1. Foley has an ever changing look, but never really looks different- he’s an out-of-shapeshifter. 2. How many grad parties have you been to where an adult fought a child.

@Heywoodjablowme420

Жыл бұрын

Out of shapeshifter!!! 😂😂

@ssnyder5471

Жыл бұрын

Fat dont crack baby

@Gixsir

Жыл бұрын

To answer your questions 1) hilarious and true still 2) 3 grad parties where an adult fought a kid, all were in family fist fights but still counts 😂

@DrunkInPublic

Жыл бұрын

Wooooooooooweeeeeeeeee this is a good piece of business 🎉🎉🎉

I almost shit my shorts when he said the spider might as well have had a gun 😂

Had to pause and go back for Kippy reading "Heywood Jablomi" 😂😂😂😂😂

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@heywoodjablowme4355

3 жыл бұрын

I've been slapped sooo many times saying that's my name at a bar while trying to score.

I had to stop watching at “records, this, that....” No shit thought I was passing out. Holy fucking shit. I’m telling you, Farleys back.

@kylemcgill2966

2 жыл бұрын

Other things...😂

Kippy's dressed like a narc in Miami Vice lol

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

I am what I am!

@Paduch

3 жыл бұрын

@@AreYouGarbage its a decent living! Im just imagining you with Denzel in training day with that shirt hahaha stay safe Boys!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

The face kippy makes when foley mentioned the ocean living room. Fuck I lost it 🤣🤣🤣

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂🗑🗑

He said "I wouldn't even know how to send a check to netflix" I LOST IT LMAO

Actually died with the “records, this, that” and Kippy’s reactions. Holy hell boys

Foley in an Indy car looks like donkey Kong on Mario cart

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

Kippy I love the fact that you finally go for the Foley floral on the pod and Foley pulls the ol kippy death row all black special for once. It's almost as if you guys planned it lol

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha i know. So funny

Shout out to Toby. ❤️❤️❤️

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

❤️🗑❤️

Kippy is going to age into Paul Giamatti and Foley will age into a mix of Orson Welles and Gerard Depardieu. We love you big man, take care of yourself.

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Red lobster was/is considered “fancy dining” in my family. Pretty embarrassing to have to get a waitress to teach everyone how to open a crab leg every year on grandmas birthday. They’d remember but the whole group are 30 Busch beers in.

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahhahaha

Bud heavys NASCAR and AYG what a Sunday night let’s go!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂🗑🗑

@crystalsheets3547

Жыл бұрын

Tell us that you are absolute trash without telling us that you are absolute trash.

Recently became a listener and now watching back every ep ever. Funniest show out there. Literally spit coffee across the room just now as Foley described his relatives beach theme living room and saying it was 'real nice' as Kippy looks on in absolute horror & disgust 🤣

46:29 “Marty” while taking off the serving tray lid. Holy shit Foley 😂

An 8ball is a rough graduation present from an uncle, worse is the 8ball jacket from the aunt.

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

“At the rate that my bowel movements are liquid…” is such a great garbage sentence

kippy looks like he just left a rummage sale at ace ventura's house

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@kevingome2137

3 жыл бұрын

I mean it’s just the shirt not like u see his eveything he was wearing

@jackdub7740

3 жыл бұрын

@@kevingome2137 I guarantee it was pinstripe spandex and combat boots. With a suitcase full of critters under the table

“Perfect amount of dumb and funny” 😂😂😂 makes me proud to be in the Army of Garbage

My dad just found me laughing my ass off at the serving tray funeral bit and now he thinks I'm crazy because i tried to explain the joke to him

If HORMEL is at the graduation party... tread lightly

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahah well said

Knowing that there will be a gem every Sunday keeps me going through the weekend

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Happy to help! Thanks for listening!

oh yes! my flipflops don't match but that don't matter. im amongst fellow garbage.

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂🙌🙌

When Foley said, Fatbergs, I thought he was talking about his neighbors.

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

Sunday and Thursday nights are 🔥

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for watching my dude!

@h.epennypacker2598

3 жыл бұрын

Days of Thunder baby

These grad stories are so accurate it hurts. Apparently I’m certified trash

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha if you’re watching this, you for sure are!

We crashed the rich kids suite in the hilton, his mom flat out said she would cover 2k in damages but he wasnt supposed to tell anyone. One of his friends passed out in the king size bed mid party, someone tossed some water, I grabbed the complimentary red wine and douse the all white duvet. that alone almost covered the 2k, then we broke into the locked minibar. Pure trash. I didn't even graduate!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂🗑🗑

Ever have your water shut off for a couple days and collect the neighbors sprinkler water with Tupperware so you can flush your toilet? Tough look 😂

Worked at Red Lobster in GA. Lobsters are alive in a tank in the restaurant waiting area.

