“How about sunrise land?” No “Why?” *The Sun Is A Deadly Laser*

@elly3rd939

3 жыл бұрын

Accurate though But i love Japan so no offense

@aldihamzaraj4795

3 жыл бұрын

Kayagorzan THE SUN IS A LAZY FUCK-ER

@Bilagtas

3 жыл бұрын

_Not anymore there's a blanket_

@Mrnoob_94

3 жыл бұрын

yesSssssssSSSSSS!!!!!!!

@nhn05

3 жыл бұрын

Hey animals let's go on land

“If I had a nickel for every time the mongols died in a typhoon, I would have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot, but its weird that it happened twice”

@moistbender148

3 жыл бұрын

_"Doooom!"_

@samuelmwangi2799

3 жыл бұрын

Nice reference lol

@alejandrootero8894

3 жыл бұрын

alta referencia

@ohdaUtube

3 жыл бұрын

It's Japan, the land of natural disasters

@robloxtriothecommenter6639

3 жыл бұрын

Whoot tooot

as someone whose first language is definitely not english, i watched this video approximately 7 years ago for the first time and barely understood anything due to the overall adhd kinda vibe. rewatching the video now got me thinking about how dramatically my english has improved over the years as i am not only able to get what bill was saying but even catch each word individually. wow. kinda proud of myself.

@NoodlesBowlB312

3 ай бұрын

“Open, the country, stop ,having it be closed”

@cat_with_a_witch_hat

Ай бұрын

You should be proud of yourself! English is a very difficult language to learn.

@Catt0

Ай бұрын

I'm proud of you too :)

@swanlee3348

29 күн бұрын

same experience , good job！

@astimoyeet

20 күн бұрын

Nice mate, english sucks dick to learn

I love how besides how much quickness, memes and goofiness over the explanation in this video, the nuclear explosion ( 8:25) felt so much sorrow and had more psychological weight than the rest of the video. Absolutely 10/10

@MrAnimason

7 ай бұрын

But the tiny white flag after along with the "cities that exist" box killed me.

@MM-pv5tp

7 ай бұрын

But you know what had more psychological weight? All the horrible stuff the Japanese did to the Chinese. I’d they deserved the nuke, and two nukes weren’t enough.

@AltOurCumrade

Ай бұрын

Yea but still kept Japan conquering Korea and China quick and funny. Like the Japanese treated them not bad.

@neatoburrito9013

Ай бұрын

@@AltOurCumradehey did you ever hear about what happened in Nanking??

@BunnyJoker

Ай бұрын

I couldn't put the feeling of the moment in better words. thanks.

Everything about this is perfectly in between "I'm teaching history" and "I don't give a shit"

@Brewsterion

7 жыл бұрын

I feel like it's something I might do.

@BloteAapOpVoeten

7 жыл бұрын

Brewsterion 1017 but you don't ?

@camdendaley1015

7 жыл бұрын

stride99 I'm actually using this for a school report

@Jobe-13

6 жыл бұрын

Nice

@TheDarwanlim

4 жыл бұрын

@Ya Boi your profie picture is a bird though

*Mongols exist* Tornadoes: “it’s free real estate”

@raulsaico9389

4 жыл бұрын

"haha“

@verdessence

4 жыл бұрын

Typhoon*

@kinlaw7220

4 жыл бұрын

Dead Channel He said tornado, listen to the history teacher

@arnavnegi2544

4 жыл бұрын

I know where your do is from. Nice.

@altamina2996

4 жыл бұрын

Shadowdragon china money trap* im mongolian lol

I came back for a refresher when Blue Eye Samurai came out, and again now that Shogun is out. What a resource. Thank you, bill wurtz.

@reggienewton

Ай бұрын

you. me. same.

@UchihaKat

17 күн бұрын

Same, I HAD to come back for the "yeah, right, it's not gonna be this kid, it's gonna be one of us" bit because of Shogun.

My history teacher once described World War I as "If you punch me in the face, all my friends are gonna beat you up, which means all YOUR friends are gonna beat THEM up" and I feel like 6:20 really captures that same feeling

Mongols: exist Tornado: *NO*

@crosslinezero3572

3 жыл бұрын

The Ghost

@kamize9093

3 жыл бұрын

Kamikaze?

@plutoniumisotope205

3 жыл бұрын

Itsss typhon

@mypersonalaccount4934

3 жыл бұрын

HASAGI!

@godnon_5487

3 жыл бұрын

eXcUsE mE iT,S a TyPhOoN nOt A tOrNaDo

“Open the country, stop having it be closed” is an underrated part.

