The healing items should be $2 steaks, $2 pizzas, and Coke.

@miguelandres2858

4 ай бұрын

Dr. Pepper 😂

@TheJordanK

4 ай бұрын

You didn’t watch the video did you

@BG1435q

4 ай бұрын

and wendys spicy chicken nuggets in box of 4.

@WesJamison

4 ай бұрын

Is diet Dr. Pepper poison?

@ethandickerson5044

4 ай бұрын

My eye twitched when I saw coke

Baldur's Gate ➡Baldy's Gate

@Niggazbeviolent

4 ай бұрын

Dr bald pepper gate

@Eepistoo

4 ай бұрын

Baldy's Ghouls

@LordSerion

4 ай бұрын

Onepunch-Man theme starts playing

@grimmow187

4 ай бұрын

its not turn based tho

@xDyslexicRobotx

4 ай бұрын

😂

7:31 "thats decent" thats jesus of nazareth

@corentinmalbecq9476

4 ай бұрын

Between Jesus and Keanu reeves ^^

16:07 i totally lost it when that thing said "ban-kai" 😂😂😂😂

@suffy101

4 ай бұрын

same

Bobby Kotick, "Bankai." Suddenly you see Senbonzakura but instead of blade petals it's blade dollars.

@Tclans

4 ай бұрын

This comment made me laugh, maybe louder than the video did’ 🤣🤣🤣

@neverbeen5691

4 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@veliceligt02

13 сағат бұрын

I hear Bankai and I look for the legendary Sobek!

That's impressive. Imagine if he had developed a game for 5 years.

@BabyYodie

4 ай бұрын

True, the hard part comes down to unique gameplay, animations, writing, effects, and game design. But with 5 years, that could be very possible.

@diavolojaegar

4 ай бұрын

​@@BabyYodiethe true hard part would be the bugs, patches, and the glitches 😭

@Foxaris

4 ай бұрын

A really good game I played recently (Astlibra) had a single man working on it for 14 years, creating 70 hours of gameplay.

@Scottx125Productions

4 ай бұрын

It's the benefit of Unreal Engine it has tons of this stuff built in so it's mostly plug and play.

@asfdgfasgfh7392

4 ай бұрын

Making a game template from ready-made tools is the easiest part. 10 years ago, when I launched Unity, I also created a game in which you can run around a location like in an RPG. And it took me 15 minutes after the first launch of Unity. Simply because there was a button to add a location, and a button to add a humanoid character, in the case of a video, all that was left was to download the desired skin

“I look like an actual, FUCKING GHOUL.” That one got me 💀

I love the crawling/rolling animations.. he litterally made Asmongoblin... 😂

@coffeebean_tamer

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@thisismyspout

Ай бұрын

Asmongollum

This how the Gollum game was made.

@Minednam

4 ай бұрын

😂

@catodes1295

4 ай бұрын

Nah this is a masterpiece compared to that game

@Belisarius536

4 ай бұрын

And King Kong except this took longer.

@FerunaLutelou

4 ай бұрын

Asmongollum

@justuseodysee7348

4 ай бұрын

I bet engine internally spams rolls to create animation

He should have called it "Asmon-Sould".

@jaydub2546

4 ай бұрын

I hate people's slow brains but that would probably get a strike tbh 😂

@gnaix9623

4 ай бұрын

more like asmon-bald

@mozzarellamaniac6300

4 ай бұрын

Balden Ring 😂

@tsuna111

4 ай бұрын

@@mozzarellamaniac6300 hahahaha

@maknathal

4 ай бұрын

Asmon Bald

This is actually an absurdly fantastic advertisement for unreal engine 5.

"My day at Big GameDev Studios" First thing in the morning is our yoga class. Then we get breakfast at the decked out restaurant in the office building. Then it's time to socialize and catch up with my friends. After that we grab some coffees, gotta be prepared for those emails *tihi*. I usually get through 2 emails before our mandated wellness hug therapy. Then i usually have enough energy to write 1 line of code before lunch at our free michelin star buffet.

Ah yess, my favorite grimdark, medieval fantasy boss, The Asmonghoul

@konaqua122

4 ай бұрын

He's the mc though

@ShadeofGaz

2 ай бұрын

That actually slaps. Hopefully he pulls in

@zakeryrockwell8395

Ай бұрын

Hopefully he pulls out. ​@@ShadeofGaz

Bro the crawl animation had me belly laughing

3:25 - literally how enshrouded and palworld were made. No joke. This + a few bought systems from the Unreal store.

@leighz1962

3 ай бұрын

..and 7 million dollars..

