Hope you enjoyed! Here are the deleted scenes: kzread.info/dash/bejne/nq18zNeFgbffc9Y.html

@EvanOM

4 жыл бұрын

Are you like another channel called kris and Jack

@aluhearriaga3955

3 жыл бұрын

You are late. 2 and a half years late

@Qoobon_

6 ай бұрын

What

@oliviacoale5286

6 ай бұрын

Same

@CatsRul85

6 ай бұрын

Why do I feel like Cats would get full pass

What I just realized: Based upon some of his remarks "done a million of these", "typical", "Karen from earth" etc. while the examiner is certainly not entirely knowledgable about humans, his shock about the diagnosis at the end implicate, that at least a good chunk of abducted humans CAN teleport on Andromeda! Dave is just one of the few poor souls who can't.

@mysterynotch9098

5 ай бұрын

I can't believe that even though this sketch was made 6 years ago the creators still took the time to look through and like this comment that's wholesome

@zillasaiyan1m274

5 ай бұрын

@@mysterynotch9098unfortunately they edited the comment so now the heart is gone

@disguisedcentennial835

4 ай бұрын

Bro got a heart from the creator just to edit it and remove the like 😂 broooo

@Vulcano7965

4 ай бұрын

@@disguisedcentennial835should have left those writing errors in ._.

@Cooldudejr

3 ай бұрын

I'm guessing we as people haven't truly tap into are potential yet. That's why aliens see as toddlers of the universe.

"I want a second opinion" I fucking lost it. Chris and Jack is a great way to start your morning.

@yoniimusic

7 жыл бұрын

Hounoru the fidget spinner though

@furrypineapple4374

7 жыл бұрын

Goku ssj10000 he wants another doctor to see him and see if he can talliport

@sykochannel757

7 жыл бұрын

subscribee pleasee :) ;)

@BryceStachewicz

7 жыл бұрын

Syko Channel if u sub to me

@sykochannel757

7 жыл бұрын

your turn now

Asks is this your first abduction. Also wipes memory.

@devyn4983

Жыл бұрын

Lol I was just about to state that. 2 years too late 🤣🤣

@Borkomora

Жыл бұрын

@@devyn4983 it's how they make sure their memory wipes work on humans :O if one says it's not their first, well boyyyy

@randomturd1415

Жыл бұрын

@@Borkomora was gonna comment the same , after 2 yrs lol

@pixelkatzeus

6 ай бұрын

Not to burst the bubble, you make a very good point but he did receive a tracking chip. It would most likely be his first time.

@aidenchen2081

6 ай бұрын

@@pixelkatzeusso they can ask him next time

"Well I want a second opinion" LMAO!

@taquitoburrito

5 жыл бұрын

Best part

@devinbaird2470

4 жыл бұрын

That part is hilarious!

@TitaniumDragon

5 ай бұрын

Well, he got it! But it resulted in an out of network consultation for over $1 billion.

Why is this...kind of relaxing-

@Krane5328

6 ай бұрын

Welcome to the wild world of asmr

@m30wdy

6 ай бұрын

I thought I was the only one

@spazrqjay

6 ай бұрын

Welcome to asmr enjoy stay search up cranial nerve exams asmr you’ll love it

@spazrqjay

6 ай бұрын

@@m30wdytime to watch asmr bucko

@4nubisjdb562

5 ай бұрын

Asmr Alien Abduction. Thank us later

I cant understand how this channel hasn't blown up to over a million subscribers.

@RichGilly

7 жыл бұрын

Are they advertising? A trailer of their work would get me to click. Maybe collab with some other channels?

@Konardthesasquatch

7 жыл бұрын

its ont he front page of reddit now, its just a matter of time now

@HopDances

7 жыл бұрын

They've been on the frontpage more than once.

@joepotato2862

7 жыл бұрын

they have been there twice now

@friendinthefray7322

7 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure if they're advertising but it stands to reason that superior content like this should self propagate. It's just really surprising to me that it hasn't occurred at a faster rate. If anything, this channel is an example that no matter how good your content it's impossible to be successful without being in the game for a certain period of time. I have no doubt however, that if these guys keep this up they'll be superstars for sure within three years. Ill bet every last dime I have.

This has to be the single greatest comedy sketch I have ever seen.

@ChrisandJack

7 жыл бұрын

Well, this has to be the single greatest comment we've ever seen!

@alexhamilton3522

7 ай бұрын

*memory wipes you*

@markh1603

6 ай бұрын

This has to be the single greatest comedy sketch I have ever seen.

@daniellichtenstein7541

6 ай бұрын

This has to be the single greatest comedy sketch I have... ever.... Woah. Deja vu.

