Imagine getting mildly roasted by that alien and then just stand there for days comprehending just how deep that violation went 💀

@pyktukasplays4945

Жыл бұрын

You would become a philosopher during the process

@randomguy_justpassinthroug7885

Жыл бұрын

lol

@justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804

Жыл бұрын

I mean, would you bother roast a chimp?

@mosquito001

Жыл бұрын

@@justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804 Yes I would if it could understand my language, which is most probably the case here

@jl-fy3zj

Жыл бұрын

Something said, something said...

They'd probably have better memes than us.

@nomenclator4339

Жыл бұрын

yeah boiiiii

@molrat

Жыл бұрын

pretty sure if there is intelligent life out there they probably all have better memes than us 💀

@chifyjay

Жыл бұрын

they might... but we can't comprehend it cuz it'll be too advanced for our sense of humor

@Jluyoungzone

11 ай бұрын

Nah, I think memes need to have a small element of stupidity to make them good. If they're too smart, they aren't funny.

@Jluyoungzone

11 ай бұрын

@puteqx Oh, of course. If I was an alien, I would have been smart enough to anticipate that

Alien: "Yo wassup bro" Human: brain aneurysm ensues

@Fourtune1

14 күн бұрын

“Be not afraid”

@user-qg2gy5lg4g

11 күн бұрын

A brain aneurysm is just a weak blood vessel that gets breached and starts bleeding out. It has nothing to do with intelligence or shock. It could happen to anyone at anyt tree owk

@ravenghost-mf5hr

4 күн бұрын

​@@Fourtune1 "Shii bro you homan smoller than I thought " -If alien use slang

Allien and chimps be like: Look at poor humans they have to pay taxes😂

@MUNKIIBOY22

21 күн бұрын

WHAT #EVOLUTION ?😢😢😢

@Verifles

20 күн бұрын

lowkey starting to wish I was a monke rn

@Lucas-gm3bv

10 күн бұрын

Yeah but look at rich humans, they don’t.

I’m convinced there is a 5% difference within our own species after working in retail for a few years 😢

@woopboop2580

Жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOO

@timacrow

Жыл бұрын

Oh Hell, yeah! That's why I haven't worked retail in the last 32 years. Got tired of the encounters. Twice I had to "display" a gun to customers. 😨

@blue7lvn245

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

@MOETtelevision

Жыл бұрын

Try working guest services for a hotel casino. I would say 10% lol

@matpa8133

Жыл бұрын

I've been working in "customer service" type roles for 17 years. The only incorrect thing you said was 5%. It's at least a 15% difference.

Humans: Emotional Damage! Aliens: Multidimensional Damage!

@tushar_sjv

7 ай бұрын

😂

@GnA_000

7 ай бұрын

Yes😂

@kcdev3483

7 ай бұрын

Proceed to destroy the whole planet while laughing the ass iff😂

@acelugan

7 ай бұрын

stop worrying abt aliens , ai exists

@sparkymist

7 ай бұрын

😂😂

Buddy... I didn't sign up for an existential crisis today

Their simplest expression of an idea will transcend our smartest capacity to comprehend

for context neil was asked whats his favorite toothpaste

@thatguy2521

6 ай бұрын

This is a Wendy’s sir

@that1guysal3

5 ай бұрын

Neil A backwards is A lien

@foxoftheflames3101

5 ай бұрын

I love misinformation

@bakruptfern329

5 ай бұрын

​@@foxoftheflames3101*information

@karalmom5669

5 ай бұрын

@@foxoftheflames3101im pretty sure this is a common meme for Joe Rogan’s podcasts and Neil’s speeches

If such an alien exist. It would be unbeatable in a roasting competition.

@bloodydiablo666

Жыл бұрын

Nah, mfs always have something to say 🤣

@thunderzagario7215

Жыл бұрын

THATS your conclusion? XD

@banditdoggo

Жыл бұрын

Nah packgod will destroy aliens

@ianyator

Жыл бұрын

​@@thunderzagario7215 Well he is proving the videos point right !!..

@hw6271

Жыл бұрын

You'd think, but what good is a roast if the subject cant even comprehend they're being clowned?

Homie got locked in on sci-fi and never came back

Honestly one magic mushroom trip showed me this very thought. I’m not kidding

To be fair less than 1% of humans are capable of those achievements we love to show as a sign of our superiority.

@themonsterbaby

Жыл бұрын

That's not the point. No human is capable of those things individually. The human SPECIES has achieved those things. By developing language and a way to exchange, pass down, and build on shared ideas. No human that was abandoned as a child and left alone in the woods would develop any of those things (assuming they wouldn't just die from starvation or whatever).

@nickkerr5714

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but even the simplest ideas are incomprehensible to chimps

@crispycrusader1

Жыл бұрын

Lol that's true, most people arent capable of some basic skills others take for granted as well

@rajsinghania1090

Жыл бұрын

Yeh humans really enjoy the idea of being special

@waskowcreationsart9639

Жыл бұрын

@@rajsinghania1090so much that a group of privileged handful will make arguments out of nothing to feel special😂

Aliens: Look at those hairy freaks using combustion engines

@MrLawalker

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@LokimonWasHere

5 ай бұрын

I love my combustion engine (｡ŏ_ŏ)

@Man-tk2dc

5 ай бұрын

You can call me a hairy freak but I won’t tolerate ANY disrespect to my combustion engines.