@m4rlinzz

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Marra we coming for y’all November 23rd

@andrewmarra1135

4 жыл бұрын

SpenceIZKinG24 hype for that

@theultimategod1060

4 жыл бұрын

“please try this religion” “nooo” “tryyy iiiit” “no”

@crazymaniac7474

4 жыл бұрын

Gotta make it sound epic

@bluejay6904

4 жыл бұрын

commadore Perry with his black iron clad ships vs the wooden Japanese ships.

I started watching Shogun and the second they mentioned the five guys fighting to be emperor I immediately thought of this

0:00 Ancient Japan 1:00 Classical Japan 2:00 Medieval Japan 3:05 Renaissance Japan 4:09 Industrial Japan 5:09 First War Japan 6:09 Post-war Japan 7:08 Great Depression and League of Nations Japan 8:07 Second War Japan 8:22 Hiroshima Bomb 8:25 Nagasaki Bomb 11:02 Post-war Japan 12:03 Modern Japan

@andrybak

8 ай бұрын

Last two are messed up. Was it intentional?

@CrossOfBayonne

7 ай бұрын

WW2 Japanese soldiers were crazy and brutal, They were determined to fight to the very end especially towards late in the war and American soldiers and marines became hardcore veterans facing the Japanese Army on islands like Guadalcanal, Tarawa, Saipan and Iwo Jima & Okinawa to name a few.

@satombff6010

4 ай бұрын

@@andrybak i guess so🤣🤣

@abcproductions235

Ай бұрын

​@@andrybaki dont get it, why did he add time stamps that arent even in the video

@foxxy-3748

16 күн бұрын

@@abcproductions235 video originally had a multi-minute toothbrush ad in the middle, don't you remember?

"Try it" "No" "So a new religon was put into place"

@imakeislamiccontent

3 жыл бұрын

No dont.

@DundieLeCrocodile

3 жыл бұрын

You can make a religion out of this

@imakeislamiccontent

3 жыл бұрын

@@DundieLeCrocodile No don't.

@t_nicki

3 жыл бұрын

@@imakeislamiccontent yes let's make a religion out of this

@Anonymous-ot6hi

3 жыл бұрын

@@imakeislamiccontent so the religion was introduced

*Mongols:* Exist *Tornadoes:* So anyway, I started blasting

@Nhatanh0475

4 жыл бұрын

*The Bush and tree* : Your career end here.

@user-ol2nc1ko5i

4 жыл бұрын

*Kamikaze

@karlwilker579

4 жыл бұрын

I believe it was actually a tsunami or tycoon that destroyed their fleets.

@user-ol2nc1ko5i

4 жыл бұрын

Karl Wilker Ye and those winds were called the kamikaze. Kami- means god and kaze means wind. So they thought it was the winds that the Japanese gods sent to protect Japan

@karlwilker579

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-ol2nc1ko5i Cool! You learn something new every day.

3:47 Shogun begins here

3:45 - If you're here after watching Shogun.

@dietcoke759

19 күн бұрын

Damn I just started it so I guess I spoiled it a bit

@boobootown

2 күн бұрын

Crazy how fast the shogun series transitions straight into "blue eye samurai" on Netflix!

"Can you maybe chill?" "How bout maybe YOU chill??" Sibling wars.

@justalittleturtle5600

4 жыл бұрын

I like to refer to a quote by Sovietwomble. “We’re learning that ameRICA HAS NO CHILL!!!”

@tanihehe

4 жыл бұрын

@@justalittleturtle5600 😂👌👌

@whatuser9802

4 жыл бұрын

*i can confirm this..*

@wolfie5777

4 жыл бұрын

how but u *JuSt Go tO CHILIE'S*

@nicholasdavoli2973

4 жыл бұрын

1,000th like

Lesson: *The history of Japan* Test: *The history of the entire world*

@toxxc.5449

3 жыл бұрын

*i guess**

@mr.darkmobile-gaming349

3 жыл бұрын

69th like

@alotofthings3692

3 жыл бұрын

Homework: *history of a rice grain*

@Walter.H.White1

3 жыл бұрын

Entire za warudo

@jasonjackson8557

3 жыл бұрын

well good news, now you can watch the history of the entire world as well

This video is the context I needed to watch Shogun

"you've watched this video like 5 times already, stop." "How bout I view, anywayyy"

@spacedwarfguy

8 жыл бұрын

Same

@pamikokitty

8 жыл бұрын

TBH

@overlysalty4956

8 жыл бұрын

omg same

@redraiderzuke

8 жыл бұрын

+Yume so much this

@gullf1sk

8 жыл бұрын

+Yume repost shitpost fuck you

Japan: Closing their country before it was cool.

@Dowlphin

3 жыл бұрын

Reminded me of the Brits vs. China. 'Trade with us or else'. The clan of savage capitalists been digging their grave for a long time. Now the big red monster they created is about to eat them and half the world is cheering. And I'm like: Uhm... monster!

