The bit at 17:09 had to be muted for copyright purposes. Apparently we are allowed to use the full visuals from the movie and not the audio. Oh well. Sorry about that, guys!

@dcdeezcheesynutzsvideos7250

3 жыл бұрын

The Cosmonaut Variety Hour cool story bro

@dickjackson6456

3 жыл бұрын

God damn KZread and their copyright guidelines 😡

@ellag.7431

3 жыл бұрын

The scene was honestly funnier without any sound

@bleedingmasque.6193

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes. 👌

@yeatswarden

3 жыл бұрын

The Cosmonaut Variety Hour it’s ok

Marcus finding out he actually likes this movie is the best character arc I've seen in a long time.

@shesjustafrienduhhafriend8655

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@AD-tj4jc

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, people don't like this movie?

@benniethejanitor7159

3 жыл бұрын

@@AD-tj4jc idk why? I like it on a 7/10

@AD-tj4jc

3 жыл бұрын

I know, this is my favorite DCEU movie. (I haven't seen shazam) Edit: I have seen Shazam, it's good.

@sallyclarke394

3 жыл бұрын

I agree

Alternate title: marcus realises he actually likes this movie but won’t admit it for half an hour

@kavinverma1493

3 жыл бұрын

its ok to like bad material, its called guilty pleasure

@BlackSzn7

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@jesterssketchbook

3 жыл бұрын

ArE yOu sayInG TheY ExEcUteD hEr?

@user-qs9ps3hw6u

3 жыл бұрын

Jester's Sketchbook pissed myself at this 😂

@skyward_rebel

3 жыл бұрын

Lol yup I walked into this movie fully ready to not enjoy myself, but it’s actually very fun and exciting even if it sucks.

One thing I found hilarious is how the bad guys always entered with an explosion even when it wasn’t needed. For example, Aquaman could just be buying some groceries but then suddenly the freezer explodes, revealing the bad guys that are here to beat him up

@PURPLEICE29

Жыл бұрын

😂

@vorpalweapon4814

Жыл бұрын

I also noticed this, i personally thought that was hilarious.

The example given for how Aquaman's intelligence fluctuates was really funny to me, because I graduated with a degree in Greek and Roman history and work as a professional Latin tutor, and my first thought was, "Pinnocio was based on a book?" So... it's not unrealistic! He's just a Classics nerd like me.

@Firestorm422

5 ай бұрын

He just like me fr fr

@SfigerMan

4 ай бұрын

*Pinocchio. Ad majora!

@user-wq3ye6bp7c

4 ай бұрын

Same here

Marcus: I can't say "cliche" anymore, I need to find a different word. Me: Trope, homage, commonplace Marcus: *Shibboleth*

@ChitenBugMan

3 жыл бұрын

A worthy Adage

@M4TCH3SM4L0N3

3 жыл бұрын

The usage of which (in this context), proves its meaning:-D

@whitefang2312

3 жыл бұрын

You made me wheeze

@Odinsday

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, shibboleth is an awesome word

@TroyBlackford

3 жыл бұрын

Shibboleth in no way means cliche.

"DC lets their directors kind of do whatever they want with their movies." Me: *Stares at Suicide Squad*

@emanuel6693

3 жыл бұрын

Or JusticeLeague

@toxicmailman

3 жыл бұрын

@Manu CiFrusta Justice League is the Frankenstein's monster of movies, two separate directors give it severe tonal whiplash. I do think it would have been bad without two separate directors doing their own thing but it is not a director does anything they want.

@EricLing64

3 жыл бұрын

I mean in a way it was probably because of Suicide Squad that the DC movies have gained some independence from being meddled with by the higher ups, a bit. But who knows, maybe after the whole lockdown they'll go back to their usual antics.

@alexsierra4878

3 жыл бұрын

Suicide Squad was frankensteined by WB. David Ayer had a different vision for Suicide Squad

@justabitofamug6989

3 жыл бұрын

*for better and for worse*

15:21 I'm not sure knowing Pinocchio lore is a valid measure of intelligence. It is in fact plausible for one to know a lot about the Roman Empire and little about Pinocchio.

@ChadKakashi

2 жыл бұрын

You’re right.

I just read Orum's hatred of humans as his reaction to his mother's love of them. She obviously favors Arthur over him, and was ostensibly "killed" because of her love of her human family over her arranged family. Instead of blaming her for their rift or his father for forcing her to marry him, Orum blames humans for causing the rift between him and his mother.

@jeremiahagbaje3731

Жыл бұрын

Ok, but now all 8 billion of them have to die because he didn't get enough love from his presumably dead mommy. I'm sorry but that's not good enough.

@mathias9542

Жыл бұрын

@@jeremiahagbaje3731 your not really suppose to now that with just the movie but in the comics it's established that some atlanteans are like super racists towards humans

@JustanotherNPC8454

Жыл бұрын

Yea but still, it's pretty easy just to give us a little more elaboration and it would only help us.

@kurooaisu

8 ай бұрын

So Orm is basically a racist, and the pollution thing is just a red herring so Orm doesn't seem stupid that his opinion is 'hurr durr I hate humans'

"Vegeta's in danger" "Me, my son or the planet" "YES!"

@spirit1219

3 жыл бұрын

*BLAST* "Freaking smartass"

@dzas_cave

3 жыл бұрын

Actually its my son, the planet, or me 🤓

@Nixus237

3 жыл бұрын

@@dzas_cave ah damn it been a while since I watched TFS

@ericgibbs4703

3 жыл бұрын

“My son, the planet, or me”**

@pixelfan2290

3 жыл бұрын

Dragon ball fan here.

This video should be titled “Marcus trying to convince himself that he doesn’t like Aquaman for 30 minutes straight”

@Jotos.

