“I AM a superstar! Just ask…one of my therapists!” Unintentionally one of the funniest things ever on TV.

@SuraDoes

Жыл бұрын

The way he said “one of” 😂😂😂

@matttheman9740

Жыл бұрын

I really hope that guy was joking ..

@jesusisgod2953

Жыл бұрын

Are you saved? Where will you go when you die? Heaven or hell? The Gospel, which means the Good News is the news that God Almighty, the Creator came in the flesh as Jesus Christ to take away the sin of the world. The one God is a trinity of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. The Son came and laid down his own life to save ours. His sacrifice on the cross paid the price for our redemption with his own blood. On the third day he rose from dead and offers the gift of salvation and forgiveness to those that repent and trust in him. Although God's creation was created perfect, having no death, sickness and disease, the creation became corrupted through Adam and Eve in them disobeying God. In this rebellion the creation became fallen through the curse of sin and mankind became separated from God. This world is fallen, but God offers reconciliation to him through his provision at the cross. Ultimately God will restore his creation to perfection when he returns but those that reject his offer of redemption will remain condemned by their sins and go to hell. John 1:1,14 KJV In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and THE WORD WAS GOD. [14] And THE WORD WAS MADE FLESH, and dwelt among us, 1 John 3:8 KJV He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil. Isaiah 9:6 KJV For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty GOD, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace. John 1:10 He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and THE WORLD KNEW HIM NOT.

@allanbard6048

Жыл бұрын

"...World War 80" slays me.

@jakethepillowsnake5302

Жыл бұрын

I want to be friends with him.

"Why isn't anybody CWALLIN!"

@neimsterdam1638

7 жыл бұрын

Jackie Joseph sorry I wasn't trying to offend or make fun of anyone because of their accent

@111SweetP

7 жыл бұрын

Jackie Joseph I personally love the New York accent! It was one of my favorite things about The King of Queens because Carrie Heffernan had that accent.

@leahfox

7 жыл бұрын

Jackie Joseph What part of new York is it like in the city? I used to live in Buffalo NY and I've never picked that accent up.

@sarahidell1538

7 жыл бұрын

Neimsterdam I AM SSSSSCCCCREAMING. I literally sent the EXACT same text to my sister after I sent her the link to his audition. Literally said "why isn't anybody CWALLIN!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@SealAngel

7 жыл бұрын

Neimsterdam haha

Mary could definitely do voice acting or maybe the people who narrate audio books? Her speaking voice is actually very nice and relaxing

@GaryYork-tk2ow

11 ай бұрын

True. Very soothing.

@mickeym98

11 ай бұрын

@@GaryYork-tk2ow especially when she talks about her voices 🥲

@xtonibx5770

6 ай бұрын

I always think about her speaking voice when i see her audition. It sounds so calm and elegant.

@rengina484

6 ай бұрын

Her voice is similar to Ada Wong's voice in the original Resident Evil 4

@carolinaanaocroa2793

4 ай бұрын

Asmr

I want more Ian Benardo. He might be talentless and suffering from terrible mental health but you could give him his own show and I'd be glued to the screen.

@sharkie_25

11 ай бұрын

Agreeeed! In love with his chinchilla tho😂

@Haley._213

5 ай бұрын

right ? he is so entertaining. i hope he's going good 😌

@GonzoShitcock

5 ай бұрын

I think he'd get fired from his own show...😅😅😅😅😅

@wanderingseth

5 ай бұрын

@@GonzoShitcock oh absolutely. I think that's a given haha I read something somewhere about how he's still around but his mental health is exactly what you'd expect it to be and he's a bit of a sad case

@MissManaged84

5 ай бұрын

He is an actor. It was an act lol.

I am a superstar. You can ask my family.

@ghostlypac4458

7 жыл бұрын

Holden Ryan you can ask my friend

@blackputa5319

7 жыл бұрын

you can ask one of my therapist

@sabalghoo

7 жыл бұрын

"Friend", Not Friends! lol

@josheaton7864

7 жыл бұрын

Jedi Knight Holden Ryan ask my only friend chinchilla who is dead cause he saw my performance

@Holden2003hr

7 жыл бұрын

Josh Eaton Lol, your comment made me think, which is worse,death or listening to this idiot try to be funny in his nasally voice...too close to call...

