Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer!
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Are You Garbage Presents stand up comedian and podcast host Bert Kreischer aka THE MACHINE and his wife LeeAnn Kreischer! You Know Bert Kreischer from Stand Up Comedy, 2 Bears 1 Cave Podcast w/ Tom Segura, Bertcast, Joe Rogan Podcast, Barstool, Netflix, This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von & more! Check out Bert's New Special RAZZLE DAZZLE
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans?
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Dude who ever would have thought that Leanne would have been perfect for this show. This has been one of my favorite episodes. You can see how much burnt really loves his wife
@ScorpionP2C
Жыл бұрын
it was really sweet to see them both in this way, entertaining but exuding love and adoration, made my heart melt when I wasnt laughing out loud
@TraderGiato
Жыл бұрын
i love shitting on brett more than most but thats one thing i cant fault him on, that man truly loves his wife and children.
@bandofmountains
Жыл бұрын
Anyone who took 5 seconds to hear her out. She's certified trash.
@filthysock
Жыл бұрын
Yo, all of this... is why I'm into country music these days. And I grew up on Hip Hop and Punk Rock. Thinking that shit's real. No... nothing is realer than redneck stories. Nothing.
@xaviergamez5620
Жыл бұрын
Only if you knew as soon as I seen her face, I click the fucking podcast like oh my god she’s there. She’s only one who could keep this motherfucker in line.
Bert's been on every podcast you could think of.. but the boys are the only ones that got LeeAnn too!
@briangalloway3684
Жыл бұрын
the only pod ive watched of his tour i knew he would stop by Tuddys
@Ragnarok6664
Жыл бұрын
Striking gold 👌🏻🙌🏻
@nickpanacci3055
Жыл бұрын
Its been a rough week for comedy podcast fans
@cloudbloom
Жыл бұрын
@@nickpanacci3055 couldn't agree more, I have no ill will towards Barnt but I just can't listen to him literally bullshit every time. Great guy, tough to sit through. It is what it is🤷♂️
@Lerkero
Жыл бұрын
@cloudbloom leann makes it a bit easier. Sometimes she keeps his stories grounded. I skipped over all the other bert content this week though
LeeAnn is a national treasure. Patience of a saint
LeAnn has set the bar so high that everybody else that comes along will look like "rookie trash". She is a firstround draft pick. Franchise player. Home run episode.
@mastergwaha
Жыл бұрын
lee ann is lebron as a highschooler dunking in front of the counties coaches
@breakfastattiffanys741
5 ай бұрын
I wouldn't call her trash, she's hardcore but looks so motherly 😅
Bert is clearly a true AYG fan, he knows the game so well he brought the person who would break it
@chrishan9122
Жыл бұрын
I lost it at taking a shower in the swimming pool.... jesus
@PeppahJack
Жыл бұрын
@@chrishan9122 yea they discovered he was doing it on two bears during lockdown I had no idea about the shampoo though lol
@MightyAmygdala
Жыл бұрын
LeeAnn and Matt McCusker need to have a garbage off.
@jooseppielleese7156
Жыл бұрын
No he brought her along because Bert grew up as a Trust fund kid from a very rich lawyer family.
@PeppahJack
Жыл бұрын
@@jooseppielleese7156 You can be garbage at any level of income, the boys have said this before. Also watch the Bert solo AYG ep and it’ll show you his garbage tendencies.
“Why didn’t you just make track 8 track 1?” I finally figured out Bert Kreischer. Thank you, guys.
@32:30 Kippy calling LeeAnn’s bathroom snake a hillbilly roomba just about killed me 😂😂
@ryancarter8373
Жыл бұрын
I was rolling
@DrunkBrizzy
Жыл бұрын
Was just going to comment saying this was so damn funny
@RickMinded
Жыл бұрын
that one made my whole day for sure
@rem299
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha, whenever I hear people say they have a mouse or rat problem I say get a CAT, they love to hunt them... but a rat snake haha... she's great.