@Illustrious_0307

3 жыл бұрын

Economy: stonks

@nicolegreen5373

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dowlphin We don't speak of China here.it is forbidden.

@Dowlphin

3 жыл бұрын

@NICOLE GREEN - Only the city is. 😜

@nicolegreen5373

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dowlphin lol. cOrOnAvIrUs 👀😲

it baffles me that this guy doesn't drop more history videos like this.

@HazhMcMoor

6 ай бұрын

Lmao I started subscribing and get disappointed with short random videos

@GomeNasai-uq4fk

5 ай бұрын

Its definitely hard to do it

@chimes023

5 ай бұрын

It takes a loooong time to do research, not to mention all the editing, jingles, script, etc He does everything himself after all

@FractalNinja

21 күн бұрын

"OUTSIDE" is a bop tho 😅

こういうセンスが神ってる動画を理解する為に英語を学んでいると言っても過言ではない。

@youraveragepersonwalkingth6850

8 ай бұрын

Two months, how far have you gotten?

@CounterCurseMantra

5 ай бұрын

Do you know about Unit 731?

@JESUSWASAJUGGALO

5 ай бұрын

​@@CounterCurseMantraJust because someone is speaking japanese, you would ask them their opinion on the atrocities committed by imperial Japan? Have some self-awareness. You're speaking ENGLISH. Do you have any idea how much suffering, exploitation, oppression and outright genocide English speakers have caused? America, Britain, Australia, Canada, all of these countries have their own long, long list of crimes against humanity. The British and American empires especially, their sheer power means they are likely the biggest non-natural causes of suffering in human history. *All* governments minimize and erase the uncomfortable parts of their own history that's taught in schools. You should never think your government is any different.

@CounterCurseMantra

5 ай бұрын

@@JESUSWASAJUGGALO i aint reading all that

@JESUSWASAJUGGALO

5 ай бұрын

@@CounterCurseMantra wait, i recognize this hostility to reading... that's an american, alright! what are you doing on youtube? get back to your 14h shift in the Hamburger McMines™, or the Pinkertons™ will capture you and send you off in an Amazon™ package to fight in one of the ExxonMobil Army™'s many invasions of the middle east!

it feels like I have learned a lot and absolutely nothing at the same time.

@ikethethotslayercertifiedw5782

4 жыл бұрын

Same.

@DumKump

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@nibbles6675

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@lai4433

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@roderrickgaming9949

4 жыл бұрын

Same

"you cant keep watching this you've watched it 80 times" how bout i dooo

@iLOVEpicklesBRO28

8 жыл бұрын

Anywayy

@kierankelly1833

8 жыл бұрын

+little ghost bird AAAAYYYYY hows it goin' little miss everywhere?

@phantrashislife1830

8 жыл бұрын

The phandom is everywhere

@UberStar

8 жыл бұрын

anyway

@bigchooch4434

8 жыл бұрын

+little ghost bird 7:18

This video is going viral on Japanese Twitter now. A lot of Japanese understood it was really good to study Japanese history. Twitterでプチバズりしてたので見にきました。 細かいところが違うという指摘のコメントもありましたが、私自身が歴史を完璧に覚えているわけではないし、大まかに捉えるには非常に分かりやすかったです。

@copbabycombo1311

5 ай бұрын

*video not movie

@218kq

4 ай бұрын

This video have been up and watched dozens of mil times, so too his other video. It's just the japanese who were pathetic about learning modern history.

@idontknowwhattowritelol

15 күн бұрын

yea, hopefully they also study about the terrible things that the japanese empire did during ww2 D:

i havent seen this video for years but for some reason i just randomly wanted to watch it. the atomic bomb drop always kinda gives me chills. the tone of this video isnt meant to be serious but ive always liked that that moment is given the gravitas that it deserves. anyway, this took me back and it still holds up

“Open the country, stop having it be closed”

@septimistic

4 жыл бұрын

My favourite line

@jamieeisinger1833

4 жыл бұрын

It’s a tad redundant but it gets the point across

@eastonseiler1774

4 жыл бұрын

@@jamieeisinger1833 that's the joke...