“I’m not gonna have a British person tell me what an American idol is”🤣🤣😭 Ian is iconic

@jonathanman8299

Жыл бұрын

Not iconic he is soo gay and no shame 😂

@bam_taiga7120

Жыл бұрын

Lol 😂 "I'm not gonna have the creator of American Idol tell me what an American Idol is"

@orysmorey

Жыл бұрын

@@bam_taiga7120he created agt bgt etc too:D but ye that’s why there’s “one” british judge but ur comment funny

@kfields4980

11 ай бұрын

Was he a minuteman in his past life?

@crystalbluebutterfly

11 ай бұрын

Not even close!

Ian Benardo……he’s a whole mood I’m not even mad at him 😂😂😂😂

@MichaelGrubbEvolvedMinistry

Жыл бұрын

"He's a whole mood." I wonder where I have heard that before??? "I'm not even mad at him." Another amazingly original statement. I wonder if you scour the internet for popular meme posts just to re-post on comments?

@cherrypie_TK

Жыл бұрын

@@MichaelGrubbEvolvedMinistry are you okay?

@justintyler5041

Жыл бұрын

@@MichaelGrubbEvolvedMinistry The audacity to insult a random stranger on the internet when you've deluded yourself into believing that you're an earth bender

@kirisolos

Жыл бұрын

@@MichaelGrubbEvolvedMinistry man what

@ashleyramos767

11 ай бұрын

You’re cute

ian will always be the funniest contestant to me. "this is chinchilla. im wearing it to show how famous i can be" top notch humor

@moosentp3190

Жыл бұрын

Wealthy*

@cynthiadavid5282

Жыл бұрын

Help get the men with white coats out there and take her away far far away

@cynthiadavid5282

Жыл бұрын

Hello u need help lady

@cynthiadavid5282

Жыл бұрын

Omg no way he is the next american idol

@cynthiadavid5282

Жыл бұрын

Ask his doctors to get him off tbe stage

Mary's "Not too shabby!" gets me every time ☠️

@simrdownmon6431

2 жыл бұрын

Good news, Mary...You get to keep your name.

@SH.tentacionlover

Жыл бұрын

Lol same

@Vivungisport

Жыл бұрын

Actually, it was shabby.

@Alhaitham.947

Жыл бұрын

Right on! 😂

@karenoconnor4180

Жыл бұрын

It’s so weird , I saw a comment that said she’s some sort of stand up comedian and the whole thing was supposed to be one big joke/ spoof .. but what’s the point if you’re the only one laughing at your inside joke ?? The whole world thinks your nuts ! 😳 ( I mean the internet is pretty much forever, right ? )

Mary is like straight out of the 70s. The way she talks, looks, dresses…

@stajkaheinecke1878

2 жыл бұрын

I literally thought this is a audition from the 70s.😲

@SacredFire777

2 жыл бұрын

That red shirt.

@cliffbrown1798

2 жыл бұрын

I think the Mary Roach sketch is scripted.

@stajkaheinecke1878

2 жыл бұрын

@@cliffbrown1798 looked too realistic to be scripted...

@cliffbrown1798

2 жыл бұрын

@@stajkaheinecke1878 Absolutely nothing is in these “reality” shows is completely non-scripted. The producers plan scenarios, and have conversations with everyone involved. Anyone who thinks these are real is a fool.

Simon being the only one to protect Paula when the stalker guy is getting close makes me think he is actually an OK guy.

@Madsxthompson

10 ай бұрын

He is people need to realise he’s not rude he’s just honest he will always stick up for the girls when creeps attack the judges on the shows

@ThePumpingiron27

Ай бұрын

You can also see it on his face that he went into protective mode as the guy sung.

@cashnelson2306

Ай бұрын

you have pretty low standards don’t ya

@freyjairis103

29 күн бұрын

@cashnelson2306 go back to KZread Kids there, Slugger.

Maybe Ian isnt good at singing, but hes one of the funniest auditions ive ever seen. 😭

@HumungusO_o

11 ай бұрын

" Im calling National Geographic because the Dodo Bird isnt extinct. Its in there." LMFAO

@iShareGaming7

11 ай бұрын

World War 80 😂

@zanecreed

22 күн бұрын

SATAN?