@mr.j8511

5 ай бұрын

@@daniellichtenstein7541*memory wipe*

My favorite moment was when the alien says to himself, "Think!" and points at his neck.

@whiskeryscorer2393

6 ай бұрын

My favorite too

@war_fish

5 ай бұрын

Then their brains should be a cylindrical shape

@Shadowboy5009

2 ай бұрын

The creepiest part probably

@Spacebugg

26 күн бұрын

Yea, its like the thing humans do except this guy's brain is on his neck so he points there instead.

@Real_Fax4Life

24 күн бұрын

@@Spacebuggahhh, really?

funny buggers

@toddsherman812

7 жыл бұрын

hearing this from someone as talented as you is quite an honor. I love your music -- especially "Your S.P.E.C.I.A.L" -- that made my long wait for Fallout 4 more memorable.

@ChrisandJack

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks Dan! Love your stuff!

@redstocat5455

5 ай бұрын

THE MUSIC KING IS HERE YOU ARE SALUED BY THE ENTIRE MINECRAFT COMMUNAUTY

@41-Haiku

4 ай бұрын

Oh hey, it's Dan Bull!

@Bio_Hazard_2.0

4 ай бұрын

Yo it’s that one guy

This was so good!! The concept is fantastic, and the execution was just perfect every step of the way. Great performance, great writing, great editing - you guys are great. That "twelve cents" at the end is hilarious every time!

@EugeniaLoli

7 жыл бұрын

Fully agreed, absolutely everything was on cue. Perfect in every way, filmmaking-wise.

@angusduffield-bish885

5 жыл бұрын

You guys need to collab.

@Sagalink

5 жыл бұрын

Wow Thaaanks Kyle

@Pasta_Pirate

5 жыл бұрын

Omg Door monster my two favourite channels in the same place, please do a Collab it'd be great

@micahschmitz859

5 жыл бұрын

And both of my favorite channels. Holy crap

These guys are so good that their idea of an April Fools' joke would be to post a bad video.

@TheLudified

7 жыл бұрын

Bow that's an awesome idea!

@SoulSukkur

7 жыл бұрын

Cyanide and happiness did that last april. they reuploaded a version of their most disliked video where it played once, and then played again in slow motion. the title and thumbnail were suggested it was a new iteration of a well-loved series.

@huh968

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I'm also subscribed to C&H. At least they found a good purpose for a bad video...

@dragos7puri

7 жыл бұрын

They'll snowball soon enough.

@KuZiMeiChuan

6 ай бұрын

​@@dragos7puri I'm here 6 years later to report it hasn't happened yet.

does anyone feel ASMR vibes here

@tema29rus

2 ай бұрын

Definitely

@J0HD0H

2 ай бұрын

100%

@rarescevei8268

2 ай бұрын

._.

@Screwedhead

2 ай бұрын

Yes

@Memes_F

2 ай бұрын

I love this type of ASMR

3:08 "Their existence shouldn't work. But somehow, *for now*, it does."

@Filip-nw5mv

5 ай бұрын

fr fr, just look at all the problems we have

@zelithfang2365

5 ай бұрын

I feel like we are one step away from global extinction every day. Even more so now, I mean look at what's happening now. Humanity is so advanced (at least to our own standards) yet so unbelievably dumb. We are a paradox lol.

@leaf-eater

5 ай бұрын

The way he described us was like we were bees 😭

@sponosx7736

2 ай бұрын

We were made in god’s image, *WE* were mean’t to inherit the stars.

@themonsterunderyourbed.7620

Ай бұрын

​@@sponosx7736 source: humanity

"I'd like a second opinion." Alright, you got me.

I've watched this 15 times.

@ChrisandJack

7 жыл бұрын

We've watched you watch it 15 times. Creepy?

@jackso3467

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve watched this 1 times

@theancientdragon7176

3 жыл бұрын

40!

@peej8541

3 жыл бұрын

Mood

@Jesse__H

3 жыл бұрын

I come back to watch all of C&J's greatest hits at least once a year. I think the body switching one is probably my favorite

I would 100% binge watch a feature length series of this.

1:57 Dave definitely nailed that board to the table

@ShadowMuppetX

2 ай бұрын

Typical.

@sabiqs.harits6388

Ай бұрын

The ideal response is probably taking the nail out of the plank, I guess?

@CanadianMapping01

8 күн бұрын

@@sabiqs.harits6388 I mean we aren't intelligent life so how should we know?

@Kero-zc5tc

2 күн бұрын

@@CanadianMapping01I am 🗿

lol this needs to be an entire series. the"I want a second opinion" line was gold.

