His girl begging him to uninstall the game at the end 💀😂

@djtoxicdhg

11 ай бұрын

Best part lmfao

@mathewsibonga8669

9 ай бұрын

​@@jeffcxxdamn. So they're a pair of crazy people. In a good way. Wow.

@YoungBoomerlol

7 ай бұрын

At first I was kinda sad that they both weren’t just in pure celebration mode. Then I saw the description of his video at the end and I think he was sick of that game as well😂

@nickevers9263

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, we’re forgetting why we’re here. It’s not playing games.

@explicitreverberation9826

4 ай бұрын

That woman...has more patience..than God

Speedrunners never cease to amaze me. They're sort of like the community that colabs to find extremely secret things in WoW. Always pushing for more.

@BeneMaNiaC1337

11 ай бұрын

@granttodd3118 Distortion is out of this world. I think he is the most talented gamer the world has ever witnessed.

@nvrvziiz8597

11 ай бұрын

Dist is Him

@cristeto96

11 ай бұрын

Distortion actually found some of the most breaking glitches for the run

@adaloisio007

11 ай бұрын

Your mom IS on a whole other level. 🤗

@Ag3nt-MC

11 ай бұрын

Cant wait for distortion to be mentioned 17 times in the summoning salt only up! WR progression video

The fact that we can here the keyboard makes this very nice to watch, seriously. A hole comidic dimension is added thanks to this

@cyborgslayer8083

11 ай бұрын

@@dyyylllaannn people just don't proof-read anymore...

@Brindlebrother

11 ай бұрын

cometic. like a comet.

@flavioromano8754

11 ай бұрын

hear* shit, i not even going to try to correct the rest. just re write the whole thing!

@JROD082384

18 күн бұрын

​@@cyborgslayer8083 Proofreading only works if you are literate...

Man - I'm happy for Distortion2. No matter which game - he hard practice his speed runs lol

@ActionAbe1

11 ай бұрын

dist is a literal god gamer. unreal how good he is at speedrunning basically anything

@SBRS47

11 ай бұрын

DISTING

@mango-float

11 ай бұрын

i subbed to him for a particular speedrun. everytime a new game comes out i get notifs of him getting speedrun records

@Finnsta

11 ай бұрын

@@ActionAbe1yeah it’s legitimately insane. he’s gotta be the worlds best runner with the variety of games he has records in

@isuck6049

11 ай бұрын

Bro could honestly speedrun any game and get insanely good at everything

I love the fact that Asmond literally mentions how it's possible to DO BETTER, right at the last leap, haha! With her chanting "UNINSTALL UNINSTALL!" in the background! Bravo!

@jmw1500

19 күн бұрын

Angel and Devil on Distortion's shoulders. Lol

I was on Distortion stream for a while when he was practicing this. So many hours of hard work and frustration. Nothing but respect to the speedrunning community. and Distortion is of the best of them.

I watched distortion practice the boat skip for like 10 hours one day. Dude is a grinder.

@andyb9664

11 ай бұрын

Omfg 😱

@inkanthem

11 ай бұрын

You are too apparently 🤙

@mohduk4

9 ай бұрын

I like his content but he needs to touch a grass Asap

@sarahwolfe1154

8 ай бұрын

I used to watch him run DS2 way way way back in the day but I can't imagine watching someone practice.

@lindeop4632

8 ай бұрын

It is a bit sad when you think about it.

Distortion isnt just a mere mortal, he is a god amongst men

@mostneuter

11 ай бұрын

tbf they are just allowing certain glitch that advantages him

@ricssousa5964

11 ай бұрын

@@mostneuter and anyone can do those glitches. besides, some of the glitches weren't found by him, he just makes them better, so its naive to say they're allowing some that advantage him.