Ian Benardo’s whole scene lives in my mind rent free 😂😂😂

@marissasue319

2 жыл бұрын

💯💯💯💯💯 😂😂😂😂😂 ❣❣❣❣❣

@jerrijerri5527

2 жыл бұрын

This species should have been genocided many decades ago. Now it is flourishing again

@mopreme3605

2 жыл бұрын

@@jerrijerri5527 wow. ❄️COLD BLOODED❄️

@niqi9116

2 жыл бұрын

Me as well 😂😂😂😂

@TheMajorGaara

2 жыл бұрын

Rent. Free. 🤣🤣

on Mary Roach's audition when she says "All my friends say I have an amazing voice" The you hear Randy's "Whaaaaaaaaat" almost killed me lol

@JayJay-cm1iy

7 жыл бұрын

me too watch it over and over just for that part.

@octaviancaesarhibernicus4447

7 жыл бұрын

what a complete unhinged off her meds lunatic!

@dopequeencherlloyd4life964

7 жыл бұрын

Its Mary Roat

@lochdnessie5703

7 жыл бұрын

+Dope Queen Cher lloyd4 life!! 0:03

@babyletsswing

7 жыл бұрын

"they're also saying Mark McGrath is hot.. " the voices in her head lololol 😂

Paul: I’m not much of talker. So I guess that I’ll stalk her! Randy: HUH?!! That part killed me. 🤣

@omeancollins

6 ай бұрын

Off the rails right after 😂😂

@tammysalvarado394

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

Mary is comedy gem! 🤣 A walking parody in 70s clothes!

"I'm calling National Geographic to let them know that the dodo bird is not extinct. It's in there and it's name is Simon Cowell" LMAO

@Coopertrooper47

5 жыл бұрын

Yooo

@user-go2rh9yg8i

5 жыл бұрын

*And i... ooop*

@artnologic9527

4 жыл бұрын

😂 that part hilarious

@oneconscious9667

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@lifeofadolly8249

4 жыл бұрын

Hugo Cornellier I’m dead lmao 😂😂

“as a tax paying american i want to see a working visa” OMG 😂🤣😭

@katunongun1530

3 жыл бұрын

I'm dead🤣🤣🤣

@RoyalGuyful

2 жыл бұрын

He turned into a Karen real quick

@notthefather3919

2 жыл бұрын

And he has never worked a day in his life because he's a spoiled rich kid.

@tanyakas4111

2 жыл бұрын

@@notthefather3919 he dnt look rich either

@openbook9000

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoyalGuyful he tried suing American Idol cause he believed they discriminated against him because of his sexuality. Not because he couldn't sing or because he was acting like a walking jackass. It got thrown out of court.

IAN BERNARDO IS THE FUNNIEST VIBE EVER 🤣🤣 the funniest thing is he's like gen z but in the 2000s 🤣🤣

@Ferdew

29 күн бұрын

Yeah, he’s like gen z where everyone is gay. That’s funny alright.

@RE-nv4we

22 күн бұрын

GenZ has never been half as funny as him, he's a class act in comparison

I miss early American Idol with Paula, Randy and Simon. It introduced me to my love for cringe 🤣

@youarelife3437

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 well said. Ive been binging these the last few days

@anamaria-girllover

9 ай бұрын

literally. randy’s reactions kill me every time 😭

@SFBenjaminK

12 күн бұрын

That was back in the cable days, since they gone I never watched this show since then is like over a decade now

YOU CAN ASK ONE OF MY THERAPISTS DEAAAAAAAAAAD

@abbigail3923

6 жыл бұрын

Whatever ._. A That Was Classic..

@theoriginalsariah6162

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@TheSebOfAwesome

5 жыл бұрын

You can ask my friend. Friend. Singular.

@jaybee4

5 жыл бұрын

He also said that they could ask his FRIEND not friends

@ramsy4205

4 жыл бұрын

@Kam Mike did you just come up with that? Amazing. jk

Ian bernard: who r u!? Simon: I'm Simon cowell

@dopequeencherlloyd4life964

7 жыл бұрын

That Guy Is Weird.

@candylox32xd76

7 жыл бұрын

Lol

@vxleri4

7 жыл бұрын

+MilliPanda26 Cc (Roanne) lol ikr xd

@annaschiro4582

7 жыл бұрын

+CANDYLOX 32 XD I love your profile picture 😊

@vxleri4

7 жыл бұрын

KZread.girl. 21 ikr her profile pic is goals !

“Why isn’t anybody qwalling” Ian is one of the greatest people ever.