"There are a lot of Karens" lmao this aged well

0:04 Me being dragged to hell after laughing at a You Laugh You Lose compilation in 2014

@playerjaxsco9898

6 күн бұрын

Very specific

“I’m afraid you can’t teleport” I legit thought he was bouta tell Dave he had cancer or something and was caught way tf off guard

that "I want a second opinion" line was so unexpected and hilarious

It's bewildering to me how this channel isn't WAY more popular

@ZikedY

6 ай бұрын

200k subs ain't that bad

@DragonsSongStudios

6 ай бұрын

@@ZikedY never said it wasn't. It's pretty damn impressive!

I love the high production value with ordinary objects like a mouse pad and juggling equipment as probes.

I find myself ready enjoying every skit I see from these guys. My favorite joke from this video is the hammer and board test and the alien says “Typical”.

It may be because I like ASMR, but some of the sounds of the equipment are really pleasing.

@C4c7u5cry97id

5 ай бұрын

Fun fact, if you look up Abduction Asmr this is a result

@whereismymustard1471

4 ай бұрын

E

2:31 the paper xD just straight up scribble central.

it's sad to see such a channel so rich and prolific in content has such few subscribers. C'mon now KZread.. they deserve a million subscribers, at least!

@janetxu9970

7 жыл бұрын

Q

@jaredsparks5834

7 жыл бұрын

Just a matter of time

@user-tm5st6zt7g

5 ай бұрын

Sadly, they never got a million subscribers. Now only youtube shorts youtubers get all the subs by posting dumbass zero-effort content.

A spin off series with these two? Where the alien decides to keep the human and takes him to andromeda .

@xxPingPangPow

6 жыл бұрын

Hi my name is Julie AND I STILL WANT A SEQUEL

@ohyeahyeah5368

5 жыл бұрын

Julie Webb you realize that this is a continuation of undeniable proof that I was taken by aliens and where the fbi try’s to wipe his mind right?

@loverrlee

4 жыл бұрын

The alien keeps him as a pet! 😂

@hobohabsburg8447

Жыл бұрын

@@xxPingPangPow 4 years later, guess the demand died down eh?

3:37 when you realize you have exams next week

@Viktor_Navorski

26 күн бұрын

Yeah

Legend says Chris and jack still heart comments to this day

@ChrisandJack

5 жыл бұрын

The legends... they are true.

Here we go again, front page of reddit. *Crosses fingers that the collective internet realizes how awesome you guys are*

this is somehow the best alien asmr without even trying

Chris & Jack alien make-up game on point hahaha

Was that really a fidget spinner by god there is no escape

@michaelmassajr.9996

7 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard when he brought it up to his face

@prestonwaters3464

7 жыл бұрын

LeighonardoDiCaprio I've literally never ever seen someone use one. You must find yourself around boring people

@LeighonardoDicaprio

7 жыл бұрын

***** or i live in a place with lots of children (who love fidget spinners), stores, and go to a public school where most people own one. Also, i browse the internet where i see one at least twice a day. I don't think someone using a fidget spinner is boring- in fact, from the sounds of it if you've never seen someone use one that would be out of the ordinary for you, not boring.

@andrewg.68

7 жыл бұрын

preston waters they're interesting to play with for about 30 minutes than after you've spun it as fast as u can while balancing it on your finger and seen how long it will spin for you've exhausted everything you can do with it and never touch it agian

@100Megapixelz

7 жыл бұрын

whoever invented the fidget spinner needs to die yesterday

The best unintentionally ASRM Video

@BrKeMM

Ай бұрын

i love ASRM

Always a treat when a new one comes out.

It's insane how these guys maintaine and continue to improve the quality and writing of these sketches to this day! You never run out of ideas and always make me laugh 😂

So consistently good!

"There are a lot of Karens" Good Lord is he right!

I want at least 2 of those fancy gadgets.

This is so deserving of an eventual sequel.

No clue how many times I've watched this. Love these sketches - they never get old.

“Human beings are like the universe looking back on itself” Is honestly the most beautiful thing I’ve heard on KZread

This is so genius, and hilarious. I can't stop watching it over and over

@AnAdequateViolinist

6 ай бұрын

You should be at around 400,000 watch throughs by now if you haven’t stopped, how’s that going?

At 1:22 the way he just taps the paper with the pen gets me every time 😂

Don't know why, but that pointing at the neck when saying "think!" to himself was the part that got me the most.

Little did Dave know that the test of whether a species is intelligent or not is whether they pull the nail OUT of the board.

It's always a treat when there's a new Chris and Jack video.

The best short movie I've seen in my life. To the point to what it tries to convey, with the best editing, and the most perfect performances (even to the last tick on the faces of the actors as the scene requires it). And of course, funny as hell.

