Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: "I Married a Stripper" w/ Kippy & Foley

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Are You Garbage is back with a Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

Пікірлер: 390

  • @cliveowen334
    @cliveowen334 Жыл бұрын

    Honestly with all the podcasts out there, including ones I used to love, there's nothing as easy listening entertaining and consistently fun as ayg

  • @DR.B13666

    @DR.B13666

    Жыл бұрын

    This is my YMH replacement. I've also been a Timesuck guy for years, but not every subject is a hitter.

  • @bmthornell

    @bmthornell

    Жыл бұрын

    @@DR.B13666 YMH is incredibly boring to me. I don’t get why it’s so huge. The videos they show are funny but the conversation is BORING

  • @cwells5137

    @cwells5137

    Жыл бұрын

    Dork, I like enya too

  • @DR.B13666

    @DR.B13666

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bmthornell it used to be great. They're phoning it in the last few years

  • @BPH55

    @BPH55

    Жыл бұрын

    @@DR.B13666they got too big and rich so the conversation is no longer relatable. And christine is just coasting now and isn’t funny. They suck.

  • @capecodgarbage4702
    @capecodgarbage4702 Жыл бұрын

    AYG on sundays is the equivalent of a ice cold glass of water on a warm summer day. Some things just go good together

  • @jonnygranville281

    @jonnygranville281

    Жыл бұрын

    AYG gets rid of the Sunday blues for sure

  • @mkim1311

    @mkim1311

    Жыл бұрын

    3 eps over most weekends makes this one of the fun things to look forward to. shoutout to the bozos

  • @bobocaterpillar3697

    @bobocaterpillar3697

    Жыл бұрын

    i think you meant a cold glass of MILK

  • @gregallen7795

    @gregallen7795

    Жыл бұрын

    I’ve cold glass of milk

  • @jeremyw6246

    @jeremyw6246

    Жыл бұрын

    When I caught the chain to folsom prison from Wasco reception center it took 8 hours. Shackled on a bus with no food or drink. When I got into folsom, the water in reception was so clean and cold. The best water I've ever had. AYG is like that, fucking crisp.

  • @thechopperman
    @thechopperman Жыл бұрын

    Who else always hollers 'Tru da roof' along with T Bone?

  • @conorsbrokentibia4805

    @conorsbrokentibia4805

    Жыл бұрын

    Cookin!!!!

  • @mickeyabbot5851

    @mickeyabbot5851

    Жыл бұрын

    Probably New Guy Luke

  • @TG-tc8lu

    @TG-tc8lu

    Жыл бұрын

    at this point, i can recite the whole fuckin intro minus the tuddy joke

  • @DrunkInPublic

    @DrunkInPublic

    Жыл бұрын

    Mann I can't explain how duckling happy that Truuuuudaroof makes me

  • @bigwill-pn5xc
    @bigwill-pn5xc Жыл бұрын

    Foleys movements and mannerisms and adjustments before the next question is read looks like a batter getting in the box in the world series. He takes off the headset. Fixes hair. Put headphones back on. Fixes his shirt. Coughs. Plays with his water bottle. He never stops moving.

  • @BrickTop06

    @BrickTop06

    Жыл бұрын

    A regular Nomar Garciaparra for sure.

  • @joenestor1673

    @joenestor1673

    8 ай бұрын

    Every time he grabs his water I laugh cuz he always grabs it the exact same way😂

  • @nickpanacci3055
    @nickpanacci3055 Жыл бұрын

    The boys are on We Might Be Drunk if you're craving more trash

  • @Gixsir

    @Gixsir

    Жыл бұрын

    Thanks

  • @tomsevcik1792

    @tomsevcik1792

    Жыл бұрын

    We Might Be Garbage - Kevin Hart

  • @YimmyYames513

    @YimmyYames513

    Жыл бұрын

    Shoutout ta you💯💪

  • @codynelsen1237

    @codynelsen1237

    Жыл бұрын

    Good man

  • @GorbyP

    @GorbyP

    Жыл бұрын

    I can't do Sam Morril, I wish I could. He is just so cringe.

  • @88laserbeam
    @88laserbeam Жыл бұрын

    Everyone who poops on company time knows that rhyme. CLEAN LIVING!

