Any bird that WALKS into a room has already proven a willingness to adhere to our human norms. It's the flying that's an issue, because I can't do that very well.

@KooblyK

5 ай бұрын

Not walking into a human space is, honestly? Inconsiderate.

@slicknicdwyer

5 ай бұрын

All I'm saying bro is that if they're gonna come to our country, they gotta learn our culture bro

@Levacque

5 ай бұрын

It's like those seagulls who politely wait for an automatic door to open before walking in to steal food. They understand the social contract, but not far enough to comprehend the morality of theft.

@MiseFreisin

5 ай бұрын

@@Levacque everyone's all like "if you see a shoplifter, no you didn't" until it's a seagull and tbh I think that's unfair big corporations account for shrinkage, let the seagulls be

@gabesgotunpaidtaxes

5 ай бұрын

I have taken the subway alongside my fellow citizens plenty of times and just because they coo and have feathers and eat garbage does not mean they deserve to be there any less than everyone else 💖

The moment we decided to build treehouses for our kids, birds were like "sure, but your malls are fair game now."

I worked in a hotel with a large atrium. A bird got in one time and hung out there for like two weeks. There was a restaurant in the hotel and the bird would pick leftovers off people’s plates. Every time we saw it we were supposed to call maintenance who would show up with a comically large net and attempt to catch the bird.

this is probably my favorite modern mbmbam bit, and it might just be because of "penguins are basically little guys"

I have really enjoyed watching the evolution of Griffin's office space.

"balloon in the rafters rules" makes so much sense

Travis getting really excited about penguins while having a penguin on his shirt made my day 🐧

as a person who both owns a parrot and cares for ducks & several wild chickens, the main issue is size, unless it is of course a penguin.

@THEMADDMAXX67

5 ай бұрын

emperor penguins can get up to past 1 meter in height. If that walked into my room I'd probably climb up onto the bed until I figure out wtf was happening. Probably wouldn't harm me but until I figured out what was up my heart rate would probably spike.

I love the idea of human beings needing to save face as a species in front of birds as a class by not letting them see us in our most vulnerable state.

@wonkothesane13

5 ай бұрын

I mean, if we let them know our biggest vulnerabilities then they'll rise up and overtake us

When the notification came up I thought the title was "When can birds be inside me?", which I thought would be a perfectly normal thing for MBMBAM to be discussing. Different discussion than this, but still within the realm of possibility, topical with Thanksgiving coming up and thoroughly enjoyable.

@bethaniepetitpas5699

5 ай бұрын

Oh my glob, me too. I thought "Birds inside me like the Jeff Mangum song?"

@MiseFreisin

5 ай бұрын

again context - if there's chicken inside me THAT'S FINE if there's penguin inside me OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

@tiffanyb3147

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂🦃

if a penguin entered my space of it's own accord, it would be a life changing moment and a core memory. Penguins are lil gentlemen for SURE and they are welcome at ALL times to disrupt my day-to-day functions.

I appreciate you releasing a clip with Justin wearing a Death Blart shirt in this, the week of my personal Superbowl

If Ja’am, dogs 2 the sequel to dogs, was flying around in real life I would be terrified

“Evacuate…Call an adult…”

random thought, but I love how happy & healthy they all look.

@tiffanyb3147

5 ай бұрын

I’m always thinking…why don’t I have plants in my living space🌻🌲🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

"I don't know what that has to do with the price of gas" has not left my lexicon since this episode came out.

As someone who has kept many birds inside, my reaction to a pigeon walking into the room I'm in would probably be one of amusement lol

@bagandbroad

5 ай бұрын

I think I’d be amused even if an ostrich walked in, the second before it kicked me to death

@tiffanyb3147

5 ай бұрын

I was thinking of an ostrich too😂

@dragonsmaybe7322

5 ай бұрын

I work in a coffee shop in a touristy location, so a lot of pigeons around (people feeding them for tourist pictures etc). Because we have pastries in the window, pigeons will constantly just straight up walk in through the front door. You don't even have to chase them, when they see you you just kinda politely walk them out.

There was a black capped chickadee that successfully lived in the dog food aisle at the costco I worked at for the full year I was employed there.

"Open your abode, ground child! Let peace be made!"

@MorganMcCauley11

5 ай бұрын

The sky children seek war no more! Come be a wind master with us, ground child!

Parrots (the type I have, at least) do also walk around on the floor like little dudes sometimes. It never stops being charming

The simultaneous "Mmm"

in this clip: Griffin (and apparently his brothers, since they didn’t say anything) forget that penguins can’t fly

@snuffysam

Ай бұрын

Referring to the dog line? I think that was the point, pointing at a guy that just politely waddles around in a tuxedo and still just calling it “a bird” is like if there was one dog that could fly around but you still lumped it in with all dogs.

I remember when I was a little tiny child, I actually thought birds just....Belonged in Walmarts because I would always see at least 1 hanging out in the rafters everytime we went. Young me just saw them and went "yes that is where birds belong this makes sense" and if I went to a Walmart and DIDNT see a bird Id feel super weird and upset (which looking back MAY have been another neurodivergent symptom because the birds were such an ingrained part of what Walmart was to me)

saw a family of birds in an airport once and everyone was chill about it

@oriaanhunter

5 ай бұрын

"Can you imagine if a bird got on a plane and sat in one of the seats? I'd absolutely lose it. "You don't need to be here" I'd say"

@tiffanyb3147

5 ай бұрын

I’d be like, so what’s your choice for lunch?😮

The antithesis of a penguin walking into the room, I imagine would be a 7 ft tall ostritch lowering it's long ass raptor neck to walk into the room.

