Mitch McConnel is the real culprit for all the chaos happening in the nation. He could have removed Trump and maintained Democracy and Law and Order and earned a biggest honour.

@LahainaStrong444

8 күн бұрын

and yet Mitch is a spineless doormat for trump.

@eb0526

8 күн бұрын

Totally agree, McConnell could’ve retired with honor 💯 aka McCain moment. History will not be kind 💯

@l.i.terally2907

7 күн бұрын

Bigly

@jameswilson7661

7 күн бұрын

He also is the guy most responsible for packing the Supreme Court over the years.

@mwoods8988

6 күн бұрын

Donald Trump is the real culprit, but he's had a lot of enablers, like Mitch McConnell, Rupert Murdoch, Roger Ailes, and everyone behind Project 2025, which is a plan to make the government fail...then they'll say that government doesn't work, just like they've done since Ronald Reagan did it.

Remember back when Sarah Palin was the craziest person in politics?? Good times!!

@diegojines-us9pc

9 күн бұрын

she wanted a bridge to no where. trump wants a wall he said he has built and is gonna build again?

@mitcharett2586

8 күн бұрын

​@@diegojines-us9pcNo. Actually she condemned an expensive bridge to "nowhere".

@wendigo53

8 күн бұрын

@@diegojines-us9pc Well. If they took away handouts to Israel for a year ($10 billion?), that would pay for the WHOLE wall, then everyone can move on from the wall; and Netanyahu++ (whoever comes after him) will be nicer to Israel's neighbors.

@diegojines-us9pc

8 күн бұрын

@@mitcharett2586 no. see how wrong you are, she wanted to build a bridge to a island with no one on it. because that area had no airport, and the only place to land around there was that island, but once they landed they couldn't get goods and people to the mainland, check it out buddy.

@Cubsfan122112

8 күн бұрын

or when people threw a fit when Obama wore a TAN suit? how dare he!

DJT still possesses a gun despite the fact that he swore he would not possess a gun as a condition of bail release in 3 states and DC, so he should be drinking toilet wine until he's served his sentences for 34 felonies and all other pending 54 charges. Maybe he can share a cell with Hunter, who perpetrated a very similar gun ownership crime that was also facilitated by a false sworn statement.

@stlrecon2475

2 күн бұрын

Cry me a river cry me cry me

@tomlakosh1833

2 күн бұрын

@@stlrecon2475 That's the job of your whinny "victim" convicted of felony business records fraud who will pay through the nose for his sexual assault

@realmadrid314

19 сағат бұрын

Damn, this is a new one. How on earth do you know what Trump has done with his firearms? We know that Hunter's gal pal disposed of it because someone found it in a dumpster near a school. Apart from a media source claiming that Trump still has weapons, where did you get this idea? How would anyone know that he DIDN'T get rid of something? Was it during the plain-clothes raid against a Secret Security protected building where the FBI planted and manipulated evidence? Do five seconds of research. Please. Y'all won't take two seconds to understand the legal claims of the case to see through the lies. BUT, you are outraged about a claim for which you have no evidence. Nice.

"Trump Didn't Remember Me" which is Ironic because we've been trying to forget about him for 8 years.

@LargestWomanAround

8 күн бұрын

But you can’t😂 he lives rent free in your brain, TRUMP 2024

@cjsays19728

4 күн бұрын

longer

Trump can’t remember anybody’s name because he only cares about himself.

@9751matt

8 күн бұрын

You literally described nearly every politician, and yet not every politician came up with the 1994 Crime Bill that made lives worse for people.

@mitcharett2586

7 күн бұрын

The fact that he gave back his Presidential salary all 4 years belies that. BTW, Pres. JFK & Pres. Herbert Hoover did the same .

@bradnorman42

7 күн бұрын

Idc if he only cares for himself, the entire us was doing far better with him

@stlrecon2475

2 күн бұрын

You ever watch a Trump speech or interview? I didn't think so 😂 keep eating up the propoganda! Did you watch the video of Joes racist history? It's pretty long. Informative and proves he is a racist who perpetuated systematic racism in America. But ignore that huh? I won't. FJB. Can't believe everything tgey tell you. Stay ignorant and full of hate if you like but the truth will set you free. Even if it hurts at first. Cheers.

Man, woman, person, tv, camera……what is my doctors name??

@askew9976

8 күн бұрын

WHALE.