@burnerBreakdown

4 жыл бұрын

*Knock knock.* *It’s the United States.*

@aman-hl9re

4 жыл бұрын

Hire the samurai

Mongols: *Exist* Water Tornadoes: *NO*

@mintrose983

3 жыл бұрын

*NO!!!* Mother mature shouts, *Japan is are friend*

@ethandunn7026

3 жыл бұрын

Some might say hurricanes

@rayaso6036

3 жыл бұрын

Either hurricane or waterspout

@OfficialZeroTwo

3 жыл бұрын

its a water spout

@gwa1682

3 жыл бұрын

@@OfficialZeroTwo some creatures from japan could drink the water spout

Prehistoric Japan (10,000 BCE - 300 BCE) The earliest inhabitants of Japan were hunter-gatherers who arrived around 10,000 BCE. Around 300 BCE, the Yayoi people migrated to Japan from the Asian mainland, bringing with them new technologies such as rice cultivation, metalworking, and pottery. The Kofun Period (300-710 CE) The Kofun period saw the emergence of a powerful ruling class, which built elaborate burial mounds called kofun. During this period, the Yamato clan emerged as the dominant political force in Japan and established a centralized government. The Asuka Period (710-794 CE) The Asuka period saw the introduction of Buddhism to Japan and the adoption of Chinese-style government. The Taika Reforms of 645 CE established a new legal code and administrative system, laying the foundations for a centralized government. The Nara Period (794-1185 CE) The Nara period saw the establishment of a permanent capital in Nara and the construction of the first permanent Buddhist temples in Japan. The period was marked by a flourishing of culture and art, including the creation of the world's first novel, The Tale of Genji. The Heian Period (794-1185 CE) The Heian period saw the capital move from Nara to Kyoto and the emergence of a new aristocratic culture. The period is known for its literary and artistic achievements, including the development of the Japanese writing system, known as kana. The Kamakura Period (1185-1333 CE) The Kamakura period saw the emergence of the samurai warrior class and the establishment of a military government, known as the Kamakura shogunate. The period was marked by a series of civil wars and the rise of regional warlords known as daimyo. The Muromachi Period (1333-1573 CE) The Muromachi period saw the rise of the Ashikaga shogunate and the emergence of a new cultural movement known as Zen Buddhism. The period was marked by a series of civil wars and the rise of powerful daimyo. The Azuchi-Momoyama Period (1573-1603 CE) The Azuchi-Momoyama period saw the unification of Japan under the leadership of the warlord Oda Nobunaga and his successor, Toyotomi Hideyoshi. The period was marked by a flourishing of culture and art, including the construction of impressive castles and the emergence of the tea ceremony. The Edo Period (1603-1868 CE) The Edo period saw the establishment of the Tokugawa shogunate and the consolidation of a centralized government. The period was marked by a long period of peace and stability, as well as a flourishing of culture and art, including kabuki theater, ukiyo-e prints, and haiku poetry. The Meiji Period (1868-1912 CE) The Meiji period saw Japan emerge as a modern industrialized nation. The period was marked by a series of reforms, including the adoption of a new constitution, the abolition of the samurai class, and the establishment of a new educational system. The Taisho Period (1912-1926 CE) The Taisho period saw a continuation of Japan's modernization efforts, as well as a flowering of cultural and artistic expression. The period was marked by the emergence of new art movements, such as the avant-garde movement and the proletarian literature movement. This was a great video on the history of Japan! Well done!

@thompryde872

7 ай бұрын

Impressive

@wgaming3079

6 ай бұрын

The years of nara and heian periods are same

@soncho4203

4 ай бұрын

@@wgaming3079ヽ(´▽｀)/

@dimamatat5548

3 ай бұрын

Hold up, you forgot the Showa period.

英語喋れないけど理解できる日本人だけどこれはとても良い教材である。ただ細かいところを省略してて少し事実と違うところもある。そのため、この動画で興味を持って、そこから細かいところを自分で調べてくれたら私はとても嬉しい。

@thomasgutierrez5099

4 ай бұрын

Do they let the Emperor still dress like an Emperor?

@user-xw5fw8xu2d

4 ай бұрын

天皇制度は未だ継続している。GHQ統治下の頃にアメリカは天皇を処刑しようとした。その頃戦後の極度の飢饉で人々が困窮していた。天皇はGHQ総本部に出向いて長官と話をしたいと述べた。長官は「命乞いをしに来た」と思っていたが天皇は「私はどうなってもいいから国民に食料を与えてほしい」と陳情を述べた。それを受けて長官は天皇に対する認識を改めて、処刑をやめた。 現在は日本の憲法で日本統合の「象徴」としての存在であることが決まっているため政治的な権力はほとんど持たない。

@yuuichi7816

4 ай бұрын

​@@thomasgutierrez5099 I only do this during special ceremonies.

@tarakoaisu

3 ай бұрын

本当に日本語話者？

@user-xw5fw8xu2d

3 ай бұрын

翻訳しても内容が変わらないように簡単な短文だけの文章にしたんやで

Mongols: we have an army. Japan: We have tornadoes.

@thealientree3821

4 жыл бұрын

Actually a typhoon

@sebassharass

4 жыл бұрын

hentai

@thealientree3821

4 жыл бұрын

FBI open up!