@photilal1960
Жыл бұрын
MAN thag about took me out
“The mayor is a frog” I lost it 🤣
Holy hell, 10 dollar homie here and it’s amazing to see the expanded studio, the TBONE cam (after hearing about it for so long) and Bert and LeAnn as guests. The boys are heading straight to the top, love it! Garbage for life
@gravelevel3084
Жыл бұрын
Yah dude! That studio looks alright. And her story and their reactions had me busting, virtually busting, a gut. Hilarious! $20 Lieutenant Of Filth here oh yeh!
@cloudbloom
Жыл бұрын
@@gravelevel3084 shoutout to a fellow $20 mergers & acquisitions executive financier🤝
@gravelevel3084
Жыл бұрын
@@cloudbloom 🥇🍻🥛
@tristancline5067
Жыл бұрын
Hell yeah homie! It's good to see all the support these guys have and I'm glad to be a $10 homie! These guys deserve all the success and there is so much more to come!
@jeffs813
Жыл бұрын
I hear those numbers are tru da roof
You guys just took the podcast up to a whole new level. Beer freezer, hunting arcade game, Tobey cam, full bar. Insane. Cant wait for the future bozos!!!
@allstopblue5717
Жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the crusade knight armor mannequin. Lol
@Gixsir
Жыл бұрын
Little caaash these bozos go crazy 😂
"I'm not a tv show, i'm a mom". Berts right, he does have amazing luck
Bathroom rat snake for the win! “it’s a Hillbilly Roomba” is absolutely my favourite line. “Frog gigger” a close second. Very charming fun episode!!
“I drive a tow truck” has GOT to be the trashiest answer ever on this show 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Illmatic973
Жыл бұрын
Rattlesnakes on blackjack mountain
@michaelsillars8146
Жыл бұрын
Hey man I drive a flat bed 😂😂
@jeffs813
Жыл бұрын
I thought the bathroom rattlesnake was a bit trashier
@westcoastkidd17
Жыл бұрын
29:25
@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026
Жыл бұрын
"Boy, you got yourself one of the best frog-giggers out there"
He can't even let her answer the first question LMAO
@anthonybogus5688
Жыл бұрын
Smh lol 🤦🏽
@PeppahJack
Жыл бұрын
Welcome to Two Bears
@SquidGains
Жыл бұрын
Meh I enjoyed it. They're all funny together.
@josephkogut7472
Жыл бұрын
Watch the whole fucking podcast, he respects the fuck out of her. Bert’s personality is huge.
@lucasbos3428
10 ай бұрын
@@josephkogut7472lol
I love LeeAnn. She reminds me of my wife. She grew up hard in a rural life and got more classy over time. That is the absolute best kind of woman. Cool with getting dirty and working hard but also cleans up really nice. Bert is lucky as hell that she is into him.
@JoE-kx7dw
Жыл бұрын
Same here, my wife is a country born girl. I consider myself a really lucky guy. I got myself a Daisy Duke.🤠
@kongvinter33
Жыл бұрын
they dont make em like this no mo!...hehe
@beccawecca916
Жыл бұрын
I love this comment 🥰 admittedly, for egotistical reasons, because it describes me to a tee 😏 what's funny is my husband is literally a carbon fucking copy of Bert too 😂😂😂 In looks and personality. He's such a rough n tumble guy from Chicago, I'm a "delicate flower" from South Carolina, but grew up in trailer park after trailer park. There's a certain kind of heart & wisdom that comes from being around the worst kind of people... You learn to not judge anyone, and about what's really important in life. We like to think we have a Lois & Peter Griffin kind of relationship too 😂 We love watching FG cuz the paralells are uncanny!
@aliengranpa
Жыл бұрын
Same here, I tell people my wife was raised in a cave, but it was actually a tent. Her parents really didn't like to pay bills. Now she's educated and borderline snobbish.
