This really is the story of the Tortoise and the Hare in automobile format.

@halopro8958

6 жыл бұрын

Aquamobile*

@ipscraft434

5 жыл бұрын

HU LatexDollSuiter RubberPussy

@carlobayani

4 жыл бұрын

more like watermobile

@flyingfish5054

4 жыл бұрын

the hare trips over and hits a tree

@user-ix7hp5se8c

4 жыл бұрын

😎😎👌

(while sinking and with no motor) "Would you like tea or coffee?"

@oliverscruton6537

5 жыл бұрын

Coffee mate

@TraustiGeir

5 жыл бұрын

The classic calm Brit.

@zeonmarques

5 жыл бұрын

@@TraustiGeir that's us

@andrewrice4735

5 жыл бұрын

Coffee

@poopie870

5 жыл бұрын

Josh Conn yes that British people, we could be trapped in a burning building and still worry that you might miss X factor.

“i’d insisted on only 1 engine” Earlier “I WANT 2”

@Shakes-Off-Fear

4 жыл бұрын

That’s the joke...

@rayyan26

3 жыл бұрын

Shane Fell are you talking about yourself

@Wanderer628

3 жыл бұрын

I think it was more like the guy selling it only insisting on one lol.

@Muck006

3 жыл бұрын

Actually ... Jeremy's concept is the best one, BUT the insistence on "getting the biggest motor possible" is what makes it terrible. He could have gotten two motors with more power combined OR should have gone for the "water pump -> Jetski" propulsion system ... which would have made the concept MID-ENGINED. Now imagine replacing the car-engine with electric motors and the "generator" being behind the driver on the open area ... and then using the same generator to power electric pumps sucking in water and ejecting it again ... and possibly some "retractable" hydrofoils/fins at the front ... and you have a decent concept for such a car.

"Is that your car?" "Yes?" "It's the wrong way up..." "Dont' give me technicalities" The much loved Clarkson vs May event banter, and possibly one of their best and funniest unscripted segments. Thankyou Top Gear.

@AymanB

10 жыл бұрын

Thought so, a rev counter! You decadent capitalist pig. Yeah ... Ownership of a rev coutner is THEFT! To quote another funny exchange :D

@STAG162

10 жыл бұрын

From the "did the Russian's ever make a good car" segment. Another classic.

@hansok1000

7 жыл бұрын

Amfibiebil

@jensonchin380

5 жыл бұрын

STAG162

@dco5055

5 жыл бұрын

Unscripted? look at the rope in front of his van at 2:59 pulling it as he plays it off his motor is starting to move him.

Clarkson's car/boat would have won it easily, if it was driven by somebody other than Clarkson himself..

@niekh1407

10 жыл бұрын

You mean the Toyboata? :3

@cmeGordy

10 жыл бұрын

it would have worked if he had of had a smaller motor

@EshBBX

10 жыл бұрын

CME Gordy no.. it was working perfectly until he kept full throttle while the boat/car was leaning forward nose-in-water, he should've throttled down one second and everything would be fine.

@cmeGordy

10 жыл бұрын

if he had of had a smaller motor he would not have had as much weight in the back which would have raised his level in the water keeping the water out during his turn and yes your thoughts on this matter are also correct

@halopro8958

6 жыл бұрын

Well as Hammond pointed out, it had only one major problem...

RISE TOYBOTA!!

@bluebirel2823

5 жыл бұрын

Toybota is love Toybota is life

@Pulsarnix

4 жыл бұрын

It's coming over the side!

@SuperGamewarrior101

4 жыл бұрын

Relax!

@Johnny-tn2ux

3 жыл бұрын

Toyota has to make a toybota now

@RNKel1

3 жыл бұрын

Toyboata

6:06 I love Jeremy's moment of realization as the truck starts to tip "Richard..." " *RICHARD* "

@lyonvensa

11 ай бұрын

The way the music stops makes it even funnier lol

"Sailing is really boring" A few years later... ANNOUNCING A NEW SERIES SEAMEN!!

@alansmithee419

4 жыл бұрын

It was just that special wasn't it? Not the whole series

@goranslunjski6982

4 жыл бұрын

In 'Seamen' they are not sailing,they are boating

@SomeRandomGuy-us1yb

4 жыл бұрын

@@goranslunjski6982 Boating hard, may I add

@putikeswarasudarsono

4 жыл бұрын

Your not sailing without sail

@lyonvensa

3 жыл бұрын

Knowing James, he'll choose boring over sinking. To be fair he's the only one who stayed dry in this challenge

Hammond's laugh while they're going down always gets me. That and May's final comment on sailing. Just golden. 👌🏼

Captain slow sure made a name for himself there

@14oliverhedgehog74

3 жыл бұрын

So true

@joakimberg7897

3 жыл бұрын

Slow and steady wins the race

0:10 Allies launch invasion of Normandy, 1944, colorized.