'If she were a blackboard I would chalk her" I'm in tears!! 😂🤣🤣

@jjean7730

5 ай бұрын

I was literally choking 😂😂😂😂

I DIED WHEN SHE PUSHED THE WRONG DOOR BAHAHAHA

@ferdinand9555

7 жыл бұрын

Erin Clarkson epic fail lol.

@mrcoolpants3956

6 жыл бұрын

Tried to make a dramatic exit

@danielbomaster4149

6 жыл бұрын

Erin Clarkson It was absolutely comical.

@tasneem9338

6 жыл бұрын

Lol she tried to make it dramatic

@emie408

5 жыл бұрын

Mission failed.

Mary Roach: "I'm not gonna walk outta here cryin' like some people do" Also Mary Roach: *walks out crying*

@esterbruno8604

3 жыл бұрын

LONG LIVE THE COHERENCE

@cycycy7043

2 жыл бұрын

Main character vibes💀

@JoshCallen

2 жыл бұрын

I actually got into this algorithm looking into the medical journal on Mary Roaches book on “stiff” didn’t know it would fuck up my algorithm this bad tbh

@tappy2375

2 жыл бұрын

That last name though😭😭

@ronansullivan432

2 жыл бұрын

she blew it!!

"I don't even know what to say." "Thank you." Still gets me! Lol.

Ian Bernardo is really iconic 🤣

"I'm buying my own ticket to Hollywood first class" "Hollywood is just New Jersey with celebrities it's not even that good" LMAO

@dewaynepryor2909

Жыл бұрын

FYI ..... Hollywood is not like New Jersey.... New Jersey has a capital, Hollywood doesn't.

@stariveart

Жыл бұрын

@@dewaynepryor2909 You must be fun at parties

@gottaluvdd

10 ай бұрын

@@stariveartthey sit in the corner starin at everyone lol

"The dodo bird is not extinct is in there it name is Simon cowell HEY." Ian needs a third therapist 😂😂

@ginniekinz5401

5 жыл бұрын

Kay M nahhh he needs his own comedy show.

@bkkersey93

5 жыл бұрын

@Good Krypollo He's probably taken many other things up the ass as is.

@elleofhearts8471

5 жыл бұрын

@@bkkersey93 but clearly not enough/the right things to make him talented/not cringey

@captainled4025

3 жыл бұрын

You can probably tell Ian is gay

@langeldvyne1126

3 жыл бұрын

That was classic I wonder how he came up with that one

“ GWLORIA …. CWALLIN….” Ian 😂😂😂😂

Ian is probably one of the voices in Mary's head.

@nataliekimball6073

4 ай бұрын

ROFL

@tonisalmons9647

Ай бұрын

ROTFLMAO

I think Mary roachs friends are the voices in her head 😂

@alemontwisted9508

6 жыл бұрын

Randy sounds so sincere asking the voices 🤣🤣

@IMASURVIVOR-zy5ru

6 жыл бұрын

Well her voices and her moose knuckle.

@luckystrike-zz9sh

6 жыл бұрын

Simply Cara SAVAGE

@garnetjohnson763

2 жыл бұрын

CLASSIC😆😆😆

@RealityOfItIs

2 жыл бұрын

Great point!

“Paula Abdul didn’t talk on my behalf she’s sitting there like she’s in world war 80” I lost it 😂

@David-qq9bk

3 жыл бұрын

didn't twahk*

@dieketsengmofokeng1689

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@dmf1301

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, because we don't remember World Wars 3-79! Maybe they occurred in his head? :p

@dmf1301

2 жыл бұрын

I write this comment in March 2022... about 2 weeks after Vladimir Putin has declared war on the Ukraine, with the intention of getting into Poland to disband NATO! If he actually gets that far, it is quite possible that we will see World War III in the coming months.

@alisongrace6175

2 жыл бұрын

@@dmf1301 I very much hope that you’re wrong.

If this was today Ian would be a tiktoker for sure 😂

"Are you real?" "I'm breathing, I'm real, I'm Ian✨". 😂😂🤣

"I can be the only American Idol who has never sang before!" XDDDDDD

@Cartman11111

3 жыл бұрын

🤣 that line had me dying

@hnnh1997

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@JayBurris100

2 жыл бұрын

She was so funny

@golfyptsr7121

2 жыл бұрын

9:03

@tasman001

2 жыл бұрын

That one was real hard to watch. Even compared to the others.