@akshitkumar9402

4 жыл бұрын

@Kana Akari its time to wosh

@Modelta

4 жыл бұрын

and a city called hi

-How about sunrise land? -No. -Why? -Because the sun is a deadly lazer!

@se-ku3op

7 жыл бұрын

Márton Fellegi How bout i do anyway

@bluejay7701

6 жыл бұрын

Not anymore there's a blanket

@e-manschannelofrandomness5088

6 жыл бұрын

Sounds like you should hire a samurai

@justinmarkrivera5092

6 жыл бұрын

E-mans Channel of Randomness and they all died to a tornado.

@biscuitalex829

6 жыл бұрын

Not anymore there's a blanket!

Who is here after watching "Shogun"?

rewatching this before watching fx shogun like a true scholar

@KingdomHeartsFan3211

Ай бұрын

👏👏👏

@RealMajora

Ай бұрын

I came back after watching the first 2 episodes 😭

@nicolemachado5911

Ай бұрын

@@RealMajoraso we all here rn 😂 I just finished episode 3 and had to come back to this after all these years

Country: “We just found oil! We’re rich!” 4:47

@blank4844

3 жыл бұрын

With huge tanks gun

@blank4844

3 жыл бұрын

Liberate the country stop having a dictator

@blank4844

3 жыл бұрын

Said the united states

@wmw1210.

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/mGiN0cGCfsXJY8Y.html...

@radimgabaj4263

3 жыл бұрын

hehe

"They voted so hard that they had a war" is America 2020 rn

@setatimerforonehour

3 жыл бұрын

Fire

@dr.flashmemoryschannel8411

3 жыл бұрын

True

@Powerisha

3 жыл бұрын

America might collapse on itself soon.

@Powerisha

3 жыл бұрын

@@charadreemur6449 Well, I hope not either.

@Powerisha

3 жыл бұрын

@@charadreemur6449 Yeah, that wouldn't be good

Man, I remember when someone in my class at uni played this video _right_ before a big test, and I swear it helped some.

自分の国の歴史を広げてくれるのは嬉しいことだよね

Normal People “Please open the door” Me:An intellectual “Stop having it be closed”

@yourmotherahha9486

5 жыл бұрын

r/iamverysmart

@shanf1639

5 жыл бұрын

@@yourmotherahha9486 r/woosh

@aendymiontq

5 жыл бұрын

@@yourmotherahha9486 r/ihavereddit

@yourmotherahha9486

5 жыл бұрын

r/metoo

@ayudamedina5807

5 жыл бұрын

@@shanf1639 r/itswooooshwith4os

japan:*in pieces, fighting each other* Europe: Do you have time to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ-

@ryth-

3 жыл бұрын

No. We will talk about our lord and savior *anime*

@joesphstalin7167

3 жыл бұрын

Hmmm

@howeyyadoing9070

3 жыл бұрын

And *G U N S*

@joesphstalin7167

3 жыл бұрын

The religion has not developed to Japan’s advantage

@ngwingman7899

3 жыл бұрын

HoweyYa Doing gun boats.

初めてみたけど、塾の先生と同じとこに着目しててすごい！ めっちゃ分かりやすかった！世界史選択の友達とかにも見せたいな！

just started the show shogun, and the premise of "it's not gonna be this kid, its gonna be one of us, cuz we're Grown Ups" rang a bell LOL

Japan: everyone GET OUT! every other country: leaves Japan: except you. You stay. Dutch: :)

@izakymom

3 жыл бұрын

Bcs the Dutch sell the most stuff

@bisu2974

3 жыл бұрын

First, the Portugees came into Japan. next, the Spanish came in. They were turning the Japanese people into christians, the leader of Japan was in trouble. And then, the Dutch came into Japan. The Portugees and the Spanish said to Japan "the Dutch are bad guys. you have to drive them away." The Dutch said to Japan "we are protestants. they are catholics. that's why they're hating us. we don't spread the christianity, we just want to trade with you." the leader of Japan "I can believe in the Dutch's saying. so, get out everybody except the Dutch!"

@justsomeguywithoutabeard8306

3 жыл бұрын

bi su It's sounding like those countries are people having conversation

@justsomeguywithoutabeard8306

3 жыл бұрын

Just some guy on youtube I didn't get your comment

@efrainromeroprado1190

3 жыл бұрын

like Mr. crab and the clown

Deleted the old comment cuz I wanna stop getting angry responses It's been a year and I don't even remember what I said anymore 😐

@samdan3568

3 жыл бұрын

lol same

@joshual.7900

3 жыл бұрын

We can make a religion out of this

@bicolourbugle1936

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshual.7900 no don't

@tamsinsmith4293

3 жыл бұрын

Copied

@aayushdech6380

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshual.7900 We have already! Greet your Kangpagunmetal, the great Shogang, Bill Wurtz. Light some incense and stick it up his Majestoilet's nose!

really need this kinda stuff back in my life

"Can you maybe chill" this dialogue is fucking brilliant

@angelom621

7 жыл бұрын

Chilledoutcat *how bout I do anyway*

@TylerDoorn

7 жыл бұрын

Chilledoutcat how about maybe you chill

@drakepiona6340

7 жыл бұрын

How Bout I do, anyway.