3 жыл бұрын

JYSA the hero’s journey

@dasboom7133

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a terrible movie but it’s more fun to watch than a boring superhero paint by numbers like captain marvel or captain America

@ashb7

3 жыл бұрын

@@dasboom7133 I didn't really hate Aquaman, but I'd definitely rather watch either of those films 10 times than tolerate Amber Heard and Dolph Lundgren deliver the worst performances known to humankind.

@eliasmg9144

3 жыл бұрын

"(Tsundere mode)" for short

@knight.99

3 жыл бұрын

He's really biased when it comes to DC vs marvel

"Do we hate Amber Heard now?" The quote that aged well but the tone behind it hasn't.

@lucanusafrost

Жыл бұрын

Yep

@plutone220696

Жыл бұрын

Came back and rewatched this just for the Amber Heard references

@rattyeely

Жыл бұрын

It aged terribly

@pathetic2399

Жыл бұрын

@@rattyeely it aged well.

@Aisubun

Жыл бұрын

@@pathetic2399 It is a thing that was said. Tbh they both suck and idk why people are making it a "pick a side" thing

I like the way Heath Ledger portrays his Joker when talking to characters because of how sincere he seems. None of that serious "gonna kick yo ass" tough-guy-talking face (I know that's never been his style in particular, but you know what I mean). He looks like he's really trying to convince the other party "this is going to happen - please don't fight it".

“Exposition scene interrupted by an explosion” Explosition.

@Mirror_Lotus

3 жыл бұрын

I read your comment and now both 'explosion' and 'exposition' have ceased to look like real words 😶

@bluesorcerer83

3 жыл бұрын

Basically, every DC film done by WB since 2012. I don't even consider them movies. Joker is the same shit, it just replaces some explosions here and there by Joaquin Phoenix doing some "cool" stuff to show us how he does like to steal time in front of the camera.

@softelocke491

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds like a cinema sins line

@garrettmathews3901

3 жыл бұрын

exploshibboleth

@amecampeon01

3 жыл бұрын

I know where this comes from xd

"The Marvel movies are kinda bland" *Shows Thor The Dark World* That's just cheating, dude

@Antiformed

3 жыл бұрын

I think Thor Dark World gives me the same feeling that Aquaman does for him. It's not great but I think the visuals and action sequences make up for its lack of ... purpose for existing

@bigstunna2049

3 жыл бұрын

@@Antiformed I cant compare the 2 thor dark world is extremely boring and the villian is forgettable and the visuals are bland, but atleast aquaman has nice visuals and villians

@chrissakai3739

3 жыл бұрын

He talks about the fight scenes in marvel movies being bland a lot, that's how I took the point.

@chrissakai3739

3 жыл бұрын

@@amazingjay3957 I agree. Infinity war has some awesome fights. I especially like when Thanos dropped a moon on Ironman haha. But generally the MCU movies have as Marcus put it "two guys doing karate" with a lot of camera movement and a million cuts. There are exceptions of course.

@dimensionzone8048

3 жыл бұрын

@@amazingjay3957 Wasnt that the point though ? Infinity War is kinda begs the point of being a over the place event. I can see if it was something like the Winter Soldier Helicarrier event but Infinity War isn't a grounded thing. Just my two cents

I have to disagree with you on T’Challa loosing the fight with Kilmonger, “because the plot needs him to lose”. He loses that fight because he’s struggling with his feelings of empathy for his cousin, whom he not only finds out exists but had a shitty life divorced from his culture directly because of his father who he idolizes and had just died. He doesn’t want to kill his cousin because he feels guilty not only about his fathers betrayal but because he is realizing that his ancestors’ policy of not sharing their amazing technology and remaining secretive has been detrimental to the rest of the world. On the other hand Kilmonger is solely looking to kill him out of a lifelong revenge plan. The reason why he’s able to defeat Eric at the end is because he is able to speak with his ancestors, including his father, and confront them about their bad choices, decide to do better, and realize the type of king that he is meant to be. He goes into the last fight against an overly confident/arrogant Kilmonger, with help (he was alone in the first), and a sense of who he is as a leader. He has forgiven himself and reconciled his guilt and plans to move forward and make changes. I’m not saying the plot of Black Panther is the best, most original writing out there,but it does deserve credit where it’s due.

@nebnebit4303

2 жыл бұрын

A summary of that whole thing would be nice but ok.

@trentclarkson3238

Жыл бұрын

Dude he didn’t have the power of the black panther in the first fight against killmonger and he does in the second

@mrstickanimator527

Жыл бұрын

I regret pressing "read more"

@Nixahma

Жыл бұрын

@@trentclarkson3238 Which he has partially because of the help he got.

@omnipotantsaibot5845

Жыл бұрын

@@nebnebit4303 if you can't bother to read then thats on you.

Ok but “not knowing Pinocchio is based on a book” and “monologuing about the history of the Roman Empire” is literally me

@anecro

8 ай бұрын

You know what? I believe you.

The title of this video should be "Aquaman is good, I am just mean"

@simpingspartan646

3 жыл бұрын

did you not watch the video XD

@monoriusthegreat

3 жыл бұрын

@@simpingspartan646 That's the thing. I did. To the very end.

@simpingspartan646

3 жыл бұрын

@@monoriusthegreat even the end credit scene?

@monoriusthegreat

3 жыл бұрын

@@simpingspartan646 Of course I did

@simpingspartan646

3 жыл бұрын

@@monoriusthegreat think there'll be an aquaman 2?

"I-I-I don't like you b-baka!" - totally not Marcus to the Aquaman Movie

@matthewphillips1890

3 жыл бұрын

Marcus tsundere confirmed

@belinskiparadox7687

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewphillips1890 he do be kinda Kawaii Desu tho

@FoxyChariot

3 жыл бұрын

The level of akane tendo is overwhelming

@rhuonaChanel

3 жыл бұрын

This comment section is coded in a way only weebs can understand.

