Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: "I Married a Stripper" w/ Kippy & Foley
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Are You Garbage is back with a Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans?
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Honestly with all the podcasts out there, including ones I used to love, there's nothing as easy listening entertaining and consistently fun as ayg
@DR.B13666
Жыл бұрын
This is my YMH replacement. I've also been a Timesuck guy for years, but not every subject is a hitter.
@bmthornell
Жыл бұрын
@@DR.B13666 YMH is incredibly boring to me. I don’t get why it’s so huge. The videos they show are funny but the conversation is BORING
@cwells5137
Жыл бұрын
Dork, I like enya too
@DR.B13666
Жыл бұрын
@@bmthornell it used to be great. They're phoning it in the last few years
@BPH55
Жыл бұрын
@@DR.B13666they got too big and rich so the conversation is no longer relatable. And christine is just coasting now and isn’t funny. They suck.
AYG on sundays is the equivalent of a ice cold glass of water on a warm summer day. Some things just go good together
@jonnygranville281
Жыл бұрын
AYG gets rid of the Sunday blues for sure
@mkim1311
Жыл бұрын
3 eps over most weekends makes this one of the fun things to look forward to. shoutout to the bozos
@bobocaterpillar3697
Жыл бұрын
i think you meant a cold glass of MILK
@gregallen7795
Жыл бұрын
I’ve cold glass of milk
@jeremyw6246
Жыл бұрын
When I caught the chain to folsom prison from Wasco reception center it took 8 hours. Shackled on a bus with no food or drink. When I got into folsom, the water in reception was so clean and cold. The best water I've ever had. AYG is like that, fucking crisp.
Who else always hollers 'Tru da roof' along with T Bone?
@conorsbrokentibia4805
Жыл бұрын
Cookin!!!!
@mickeyabbot5851
Жыл бұрын
Probably New Guy Luke
@TG-tc8lu
Жыл бұрын
at this point, i can recite the whole fuckin intro minus the tuddy joke
@DrunkInPublic
Жыл бұрын
Mann I can't explain how duckling happy that Truuuuudaroof makes me
Foleys movements and mannerisms and adjustments before the next question is read looks like a batter getting in the box in the world series. He takes off the headset. Fixes hair. Put headphones back on. Fixes his shirt. Coughs. Plays with his water bottle. He never stops moving.
@BrickTop06
Жыл бұрын
A regular Nomar Garciaparra for sure.
@joenestor1673
8 ай бұрын
Every time he grabs his water I laugh cuz he always grabs it the exact same way😂
The boys are on We Might Be Drunk if you're craving more trash
@Gixsir
Жыл бұрын
Thanks
@tomsevcik1792
Жыл бұрын
We Might Be Garbage - Kevin Hart
@YimmyYames513
Жыл бұрын
Shoutout ta you💯💪
@codynelsen1237
Жыл бұрын
Good man
@GorbyP
Жыл бұрын
I can't do Sam Morril, I wish I could. He is just so cringe.
Everyone who poops on company time knows that rhyme. CLEAN LIVING!
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime! That's why I poop on company time! HELL YEAH TOBY I LOVE YOU
@Gixsir
Жыл бұрын
😂 it bothering Kippy made it better
@BPH55
Жыл бұрын
@@Gixsirhell yeah! I’ve said it many times in my life.
@wath20
Жыл бұрын
Don’t let the boys gaslight you Tobes, that’s a thing us working glass trash actually say
@jmoricelli
Жыл бұрын
Yeah but he followed up by saying “it’s a meme” so now I’m upset with the whole bunch
@joenestor1673
8 ай бұрын
😂😂 that’s some shit the old head at work always says when nobody else is around
The mental image of Foley bouncing down stairs and over a doorman while tipping his hat and saying good day sir 🤣🤣☠️
Sunday AYG's always makes me feel better as a barely functioning member of society
They skipped over Kippy’s camel toe joke, that was alright. 😂
@PeppahJack
Жыл бұрын
So insanely quick too
Things that made Foley yell Oooooowweeeee: -Plopping down after you’ve gotten the couch ready and fluffed the pillows -Corn holders -the Foley family keeping quiet about family issues (being drunk in the back of the car at age 25) -two or tree pairs of cutoff jean shorts in high school every summer
LOT of family eps lately … loving it!
