Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Pajama Pants in Public w/ Kippy & Foley
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Are You Garbage is back with a Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans
Пікірлер: 426
There should be a patreon goal where Foley has to play a Bop-It
@theramplocal
Жыл бұрын
I got $20 on it
@Bloo_Bear
Жыл бұрын
my guy this comment needs to get Cookin! 💪🏽😂 I'll put my last scratcher on it
@SatomiForward
Жыл бұрын
Bop-it on edibles
@Millor001
Жыл бұрын
and then calculate the square footage of the studio with nothing but a pen and paper, and a tape measure.
@100canadianmaplestirup8
10 ай бұрын
can u smoke a heater while playing?
I'm getting me some banquet baked from frozen fried chicken on my foodstamps and listening to this episode. I even found loose weed in my mom's car to smoke, almost a bowl, after I pull out the carpet fibers.
@thareckoner5453
Жыл бұрын
Sweet lord of garbage.
@breakercassidy6946
Жыл бұрын
I respect you and your journey sir.
@fantabulousdave
Жыл бұрын
That's some clean livin'
@MrStuntmanmike417
Жыл бұрын
Thats not just trash but a whole landfill
@Brian12991
Жыл бұрын
That's not trash, that's just poverty
Kippy looks like he could be a character in chicken run😂
@Bloo_Bear
Жыл бұрын
*They find kippy eatin all the cooked potatoes outta the pot pie machine* "GET OUTTA THEA YA BAULD LITTLE BASTED!" 😂😂
Hot damn boys - this one felt like a classic AYG right out the gate… The backwards knee wawa bit got me. “Whats your dad a grasshopper?” “You legally cant kill her, cus she’s a praying mantis”😂😂😂😂😂
Hearing Foley stroke out just now and say artistic license while he’s searching for creative liberty… I almost felt like calling the doctor. Funniest grandma ever
I've never been more upset with Foley, not knowing how square footage works
@laurensantoro5908
Жыл бұрын
Loved how KJ and Tob taught it to him. Very patient, good teachers. Was so happy for Foley when he got it!
@someguymb123
Жыл бұрын
@@laurensantoro5908 they were more patient than me ha
@DR.B13666
Жыл бұрын
That shit was hilarious
@Gixsir
Жыл бұрын
Mind blowing
@capealio
Жыл бұрын
No time stamp? These ayg fans are trash
You've been "Foylied", learned, unlearned and relearning. Toby's BRILLIANT Bx love brothers
It’s insane how much I’ve become accustomed to this podcast lol I say word for word the intro with the big man, and make up my own Tuddy jokes on my free time. I’m garbage for life, $10 Homie , and down for this pod 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@rayneweber5904
Жыл бұрын
I hear Tuddy got some fake jewelry from her latest Beau. Her gynecologist was freaked out
@Isaak1028
Жыл бұрын
Dude i do the same thing! Fckin love these guys. The last few weeks ive been saying "HATCHI MATCHI" all the time😂
@DrunkInPublic
9 ай бұрын
Wooooooweeeeeeee these boyz are coooking and boy am I here for it....forever 😮😅❤😂
The way Kippy described those girls at Wawa is the funniest lol
@theramplocal
Жыл бұрын
It's funny bc we all cld picture it clearly
@ryanward3871
Жыл бұрын
It was T-Bone with the DC shoes line that put it over the edge for me😂
Kippy explaining 5th grade math is killing me 😂
@Strongbah43
Жыл бұрын
Are you smarter than a 5th grader? Foley: nope
Damn Foley really lived one sheltered ass life.. Then one day he found crack and here we are 😆😆
@TheOrlandoTrustfull
Жыл бұрын
They had an English guy from Liverpool on the podcast and he was genuinely shocked that not every English guy speaks like Hugh Grant. This is a man who has spent 40 years eating ice cream in his bedroom.
Hearing the boys talk about geometry is brutal😅😂
“dave brought a burrito” got me real good, Hank LOL
The square foot lesson had me cackling. Solid episode boys.
@K8_K4k
Жыл бұрын
Bro. I'm a GC, I was red- lining. 😬😔😬😔
Pajama pants in public are the ultimate trash
@davedivizio8106
Жыл бұрын
The most garbage thing a person can do. How about the people who wear pajamas to the airport? Garbagioooooooo
@davidfhth6842
Жыл бұрын
I'll raise you wearing slippers outside
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
@@davedivizio8106 With slippers! Ugh
Shoutout Kevin for kind of remembering some maths
is it garbage to be excited to roll a cig as soon as you see an AYG episode drop 🤔
@nickpanacci3055
Жыл бұрын
It's garbage to roll a cig
@rosscobossco1229
Жыл бұрын
I'm rollin' but it ain't no cig
@WolfJLoophole
Жыл бұрын
No. I flip the first one upside down when I open a pack and call it the lucky bc if I'm still alive to smoke that one last... I'm lucky
@matthewbachelor6576
Жыл бұрын
Literally doing the same rn. Haha
@JBGC916
Жыл бұрын
I RYO and I'm definitely Gar- bagio.