@FoxyChariot

3 жыл бұрын

Rhuona Atumu I realized how inscrutable this is to an average person but there’s considerable overlap between cosmonaut’s fan base (we’re nerds let’s be real) and anime watchers.

One of my favorite things in criticisms of superhero movies is when they talk about heroes shielding themselves from bullets even tho they are bulletproof. Sure the bullet won’t kill them but you gotta think it still hurts. It’d be like if someone shot at you with a paintball gun. It’s not gonna kill you but you really don’t want to feel pain.

@Gabe600

10 ай бұрын

Actually no, there's a bunch of characters who wouldn't feel anything even If you detonate a bomb capable of collapsing a building in their face, Luke Cage for exemple, of course not every hero it's that tough but Aquaman fist fight anciant sea gods bullets should be nothing to him.

13:30 He "lost" to killmonger because he was merciful. he lost there to show you the difference in their personalities. T'challa won for a second but spared him. Kilmonger on the other hand was brutal and efficient. There's visual story telling there in how the characters express and move that explains this.

"he doesn't know that pinocchio was based on a book but he talks about the roman empire" finally a character I can relate to

@senatoriving1960

3 жыл бұрын

:D

@_somerandomguyontheinternet_

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I relate so hard and feel that this is less “intelligence fluctuating” and more “he knows cool historical trivia but not some other trivia and that’s okay.”

@burcopresents

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I don’t really get that complaint. Arthur is dumb in the movie yeah but he learned history. I feel like knowing about history is different to being smart. No offense historians

@_somerandomguyontheinternet_

3 жыл бұрын

@@burcopresents different people have different interests. You can ask me about some old kids book and I might not know it existed but give me some historical trivia or ask me anything about Magic: the Gathering, and I’ll tell you more than you probably wanted.

@burcopresents

3 жыл бұрын

@@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ yep that’s what I was saying. Just because he knows history doesn’t mean he has the time to know about Disney books lol. His parents probably taught him about history because he’s the heir to the throne.

This movie is bad because Jason Momoa kept getting more and more dressed. He starts off with no shirt and shoes and by the end he has a completely covering costume with a high neck.

@thomasrdiehl

3 жыл бұрын

The sequel will be a race for the Mighty Headscarf!

@augustdreier6595

3 жыл бұрын

should be the other way around

@mcmxxi1172

3 жыл бұрын

I'm just wondering who paid u guys cuz this movie in reality is awesome 🙂

@captainflowers748

3 жыл бұрын

@@mcmxxi1172 Paid? Odd thing to say since it's their opinion, but I agree it's an decent movie, but I honestly believe they should'e done the solos first so we can be more emotionally attached and connected. If ya not really connecting to them or attaching, the movie wont draw ya attention. However I believe it could had done better, I'd say more but I forgot the details lmao

@mcmxxi1172

3 жыл бұрын

@@captainflowers748 lol well said they should've done that

A freaking love this movie. It's dumb, it knows it's dumb, and it OWNS it. It has fun with everything it is, and pulls it off so well I can't possibly hate it. I love the underwater aesthetics, I love the cheesy costumes, I love the legitimately good shots, I love the random desert sand-slide, I love all the major villain fights, I love the explosion interruptions, I love the cliche character-growth and callbacks and story beats, I love it all. Well, maybe not the crude humor jokes, but we can't all be perfect. They're rare enough I can overlook them. I usually try to think more critically about what I'm watching. But I don't want to analyze Aquaman. I'm too happy with what I'm watching to care to.

“Warner Brother actually lets directors do whatever they want for the most part” Me: _*clears throat*, “so there’s this movie called Justice League…”_

@Firestorm422

2 жыл бұрын

*most part*

@leaffinite3828

2 жыл бұрын

Didnt Snyder step away as his own choice, and they brought in Whedon after that?

@the.abhiram.r

2 жыл бұрын

there's this movie called suicide squad

The whole movie I was expecting Willem Dafoe to be a bad guy.

@WannabeWryter

3 жыл бұрын

In the comics, Vulko was supposed to be the bad guy who tricked Orm into invading the surface but that didn't happen in the film.

@StellaLunaMoon

3 жыл бұрын

Willem Dafriend :)

@espurrthestupididiot2405

3 жыл бұрын

"YOU AND ME AQUAMAN!"

@davidt.5920

3 жыл бұрын

Me too!!! I thought he was gonna stab Aquaman's mom or something

@TheGuardDuck

3 жыл бұрын

@@espurrthestupididiot2405 You an me, we're exceptional. Think of what we could do, together!

"Call me Ocean Master" is absolutely ridiculous but Pattick Wilson delivers it with such conviction he should get an award.

@SuperOmnicronsj44

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, whats most funny is everyone saying the film would flop and it being one of the best DCEU films, or at least most profitable. And even if people criticize it , what the fuck have they made or created. I just think people were mad it didn't match their expectations of commercial failure. .

@lllSASlll

3 жыл бұрын

He had the hardest job of them whole movie having to sell Orm, I mean the man invented ridiculous. I went from hating Ocean Master to loving him all because of Wilson

@hx9801

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he was gonna deliver an epic quote to convince the crab dudes to join, but he proceeds to say the cringiest line ive ever heard

@chrissullivan6572

3 жыл бұрын

Oh he was chewing scenery and lovin it.

@joeypethan5083

3 жыл бұрын

Patrick Wilson is one of the most underrated actors working today.

My favorite part of this entire movie is when they're like "we have to go to Africa!" and they immediately cut to them walking across the Sahara or something to Africa by Toto.

The process you went through in this video slowly realising you actually liked this movie is exactly what happened to me. I was so taken off guard when I realised how much fun I was having lmfao.

Aquaman: [Exists] Cosmonaut: “I-It’s not like I like you you or anything, b-baka!”