@brucehadley69

3 жыл бұрын

What song is that?

@bryanwong1484

3 жыл бұрын

@@brucehadley69 Land of hope and glory

(Clarkson & Hammond contemplating the overturned Toyota Hilux at 6:55) Hammond: "Well, it was a good idea! It had only one major flaw..." (Hammond points at Clarkson) Clarkson: "What?!" Priceless!

I love how their vehicles are always so indicative of their onscreen personalities

As Clarkson’s Toybota swerved and started to sink, you can hear the cameraman muffling his own laugh

@johnsmith-nc1dk

Жыл бұрын

Do you have a Timestamp? I can't figure out when

@anthtan

15 күн бұрын

I can’t hear it over Hammond’s cackling.

Used van for sale. Slight water damage.

@thegameshowgeek

4 жыл бұрын

David Bergara González I’ll give ya 50 for the spares.

@adamchmielewski6162

3 жыл бұрын

Craigslist like

@HappyBeezerStudios

2 жыл бұрын

"recently washed"

@loganshaw9198

2 жыл бұрын

Do you think the same happened to the truck after getting it the right side up?

@Ammor609

2 жыл бұрын

I would buy it

3:36 that little squeal from Hammond 😂

What to do in a sinking ship ask the person next to u "coffee or tea?"

@BubblesTheBard

8 жыл бұрын

+M Zilla Tea.

@inconspicuous_ox

8 жыл бұрын

Tea.

@timothyw98

5 жыл бұрын

Have you got any biscuits to, jammy dodgers be nice.

@Dogtron55

4 жыл бұрын

Coffee

@HappyBeezerStudios

2 жыл бұрын

Truly the gentleman's way of sinking

7:03 Jeremy's voice hasn't gone that high pitched since he was 6 years old.

@TheLittleRedVixen

2 жыл бұрын

His voice broke again

This perfectly displays their style/personality. Hammond: creative concept, poor in execution Clarkson: Overconfident, overpowered, and impractical. James: Weird and novel, yet somehow functional

Richard survived two titanic sinking experiences 😂😂

@jeffcarroll1990shock

4 жыл бұрын

Bob Pasty and at least two car accidents were he should be dead.

4:00 Most hilarious moment of the season, followed by the one that tops it!

@tempxrqily-roblox9632

5 жыл бұрын

KBABZ z

@andrewrice4735

5 жыл бұрын

Coffee

@RizkymArifin

5 жыл бұрын

Titanic (Richard Hammond Edition)

@jasonjames4667

5 жыл бұрын

I'd say it was 4:25

@JV-ll1cu

2 жыл бұрын

That Miami Vice -theme 😁

Looks like they need some flex tape

@dankay2697

5 жыл бұрын

Focco Duinstra somebody had to say it

@chuelor243

5 жыл бұрын

Idk tho... That's alotta damge

@doristheslug9609

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@lecuksh.o.2.a881

4 жыл бұрын

Аctually it could help

@multiverseone8115

4 жыл бұрын

Or F#$% tape!

That Toyota had the potential to be the first all-terrain vehicle but, Jeremy had to flip it.

6:00 "You may have just overcooked it" Hammond knew at that moment

@ 05:47 "Come on you bitch"LOL!

@futureboy0389

8 жыл бұрын

you look like you don't work and you stack.

0:14 is my favourite Top Gear moment ever. Genuinely.

@JudyCZ

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yes, the use of the music is just brilliant (and again when Jeremy goes in).

@brucehadley69

3 жыл бұрын

@@JudyCZ what song is that?

@JudyCZ

3 жыл бұрын

@@brucehadley69 Jeremy's entry is definitely from Adagio from Spartacus composed by Aram Khachaturian. I'm not sure about James's but it's a very familiar tune.

@brucehadley69

3 жыл бұрын

@@JudyCZ thanks m8. Thats what I'm saying its familiar i just can't put a name on it

@JudyCZ

3 жыл бұрын

@@brucehadley69 Land of hope and glory! Took me like twenty minutes but I had to find it, since you called me mate... Happy new year, everybody!

Who else loves how Hammond just films everything and is having a merry time. I also loved it when he and and James where stuck so Hammond walks outside and he's like *now did you say you wanted tea or coffee?* then James replies *tea please* who would've thought that the least of his problems was a sinking car that he had built... But then again everything Hammond does it falls apart in the end😂😂

The unscripted days were the best

@translila

5 жыл бұрын

no, top gear was pretty much always scripted; it was the way that it was scripted that was the best!