@Umadoveracommentg

5 ай бұрын

@@Man-tk2dcwhat are you gonna do about it? Use a micro combustion-chamber to fire semi-pointy things made of soft metal on beings who’s ancestors found a way to be immune to?

@testosterus8935

5 ай бұрын

​@@UmadoveracommentgLmao his gas operated guns aren't afraid of your "rail guns" or "plasma rays"

Imagine the memes they would have

I get NDT's proposition but it can also be entirely possible that after a certain point in that vector, the differences are minute but significant, like how the few seconds of difference between college varsity sprinters and Olympic-level ones

I gotta say that the Alien depicted in this reel, looks do interesting, the artists put in a lot of thought

@starbird14

Жыл бұрын

It looks like it has 5 nostrils

@Anothermachinary

Жыл бұрын

It’s kinda smart how the alien wouldn’t need a mouth

@nickrog6759

Жыл бұрын

​@@starbird14Transdimensional blood hound .

@GlorifiedGremlin

Жыл бұрын

I had to do this interesting project in college bio where we had to create a species of lifeforms who are NOT carbon based. We could use any other element, so long as it actually works scientifically, and you can explain exactly how they evolved and how their body functions. it was really neat, I did mine on silicon-based life forms. I considered drawing what I thought they'd look like, but I was just too busy

@lestagez

Жыл бұрын

where the eyes are the same as the mouth and nose, biologically ignorant , so nah can’t agree

"You're only a genius on Earth, pal." - Rocket

@greasycheese8095

3 ай бұрын

Stark is smarter than rocket though so

@389OpiE

3 ай бұрын

Stark and Rocket aren't real

@newscoulomb3705

3 ай бұрын

@@greasycheese8095 But Stark isn't smarter than the High Evolutionary.... 🤔 🦝

@greasycheese8095

3 ай бұрын

@@newscoulomb3705 stark invented time travel lol. All the high evolutionary did was make cyborgs. Stark did that already

@greasycheese8095

3 ай бұрын

@@389OpiE 😲 oh my God!! I'll call up the Washington post!!!! We got a new headline right here!!! Plonker.

Yo this is the breakdowns I miss bro, unbiased with legit critiques

@-Nue-

Ай бұрын

Yeah but someone in his position really shouldn't be spouting off on nonsense they know nothing about. Onions have a genome 5x larger than humans, an over 80% difference. But just exactly what I'd expect of someone from those Ivy League Schools that only gets in because of ties to the Elite so they can become another droning Npc Celebrity to spread their propaganda and lies. I'm so sick and tired of this Idiocracy. It's got what plants crave! :D (And no the Earth isn't flat, I'm not a complete lunatic lmao!)

@northseaempireenjoyer6388

Ай бұрын

Neil knows jack shit about biology, he didn’t make any “legit critics” in this video

Alien: I just asked you for how you human cook a egg.

Their babies make time machines on their kindergarten school assignment...

@BigBodyBiggolo

Жыл бұрын

I mean he starts off with a theoretical half a percentage more intelligence and weve basically destroyed the entire planet in less then 10.000 years. Bring that up to 5% intelligence and the kids would probably down their entire planet in less then month

@Swaggmire215

Жыл бұрын

The infants use black holes like toddlers here use wooden blocks

@legoguru3000

Жыл бұрын

Or Children don't exist

@nobleman9393

Жыл бұрын

But only one of them does the work, while the rest pretends that they are doing something.

@blakerupp1444

Жыл бұрын

If they would need education. Brain chips could potentially give people all the information they need without the need of an education.

"Sir, I simply just asked if you'd like a drink"

@EhtesamUddinPrince

5 ай бұрын

352 likes and no replies? Lemme fi- You know what? Screw that shitty phrase. This comment is actually pretty funny.

@antillity

5 ай бұрын

@@EhtesamUddinPrinceyea

@RiggxhG

5 ай бұрын

Damn right it is

@Ketsu626

5 ай бұрын

@@EhtesamUddinPrince Thank god

@zilindogomes1767

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

Now, imagine if your grandma had balls. Now she would be your grandpa.

@ChiefUmejesi

11 сағат бұрын

Putin moment

Alien rappers gon be crazy 😂

@ovrmya

9 күн бұрын

i never thought about aliens listening to music too 😭

imagine how deep their dark memes would be

@williamchaiwangwangsa9665

8 ай бұрын

😂wth

@AgungSastra-hh2rq

7 ай бұрын

In ji huesember, a satellite crashed into a twin planet.

