Trump and Biden Prepare for Presidential Debate, Prison Won't Stop Trump from Accepting Nomination
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Jimmy addresses the latest news, like Trump and Biden preparing for the first presidential debate, RNC co-chair Lara Trump saying it "doesn't matter" if Trump is in prison to accept his nomination and Louisiana requiring classrooms to display the Ten Commandments.
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Omg. The dancing with that stupid song…makes it 100% more hilarious.
@user-rk2ln9eb6q
8 күн бұрын
really? the most stupid boring thing ever in the history of comedy!
@doctorbanks7
8 күн бұрын
@@user-rk2ln9eb6q it was so stupid it was funny.
@Slambam73
7 күн бұрын
Hey, don't laugh; that's what we grew up with in the '70's, lol!!😅
@kicsms_science3729
7 күн бұрын
I don’t usually laugh out loud but I did both times - and them played it again! 😄
@AvidiaNirvana
6 күн бұрын
How the hell is that funny??? Like how FN lowbrow do you have to be to find this crap funny???
Nooooo. Don’t play it again. It’s so stuck in my head.
@katstevens8266
8 күн бұрын
lol yep
@erinhilliard9347
7 күн бұрын
That guy would be great at learning new languages. He can pronounce anything!
@mojo500100
7 күн бұрын
Really 😂 But gotta give the guy credit for pronouncing that so many times 😂
@doctorbanks7
7 күн бұрын
@@mojo500100 absolutely. I am curious how many takes it took for him to perfect it. Hahhaha
@AltoKeyz
7 күн бұрын
This dude is gold on the show
Best acronym song LMFAO!😂
@katstevens8266
8 күн бұрын
help us all lmao
@JustSomeGoy
7 күн бұрын
You a fan of sesame Street too?
@tinkerbelltinkerbell1003
7 күн бұрын
REMEMBER WOMENS RIGHTS ! VOTE !!
@JustSomeGoy
7 күн бұрын
@@tinkerbelltinkerbell1003 what about the unborn women?
@noneYa66613
7 күн бұрын
@@JustSomeGoy so women are fully formed out of the womb now? the more you know....
i always die when they do the "recall" bit. then it is genius as tarik incorporates the stutters and gaffes of the anchors.
@lesliehughes1030
2 күн бұрын
Couldn't agree more
The most dangerous kind of idiot is one with power 😳
@user-yo3vt7ft1p
8 күн бұрын
Trump.
@marcosfigueroa4828
8 күн бұрын
@@user-yo3vt7ft1p biden is the most dangerous kind of idoit with the power right now and thats why im voting trump 2024
@TheresaLyonhart
8 күн бұрын
@@user-yo3vt7ft1phe’s really losing his mind. I mean, if he ever had one. It’s insane that his supporters can’t see it.
@JustSomeGoy
7 күн бұрын
Biden has absolutely proved that! Destroyed our economy, two new wars, America being invaded through a wide open southern border.
@DeadVegaInSpain
7 күн бұрын
Yeah so vote Biden out. That simple. Then we can go back to being able to save money and not nickel and dime life
Recall segment is still my favorite
"Gurd - Good Earth lighting." That was funny as hell. Great performance.
Trump/Biden debate: Let’s get ready to mumble.
@mountaingirl72455
8 күн бұрын
🤭
@katstevens8266
8 күн бұрын
shhh hhhh
@user-md4di6yg2p
8 күн бұрын
LOL!!
@katstevens8266
8 күн бұрын
@@user-md4di6yg2p ty
@chrischoir3594
8 күн бұрын
Biden can't mumble he is too dumb
That acronym song had me laughing so hard. 😂
@orlandomorales5569
7 күн бұрын
I was breathing manually hard on that and had to watch it twice. Then jimmy played in one more time!!
@julia190
7 күн бұрын
It was hilarious - needed this comic relief this morning.
I can now use the song to recall some acronyms I need for my exams. Thanks Jimmy!