How great would it be if some of these conversations were animated into cartoon sketches with young Kippy and Foley doing voiceovers, and mixed into the podcast.
@joelbrown3479
Жыл бұрын
Brilliant idea... instant ADULT SWIM hit show😎😎😎
@DrunkInPublic
9 ай бұрын
Woooooooweeee thats a good piece of business
“George costanza in the gortex” best reference 😂😂😂
First time listening man I laughed hard at so many moments. You guys are funny as hell
@MrSatantheSinner
Жыл бұрын
Oh man you have a ton of laughs ahead! Go back to the beginning and enjoy the fun. Welcome to the party.
@terpsurfer7221
Жыл бұрын
One of us one of us
@DrunkInPublic
9 ай бұрын
Welcome to the can....by now you're probably covered in it
Foley putting his fingers together like he was asked what flavor cake he wants at the bakery
@zaclikescauliflower2877
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, he's pretty fat
If you’re brushing your teeth in the kitchen sink, you’re late for work😂😂😂😂
Family ep, let's go!
Foley’s thesis on square footage made my brain hurt like I just chugged a piña colada Slurpee 🤯🤯🤯
After going back a while and seeing Foley with a buzzcut, I respect the long hair that much more. The buzz will definitely slim ya down a few more lbs but lookin' good big guy!
I really like how kippy thinks things don’t exist in the world until he discovers them hahahaha it always makes me laugh 😆
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
Not worldly at all these two boxos
@Gixsir
Жыл бұрын
Beefing with Benny franks now 😂
The square feet conversation killed me 😂
In Orlando, FL riding out hurricane Ian and a new AYG is just what I needed! $10 Homie here, is it trash if you die in a hurricane?
Family episodes are the best!
Love you guys keep killin it
Lion statues in front of a split level is absolutely 1000% Staten Island Italian level TRASH. 😂
I WANT MY SIZZLI!!!! Love these scumbags.
No joke, when I was about 10 I thought I was going to go pro on the pogo ball. I used to do all kinds of moves, 360s, stalls, jumping off high walls, but never got the sponsorship
57:40 ending the episode hilariously with Foley in maths class!!
I was at CVS yesterday and I heard an employee call someone and leave them a message saying, ‘we, ummm, don’t develop pictures like these and I’m not sure who does…’!!! Gotta be porn, murder, or drugs.. good stuff, good stuff…
Still my favorite podcast. Always enjoy
👍👍👍 everyone
lol Foley said if you’re brushing your teeth over the kitchen sink you are late for work. I swear to god Foley’s attention to detail jokes are the best in podcasting
Foley is on fire this ep! Hoodies in the 30's? You're lookin at the wrong website there T Bone
Yep.... I've almost lost the ability to understand square footage 🤯😂 awesome episode boys 💪
Thank you for that mental image of the wawa pj girls. I’m dying of the accuracy 😂 also have a half eaten bag of Herr’s kettle chips in my work snack drawer 🤣
@8thlvlMage
Жыл бұрын
Half? Are you a quittah or somethin? 😄
We need Toby Cam. The people need it.
@todd.a.weinberg
Жыл бұрын
Please!!
@theslouchedsloth9514
Жыл бұрын
It doesnt even have to be on the whole time, just when they're doin the intro and when he has a funny quip here and there
Omg the ordering a burrito to a wedding is hilarious....I've seen a dude house 2 big macs in his car at a wedding once..that's a tough look
53:16 “What did you do to get transferred over there?” And then Foley silently laughing after 😂😂😂
“There to there, there to there, there to there and there to there” I fucking LOVE Foley. The best there is 😂
2:35 "more coming down the pike"? Usually mines comes down the "pipe" 😂
I don't know how this is always funny! I watch a lot of comedy pods and sometimes they are a snoozer, but not this one! 10/10 would and have recommended to a friend.
Finally caught myself up on the patreon, feeling less like a bozo and more like a homie. Kippy wasn't kidding about how much content there is
@DrunkInPublic
9 ай бұрын
The forhead aint lying folks 🎉🎉
The bike with the sidecar is very cool! I'm with Kippy on this one. Pogo balls stink...