16:25 i was disappointed that he didn't add classic "YOU DIED" souls screen but beside that very cool project :)

@GaijinGamerGirl

2 ай бұрын

Probably waiting to add "YOU BALD" instead

It's cannon that Asmongold has a Bloodborne dungeon in his basement 🤣

@TheLiamis

4 ай бұрын

I wonder if he was near a NYC synagogue recently😂😂 😂

@Mbeluba

4 ай бұрын

It still wouldn't be the most hazardous place in his house

The crawl had me rolling😂😂

@heyitsfp

4 ай бұрын

The roll had him crawling

@TACALACA

4 ай бұрын

Asmon-Gollum!

@marce4241

3 ай бұрын

first time i laughed out loud like that in a looong time

2:20 that guy saying it’s already better than lords of the fallen made me literally cry 😂

Pretty sure venturing into asmongolds house would feel like a horror movie

5:35 this part literally made me laughter with tears.

@lasjames7516

4 ай бұрын

same

@gustavogoesgomes1863

4 ай бұрын

if that guy is his fan, imagine his haters 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@brendonjames6603

4 ай бұрын

fr same

@y_samu

4 ай бұрын

For me it was 9:22

@UzumakiR0ll

4 ай бұрын

8:35

I feel like this guy knew what he was doing when he used asmongold... Super smart decision

@Stiggsimus

4 ай бұрын

He says that at 3:55

@callinklopper2358

4 ай бұрын

For fans by fans

@KeytarArgonian

4 ай бұрын

Yeah no shit 😂

@joe77andino

4 ай бұрын

He looks half Eastern Asain tho .

@HerEvilTwin

3 ай бұрын

He literally said it himself in the beginning of the video.

That goblin run was a chef’s kiss. 😂

I watched Anboni make this and couldn’t wait for this video

OK this is mad funny, hope this dude does a patch notes video and they get some good community feedback. Meme games can really be a gem sometimes.

Stuff like this is what the internet was made for

6:00 LMAO this looks like Max Payne 1 models hahahah!

This is freaking hilarious, I love it. Especially when the face creation starts😂

an asmon-souls, where he fights against showers, brooms and bars of soap.

@leighz1962

3 ай бұрын

He regains health by standing in stained carpet areas.

So this game was made a week before rather than a DAY BEFORE. Funny what 6 days can do.

When he put that skin on the model all the air just went out my body omg

8:27 Asmon at 3am heading to the fridge for some Dr. P.

8:44 love to see it.

That's not Asmonggold that's asmongwick

@MannyBrum

4 ай бұрын

No, it's Asmon Musk.

14:00 It woulkd have been easier to retopo the skeleton and just save the details into the new mesh. quicker and more clean result.

Asmond sound effects would have been hilarious, FUCK every time he takes dmg

5:54 he looks like Hound from GoT 🤣

5:38 this made me laugh so hard I cried

fallouts crouch has never worked as a crouch it doesn't make you physically shorter just visually so it really serves no purpose beyond letting you know your sneaking.

Dude I spilled my coffee laughing when he did your character creator that was gold

9:44 exactly what i thought when i saw your home in your steak videos and OTK group visiting your house, glad we are on same page. 🤣🤣🤣

God dude. The part about the face modeling was hilarious.

@hafirenggayuda

4 ай бұрын

The smile really resemble Asmon there

Anboni is getting better !! Keep it up dude !!

I think the hardest part of game developing are on those parts that are usually not given priority. He was able to make it in two weeks because the stage assets are pre-made. But if you'll do the whole dungeon area, including the mechanics, interaction, probably a few mazes, it'll at least take you half a year. That includes fixing the bugs and other minor stuff that becomes big if it stacks. But compared to years ago, because the engines and the entirety of the internet has pre-made assets, animations, etc, yes the game development is much easier. Iremember watching my dad make a tic tac toe from DOS and BAT and it took him a week, probably more, and that's a simple tic tac toe with nothing on it but as in tic tac toe. But now, a tic tac toe can be made in a few mins, max is a few hours with a few copy paste and some if-then commands. The game development really is far easier now than before.

now you have to keep going to the gym so this guy can make a second game and throw you in as the buff barbarian dual wielding great swords

Holy shit, the character creation.. I haven't laughed this hard in a while 🤣🤣

The ragdoll physics on the character death are absolutely hilarious and make me laugh so hard hahaha

7:38 Asmongold looks like Buddy Christ from Dogma 😂

6:47 LMAO! I just cant... I was eating... almost died from laughing. You should play it live on stream =)

@whiterosesalchemist

4 ай бұрын

Looks like Elon and Larry from 3 stooges had a kid

5:51 Asmongold in a PS2 game 😂

first minute hitbox gave me flashbacks of ds3 lothric straight sword pvp, why am I getting hit 5 miles away when perfectly spacing

Oh ye i bought this course, it's pretty neat. Normal price is like 80 bucks but they have sales a lot of times and there is also a subbased system, but if you buy it you have it forever. Can recommend it for sure.

The last mission is defending an AI super computer from a group of Artists throwing paint brushes at it

6:50 had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

@tamo6749

3 ай бұрын

Looks a bit more like Elon Musk 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

lol the face building part killed me LOL

6:46 Nah, mah bro owns Tesla.