Jimmy is killing it lately
@a.akacic
8 күн бұрын
ok sheep normie groomer.. nice meme
@wreichard
8 күн бұрын
HAHAHAHA... You're the 28% Lol
@davidconnell1959
7 күн бұрын
Yes, killing truth, comedy, justice… Jimmy Fallon is a piece of shoe leather in a dog park.
@TheLordOfNothing
3 күн бұрын
@@wreichard "Lets comment on every comment that could possibly be related to Biden, because I have nothing better to do with my time."
That new acronym skit is the hardest I've laughed at a Tonight Show bit in years.
I don't know his name, but the guy that does all of the stand up skits. He is so good. Unbelievable absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
"Gerth Good Earth Lighting" UGH 😍!!! this was a great script!!!!!
Hysterical, hilarious! Thank you Jimmy and All 😂😂😂🎉
Tariq really sold tonight's bit! 👏🏻
The Q&A part was really good
Jimmy redeemed his attempt at both sidesism with the clip of Trump clearly suffering from dementia.
@jerryrip
8 күн бұрын
Oh yea Trumps the one suffering from dementia while Biden has to be helped off the stage by Obama like a little kid.
I'm dyin laughing at the acronym song
@jamesturner2126
8 күн бұрын
Definitely the WTF segment of the show
that guy is great in every sketch/skit give him a raise!
@laurenbrache3155
6 күн бұрын
So true! What's his name?
Rest In Peace, Donald Sutherland. 🙏🎭🕊 Favourite film/performance of yours Sir is Klute.❤️🔥 Some additional mystery/crime flicks that are (subjectively) Well worth searching out include Kiss Me Deadly, True Romance, The Long Kiss Goodenght, The Whistlers, Dead Man Down, The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman, Trance, You Were Never Really Here, Inherent Vice, Enemy, Savages, Under the Silver Lake, along with (pretty much) any of the Lisbeth Salander Adventures❤️🔥 (no disrespect, - except for the very most recent one)..
In serious pain from laughing so hard. The entire monologue, all of it, was epic funny! New writers?
oh my gosh the Q&A with presidents was GOLD!!!!!!
That was funny when he said it just like them. I thought it was him then they did it. Too funny 😆
The acronym song reminds me of the old Sesame Street song from the early, early days when Big Bird sang the alphabet like a big acronym! (Except Big Bird thought it was "the most remarkable word" he's ever seen! 😂🎵)
ah yes, the good ol' tariq-recall bit always brightens my day. thanks guys! 😹😹😹😹😹 5/5 😻😻😻😻😻 5/5
After tRump was informed of Joan Rivers had passed away , he said ," Get her for my VP !"
Jimmy is on role lately 😂.
I am prepared to wager one crisp US Dollar, that Trump will not debate the President.
@jayizquierdo9534
7 күн бұрын
Really? Trump quickly respond to accept debate, if he can stand in a room with hillary.....1000% he will be in the same room with biden.
@eliassalcedo5229
7 күн бұрын
He will blame it on the Media or on the sharks 🦈 😂
@jameslanclos568
7 күн бұрын
I will wager a crisp $500 Trump bill that he won't show for the debate too.
@kennethholmes8746
7 күн бұрын
My thoughts exactly, he will definitely come up with an excuse, and, I'm thinking it will be the gag order excuse!!!
@DemonDog444
7 күн бұрын
🤣 Trump turn down a chance to humiliate Biden? Fat chance, he will be there with bells on.
Dang it. That freakin song is in ma head!!! Aaaarrrrgh!!!!
@Missmjf87
8 күн бұрын
Omg. Me too! Too catchy!
@katstevens8266
8 күн бұрын
rotflmao help us all
@katstevens8266
8 күн бұрын
@@Missmjf87 lmao help us omg
@Missmjf87
8 күн бұрын
@katstevens8266 yes, indeed. 😂😂😂😂
The debate bit was hilarious. Fallons looks great suited up.