@joeyg29jgjg
Жыл бұрын
Same I sometimes playfully call her feral when she does some "rural" shit lmao
She is a fucking GEM I never expected so much from his wife!! What a lucky guy and he KNOWS it by the way he looks and talks about her. That’s some real love right there. After watching Bert I never expected him to have such an awesome wife but he really balances himself out with her. Kudos to those two and their marriage!!
Holy new studio! The new addition is cookin' ❤ Tuddy cashed out on that settlement, let's go boys!!
@mAttTimlin4
Жыл бұрын
came by to say the same thing 🤣
@CheddarWaffles
Жыл бұрын
I was wondering why the audio sounded off before they mentioned they are in a new studio. To me the dialogue audio sounds great but the levels are way off. Laughing is way louder than the talking and it's hard to hear what is being said if someone is laughing, which is the majority of time. To be fair, this is a Bert episode so the audio levels are tough to manage even in the best of times.
@tomsevcik1792
Жыл бұрын
The new studio is tru da rooof!
@likwidmagik
Жыл бұрын
@@CheddarWaffles Just a couple of kinks to iron it. But the boys are killin it!
I can’t tell y’all garbage men how much I’ve been excited for Leanne to finally come on. She’s been one of my dream guests !!! Let’s Gooooo! ✨🔥🗑️🔥✨
HOLY SHIT THIS IS A BANGIN EP. Now we need Tom and Christina on together
@gavinrush4995
Жыл бұрын
I agree it would be great to have Tim and Christine on this podcast. However, they need to get rid of the very fat guy. He is gross. The one with the fetal alcohol syndrome face is at least funny.
@pleasantvalley85
Жыл бұрын
No thanks on the Christina part …
@foxooo
Жыл бұрын
tom and christina are not nearly as garbage as bert and lee ann.
@jessicabecause3717
Жыл бұрын
Nah, they think theyre too high brow. Raised in money during their childhoods. WHat they ate ramen every night? Big deal.
@musiclifelove
Жыл бұрын
@@jessicabecause3717 Tom has talked about moving to LA to start comedy, and when he was broke he would call Daddy (who was a hedge-fund manager) and he'd be good. An actually poor comic that ate beans and Matt's "grool" is Shane GIllis. Tom is obsessed with talking about how rich he is, but doesn't recognize or care that his fans can't relate. And now he's going on to lecturing the "fat poors" about finding a way to be successful. Which is not bad advice, but it isn't as easy when your pops is loaded and will send you money when you need it.
The hillbilly roomba joke was too good 🤣🤣🤣
TBone knocked the new studio out of the park! So happy for you guys
They should make a prequel to The Machine about Leanne's life and meeting Bert! Such an insane and entertaining story.
@japiro14
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, Hollywood will love it, girl power writen all over that
@digitalsalsas
Жыл бұрын
brilliant idea honestly
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
It’s so crazy, no one would believe it. So deliciously red neck 😂
watching bert look at his wife is a top reason why i love this dude. You can talk about his stand up this or that but you can't say he isn't a great husband.
I am SO envious of their family, the combination of Leanne's community building/mother skills and Bert's ability to keep everyone happy, to live their lives without a worry in the world is truly... magnificent really, glorious even.
@dom8467
Жыл бұрын
Bert cheats on her constantly on the road. I knew a girl who was best friends with his tour manger on the "Dive- In Tour" and she had to sign a NDA because she saw how much he cheated. If people really think him and Tom and Rogan don't cheat they live in a fairy land lol.
@aki42
Жыл бұрын
I too wish my father was an alcoholic. For all the good memories that drinking brings.
@nathanchildress5596
11 ай бұрын
Psh, whatever nerd.
The mayor is a frog line got me hard 😂 the visual of a frog with a top hat came to mind
This was great. I've been a little burned out on Bert but this was fun. What an amazing wife.
@ando2821
Жыл бұрын
I love this show but I can’t stand Bert. No idea how this guy is famous
@DylanLukeLosasso
Жыл бұрын
@@ando2821 same reason all the other talentless LA hacks are famous lol rogan
@clandon9624
Жыл бұрын
@@ando2821 because people think he’s funny, duh 🙄.