@coldaddysupreme2956

7 жыл бұрын

Chilledoutcat id hate to be that person but its a monologue

@n0th3reanym0r3

7 жыл бұрын

thanks for the correction because I honestly wouldn't know that at least not at 2 in the morning anyway

"open. the country. Stop. having it be closed." -United States probably

@Suiseisexy

3 жыл бұрын

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2f/Matthewperry.jpg/800px-Matthewperry.jpg

@agulol6492

3 жыл бұрын

Mhhhhh, the president of The United States I am, japan closed, anymore dont have to be- Yoda... (Yoda?) Ex president of the United States

@masternobody1896

3 жыл бұрын

that makes mewow........ no wander US is so powerful and Britain used to

@masternobody1896

3 жыл бұрын

4:44 Aight i amma head out

@rooshovhannes7592

3 жыл бұрын

1K likes and only 4 replys

i cant believe i'm saying this but i'm half japanese and jus recently moved back to japan and this made me understand japanese history enough to also understand the culture. thank you man!

@draco2378

11 ай бұрын

Have you considered hanging?

I just watched Blue Eye Samurai and this video actually provided most of the historical context needed lol

*"Open the country. Stop having it be closed."*

@Gardz

7 жыл бұрын

JlXip this dialogue is brilliant

@moulayismail1546

7 жыл бұрын

JlXip LOL ONE PIECE FANS

@omgsomeonesomewhereonearth7432

7 жыл бұрын

"The Great Depression is bad"

@benbenbenben86

7 жыл бұрын

JlXip ii

@justaamateur6533

5 жыл бұрын

no

Japan:draws girl with huge eyes America: you could make a religion out of this 🎶and they did🎶

@BillAllenStan

3 жыл бұрын

7:18

@jsun1993

3 жыл бұрын

?

@kafasnasapanlatasattgmnogl7414

3 жыл бұрын

not just a huge eyes........

@Blue-pk4ny

3 жыл бұрын

weebism

@Idk-rv1mi

3 жыл бұрын

James my dad is in that religion

3:49 You could make a TV show outta this

This is how school learning should be! You'd be amazed at how quickly kids can learn things when they are entertained by it. Also, I loved the way it ends with the graph.

I just *love* the ad placement. "Guess who else is afraid of Russia?" *Advertisement*

@onlyplus8925

3 жыл бұрын

i didnt get any :D :D

@cimonim439

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@nateosg9221

3 жыл бұрын

Spoon is spoon is afraid of Russia

@yoshimallow_5121

3 жыл бұрын

Grubhub and Mafia City Are both scared of Russia

@julianaguggino8958

3 жыл бұрын

it’s almond milk, almond milk is also afraid of russia

6:20 This is unironically the best explanation of how WWI started

@azazel166

5 жыл бұрын

Actually, the match was set alight by an Austrian driver taking a wrong turn, and an angry Serbian teen who just had a sandwich.

@mrsslav5593

5 жыл бұрын

and the worst depiction of WW2 this man just said that USA turn out the war but only one who truly won the WW2 practically alone was USSR

@luciuspaullus1948

5 жыл бұрын

Um no it’s not

@madwolf0966

5 жыл бұрын

Lucius Paullus it is because World War 1 was just a huge brawl politically speaking well I do agree if you want actual specifics.

@madwolf0966

5 жыл бұрын

atackercz 9 everyone did their part in World War 2 though I do agree because the blunt of the Human casualties really go to the Soviet Union

This video has been living rent free in my head for nearly 8 years now. Still an absolutely legendary video.

Some of my favorite sciences: Geography, Skeletons, Physics.

4:46 POV: You're a country with oil.

@1e1001

3 жыл бұрын

Step 2: cover your country in oil

@armentorosyan8268

3 жыл бұрын

@@1e1001 Step 3. Fly

@knether44

3 жыл бұрын

I clicked on it and was not ready for this comment to be amazing

@alexandereaton7983

3 жыл бұрын

Lol this

@zerogelics

3 жыл бұрын

BILL WURTZ IS BACK!!! CHECK HIS INSTAGRAM HES REALLY BACK

"why the fuck os this reccomended to me?" *watches* "oh that's why"

@GTAdkdk

7 жыл бұрын

GUESS WHAT WE'VE GOT NOW

@Zerosyte

7 жыл бұрын

Daniel Hsu crazy rice farms?