@mostneuter

11 ай бұрын

"anyone can do those glitches" what about every other glitches and exploits that aren't allowed? anyone can do those too if we are going this road

@Keyshawn13

11 ай бұрын

​@@mostneuteryou make no sense bro 😅😅 why would anyone use a glitch that won't benefit them lmfaoooo

@djtoxicdhg

11 ай бұрын

​@@mostneuterregardless its vary inpresive and ever game has that in the speedruning camunity

The fact that the last trick is the Dragon tossing him skyward to the ending is amazing.

if the world was a simulation, speedrunners would have found out by now.

@featofclay2295

3 ай бұрын

Don’t tempt Distortion, he might actually do it.

The 2nd place is a cool 36seconds longer. At this point, distortion is competing against himself.

Asmon's face at the end, at the dragon wing jump thingy to the finsh line, went from confused to shocked to surprised to shocked again to completely awestruck to completely awestruck with max open eyes to acceptance. What an incredible feat.. unbelievable yet existing!

19:00 Another pretty common one is devs don't normalize their velocity vector, so moving diagonally gives you say 2m/s forward plus 2m/s right which means you are moving at about 2.9 m/s (sqrt of A squared + B squared)

@johndymond4596

11 ай бұрын

Ok now in english please

@kv1_t34

11 ай бұрын

​@@johndymond4596 Move front and move less than front you move more fast.

@baziwan9407

11 ай бұрын

@@johndymond4596 push w move slow. push w and d move faster

@jesusrots

11 ай бұрын

@@johndymond4596how do you not understand that ffs

@baziwan9407

11 ай бұрын

@@jesusrots American education. I had to go through at least 3 years of college to learn. Me ask Grug me am smart.

I think Distortion might be one of the best speedrunners out there. Something so fun watching these guys speedrun live. Couldn't stop watching his streams until he hit this new record. Sad he's done with the game now, but he deserves a much needed rest. He got what he came for. GG

@Tcraft024

11 ай бұрын

He said he’s done??

@megmc80

11 ай бұрын

@@Tcraft024 Did you not watch till the end? He uninstalled after that run.

@joshr96

11 ай бұрын

@@Tcraft024 For now at least. Said he might reinstall if new skips are discovered or the devs change the game in a meaningful way.

this man had 200 hours on ONLY UP thats like comparable to most POE players before they quit a LEAGUE in context around 150-300 hours lol

Distortion representing for Murrica on the 4th of July. Truly a national treasure in the gaming community.

@lmaocat759

11 ай бұрын

hell yeah brother

@MrRinoHunter

11 ай бұрын

Murria!

People calling distortion a cheater literally have not looked at the rules for this speedrun 💀

@Graestra

11 ай бұрын

I looked at the rules and what's allowed and what isn't seems completely arbitrary to me. Why are some glitches okay but others aren't?

@jonnyjoker01

11 ай бұрын

​@@GraestraBecause some glitches are cheap and require no skill to pull off

@LINKedup101

11 ай бұрын

​@@Graestrait's about skill-based skips vs broken as shit no-skill skips

@XenoSpyro

11 ай бұрын

@@LINKedup101 So this shouldn't be called any% then.

This guy goated. He had better runs, but kept getting ripped. He never gave up tho. Great dude.

@coffeebean_tamer

11 ай бұрын

Is this the same KZreadr that does dishourened?

@marcus1228

11 ай бұрын

@@coffeebean_tamer maybe. Distortion2 does resident evil and souls speedruns a lot.

@Ren3gade

11 ай бұрын

@@coffeebean_tamer I watched him do a lot of Elden Ring speedruns. He's so good Lol

man, i'm not even off the ground floor by the time he's completed the run 😄 awesome stuff to watch!

5:20 I was waiting for that 😂 14:21 and this bit. 20:01 and especially this bit

13:52 That is the most juiced-out neurons ever used in your brain.

Distortion just lives life on hard mode at this point man makes any game look just simply easy

I have been watching Distortion speed run souls games for awhile.. I am glad hes finally getting some recognition from other games

Imagine how many times they fell to achieve this. At higher levels a mistake is more painful

@genericscottishchannel1603

11 ай бұрын

he

@DariusDRB

11 ай бұрын

They as a community

@mackmcd

11 ай бұрын

200 hours of practice and honing in 2 weeks. The man is a machine.