I swear the boys are the uncles I always wanted but never had.
"i just found out the twins have bowling balls" really fuckin got me
Family episodes are the ones that have me in stitches 😭 drunk bus driver bit got me good!
I don’t give a god damn what anyone says, Kippy’s “oh yee” is my favorite e part of the intro.
Best show on the al gore!! Scraping change out of the local fountain to get that first minute of patreon. I can't hold my breath that long.
90/10 split. Family episodes to guests.
Toby's poop quote was classic CONSTRUCTION BANTER 😎😎😎😎
Pretty surreal hearing them actually read my question. For the record, I'm not a coupon guy either. It was more about just not letting a mega corporation like Frito-Lay screw me out of four dollars. But I'm pretty sure anyone who eats that canned cheese dip is automatically garbage anyway.
@DrunkInPublic
Жыл бұрын
Mannn it's weird the feeling of having them read your garbage question...equal parts pride and shame lol
The family episodes banter is through the roof.
@DrunkInPublic
Жыл бұрын
Truuu da fucking rooof
They might shit on Toby for that rhyme, but that's an all timer.
Hell yeah, boyeees! I'm stuck inside doing spring cleaning during a shower storm in NoCal. Now I got something to listen to and take my mind off how trashy I live.😎
@bmthornell
Жыл бұрын
Shower storm? Gel or Bar soap?
I’m a welder, and I use the quote “Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time” all the time 😂😂😂😂
Drinking game: every time they say "jammed up"
@DrunkInPublic
Жыл бұрын
☠️☠️☠️
"can you put this in a box and throw it away for me... " 🤣🤣🤣☠️
That whole dirty laundry coming back around to being clean again thing is legit! If it sits long enough whatever was smelling bad on the clothes, other than underwear and socks, has been around long enough for it’s smell to die off. Or we just become nose blind to it like the trash we are. 😂
Kippy's on a good one today 🤣 I think he found aunt tuddy's percocet stash
I might be garbage...because i LOVE you bozos!!
"I will be your waiters" Absolutely destroyed me
6ft in the streets, 5'10 in the sheets 😂🤝
Foleys been working that shirt overtime…..hope it’s in the union!
These the uncles you smoke w after thanksgiving dinner an they just pass out on the couch.
Dropped 7 seconds ago?? Damn I’m on fire!
I once had a cab pull over for me to vomit. The real garbage part is that I was 40 years old.
@Gixsir
Жыл бұрын
Seasoned veteran 🗑️😂
The perk 30’s on that painting is hilarious. Random, but hilarious.
Kippy works the door and Foley hosts the brothel 😂
@keengkai8175
Жыл бұрын
Foley in a devil red suit
The cleaning lady bit killed me, great delivery
We need to campaign for 2 hour epies, 1 hour isn't enough anymore
@PeppahJack
Жыл бұрын
Join the Patreon at 10$ level, gets ya two extra episodes a week plus vlogs and backlog
@stevenlopez1717
Жыл бұрын
@@PeppahJack I am. I've been an investor for like 6 months now, I still think longer pods are a good thing
Even that conzuri ad was a heater 🤣🤣 almost Adam and Eve level
Last question resonated way to hard with me. I was addicted to the Doritos all nighter cheeseburger chip the one summer they existed (i was like 12.) A couple years ago I emailed Frito Lay explaining why they need to bring the cheeseburger doritos back (mainly that they literally tasted like a mcdonalds cheeseburger,) so they responded by saying theyd run it by marketing and gave me two coupons for free fam size bags of any lays product😂
@Gixsir
Жыл бұрын
😂🗑️😂
@jasonnunnery6258
Жыл бұрын
Is it garbage to email a snack manufacture begging for them to bring back your favorite flavor??
@thomasrogers280
Жыл бұрын
@@jasonnunnery6258 holy shit I went full Uncle Hank typing all that out when I couldve just faced the facts and asked that question 😂
The amount of times I spit my weed up into the air through my bowl not being able to control my laughter....too many!! Whatta episode!!