@annestewart5741

8 күн бұрын

Johnson... 😉😆🤣

Trump prezagen ads was hilarious best part of this monologue 🤣.

Toughen up you're going through an Australian winter.

@denesem2161

8 күн бұрын

😂😂

"50 first debates" .... I'm dying.

@Serpe10

9 күн бұрын

😂

@smi2le4ever

8 күн бұрын

I will report you for spam everytime I see this. Feel free to fuck off with your spamming.

@aabu4995

8 күн бұрын

Best line in this show

@allenlovell1604

8 күн бұрын

This upcoming debate could either be an exciting event. a real snore 😴 fest ; or an unplanned sequel to “ Dumb and Dumberer , “ ( LOL 😝😝😳😤😛🤯. )

Why would anyone call Trump Dementia Donnie.. Who could dispute this accusation...! But Dr Ronny "Johnson" ..?

Dementia Donnie

@princellasmith7562

8 күн бұрын

DD

"I took a cognitive test, and I aced it. Doc Ronny - Doc Ronny Johnson. Does everyone know Ronny Johnson, congressman from Texas? He was the White House doctor." --Donald 'Self-righteous Genius' Trump

@aabu4995

8 күн бұрын

Camera man tortilla elephant

@studentstudent5044

7 күн бұрын

He does one tiny mistake and you people flock to it like flies to dig shit while completely ignoring and making excuses for Biden who screwed up 20 times a day. Pathetic.

88 degrees, 94 degrees... In Texas, we call that "June." 105 degrees is called "August."

@oneeyedphotographer

8 күн бұрын

40.56C is nothing special.

@askew9976

8 күн бұрын

What do you call it when it snows and nobody can figure out how to stay warm? Oh yeah…winter in Texas.

@glennzanotti3346

8 күн бұрын

@@oneeyedphotographer It is pretty "special" when you get your August electric bill. LOL

@glennzanotti3346

8 күн бұрын

@@askew9976 My house has a furnace... two of them, in fact. However, being too cold is just as bad as being too hot.

@lisaspikes4291

8 күн бұрын

I don’t understand why everyone is freaking out here in Pennsylvania. It was 93 degrees today. It’s been 93 degrees here many times before. Why is it different today?

To the person reading this, even though I don't know you. I wish you the best of what life has to offer 🙏🙌😊❤

@lawrencevillelawrenceville7602

9 күн бұрын

Geez your there

@bryannguyen8440

9 күн бұрын

Post something that is related to the video

@utlaw72

9 күн бұрын

Trollbot

@kevinsweeney2979

9 күн бұрын

Thanks! You too!

@visariosorino8034

9 күн бұрын

@@kevinsweeney2979 😊👋

Cool USA Uniforms ❤️🌞🙏🏽✌️ GO USA in Paris Olympics !!!

Biden was doing the latest dance craze - The Glitch McConnell.

@cathysurerus576

8 күн бұрын

Cheap fakes...

@ursulamarijancevic1457

8 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@joancooney7724

8 күн бұрын

At least President Biden has a brain unlike Trump 😂

@robertpearson8546

8 күн бұрын

@@joancooney7724 Trump has a brain. I'm not claiming that it works.

trump signed the contract he asked for. and for weeks been wanting ti change it for his benefit, who would have guess,

Making fun of old people is great until you become the inevitable butt of the joke.

@wheelman1232

8 күн бұрын

Making fun of? Biden looks like my grandpa that's in a nursing home. That's not a joke, or an attack. That's a fact.

Agreed. 1:34 first impression was astronaut.

Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

Your father herman is looking down he's actually on the top of a building very proud of you

Do they have to clap after every sentence can’t we just listen guys without fake applaud

@ZufalligesZeug

8 күн бұрын

They’re not “fake clapping” dweebus.

"He'd never heard of corduroy! Never heard of corduroy! True story".

Fantastic ! 😅

"do you suffer from memory loss?" - "oh yesh-yesh-yeeesh!" 🤣

Politics aside, you've got to love the humor of Jimmy!

If what Trump has is memory issues seems like everyone has it as well And in all this , the person who actually has memory issues is Biden 😂

Everyone misses the main joke: you can’t ACE a cognitive test! 🙄 😂 🤦‍♀️

@lisaspikes4291

8 күн бұрын

Exactly! Everyone who is not suffering from dementia is supposed to be able to pass it! That’s the point. 🤣

G`morning J.F. .

Prezagen hahaha!!!!