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

🤯🤯🤯

Let's get the miller lites cracking , the numbers are truuuueee the fucking roof and Kippy and Foley are cooking on a sunday!!!!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

♨️🗑♨️🗑♨️

52:24 cut it. Clip it. Sell it as a ringtone and I’ll be your first customer. “You are a special kinda stupid dude” that part killed me 😂 followed by perfect kinda dumb and funny lmao I love the boys!

Kevin James Ryan. Tampa Vice. Lovely shirt there Kippy. Keep up the good work ☝️✊

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

My man! Thank you! 😎😎

@toddkonrad2407

3 жыл бұрын

@@AreYouGarbage I know I’m trash when Foley asked if you took heat and the first thought I had was, “Kippy coming strapped to the BBQ?”

If it ain't moldy, it's still good fellas!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

I like the shirt Kippy. You look like a pocket sized Foley

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha well said!

@PhaedruS007

2 жыл бұрын

Looks like he just got off a bagger shift a Trader Joe’s.

Idk if it's the acid im on or not but this is a hot one!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaaha 🙏🗑🙏

@h.epennypacker2598

3 жыл бұрын

On 1.7 of mushies and we can’t stop laughing holy shit

@MrCodythegreat94

3 жыл бұрын

@@h.epennypacker2598 I nearly died laughing multiple times

I love watching you guys talk about stuff you’re not sure of. You’re like “dah dah dah I’m pretty sure” “oh really dah dah” “ya I think”

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Offended by Kippy because I was a ring bearer for my parents wedding when I was 5 😂 even more trash is that they got engaged before I was born

If I need a cameo from Foley I'll put a trail cam next to a plate of cinnabons lmao

I think a 300,000 dollar plane wouldn't be able to handle Foley, luggage, and a pilot

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

LLLEGGOOOO MY AYG FAMBAM GRAB THE MARLBORO LIGHTS & a budweeizzerr and let’s get it POPPOOPPPIINNN like we’re in chikkaakkkoooo on the 4th of July !!!!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

🗑🙌🗑

My actual parents got married when i was 4 and got a divorce 15 years later so being at your parents wedding is definitely not a good look 😂😂😂

Love how we glossed over foley claiming that the spider in his car was purple 😅😅

I put on gloves and then got knocked the fuck out by my friend's Uncle at 1 of the graduation parties for us.

Love you guys so funny thanks!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you billy boy!

BROOOOOOOO The Paul Bearer question ahahahahahaha. I was one at every single funeral I've ever been to. Since like 10 at least.

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂🗑🗑

@elizabethmahoney6228

3 жыл бұрын

At first I thought you meant that shakey, pasty epileptic old man, who used to 'manage' the Undertaker.

@CodeNameArizona

3 жыл бұрын

@@elizabethmahoney6228 HAHAHA! Now I'm imagining a little fat kid with white make-up carrying an urn.

Everybody's favorite new podcast!! You guys are awesome man. One man's trash is another man's laughter!!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha thank you!

@micah7793

3 жыл бұрын

@@AreYouGarbage This is the only podcast I consciously try to comment on for the algorithmic purposes. You guys deserve everything coming your way. I hope you don't change too much qhen you're millionares!!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha appreciate that! We promise to be trashy millionaires!

Love you guys. Words of encouragement (and also ballbusting) to the big man and his weight loss

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

❤️🗑❤️

What the hell Foley? We don't need AYG pulling a LA bamba

@toddkonrad2407

3 жыл бұрын

KIIIIIIIPPPPPPPYYYYYYY!!!!!!

@ninacuntowiczaka2415

3 жыл бұрын

@@toddkonrad2407 lol

Maternal twins they have different moms 😂

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

Kippie does look like a professional bowler

Aye Kippy!!!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

💃💃

Now that I know I’ve grown up garbage my whole life makes sense

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha welcome abaord

Great episode guys

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you good sir!

Foley is so spot on @ 26:40. The garbaggio can of worms is going to explode on this stage holy shit 🤣

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

Love it when the big man snorts every once in a while.

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Get em boys! Well done, as usual.

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you brotha!

The big man was cookin this ep. “Elon Misk”

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Kippy looks like boss baby

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

I am!

Hilarious. Love youse guys

46:57 kippy does an impression of Toby, that sounds exactly like the old school Homer Simpson

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

I can confirm that the only seafood that isn’t frozen at Red Lobster is the live lobsters that they have in the front. And in Ohio they don’t always have those live lobsters available.

crying at the milk crate bit.. holy shit. "records, sstuff, other things"

Wait wait are we really about to have an AYG freedom 200 at the Freedom Factory??? Hit up Cleetus McFarland and let's get this fuckin moooovin!!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Congrats on Chicago and everything boys. You guys are en Fuego. A.C is gunna be great.