@Gixsir
Жыл бұрын
The burning smoke out the nose followed by sneezing is uncomfortable too 😂
Anybody else start looking for a live chat when T-Bone said, "this guy is saying the cost of gutter guards is equivalent to...?" 🤣🤣🤣
"It's about three yards" 😂😂😂 not the range finder
There's no father daughter dance at that wedding. LoL 😂
Sunday burnies with the homies on the headphones. I am happily garbage.
Played the “Jammed up”drinking game. I passed out in the first 5 minutes
The phrase "jammed up" needs to be incorporated into a T shirt! Would buy!
I've organically witnessed both of Kippys middle of conversation zone outs in the last month. Oooo boy nothing makes me have to rewind cinstantly because I don't hear anything for 5 minutes after lol
The Dr Pepper debacle of '08 🤣
The offscreen desperate cry of "oh come on man" at 19:45 ish is top shelf hilarity.
I asked for northern Virginia but Baltimore close enough! Tickets booked! Watch out for this bozo in the sonics jacket tomorrow!
re: method of putting butter on corn on the cob - (this feels trashy lol) my family just takes out a stick of butter and we roll the cob on top of it. looks like a freaking half pipe after awhile lmao
Only podcast that actually makes me laugh out loud
always love the intro's! keep it tight AYG!
Through the roof folks
There should be a AYG quiz app and after you answer the questions it rates you as class or trash
@DrunkInPublic
Жыл бұрын
I love this so much
Five mins in and I'm crying my eyes out laughing, you guys are crayzee.
Y'all should start a cooking show like somethings burning but call it "A Couple of Fat Forks" lol
@Gixsir
Жыл бұрын
😂 I’d watch since these bozos are way funnier than Bert
@DrunkInPublic
Жыл бұрын
@@Gixsir totally but, seeing them making Bert cry his eyes out laughing is nothing but amazing
freaking love you guys!
38:32 one of my all time favorite Foley moments 😂😂😂 love ya big man
PRIME: DIRTBAG EP!!! Thanks brothers Bronx Love 😎
Such a great episode!
High "jammed up" count in this one.
Shoes that make you 2 inches taller have gotta be top tier TRESH
Corn holder shout out by Tobey🤣. Man, haven't thought of those things in 15 years but they came in so clutch
QUICK, EVERYONE DO THE KIPPY! 13:44
We NEED that bathroom before and after on Hard Feelings.
I love you two so much!
Foley is on that bert 💯% tip. Start rocking a sun hat big guy
The word pronouciation questions are always fucking good 😂 illegal, ullegal, allegal😂
Live this show so much thanks
Ayg love ya guys Sunday and weds are lit
the amount of jammed ups in this episode was outta control
Streisand effect, no one woulda known that it was Kippys place until now.
Leather in the front and cloth in the back. The step-kid package
"I'm waiting on funding from Poland, to straighten me out." I thought I was the only one. God Bless, H. Foley and all that he is.
Always make my Mondays you guys I'd kill to see ya
Meat sauce, penne, ziti, rigatoni, meat fills the holes. Clam sauce, spagetti, liguini, fetachini, those sauces cover the noodles.
Here I sit, feeling fine, taking a shit on company time! 🙂
Sweatpants shorts in general is such a rough look. 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for all the work boys. You guys are getting tight like a Tyson Tiiiigggar.
Toby the chimney sweep! Fucking dead dudes
Hoping the tour will come to MN! I have a garbage question I’ve been waiting to ask for 2 years now!
Was literally on the John at work when they started talking about it lol
lol a legal. laughed so hard i fell in the shower
This one's a heater!
Nice Forrest Gump reference to kick it off Kippy!! 🤙🏻
Gotttttdamn laugh out loud woooooooweeeeeee 🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂
Fave podcast ever man so hyped when we get a drop!!!!
I need a tshirt that says KICK ROCKS
We almost lost Kevin to a clean bathtub
Guys were bonkers in this one.
Great ep, I too married a stripper. We had 2 kids and then she tried to burn my house down!
I just noticed Kippys cruise hat on the snoopy phone
Frans opening liner was perfectly delivered
Gonna come at us in a Colorado visit?
Great show in Baltimore!
"Lotta headaches in that bed I tell ya"
Jimmy is Bravada, Bravada is Jimmy... Said in the voice of Ace Ventura