@cameronheinrichs1965

3 жыл бұрын

Cosmonaut tsundere confirmed

@lilithgrey8057

3 жыл бұрын

This comment instantly just made me sad.

@moizism8348

3 жыл бұрын

Do Cosmo hate this movie? Well yes, but actually no

*Compliments a movie for half an hour* “I don’t like this movie.”

@ifyouknowyouknow6604

3 жыл бұрын

SunOnShine for babies🤔🤔🤔so dc being beaten by a thing meant for babies! Well ain’t that sad.

@yatharthjain2273

3 жыл бұрын

@SunOnShine most critics aren't kids and they like MCU more then dc

@PremiumPIus

3 жыл бұрын

@SunOnShine Oscars are the measuring stick for quality? Okay, I guess Cuba Gooding Jr is just as "quality" of an actor as Leo since they have the same number of oscars. What a stupid thing to say. Titanic must be a better movie than Citizen Kane since it won more Oscars.

@improbablyyourdad8458

3 жыл бұрын

@@PremiumPIus that was a bad comparison. Cuba might be a better actor than Leo. Leo is just a pretty whiteboy so he's always gonna get treated with more respect.

@stealthiscool

3 жыл бұрын

@@ifyouknowyouknow6604 says more about the general public than DC

21:16 "Call me, Ocean Master" His metal mask moves with his facial expressions.

@quocanhnguyen7275

4 ай бұрын

Soo good!

13:51 thank you so much for keeping that meme alive. I lost it when I heard the reference.

“Aquaman - The Worst Superhero Movie Ever Made?” Or as I like to call “Marcus realizes his love for Aquaman”

@nonotthehi-c

3 жыл бұрын

Hmmmm I feel like I recognize you from somewhere....... (love your vids man)

@ajisaac

3 жыл бұрын

unknown14790 he does seem familiar

@ForeverRed3000

3 жыл бұрын

unknown14790 lol thanks man!

@ForeverRed3000

3 жыл бұрын

AJ Isaac Lol a familiar face indeed

@kingdragneel8116

3 жыл бұрын

What do you think about Aquaman?

*For Years, DC:* "No. Aquaman isn't a guy who talks to fish, rides seahorses, and wears a garish orange costume, anymore." *This Movie:* "Yeah he is, though."

@MsTriangle

3 жыл бұрын

aaaand he looks so f* cool doing that!

@cesar6447

3 жыл бұрын

YOU CANT ERASE UR BOI PETER THE PUPPERFISH

@silvercrewmate2201

3 жыл бұрын

How did they make one of the DUMBEST super hero’s on the planet a fucking badass

@itzsquishy3712

3 жыл бұрын

@@silvercrewmate2201 by enlisting Jason mamoa

@arcwelder6010

3 жыл бұрын

@@silvercrewmate2201 he always was.

Random explosions is how i get my D&D players moving after they've been standing outside an inn for 50 minutes arguing about what to do next.

"But then the scene gets interrupted by an explosion!" This sentence describes like half the scenes in this movie. I think it's because the director doesn't know how to end scenes.

@josephengel8263

5 ай бұрын

I feel like that’s more of a writer issue

@cheezemonkeyeater

5 ай бұрын

@@josephengel8263 There may be overlap. I don't remember which movie it was, but apparently a different movie this guy directed had the same issue.

"doesn't know Pinocchio was based off a book, then is talking about the Roman Empire" you don't need to call me out

@matthewbrady3347

3 жыл бұрын

Literally thought the same thing lol

@stoormtrooper22

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@tiye65

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe because his father taught him about the roman empire, but never talked about there being a movie on Pinocchio...if you payed attention, it actually informs you of that.

@chocolatechad5132

3 жыл бұрын

@@tiye65 Honestly.

3 жыл бұрын

@@tiye65 Dude... That's what OP is implying...

There’s Great White Sharks with laser guns In this movie. 10/10

@somechump5239

3 жыл бұрын

Lasers. Sharks. LASERSHARKS

@silvercrewmate2201

3 жыл бұрын

10/10, 10/10, 100/100 best DC movie, best DC movie

@JakeSmith-mq5dc

3 жыл бұрын

@@somechump5239 Laser Sharks fighting against Godzilla like they are Star Wars spaceships

@Ismael-kc3ry

3 жыл бұрын

@@somechump5239 “I understood that reference.”

@ChadKakashi

3 жыл бұрын

With fricking laserbeams attached to their heads

24:18 Marcus finally admits.

Wasn’t the other reason Ocean Master hated the humans was because since his mother married a human and that was the reason she was “executed” he felt that humans were responsible for her “Death”. Granted I haven’t seen the movie in a long time, but I feel like you missed that part Marcus.

Marcus: It’s not like I like this movie or anything baka

@newkidontheblock8662

3 жыл бұрын

OSANA-

@elizabethsusanlibra

3 жыл бұрын

Tsundere Marcus best waifu.

@KingofAwesomness14

3 жыл бұрын

nice profile pic fellow dark cloud 2 fan! also tsundere!

@jacktwelve1710

3 жыл бұрын

Chris Simmons cool someone whose played dark cloud 2

@KingofAwesomness14

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacktwelve1710 yep! i loved that game! Griffon battle was great but dark avatar was whackk.

Marcus: "Do I like this movie?? NO no I don't like this movie!!" Stage One: Denial

@Arslan_Art

3 жыл бұрын

Is that an Umbrella Academy reference lol 😂

@nykv9101

3 жыл бұрын

Onomatopoeia - It’s the five stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance

@naelifestyle528

3 жыл бұрын

@@nykv9101 um why did all of them kinda happen in the vid😶😐😑😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@hopefulromantic.