@borgar226

7 ай бұрын

​@@AgungSastra-hh2rqspace 9/11 💀

@lunar7243

7 ай бұрын

​@@AgungSastra-hh2rq💀💀

@CoolNoQuestionMark

7 ай бұрын

​@@AgungSastra-hh2rq Greeksnop moment

Alien expection : smart humanoid with laser gun Alien : worm

@clindseth

7 ай бұрын

Exactly right. We really have no way of knowing either how far an intelligent species can advance, or how long that advancement takes. However, we do have an idea of the vast time frame preceding our industrial revolution.

@omeryy3507

7 ай бұрын

mushroom 💀

@Ptah1130

7 ай бұрын

Jim, is that you?

@m.j.v.4463

7 ай бұрын

Alien in reality: *doesn't exist*

@JBoxy7

7 ай бұрын

​@@m.j.v.4463its mathematically impossible for aliens NOT to exist. They're probably just too far away for any sign of them to reach us.

The aliens would all have a more efficient way of scrolling through shorts and trolling…

Alien: Dude, the other day I was at the zoo and this human started trying to communicate with me. It was so cute but they told us not to feed them.

@FireStrikerShadow

5 ай бұрын

😂

@Aurum-Aquarist

5 ай бұрын

Daz crazzzy

@Aurum-Aquarist

5 ай бұрын

@@KundaliniSnake131 lol

@benmiche2027

5 ай бұрын

thats sad

@dantemuir

5 ай бұрын

Earth = The Zoo

They might be smarter, but I think they would still scratch their heads if they would have an argument with flat earthers

@TuddieLewis-qx4wn

6 ай бұрын

Literally the exact opposite

@Ubu987

6 ай бұрын

You assume that they have heads

@awol_13

6 ай бұрын

​@@Ubu987so no head?

@Ubu987

6 ай бұрын

@@awol_13 Or all head.

@THEBEARDEDTOOLGUY

6 ай бұрын

If they MET JOE BRANDON they would be SCRATCHING there HEADS ?

Imagine Alien 5% smarter than us ... Well, are we smart enough to imagine it?

Blindsight is a good book. Basically intelligence doesn’t need ego. “I” is a detriment, slows down thinking.

gigachad alien explaining calculus to a human with 5 words

@Root1729

Жыл бұрын

So underrated comment

@toggerz7487

Жыл бұрын

The rate that rates change.

@VOTE_REFORM_UK

Жыл бұрын

@@toggerz7487 I knew aliens were among us already

@WaveOfDestiny

Жыл бұрын

Tiny triangles sum really small?

@kookou13

Жыл бұрын

Calculus? More like explaining the equation to manipulating a black hole to terriform a galaxy

Neil’s the type of guy to tell an Alien why he’s wrong to study us

@raphael6497

Жыл бұрын

And many times interrupts the alien trying to communicate.

@jomellesamuel7053

Жыл бұрын

Lol. But this is deeeeeeeep!!!

@IndigoSignature47

Жыл бұрын

Neil should be the first civilian who's allowed to make Extraterrestrial Contact

@akkoismydaughter3573

Жыл бұрын

​@@IndigoSignature47 I think they already understand him, no language barrier

@IndigoSignature47

Жыл бұрын

@@akkoismydaughter3573 what do you mean?

Neil really loves the sound of his own voice

That last floating cyborg squid thing is what all humans will be in 10,000 years.

"Sir, this is a Wendy's. Can I just please take your order?"

@limlian6949

7 ай бұрын

What about a cross😂😂😂

@clivedarvhinmontelora9437

6 ай бұрын

"Sir, I just sat down"

@bobbybobstar1496

6 ай бұрын

"sir" it's 2023 try and be original pickmisha ,people stoped begging for likes with this boring ass comment age's ago.

@rab46290

6 ай бұрын

"Cmon sir, just enjoy the movie."

@wastedtalent666

6 ай бұрын

Sir I'm just the mailman

Alien: "Awww look they're trying to make sustainable energy sources from nuclear fission. So cute!" 5.9k likes and the arguments in the comments are priceless 💀

@davidhart2875

4 ай бұрын

U weren't killed in a hedron kilieder, though

@davidhart2875

4 ай бұрын

Transportation to pallel world were no won rember vhs taps

@davidhart2875

4 ай бұрын

Not joking there no won using wird cotton amore

@user-bx9ri2qv3y

4 ай бұрын

@@davidhart2875what are you saying bro

@GEROKII

4 ай бұрын

He said he likes to watch pornos on vhs​@@user-bx9ri2qv3y

But do they own an air fryer?

"Imagine a really smart creature. It would be really smart." Truly this man is one of the greatest thinkers of our time.

Imagine aliens making contact to us by sending us a meme that takes us 250 years to decipher.

@Will88889

3 ай бұрын

Damn

@slickandslaycious6579

3 ай бұрын

False! They’d be smart enough to make sure we understood immediately… since sending a meme insinuates they want us to understand lol Unless it’s just something they send to boggle our minds hahaha

@samsmusichub

3 ай бұрын

@@slickandslaycious6579 Yeah I was thinking the 2nd one, like it was a challenge we had to overcome to prove ourselves or something.

