"HOW DID HE PARRY" "HOW IS HE ROLLING"

@shakeweller

3 жыл бұрын

He will never find out

@baby-moon.

3 жыл бұрын

Asmon: WHY IS HE PLAYING THE GAME INTELLIGENTLY

@HuginnTheNord

2 жыл бұрын

@@baby-moon. Asmon: HOW IS HE PLAYING THE GAME? I honestly can't stand asmon, something about him personally bugs me like I just get so annoyed

@rinnnnnnnnnnrin

2 жыл бұрын

the world may never know

@THL_Jontae

2 жыл бұрын

God I lold

Don't read Asmons chat if you want to keep your sanity.

@SilverHvHNoob

5 жыл бұрын

41:21 PORN pepe

@peterclark2152

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they are too hard on him, Dark Souls is really tough for new players and heck it’s still challenging even for people who have played them several times.

@biga9144

3 жыл бұрын

@@peterclark2152 it’s not that there hard on him but it’s just a really cancerous chat and he been play since ds1 and only learned how to “properly” play at midir/Gael

@peterclark2152

3 жыл бұрын

@@biga9144 I see, it’s hard to tell sometimes. I think he has screwed himself over as far as his community goes. I think he wants a community like the one he has on twitch when he is Asmongold, I know he says it’s not a character, and I’m not saying it is, but many people put on masks when they are around other people. He has made it obvious in the past that there is more going on in his life than he is willing to share (which is completely fine, we all need privacy). But those moments where we see him say something that he believes with conviction it is a completely different person who is talking whether he realizes it or not. The only problem is that by this point his chat has been given full leeway time and time again in circumstances that are serious to say stupid things and act immaturely. So when he finally opens up about something he is legitimately wanting to say in the way he himself, Zack would say it, his chat barely hears him. Yes sometimes his chat is understanding and recognizes when he is saying something serious. But often times, at least to me and I could be wrong, I feel like his chat just doesn’t care because they have not been given a standard rule of maturity to stand behind.

@dripmorgan8650

3 жыл бұрын

@@peterclark2152 Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

I love how he still doesnt know how to parry

@TunnelSnake-es7tu

3 жыл бұрын

Well I could be wrong but the Parry is an old, old wooden ship used in the Cival War era

@user-ef4lr7to5m

3 жыл бұрын

Confused picachu face: wait... he... he... he parried. How did he parry?

@jontaii152

3 жыл бұрын

Most players don't bother to learn how. Not like you need to know how to party in PvE or even PvP in most situations

@gravint3294

3 жыл бұрын

Legends tell of a tale of a man who still can’t parry and never will.

@CamelxXxYogurt

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve got over a thousand hours on DS3 and still suck at parrying lol. I just don’t get how people can get it consistently in PVP.

christ that chat is awful

@xUrsusxXX

5 жыл бұрын

whose?

@templesleeper27

5 жыл бұрын

are you serious? nemz chat was civil. asmons chat was fucking chaos after the glitch started. nemz even said this shit is stupid but hey let me paste CHEATING IN DARK SOULS PEPEGA 500 times. these children literally have never seen a speed run before

@neonbacon2181

5 жыл бұрын

@@templesleeper27 I mean in any any% run that blows up you can find those kind of comments

@templesleeper27

5 жыл бұрын

@@neonbacon2181 while you're not wrong, it happens for almost 30 minutes straight on such a large scale here. it just hurts my soul

@xUrsusxXX

5 жыл бұрын

nemz chat was civil where they were being all "lel nuthing personel kid" about Asmon streaming dark souls? It's meme chat and for every "cheating" spam there was counter spam.

Glitch: an unintentional error in the code left by devs that can be beneficial or just annoying Exploit: an elememt of gameplay that functions properly, but when used creatively/unconventionally can have unintended effects Cheat: an intentional alteration of the code to give yourself an ingame advantage Example time Glitch: the map breaking shit my mans did in this video was a glitch Exploit: think of the alchemy/enchanting trick in skyrim Cheat: ⬅️➡️⬅️➡️⬆️⬇️➖➕

@WillCipher

3 жыл бұрын

Cheat should be ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️

@pit6794

3 жыл бұрын

@@WillCipher everyone forgets the upupdowndown

@insanemokey1025

3 жыл бұрын

@@WillCipher Although, the Konami code is intentional bc it was made for the devs.

