Wouldnt be a record without a rant at the start about how the last run ended ;)

@chocobro___

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@busta10

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like that DarkViperAU guy.

@miweneia

2 жыл бұрын

​@@busta10 sounds like literally every speedrunner out there also matt hasnt speedran in like 2 years sadge

@busta10

2 жыл бұрын

He started speedrunning again. but not regularly.

@TryingPositive

8 ай бұрын

Perfection

I love how DS2 any% now consists of a hollow named "f" wearing nothing but a butterfly skirt becoming a monarch in 20 minutes by parrying some dudes.

@absin8078

4 ай бұрын

I’d like to believe this is the canon run in the game lmao

If I watched this when it I started, this run would’ve fit into my lunch break. Thank you dist for providing quality runs for the working man.

@GreenDayGA

2 жыл бұрын

It was my lunch break today

@pbruh

8 ай бұрын

Haha one year later and I’m watching this on my lunch break

@Nyko_senpai

7 ай бұрын

Same here bro, i kinda like watching a speed runs while on my lunch break. Makes me wanna go home and motivate me to play games

Congrats! Now it's time for All Bosses. Can't wait to see the progression of that category being broken.

@MatthewTheUntitled

2 жыл бұрын

The time for all bosses will be after sub 20. If someone can do it, it's disto

@MaruiInfantry

2 жыл бұрын

Glitchless all busses, you means?

@jared-boynton

2 жыл бұрын

I think it’s time for a SL -44 Any% run using the newly discovered character creation skip

@Trollensky

2 жыл бұрын

@@MaruiInfantry Hopefully not, that route is played out at this point, and we just found out how to parrywalk on current patch, why glitchless if there's finally something interesting.

@jared-boynton

2 жыл бұрын

@@MatthewTheUntitled sub 20 is going to be a stretch when sum of best is 22:47. Not sure how much more time save is possible when he’s hitting all the parrywalks, pursuer, nashandra glitch, and throne watcher first try. There was 7-8 seconds of easy time save on the first parrywalk that he missed, maybe a few more seconds throughout the run with movement optimizations and perfect RNG - that still puts us around 22 minutes. We’d need some sort of fundamental route change to get below 20

From the way dist sounds after fucking up the previous speedrun they sound addicting once you get the hang of them. You're the goat dist.

Wow Ds2 is doing very well in 2022 ! Highest numbers of online players in a while. Parrywalking which is awesome and shattered Ds2 speed runs. Return to Drangleic. And Elden Ring comes out in a month so people are just hyped and ready to cure their hollowing

@vitalepitts

2 жыл бұрын

tfw now it has 0 online players

@danylo211

2 жыл бұрын

@@vitalepitts Why?

@vitalepitts

2 жыл бұрын

@@danylo211 servers are down for all the souls games rn

@NewAgeDemon

Жыл бұрын

how does the pursuer die like that?

@ThisShitWontWor

4 ай бұрын

@@vitalepittsthe ps4 and pc version are still running with bunch of players in 2024

Caught this one live luckily. It was the only run I tuned in for. Very entertaining streamer

Insane pace, what a run. Watching history being made right here.

Wow, came from the last run with the new glitch, wasn't expecting the pursuer glitch there. Bloody nice run, I can't wait to see progression of All Bosses now, always been my favorite category to watch.

Jesus Christ, that's almost a 2 minute time save over the last wr, this is insane!

@curiousshiba

Жыл бұрын

Don’t take the name of the Lord in vain

@ZhongliArchonofSwag

Жыл бұрын

@@curiousshiba Technically that would be saying “Jehovah” as a swear word. That said, shut the Jehovah up.

@sincereflowers3218

Жыл бұрын

​@@curiousshiba you're going to hell too

@neferpitoucr7927

7 ай бұрын

​@@curiousshibastupid religious ppl smh

Amazing as always, i'm so hyped for the all bosses

6:22 from this i learned that what you are wear affects how well you perform the speedrun

@chocobro___

2 жыл бұрын

In game and IRL

@BobJones-bg4ui

2 жыл бұрын

It’s all about the pants!

Finally came to see the fruits of the new glitch, feels good to watch a DS2 run after so long.