  • @scooby4389
    @scooby4389 Жыл бұрын

    Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime! That's why I poop on company time! HELL YEAH TOBY I LOVE YOU

  • @Gixsir

    @Gixsir

    Жыл бұрын

    😂 it bothering Kippy made it better

  • @BPH55

    @BPH55

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Gixsirhell yeah! I’ve said it many times in my life.

  • @wath20

    @wath20

    Жыл бұрын

    Don’t let the boys gaslight you Tobes, that’s a thing us working glass trash actually say

  • @jmoricelli

    @jmoricelli

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah but he followed up by saying “it’s a meme” so now I’m upset with the whole bunch

  • @joenestor1673

    @joenestor1673

    8 ай бұрын

    😂😂 that’s some shit the old head at work always says when nobody else is around

  • @kanifalam7835
    @kanifalam7835 Жыл бұрын

    The mental image of Foley bouncing down stairs and over a doorman while tipping his hat and saying good day sir 🤣🤣☠️

  • @gregdavory
    @gregdavory Жыл бұрын

    Sunday AYG's always makes me feel better as a barely functioning member of society

  • @darrenXparker
    @darrenXparker Жыл бұрын

    They skipped over Kippy’s camel toe joke, that was alright. 😂

  • @PeppahJack

    @PeppahJack

    Жыл бұрын

    So insanely quick too

  • @alexposilkin9683
    @alexposilkin9683 Жыл бұрын

    Things that made Foley yell Oooooowweeeee: -Plopping down after you’ve gotten the couch ready and fluffed the pillows -Corn holders -the Foley family keeping quiet about family issues (being drunk in the back of the car at age 25) -two or tree pairs of cutoff jean shorts in high school every summer

  • @ericvazquez7402
    @ericvazquez7402 Жыл бұрын

    LOT of family eps lately … loving it!

  • @brandedmustang
    @brandedmustang Жыл бұрын

    I swear the boys are the uncles I always wanted but never had.

  • @TG-tc8lu
    @TG-tc8lu Жыл бұрын

    "i just found out the twins have bowling balls" really fuckin got me

  • @Ethiokarate1
    @Ethiokarate1 Жыл бұрын

    Family episodes are the ones that have me in stitches 😭 drunk bus driver bit got me good!

  • @NahNahNahNoWay
    @NahNahNahNoWay Жыл бұрын

    I don’t give a god damn what anyone says, Kippy’s “oh yee” is my favorite e part of the intro.

  • @adamwindsor9160
    @adamwindsor9160 Жыл бұрын

    Best show on the al gore!! Scraping change out of the local fountain to get that first minute of patreon. I can't hold my breath that long.

  • @Kevin.James.Foley1
    @Kevin.James.Foley1 Жыл бұрын

    90/10 split. Family episodes to guests.

  • @joelbrown3479
    @joelbrown3479 Жыл бұрын

    Toby's poop quote was classic CONSTRUCTION BANTER 😎😎😎😎

  • @JesseMeadeMusic
    @JesseMeadeMusic Жыл бұрын

    Pretty surreal hearing them actually read my question. For the record, I'm not a coupon guy either. It was more about just not letting a mega corporation like Frito-Lay screw me out of four dollars. But I'm pretty sure anyone who eats that canned cheese dip is automatically garbage anyway.

  • @DrunkInPublic

    @DrunkInPublic

    Жыл бұрын

    Mannn it's weird the feeling of having them read your garbage question...equal parts pride and shame lol

  • @tylergifford9169
    @tylergifford9169 Жыл бұрын

    The family episodes banter is through the roof.

  • @DrunkInPublic

    @DrunkInPublic

    Жыл бұрын

    Truuu da fucking rooof

  • @BlackHawk5132
    @BlackHawk5132 Жыл бұрын

    They might shit on Toby for that rhyme, but that's an all timer.

  • @angelotro
    @angelotro Жыл бұрын

    Hell yeah, boyeees! I'm stuck inside doing spring cleaning during a shower storm in NoCal. Now I got something to listen to and take my mind off how trashy I live.😎

  • @bmthornell

    @bmthornell

    Жыл бұрын

    Shower storm? Gel or Bar soap?