@TheMeekMingeMaster

3 жыл бұрын

@@WillCipher thought it was ba twice then select start

@Broockle

3 жыл бұрын

all those wall clips and floating make for a pretty damn boring speedrun tho

I love how every time a speedrunner goes thru the game amons freaks out and I feel like I’m watching a man discover god coming down from the trees

@thegraydirewolf9325

3 жыл бұрын

God has a very limited imagination if he's just hiding in the trees waiting to make miracles and shit happen.

@cheliozz3048

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah man, I was crylaughing in the first minute bc he was so stunned by the fact that you can parry the tutorial boss xD

@bubeable

Ай бұрын

Honestly it's so boring. What's the appeal of watching the guy who glitches best through the game?

@sladjanivkovic2

28 күн бұрын

@@bubeable It's the "any" category. You are allowed to use glitches in the game. There are categories where that is not allowed, but in this one it is.

"He rolls right past that guy, that guy rolls off the edge, he's probably gonna get the souls from that guy, nvm no he didn't, I have no idea what I'm talking about." MAN I live how he doesn't skip a beat 🤣

Chat doesnt know anthing about speedruns

@hazer3248

3 жыл бұрын

@@Anedime what? I said that because chat was complaining about their being glitches in an any% speedrun where glitches are allowed its not about if they're stupid or not

@hazer3248

3 жыл бұрын

@@Anedime I understand what you're saying to an extent but I think its important to note that while yes there are a lot glitches that contribute towards skipping massive portions of the run a lot of the major ones are incredibly hard and required hundreds upon hundreds of hours to do and pull of consistently, a lot of runners make it look easy either because they are just extremely skilled or just because this just happened to be the run where they pulled them off after trying over and over again (trial and error) also glitches aren't the only thing that need to be considered in the run like effective movement, quick menu control, boss and enemy movement patterns etc that come into play.

@bloody_joker12bloodyjoker72

3 жыл бұрын

Speed runs are a matter of skill and glitching the game to avoid 80% of the game isn't playing the damn game lol

@hazer3248

3 жыл бұрын

@@bloody_joker12bloodyjoker72 bro stfu you don’t know anything about speed runs and stop acting like you do if it’s so easy you go break the wr right now then

@bloody_joker12bloodyjoker72

3 жыл бұрын

@@hazer3248 I said it takes skill which is why they aren't easy to do but these people that glitch through everything don't have much skill so they need to glitch the game 😂 you misunderstood the meaning

Asmons chat seriously makes me cry they are so just not it

@KanohiVahi

3 жыл бұрын

It's a hilarious thought to think any of them executing these "cheats" as they call them. They would fall of the edges or softlock the game etc because they don't know the correct paths which takes practice to learn. They think anyone can do those while all their intellect seems to be able to do is spamming Pepega in the chat and insulting.

@thunderballz74

2 жыл бұрын

@@KanohiVahi using cheats is cheating...no ..fucking..matter..how..many..times..you..say..."oh but falling off ledges" the same in game. Play the damn game correctly and without cheats, without deaths and no hits...that is amazing.

@apeachytree4225

2 жыл бұрын

@@thunderballz74 I mean yeah it is but these glitch runs are still impressive. Isn't easy at all to pull off and you usually go a majority of the bosses without being hit still. Thats why theres two different categories...

@ullapoolcaber1477

2 жыл бұрын

@@thunderballz74 You have no idea what a cheat is, you have no idea what it takes to preform any of this, and you definitely have no idea what they were even trying to say. Please go back to twitch where you will be muted out by 100 other tards who became arguing prodigies off reddit

@unicode3402

2 жыл бұрын

@@ullapoolcaber1477 yeah

Nemz is an absolute madlad, he did speedruns with every single weapon in the game including fists, 180 runs.... Sick dude

@Colphin

3 жыл бұрын

Chat still going "CHEATER NO SKILL INCEL" LMAO

@KanohiVahi

3 жыл бұрын

@@Colphin It's easy to type shit like this instead of attempting to learn speedruns themselves. They would propably never do this kind of stuff so they thrashtalk others that are better than them instead.