Been there, Done that!!

Jimmy’s face about Elmo !! 🤣🤣😟 And about the presidents 🤣🤣

LOL "50 First Debates"

That tucked. Joke one

Can someone please jump in the DeLorean and go back and correct the timeline?

It looks kind of weak to selectively go after Trump for memory issues when Biden is at least equal and people have talked about it for years. Almost like a selective strategy.

Your show is Awe Mr Jimmy

Bernie's pic for Tinder! 🥰

New York, if you don't like the heat 🔥 you are more than welcome seriously to send some of that much needed heat over to cold low temperatures North England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 its our summer and its in the Low teens.. We need some HEAT. 😊

Great Show Jimmy! As always. Melanie is hoping the orangeton loses and goes to jail.

sure...

Trumps new nickname is BCD........ bitcoin donald he can hang out with 6B in georgia

❤

PREZAGEN! 😊 👍 💙

LMAO Your grandparents' livingroom 😆

Watch out for Kevin Costner. He such a bad ass he Dances with Wolves.

As the heat wave hits us remember that the biggest impact a person can have on global warming is to go on a plant-based diet. In fact, according to the UN Council on Climate Change going on a plant-based diet has a greater impact than all other actions combined.

Poor jimmy. Will go down as nothing more then a political puppet. His legacy trashed.

My Grandmother use to recite the English alphabet backward when she was well and now I can recite the Cyrillic Alphabet. So times do change.

good show, Jimmy F

Biden doesn't have memory issues .Stop it.

Why doesn’t the Democratic Party read the room? They should’ve replaced Joe Biden at the start of this election bid. They act like they know nothing about playing politics.

I never thought a host could make me miss Jay after the Conan thing... but Jimmy found a way.

Geez

this Ageism has to cease! 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

they look like they are off Space Force

We love you and we love your show jimmy fallon

Before i take any trip, im usually exhausted from getting things done before going away. Many times i was too exhausted, too lazy to figure out how to turn on the flight movie and connecting to the headset. So yes, i watched my seatmates's movie without a headset 😅 before i doze off. My last international flight was in September 2023, from Mexico city to Cancun, someone was watching Magic Mike XXL😅

Just remember the words in the National Anthem “and the rockets RED glare”. Not a mention of blue there at all.

How is the program for providing citizenship to thousands of immigrants part that are married to their american citizens how is that new? i mean my aunt got her green card (through the green card lottery which she won 5 years ago - her husbands American) she came from indonesia (she's from there) went to america got married and have been married for several years now and has been living in america for 5 years and is an american citizen, so i don't see how this is new.

@michaelsmith6313

8 күн бұрын

As the husband of a green card holder I asked the same question.

👍

Please vote for democracy, vote blue

@shereesheree7735

9 күн бұрын

America is NOT a democracy!! It is a Republic. BTW ... the word democracy is not found in the Constitution or Declaration of Independence. A democracy equals mob rule. When voting you should cast your vote for the candidate who will preserve and protect your unalienable rights.

@BrianaT.

8 күн бұрын

❤️❤️❤️🧡🧡🧡🍊🍊🍊>>>>>>

@9751matt

8 күн бұрын

Trusting democrats to uphold democracy, let alone stop all the fires Joe Biden has caused in the last 3.5 years, is crazy. I liked the Trump presidency where wars were at an all time low.

@witulow

5 күн бұрын

Nope

im just glad he made fun of both sides, and wasnt just hate bashing one more than the other tbh

Just wait till The Biden DOJ interview comes out lol 🤣🤣🤣

Stop pandering. Jezz. You have a quality show.

3:45-ish if he had done anything resembling dancing, you guys would have never let him live THAT down, either, and you know that's the truth.

Biden could do well in the debate if the democrats hire a ventriloquist

Agist jokes suck

I'm willing to bet Donald would rather pay to shut me up.

Anyone who votes for Trump has severe memory loss.

@BrianaT.

8 күн бұрын

yk hate trump thats fine, but thinking biden is the better option is wild because then you obviously haven’t seen the videos

@9751matt

8 күн бұрын

I remember his presidency having the lowest amount of wars in ages and a good economy before the world was hit with Covid. Jan 6th was pinned on Trump even though unedited versions of evidence and clips acquitted Trump of any malicious intent during the hearings Feb 2021. Blaze and CNN still have the videos up where Trump was proven innocent. And Biden's presidency has had countless disasters, the U.S. is seen as week because of Biden and WW3 is closer then ever because of Biden. I don't have memory loss, which is why I'm voting for Trump.

