Fun story from one of their concerts: Chris noticed that there were more children at the venue than usual. He followed this observation with "Let's teach 'em some new words, yeah?" and started playing this.

@aaronhanks2547

Жыл бұрын

In Dallas he opened the song asking how many kids were there and the reminded everyone that they are a kid friendly band.

@salem_moon3597

Жыл бұрын

I was there for that one in Colorado

@YautjaSpacePirate

10 ай бұрын

Hell, I've seen five year olds running in a store yelling, "FFFUUUUUUCK!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BeefSupreme-vk9sz

7 ай бұрын

Oh wow how fun!!! You're obviously easily entertained because this is pathetic, do you hang out at the reniassnce faire too!? 😮😂

@Tobillama

7 ай бұрын

​@@BeefSupreme-vk9szas a matter of fact I do, what of it?

It amazed me that half of alestorm songs are epic pirate songs and the other half beyond drunk songs that don't give a fuck. Yet its always a guess wich song is wich.

@dutchrailroadcrossings

2 жыл бұрын

this is a bit inbetween

@Llortnerof

2 жыл бұрын

What do you mean "other" half?

@nicholaspeters9919

Жыл бұрын

Most are both.

@dadancinrat22

9 ай бұрын

@@Llortnerofyes

Always when I get asked why I love Alestorm so much I answer: "Because they sing only about very real and relatable stuff and the way they present it also matches being very real and relatable". I stand by my words.

@zeregaa

Жыл бұрын

"put your dick in a blender" pure poetry right there

how awkward chris looks throughout this entire video is amazing

@anzerupnik1442

2 жыл бұрын

I think it's the I got lost in the gay dolphin shirt

@Janshevik

2 жыл бұрын

@@anzerupnik1442 si bil na Gloryhammer pred kratkim?

@mikenorthrop5815

2 жыл бұрын

@@anzerupnik1442 that shirt is an essential part of his look and I love it

@TheSkillBitch

Жыл бұрын

thought the same....awkwardly dancing in a blender or something, surrounded by rubber ducks...best video haha

@CertainlyCaro

Жыл бұрын

He looks like he's being held at gunpoint

"Get drunk and dig for treasure" "On the quest that lasts forever" [Hootsforce Arise]

@Trevors_Dragons

2 жыл бұрын

Alestorm gloryhammer crossover?

@richardgonzalez6409

2 жыл бұрын

@@Trevors_Dragons Quest for the Rumhammer.

@blazikenking

2 жыл бұрын

@@richardgonzalez6409 Well, that's one way to get smashed.

@eviljagtech

2 жыл бұрын

@@Trevors_Dragons The trick would be explaining how Christopher Bowes, Alestorms lead singer and Christopher Bowes (Zargothrax) Keyboards of Gloryhammer are different people.

@lucapiemonti9767

2 жыл бұрын

@@eviljagtech Ah, but for the purpose of the crossover, do they NEED to be? =)

"You are well and truly very fucked" That's some Monty Python-esque line

@xxbl00dh0undxx

2 жыл бұрын

English teachers love this line cuz it's so deep

@gaberlencek9316

29 күн бұрын

profile pic brothers lol

Didn't think they'd match Anchor but they did

This is why I love Alestorm. When I first read the title with the Parental Advisory logo, I knew that this is going to be good. I wasn't disappointed. This is my new favorite song

@Monarch-ArelyDeWaegeneer

Жыл бұрын

Every few days it comes across in my dreams...

That's exactly how I dance to any metal I hear

@kapteinkaos6081

2 жыл бұрын

Well I hope you never hear any Necrophagist

I love how P.A.R.T.Y got Disney level animation and Cannonball got... this.

@FadingAway90

9 күн бұрын

Disney, after dark

Fucked by an anchor part 2. Absolutely brilliant, job well done lads🤘🏻

@oriolselles

2 жыл бұрын

NO SENSE WITH THE SONG BUT I ALSO LOVE NANCY THE TAVERN WRENCH!

This is the most jovially violent song I've ever heard. I've had it on repeat for 2 days straight.

Listened to the new album on the drive into work......had to check the lyrics on my phone as soon as I got in. Didn't risk doing it on the work computer. I fully approve.