@DankSoulss

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but he's an asshole

@lorcanzo2498

3 жыл бұрын

@@DankSoulss why

@DankSoulss

3 жыл бұрын

@@lorcanzo2498 he’s toxic as fuck and called the fire keeper a bitch

3 games in the dark souls series, and Asmon still doesn't know about parry

@sicthemutt

4 жыл бұрын

Yea hes a little stupid

@dunkadumma4619

3 жыл бұрын

Alright sorry for the year later reply but I've beaten every dark souls game and the only one I know how to consistently parry in, is ds1

@mortalsongs

3 жыл бұрын

@@dunkadumma4619 yeah but he's saying he doesn't even know HOW to parry, not that he's bad at it. He literally doesn't know how to parry

@conradkellog926

3 жыл бұрын

@@dunkadumma4619 parrying in dark souls is extremely difficult. I basically beat entire ds1 abusing parrying and backstab. Got my ass handed to me in ds3. I play using mostly dodge and roll. Thanks to bloodborne I'm good at it. Although after playing sekiro my parry timing improved.

@I_Crit_My_Pants

3 жыл бұрын

@@dunkadumma4619 Good for you? I can consistently parry in all of them... including Bloodborne (viscerals)... Called playing the game more than once through on each, for example I have over 2000 hours on Bloodborne...

that chat christ when he dancer skipped and they spammed cheater christ man.

@I_Crit_My_Pants

3 жыл бұрын

@@narutolikestoes9028 I am disappointed by your spelling but vastly approve of your statement.

@narutolikestoes9028

3 жыл бұрын

@@I_Crit_My_Pants lol it's my second time bieng made fun of because I spelled disappoint

@lorcanzo2498

3 жыл бұрын

@@narutolikestoes9028 I’m disappointed by your spelling but can vastly relate to your comment.

@TheGroingler

Жыл бұрын

@@I_Crit_My_Pants internet people thinking anybody gives a shit if they’re upset about a misspelling

@jackholt6860

Ай бұрын

It's just boring to watch so they express their disappointment that way

chat should understand that speedruns come in many categories wich can be glitch or glitchless... the most popular categorie is any% +glitch cuz just shows how fast the game can be done using anything the game itself gives even if its an unitentional glitch

>Player flies under the map "I dont think this is intended" ...

@nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife

3 жыл бұрын

Game designers taking note: make sure to add enemies under map.

@AlejandroRodriguez-cy8ee

2 жыл бұрын

@@nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife wait didn't bloodborne did that?

@nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife

2 жыл бұрын

@@AlejandroRodriguez-cy8ee something like that

@vl3244

2 жыл бұрын

Ever heard of sarcastic humor? Apparently you, nor a lot of his chat, ever have.

@nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife

2 жыл бұрын

@@vl3244 well bravo 👏 bet u came up with that in no time.

chat thinking he used a glitch to avoid fall damage when he used 'spook'

@finaldestination721

3 жыл бұрын

not true the chat was spamming spook when he used it but oki

@hamburger5012

3 жыл бұрын

@@finaldestination721 the people spamming spook were the people telling the others in chat what he actually used

@jadedtrekkie150

2 жыл бұрын

I mean that is a glitch; some falls are not survivable even with spook, and if you quit out after hitting the ground, you live the fall

@GamerDisturbed

17 күн бұрын

Players bitching about built ingame mechanichs are so phatetic and ridiculous. Even more ridiculous is someone bitching about how may another player play their game. Why not just learn the game itself first and then, play it your own way. Or just watch something else if you don't like something or dissaprove of it.

Nemz: *no hits lothric brothers* Chat: "LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

@jackofastora8962

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure most were meming cause it was a luck build

@ungabunga3143

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackofastora8962 Landon is way too stupid to realise that I guess

Chat does not understand that doing that kinda of glitches takes a lot of skill too

@NamelessKong

3 жыл бұрын

a lot of people don't even understand what "any%" category is.

@lorcanzo2498

3 жыл бұрын

@@NamelessKong yep

@mrgold739

2 жыл бұрын

Who cares if the glich took skill it wasn't the intended way to play

@priceghost3901

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrgold739 any%

@Pranci

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrgold739 you must be a twitch user

“He’s probably gunna get the souls from that guy. Never mind I have no idea what I’m talking about” ya. That’s my boy.