Oh that acronym had me crying 😂
Is it bad that I came back to this video just to watch the song again 😂
The Tarik-Jimmy recall bit was hilarious too
@sukhdhillon4329
6 күн бұрын
Excuse me *Tariq
This is the Jimmy I wish we saw more of during the show! Not as much fake laughter and genuinely funny!
Thanks Jimmy
Tariq must have a huge garage full of lemons considering he owns pretty much every car that has been recalled.
Trotter is killing it ✌💙
Shout out to Leon!!!!!! One of the GRANDEST additions sense day 1! Proof that Jimmy is a ride or die
I love the "recall" segments. They should feature it at least once a week 😂
Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!
I enjoyed the acronym singing spot.
Fabulous - The Acronym guy ! He is usually funny as Hell in anything he does but this ... 🙃😅
It's the wine time somewhere! Thank you...
I just want that 10 commandments thing to turn into 1 post-it note framed with the smallest printable text.
"He’s 78 years old. When Trump was born, Harry S. Truman was president and Perry Como topped the year’s pop charts. Betty White hadn’t yet started her career in film. Israel and Pakistan didn’t exist. Korea was a unified country, and Vietnam was not. The pioneering computer ENIAC was just four months old." - The Atlantic
contagious acronym
6:03 If it wasn't for them sharing this info, I would never know on my own.🙏
Cracked up at the "predebate QnA", then died when Tariq almost sneezed
OMG jimmy can't take it 😂😂😂😂 Catchy tune 😊😂😂😂😂❤
The “gert good earth lighting” bit was hilarious!
Love you Jimmy!! & Today’s My Birthday!! 🥳🥰💜
@mountaingirl72455
8 күн бұрын
Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 💓 I hope you had a great day 💓
@S.Shea2432
8 күн бұрын
@@mountaingirl72455, Aww. Thank you so very much!! 🥰🤗🌹 💜💜
@vickikirby6711
8 күн бұрын
Happy Birthday 🎉
@S.Shea2432
8 күн бұрын
@@vickikirby6711, Aww. Thank you so much!! 🥰 😊 💜
@katstevens8266
8 күн бұрын
Happy NEW YEAR !!
The acronym bit was f*cking hilarious
Biden will have his act together. Trump may not show up. Debates seem to scare trumps.
@wreichard
8 күн бұрын
HAHAHAHA... You're the 28% Lol
@jerryrip
8 күн бұрын
Oh yea Trump is shaaaking in his boots.
@DeadVegaInSpain
7 күн бұрын
Since when is trump grouped together with Bidens confusion? Trump is hands down the sharpest president United States has ever had. No one is going to try and educate me on this. Lucky for me I have KZread and can look up interviews and speeches on just about all the presidents. And yup. Trump has my vote.
@eliassalcedo5229
7 күн бұрын
Trump has become as predictable as his story time rallies 😂
@CH-zm4jb
7 күн бұрын
He should have his act together throughout the entire presidency.
✨️Fan-flippin'-TAS-tic acronym!!!✨️👏😆👏😂👏🤣
I love Jimmy Fallon
Well prison should!
@neal5068
8 күн бұрын
Who is going to prison?
@aigriffin42604
8 күн бұрын
@@neal5068 Trump duh!🙄
@neal5068
8 күн бұрын
@@aigriffin42604 for what? Some petty manufactured alleged campaign violation? Only a Kangaroo Court found him "guilty." No jail for that.
@whocares2087.1
8 күн бұрын
@@neal5068Your god.
@marcosfigueroa4828
8 күн бұрын
@@aigriffin42604 yet that just means it will help him win a landslide if that happens
Absolutely hilarious show Jimmy!💕🙏🤣😂
Love the little ditty. And always love the recall bit!
Dark Brandon will destroy him and MAGAs will say that the coin toss was rigged.
