The fact that Hank updated his website to show his name as Sphincter Boy when this episode aired was one of the best moments of 2023.

@Jess-em4ri

3 ай бұрын

I'm sorry he WHAT

"For those that dont know, that's John Green's brother." - Sphincter Boy, son of Clint McElroy

I love the longstanding antagonism that the boys hold towards Hank ‘Crank’ Green and how they oscillate between making fun of him and complimenting him!

The look of genuine, unfiltered, childlike joy on Justin's face when he sees the opportunity to get a new web domain? Heartwarming

Going from Crank to Stank to Hank to Hunk was great

Hank Green has the natural vibe of the unofficial 4th brother.

@narcissistsanonymous3904

3 ай бұрын

Hes the bonus jonas

"Now available three years in the past" is the easily understandable absurdism I keep coming back for.

These videos clips are slowly revealing just how much Justin eyebrow waggling we're missing out on, enough that his brothers don't even point it out. They are inured to what is a comedy slap in the face to me every time.

This bit caused me to spend at least 20 minutes reading about the definition of "sphincter" and where they were located in the human body. The mouth is not a sphincter by any formal definition. The lips are separate muscles and therefore are disqualified definitionally. Credit to the boys for giving me this knowledge that I still retain!

My favourite part is where Griffin absolutely gets his bungalung waxed.

@TheAwkwardBanana

3 ай бұрын

By a "team" of aestheticians

@Peanutsbeta

3 ай бұрын

@@TheAwkwardBanana is “hey dude what’s going on with your shituation that a whole team needs to mitigate?” a rude question for a parasocial relationship?

@janesmith1840

3 ай бұрын

I couldn't hear it over the sound of the crunching from the horseapples

And then after this aired, Hank changed his website to say Sphincter Boy instead of his name.

Hank "Crank" (Stank[Hunk]) Green

3:37 that moment of joy was so pure I couldnt help but smile

@MsDianagentaToYou

3 ай бұрын

Came here to say this. The Platonic Ideal of joy.

How much has Justin spent on joke urls over the course of MBMBAM?

@trebotski

3 ай бұрын

I love the occasional episodes where they go over the full list

@GuitarSlayer136

3 ай бұрын

Can you put a price on *LEGACY* ?

@rancidprince3133

3 ай бұрын

Billions and billions of dollars

I like the reveal that griffin removes his ass hair

@katelynbuchta8673

3 ай бұрын

As someone who also has IBS... I get it.

@Emmanemanemm

3 ай бұрын

It's so freeing tho

@gretl01

3 ай бұрын

He has a GROUP that does it! 🤣

my main takeaway from this ep is griffin gets his ass waxed

Thank Crank and the Sphincter Boys for this wonderful bit

This was a wild listen and I hope you all play this again

“Now available, three years in the past” is such a perfect ending!

I love these videos so much, even if I've heard the bit before. Shout out to the editor(s)!

Seeing yalls faces adds so much to this already hilarious bit, thank you for all the video stuff!

2:38 Justin what on this earth do you mean "go into" the man has BEEN THERE this WHOLE TIME

I must not have been listening to this one very hard the first time around cus I am ON the ground

The maniacal glee in Justin's face at the prospect of buying another web domain fuckin sent me

I really want to see Hank green react to this

Hunk Green has huge potential!!

Love Crank Green and this is one of my favorite bits. I love Am I the asshole. 😂

I'm about halfway through this clip and I've figured out where this is going. Iris.

Y'all deserved a week off and all but it's wild how much I missed you in that time.

One of my favorite clips ever.

Sometimes I wish you uploaded the whole podcast as vid

im not sure if they are making fun of him for a different reference or if they know that for the entire beginning of 2023 hank was know as crank (crab hank) green

@pshtwhoneedsaname

3 ай бұрын

it’s a reference to a jason statham movie but it is also a wonder crab coincidence

but the iris is the sphincter, not the pupil

This is beautiful 😹

Can I borrow somebody else's device so I can check that link pls

@heefsies

3 ай бұрын

do you even need to check? you know these boys ALWAYS commit to the bit. btw, it totally redirects to crank green's website

JUSTIN'S EYEBROWS

More like Hunk Green indeed

God griffins FACE 1:42

Thank you Crank

Crank Green

preeeetty sure that the iris is the sphincter, not the pupil! Griffin was robbed

can we watch the whole video versions?

Crank Green