3 жыл бұрын

@@nykv9101 you forgot that fart part lmao

@tanjim3443

3 жыл бұрын

Paradox psychosis

Why it sucks: he swims in jeans for pretty much the entire movie >:(

11:04 just a replay for this scene lmao

This movie has a million flaws, but somehow, it's still quite enjoyable and likeable

@krystopherguadalupe1760

3 жыл бұрын

I mean what can you say? Good action scenes make a dumb action movie more enjoyable, who would have thought? Lol

@jaswanth7508

3 жыл бұрын

@Elalae La dude,wtf

@sharmisthasaha1833

3 жыл бұрын

@@leftsheppard5867 oh boy you are what i call strong willed human and that itself is a superpower

@herloss448

3 жыл бұрын

endgame has entered the chat

@deadtrimmememachine7107

3 жыл бұрын

Bc u probably like easy to watch movies and just saying theres nothing wrong with that

"This movie is pretty ba- woah that was kinda neat" "As I was saying, it's kinda garba- oh that's a cool shot"

It’s a famous fact in my family that my dad has watched Aquaman over 15 times and has fallen asleep every time. He now just puts it on to fall asleep to now

I actually like the fact that it's predictable. I like knowing the characters I got attached to are going to survive. Idk movies that have more tension and stakes and violence stress me out, I'd rather watch this cute fun action movie.

Marcus be like "I-I don't like this movie...b-baka!"

@favoq4541

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed

@xNativemfx

3 жыл бұрын

At this point he probably doing this for fucking content

@dyliscairofoon9678

3 жыл бұрын

@@xNativemfx whaaaaaaaaat? The content creator whose job it is to make content, wants to make content? Disgusting.

@mastergoose1035

3 жыл бұрын

@@xNativemfx Oh my god! Who could have seen this coming?

@rajadarwish4712

3 жыл бұрын

@@xNativemfx for someone whose name is divine god I expect that person to be a little bit smarter

More like: Tsundere reviews a movie he doesn’t like but he actually likes it

@MrSeals1000

3 жыл бұрын

Go for more mystery: Tsundere Reviews a Movie As long as you have Aquaman in the thumbnail then you've given the viewer All they need to figure out how it's gonna go down

@jamesrexus8555

3 жыл бұрын

"It's not like I like this movie or something, b-baka!"

@Gundamguy-py3ir

3 жыл бұрын

BAKA! Aquaman....

@newkidontheblock8662

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesrexus8555 Lmao I immediately thought of Osana-

@PangolinMontanari

3 жыл бұрын

Marcus loves bad movies.

"Are you saying they executed her" And the zoom up and marcus laughing made me die I'm talking about 11:07

13:35 When T'Challa was fighting Kilmonger, he was stripped of the power of the Black Panther. When he fought bucky and Steve he had the strength.

Bruh that killmonger scene with the spongebob voice over caught me off guard

@funnysonicman

3 жыл бұрын

“NaVy SeAlS”

@jinatjahan7937

3 жыл бұрын

TimeStamp?

@loadingusername3348

3 жыл бұрын

13:44

@tlee-gc6ym

3 жыл бұрын

That was hilarious

@_somerandomguyontheinternet_

3 жыл бұрын

That was hilarious. What SpongeBob episode is that from?

"i like this" "But i actually like this" "I really kind of like this" "I like this action scene alot" "But no no no i don't actually like this movie, dont think that, it's stupid"

@mrscribbles2693

3 жыл бұрын

Congratulation you have understood the Joke

@moizsteenhuis5795

3 жыл бұрын

Cosmo: Well yes, but actually no

The line about Jason Mamoa's stance made me burst out laughing - priceless!

My one problem with this film was always Black Manta but now that I know he’s the reason the submarine attacked Atlantis I don’t mind him. He’s only in the story as much as he needs to be as opposed to TASM 2 where all the villains kinda just keep showing up out of no where.

Marcus laughing at young aquamans acting is so genuine, it makes me whole.

@jareddaddyd

3 жыл бұрын

@Kryptoskillet lmao the second line was definitely a favorite experience!

@Vegitodraws

3 жыл бұрын

"All we know about him is that he hates human and that he likes to yell a lot" **proceeds to show a montage of Orm and his actor yelling**

@elvisdiaz2349

3 жыл бұрын

@Kryptoskillet Jason momoa can stand however the fuck he wants... lmao

@lsimon343

2 жыл бұрын

Oh boy, if something some stranger says on you tube makes you “ whole” there is something seriously wrong. You need to get out more

@jareddaddyd

2 жыл бұрын

@@lsimon343 well, that's cute I can assume that you don't get out often too when I see a cat-pic on your profile.

Serious statement: Something being cliche doesn't mean it will be bad. You can have a good movie, game or book filled with cliches, and it can still be good.

@staidenofanarchy

3 жыл бұрын

Amen

@illimattic

3 жыл бұрын

Amen x10 it's all about execution.

@derpmaycry2885

3 жыл бұрын

In the words of one George Lucas: "They're called cliches because they work!"

@SereneLeskovsky

3 жыл бұрын

the problem with a cliche is moreso that the term cliche means that the idea given doesn't really have the same meaning or impact that it used to the idea of a cliche being executed well literally comes down to the audience's tolerance to the cliches

@blankisfornerds

3 жыл бұрын

i mean, thats just how to train your dragon. almost everything in that movie is a cliche and its fucking spectacular

‘Wait, am I supposed to hate Amber Heard now?’ Aged like a fine wine

@Blue-Apple-fc9eo

Жыл бұрын

I don't like both of them and I don't like how streamers grifting the Trial.

James Wan is the modern Sam Raimi and in terms of tone and style, Aquaman is the modern day equivalent of Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man.

How to write a simple non-human villain: make them a species that isn’t human. Make them hate humans. Done

@2spooky2play66

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he hates humans because humans put trash in the ocean?

@isplat927

3 жыл бұрын

@@2spooky2play66 Yeah, he wants to go to war with Humanity cause they poison the sea.