@megmc80

11 ай бұрын

Pretty sure he was like 8 hrs in on just that day alone. I don’t know how they can do run after run all day long and sometimes missing boat or dragon skip. ZexRow was live for more than 24 hrs one day. Absolutely crazy.

@onlineaddiction7712

11 ай бұрын

They have mods which allow them to restart at certain points so as far as practice goes they don’t have to restart

Almost 4k tries... I could never do something like this, I lack the tenacity

I'm not even into video games but I have to say that was astonishing kudos to whoever was playing the speed run

@genericscottishchannel1603

11 ай бұрын

do you not know how to read the description

@genericscottishchannel1603

11 ай бұрын

@@Real-Ruby-Red if they deserve the courtesy

@genericscottishchannel1603

11 ай бұрын

@@Real-Ruby-Red not really

I’m glad you watched this guy he’s great 👍🏽 very good run too

14:00 The face you make when you witness sheer calculated insanity

Honestly the consistency to execute the regular jumps in between the crazy skips is the part that makes this impressive

I feel like speedrunning should be a special olympics event

@Svol09

11 ай бұрын

They already have the Paralympics for handicapped and mentally impaired people so no.

@gsczo

11 ай бұрын

who cares about olympics, but there are speedrun events or competitions, sure but there could be more

@johnhighway7399

20 күн бұрын

​@@gsczo "Who cares about Olympics" Only the greatest athletes on this earth

Sometimes i think content like this is so easy and asmon is profiting from others. But id never have known about this speedrunner or even the game without him.

@andremetternich9535

10 ай бұрын

You forget the fact that videos like this give massive exposure and publicity to the people. It’s not just pure profit for one reacting

@jaideepshekhar4621

6 ай бұрын

You MUST credit the creators, and encourage your audience to check them out. Anything else is pure profiting.

This is some of the most mind blowing speed running I’ve ever seen. Having played and eventually beaten Only Up after 3 days of intense play, this is insane skills.

Let me just brag that I just finished Only up! in 91 minutes and only broke 1 keyboard during the process. I did cry a few times though.

Dist is insane at speedrunning, he never. Ceases to impress me with his runs

That woman at the end sounds like a real joy to be around, and so supportive!

Every CoD jumper from 1.7 vanilla to MW4 is looking at this and licking their lips.

Distortion is one of the goats when it comes to variety speedrunning at a high level

I love how Asmon take the ridiculous shortcut parts so serious that he even explain what just happened and this just makes it even funnier for me :D

I was waiting for this one. Thnx!

I watched this whole thing it was great cheers

Speedruns like these r Cinema. 🤣👏

The thing i like abt speed runners is that they're persistent these wr dont just take time but also setbacks from failiing and restarting again and again

Sharon def grew many beards over years of watching Distortion torture himself. Big W

"you really grew a beard in this time" - gf very happy to have her boy back from the game :D

I could do this if I wanted to I just don't wanna.

'HIS SPEED BEATS THE ASSETS RENDERING IN' 🤣

"I AM DONE WITH THIS GAME .... unless..." lmao

Man the minute I saw Asmon reacting to the first speedrun I went over to my boy Dist and checked if he was speedrunning this game. He was not... yet. And now we're here.

i will never even try to enter the speed run grind but i can appreatiate a master at work

Not familiar with this game.. seen people / clips of it if course.. but i've only watched halo speedruns & dark souls speedruns since thats what i mostly played. Maybe some parts of some other games but this is just simply amazing. I love speedrun videos. That skip he just did with the dragon i feel like made him skip so much. The way these people figured this out especially in this game is astonishing. Simply amazing. Thanks 4 making this video. Was good to see.

Reminds me a lot of those cs_Surf and cs_Jump maps that we used to play on CS 1.6, back in the day! Could sit for days playing that sh't!🤣

Already 2 people have better time since then wow!