@slickandslaycious6579

3 ай бұрын

@@samsmusichub mmm... Good take, and taking it one step further... What if the only way to figure it out meant that during the process of engaging with it we actually learn a few things along the way to help us be less vile to ourselves and the world! 💡

@samsmusichub

3 ай бұрын

@@slickandslaycious6579 That would be nice!

Aliens better stay in hiding. Rule34 artists will not show mercy.

@xenos975

6 ай бұрын

100% agree

@TheMrMediacow

6 ай бұрын

But then imagine what their artists will do to us

@VSTHEWORLDORDIE

6 ай бұрын

@@TheMrMediacowwoah…

@thisguy6956

6 ай бұрын

​@@VSTHEWORLDORDIEimagine The Hubs new categories!!! Alien Hub free and public

@jazzredd

6 ай бұрын

​@@TheMrMediacowno. I refuse to traumatize myself like that.

Their entire educational system syllabus from baby to adult will just be a letter or a symbol.

If aliens are 5% smarter, then they see us as we see panda bears.

Imagine the alien putting us in zoos just because they think we are dumb

@PotentialThall

4 ай бұрын

Animals in zoos dont even understand the concept of what they are in. We could litetally be in that shi right now 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

@FlockofSmeagles

4 ай бұрын

Who's to say that isn't what is currently happening? We'll never know.

@connormcleod9895

4 ай бұрын

And our environment in that Zoo would be a mansion, a large field, a car of our own, best and finest dishes because that's what we like most. Like monkeys with a tire attached to a rope and bananas. Hell yeah I would live in that Zoo forever. Can you imagine? A whole cathedral for ourselves just to contemplate the architectural design! Hell yeah I would live in that Zoo forever.

@vinlondon8904

4 ай бұрын

Maybe planet earth is a zoo. :)

@Fiction_edits

4 ай бұрын

Imagine that Zoo name is Earth

The worst case scenario for first contact would be meeting a species that treats “lesser” species like humans do.

@molybdaen11

Жыл бұрын

Or they do not recognize us at all because we are primitive animals in they sensory organs.

@DasHeino2010

Жыл бұрын

Would opt for a good dog live! Maybe i even get dental insurance! ^^

@battlebrother2390

Жыл бұрын

@@DasHeino2010 But first they would need to domesticate humans before they hold them like pets. I mean humans also don't hold wild dogs/ wolves as pets. :)

@DasHeino2010

Жыл бұрын

@@battlebrother2390 Because we are sentient it should not be that much of a problem, we can adjust. The bigger problem would be to create a save environment for us in space. Also our livespan may fall short in comparison. (to cross distances)

@battlebrother2390

Жыл бұрын

@@DasHeino2010 you might be right here. However every wild creature wants 2 things: to survive and to be free. I guess the „to be free“-part will be much of a problem. If you’re happy being a pet, maybe your children or most probably their children won’t be. Therefore aliens will need to domesticate us. I mean at the end you won’t leave a wild chimpanzee at home with your children, right

The concept of a hospital will be obsolete for them.

Aliens ❎ T5C Humans ✅

Aliens 5% Smarter Than Us Watching Earth: my god… they clean their butts with little sheets of dried wood pulp

@Pawe-se3mu

Ай бұрын

They are using a water somewhere

@Vashter007

Ай бұрын

More like, “My God, they still excrete waste!”

@cavemanlovesmoke4394

Ай бұрын

​@@Vashter007 I always felt like we should be able to eat like the plants from the sun and also able to eat food as well to gather and maintain energy . Chilling out in the sun 🌞😎 getting full and feeling great efficiency at its best

@Ceeceelea

Ай бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣

@skysetblue9578

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

Somewhere Mark Zuckerberg is profusely sweating.

@angrywaffle2860

6 ай бұрын

Robots don't sweat

@Ubu987

6 ай бұрын

Somewhere? You mean on Zuckerberg's homeworld of Xzlaxxon III in the 53rd dimension?

@penskepc2374

6 ай бұрын

He'll sweat when it gets to like 90%. They can't even join his chess club yet 😂

@Solznmid

6 ай бұрын

@@angrywaffle2860he’s a lizard man actually

@Justin-qd4tm

6 ай бұрын

Neither do lizard sweats

Someone already brought this up but imagining a man getting roasted by that alien then sitting there catatonic until they starve to death is sending me

To mirror other comments, I'm pretty sure that human intelligence varies by more than 5%, however the thought experiment is still interesting.

for context he was asked whether he has any pets

@Louie23LA

7 ай бұрын

😂

@ACHITAMAGAMING

7 ай бұрын

I truly believed you 😅

@ACHITAMAGAMING

7 ай бұрын

@@Louie23LAare u alien too??😅

@Drety6

7 ай бұрын

Lolololol

@grayfaced2628

7 ай бұрын

Guy : Do you have any pets? Let me tell you something..

I just hope the aliens are 5-10% hotter than us

@RedOnCod

6 ай бұрын

Fr fr hotter then ur average porn star 😂

@Gh0sting330

6 ай бұрын

Don't wanna be getting probed by no Voldemort or smeagle looking mf😂

@Georgia-Vic

6 ай бұрын

Go to planet Mercury and find out!