Wait till they start making mods for you in lover lab.

5:50 OMG lmao 😂🤣😂

i did not expect to see bobby kotick go "bankai" shit killed me

If he added something like that DMC game where there blue weapo. For blue bad guys and red for red and swap back and fourth would make the game more instresting

0:40 Best Part!

I've worked in game dev before. I actually watched the original video before Asmongold saw it. I couldn't wait to see his reaction. Not disappointed. Making a game in 2 weeks isn't that hard. Making a really good game with lots of content and polish is a different story. It's actually pretty common for game devs to make small games like this in their spare time just to try out new stuff, etc.

@Zondels

4 ай бұрын

True. I feel like the most difficult thing in making games is just to come up with some unique idea or twist for the game to make it interesting. And also writing the story.

@ExpensivePizza

4 ай бұрын

@@ZondelsYeah I'd have to agree. Story has been especially challenging for me. Although, when it comes to ideas I would suggest just trying stuff out and not taking it too seriously. Often the best ideas are discovered through play rather than created with thoughts.

@jesperjohansson6959

4 ай бұрын

Game devs often use premade assets and animations like this to prototype ideas in a matter of days... But you can't actually build a complete game that way, because you'd be at the mercy of whatever assets you can find which would cripple your creative freedom and lead to a bland, janky end-product.

@ExpensivePizza

4 ай бұрын

@@jesperjohansson6959 You might be surprised how many successful good games use premade assets. The key is striking a balance between you own creative art style and picking assets that fit with your game. When it's done well players don't even notice. When it's done poorly the games come across as cheap asset flips. As a game dev I notice this stuff all the time. I've literally purchased assets on the asset store and seen the exact same assets in wildly successful titles. But again, if it's done well and those assets fit the art style most players don't actually notice.

That roll animation with model actually look like you mount yourself as a worgen😂😂😂

the "Bankai" made me chuckle

7:00 🤣

Boni is such a giggachad ❤

There is SO much potential for this game. A community needs to form and turn this in to a AAA title!!!

14:47 use ai instead of buying animations. The ai can use your video to see the movement and then apply the captured motion data to the new model. Plus, if the boss is missing then make a range the boss stays in and then based on ranges use different moves and on top of that maybe a targeting system for the enemies so that the fights are better.

Haven't laughed that hard in a while!

Bald Souls: Prepare to get Bald!?

8:30 that's how I've always imagine Asmon gets around his house off stream 😂

Your reaction when he pulled up all those images of your face - dude, I FEEL your pain man, hahah, that was hilarious, I'm STILL laughing, bro!

OH BOY BALDIES GETTING HIS OWN GAME

@Texansfan59

4 ай бұрын

Bald souls 3

@FriendlyArchpriest

4 ай бұрын

Haven't watched the video, but the bonfire needs to be a chair in the corner of every map to be Lore Accurate.

@user-rt1ck4be5q

4 ай бұрын

Bald''Urs Gate 3

@Jairjax

4 ай бұрын

Baldies gate 3

AsmonSouls III: Korean Jesus

Bros special attack would be the baldingheadbutt of doom

@lonnie6954

4 ай бұрын

Flying hairline summons

This is the one of most funniest things I've seen on this channel. Should have been not sleeping and watching live xD

Extremely lore accurate documentary XD

Asmongler Chronicles

As for game development its more tedious than hard once its all set up its pretty modular to be honest most enemies in a game use a similar mesh to appear different with different skins but in retrospect its the same.

We need to see you play it good sir

Baldies Gate

I love the fact that Elden Ring is actually difficult, way different to todays normal games

When he challenges you to a fight he just pumps his eyebrows.

That face mesh @5:06 makes you look like Nicholas Cage in raising Arizona 😂😂😂

This one actually made me crack tf up dude jesus christ, the first face template was so cursed lolololol jesus

The second phase should have been Bobby on a Celestial Steed throwing Wow tokens at the player.

I’m stoked to watch Assmongler actually play it. I dunno what he’s talking about though, I thought the original render was uncanny!

The entire character creator had me crying of laughter every new scene lmao😂

Oh I followed that same course. It's decent but did lack some info I kinda wanted. The result's pretty good from this video especially for two weeks work.

"Look at my hair" 🤣😂 God love RawrMan and his gracious acceptance of depricating antics!

"This is like an area in Bloodbourne" - Yes, _your house._

This was such a funny video! I can't wait to see you play this

Looking forward to the lets play of Balden Ring

For two weeks of work this is mighty impressive.

The update to the Gollum game looks lit!

7:28 Keanu Gold! 😂😂

Asmon looks like that Julius dude from Rome. Great Balds of Fire.

when does early access starts? I wan't to preorder!

Looks like you're gonna have to play it!

bro I have not laughed this good in a hot minute, I love the man who made this.