@wreichard
8 күн бұрын
HAHAHAHA... You're the 28% Lol
@TheresaLyonhart
8 күн бұрын
@@wreichardhaha you’re a bot.
@alims5746
5 күн бұрын
You need your head read love if you’re for real!
Jimmy Fallon does stick to humor that makes fun of both sides.
Dear jim fal ❤❤❤❤
Jimmy, your opening dialogue was hilarious. I made a playlist for you. P.S. I recently purchased Fever Pitch in DVD and will include it in my own time capsule; so the far future will know how we (I'm taking credit) were endearing and funny. Will include a note saying it was based on a true story. Edit: Forgot to mention, Baseball is still my favorite sport.
Biden at the debate: 👁️ 👄 👁️ Trump at the debate: 🤡
@AndrewPruteanu
8 күн бұрын
Nah Trump is best🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅
@Pretty_Fly_on_a_White_Guy
8 күн бұрын
@@AndrewPruteanuBest at grifting.
@AndrewPruteanu
8 күн бұрын
@Pretty_Fly_on_a_White_Guy no, not really, he's a business man so obviously he has money. He's way smarter than biden, that's for sure😂
@SwiftJustice
8 күн бұрын
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@marcosfigueroa4828
8 күн бұрын
Biden at the debate:🤡🤡🤡🤡💩💩💩💩🥱🥱🥱 Trump at the debate:🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🐏🐏🐏🐏
Well done Tariq!
Can’t believe you’re insulting both of them the same now. That actually makes me happy.
I bet all those MAGA folks are wishing they had their donations back so they could buy a window fan for the trailer... It's hot!
@marcosfigueroa4828
8 күн бұрын
i bet all those creep joe folks are wishing they had their democracy back so they can buy crack pipe with the drugs he promise to give them for their trashy homes its rich😂😂😂
@wreichard
8 күн бұрын
HAHAHAHA... You're the 28% Lol
@TheresaLyonhart
8 күн бұрын
@@wreichardhaha you’re a bot.
@DemonDog444
7 күн бұрын
It's funny how progressives bill themselves as loving and tolerant, but are the first to class shame and body shame those they disagree with.
@rhodacormier5889
6 күн бұрын
@@TheresaLyonharthe's right
Some will be watching the debate just to see how long it takes Trump to start complaining about how unfairly he is treated, and to play the drinking game (take a shot every time he uses the word "crooked" but not referring to himself.)
@michaeljordan5972
7 күн бұрын
Not me I'm going to watch to see if Biden falls off the stage or says aagafsgaf sbsbsjhsbs or freezes up or if he shits his pants
@noneYa66613
7 күн бұрын
@@michaeljordan5972 Then you will be disappointed. I do have to ask though, why can't your cult members come up with anything original? I mean we say trump is senile then you say Biden is. We point out trumps ramblings and then you try to accuse Biden of the same thing. Your lot has nothing to say about Biden that hasn't been already said about the mango Mussolini. What's up with that?
@michaeljordan5972
7 күн бұрын
@@noneYa66613 the difference is it's true when it comes to Biden and it's a lie when it comes to Trump you can understand everything Trump says he's totally coherent Biden's the exact opposite
@noneYa66613
7 күн бұрын
@@michaeljordan5972 And yet you never come up with these allegations until after they are pointed at trump. And no, I don't understand most of what trump is trying to say, it's all rambling. In fact, on social media a lot of time is spent by magas on trying to explain what trump really meant, even though he supposedly says exactly what he means. It's very confusing. I once sent a satirical post to an acquaintance with a fake trump speech. It was making fun of the way he goes rambling in all directions, and this person who was a trump supporter said "He sounds just like that!". Yet his support never wavered. He knew what trump was and didn't care. To imply that trump is even close to Biden mentally, intellectually or cognitively is laughable.
@michaeljordan5972
6 күн бұрын
@@noneYa66613 I hope Trump ask him about Uncle Boosie he will probably tell us another big lie anyway if he opens his mouth he's lying
Is it too late to scrap both Joe and Donald and ask for two new candidates? lol
mempickepicehticehtuh, picquetick..am i close???