@tilasole3252

6 ай бұрын

Betazeds with quadruple sexual drive... 😮 🤩😜

@prabhu19

6 ай бұрын

Would just feel like some one with fever

What humans achieved is not solely associated with human intelligence, it depends more on Human experience. 7000 years of civilization and discoveries and inventions are what got us to this point. While when a human is born if they are isolated from civilization they wouldn't be much different from chimps...

It's been going on for housands of years like a sunny day to the present in full form

Alien just roasted the extra nucleotide in my right forearm’s DNA strand.

@shubhnamdeo2865

4 ай бұрын

Don't upset my histone proteins, they'll rebel

@lostyetalive

4 ай бұрын

​@shubhnamdeo2865 no way they'll rebel...they r happily married with a family of 8

@byhary2638

3 ай бұрын

They aren't dumb

@bigruster2253

3 ай бұрын

Hah bunch of nerds (this is hilarious)

@computechcommerciali.t3265

3 ай бұрын

My people 🧬

The aliens are our big brother giving us the unplugged controller to play the game and we just stupidly watch

@spanielDm

Жыл бұрын

Deep man

@himynameis3664

Жыл бұрын

Nah the controllers plugged in. It's just that all the buttons are disabled bar the one that lets us let nukes fly when he gets tired of playing and just wants a game over

@jerome8601

Жыл бұрын

Lucifer’s Entourage

@wallyfox13

Жыл бұрын

I’d say our remote is plugged in, but we’re too stupid to know how to operate it

@ceesno9955

Жыл бұрын

😂

The human yappin at the chimp in the beginning took me out😂😂😂

We'd probably be charging their batteries in a teenyverse

If a super intelligent alien is watching us, I can only assume, they view us with mild interest coupled with disgust.

@good8619

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure if there was a super intelligent alien race out there, they'd be smart enough to leave us alone, knowing people would go autismo apeshit mode if they just showed up. And also smart enough to understand that we weren't around for that much time and that we're still evolving.

@thegnome9529

Жыл бұрын

@@good8619 unless they wanna enslave us or make is into like ”zoo” animals. Which theu could easily do if they were more intelligent and had a way to make weapons

@m3vm3

Жыл бұрын

Sure…

@CristianmirabalWuno

Жыл бұрын

Disgust?, are you implaying they share our feelings and concepts of emotion? If that's true then they might not be that smart or they are smart enough to relate to concepts that are used on other civilizations which is highly undoubtful

@jeremyinvictus

Жыл бұрын

And you think that based on literally nothing. The only cultural values you have (the ones that would inform your ideas about "disgust") come from humanity. There's no reason to think any human behavior (no matter how depraved) would be looked upon with disgust by an alien species. What you're doing is called anthropomorphizing.

Human idea: shark truck Alien idea: ⏁⟒⋏⏁⟟☊⌰⟒ ⌇⍜⎍⌿

@A_Good_Boy.

6 ай бұрын

Underrated comment

@radupislaru8337

6 ай бұрын

FEAR THE #CRABCAT!

@a_normal_youtube_user

6 ай бұрын

​@@vermeeren1373U dont know nothing 😂, infinite races, some way smarter than us and some way way lower smarter than us.

@medooazmi

6 ай бұрын

ᶕløɣ, ŵįij ᶙıĝn ᶙłımmɜя, ɖäŋ hɜŋ wɜtɜ̈n ᶙıĝ dæt ŵįij ɜя ᶙıĝn, zɜ kųnnɜn dı̈ngɜn dıɜ

@user-qg4sf4ei7j

6 ай бұрын

​@@vermeeren1373quit yapping

We also share about half of our DNA with bananas don’t we? That isn’t to say that we have double the intelligence of a banana. I don’t think the equivalence between similar dna and intelligence can be compared like that.

Aliens: why are these freaks using cars while we can teleport 💀

@jacobortega4

5 ай бұрын

Also aliens: this man just insulted our intelligence by thinking we have to ask ourselves, why humans are using cars to travel. Maybe it’s because humans aren’t capable of teleportation durrrrrrr

@koimeme

5 ай бұрын

such a question would be asked by aliens that got a head start compared to us and not aliens that are smarter than us.

@JuDo-013

5 ай бұрын

If an alien wouldn't be able to comprehend why we're using cars, it doesn't make them smarter than us.

@islixxn

5 ай бұрын

0 logic@@koimeme

@islixxn

5 ай бұрын

coping@@JuDo-013

Alien: "Please pass the salt" Human (Mind literally explodes)

@chillipepperoni

Ай бұрын

I'll translate it for you "Please pass the salt" means:

@chillipepperoni

Ай бұрын

@@Ceeceelea Exactly!

@pubgbankclan

Ай бұрын

😅😂🤣🤯

That aliens been mewing

At this point starfish use their brain more than humans tbh

We don't have to imagine it. There's enough variation in intelligence within our own species.

@marvel1101

Ай бұрын

Wrong think bigger 🤦🤦

@hatathgamingvideos872

Ай бұрын

​@@marvel1101he acutally is

@agnidas5816

Ай бұрын

yep and NDT is way out of the loop as usual lol. well he is on the lower intelligence half so he doesn't even realize how dumb he is ...