Every home depot I have been in has birds inside

This is truly just the perfect distillation of a Guys Talking to Each Other Podcast conversation

A therapy penguin sounds pretty tight, not gonna lie.

I will say I know its very common for pigeons to get in city places, But I was in a train station in Chicago and there was like a WHOLE FLOCK of pigeons in the (quite small) waiting area for the train

@MiseFreisin

5 ай бұрын

kudos to them for taking the train instead of flying to reduce their carbon footprint

The guys keep looking better with age

downright LOEVLY conversation

i adore travis’ recording space. fish tank stream when?

Love that Travis doesn't seem to realize he's wearing a Penguin shirt.

juice lookin FRESH in this clip

Hens get WEIRD sometimes when they're broody. I had one who just straight up walked into the house, jumped up onto the couch and started watching tv with us

bird

Has Juice never been to an IKEA? You're missing out dude!

Did you save up this clip for the synergy of the _Til Death Do Us Blart_ shirt for cross-marketing purposes? You can tell me, I'll be chill.

@AJLikesCats

5 ай бұрын

Was also thinking about that during the entire clip, very excited for a new episode of my favorite annual podcast 😸

I like to think that I would grind the podcast to a halt if I waddled into Travis' room.

@mollyjones8115

5 ай бұрын

😂

God damn I fuckin love you guys. Life is hard and you always pick me up

I work in a large retailer and fwiw birds in the main store/warehouse are just too elusive. They are ignored. If one gets trapped in the little shopping cart vestibule area, though, it is a PROBLEM

they are correct in the sense that if a penguin appeared in any space, it would be a positive experience

in the Las Vegas Sphere they make it look like a giant atrium as you take your seats and they added a fake bird flying around on the ceiling so it looks like one got loose in the building.

Travis, nice nails dude❤

I think I have a question about the "giant wolves" in Petsmart?

Birds can be inside when they had an early life leg injury and prefer watching TV over going outside. Source: rescue duck that lives in my house.

@SteffedPepper

5 ай бұрын

Well of course that rescue duck is going to say that!

I've had this conversation in my head every time a bird gets in the lobby of the hospital I work at. It's happened twice that I've seen, which isn't a lot of times.

Pro tip: if you moisten the bird it cannot fly and then you can snatch it up. Also learned from working in pet store lol

No one cares how the penguin got here. We're all just glad that it is here.❤

There are these little birds that are always in our local shopping centre. Not sure what they eat and drink, but they seem to be established there.

Having worked at a Home Depot, there are just birds that aren't supposed to live in the rafters, but do anyways. They put up bird wires outside and stuff, but otherwise, it's just a question of calling a third party to remove the birds

Who’s gonna tell griff that penguins can’t fly

Love this bit❤. I am sharing this with my best friend because birds always attack her in the park. It’s funny to watch 😂😂.

My parrot can be inside because he would be a menace to both himself and others if he were let loose upon the world

Travis is a very smart

Ah yes, the penguin, the most humble and beautiful of the species of flying dog. Which coincidentally is neither a dog, or capable of flight. A miscategorization, much like the blue footed boobie which do have blue feet but I never seen a pair of honkers on one of them.

Penguins fly, but underwater. Yes, I know, that's technically "swimming", but if you look at how they move, underwater, it's definitely more like flying than swimming.

Justin looks very handsome in this clip

Oh wow, just yesterday I was at an art museum and the cafe had pigeons wandering around and no one seemed to care, which seemed weird to me. They were getting in through an open door.

@cronehaven1246

5 ай бұрын

I want to go there.

@mookie714

5 ай бұрын

@@cronehaven1246 well if you’re in San Francisco it’s the cafe on the 5th floor of SFMoMA.

@cronehaven1246

5 ай бұрын

@@mookie714 Here's where I reveal I thought you said penguins. I pictured them walking in.

Justin looks great here, you look better at 40 than at 30 dude keep it up

penguins cant fly though. thats one of the main things about penguins

What keyboard do you have Griffin? 🎹

Have you interacted with the average parrot Travis? My ex's family had a parrot and it LOATHED people. They treated it like shit. It would SCREAM at 4am every single day and tell everyone to shut the fuck up. Also KZread flagged this comment as going against community standards... Is KZread a parrot?

Ah yes, penguins, well known for their ability to fly.

@LegendaryBricktures

5 ай бұрын

I think the bit is that dogs don’t fly so calling a bird that can’t fly a bird is weird

Did you and Guy Montgomery coordinate both posting bird inside videos this week?

Dang is Justin slimmin it down??! keep that strive maboi!

What microphone is Justin using? Asking for several friends.

Wait.... What episode is this from?

@iantkach6640

5 ай бұрын

According to the video description, episode 652: Travis’s Fast Soup Cup for Boys.

for some reason when justin speaks it looks like the sound is coming from somewhere else. like he's just lip syncing to a voice recording of himself. does anyone else think so?

@ang-meets-world

5 ай бұрын

i think his audio is just a little bit off from his video (more so than the other two) if you're paying attention to it

Paul Blart would know all about birds walking into rooms.

Justin looking very youthful and fit?? King.