@haterade5137
Жыл бұрын
@@ando2821 don't let anyone tell you you're wrong
@0fluffhead0
Жыл бұрын
@@ando2821 Charisma
Bert isn’t always for me sense of humor wise but he’s a real one when it comes to picking life partners. Respect.
7:38 “The mayor is a frog” 😆🤣 11:40 “This is my friend LeeAnn” 😆 16:45 “And then he made a mix tape” 😂 28:05 LeeAnn is a gangster mom for sure 29:30 LeeAnn’s childhood is a trip 😆 33:47 The best frog gigger 😂 39:14 😆😆🤣 45:24 The flat tire bit 😆 46:20 Hillbilly Wonder Woman 😂 47:09 “Hogliver Road” holy shit that made me laugh 😂 48:15 Gotdamn that had me rolling 😂 56:06 “Don’t bring up Star Wars” 😆 1:05:21 💩🤣😆😂 1:08:25 Bort still taking a bath in a pool is still the weirdest fucking thing
@PowuhToSeven
Жыл бұрын
Bro Bert standing with a flag in a bikini is my visual at 48:14 I lost my shit there for the 2nd time
This could be 3 hours and i would still ask for more. Hope leeann comes back soon.
So proud of you bozos! This is probably the best episode you've ever shot and to have it land on day one in the new studio makes me honestly emotional. Leanne is a certified GANGSTER!
id literally pay out of pocket for a episode with theo
Drinking game: take a shot every time Bert let’s his wife talk without interrupting. Damn, I’m stone cold sober
@jjnels296
Жыл бұрын
Perfectly said.
@nathanchildress5596
11 ай бұрын
She had enough airtime to have the best episode of AYG ever, so I have no complaints.
There are two guests and Toby still has a mic? The boys are moving up in the world! Congratulations, it looks and sounds great guys♥️ Amazing first guests! I love LeeAnn and she should definitely come back and tell us what it was like for a GA girl to adjust to LA.
@AreYouGarbage
Жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@LuisTorresD
Жыл бұрын
Congrats on the new set! Look awesome 😎
@Dutchy22
Жыл бұрын
Great idea.
This is the the episode I’ve seen yet!!! Leann is a national treasure and should protected at all costs!
@haterade5137
Жыл бұрын
It's definitely an episode alright
@louieo.blevinsmusic4197
Жыл бұрын
Agreed. Pretty lady from the dirty south…. Can’t get much better.
I have to say I have a lot of respect for Bert and LeeAnn. They've been loyal to each other and it all payed off. Congrats y'all!
@haterade5137
Жыл бұрын
False. Obviously Bert cheats. Everything he says is an obvious lie
@SB-se7vb
Жыл бұрын
@@haterade5137 I think Bert genuinely loves his wife. You can see a stark difference in how he talks about and treats her vs how Tom feels about Christina.
@haterade5137
Жыл бұрын
@S B you're so wrong and Bert definitely cheats and OVERCOMPENSATES every part of his life because he's not funny but he's a successful comedian because he is MARKETING a personality to you. It's all fake. Tom can't fake it. What you see is real.
@nathanchildress5596
11 ай бұрын
Why, did you fuck him? Considering your username I’d say Bert’s more legit than you homie
@Alpinestar954
6 ай бұрын
@@haterade5137bot
I love it when Bert and LeAnn do things together because Bert actually let's her talk. Well a little bit. Lol
Toby looks exactly like I'd hoped and I couldn't be happier with this new studio setup.
@andren8788
Жыл бұрын
😅😂
@EddieHalifax
Жыл бұрын
@@andren8788 T-bone McMuffin 4 life ✊💪
@cloudbloom
Жыл бұрын
@@EddieHalifax Trogdor McButtons rules🤌
I already know LeeAnn is garbagio In the best way possible
Every pod that this woman is on is absolutely wonderful. She's a great guest, and a seemingly great wife and mom. Thank AYG for bringing in another zinger.