World War 80??? Wow....I knew I overslept but DAMN!!! LOL

@mephiliapg3d905

6 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

The stalker guy's song escalates very quickly "She doesn't notice me it really gets me down... I BROKE INTO HER HOUSE"

@jacobjermy3596

2 ай бұрын

I really hope he was taking the piss lol

@Officialperrymkwii

Ай бұрын

When she isn't there! Gotta remember that part 😂😂😂

@polkadots2823

11 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

“Hollywood is New Jersey with celebrities! It’s not even that great.” That is pure comedy 😂😂😂

The second girl is absolutely insane. i've never seen anyone who lacks so much self awareness

@NynkeDijkstra

2 жыл бұрын

Not in a good way 😳

@jay-jay914

2 жыл бұрын

Hard

@fckinvandoos

2 жыл бұрын

and she is so unstable

@dasmuss6174

2 жыл бұрын

I’d give her one 🤔🇦🇺🍻🍻

@ajarfullofjoy

2 жыл бұрын

I'm a little worried about some of these people being actually unstable and this throwing them over the edge. It's like a train wreck you can't look away from. Incredibly dramatic. Like they're the main character in the rom com in their heads.

Ian Benardo is the male version of Miranda Sings

@brianzhou8276

7 жыл бұрын

CourtneyIsCrying copied

@jilliang2969

6 жыл бұрын

She True😂

@anissakawther4986

6 жыл бұрын

Not really. She is purposely singing bad.

@annakinard5110

6 жыл бұрын

CourtneyIsCrying exept his lips are 100 precent real

@Blood_Killer3001

6 жыл бұрын

CourtneyIsCrying omg

The amount of dramatics and the failed attempt to exit through the door at 9:33 always sends me flying no matter how many times I see it

"...she [Paula] was there like she's in the middle of World War 80" 🤨 "She could have TWALKED" 😂

"I'm breathing, I'm real, I'm Ian" LMFAOOOO

@RealityOfItIs

2 жыл бұрын

Quallin Gloria, 😄

@quitecontrary.

2 жыл бұрын

@@RealityOfItIs lmaoooo 😭

Sarah Goldberg thought it was a movie. She was so dramatic."I wanted be the next American idol" it was like a sad and happy face then she pushed the wrong door to ruin it

@grandmamoreno2592

6 жыл бұрын

Spencer Rockwell Pierce I know right that is exactly what I thought

@haileyl.2465

6 жыл бұрын

Spencer Rockwell Pierce that what I was about to comment until I checked if someone else wrote this!😂😂

@heycanwegetsubscriberswithnovi

6 жыл бұрын

Spencer Rockwell Pierce lol i had the same idea! it would be such a touching moment but she had to go and ruin it

@uzziah02072011

2 жыл бұрын

@@haileyl.2465 K

@eldiansyahdenirlubis1035

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

After hearing all those horrible singers do you blame them for drinking until 3 am?😂

ngl if Ian auditioned nowadays, he’d blow up on the internet and become a whole sensation 😭✋

"...you can ask one of my therapists." I cracked up

@user-jc3fr7vn7x

Жыл бұрын

One therapist is for Ian and the other is for Ian's therapist

@2psycho888

Жыл бұрын

Me too 😂😂😂😂

@grandmastermario3695

Жыл бұрын

Nothing wrong with having a therapist and if you think there is then your wrong and you need to educate yourself.

@2psycho888

Жыл бұрын

@@grandmastermario3695 I got a therapist. This was hilarious 😂 lighten up. U gotta see the humor in this cuz of the situation, some people get it some don't.

@Dulc3B00kbyBrant0n

11 ай бұрын

@@grandmastermario3695 I was a psych major its all bullshit most therapists are nutcases and psychiatrists are mentalyl ill 100% because they actually believe at best that they can cure people using industrial chemicals. Take ur problems to Jesus Christ what will another human being even do about them they cant even help themselves

Ian Bernardo is my favorite ever 😂😂

@matthewjames5343

7 жыл бұрын

Ian Benardo is my spirit animal 😂😂

@matthewjames5343

7 жыл бұрын

+EliteCarrotXD 😂 Mary Gilbeaux has the most beautiful voice on earth (jk) only cuz Ian is from another planet