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks man! See you there!

When we were kids my aunt used to pour milk that we didn't drink back into the milk carton. I remember getting a glass of milk she poured from the carton & it had chunks of food bits floating in it.

Crazy odds foley mentioned a lunar eclipse the morning of the pod, me watching rerun garbage today and there was an eclipse this morning, clean livin🤷🏻‍♂️

Keeeeeeeep IT Moooooovin TOUR BABY

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

🙏🙏🙏

Midnight on a Sunday? Fuck ya im gonna watch lol Kippy stole one of Foley's shirts! Someone didnt do their laundry hahaha

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Kippy sporting the extra lb.out fit

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Im down a few lbs!!!

@ninacuntowiczaka2415

3 жыл бұрын

@@AreYouGarbage from the gain

@ninacuntowiczaka2415

3 жыл бұрын

@@AreYouGarbage lol

Foley! Let kippy play with true da roof! You got tuddi. He's got true da roof! Divide and conquer gentlemen!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Thank youuuuuuu

Delayed gratification. Needed to extend my holiday weekend so knocked out Hard Feelings on Patreon last night and AYG tonight. Tr@shy planning.

I was a pallbearer when I was 12ish for a great aunt, it was tough! She was on the Uncle Hank side and we had to carry up a steep hill for around 30 yards. Also wearing dress shoes, it was a scene

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@josephlippitt9759

3 жыл бұрын

How many pallbearers in total?

Records. This and That. Other things. 😂

Radar needed a LOT more love. 🤣🤣🤣

My moneys on kippy winning the race for sure lol part of me kinda wants foley to win just to hear about your step dads disappointment xD

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha hes been disappointed for years

Commenting to help the AYG numbers

55:55... I grew up within walking distance from a dirt track (I-55 Raceway) in Pevely MO... (it was featured in a playstation 3 racing game) & the only thing between my neighborhood & the track, was a quarry... it got REAL loud on Saturday nights, in the summertime... pure trash.

How garbage is it that I was at my parents wedding at 4 and just officiated my mom's 4th wedding at 24?

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit. 🗑🗑🗑

@PuertoRicanStanley

3 жыл бұрын

@@AreYouGarbage only reason I got ordained was so my family members can save money when doing their backyard weddings 🤣

Amazing blouse! love this shit, you guys rule

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you! 🙏🗑🙏

Man I was QUICK

@caseyjones5145

3 жыл бұрын

just like my dad

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

🙌🙌

@zachstraight1049

3 жыл бұрын

Quick ..like Wayne was out racing

@michaelreese8217

3 жыл бұрын

Ever eat it after finishing?!?

“I pound everything” ~ Foley

Holy shit. I thought the gravedigger in nc was the only one.

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Mind blown

Clinton County Racetrack or Beaver Springs. Both tracks in central PA and for a couple of hundo, all you boys racing in a 1992 Chevy Malibu.

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Siiiickn

Who wants to see uncle Hank grow a beard?

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

@michaelreese8217

3 жыл бұрын

Ever grow a beard to cover up that soft chin?

48:30 Spider might as well of had a gun 😅😅😅😅 WTF funniest shit I've heard n a min!!!

Hey trash cans Much love from Chicago!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you brotha! You coming to a live show?!

Funny episode. U guys!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

🗑🙏🗑

25:49 don't ever pour a drink back into a bottle boys

If you think going to your dad’s wedding is garbage, try getting uninvited from it!!! old man didn’t want me to see him with his new bird 🦅 🗑🗑🗑

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha oh man

I got an x file for ye. I knew a fat guy who got salmonella and ecoli at the same time. Dude originally said he got a bad shrimp/mush puff from the back of the fridge. I found out from his pops that he drunkenly got it out of the pig slop bucket they kept near the kitchen. It was two days old.

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Jeeeesus

AYG needs to go to the Freedom Factory in Bradenton Florida and race around with Cleetus and the boys!!!

Me and Foley are going to have a boxing match on the patreon

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha oh god

Shout out to Foley's sly Radar O'Reilly reference 🤣

hahah shit I went to listen to that Kelly Clarkson song and I came back and thought the comments section was from this channel... I was about to post about how that song really has got the AYG fans shook cause comments were like "it kept me from committing suicide" and how it reminded people of the freedom they promised themselves at 17.

@Mark__

3 жыл бұрын

Follow up: I'm crying

Guys are great

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

🙏🗑🙏

It’s super trash but I’m not gonna lie I loved me some ocean themed bathrooms back in the day letmetellyou!!!!

Great ep boys! Made weed n' feeding the yard go by quick! Bring back the Clips channel, trying to spread the word!

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

Working on it!!

Thanks boys..

@AreYouGarbage

3 жыл бұрын

🙌🗑🙌

48:24 that's weird 😂