Wow dude, you really can't get enough at the moment. Congratz for sub 25 but it feels like the time will shrink further and further when you keep grinding ^^

Congratulations!! Its very good see speedrunners from dark souls community getting awesomes times!!!

This popped up in my feed, I’ve never played a souls game but I enjoy watching speed running videos, I subscribed the second I heard sitting in jeans is a sin.

Excited to see the all bosses run with this glitch!

The fact that this parry walk strat has completely changed the run, the fact he’s running this game again and the fact that he’s already saved 2 WHOLE MINUTES off the last WR is unbelievable

@LC-hd5dc

2 жыл бұрын

could save at least a minute more, although tough going

What a run, Dist is unbelievable

Crazy by how much best the previous WR, even with all the times you've said, "this will lose me some time" lol Congrats! 😊

Only you the one who can beat your own wr great job man 👍

"hey Dist how low can you get the record?" "Yes"

@Hoofler

2 жыл бұрын

OMG I love "It's Always Sunny" that shows hillarious XD

This man can’t be stopped

cant wait to see the routing for all bosses!

Dist2 be like: "bruh my controller fell of my pants" *parrywalks and beats the game on WR*

i love bill burrs story about a guy he worked with that owned 1 pair of jeans and no underwear, he had a hole near the pocket in his jeans and one time he stepped over something and the hole moved perfectly to flash his whole junk lmao

Impressive, as always 🙏

Congrats! You are the best!

Great job as always! Are you going to speedrun all bosses category after hitting what you want in any%?

Congratulations man!

This is the best no jeans run of all time

It's been awhile since I've watched DS2 speedruns. After spending 2-3k hours on the game and watching one of the earlier world records I never thought I'd feel that initial "WTF is this" feeling again. Then I watched this

Elden ring time is now close to this. Let's go distortion!

Hello from Karmik! BTW nice run!

So its a new route from in just a couple of days? Insane

Congratulations!

Cant wait for the 20 minute run

Man. Congratulations. I'm serious. This was amazing. I wish successful for you always. Big hug from Brazil.

@NewAgeDemon

Жыл бұрын

how does the pursuer die like that?

Is there a tutorial video for the trick at 6:10 ds2 is my favorite souls game and I'm interested in speed running it so I'm very curious how to do this trick or if there is a guide for the whole run.

What happened at around 5 minutes with the vendor in Majula? I only played through Dark Souls 2 once, I read about him changing his items once you hit NG+2 and burning a Ascetic will get you up one NG level, but shouldn't he be at NG+1 with burning 1 ascetic?

All about them jorts bro. Also good run.

I do wish I could do the parry run glitch on Xbox but it’s way too hard. I don’t even think you can jump without running. Nice job on this run and sorry you didn’t get the one before this one you said was even better

@farms6

2 жыл бұрын

That's what the butterfly skirt is for it allows you to jump without running.

Can someone explain to me how speed runners found dem glitch etc? Area skip just by parrying I can't brain this shit. Did developer sometimes kinda left a glitch so they can witness someone do the speed run.

congrats!

Hell yeah dist!!

Nearly sub 23 pog

@ciciuk3695

2 жыл бұрын

Don't say it too loud, he might decide to actually go for it😂

a naked man runs from bonfire to bonfire

Dist: Wanna see me run to that mountain and back? ...Wanna See Me Do it Again? :D

All that is missing now is one or 3 large titanites to get faster kills. Wonder if there's any on the way that could justify the detour ?

Oh god, this reminds me ditman glitch from RE4,how much he changed speedruns

Bro stopppppppp this is like the third one World Record I’ve watched this week! All of them yours! Chill

i was here for this one and i yelped multiple times

Can this glitch be used to easily and quickly get the no death and no bonfire rings? For utilization in consoles, I guess the biggest challenge will be getting over the wall at aldia’s keep.

@guilhermeioshuabelmont7326

2 жыл бұрын

the inputs are kinda tricky in the console, not so consistent as you see in the video. I think you can use it, but getting the glitch to work will be difficult

Bro again??? You’re the goat

Any plans to do an SL -44 run with the new character creation skip?