You know it's bad when even napalm records didn't want to put it on their official channel and alestorm had to put it on their own channel

@RobAmbidge

2 жыл бұрын

And it's the only t-shirt that's censored on the store 😅

@PHelsing

2 жыл бұрын

@@RobAmbidgeholly shit yes... how i saw it.... now i need one!!!

@blazikenking

2 жыл бұрын

It's probably because they got fruit punch on the rubber duck at the end.

@FriedBob

2 жыл бұрын

I think you meant, "You know it's good when..."

@RoFLduhasLoLgesagt

2 жыл бұрын

@@FriedBob agreed, he obviously has no clue at all.

"Fire at will!" People named Will: 🏃

@Pokerfuel

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@gaborkiss1425

2 жыл бұрын

Will Smith like, "fuck"

@xxbl00dh0undxx

2 жыл бұрын

@@gaborkiss1425 yesss

@VNdoug

Жыл бұрын

Kid named fire:

@Pokerfuel

Жыл бұрын

@@VNdoug Kid named at: 🗿

Can y'all upload the green screen footage of Chris.

@Alestorm

2 жыл бұрын

What do you mean? He's clearly standing in a real blender. RIP

@shelbeanswtf

2 жыл бұрын

​@@Alestorm RIP his peen

I can perfectly imagine Alestorm writing this for saint valentine's day

this is my favorite band

@oriolselles

2 жыл бұрын

mine TOO🧡

@Mehtaru

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely up there for me lmao

I laughed and said "what the fuck" at least a dozen times. Absolutely masterful.

@Moon-it8ij

2 жыл бұрын

Same here lol

@jivesh_rajput

Жыл бұрын

What the *duck

When humanity meets an alien race in the future and they want to know what high art is, I’m showing them this video. Absolutely masterful

@SaltRockz

11 ай бұрын

Dooming humanity one power metal song at a time

@theironpill9296

3 ай бұрын

They would headbang to it ofc

I want this to be played on my funeral

@TreespeakerOfTheLand

Жыл бұрын

this, but dedicate it to your abuser :) they can't sue you for threats when you're dead :D

I love how chris is giving the duck the OH, YOU meme face through this entire thing

*How did Chris manage to look as awkward as possible will stay a mystery.*

when the VFX guy says he's gonna make the low budget video in Blender, and the lead singer says "sure, I wanna be in a blender" I am not complaining, this is what I signed up for :)

I don’t think a cannonball is going to fit in there.

@shannons7150

4 ай бұрын

Youd be suprised

@Yargo666

Ай бұрын

Well, not with that attitude... 😒

I just discovered this song while taking a shower. Shortly after I found this video. Alestorm truly is a piratical band of outrageous proportions. And can we get an F for Chris having been turned into a well and true bloody mary.

I can’t believe this legend owns Gloryhammer

@Mwilli2132

11 ай бұрын

Wait wot?

@SaltRockz

11 ай бұрын

@@Mwilli2132 DUDE HE IS LITERALLY ZARGOTHRAX 😭😭

@JoshuaOdionson

9 ай бұрын

​@@SaltRockz Chris started Gloryhammer.

"Hell yeah, that's some happy Pirate Metal, I will show it to everyone!" ... "Ok. No. No I won't. Good Lord."

Chris Bowes is the most prestigious poet and performer of our time

Chris out here giving off big "I don't know what to do with my hands" energy

The things Lord Zargothrax must do to be able to fund his wars

I think i need to stop dropping acid. That duck was totally screaming at me

they used my favorite word, forevermore

I love the Parental Advisory on the thumbnail, with the implication that the parent in question is Chris's mum.

Alestorm rubber duck merch when!

Been a fan of Alestorm for years and I finally got to see them for the first time last Friday. So glad they played this song!!

Can't wait to see this live😂

I'm glad to see the "I got lost at the Gay Dolphin"-shirt return!

I unironically love this song

With the look on his face, and the way this was shot. I am sure he wasn't wearing pants when they shot this.