@silthery4803

7 жыл бұрын

Zerosyte history of the world.

@GayaK91

6 жыл бұрын

Couldn't have said it better myself 😂

@Jess-gl5ys

6 жыл бұрын

lmfao

Update: It's 2024 and they still let the emperor dress like an emperor

Trying to learn about classical Japanese politics for a class. this didn't really help me figure out what I meant to because I intended to learn about japan between 750-1200, but still v helpful! Love your videos bill!

Clocks, guns, and Jesus sounds like a southern USA Christian rap band.

@aquariusaquarius6843

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha 😆

@reenasingh6693

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@vergilsmotivation5126

4 жыл бұрын

And the sun is a deadly lazer

@thebeyonder8814

4 жыл бұрын

666 likes ..... ILLUMINATI. *Y I K E S*

@vergilsmotivation5126

4 жыл бұрын

The Beyonder not anymore :)

My kid: "Dad, I'm being bullied at school, please help, I don't know what to do" Me: *hire a samurai*

@kenturkey1455

5 жыл бұрын

Yee

@allenwollesen2375

5 жыл бұрын

@Varun Chandra Thanks

@parakeetiscool7647

5 жыл бұрын

Just bring *A DEADLY LAZER” Unless the bullies bring a blanket.

@simplykathrynrebeca

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@igorjuszczuk4855

5 жыл бұрын

Dad of the year

I would not be able to understand the history of Japan without this. Thank you so much, you really helped me with making an understandable structure.

Rewatching this and the world history and having an incredible new appreciation for your work Bill after watching your interview with Anthony. Looking forward to what flows out of your brain next for us all

PLEASE DO AN ENTIRE SERIES OF COUNTRIES IN THIS STYLE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I CANNOT STOP WATCHING THIS VIDEO PLEASE

@johnlompa1998

7 жыл бұрын

This video probably took forever

@danteuss88

7 жыл бұрын

I SECOND THAT MOTION

@SilverSkySE

7 жыл бұрын

Except it would probably take him 30 years.

@akira54vv

7 жыл бұрын

he made one before. history of spain and portugal ;D

@minigaming12

7 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeeeeeeeeessssss!!!!!!!!!!

knock knock. get the door, it's *R E L I G I O N*

@maxstirnersego

7 жыл бұрын

BEAUTIFUL

@MuricaMapperdankmemes

7 жыл бұрын

Oh fuck!

@vroomkaboom108

7 жыл бұрын

let me sell you some *J* *E* *S* *U* *S*

@SynisterFour

7 жыл бұрын

May i have 2 jesus' please ?

@MangoMars

7 жыл бұрын

*_Knock Knock. It's the U n i t e d S t a t e s._*

ドイツ史好きなのでドイツの歴史動画とかつくってくれたら泣いて喜びます。

6:19 is no joke the best explanation I've ever seen or heard for how and why WW1 happened.

_How bout i do_ *_anyway_*

@fryingpanstan4596

7 жыл бұрын

Basically the USA's presidency

@rikustorm13

7 жыл бұрын

MonstahManGaming lmao true

@snowpawgaming3

7 жыл бұрын

True lmao

@pierrebeaurang9598

7 жыл бұрын

The Potato of Fire I'd love to like your comment, but I can't, cause it's at 666 likes, and I can't upset our lord and savior satan, or upset the meme balance...

@EariosRandomness

7 жыл бұрын

I used that audio clip while playing Civ V with friends once. I was Babylon, and far more technologically advanced than everyone else, so I started taking over everywhere even though we had agreed on not going to war. "please don't kill us man" "how about I do *anyway*"

I'd like to see a "history of great britain" "And the Spanish had a good time fighting the British, and then they died in a tornado."

@nomuru2d

8 жыл бұрын

+hawaiimaui123 (actually a typhoon)

@mandarinas1828

8 жыл бұрын

yess

@nukalegend

8 жыл бұрын

+hawaiimaui123 The Romans were dying and the Anglo-Saxons saw that, so they invaded the isles. But the Celts were like "No, this is our island" but they didn't care so they took the land.

@sirmount2636

8 жыл бұрын

+nukalegend Then the Vikings came. Then the Normans who were Vikings but not really came. The English King kills the Norwegian King. Then the Norman Duke kills the English King. Then the Norman Duke becomes King and kills himself riding a horse. Then all the Normans kill each other.

@-SUM1-

8 жыл бұрын

*Britain

R.I.P. Mr. Toriyama.