@charmingcthulhu6544

3 жыл бұрын

@@2spooky2play66 yeah but the movie never really shows that, so it comes off as an excuse for conflict to take place

@mikemorro140

3 жыл бұрын

@@charmingcthulhu6544 I mean to be fair it's pretty common knowledge that we dump in the ocean plus Orm does send all the garbage from the sea to the surface

@cayranm

3 жыл бұрын

@@isplat927 It is very heavily implied that the real reason he is going to war with humanity is because he thinks his mom chose them over him

aqua-man didn't know Pinocchio was based on a book me: *nervous laughter*

@RoyalKnightVIII

3 жыл бұрын

That's what Disney wants us to think!

@ekaj-fj3gk

3 жыл бұрын

I actually didnt know that pinocchio was based on a book lol

@ferrallezz5246

3 жыл бұрын

ekaj2006 brah. Me either at first tbh.

@8LiterallyJustTheNumber8

3 жыл бұрын

Guys, all the classic Disney movies were based on books. That's how they made such a huge media empire, making movies based on familiar stories that people already liked, which were public domain and didn't need to be paid for.

@brucenatelee

3 жыл бұрын

Some didn't know Pocahontas was a real teenage girl who was sold to a hebophile.

Admittedly I haven't seen this movie since it was in theatres. But I do remember that the Brine (aka the crab people), and the rebellion against King Orrin's war against the surface world are talked about and lead up to before it happens. idk how you missed out on that (especially as you probably had to rewatch this movie as part of the editing process).

To point out the final battle, throughout the movie, King Orm has been recruiting different sea alliances cuz they stated that he can't legally go to war with the surface world unless he has 3 different factions on his side. Mera's father already joined King Orm alongside another Fish alliance, and the crabs were the last creatures to stand in Orm's Way. The movie frequently moves back and forth between the characters.

“So why is the underwater city still a myth when one of the Altanteans is a known celebrity?” Dude, I think you’re overestimating the collective willingness of humanity to accept that their reality is not what they think it is.

@TywinLannister666

2 жыл бұрын

Which our ongoing pandemic highlighted perfectly, i'd say. Real talk; you are spot on though : /

@crist3809

2 жыл бұрын

nah stop shielding abomination like dceu

@aravsingh2868

2 жыл бұрын

@@crist3809 he's right tho, this pandemic proved that humans are always finding new ways to be even dumber, it's really not farfetched that people won't believe Atlanteans

@chickenb4egg106

2 жыл бұрын

@@aravsingh2868 hundreds(probably thousands) of people think that indians aren't asian, i wont be surprised if people don't think atlantis is real if it were real

@FlyingFocs

2 жыл бұрын

Back when they rereleased,Titanic in 2012, there were articles written about the sheer number of people admitting that they JUST NOW learned the movie was based on real events and not a fairy tale. Also, look up any video on narwhals, you're guaranteed to find at least one "wait, these are real?" comment. Edit: autocorrect turned narwhals into marshals, so I changed it back so it would make sense.

Anything in the movie: *happens Explosión: it’s show time

@esteinerabreu8646

3 жыл бұрын

Nice Spanish Tilde brp

@SeanFerree

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@Tomanna

3 жыл бұрын

_Èxplosiónę_

Her name's Atlanna, not Atlanta. And most people don't believe Aquaman is actually from Atlantis. And they think Dr. Shin is a crackpot conspiracy theorist. Presumably you've never read Geoff Johns New 52 Aquaman comic run this movie is largely based on. Most of what happens in here is taken from his run. And it absolutely BUTCHERS the source material. Aside from turning Arthur from a serious and stoic hero into a dumber than rocks dudebro, they took like 4 different storylines and crammed them all into one movie but give none of them the time or respect they deserve. The Trench (the Lovecraft monsters as you say), the search for Atlanna, the Throne of Atlantis, the seven kingdoms (okay, this one was never actually made because Geoff Johns never returned to the Aquaman title). All of them were full storylines that they could have made entire movies out of. The Trench especially would have been awesome to see as a full movie.

Aquaman is the Himbo of movies. Big, fun, pretty, dumb and charming tied in a nice bow.

In the wise words of Peter “Star-Lord” Quill: “It’s good, except it sucks.” In the wise paraphrased words of Cosmonaut Marcus: “It sucks, except it’s good.”

@dtccocomelon9114

3 жыл бұрын

@My name is Irrelevant ,they are the only good movies of DCEU,+Man of Steel and Wonder Woman

@ishmamyousuf2595

3 жыл бұрын

@@dtccocomelon9114 no, not man of steel

@JohnDoe97637

3 жыл бұрын

@My name is Irrelevant Shazam, Wonder Woman, and Joker were really good movies. The only thing holding back Wonder Woman was the CGI nightmare final battle it had, and the only thing holding back Aquaman for me was the writing. I have no idea why they hired the same guy who wrote Venom. The only reason this cinematic universe is trash (at the moment) is because of Warner Bros. and their stupid executives, who didn't care about DC's characters or their universe. They didn't even care about the filmmakers. They literally chopped up David Ayer's Suicide Squad movie behind his back. The reason I said (at the moment) is because Warner Bros. was bought by AT&T, and those stupid executives are gone now. That's why Shazam and Joker were such good films. AT&T is a whole different story. The executives over there actually care. And with all of these announcements, and movies that sound amazing in development, I think the DCEU has a bright future.😁 But now that I think about it, if they actually cared about Renee Montoya, Cassandra Cain, or Black Canary, they wouldn't have fucked up their characters so much in Birds of Prey. I hope that was just a one time thing.😅

@suicidesquid3581

3 жыл бұрын

I'll take this a step further and say that Man of Steel is the ONLY dc film that isn't garbage.

@JohnDoe97637

3 жыл бұрын

@My name is Irrelevant you could not be more wrong.