  • @nareik8393
    @nareik839310 ай бұрын

    I’m a welder, and I use the quote “Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time” all the time 😂😂😂😂

  • @bama4467
    @bama4467 Жыл бұрын

    Drinking game: every time they say "jammed up"

  • @DrunkInPublic

    @DrunkInPublic

    Жыл бұрын

    ☠️☠️☠️

  • @thomasparra18
    @thomasparra18 Жыл бұрын

    "can you put this in a box and throw it away for me... " 🤣🤣🤣☠️

  • @steveeberhard2461
    @steveeberhard24619 ай бұрын

    That whole dirty laundry coming back around to being clean again thing is legit! If it sits long enough whatever was smelling bad on the clothes, other than underwear and socks, has been around long enough for it’s smell to die off. Or we just become nose blind to it like the trash we are. 😂

  • @anonymousforagoodreason2479
    @anonymousforagoodreason2479 Жыл бұрын

    Kippy's on a good one today 🤣 I think he found aunt tuddy's percocet stash

  • @bealiobealio
    @bealiobealio Жыл бұрын

    I might be garbage...because i LOVE you bozos!!

  • @fabiob1568
    @fabiob1568 Жыл бұрын

    "I will be your waiters" Absolutely destroyed me

  • @conzuri
    @conzuri Жыл бұрын

    6ft in the streets, 5'10 in the sheets 😂🤝

  • @Zigerond
    @Zigerond Жыл бұрын

    Foleys been working that shirt overtime…..hope it’s in the union!

  • @ReallyBigBrother
    @ReallyBigBrother Жыл бұрын

    These the uncles you smoke w after thanksgiving dinner an they just pass out on the couch.

  • @vb-ly2yx
    @vb-ly2yx Жыл бұрын

    Dropped 7 seconds ago?? Damn I’m on fire!

  • @rrp2600
    @rrp2600 Жыл бұрын

    I once had a cab pull over for me to vomit. The real garbage part is that I was 40 years old.

  • @Gixsir

    @Gixsir

    Жыл бұрын

    Seasoned veteran 🗑️😂

  • @shottah4dollaz351
    @shottah4dollaz351 Жыл бұрын

    The perk 30’s on that painting is hilarious. Random, but hilarious.

  • @isaiahsanders6063
    @isaiahsanders6063 Жыл бұрын

    Kippy works the door and Foley hosts the brothel 😂

  • @keengkai8175

    @keengkai8175

    Жыл бұрын

    Foley in a devil red suit

  • @DamenJoost
    @DamenJoost Жыл бұрын

    The cleaning lady bit killed me, great delivery

  • @stevenlopez1717
    @stevenlopez1717 Жыл бұрын

    We need to campaign for 2 hour epies, 1 hour isn't enough anymore

  • @PeppahJack

    @PeppahJack

    Жыл бұрын

    Join the Patreon at 10$ level, gets ya two extra episodes a week plus vlogs and backlog

  • @stevenlopez1717

    @stevenlopez1717

    Жыл бұрын

    @@PeppahJack I am. I've been an investor for like 6 months now, I still think longer pods are a good thing

  • @JoeeMaMa8
    @JoeeMaMa8 Жыл бұрын

    Even that conzuri ad was a heater 🤣🤣 almost Adam and Eve level

  • @thomasrogers280
    @thomasrogers280 Жыл бұрын

    Last question resonated way to hard with me. I was addicted to the Doritos all nighter cheeseburger chip the one summer they existed (i was like 12.) A couple years ago I emailed Frito Lay explaining why they need to bring the cheeseburger doritos back (mainly that they literally tasted like a mcdonalds cheeseburger,) so they responded by saying theyd run it by marketing and gave me two coupons for free fam size bags of any lays product😂

  • @Gixsir

    @Gixsir

    Жыл бұрын

    😂🗑️😂

  • @jasonnunnery6258

    @jasonnunnery6258

    Жыл бұрын

    Is it garbage to email a snack manufacture begging for them to bring back your favorite flavor??

  • @thomasrogers280

    @thomasrogers280

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jasonnunnery6258 holy shit I went full Uncle Hank typing all that out when I couldve just faced the facts and asked that question 😂

  • @gordonvshumway
    @gordonvshumway Жыл бұрын

    The amount of times I spit my weed up into the air through my bowl not being able to control my laughter....too many!! Whatta episode!!