I remember I first watched asmon's video about the speedrun of altf4 and it's no way near vs this reaction.

His girl deprived of attention at the end lmao. "now will you uninstallllllllllllll."

that buffering on his forehead had me rolling

engine related bugs are indeed a thing. dark souls and bloodborne share one common bug due to using the same engine. basically if you kill someone/something with an important drop, e.g a npc (most commonly used for siegward in ds3), they will drop an item which will remain dropped even if you quit the game and reload. well the engine allows you to duplicate that item if you unload and reload that area. back to siegward. he drops a titanite slab, the big old +10 stone, which is why he's one of the most common victims for this bug. basically you kill him in his cell in the profaned capital, and then run back to a specific spot in irithyll where you run back and forth to unload and reload profaned capital, duplicating the items. this works in bloodborne as well, often used on alfred or the rifle spear hunter by vicar amelia for infinite fire or bolt paper depending on who you're killing.

My favorite part is "WTF?!!" "So its gonna get better than this??"

Pretty sure the boat glitch works by the game not realizing the character model is stuck yet the player tricks the game by still moving as if they were able to freely walk and they eventually glitch onto the pad once they've triggered the climb mechanic.

Can't believe I watched all that. Dude has some mad tricks ~

Lol the small loading edit, gj editor

Record is now 16m45 by Feijiwen im sure distortion will come back!

"this is like no crazy bugs or anything like that".. ship seems abit like a bug or the champagne bottle, some sick tech

20:49 "you really grew a beard in that time" 😂😂😂😂

my heart keep skip a beat while watching this

The edits are amazing like at 17:22

wakes up, fucks up world record, uninstalls and of course, refuses to elaborate

Distortion2 is the ghost of speedrunning❤❤

knew hed soy out at the boat part

Okay, Ehm, Oooh, Damn, He is moving pretty fast, Jezus, Okay, Yep, Oh shit, Alright

😂 his fucking girlfriend in the background is like are you finally done after he set a WR and he’s just like yeah

I read half the title so I thought asmon was playing and my jaw dropped 😂😂

THE EDITORS ARE GODS

They should hold a world tournament for this type of games.

thats a strong kid.

DLC: only down where you have to reach the bottom without dying from fall damage

Distortion is a god amongst speed runners. dood is such a good guy and he's pretty funny i love his speed runs on Elden Ring the most

"uninstall! uninstall!"

the space jump is wild wtf

the sounds of the footsteps...

Distortion 2 is the guy games designers dream of for testing their games!

days of boat skip practice paid off

They should make this for VR

I like how you said no crazy bugs in the beginning and he uses the boat launch which is a pretty crazy bug.

My mouth dropped

5:04 that jump is actually WILD

The record before this was so clean with all the tricks at the start of the run I'm kinda sad that this run where he had a bunch of things not go his way is the one that went sub 17 and he doesn't wanna run the game anymore.

Dist is a legend

ive been playing Divinity Original Sin2 for the first time... these speedrun games, i just cant get my head around. but you do you

Ya wonder how many tries that took. Gotta love speedruns in games like these

5:52 oh ya scoob? lol

I imagine speed runners eat at restaurants without chewing too

Does this game have some sort of Save State where you can practice stages over and over again or do you have to climb all the way back up every time you fall? and this includes mods not just the base game.... I feel like with some practice I could do a lot of these moves, but not if I had to have the patience to run all the way up every time I fell

Distortion it is the Goat ! True Legend

I cant wait for summoning salt to make a video about the speedrunning community of this game

i remmeber my grandma telling me stories about her way to school and i fucking sit here on a computer not capable of delievering me zoom correctly XD

Heard the guy say I hope you have fun in Wisconsin 😂 that’s amazing he knows his fans that close

Everytime I almost fall .. I’m gasping for air

Dist is awesome nice to see him getting this many views

With time to make improvements this is dumb. . I love it

Asmongold is like Russell Brand and Tom Green had a baby

@calebmahoney2448

11 ай бұрын

Lol