Just a reminder on why he is so surprised about the rolls and parries, this guy fatrolled and frostbite'd his way to 3/4 of the game and only found out how important rolling is when he got to the nameless king

@witha1

Ай бұрын

nah he would've fatrolled through nameless king too if he didn't get attacked so much bc of it

My character would be at High Wall by the time this guy finished the game :(

So a little detail that I have never noticed while playing the game multiple times…. At 4:15 the arrow that goes past him and the knight deflects it and it changes direction. Cool ass detail that I have never noticed

these people spend like 30 hours a week playing the same game and perfecting it and chat says its stupid aight

@celphalonred1999

3 жыл бұрын

They're correct.

@Maltesfilm

3 жыл бұрын

@@celphalonred1999 No, you’re incorrect.

@cocomeadows3176

2 жыл бұрын

@@Maltesfilm nah they need to get a life still impresseve though

@kytsunee6324

2 жыл бұрын

@@cocomeadows3176 He literally makes a living doing this shit, he clearly has a life for doing what he likes as his job while also doing it fantastically well.

@refertopfp9627

3 ай бұрын

​@@kytsunee6324 *Walks under the map for 10 minutes straight in complete silence* "My frames are dropping so much guys I'm losing so much time." *Continues to walk under the map for another 10 minutes in complete silence* Yeah, he's fantastic at entertainment.

People not realizing it's Any%, finding glitches is part of the puzzle for this category. To deconstruct the game down to the smallest detail and find the quickest way to the end. It's all about playing smarter, not harder.

@hulltugev

2 жыл бұрын

I personally find any% speedruns incredibly boring. Watching someone skip half the game running out of bounds is not fun to watch.

@NorthzYT

2 жыл бұрын

@@hulltugev That is why 100% runs exist but the speedrunning community lives and thrives in the any% category. Once you've achieved full mastery over a game, finding ways to completely break it becomes the next step. A youtuber named Summoning Salt made a very good video about the history of speedrunning in SMB, I recommend you check it out since it might change your mind. It doesn't hurt to have more things to enjoy.

@lucjeb9254

2 жыл бұрын

@@hulltugev then dont watch it its that simple jesus man its not that hard

@deepergodeeper7618

2 жыл бұрын

@@hulltugev L + don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio

@DeathN0cturnal

11 ай бұрын

@@hulltugev it's literally harder to perform these skips perfectly to save time than to actually play the game normally. So this takes way more skill than you mashing r1 spam onto a trash mob. retard

4:37 that guy is actually years ahead of us lmao Abyss Watchers made Asmongold rage uninstall DS3 Soul of Cinder

meanwhile it takes longer for me to setup my keybinds than it does for this guy to finish the game

@tylerbethell3759

3 жыл бұрын

Yea, in half an hour imma bout to fail the tree jump for the 97th time

@DeathHealer

2 жыл бұрын

I was just fighting judex when he got to undead settlement

"Now he has to pull the sword out of the first boss........ Now he's mad."

Chat sure was triggered that day for some reason hahaha.

2 years later and I’m still keking at how chat doesn’t understand this is an official any% speedrun

@simas768

Жыл бұрын

i think they do its just not interesting to watch

@Sandlund93

11 ай бұрын

@@simas768 There is a guy who beat the game in 41 min and 55 seconds without glitches. There are different categories basically. But yeah, I probably enjoy All Bosses Glitchless the most. That's pretty much as "legit" as it gets.

@simas768

11 ай бұрын

@@Sandlund93 yeah, i myself dont like glitch heavy speedruns. Super mario 64 stays my favourite, being movement heavy and staying low on glitches. Even if the out of bounds in this run is so hard to get right. Visually it feels like cheating and not as fun

Asmon being baffled by parries never ceases to amaze me

The guy is invisible, walking throught everything; "I dont think this is intended" -Genius Watch early dark souls 2 any% when bino-boosting was in the game; you and your chat would just die

Even after watching this 2 years later, his chat still is atleast 80% troglodytes not knowing a difference between a glitch and cheats.

@RyuSaarva

2 жыл бұрын

those are the same think, people want to see the game played and not watch someone teleport or walk through the walls to the last boss etc, thats why they are mad.

@soulsborne1513

2 жыл бұрын

@@RyuSaarva then they should watch a glitchless run, simple as that

@deepergodeeper7618

2 жыл бұрын

@@RyuSaarvaL + don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio

@TheMCmace

Жыл бұрын

@@soulsborne1513 yeah true I mean you don‘t go to a baseball match and complain that it‘s not football lol

@soulsborne1513

Жыл бұрын

@@TheMCmace Exactly, the different categories are there for a reason

The sheer amount of Asmon's chat that doesn't know the difference of a glitch and a cheat is just mind blowing.