@diemullmilch6009

Ай бұрын

​@@hatathgamingvideos872 no he aint

@onedayiwillbegone2366

Ай бұрын

Yeah, already have geniuses eating tidepods, jumping out of cars to shake their ass, using toy guns and coconuts to do divination.

well, we are 75% genetically similar to chickens and 60% genetically similar to BANANAS. so %5 or %10 is not actually a small difference, it is incredibly huge

@deraxelturrelkeign

Жыл бұрын

And 2 things would need to be considered a what you mentioned. So It would at least be better to take a comparison from, at a minimal, the base dna set for animals and exclude it. And probably better to take it for animals with brains (literal brains not figurative). Then make comparisons as such. The second thing to consider is even if we encountered a life form with identical intelligence that is foreign to the planet the difference in dna if it even has dna would probably be titanic if not 100% different.

@egemenartuk

Жыл бұрын

@@deraxelturrelkeign yes, most life forms (if not all) in earth are carbon based so a foreign life form could use another element. This will lead a drastic difference in DNA

@gudrunhartfaust9378

Жыл бұрын

its is impossible to have any idea what these kind of percentages mean, when you havnt got years of professional understanding of the topic, so dont even try to extrapolate anything from a healine like x has y % dna same as z. this means nothing, when you dont understand gentics on a high level

@egemenartuk

Жыл бұрын

@@gudrunhartfaust9378 I didn't said this percentages means something. I am just saying that %5 or %10 difference in DNA may be sound small but it is huge

@DameionDismuke

Жыл бұрын

dont forget how close we are to rats and pigs

Just wanna say that the Alien in the thumbnail is a smash

What vector is the intelligence measured by? Half a percent is small, and minimizing the Hubble telescope to getting termites is crazy

That alien's face better calm down.

@AsAWhiteManMarriedToALatina

6 ай бұрын

A truly intelligent and advanced alien species would have sex by touching antennas or fingers together

@trevonmarks7319

6 ай бұрын

Ayo?

@Alex_The_Barbearian

6 ай бұрын

I am confusion

@jacks1bonnielass

5 ай бұрын

🤣 made me spit out my spaghetti because I read this in Norm MacDonald’s voice for some reason lmao

@JamminJam98

5 ай бұрын

E.Tussy

Let’s just hope that if they’re that much more intelligent than us, they aren’t that much more arrogant because of it. Hopefully that 5% implies a deeper capacity for empathy and mercy upon us 😂😅

@itstaylor2137

Жыл бұрын

unfortunately that empathy could lead to our destruction, they could see us as a disease and killing us would be good for the universe

@guenotjean6872

Жыл бұрын

imagine that, by mercy we put animal on zoo for their own good (panda) imagine they saw us like that , that would mean they have empathy for us but to us look like emprisonment ...

@futureshocked

Жыл бұрын

@@itstaylor2137 Yeah but also what if that didn't happen?

@walterwhite5764

Жыл бұрын

​@@itstaylor2137 if there much more advanced and powerful then us how could we be a seen as a threat to the universe litteraly makes 0 sense

@JamesW609

Жыл бұрын

​@@itstaylor2137 Mozt likely they'd see us as we see monkeys we would never be a threat

There have always been popular gateway bands. Just because the gateway bands don’t sound the same as before doesn’t mean the core has changed at all

I bet the memes they have are straight GAS bro.

"They pay to drink water" - The alian, maybe.

@prohibitions1571

11 ай бұрын

Ik ur trying to make a meme, but we’re not paying for water, we’re paying for the labor behind gathering, filtering, purifying, bottling and distributing water for ease of access and safe consumption.

@F4YWOW

11 ай бұрын

On average they would literally advance from going to work and watching TV to having hobbies. And those that have hobbies would advance to being good in it, and those on top would be just happier than they are 🤣

@M45WN525

11 ай бұрын

In some states it’s illegal to collect your own rain water. It’s fucked up

@cookwithabrokeboy

11 ай бұрын

This dude can’t spell 🤡

@lalit8895

11 ай бұрын

@puteqx members apparently get butthurt easily although they claim to be Jokesters of the year.

And Neil would still try to explain to the aliens why they're wrong

@franciscolima1762

Жыл бұрын

Why not?

@SirDankleberry

Жыл бұрын

Well how else would he be able to hear his own voice?

@wrOngplan3t

Жыл бұрын

Lol!

@mikegarcia8412

Жыл бұрын

Well aliens if they feel incline to help might pick the smartest and remake those into superior beings likely Neil included.

@mr_sm1ley910

Жыл бұрын

​@mike garcia Niel isn't that big brain, I mean just to mention a few things. His ego is pretty big (and his knowledge not so) , he's smart but ignorant. I mean that's what the comment is talking about. The fact he believes he's always right no matter what. Niel isn't the best we have to offer.