  • @Gixsir

    @Gixsir

    Жыл бұрын

    The burning smoke out the nose followed by sneezing is uncomfortable too 😂

  • @the710extractionist
    @the710extractionist Жыл бұрын

    Anybody else start looking for a live chat when T-Bone said, "this guy is saying the cost of gutter guards is equivalent to...?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jacobduttlinger309
    @jacobduttlinger309 Жыл бұрын

    "It's about three yards" 😂😂😂 not the range finder

  • @UncleDron8
    @UncleDron8 Жыл бұрын

    There's no father daughter dance at that wedding. LoL 😂

  • @BPH55
    @BPH55 Жыл бұрын

    Sunday burnies with the homies on the headphones. I am happily garbage.

  • @Cheesesteakwithfriedonions
    @Cheesesteakwithfriedonions Жыл бұрын

    Played the “Jammed up”drinking game. I passed out in the first 5 minutes

  • @dollar42027
    @dollar42027 Жыл бұрын

    The phrase "jammed up" needs to be incorporated into a T shirt! Would buy!

  • @TehBigMoose
    @TehBigMoose Жыл бұрын

    I've organically witnessed both of Kippys middle of conversation zone outs in the last month. Oooo boy nothing makes me have to rewind cinstantly because I don't hear anything for 5 minutes after lol

  • @reannagish
    @reannagish Жыл бұрын

    The Dr Pepper debacle of '08 🤣

  • @michaelhall5429
    @michaelhall54292 ай бұрын

    The offscreen desperate cry of "oh come on man" at 19:45 ish is top shelf hilarity.

  • @nadeemsheikh1183
    @nadeemsheikh1183 Жыл бұрын

    I asked for northern Virginia but Baltimore close enough! Tickets booked! Watch out for this bozo in the sonics jacket tomorrow!

  • @hama47670
    @hama47670 Жыл бұрын

    re: method of putting butter on corn on the cob - (this feels trashy lol) my family just takes out a stick of butter and we roll the cob on top of it. looks like a freaking half pipe after awhile lmao

  • @nicksery791
    @nicksery7918 ай бұрын

    Only podcast that actually makes me laugh out loud

  • @rickcas15rc
    @rickcas15rc Жыл бұрын

    always love the intro's! keep it tight AYG!

  • @amg2022
    @amg2022 Жыл бұрын

    Through the roof folks

  • @RobF_DistantBlood
    @RobF_DistantBlood Жыл бұрын

    There should be a AYG quiz app and after you answer the questions it rates you as class or trash

  • @DrunkInPublic

    @DrunkInPublic

    Жыл бұрын

    I love this so much

  • @BojanMilic84
    @BojanMilic84 Жыл бұрын

    Five mins in and I'm crying my eyes out laughing, you guys are crayzee.

  • @joellaffer4491
    @joellaffer4491 Жыл бұрын

    Y'all should start a cooking show like somethings burning but call it "A Couple of Fat Forks" lol

  • @Gixsir

    @Gixsir

    Жыл бұрын

    😂 I’d watch since these bozos are way funnier than Bert

  • @DrunkInPublic

    @DrunkInPublic

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Gixsir totally but, seeing them making Bert cry his eyes out laughing is nothing but amazing

  • @ac-nb4pn
    @ac-nb4pn Жыл бұрын

    freaking love you guys!

  • @TheWalkingDavid
    @TheWalkingDavid Жыл бұрын

    38:32 one of my all time favorite Foley moments 😂😂😂 love ya big man

  • @joelbrown3479
    @joelbrown3479 Жыл бұрын

    PRIME: DIRTBAG EP!!! Thanks brothers Bronx Love 😎

  • @cross1227
    @cross1227 Жыл бұрын

    Such a great episode!

  • @MetalBrent124
    @MetalBrent124 Жыл бұрын

    High "jammed up" count in this one.

  • @Flowlosopha
    @Flowlosopha Жыл бұрын

    Shoes that make you 2 inches taller have gotta be top tier TRESH

  • @thesodaman1132
    @thesodaman1132 Жыл бұрын

    Corn holder shout out by Tobey🤣. Man, haven't thought of those things in 15 years but they came in so clutch

  • @zone5oog
    @zone5oog Жыл бұрын

    QUICK, EVERYONE DO THE KIPPY! 13:44

  • @mynineridesshotgun
    @mynineridesshotgun Жыл бұрын

    We NEED that bathroom before and after on Hard Feelings.