@terskataneli6457

2 жыл бұрын

He must have cheated because he got into grand archives before killing abyss watchers or am i just dumb or is it because he didn't kill the dancer at all the game thinks he's killed all 3 cinders because he's there but dancer is alive so the game is bugged?

@g76agi

2 жыл бұрын

@@terskataneli6457 learn the difference between glitching the game and cheating

@terskataneli6457

2 жыл бұрын

@@g76agi i do that's why i'm asking it makes no sense to me

@putinstaint8758

Жыл бұрын

@@terskataneli6457 Dancer is an optional boss you don’t need to fight her.

@terskataneli6457

Жыл бұрын

@@putinstaint8758 sure it's optional if you don't want to finish the game😂

Smartest chat in NA

9:01 law and order

It triggers me that he does not now any of the mechanics, I know he's new but he completed both ds 1 and 3 and never understood parrying or stamina

@deepsavings3126

5 жыл бұрын

He skipped over tut stuff in DS1 and in DS3 he was skim reading, honestly despite that he has been doing well for someone who doesn't know jack.

@Aymungoos

5 жыл бұрын

@@deepsavings3126 I'm not surprised. Dark souls is actually a pretty easy game

@bernardobastos5996

4 жыл бұрын

@@Aymungoos Yes, Dark souls is not hard in the normal sense of the word. It's just unforgiving and doesn't hold you hand. That's what makes it hard.

@cinderhunter4829

3 жыл бұрын

you don't have to parry, but stamina I can understand. I pretty much went through all of DS3 without parrying just because it wasn't fun imo, but parrying in bloodborne was pretty fun.

@witha1

Ай бұрын

he did understand parrying, he just never did it

a way to get through vordt easier is to kill the mimic that looks like a chest because it will drop a weapon that has a dark affect to it which vordt is weak to so it will do more damage like that rather than using a weapon that has ice or fire affects to it cause he has a resistance to it

@eduj

2 жыл бұрын

or just use lightning paper on any weapon and kill him in 10 sec

@Jack-F194

2 жыл бұрын

@@eduj true that to but u also get a good axe from the mimic so the game becomes a little more fun in my opinion but both of the tactics are useful

@Xavire1603

Жыл бұрын

I think it's actually harder to kill the mimic than to kill Vordt. If you keep under him he will miss 99% of his attacks, the only thing you have to keep an eye is when he starts charging in 2nd fase, if you manage to dodge that it is GG easy peassy lemon squishy.

@Jack-F194

Жыл бұрын

@@Xavire1603 yeah true that helps but that only gets so far with everyones eye frames being different with different skill levels and Reaction times

Speedrun ended and he's still trying to fathom with the Gundyr parry at the beginning LMFAO

losing brain cells from asmons chat

craziest thing about all of this is that there can be time saved on the run because he got hit by the arrow. Also landing on the tree. that was mario speedrun levels of accuracy

*Talks to Shrine Handmaid* "Talking to him"

“He’s weak to lightning? How tf was I supposed to know that” 😂😂

it's basically asmon finding out a lot about the game and being confused for 41 minutes

cant decide if that theatrical streamer or his chat is more clueless

This man is questioning his entire gaming life

“That’s what happens when I focus” hahahaha

Me reading the Nemz' chat: He DIED to DEACONS!?

@EmptyFucker

2 жыл бұрын

Played ds3 for the first time and died to them like 9 times, it was only when I found out about the Astora great sword was I able to upgrade it to +3 and kill them and abyss watchers in the same day lol

@voxdraconia4035

Жыл бұрын

Died to them too...problem is when you play to carefully first, and fail to notice the curse, and maybe not play with a huge crowd control weapon...

@SondreGrneng

Жыл бұрын

Trying to think whether I have died to them or not. I very well might have but I can't remember it ever happening. I have never died to the curse because I usually make them dead long before that's even remotely an issue. I know I have gotten staggerlocked a few times but they don't really do enough damage for that to be an issue unless you play with base vigor. The problem is though that it was a DS3 speedrun that made me finally play the franchise so I already knew what to expect from them the first time I fought them.

every time asmons speak you can answer him by saing "beacouse it's a speedrun" try it

lol he's going nuts over everytime the speedrunner rolls past an enemy

Asmon's chat never fails to be nothing but cancer.