“I’m afraid you can’t teleport on andromeda.” “Well I better get a teleportation device because I refuse to a completely normal person on an entirely different planet”

Why did it take 6 years for KZread to bring me here

I was hoping the alien was just gonna say "yes you will" before wiping his memory.

1:57 is hilarious! •plank with nail and hammer appears• •looks back and forth between plank and observing alien• "Is this ... should I?" •slams it one time like "I know this! Clean and easy!"• "Ugh. Typical." 🤣

These guys will be the next big thing, They are awesome!!!!! These guys got good comedy chemistry and it is clean af! Keep doing good work!

"there are a lot of karens" very true even in 2020

@ArielCotton

4 жыл бұрын

Right was thinking the same thing lol.

Someone should make an ASMR video just like this

every single video you guys have ever posted has been nothing but pure comedic GOLD

“I want a second opinion.” 😂

3:25 so basically humans are the universe reflecting on the things it’s done and will do? Damn

Man, I wish this was made into a full asmr video

"I'm never gonna forget that" *Wipes memory*

IM falling asleep, the sounds are so soothing..

@melanieusher1895

3 ай бұрын

Same

This video is so underrated ❤. It’s actually perfect. I’d watch a film on this sketch

Just started rewatching Avatar: The Last Airbender, and realized that Jack is the voice of Sokka! He did such a great job! But anyway, great video, guys! I have no idea how your channel hasn't blow up yet. Every video is so good!

@HeidiCharlesLeon

6 ай бұрын

wait WHAT?

@CatsRul85

6 ай бұрын

He what??? Omg

I was today years old when I discovered Jack, the alien, is Sokka's voice, how did I never realize it.

@CybernerdShua

4 ай бұрын

Holy crap! You're right!

"I'm never gonna forget that." Gets his memory wiped.

Why is this kinda relaxing lmao

@user-qw1xj4lb8o

4 ай бұрын

IKR??

20k views, number 4 on trending. nuff said

YOU GUYS ARE BRILLIANT. First found you guys from the GroundHog Day one, and its so great to see you guys get more views now!! Totally deserve it, you blokes are amazing Cheers from Australia, All the best lads

You guys keep outdoing yourselves. Hilarious stuff!

I need an ASMR video of this

@shotgunfrenzy1225

6 ай бұрын

I think it already is. I got so many amsr tingles from this

The THWACK at the end was very nice.

I cannot count how many times ive rewatched this, genuinely one of my favorite videos on the entire internet!

I love his reaction to being told he can't teleport on Andromeda. He didn't even know that was a thing 12 seconds ago, and the first thing he says isn't "Is that normal for humans?", it's "I want a second opinion", as if it's a standard medical examination and not an alien abduction. That's wild. He acclimated to the situation way too fast.

This channel deserves some recognition... Agree?

6 years late to the party but hey, happy to be here.

@lulolie

4 ай бұрын

Same

“I want a second opinion” got me laughing

I love how there was a juggling ball, ring, and club all included in the sketch. Beautiful to see

That ending killed me!

Man I hope youtube shorts help bring a lot of people here! This is amazing!

One of my favorite unintentional asmr videos

I came here to search for Sokka's voice actor and Im so glad I found this channel! You both are hilarious 😂😂 subscribed

We need a sequel.

This video might possess some of the best sound effects I've ever heard.

“You can’t teleport in andromeda” Me: “THEN HOW DID HE TELEPORT BEFORE”

"Nope pretty sure you're the alien Dave" lmao

I want a part 2 of this sketch

Wow, this is really like a third-person perspective of all those alien check-up ASMR videos I've seen 😂

My brain isn’t computing how THATS SOKKA.

This is probably the third time I've watched this video and it never gets old. Great production, really funny script and editing, you guys are my favorite channel on this platform. Wishing you tons of success in the future, keep up the great work!

Best unintentional asmr

@The_Milkman0

6 ай бұрын

Lol that’s what I was thinking

So happy you guys got on the trending page! I just discovered another amazing youtube channel! Went back and watched all of your videos!

This is the same type of humour that gravity falls had and I love it

Oh wow - a top quality original sketch on youtube...that is rare. Totally subbed btw, cant wait to watch the next one

There's probably thousands of alien types out there. They may even abduct eachother

@justiceriser8970

9 күн бұрын

True

Can't forget the speed that humans can populate a space and build an empire. And how fast one dude can make it all fall down after thousands of years

I love the use of juggling props!

@OttoVonChesterfield234

6 ай бұрын

Aahh glad im not the only one who noticed

The hammer bit always gets me lol