I remember coming up with an idea for an alien invasion story told from the perspective of the aliens, and they regarded humans as little more than animals Yes they build complex structures, use simple tools, form organized societies, etc. …but so do *countless* animal species on Earth and no matter how intelligent they are we refuse to entertain the idea that they might in any way be equal to us So an advanced alien race, with a completely different biology and mindset, probably wouldn’t recognize as intelligent and view us with the same regard we have for ants: some might acknowledge our dominance over the world, but the majority view us as lowly and insignificant, leveling our cities as though they were stepping on anthills

Aliens would definitely be way smarter than us with a margin of more than 5% if they can create space ships that travels at the speed of sound if not light💀cause everytime UFOs are caught they always dash away with an incredible speed and they are definitely multidimensional traveling creatures.

“Sir this is a Wendy’s and your holding up the line”

@Sazid-Shahriyar-Roop

5 ай бұрын

Haha very funny.

@leftadrift3920

5 ай бұрын

lol I could see this in a movie!

@BamassacreGaming

5 ай бұрын

you’re*

@brokenheartedfuckup

5 ай бұрын

I work at Wendy’s lol

Neil “Smoking all” deGrasse Tyson

@GB3770

Ай бұрын

V good 😂😂😂

@GodsProdiGy

Ай бұрын

😆

@user-jn7bq8wh1e

Ай бұрын

Neil "ur ass is grass" deGrasse Tyson

@auntiesemite9295

Ай бұрын

Chimps are smarter than tyson because they aren't z10 nist Islaamophobes.

@shelfcloud487

Ай бұрын

No doubt!🤣🤣🤣 I can’t stand him.

Well HP Lovecraft did say that space is a horror of unimaginable comprehension

Alien: Ayy lmao 👽 Us: Implodes

He conflated genetic similarity percentages into intelligence discrepancy percentages.

@Its_charley

7 ай бұрын

DUDE FR like hes explaining it so stupid, it doesn't make sense, there's so many humans that are way more than 5% smarter than others.

@EdwardVarner

7 ай бұрын

@@Its_charley good point

@jimmyk2646

7 ай бұрын

Well I assume he meant 5% smarter than the smartest human. There is a biological limit to our intelligence, our brains are only so advanced. Lets say As much as I love to bag on this guy I think you are misinterpreting what he meant.@@Its_charley

@purpledevilr7463

7 ай бұрын

He needs to stay in his lane. Astrophysics.

@amark350

7 ай бұрын

It’s amazing what one small component can do to a super computer… it may only represent .001% of the machine, but it makes all the difference.

So far no alien I've met has shown me any concept I couldn't comprehend.

@user-px5yz2hj1j

4 ай бұрын

I escaped area 51

@MeteoricStoneofShatteredSouls

4 ай бұрын

I flew over Area 51 the day I landed

@onlysongs1607

4 ай бұрын

@@MeteoricStoneofShatteredSouls, pretty sure there are a lot of human-thought concepts you can’t comprehend

@user-px5yz2hj1j

4 ай бұрын

@@MeteoricStoneofShatteredSouls Well I got shot down my missiles, and its really not my fault my shield on my ship wasn't working.

@Theleaderoftheninja

4 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Im fairly certain they would find us just as fascinating as we would them. Humans that are grounded and yearn for understanding tend to appreciate seemingly simple yet truely complex creatures. Ants and bees are insanely complex. But only if you look at them.

All I wanted to know was today’s weather. Damn Neil.

I'm surprised Neil didn't interrupt himself during this video. Edit: I'm loving the comments. I used to listen to start talk, I love listening to those topics, and Chuck Nice is a good comedic relief... however, Niel is condescending and cuts everyone off once he has a thought while someone is speaking. Not because of Joe Rogan I made this comment. Ya'll can chill, it's my opinion

@bryanbeck2085

Жыл бұрын

He did tho asking and answered his own question

@sunofpeter2

Жыл бұрын

Then he does just nerd no-social skil rage when he does not agree with himself

@zairmorningstarmusic

Жыл бұрын

lmfaooooooooo

@orbitaljellyfish808

Жыл бұрын

Lmaooooo U win with that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@PAIP_Studio

Жыл бұрын

A banana has 50% identical DNA with a human. A human and a human cancer tumor have 99.99999% identical DNA. Similarity does not constitute significance. And the significant information here is that Neil is clueless and he says only things that sound cool without thinking.

0.4% difference in DNA doesn't mean we are 0.4% smarter

@TimothyWhiteheadzm

Ай бұрын

Correct. The DNA responsible for our intelligence is actually a tiny number of changes relative to all the differences between us. How much smarter we are is not proportional to the changes, but rather related to what the actual changes did.

@ProfUPS

Ай бұрын

right, but this is neil degrasse tyson.