5:27 "Why aren't Pringles kettle cooked?" Because Pringles are not just made from potato, but also from rice and wheat.
Bozo check-in
Broads in PJ bottoms in public= benzos and “Braydhen is my world”!
@michaelj6392
Жыл бұрын
😂
@glass1258
Жыл бұрын
Takin Benzos in your PJs is just as good a time as drugs in a room 😊
Pajama pants at the airport is a classic garbage look
Fresh AYG eppy = best way to get through this hurricane nonsense 🗑❤️🗑
@glass1258
Жыл бұрын
Stay safe homie !
@Twenty-Seven
Жыл бұрын
Ian sucked up all of that heat and humidity. It's *beautiful* in FL this morning.
Hachi-Machi!
As a fat adult, I can't let myself download a McDonald's app
'AYG does Geometry' was quite the trip this week
Foley's confusion about square footage has me absolutely baffled.
Foley finding out McDonalds has an app for the first time. Im Dead...42:50
@Udgrasil13
Жыл бұрын
And then the realization, that he has to go there to pick it up XD
59:32 The exact moment Foley starts to understand what a square foot is. (Sq ft.) 😂
I applauded like I had witnessed a performance when Foley figured out square footage.
numbys are truly tru da roof ! hyped to see the growth
I don't know why it made me happy but when Foley said I'll stick you and it'll be our little secret, is the best
Man that was the funniest s*** I've ever seen not knowing how to get the area you are amazing LMFAO
Anyone else say “TRU DA ROOOF!!!” at random parts of the day or is it just me ?
"That or a murder" was a goddamn winner 🎉🎉
Agbahahahaha when kippy said at least come kiss the ring I bursted out laughing
I love this podcast so much
Foley doing geometry should be a new segment
Theo von would be a next level eppy.
@rustyshackleford8149
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, but we already know the answer if he is garbage or not.
You gotta eat the Wawa egg roll with red chilli sauce they sell there. That's the move
haven’t even watched and i already feel personally called out by this title… 🤣
Kippy was built for the sidecar motocross world championships. Those videos ain’t too shabby
My two favorite bozos
I hopped arround on my pogo ball until my kidneys hurt! Good times!
Foley is so high he looks like a sumo wrestler at his day job
closing in on 100k subscribers. FAWK YEA! Congrats boys!
You guys NEED to come perform in Minneapolis already, c'mon!
59:33 God, do I love me some good ol' Foley math
Had one of those scooters, black, nice knobby tires, brake levers, it was indeed SWWEET
Boys, i hate my job but listening to your episodes while i drive around the CHI makes it all worth it lol 😂. Thank you
Love the family episodes.
Lol bro learning with Foley is awesome. By the way, perimeter lined up in a straight line is called “linear” just like perimeter vs the area you have inside of the box, rectangle etc. is called square feet.
Solo sidecar. Hahaha
Just took a shot of vodka and I've got a burnie on deck 🚬 time to hang with the bozos, clean livin!!😎🤌
Wawa story was a preview into hard feelings. Those not paying should be grateful lmao 😂
Boys, I am in Orlando sweatin' out hurricane Ian (Fidance) the fuckin eye is coming right at me big guy! Thats what she said... Love ya boys
@glass1258
Жыл бұрын
Ian’s big brown eye bout to flush u out
Foley trying to understand square footage 😂
“We’re running away to start a restaurant In Seattle. Lol that’s great
I'm only commenting because Foley told me to show 'em how it's done. I don't really know what he meant by that but yeah. We'll show them!
Love these boys!
GD I love Foley, after hearing him learn about area vs. perimeter I've never been happier someone succeeded as a comedian
Middle class famous and Xmas vibes let’s talk about ending the year off right!!! Boston, Beers and the AYG boys let’s fucking go!!!!!
You two have a Tommy Boy vibe. Its good. And that square foot bit is hilarious.
Are you garbage if you join in with the toast at the end of the intro with whatever is close at hand, a beer can, glass a milk, a bong?
Dirty pajama pants were a school uniform in my day
You're 46 years old Hank and you JUST learned what square footage is? OMG Ahahahaaa
Foleys impression of the game Simon had me in tears
Foley you're nuts Bop it was awesome, about 5 or 6 of us(in early 20's)would get drunk, smoke some herb and try to play that and laugh our asses off because our memory stunk!! Waayyy better than that lameass pogoball.
Foley math at the end 🤣🤣🤣🤣