  • @marybeth808
    @marybeth808 Жыл бұрын

    I love you two so much!

  • @coxndix56
    @coxndix56 Жыл бұрын

    Foley is on that bert 💯% tip. Start rocking a sun hat big guy

  • @nickricci19
    @nickricci194 ай бұрын

    The word pronouciation questions are always fucking good 😂 illegal, ullegal, allegal😂

  • @tu5254
    @tu5254 Жыл бұрын

    Live this show so much thanks

  • @ssnyder5471
    @ssnyder5471 Жыл бұрын

    Ayg love ya guys Sunday and weds are lit

  • @bumdiggity
    @bumdiggity Жыл бұрын

    the amount of jammed ups in this episode was outta control

  • @VitaKet
    @VitaKet Жыл бұрын

    Streisand effect, no one woulda known that it was Kippys place until now.

  • @Reefraction
    @Reefraction Жыл бұрын

    Leather in the front and cloth in the back. The step-kid package

  • @greenpilltheory6649
    @greenpilltheory6649 Жыл бұрын

    "I'm waiting on funding from Poland, to straighten me out." I thought I was the only one. God Bless, H. Foley and all that he is.

  • @santinogugliotta8911
    @santinogugliotta8911 Жыл бұрын

    Always make my Mondays you guys I'd kill to see ya

  • @rworded
    @rworded Жыл бұрын

    Meat sauce, penne, ziti, rigatoni, meat fills the holes. Clam sauce, spagetti, liguini, fetachini, those sauces cover the noodles.

  • @iamcablegi2010
    @iamcablegi2010 Жыл бұрын

    Here I sit, feeling fine, taking a shit on company time! 🙂

  • @prettysweet5033
    @prettysweet5033 Жыл бұрын

    Sweatpants shorts in general is such a rough look. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @buskersdiaries7332
    @buskersdiaries7332 Жыл бұрын

    Thanks for all the work boys. You guys are getting tight like a Tyson Tiiiigggar.

  • @theramplocal
    @theramplocal Жыл бұрын

    Toby the chimney sweep! Fucking dead dudes

  • @Noname30000
    @Noname30000 Жыл бұрын

    Hoping the tour will come to MN! I have a garbage question I’ve been waiting to ask for 2 years now!

  • @jacobmain8100
    @jacobmain810011 ай бұрын

    Was literally on the John at work when they started talking about it lol

  • @BenJammin10
    @BenJammin10 Жыл бұрын

    lol a legal. laughed so hard i fell in the shower

  • @kayskelton4034
    @kayskelton4034 Жыл бұрын

    This one's a heater!

  • @aroseparade
    @aroseparade Жыл бұрын

    Nice Forrest Gump reference to kick it off Kippy!! 🤙🏻

  • @DrunkInPublic
    @DrunkInPublic Жыл бұрын

    Gotttttdamn laugh out loud woooooooweeeeeee 🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂

  • @clydesweetfeetlivingston1180
    @clydesweetfeetlivingston1180 Жыл бұрын

    Fave podcast ever man so hyped when we get a drop!!!!

  • @KateFrederick-tc6ku
    @KateFrederick-tc6ku Жыл бұрын

    I need a tshirt that says KICK ROCKS

  • @juliav1843
    @juliav1843 Жыл бұрын

    We almost lost Kevin to a clean bathtub

  • @johnfitz7631
    @johnfitz763111 ай бұрын

    Guys were bonkers in this one.

  • @raylockwood6675
    @raylockwood6675 Жыл бұрын

    Great ep, I too married a stripper. We had 2 kids and then she tried to burn my house down!

  • @danshirreffs947
    @danshirreffs947 Жыл бұрын

    I just noticed Kippys cruise hat on the snoopy phone

  • @NokSuKow31
    @NokSuKow31 Жыл бұрын

    Frans opening liner was perfectly delivered

  • @zachn.1567
    @zachn.1567 Жыл бұрын

    Gonna come at us in a Colorado visit?

  • @Deeznuhts
    @Deeznuhts Жыл бұрын

    Great show in Baltimore!

  • @OutlierConcepts
    @OutlierConcepts Жыл бұрын

    "Lotta headaches in that bed I tell ya"

  • @jameshubisz
    @jameshubisz Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy is Bravada, Bravada is Jimmy... Said in the voice of Ace Ventura

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