The blast of “???????” in his chat when he says ice and water aren’t the same thing had me DEAD

@mikec5400

Жыл бұрын

they arent the same thing

@Xerxes1337

Жыл бұрын

They're children. They don't know shit about conductivity.

He’s done it. He has gottin gud

Awww man watching these dark souls speedruns bring so much nostalgia :') I remember back when I was in elementary and all i had was an xbox and a fuck ton of games but the only game i enjoyed playing over and over again was Dark Souls 2. There was a catch tho. My dark souls 2 was in japanese and i couldn't, for the love of me, find an english version. So i literally memorized every item, every enemy, every drop, every key item and where to use them. I played the game so many times that i once beat it without taking damage and only using fists (i know that's not very impressive now but it was a big achievement for me) Damn this brings alot of memories :')

@rdelao1287

3 жыл бұрын

Not very impresive??? That was awesome... I just enjoy not been killed for 5 minutes or more LOL

@shinysnivy6604

2 жыл бұрын

This comment screams bs. No way someone beat the game without taking damage and with only his fists years before even a normal no hit run was done. Unless you have evidence you are talking out of your ass.

@Orros

2 жыл бұрын

@@shinysnivy6604 i remember doing it because i saw somewhere that you get a ring for not dying so i thought "hey might as well do one with no damage and no weapons" and since it was the only game i play all day every day for like 2 years *i think* ,it kind of felt natural. unfortunately, i didnt get to record it because younger me didnt think it was such a big thing but if i ever find my old xbox, i can take a photo of the ring i got from it whatever that's worth.

My brain cells are dying while reading the asmongold chat saying that 8n "Any%" glitching is cheating. And that's how we know they are bad at a game. ffs

@mikec5400

Жыл бұрын

that makes no sense

@basementthing1862

9 ай бұрын

​@@mikec5400it does if you are so dumb you can't comprehend a speed run and think it's cheating then you are trash at the game

lol that guy in Nemz' chat got so mad that Asmon beat Watchers 2nd try, and wanted to talk shit but got owned by follower-only chat OMEGALUL

@CoachLLX

3 жыл бұрын

Lit dude

asmon has to be capping w/ not knowing about parrying.........

19:34 seeing the chat go "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" here is some of the funniest shit ive seen

Kinda late. But I looked at the chat before Lothric and they all made fun of the dude, but then he f-ing MASSACRED the boss. So yeah, he DOES have the skill. The chat was just a buncha idiots. Man, why are people so d-ing dumb. Jesus Christ. The Dude was amazing tho. Congrats.

praise the chat saying "stfu" like bro go watch the video yourself wtf

When the chat started screaming AÀAAAAHHHHH I died laughing

37:00 dude this is me with any harder game hahahaha

Wait... what?....how??? ...wow... -asmongold

Dude his chat thinking they know everything about electrical conductivity.... they are all like "ICE IS WATER, THEREFORE ICE IS AS CONDUCTIVE".... My profession is in electrical theory and this is literally far from the truth.... A super cooled coil of copper is MUCH LESS conductive than regular copper. Now water is not copper which i get, but the whole point is electricity is temperature based. Electricity loves heat, but hates cold.

@lonewolfhero3526

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda interesting how that also happens in Genshin Impact. If you want a big boom, combine fire with electricity (i theorize that due to electricity loving heat, combining said elements just boosts the electric element at such a stupid degree that it violently explodes due to the massive conductivity that the fire element produces, kind of like a fuse being fried and then exploding)

@swimfreakcmb

2 жыл бұрын

@@lonewolfhero3526 well realistically speaking, fire and lightning don’t react off eachother because the science is a bit more specific than that but in theory yes, it would.. and I’m sure that’s why Genshin elements have interactions like that.

Dam asmon looks so much healthier than he does now

@No-Analysis

2 ай бұрын

Can't escape getting old.

@jackholt6860

Ай бұрын

He must have a much lower bf% in this video

speedrunner: presses a button on the controller asmond: what the.....!