That young adult aquaman is actually a TikTok POV actors guys, he's trying his best without xxxtentacion music playing in the backround 😥

@t.h.mcelroy6597

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@UltimateAnime54

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao. Yeah, that dude was awful, but at least he was trying

@aymate9179

3 жыл бұрын

He can substitute the background music with some IceJJfish...

@Ooffoop

3 жыл бұрын

It must be hard or him to resist the urge to bite his lip

@andergarcia4953

3 жыл бұрын

The guy's name is Kekoa Kekumano if anyone wants to know

I always felt that Orms reasoning for hating the surface was him blaming them for losing his mom, like IMO its's made pretty clear that Orm was bitter about Atlanta getting murked, and Aurthurs mere existence is a reminder of Atlantas death because she was executed for having Aurthur in the first place, not to mention Aurthers human half is what he clearly hated the most about him, it always made sense to ME anyway that yeah "pollution bad" but also "My mother chose the surface over my father a HUMAN stole her away and had a son before i was born, all because of that HALFBREED fucker my father executed my mother it's the surface's fault fuck humans imma dumb fishman with mommy issues" idk just my thoughts

Humorous, insightful, and a superb job editing. Sorry to have to use a trope ("shibboleth" truly is unwieldy) but you rock.

"Freiza plans to destroy Vegeta!" Wait, my son, the planet, or me? "Yes"

@pedro_rivera99

3 жыл бұрын

*blast* Freaking smartass

@christopherherr7561

3 жыл бұрын

Grand vizier Nappa. I am in need of your guidance once more.... Or something, I'm paraphrasing

@memetos9375

3 жыл бұрын

Copy

I always thought that orm’s motivation is that he blames the humans for his mom‘s death because if she didn’t fall in love with a human she wouldn’t have to be executed

@arcane9205

3 жыл бұрын

that was pretty obvious, i was surprised he misunderstood orm's motivation.

@naomileggoneverland6267

3 жыл бұрын

And also he thought she loved her half-human son more than him because of his father...idk I got that vibe

@arcane9205

3 жыл бұрын

@@naomileggoneverland6267 at the end of the day, Orm's motivation was half his mom abandoning him and half humans being pigs lol

@yaashdhar

3 жыл бұрын

Dunno man do we give a specific reason besides annoyance before we step on a cockroach or an ant

@fluoromarx

3 жыл бұрын

voodoo one this is viper on station

I am new to this channel not a hater and wanted to say I have spent the last two days watching your video and I love it. Funny and honest. Always a relief to have it just down to earth and real. Keep it going.

Ok but that clip of black manta getting bodied is so much funnier with the audio cut

"Why does no one believe Atlantis exists despite all the obvious evidence and many experts" is a bold take to have during a pandemic that some people believe is a hoax.

@m33ddyhv

3 жыл бұрын

"pandemic" lol

@cooldude2251

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, when people have a hard time believing the moon is real... I dont doubt shit

@mnomadvfx

3 жыл бұрын

Especially when the only actual evidence of a place even being called Atlantis is a short piece of writing that is only a fraction of what Homer described of Troy. That 'evidence' is clearly a Hellenized account (like ancient Greek white washing) of an Egyptian story that lost a significant amount in the retelling.

@doseme7

3 жыл бұрын

Same thought, people belive wqhatever they want to

@shhs1227

3 жыл бұрын

@Batflip 09 you can't take a selfie by a virus either.

IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE DESERT SCENE? They make a huge deal about possibly dying in the desert because they don’t have water and then they say “we need to go to Spain” all of a sudden they’re in Spain? Like huh????? Edit: Italy, not Spain. Yes, I’m sorry I got the wrong country but you guys are missing the point of what I’m saying

@Crypted542

3 жыл бұрын

Yeahh it's weird tbh but for me black manta's portrayal is handled very poorly

@jimmykray9583

3 жыл бұрын

They go to Italy not Spain

@Carols989

3 жыл бұрын

it do be like that tho

@barisbal7782

3 жыл бұрын

tbh i was suprised how the movie sent these two into a desert but didnt bother to mention their dehydration problem not even once. it would be a good opportunity to remind us they are not invulnerable and can be relatable

@Hritwik007

3 жыл бұрын

Italy

this is the video that made me subscribe during my binge of your channel.

13:21 The reason why T’challa initially lost to killmonger is because he wasn’t trying to kill Killmonger while Killmonger had full intention on killing T’challa. T’challa had an opportunity to Killmonger when he knocked him on the ground but he wanted Killmonger to surrender. Also, it should have been obvious that Aquaman is only one that could control sea animals since it was never demonstrated that other characters could do the same.

In this episode, Cosmonaut levels up to a Tsundere.

@anmolr7662

3 жыл бұрын

Totally man🤣

@thewildcard600

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheBicool123 Martha!

@spooneater9001

3 жыл бұрын

Stupid sexy ocean master, it's not like I find his dumb costume to be cool or anything, b-b-baka!

@finessinit.2110

3 жыл бұрын

Read this as Tsunade, haven’t seen this movie and was wondering why you’d do ma girl like dat

@bdboricua3128

3 жыл бұрын

Idk what tsundere is but if its like a saiyen or pokemon I get it Ha

Marcus has updated his score on this movie. 7.5/10

@lowls12

2 жыл бұрын

Where? When?

@tomekstec3243

2 жыл бұрын

@@lowls12 On the video "watching my reviews" or something like that. On Letterboxd it's 4 stars

@samuelcarter2624

2 жыл бұрын

@@tomekstec3243 it’s not on letterboxd

@tamasnagy1173

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/lGGbpdNqd8eaYrA.html It’s in this video

@deathnstuff

2 жыл бұрын

Marcus very slowly falling in love w this movie LMAOOOOOOO

Shibboleth is my new favorite word! I'm addicted to your videos, thanks for giving me hours of fun stuff for me to hear while working long hours 💙✨

i choose to believe aquaman uses the shield in the beginning bc bullets tickle his tummy and he doesnt wanna giggle

“I’ve been saying this for years now” Movie: I came out last year

@ryanhellenbrand6416

3 жыл бұрын

ANTHONY THOMAS yes it did

@jpbo98

3 жыл бұрын

As of today, it has been around 1.74 years. Unless you only count “complete” years, in which case I don’t recommend you to work as an investor/shareholder.