Dawg, I was working on some school stuff, when i heard the lyrics. I'm like 'Hmm? What did Chris just say?' So i went to this tab and surprise surprise, he said the exact words I thought he did. LMFAO!🤣

I can't say I expected the chorus to be what it is.

I almost forgot about parental advisory logos. I saw a bunch of those around my highschool years. 😅

Most inclusive song 2022

Hahaha Elliot the Duck

I'm loving the 'year 6 disco' level dance moves

i've been on a wheelchair for 5 years, but i managed to stand up just to turn the volume up...

That solo is way too damn epic. If I’m gonna do anything with cannonballs and blenders, I’m at least glad I get to do it to that solo.

Shout out from Sauna Finland! keep it coming!

Chris looks like he's at a concert, surrounded by people high as shit and trying to blend in.

The raunchiest and most offensive songs are always the catchiest lol. See also: "Hasa Diga Ebowai".

It was so amazing when they played this live!

Chris is a fucking loon! Not laughed so much for ages. Alestorm you truly are one of a kind and I love you for it!

This needs to be played live! Especially in Australia!

Now that was an auditory masterpiece if I ever heard one.

people of YT, I present to you, greatness with funny lyrics. What a vibe for at least 4 years

Album is a banger, love it

This song helped me beat my now EX-suicidal tendencies, thank you Chris.

That giant duck has seen some things...

I don't care if some distant civilization has time travel or a Dyson sphere or something lame like that We are by far the most gifted and advanced beings in the universe, for we invented pirate metal

Alestrom never lets us down

Cooperative run in "Sea of Thieves" in one song.

Napalm is missing out by not wanting this masterpiece

It's like Fucked With An Anchor, Mexico and Pegleg Potion had a 3 way love child

Well if Alestorm says so... Update: my blender hurts

@Rancid-Jane

4 ай бұрын

Cannon balls are so heavy.

Wait, a man cursed with an unquenchable thirst for excessively violent murder originating in Paraguay? Pentahook, is that you?

This is the best music video I have seen in a long time

i LOVE THIS BAND SO SO MUCH.

This feels kinda like a sequel to Fucked with an Anchor.

I never thought you'd top Buckfast Powersmash until I heard this track. Scottish Pirate Metal forever!!!! (I may be a bit drunk)

the duck on stage was just brilliant. thank you for coming o sweden alestorm, best sweden rock festival ever!

A masterpiece. How could it not be?

You need to be an extremely clever and funny guy to think of this song and music video hahaha love it

3:49, this can be a joke on the game High on life.

In the specific scenario where I'm reincarnated in another world and I have to fight a goddess and my highest technically is cannons, I will instruct them to aim there specifically.

Lmfao, this is amazing. Haven't laughed this hard at an Alestorm song since Fucked with an Anchor

I LOVE this song. Great album too.

i cant stop laughing at this. i love the insane pirate metal and this video reminds me of the cheesy dumb MTV videos from the early 1980's.👍👍👍👍👍

Yo! Ho! Yoho! Everytime I watch this I keep this big smile whole day. Awesome song :)

Every day Alestorm surprises me again... AMAZING💚

Chris, your look here is so stupid and fun! Thanks, now i just can't be shy anymore :)

Nice to see Ernie's rubber ducky finally joined a band

The duck singing along is hilarious. 🤘

Can't stop watching this 🤣😂🤣😂 you're the best 🤟🔥🦆

Seeing you guys at rock city in feb

I thought that Alestorm couldn't outdo 'Fucked With An Anchor'. I was clearly wrong!

One of my favourite alstorm songs now. 😂😂

I love everything about this song and video.

Yeah.🤘

are they just trying to see the limits?

Awesome tune

Ah yes metal gotta love it

This album is going to be insane!!!

@gordid4770

2 жыл бұрын

Its already out man

Stick your …..in the blender!😂😂🤣🍺🍺love it

I felt the sudden urge to click that button. You know, the one underneath the description.

I can't wait to see these guys play live in the other Perth this november

@luket6334

Жыл бұрын

I was there, how good was it!

Only alestorm can get away with this kinda thing 😎😎 love it

Very good dance.

🤣 everything and more you'd expect from ale 🤘yusss

I can't stop laughing! Love Alestorm!