@michaelthekid8835

7 жыл бұрын

he would thank you for cwalling him your favorite

@miisalisa

7 жыл бұрын

+Michael the kid HAHAAHAHA A+ FOR THE SPEECH REFERENCE

@behappyjkluvllamas1497

7 жыл бұрын

Same, he is DAT BEST. IDK IF HE GAY OR NOT. HE IS SPECIFIC😂 !! YUS👏👏👏👏👏

“What are the voices saying now?” “They’re sayin….Mark Magrath is a hottie” 😂😂

Idk what was up with Sara there. When she was like “we’re still people, we still have important things in our lives.” Bro the judges never said you were unimportant or good for nothing. They just questioned why you’d try out for a singing competition when you know you can’t sing. They were actually really gentle with her

Ian can become a comedian. He is really funny, his looks, life and insults

@edgarfleming9308

2 жыл бұрын

8:02 is one of the most goofy women ever and the more I watch the video she acts like she actually has mental problems

@philfallacci4833

2 жыл бұрын

He came across as an actor in comedy he would shine.

@Astonelle

Жыл бұрын

💀

@josepha3805

Жыл бұрын

Except he didn't

" i have made friends w/ these ppl (names ppl) and Bill the security guy bcuz I HAVE BEEN HERE FOREVER" me in school 😭😭

@jenjen_oreo

7 жыл бұрын

Makaia aiakaM IKR SAME

@illblocktheemergencyexits6886

6 жыл бұрын

🤣😂😁☺️🙂😐🙁☹️😞😟😖😭 It's too true

Good on Simon for chasing that creepy guy away

Ian should have his own show.

Um. The last guy should’ve been arrested right there.

@pog.fr0g637

5 жыл бұрын

That's what I thought... He was hella creepy...

@saltymilk4849

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooooo

@ramsy4205

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed, very abusive

@jermainscott9518

4 жыл бұрын

He creeps me out....lol

@weirdgetsaround

4 жыл бұрын

Yes he was very dodgy. I hope pauia wasn't too creeped up about it

CWOLLING GLWORIAH

@mitch7094

5 жыл бұрын

Ria Rose she could've TUALK

@scrappei2288

5 жыл бұрын

dont ya think yo fwawwin'

@tylerpaul9512

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahhaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I fail down from my bed.

@tylerpaul9512

3 жыл бұрын

@@mitch7094 😂😂😂😂😂

@tylerpaul9512

3 жыл бұрын

@@scrappei2288 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ian Bernardo is an iconic legend.Far more entertaining than those influencers nowadays or tik tokers.

10/17/22: Ian Bernardo was so real and totally unaware that he had no singing talent, but in his mind he does, so I GOTTA love him for it. He made me smile and his New York accent was off-the-chain strong; loved it too!

Ian had me weak the whole time!

@mstea4893

7 жыл бұрын

Deja McKenzie Paging Glawria Glawria! why isn't anybody Cwallin lmaoo

@kj2139

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@zaynabnasir3201

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@alemontwisted9508

6 жыл бұрын

That isn't my phone. That's yours.

@joshuajohnson3505

2 жыл бұрын

Ian is a social experiment

"Wuorld War 80" XD

@ThomasHarding1990

7 жыл бұрын

LOL. What a dick.

@ThomasHarding1990

7 жыл бұрын

Michael the kid LOL. Him

@ljthekid3140

7 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 I can't deal

"Gloria, dontcha think ya fawlin, if everybody wants ya, why isn't anybody CAAAWWWWLLIN..." 🤣

judge~ God dude I don't know what to say. ian~ Thank u me~ starts crying

@marissasue319

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You can teach me how to sing.....HUH?!

@kellylawrence1939

6 жыл бұрын

peepypooppoop I love your username. Read more

@deonsawyer2963

6 жыл бұрын

I died when she said that 😂😂😂

I just know Paula immediately went home and changed her locks, checked her windows, and threw out all her underwear

@nataliekimball6073

4 ай бұрын

LOL 😅

I love Mary! lol such a classic audition. Her commentary on the judges is great.

That Mary chick is 18???!!! I thought she was like 38 or some shit

@catherined4131

6 жыл бұрын

Did your username come from the singing souls?😂

@latricewalker6056

5 жыл бұрын

Bite Me And her voice was worse at the end I mean wtf Who tells these people they can sing it’s jus wrong to lie to someone like that

@triniteehovland1051

5 жыл бұрын

Bite Me lmfao 😂

@elliemack2569

5 жыл бұрын

IKR!