@warpedminds88

3 жыл бұрын

I think this is Marcus coming out.

@zxidy

3 жыл бұрын

High Definition thanks my friend

@samuelh.8896

3 жыл бұрын

It’s been a long year my friend

“Amber Heard tells Arther that he needs to be the next king, and Arther says-“ Ad: *We need the government now more then ever. . .”

@g4rry721

3 жыл бұрын

Stella DeAngelis I got a butterfinger ad

@deceptiwave2936

3 жыл бұрын

Arthur says we need to save 25 pounds on movies

@abramsullivan7764

3 жыл бұрын

I got a tick tack bar ad.

@heroicbreak2952

3 жыл бұрын

I got Uber Eats lol. Still waiting for Jason Momoa to deliver me my order

@justafan9399

3 жыл бұрын

Arthur says “NETFLIX!”

I still comeback to this video from time to time to watch "aRe YoU SaYiNg tHEy ExEcuTeD hER?" LMAO

20:27 Crab people. South Park reference

The most frustrating thing about this movie is how clear it is that James Wan wanted this movie to be good. It's visually impressive, the fight scenes are dynamic, the costumes are all amazing, and the actors are all doing really well with their roles. But the script is just SO BAD that there was nothing he could do to fix it short of a total rewrite. And that sucks.

@maxtotesrules

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah i agree but idk about the costumes man... kinda bad lol

@mitchellhorton9382

3 жыл бұрын

When I watched this movie me and my friends were yelling at it everytime people were talking Then the big final fight scene happens and I'm like "YEAH FINALLY SHIT IS HAPPENING WOO" AND THEN THEY STOP TO HAVE A ROMANTIC CONVERSATION AND A KISS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GIANT WAR AND DESTROYED ALL THE MOMENTUM OF THE SCENE AND I SCREAMED

@Wixhael

3 жыл бұрын

@@maxtotesrules Eh, admittedly some of them are pretty terrible. But Orm, Black Manta, and the Atlantean foot solders have GREAT costumes, IMO.

@GameZedd01

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wixhael You named the worst costumes lol. They look like budget Power Rangers enemies. Except Orm.

@theinvictussamaritan4778

3 жыл бұрын

GameZedd01 they look awesome, especially Black Manta. It’s straight from the comics, it’s obvious Wan wanted to embrace the camp of Aquaman while also making it badass.

"Time to choose aquaman, save the woman you love or suffer the children!" Wait, right actor, wrong movie.

@HOTD108_

3 жыл бұрын

The right actor was in this movie though.

@zerakielvmark

3 жыл бұрын

Ironic you say this because SPOILER in the comic his character is the real cause of the war. He stoked the fires and used the sub to attack Ocean Master so Atlantis thought that the humans were attacking.

@gabehere

3 жыл бұрын

@Brendan Rickey I like the homecoming suit a lot, but the Raimi trilogy suit is just... iconic. It is the one that marked my childhood the most.

@TheWorldsBiggestFan89

3 жыл бұрын

Godspeed, Aquaman.

@ashb7

3 жыл бұрын

"Me and you can rule this city, Spidah-Ma... uh, shit sorry, Aquaman! Or we can fight to the death!"

Black Panther lost the fight with Kilmonger because Kilmonger was more experienced fighting without powers. When they both had powers, Tchalla won because he knew how to use the powers better

“Call me ocean master” and the crab just looks at him with the most innocent and confused look. I’m dead😂

13:00 - Fun fact: that octopus drummer is Aquaman's pet in the comics. His name is Topo. After Crisis on Infinite Earths, Topo became a squid, and in the New 52 he was a sea monster hybrid of crab and octopus that was apparently too smart to be controlled by Aquaman's fish telepathy.

Marcus: sorry I was busy Also Marcus: *watches all 5 twilight movies

@linusekstrom272

3 жыл бұрын

But aren't we all happy he did?

Sneaking the shot of NightOwl in the Patrick Wilson screaming montage is hilarious... I legit burst out laughing

Having arthur challenge orm to a fight to the death and then lose and escape really makes aquaman look like a dishonorable silly goose.

Black panther lost bc he didn’t have his flower juice.

@kechbr

3 жыл бұрын

does the flower juice give him the ability to fight? I thought it only made him stronger

@KingDodango

3 жыл бұрын

kechbr I believe him losing was a flashy way to show us he’s been relying on the flower juice too much, to the point of losing to Killmonger due to over-confidence.

@digitalcamaro9708

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't this shit come out before BP?

@JesusChrist-bq6lu

3 жыл бұрын

In short: he’s nothing without his steroids

@digitalcamaro9708

3 жыл бұрын

@@har5814 oh yeah he's totally not a wealthy genius with a lifetime of martial arts training and combat experience and certainly has no technology at his disposal. Very lousy.

When I got the notification I was like: "This is where the fun begins"

@heartstriker2831

3 жыл бұрын

Marcus: "I'll try spinning, that's a good trick"

@CSM100MK2

3 жыл бұрын

"Let's do this..."

@egggegg5215

3 жыл бұрын

When I saw it I was like Hello there

@BigT.Larrity

3 жыл бұрын

I assume it's a joke, even us DC haters loved it

@egggegg5215

3 жыл бұрын

Big T. Larrity wut no it’s a prequel joke

8:13 "And Arthur's like:" Commercial: *"Another cup of tea, my dear?"*