t know. See ya in Dallas boys!
Applesauce and chicken tenders? You guys have spent your careers drawing a line in the garbage sand. You just crossed it. WTF? 😳 😂❤
The most garbage question and answer in AYG history was... Toby asking himself if he's ever sold his food stamps for drug money, to which the answer was obviously, yes. Then going on to defend it by saying if the government can afford to fight wars on terror they can afford to buy him(and many many many others) a sandwich aka drugs. Definitely not surprised, but yeesh. The looks on 'dose guyz'z faces after, 😂
He twitching..😅 so fast Kippy that was brutal and hilarious
Every time kippy has a solution.. it's always Beneath the big man to even try it. I buy 4 - 6 bags of ice for this house every week. God bless kippy.😂😂😂😂😂
Foley needs to buy an ice machine. He can get the pellets or the hollow cylinders. Easy. Small. Efficient. He makes the bucks. Get a stand alone ice machine. They are the same size as an air fryer and we know he's got that.
Thanks fellas for the pod. Things haven't been going good at home. Thanks for reading 2 of my questions.
"Looking at professor Xavier's dome" got me good
Need more dark jokes on this show. Loved the “he’s twitching”
Foley is so worried about his health he will stop drinking cold water.
I had bright red stretch marks on my stomach and everyone thought I must’ve lived with Tiger King by the amount of “cat scratches” I had.
Kippy acts like a fed sometimes
But the ice tray situation…. (Edit) watching them decipher the origin of the word “Marlboro” was next level etymology.
My mom still does the bagged ice and keeps an old steak knife nearby to chop at it once it turns to a glacier
@aubreejunesmom
3 ай бұрын
My mom smacks it with a meat tenderizer 😂😂😂
Somebody get uncle Hank a countertop ice maker stat!
Love it. See you in Tampa!
The boys saying Cugino taglines absolutely kills me
A grilled cheese sandwich dipped in apple sauce will blow your hair back. It raised me
When my Niece got a check as a kid, she would get all happy and say "Wow, look, I got a receipt!!"
My favorite part is when Toby depressed everybody with the price is right line
5:39 .. as a fellow quick man... Well done..
40:41 is it burr-rows or bear-rows? 😂
Craziest shit I ever heard Foley say cold waters bad for you😂😂😂
Skitchin was fire. I got your back, Kip
5:41 💀
27:23 the Duke of Heaters 😂😂😂
Love a Sunday drop!!
I love that they just glossed over “Susan B Anthony, she’s the broad that did the flag”
I’ve tried to wipe that white speck in front of Foley off my phone screen like nine times lol😂
i feel personally attacked with the 45° angle trunks
Foley "No pistons", Kippy "Pew Pew Pew" Lol😂
Twitching 😂
We call them Marb's in the Northeast. "Kin I git a pack uh marb blacks" lmao
Enjoy my homies. Throw some kilbas on the grill
I remember a time where “The Plug” was invisible and “that other guy” didn’t exist 😂🎉 We come nowhere and it feels great!
Taking off my indoor/outdoor shirt to reveal a black t covered in cat hair. "nice, new episode of AYG." I light a smoke off of another smoke. Time to go rummage around in the back of the fridge for a frosty DC.
Duke of Heaters is a great title
You never lived unless you skitched on a skateboard behind a tractor-trailer down main street. I mean, I guess you did, but you didn't live a full, trashy life! Loved you guys in Harrisonburg, come headline sometime!
Loved it thank you
Foley a counter top ice machine will solve all your ice problems! Ditch the trays and get a bucket for the freezer
Foley! Take a link out of that watch you trash bucket. Just damn. Love y’all…see yous in Tampa. Driving over from Miami.
Bucket to crack the trays into is the way to go!
26:35 they switched Marb lights to golds in Australia a ways back. Still say lights sometimes because I switched to them from reds in high school.
Aye aye let’s get it AYG!
Barmelo Xanthony is the OG nickname for The Kid Mero from damn near the first episode of Bodega Boys and Desus and Mero
My Dad owned a phone card company as a kid. I was a sales guy for him. Full on dirt bag job.
skitchin was one of my all time favorite games road rash was another banger shout out to sega channel man i love this podcast
25:31 My god big man. I think you’re trying to reference the “Willamette Valley”
The Foley funeral thing is so good 🤣
Thanks guys just in time
5:09 shout out ta Skitchen a Sega classy
"the old guys loved a bad cut of meat"🤣
“Bar-Mello Anthony” stole their name from Desus and Mero 😂