@balls4992

4 жыл бұрын

It's always been scripted

@buzzytrombone4353

4 жыл бұрын

You got it mixed up with Grand Tour

@Tom-uv7ry

3 жыл бұрын

Its always been scripted

@alluraambrose2978

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tom-uv7ry They did have way more free dialog back in the golden days.

Toybota flipping and both of them laughing their ass off is one of the best Top Gear moments. :D

"Can you give me a tow before you sink?" "I however was about to launch into a world of issues" lol

I miss old top gear. One of the best shows in the UK, if not the best. The best thing is that the laughter was genuine

British engineering in a nutshell

@indiekiddrugpatrol3117

3 жыл бұрын

@Helios Sphere well without British engineering we'd all still be peasants ploughing feilds for the aristocracy but OK

@Wanderer628

3 жыл бұрын

@Helios Sphere The greatest ships ever afloat were British and the most iconic aircraft. The fastest land vehicle ever built is British and they're already building a new one to break that record. British engineering actually has acivements to back it up, unlike other countries which stole their technology from other nations like the US after WW2.

@dbdb9334

3 жыл бұрын

@Helios Sphere British engineering is the best.

@RevertCODM134

3 жыл бұрын

Wow but rubbish

@tokyomobster3072

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wanderer628 Yeah wouldn't talk about other countries stealing from Britain when we've literally stolen from almost every country out there.

This was my most favorite live-action cartoon ever

@loganshaw9198

2 жыл бұрын

And the cars are great too.

Me: Mom can we have Titanic Mom: No we have Titanic at home "Titanic at home": 3:48

@WarCrimeGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Screw Titanic, this is way better

5:47 LOL, James May!

@poutinegod2564

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve never heard anyone say bitch in a less threatening way 😂

Doesn't feel like it but damn this episode is old o: look at Jeremy's hair!!!! It's not completely grey!!!!!

@hpesojhsinam5578

5 жыл бұрын

.'llkm';,p.,l.,lp,.p;

@bruh-mc5ep

4 жыл бұрын

@@hpesojhsinam5578 um

"If he drives out of that water I'm going to kill myself" "Really?" "Yeah" "Fair enough" That's perhaps my favourite series of dialogue I've heard

"May: Can you give me a tow before you sink ? Clarkson: No i can't give you a tow, i am leaking!"

@RedCard94

4 жыл бұрын

He's leaking.....in Leek! XD

"It's moving!...i'm moving!...it's a boat!"

4:25 U HAVE U OWE ME A MILLION POUNDS priceless🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I miss watching this show with my Dad. This version of Top Gear was the most I ever cared about cars before or since.

Hammond laughing while the Toyboata sinks always makes me smile... its a laugh of failed joy... or joyous failure...

Hammond's Van Boat is sinking. Also Hammond: Want coffee or tea?

may driving into the water is my all time favorite moment the music adds to it

@ruth80809

5 жыл бұрын

BIGDAZR i know! Loved that part!

"Sailing: really boring!" - James May / Captain Slow

"I've come up with a problem" *shows leaking bucket* "YOU OWE ME A MILLION POUNDS!"

"HMS Clarkson has capsized by the looks of things and that is fantastic!"

James later had to eat those last words in new Zealand.

@jester4057

4 жыл бұрын

Legit just writing this comment because no one has replied for 5 years and thats depressing

@ThePatrickBateman69

4 жыл бұрын

Tomas Strnad rip

@balls4992

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@napoleonbonaparte1260

4 жыл бұрын

Tom, pls reply to us if youre still there?

@sexbenis7394

3 жыл бұрын

Tom, we need to know

look at the bright side! at least they stopped uploading top gear usa videos

@ErulianADRaghath

10 жыл бұрын

Indeed! I would rather have old boring originals than new stupid USA ones!

@michellekukkuk

10 жыл бұрын

Evil Pumpkinman I know what you meant, Top Gear is not (and will never be) boring

@zackferguson1661

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah, british top gear is better than american, its also more amusing (coming from an american)

@bestmemes6357

6 жыл бұрын

needraintodrift I

@4XMMMM

6 жыл бұрын

needraintodrift aa

7:51 Sailing ...... REALY BORING ^^ haha best one

@mschris685

5 жыл бұрын

He wasn't sailing but floating, thats why it was so boring😁

nothing funnier than Richard sitting back laughing as they slowly capsize, i miss old top gear

"Sailing... really boring!" As a trained sailor, I can certify everything Captain Slow said.

@loganshaw9198

2 жыл бұрын

Sailing ... Really boring until it is not. Extreme sailing is sailing in a storm.