@Spengleman2

Ай бұрын

Just some more nonsense from NDT

@koziolek4178

Ай бұрын

Sure, but it doesnt change anything in this issue

@pascalnguyen6322

Ай бұрын

That’s why he prefaced with “let’s say the percentage equals the gap” of course im paraphrasing but still

I wonder if they have an Alien P Diddy 😂

Maybe aliens will talk to us in baby voice 😂 like we talk to our dogs " Awwww Einstein so cute, come on gimme a kiss now "

@frankthetank8050

Ай бұрын

Top comment 😂😂👌🏾

@QuadHealer

Ай бұрын

LOL! Thank you for that laugh! Chances are that they are smarter, but that is good news as that makes it more likely that they are not here to hurt us, but have everything they need already and just want to say "Hi" to the cute little humans :-)

imagine a toddler alien casually solving all the millenium prize problem in mathematics like it's a natural thing to do

@dashondennis-watkins530

9 күн бұрын

The ole will hunting trick aye ?

I cant comprehend humans not figuring out anything they’d give up. The alien would have to be 4d for us not to grasp any of their concepts.

Mum look the 600iq aliens just dropped

No there are limits, there are things we can prove cannot be done no matter who's doing it.

Albert Einstein would be the dumbest in a class of unintelligent aliens.

@Dc-kk9bd

Жыл бұрын

No he wouldn't the average person's IQ is 100. 5% more is 105. Einsteins IQ was like 160. So if the average IQ of the alien was 105, a dumb alien would be much lower than 100

@meowcachow9846

Жыл бұрын

@@Dc-kk9bd Do you mean to tell me a chimp has an iq of 99.5?

@richiebricker

Жыл бұрын

He says "suppose" so none of this is true. You are much smarter than a chimp that might not recognize himself in a mirror

@-IGRIS-

Жыл бұрын

@@Dc-kk9bd that's not how it works lol going by ur logic a chimp would be smarter than many humans since by ur logic it's iq would be 99 nd there r many countries with average iq below 80

@Dc-kk9bd

Жыл бұрын

@@-IGRIS- no. I'm saying he's wrong. And a smart chimp is way smarter than a dumb human. Its not even close. Just watch them take tests and compete against scientists and crush them. If u and a chimp try to learn sign language at the same time, the chimp would learn much faster than you

People keep thinking Aliens would look hash, naked, and dirty. If a creature is much smarter than human, wouldn't it make sense that they would also look cleaner, healthier, and perhaps have on impressive fashion designs?? Maybe their intellect and appearance would seem to us as the literal definition of an angel even if they didnt have humanoid features?!

@nicolaichristensen4207

Жыл бұрын

the question would then be, is fashion smart seen from an intelliget point of view. Or is fashion only smart see from an extreme consumer and capital point of view.

@dantesparda6368

Жыл бұрын

Nope our cloths just got smaller and smaller and then just dissapeared.

@robertmusil1107

Жыл бұрын

Fashion is for dumb people so not really.

@dn8443

Жыл бұрын

​​@@nicolaichristensen4207 fashion is a mating thing so to speak, It also is about status too..I would assume anything vastly intelligent wouldn't need that because it's animalistic in a way. And they could possibly reproduce without a mate...so maybe they're "clothes" would be for different environments if they were sensitive to certain climates or atmospheres.

@Nishandh_Mayiladan

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, definitely, but this is about less intelligent human artists trying to follow the even lesser intelligent director"s vison right :P ?

They say we only use 10% of our brains..... Well i only use 10% of my heart Owen Wilson

Intelligence is not just language, and it's not just intelligence that sets homo sapiens apart. We also have the ability to sweat, which means we can recharge our stamina while simultaneously depleting it. We have a thumb that extends across the entirety of the palm, giving us very fine motor control, including precision throwing. Walking upright on two legs gives us a bigger brain. We also have one of the most acute forms of non avian eyesight in the entire animal kingdom. Add to that our ability to think in different times, abstract thought, communication and empathy levels we were destined to take over earth, assuming we didn't go extinct in the process.

Our DNA is that closely related, not our intelligence.

@arkd0n276

Жыл бұрын

yeah, I like the message of the video but him going on rambling about that 0.5% made me feel like he was the ape all along...

@MM-pv5tp

Жыл бұрын

DNA is correlated with intelligence. Focus before you write.

@Hanger087

Жыл бұрын

​@@MM-pv5tpNo its not. Not in every factor. Theres is a bird that is less related to us than a chimp and has sinilar if not greater intelligence to chimp. But as so, they are limited to their body and compisition.

@K162KingPin

Жыл бұрын

Neil doesn't understand that. If he did he wouldn't use the word "smarter"

@Hanger087

Жыл бұрын

@@K162KingPin I was just about to type this

If you were a dog and had to look at a human being, you'd see an advance civilization

@donrane

5 ай бұрын

Or or..the dog goes "how do you not smell that? "

@1MarkKeller

5 ай бұрын

We have humans living on the planet right now who are still in the Stone Age and can look at our civilization like that now. Knowing that fact, we could be living on this planet with humans who are as far beyond us as we are of those fellow humans still living in the Stone Age ... and we may be calling them aliens instead of brothers/cousins.

@EyeDiigdeep

5 ай бұрын

@@1MarkKeller That's also true.

@xSayPleasex

5 ай бұрын

@@1MarkKeller You think they live in Earth's core? My bet is on Earth's core.... lol

@jaidyn.m

5 ай бұрын

@@xSayPleasex😐