My girl is the scandinavian version of LeeAnn... love seeing her being with cause she don't follow him enough on podcasts. Love this!!! Growing fan of yours...and love seeing her with you guys.. real respects real! LeeAnn... hope seeing you on more casts.
I love seeing Bert Love his wife. He truly adores her.
@Currency999
Жыл бұрын
Yeah and as he said he totally doesn’t cheat on her
The Toby cam 😂😂 man we’ve entered a new era shout out to the homies
I could watch this channel all day on repeat. You boys found your lane. Only great things for you on the horizon.
Love you Bert - but we need a full episode with just LeeAnn !
What a treat to have Leeann as a guest this week!!
This new studio is both awesome, and the perfect amount of trash. Love to seeing the boys succeed!!
@AreYouGarbage
Жыл бұрын
Thanks!! 🗑🙏🗑
This was the podcast for LeeAnn to be on!
LeAnn managed to make Bert manageable for the first time in my life
I’m gonna miss the old studio but I’m proud of you guys❤️💯 congrats boys keep cookin
the miracle whip of podcasting
Dad having a roommate is an incredibly underrated trash statement that was completely glanced over
@kendallleingang
Жыл бұрын
Two roommates 😂😂
Hillbilly Roomba didn't get as many laughs as it deserved but that one crushed me. I had to pause to catch my breath.
the Big Buck Hunter game... candy machines... darts in the wall... everything... PERFECT! Its like the family friendly bar Ma and stepdad took us to!
This is the most adorable double date ever. ♥️
This is such a good episode. Bert having to get up multiple times “I’m getting another beer” is cracking me up 😂
Bert is truly blessed to have LeeAnn. Thanks for your candor. Great episode all around.
This still my favorite podcast. Always enjoy
Buttons asking what he does with his hand in the 1st five minutes Toby cam already worth it.
Such an amazing episode boys!! Leanne's stock has always been high but this just skyrockted it. What a sweet gem of a human.
Leeann has to be the queen of AYG or we riot! First job was a tow truck driver and had a street named Pig Liver Rd. Enough said. I love her and bow down to the Queen 🙇♀️ ❤
@SB-se7vb
Жыл бұрын
Hog Liver Road. Not Lane though, lol.
I’m here for LeeAnn ❤ Edit: Turned off because of Bert sigh
LeeAnne crushed it. Good to hear stories from the country.
Watched razzle dazzle with my wife last night and she laughed so hard and says, "I love Bert". Good to know she has good taste!
@Alprazolam_25
Жыл бұрын
There's is no way .he's terrible at comedy 🤣
T-bone “what do I do with my hands” 😂😂😂 Love the new cam bozos
New studio is AMAZING boys! Where'd you find the suit of armor made out of cambells cans?! Toby cam is sick! Keep up the hard work fellas, we loves youse!
Shoutout to Husky Hank for finally saying everyone’s new favorite podcast. By far the best one out there
I love LeeAnn together with Bert on a podcast. They're hilarious together.
"What do i do with my hands" was such an unappreciated moment lol. Well done Toby
An absolute banger, fellas. The army is proud of youse. And happy to keep on trucking with youse.
@AreYouGarbage
Жыл бұрын
This means the world to us. Thank you!
I’m not going to lie these two people are my favorite couple.
Listening to LeeAnn talk about her upbringing reminded me of my wife’s childhood. Her dad was a mechanic, mom was a seamstress at a blue Jean factory. We live on family land that has been in her family since the late 1800s. Loved this episode.
Leanne is proof that you can grow up country and still have ALL THE CLASS! I’m from rural Iowa and was raised by a single Father/Farmer and I’m a DAME! Thanks to my classy grandmothers! PS - I picked up rock every summer before planting
@louieo.blevinsmusic4197
Жыл бұрын
Love her! She reminds me of all the ladies on both sides of my family. Dad side is from Ala and mom’s from Ga. Leeann from Bowdon, Ga (Ala/Ga line) gets best of both worlds.