@rlynn8249

5 жыл бұрын

No way... I didn’t know that 😱

I lost it when she tried to make a dramatic exit when she couldn't open the door😂😂😂

@jahaesjourney362

2 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭

@shrebbz89

2 жыл бұрын

😭😭 She can try to be an actor

@Ok-pb6ov

2 жыл бұрын

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING WHEN I SAW HER SCENE

@definitelyhuman661

2 жыл бұрын

Randy and Paula had to look away. It was hilarious.

Mary Roach is such a mood, makes me nostalgic for the 1970s.

I HAVE BECOME FRIENDS WITH BILL THE SECURITY GUY!

@batfleckforever3594

7 жыл бұрын

katelyn southernstar CUZ I'VE BEEN HERE FOREVER!!!!

@paigesonzogni652

7 жыл бұрын

Scarlett Snow XD

@LIDLE-jy8be

6 жыл бұрын

Scarlett Snow I like the X factor guy more

@tonisalmons9647

Ай бұрын

As a bewildered Bill looks out of the door

I'm gonna call the National geographic and tell em that the dodo bird isn't extinct itz right there and itz name is simon Cowell Lost it there 😂😂😂

@standewilde1137

7 жыл бұрын

me toooooo!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

@user82299

7 жыл бұрын

Viviana Desingh THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST ROAST EVERRRR😂😂😂😂😂😂

@beaulahbzailah4426

6 жыл бұрын

Viviana Desing me too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@user-cv2vo5wn9m

6 жыл бұрын

I CHOKED

@suparnasinha768

6 жыл бұрын

I literally choked😂😂😂

*Last guy being a huge creep* Simon: Security! Creep: You’re ruining the moment, Simon 😂

Ian Bernardo was ahead of his time If this happened today he’d be more famous on TikTok than anybody actually on the show Who even won the last few seasons?

Ian's ego is bigger then his Lips

@andrewmonf7691

6 жыл бұрын

Lulubear LOL

@anony77710

6 жыл бұрын

Totes true😂😂😂

@ArronP

5 жыл бұрын

Stcrry he loves the cock

@Dylan-pg5yk

5 жыл бұрын

Stcrry you mean his forhead XD

@ruchelr4946

5 жыл бұрын

Stcrry THATS AWESOME, I kinda like the way he says "Because"

"To add to my already long and impressive resumé" "This is chinchilla and I wore it to show how wealthy I can be" I LOVE HIM?

@faribajan

3 жыл бұрын

I would like him of he was a cartoon character

@tones8675

2 жыл бұрын

i love him 😭

@johnmoran7605

2 жыл бұрын

ian seems like he would be cool to hang out with

@soulsaver3459

2 жыл бұрын

He needs to become a comedian and get something in that career

@j.rebekah8605

2 жыл бұрын

He's insane and horrible

Ian always will be my favorite 😂 it never gets old

Randy saying "HUH"!! When Sarah says they can teach her to sing. He was totally flabbergasted!

Ian had me rolling especially when he said why isn't anybody quallin😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ShutUpFool21

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Genius!!!

@MARIUS2776

Жыл бұрын

Hes a douch3

@michellew02

11 ай бұрын

QUAWWLLING

Ian Bernardo was ahead of their time. Imagine if this happened in 2019??? He would be an ICON!!!

@ChristopherTradeshow

Жыл бұрын

RIGHT? he's way too funny

@Lucky-ei6yh

Жыл бұрын

Nah he's unfunny.

@alecgurney9305

Жыл бұрын

@@Lucky-ei6yh so are you

@Lucky-ei6yh

Жыл бұрын

@@alecgurney9305 I wasn't trying to be funny

@jonathanman8299

Жыл бұрын

He is soo gay ew, ahead of his time where?? Average deluded ppl acts like him 😂

Sara definitely was on something 😂 also Ian has such sass I love it

the last audition kills me everytime solely because of randy’s “HUH???”s

GLAWRIA GLAWRIA

@mirandal2172

6 жыл бұрын

sarahcloe "why isn't anybody QUWALLING"

Hair, Makeup and fashion? She has none of that and needs to go back to school.

@petepeterson5268

6 жыл бұрын

Cheshire Cat her hair looks like a wig her, she not wearing a bra, her clothes look like she got from dollar general and...no makeup I guess?..