This great benito guy is the most hilarious writer/performer on the show! Always so f**kn funny everything he does. Give him his flowers 🎉 🙌
Louisiana should be required to underline nine of the Ten Commandments that Trump has violated, repeatedly. That we know of, so far.
@user-yo3vt7ft1p
8 күн бұрын
Hear, hear!
@wreichard
8 күн бұрын
HAHAHAHA... You're the 28% Lol
@danhtown1
8 күн бұрын
What does that have to do with anything. Your trump derangement syndrome is showing
@dp1563
8 күн бұрын
Don't forget the deadly sins he is so good at breaking.
@danhtown1
8 күн бұрын
@@dp1563 and lol
An Oscar for Terrick!!! 👍👏👏👏👏🎉🏆 or an Emmy😀
You know it's the first day of summer because Burning Man is no longer a music festival. Now it's me mowing with my shirt off.
This is very funny 🤣
Man, that sucks. It seems to happen to Tariq all the time that he buys something, usually with the intent to share it with family and friends, just to watch it be recalled.
Poke at Biden now, but remember if trump gets in your career doing stand-up comedy making fun of “dear leader” will likely be short-lived. VOTE BLUE!
@rockerdude86
8 күн бұрын
Biden getting in is elder abuse. He will be dead before the four years is up.
@trysometruth
8 күн бұрын
.... and keep voting Blue all the way down the ballot...........
@DeadVegaInSpain
7 күн бұрын
Yeah vote blue because that’s what the educated people tell you to vote for right??? Bust out some receipts from when trump was president and compare them to now. I don’t need bidens false promises. Insane to me that people that really don’t care about politics suddenly care that trump banged a porn star. What does that have to do with running a business such as America? I don’t care what religion the president is or what color or gender. I care about how it will affect my actual life. And yeah Biden is cancer to my life. He’s not doing a good job. You don’t have to like trump but don’t vote blue unless you have money handed to you hand over fist.
@mlbrooks4066
7 күн бұрын
In all seriousness, if Trump gets in and can do it, he'll have Fallon, Kimmel and Colbert at Gitmo.
Jimmy,I saw the studio for the tonight show -like the debate joke 🤣🤣
Hahahass 😀😅🗽🗽 To Funnys 😀😅....Always Greatss!! 💛😀😎 GO Fallon!!💛🌸🎶🗽🗽
Please, please lift that Kaleidobility skit and post by itself haha
The acronym song, with introduction, starts at 3:25 . 😅
We love your show jimmy fallon
ALL THE BIRDS AND ANIMALS FLED
He missed the Walmart joke
M.M.E.T.P.Q.P.P.N.A.N.P.N.P.N.P.C.D.B.A.J.T.N.M.T.L. ... I'd like to know the acronym for this acronym yet alone say it.😁
Was a great episode Jimmy 😂😂😂
Why does everyone talk about how hot it is 😂. I live in Las Vegas and its been pretty mild compared to previous years. We generally have 115+ weather and it usually starts in May.
lol best ever. good job Jimmy:)
how does Terek keep still whenever the there show this recall alert scene
WOW!!! How did my phone do that???
Jimmy, I saw REAL comedy last night.
Yes indeed, if Louisiana puts the word 'adultery" on the walls with the ten commandments--the teachers will have to teach the term....
Amazing
Not gonna lie, the guy who said that mmet....... needs a raise, that was impressive! 🙂
Nice intro
We are in real peril.☹️ Age limits immediately.
The only debate we should be waiting for is how many years trump gets in prison.
@schmittyconstanz
2 күн бұрын
Do not forget Laptop Hunter
So friggin hilarious 😂❤
Well done. Will they really be standing for 90 minutes? I dont wanna stand for that long, Im half their age
CONFLICTED Fellow VS. CONVICTED Felon debate 🍌