Its almost like chat doesn’t know what ANY% means LOL

And you see time and time again gamers using glitches to get through it it’s not just about how your skipping a large amount for him to remember EXACTLY we’re to go while he’s doing those glitches takes more skill than the fact of facing off with SOME bosses

@dtsnelson

11 ай бұрын

Seriously most people don't stop to think about this. The teardrop run to skip abyss watchers is literally pixels away from kill planes at almost all times. You literally have to memorize a movement path with barely any visual markers, and death at every corner, but "gLiTcHeS aRe ChEaTiNg"

@dox.K

4 ай бұрын

@@dtsnelsonI feel like people just think with what pops up in their brain and spurt out sentences from those thoughts. Not even taking a second to think about how dumb they are.

"He PARRY"

ACTION IS COMING ZULUL 35:24

Insane how dumb the average Asmon Twitch Viewer is lol One third thinks any% isn‘t speedrunning because glitches Second third thinks nemz doesn‘t have skill because he does any% Last third understands how different speedrun categories work and know that you need a tremendous amount of skill to do any run in any category

@refertopfp9627

3 ай бұрын

What about the portion that thought every group was just really fucking annoying?

Wow, Wtf, Omg, How, Wtf this mans commentary is on another level

@darkayn7924

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot "ok"

Now this world shall know parry

The randomised character looked just like Asmon

This is PAINFUL, and I'm whatever the exact opposite of a Dark Souls speedrunner is

@JohnSmith-oo7gx

2 жыл бұрын

Bright Body Slowwalker

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW WHAT ANY% MEANS?? HOLY FUCK.

@RyuSaarva

2 жыл бұрын

yes and they agree that it's stupid and not fun to watch.

@S3N_Gaming

2 жыл бұрын

@@RyuSaarva then dont watch it? The fuck lol.

@RyuSaarva

2 жыл бұрын

@@S3N_Gaming people were watching asmongold, and they just informed him that the speedrunner was bad and he should do something else.

@S3N_Gaming

2 жыл бұрын

@@RyuSaarva people could also inform asmon that the sky give you aids and he should never look at it

@joggy1357

2 жыл бұрын

@@RyuSaarva and your opinion is stupid and rejected by 99% of the speedrunning community :) go watch glitchless instead of complaining, this isnt "boohoo i dont like that beat the game slower because i dont like it"%

asmon's chat meta is so different now

Actually, water does not conduct electricity. Pure water that is. Water from natural sources always contains some dissolved ions. Only with those ions inside, water conducts well.

"This is like my attempt except I got hit by everything." So, nothing like your attempt at all

@war_Machine-ti4ps

3 жыл бұрын

In fact, it was his, but he was the abyss watcher

@refertopfp9627

3 ай бұрын

Congratulations! You understood the joke! 🎉

The thing is is that it’s a SPEEDRUN your trying to get through the game as FAST AS POSSIBLE

This dude beat index before 2 mins and I don’t even get to the first bonfire in that time

If you notice at the 2 minute and 14 second mark of the speed run the timer actually goes back by about a second for no explained reason, can anyone shed some light on that?

@AzuiDEO

3 жыл бұрын

It's a bug with the timer

Damn Asmon's chat is so toxic

btw Nemz now holds all 8 ds3 world record categories, including all bosses, so even if you think this is cheating (which it isn’t, it’s an any% and glitches are not cheats) know that Nemz is probably one of the best ds3 players out there, and the glitches used were just for the any% and his raw skill can be seen in other speedruns (he’s done so many)

@dtsnelson

11 ай бұрын

This is what always bothers me. People hate on any% when it's got to be viewed more like a puzzle, but then don't look any further to learn that most of the time any runner with a good any% time will have top times in most other categories. Like just assuming people are bad cause they don't beat the game you want to is ridiculous.

@guymcchazz9861

11 ай бұрын

@@dtsnelson Love your explanation, you're absolutely right, it is more of a puzzle.

@CB-lw7ty

9 ай бұрын

@@dtsnelson I don't think I've ever seen anyone hate on any% speedruns for it just being cheating and the person doing it being bad. It's generally a point of relevance as to "completing the game" where Elden Ring for example you can essentially spawn in, teleport to the end location where you drop through the floor and end of the game within 30 seconds...so...whats the point in that record? Is it cool that you can break the game in that way to do it in 30 seconds? Absolutely, but you haven't "speedrun" the game you've just broken it. It's a general argument of even when you are speedrunning a game someone watching should be able to tell you generally what happens/you go through, in the game, whereas any% speedruns someone could watch this and have no clue on 90% of the game because they're just running underneath the entire thing so you haven't got from the start to finish PLAYING the game in the fastest time possible, you've just broken the game at several points. That's the general mentality I've seen for people who hate on any% category.