You guys have no absolute idea how happy I am. Toby cam !?!?!? And new studio ?!?! I freaking love it
Finally got that TBone cam! From now on that area will be known as the Bone Zone!
Bert is 100% right; that would be a good side gig! I'd even argue you could ditch the standup in your live shows and solely do the game with the audience! The game is what got us in the seats because that's what we are watching here and we could watch 2 hours of it!
Holy shit him calling LeAnn a hillbilly wonder women was so on point lmaoooo
i didn't think it could get better. great show guys!
Foley wagging his tongue around is such a Jabba thing to do.
“Hillbilly Wonder Woman” had me crying laughing. Funniest podcast on the planet!! You bozos are cookin!!
I think LeeAnn has the perfect voice for Animation movies!
As a fella that grew up in rural south Georgia, I can confirm everything Leann says as 100%.
$10 homie - This is the only podcast I put on as soon as I’m notified. Love the new studio, perfect two guests to have for such a memorable episode. I’m sitting down on my inflatable arm chair, crackin a screaming cold Natty Light, and watching the boys interview a fat athlete and a southern momma.
@cloudbloom
Жыл бұрын
Clean livin
@ScorpionP2C
Жыл бұрын
finished my last can of bud as the episode ended, life is good
Lmaooo Kippy "That's a hillbilly roomba that's what that is" Foley's reacion had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bert wearing 2 watches is the most Bert thing
Wow Leanne is the party! I’d love to see some old Leanne pics especially from the wedding album.
I post a comment when the bozos hit a milestone, last time I congratulated them on 50k subscribers. To see how far they’ve come from that sincerely makes me happy, the laughs they provide are priceless. Thank you guys so much and I wish you much more success. ❤ 🗑️
This was sooo much fun. LeeAnn you’re such a magical being. Bert I love ya and am so glad you found each other🥹💖💖.
"The mayor is a frog" had me dying
"The mayor's a frog" I legitimately almost fell out of my chair laughing
Bert has already told the story of him and Leeann getting frisky in the cove with the wave runners. I listen to him a lot, probably too much, and I've definitely heard it multiple times before 😂😂 I love how he now tells Leeann they can edit it out if she wants 🤣🤣🤣
Many thoughts 1. The new studio is amazing 2. Finally we got the Toby cam! 3. I now realize leeAnn is the only reason Bert is successful 4. Kippy and foley had a 7 hour emergency meeting after this episode to totally revamp how to judge how to evaluate garbage after this one lol
Oh shit we got heater coming in. I cannot wait to see how the boys react to LeAnn she's such a Saint for dealing with Bert.
@jbartlett4171
Жыл бұрын
Those checks help.....Bert at Burger King=no LeAnn
@PeppahJack
Жыл бұрын
Haven’t even started it yet and ik this woman is Garbagio, she was made for these questions
@terpsurfer7221
Жыл бұрын
@@PeppahJack "Bert snort"uhh-hundred percent
Hahaha I legit started thinking she's the brains behind everything right as Bert said it! LeeAnn is the absolute best.
By far... best episode ever, and LeeAnn is the absolute coolest guest of all time. She is not garbage... she is the perfect woman. Mic drop... walk off.
LeeAnn is a saint. ❤
Holy shit this is going to be the best and worst episode, certified banger
Absolutely amazing episode everyone. LeeAnn is fucking amazing. I love how Bert let her speak and barley interrupted her.
The boogers, the shits, and the pool baths almost took me out. I legit felt my mouth water in preparation to vomit 🤢 😂😂😂
Dude what a great couple, Bert got heck of a woman right there. This made me like him so much more
FUCK YES!!! I've been waiting for a LeeAnn episode! Get Christina P. next please 😁
@genesisraroa2539
Жыл бұрын
Agreed Tim and Tina would be wild