@guilhermeioshuabelmont7326

2 жыл бұрын

is 44 the ammount of points you get from all the classes?

@jared-boynton

2 жыл бұрын

@@guilhermeioshuabelmont7326 yep

He just can’t stop winning

Grindset

Imagine if the binoculars boost glitch still working 🤯

Imagine rage about how you failed before and then get your goal Priceless moment

It took me longer than this to just beat Duke's Dear Freja... My weapon broke, so I was trying to use the roaring halberd but kept hitting and bouncing off the legs. It took forever

wow that is an insane time

I’m watching this while sitting indoors getting tattooed and I keep looking at my jeans LOL

Hey Distortion3, how did you get that invisible bridge to form by cardinal tower?

I know it sounds stupid but with the souls he got with giant lord, wouldn't a small trip to emerald herald and leveling up your character in strength/dex speed up the defenders/nashandra fight? Even after losing time leveling up your character.

@Roro_2338

2 жыл бұрын

that's actually not possible in this route, unfortunately. the repeated use of parrywalking skips several key story triggers in a lot of areas which breaks some of the NPC functionality in Majula. if you try to go back to Majula after getting the Ashen Mist Heart with so few bosses killed the Emerald Herald's dialogue options don't even show up.

WR baby

I like distortion bc he likes all of the games

Just realized this was so close to being a 2319 😂

GG congrats

Can somebody explain why the coin is used at 12:21 ?

Do you run faster with the Binoculars equipped? Or why is that?

Ds2 now means distortion2

Amazing!!

From Karmik with love

Hey. I found you from the RE 3 runs. Why did you do them when you sounded like you would've wanted to do anything else?

you're a fuckin monster for this one dist keep it up

Awesome Bro🎉 but why did Nashandra didin't move?

what happened to the binoculars speed? yall don't do that anymore? or does that not work on scholar?

Legend

I finally beat ds2 last month, and i gotta say, all these tricks and glitches are shocking/confusing lol

Im watching this epic orgin story.

Jesus, man, how many more any% records can you make in a week?

Nice run

You’re a fucking legend dude.

GOAT

Played this for the first time in almost 2 years today. Still clunky as all get out but I still respect it. Good to see it's making a comeback.

What the record time before this new parry glitch?

dang any% about to become a sub 23 minute run

That 1000$ sure was worth it.

You again lmao, cograts

Is the aldias skip possible on console and the shaded woods skip

Моё уважение 🎩

about the jeans and pants discussion, I'm starting to be a member of the skirt/dress gang, but the issue is the constant thigh burn 🥺

in 23 minutes im still creating my character lol

I am very positive now that you won't stop until break the dam game 😂😂😂

@SirGarthur

2 жыл бұрын

Define "break the dam game", cuz by my definition that happened long ago

We trusted , you overcome 24 minutes mark 👋👋

Dist on speeds))) good speedrun

Is toggling fps at all ambiguous in the "rules" for running this game? Since it's not an option on console and requires third-party software? I'm not an "omg cheats!!!" guy, just curious.

@LoliFanservice

2 жыл бұрын

Separate category

How do people find these speedrun strats and glitches???

how does the "fun glitch" to kill the pursuer work ?

@MatthewTheUntitled

2 жыл бұрын

Look it up. Shit has complicated timing. You can despawn the crow carrying pursuer which kills the boss

@TheKaiyash

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/gKKl29qaqazWm9o.html but basically 1. start an actual music metronome 2. start counting when you spawn the pursuer bird 3. run back and sit at the bonfire RIGHT at the 18th count of the metronome

@TheGuizmo

2 жыл бұрын

Damn that’s as crazy as it’s dumb (especially for the pursuer who dies for a few meters fall), thanks !

@IrvineTheHunter

2 жыл бұрын

It's not super well understood, but the pursuer is "spawned" in the air, when returning to the bonfire all enemy are reset, and the level is reloaded, SOOOO either, the platform is despawned killing it or it's the persuer is "reset" by killing and reloading it, the pursuer is a onetime event and can't be reloaded, and it didn't use it's own despawn so the game concludes it "died" and sets the flag for give "dead pursuer item."

How the heck you get a soul of Pursuer and Ring of Blades?! :O What even happened here?!