@janestarr4403

8 күн бұрын

@@BrianaT. The man's 80. Trump's close to it too. But judging from the past 2 administrations, you've got to admit, Biden has more on the ball than Trump ever had. Biden appointed competent people, no matter what the Republican witch hunters in their wasteful committees say. How many of Trump's people have been arrested, convicted or confessed? I'm 69. I don't have amnesia. Further more, I know how to count. Trump's already been convicted by a jury over 30x. The Republicans wasted close to 2 years trying to pin something on President Biden. All they could come up with Hunter's drugged brained deeds. Innuendos don't count. If you don't think Gomer or Jordan would be dancing in the streets if they had any facts that would stand up in court.

@studentstudent5044

7 күн бұрын

@@BrianaT.Trump had a record that was just better in Every single way

@BrianaT.

7 күн бұрын

@@studentstudent5044 100%

Name drop your best friend!

FJB traitor

And my comment deleted. Shocker.

I was expecting Jimmy Fallon to shed some light Justin Timberlake's DUI. Anyway, don't feel bad. It happens to the best of us 😂

Selective memory 🎉

Arian Nation knows what you are doing, Voter of the home. ON T.

I see a future with Milena, Melania, whatever and Baron where they are happily living either in their Slovenian Villa near Lake Bled or in their Paris Penthouse apartment overlooking the Champs de Elysees. I can see them even working in the Fashion Industry together, maybe as designers or as talent managers.

Jimmy needs to stop going after my guy and go after the other guy more. We have no idea what the other guy will do if he's president.

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ hiiiiiiiiiiiii jim ❤🎉🎉🎉🎉

That Biden gaffe was from his Vice Presidency

Hilarious

Can we get The Roots to 100% Dundee w/ Jimmy beat boxin’ it. C’mon, guys. Saw you New years Eve. Got blasted. Puked. Could have picked up a girl smelling of puke but I instead chose to try and meet her friend. She had the weed. Got neither weed nor woman. 😂

PREZAGEN🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hey any Timberlake jokes??? Ya.. i bet you scared to

@albertvidal4878

9 күн бұрын

Hmm random and probly first dwi or 34 crimin felonies each worth 10 years yhea not even close but nice try lol😂😂😂😂😂

@nicholasgarrick8855

9 күн бұрын

Hilarious 😂.

@shereesheree7735

9 күн бұрын

Well ... Cry me a river!😂

4:53 your writers are 12 aren’t they, right?

You Rich Kids College Students. Now adays it's not Ramen. it's dumpster diving and panhandling on the street corner or playing their Cordoba Classical Guitar as a Busker. Or even some female college students selling "pleasure" to older men (faculty) not just for grades but for pieces of paper with Ulysses S. Grant on them. Hard times. I guess people still go to that company and selling their blood plasma.

Nothing about Justin Timberlake!?

@old-fashionedcoughypot

9 күн бұрын

AND Justin Trudeau!?

@TrueMAGA

9 күн бұрын

AND Justin Time?

@shereesheree7735

9 күн бұрын

Nope so Cry me a river😂

Joan Rivers voted for Trump in 2016 despite having passed away in 2014. She apparently voted absentee.

FJB

Joe Biden was standing up straight, not bent over not even slightly. If he had tried to dance to the music, he would have received backlash for that also. So he did the smart thing and stood still. At 81 yrs of age, I have to give him due respect.

Vote one sucks.

Ralph died in 1994. Just saying.

Oh the Hollywood Male Karen crowd. So entitled. So sensitive. So privileged.

Fallon Is a god compared to Oprah!

I'm from Syracuse, NY. it gets colder and much hotter in Syracuse than in San Francisco.

Oh wow… next he will be pooping his pants too.. keep trying left.

More Likes For The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 👍

@walkaway7301

9 күн бұрын

*Lies😊

Stay outta politics guy

After suggesting Russia's presence, Ukraine says the Global South country could host the 2nd 'peace summit' Zelensky wants to schedule a new peace summit now in a country in the global south for his politics of crying, I believe he wouldn't need to go that far but possibly the magnanimous Russia could agree, but he will have to leave his imaginary friend, electronic point and the two parrots that carry the Cia and the English MI-6 on their shoulders.

Wonder if he'd remember...Bob Woodward 🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