GLORIA GUY KILLED ME, I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!

Dude, Mary has a great speaking voice! She should do radio or animation

Ian calling Simon a dodo bird is still iconic

@TheNei

4 ай бұрын

😂

Mary Roach indeed has a beautiful and amazing voice. Maybe not for singing but she could be a successful classic novels reader. ❤️

@tanishasakthivel7974

2 жыл бұрын

I think if she had some actual training, she could sing well

@lamoskgr

2 жыл бұрын

She would definitely debut on a kpop group just based on her voice. She could even be a main vocalist

@chimchimsjamkookies4242

2 жыл бұрын

@@lamoskgr she doesn't have the looks for it. In KPOP your talent hardly matters. You can be mediocre but get expensive plastic surgeries and debut as an idol at a big company.

@taelin8848

2 жыл бұрын

@@lamoskgr Very funny 😴

@dmf1301

2 жыл бұрын

@@chimchimsjamkookies4242 Mary is not Asian, so why would she perform K-pop?

I never get tired of watching Ian's audition 😭 "do you even have a working visa to be here??"

These people went out drinking until 3 o’clock in the morning and that is RUDE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 PSML had me in stitches! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The first girl was just creepy...😳

@jincks277

4 жыл бұрын

Super!!

@NPCSingularity

4 жыл бұрын

She’s Stuart’s older sister.

@love23music1

4 жыл бұрын

Like me

@winglau3128

4 жыл бұрын

@@NPCSingularity haha Stuart from Madtv? So true!

@ookipuki

2 жыл бұрын

The first one!? o.o.... the second one was worse ! Haha

i would not want her to be my hair stylist

Randy pretending to enjoy and Simon trying hard not to laugh at Mary's performance got me😂

I would have given Ian Bernado a golden ticket.😍😂

Ian Bernardo has the EXACT same voice as Linda Belcher from Bob's Burgers

@vj12343

3 жыл бұрын

You deserve an award for this 😆

@katherineleonowski7289

2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe he even mentioned all my friends tell me I'm a great singer and then adds....my two therapists also...I can show you how rich I am and holds up his ROAD KILL!!! LOL

@domisthebomb09

2 жыл бұрын

Omfg I can't unhear thanks a lot

@ElusiaVT

2 жыл бұрын

I cant unhear this now

@DeeRio9546

2 жыл бұрын

OMG this would be Linda's reaction too 😂😂

Omg, Ian needs his own sitcom. My laugh for the day.

@baldbankruptson7533

2 жыл бұрын

I hate it when stupi* people wants stupi* , cringe, mentally people to be famous or have their own show/sitcom

@robertdean925

2 жыл бұрын

Hey hey hey!!! Lmao 😂😂😂

@ajarfullofjoy

2 жыл бұрын

@@robertdean925 is he actually 25? Lol

@ShukaHusk

Жыл бұрын

​@@ajarfullofjoy well not anymore

@-__Ast0lf0__-

11 ай бұрын

​@@ajarfullofjoy he'd be like 31-32 now

I'm 100% convinced Ian was doing a bit & I'm obsessed lmao- "I'm breathing🙄 I'm real🤷‍♂️ I'm Ian👑💅🏻 DEAD💀

"All my friend told me that I am an awesome singer" You must change friends immediately!

Mary was 18 there she looked more like 30 wtf?

@padparadschawillmakeanacco8449

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah and Sarah is 20 and looks younger

@baliw33

5 жыл бұрын

Mary Roach is loco!!

@th4305

5 жыл бұрын

I feel like everyone looked older in the early 2000's lol

@erossubliminals3528

4 жыл бұрын

Padparadscha will make an account! How wonderful! sarah did not look younger than 20 lol

@gingerellacookie5641

4 жыл бұрын

Abbie x and I'm 30 and look 16 small world isn't it?

the first person I thought she was 40 but she was 18 like

@katlean3116

6 жыл бұрын

Jazmin tufford wtf I commented the same thing and saw the same comment as me😂😂

@katlean3116

6 жыл бұрын

Jazmin tufford way after

@joelinnell2439

6 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I thought 😂

@Jamzmahname

6 жыл бұрын

She’s probably not far off from 40 now.

@joeyconvery2055

6 жыл бұрын

Jazmin tufford You may already know this but the first girl, Mary Roach is an actress. She did this as a joke...she is funny.