@-entr0pY

3 ай бұрын

@@CB-lw7ty This is why people create different categories lmao, you can say the category is shit, nobody is saying you cant do that, people are just laughing at the absolute inbreds that think this is in any way "cheating" since it is clear that a ANY% run is supposed to be exploit heavy.

@CB-lw7ty

3 ай бұрын

@@-entr0pY Honestly I think people just being able to create different categories is actually a part of the issue why speedrunning isn't seen as main stream or popular as it could be. People like simplicity, so when you have something like WR 100m sprint, nobody is confused who holds that record and what that record consists of. When you get to questions like "who's got the WR in Elden Ring" all of a sudden it's "What patch, what %, blindfolded, console or PC etc etc" it feels like it completely invalidates speedrunning as a concept when anyone can just make any category they want and you have 50 answers to 1 games WR. I feel like speedrunning community needs to come up with what is considered a "speedrun" which becomes the only record and official time while everything else just becomes cool experiments and videos just for the sake of interest than trying to be a WR.

Iirc there isn't any enemy in the game that can resist bleed builds or pure strength builds Making then incredibly op

"This is like my attempt except I got hit by every thing" lol

@quill7889

2 жыл бұрын

At least hes honest lol

The chat is aids

I love how Asmongold learns how to fight bosses through other people's gameplays

@hassanawdi3793

2 жыл бұрын

Some bosses r still hard like midir that I died to the most in the entire dark souls series

@JoseCarvajal.

2 жыл бұрын

@@hassanawdi3793 And that's the point of every Souls! We have to do our paths, fight everything, die a lot of times, until something makes "click" in our head and we can fight back and win. And obviously, if we cannot do that alone, we have a lovely Souls-Obsessed Community to help and cheer us up. What I meant about my first comment is that I love the surprises to the things he didn't try or didn't know, it is satisfying and I didn't want to laugh at him or smth.

39:40 "this is what happens when I'm quite and focus" yeah like if he were speaking, cinder wouldv'e killed him.

man wasn't even happen, he was frustrated after getting WR

Kind of funny how nobody knows what an any% run is

@mikec5400

Жыл бұрын

most people dont sit on youtube watching people play video games

@basementthing1862

9 ай бұрын

​@@mikec5400most people do watch KZread that's why there's billions of active users daily dumbass

@dox.K

4 ай бұрын

@@mikec5400but they sit in a chat reacting to a streamer reacting to a streamer who is speedruning a game. You are the definition of brain rot

"We're talking about Ice, not water. That's two different things." Asmongold 2019

@TheDarkLasombra

2 жыл бұрын

Concerning conductivity, they are completely different. Ice is not conductive at all while water, as long as it isn't pure, is conductive.

@Xavire1603

Жыл бұрын

Yeah this statement is completly true. Ice is not the same as water EVEN IF made of the same molecules and shit. The same way spaguetti and macaroni are two different things. Doesnt' matter if they are made of the same material, they are diferent and everybody knows that.

25:58 more entertaining than the actual boss

i love these dark souls games parries a fucking building sized weapon with a dinner plate shield.

hope people realise that he got a spell called tears of denial..as a trolling aspect to other speed runners, as go have a cry and get gud...

Is it really possible for one of the biggest twitch streamers to truly be so unaware of how different categories of speed running work? 😂

@nge1301

2 жыл бұрын

He does understand how any% works though. Did you even watch the video?

22:30 -> Calcifer goes to Irithryll.

"He's going to a special area just to touch this girl?" -Asmongold

Got to laugh at chat wanting to Asmon to be quiet during a reaction...because that makes sense. And somehow people don't know the difference between a cheat and a glitch.

@uselesswasteofhumanflesh

6 ай бұрын

Asmons chat is so brain rotted that you're better off forgetting it exists

god it must be so tiring to act so dumbfounded for 30 mins straight. hardest working streamer by far

@ijustmakeinflammatorycomme9839

2 жыл бұрын

It's a glitch speedrun. Gotta keep in mind as of time of recording he was currently in the middle of his first playthrough. Unlike us souls vets that know these games in and out everything in this speedrun is literally brand new to Asmon

He just walk he just wak he just walked through the wall lol

"i know he's bad at the game" LMAO i love this