@benhislop1458

2 жыл бұрын

@@loganshaw9198 or if you’re sailing on a slide

@loganshaw9198

2 жыл бұрын

Action movie sailing is sailing on the one giant wave.

And now the Toybota is in GTA.

@mercurianrepublic5943

5 жыл бұрын

Jarmo Verriet is it?

@Poud2

5 жыл бұрын

Mercurian Republic yeah the technical aqua

@topgeartops6088

4 жыл бұрын

Technical Aqua

@sunderlandtillidie5770

4 жыл бұрын

Have you heard area 11's new stuff?

no, he owes him £2,000,000. £1,000,000 for the outboard and £1,000,000 for the lift. he DID agree to it after all.

Watching on 2018 and laughing my ass out! Those 3 were an incredible combination.

I am going to miss top gear

@nandovos7228

5 жыл бұрын

Its stil on tv

@michaeljohnserica2247

5 жыл бұрын

@@nandovos7228 grand tour is better than top gear today

@megos3093

4 жыл бұрын

Me too i miss These three, and I've grown up watching them.

“Do you want tea”. Well, I mean, tea time IS important.

I love how clarksons car has a 225 outboard motor on a Toyota

“If he drives out of the water im going to kill myself” “Are you?” “Yeah.” “Fair enough” 😂

In this case slow and steady wins the race!

“I have a spare Outboard” “You are joking” “I _have_ “

Imagine how the person who has to collect the broken/damaged cars feels! Someone: AW…..CMON….SERIOUSLY!

Jeremy: Up! Up! Richard: Rise! Jeremy: *Rise,* Toybota!

This is THE classic challenge

The bucket with holes at the bottom kills me everytime 😂

The Battle of Britain theme playing as Jeremy was motoring along in his truck-boat had me rolling!

6:48 best moment in history

3:36 when a see a spider in the bath

3:32 One of the songs from Master and Commander A navel movie set in 1805 where a hardy English captain leads his crew against French war vessels. I like how the studio is using the song during the sinking of the van.

Nothing beats classic Top Gear.

0:05 to 00:31 As an Englishman I can say...this moment sums up Britain 😂

Richard's laugh at the end is so damn contageous.

Hands down, one of the best Top Gear challenges ever. Also one of the first I saw.

Смотреть подобные выпуски одно удовольствие! =)

This is exactly why old top gear will always be better than new top gear

One of the best episodes ever

Hammond laughs while sinking is hilarious 😂

James: Vibing Jeremy: Having a mental breakdown with hammond

is that your car?yeah.its the wrong way up!hilarious

2:00 i think this sentence is cursed everytime someone said that, it all went down bad

If they only had FLEXTAPE.

Jeremy's truck is The *Original* Aqua Technical!!

Clarkson: Richard! RICHARD!!! Hammond: hahahahahahahaha Best part

This is the first Top Gear video I've ever watched, I was hooked ever since

One of the best at least for me moment from Top Gear ! GOLD

"Come on, baby!" "Come on, wind"

I can't believe how shit the american version of this episode is. This trio was fantastic and now it's all gone. For now anyway.

@zakiramadhan4673

8 жыл бұрын

true

@shaynegallagher6006

3 жыл бұрын

Why did the americans feel the need to have to remake the show?

@Dragon-eu8cb

3 жыл бұрын

@@shaynegallagher6006 They didn't.

@loganshaw9198

2 жыл бұрын

@@shaynegallagher6006 they wanted more muscle car episodes, more snow specials and they also tried to do the car challenges as well.

classic episode, love it :X

3:00 Battle of Britain sound track.

Best episode ever!

THIS VIDEO IS SUCH FUN TO WATCH SO IF YOU HAVENT TAKEN THE TIME TO WATCH THE WHOLE THING DO IT NOW AND SMILE LOL

Man, this looks fun. I have fun watching them have fun.

Man I miss this Top Gear! I used to love watching it on Sunday evenings

When Top Gear was still great

HMS Clarkson has capsized by the sounds of things, that is fantastic

Love the old War movie Themes playing in the background

You guys get to have all the fun!

7:38 I never thought a clutch would be lubricated in water lmao

James:Brace! Brace! *James' boat car enters the lake* It...works! Jeremy:That is really annoying *James' car got stuck at the weeds* Made my day x'D

@lukejohnson3594

9 жыл бұрын

The music they played when he entered gets me every time

@ruth80809

5 жыл бұрын

It always makes me laugh. The dramatic music and how things went smoothly. A few seconds later, James' is stuck. Lol!

@lyonvensa

3 жыл бұрын

There's a saying in Top Gear, literally _every_ time James said 'Watch this', something WILL go wrong, and this one isn't any exception.

Now this is gold.