@helloJude141

Ай бұрын

Akira toriyama shall rest in Peace

I thought I clicked on “history of the world” and I wondered why are they so focused on Japan” for half of the video

@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human

3 жыл бұрын

It wuld be hilarious if this was History of the World and the last 10 seconds was "and in other countries stuff was also happening, but it wasn't as cool"

@user-jq1sy9sh4v

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/aY2to7Vucsi7Y8Y.html .

@edwardv1255

3 жыл бұрын

I had "history of the entire world" running in the background, spaced out, then had a similar experience.

@theleader7032

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-jq1sy9sh4v kzread.info/dash/bejne/fKuixaOKpdXSoc4.html

@haydenbellis3047

3 жыл бұрын

Turn to Christianity and United Brethren Church before its to late killing, saying anything hateful, premarital sex and lust are all sins. And so is using the Lords name in vain. God is the only truly good thing.7777777

I go to France for more funds, I come back with more guns And ships. Gunships.

@abigailhutchesson9667

8 жыл бұрын

me

@olyweeah

8 жыл бұрын

and so the balance shifts?

@princessdratini6512

8 жыл бұрын

"For this to succeed there's someone else we need" "I know-" "🎼hire a samurai🎼"

@zakiya6630

8 жыл бұрын

+Kimberly Coke i love you

@sunnyjolras

8 жыл бұрын

+Kimberly Coke washington: don't do a thing, history will prove him wrong hamilton: how bout i dooo anyway

Please make more of these they are the greatest thing ever

My high school world history teacher showed us this video and this is why I liked that class

"you know who's scared of russia" ad plays: "you yes you."

@professorcube5104

3 жыл бұрын

@@therion8469 German 100

@sonictheporcipine

3 жыл бұрын

"you are dead" "Russian heavy weapons guy" tf2

@mayoto2423

3 жыл бұрын

@@sonictheporcipine we are dead

@cannonfodder4000

3 жыл бұрын

nazi?

@user-hy5hs2wk2i

3 жыл бұрын

@@cannonfodder4000 I'm nazi

"Please watch this video again," KZread said. "No!" said me. "Waaatch iiiit!!!" it said. "No" said me again, quieter this time And so the video was watched be me... again, for the 23rd time...

@songwaves2341

8 жыл бұрын

+Euracil Hilarious... best comment of the day !! I've noticed a number of comments relating to the curious addictive power of this video. What's going on here ...

@evalina777

8 жыл бұрын

+Euracil This is literally my exact experience with this video.

@robertmcintosh1367

8 жыл бұрын

+Euracil I am glad, I am not the only one who has re watched this video 23+ times.

@aanon4019

8 жыл бұрын

+Songwaves the drugs this video is on gets transferred to the user, thereby getting the user hooked

@veronicacamp9334

7 жыл бұрын

aurebahr hey, at least you're getting your history tho

Thanks, this was the crash course I needed before starting Shōgun.

man i remember when this was new and youtube had the function of little pop-up notes in the video, like when he said tornado and the note said "actually a typhoon"

“Open the country... stop having it be closed.” -The entire United States

@DemonicMonkey88

4 жыл бұрын

Illegal immigrants and trade are two different things.

@owliviabelly

4 жыл бұрын

DemonicMonkey88 no offense But what did that have to do with my comment?

@DemonicMonkey88

4 жыл бұрын

@@owliviabelly No offense, but you know what.

@owliviabelly

4 жыл бұрын

DemonicMonkey88 I genuinely don’t know. Can you explain?

@elizainfinite6325

4 жыл бұрын

For some reason, I'm not offended by this. wE cOuLd MaKe A rElIgIoN oUt Of ThIs

Germany: Wanna be friends. Japan: Sure. Germany: Wait did you steal our islands? Japan: ... nope.

@best2453

4 жыл бұрын

Germeny👌 Japan👎 Japan is puppet of US

@Snowolfpup04

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@someguyudontknow6038

4 жыл бұрын

America: ....

@BrolyLSSJ1

4 жыл бұрын

@@metsasuomalainen3691 im american sooo dude.... uncool -oversimplified 2018

@geovannyortiz147

4 жыл бұрын

Fin Guy r/whoosh

no joke I have an essay/report on ancient Japan and this taught me a lot ty bill

Who is here after watching Shōgun?

I wish this guy was my history teacher

@robertogarcia6540

7 жыл бұрын

Zion Patterson Lol me to but one can only dream

@-gemberkoekje-5547

7 жыл бұрын

Zion Patterson yes

@-gemberkoekje-5547

7 жыл бұрын

game time galaxy japan seems fun

@breggotheeggo

7 жыл бұрын

Zion Patterson I have the best history teacher. He literally teaches like this.

@ouiochigo3733

7 жыл бұрын

OMG *steals his history teachers* NYEH NYEH NYEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need a video like this for every piece of history ever.

@morgansmt02

8 жыл бұрын

please

@benwarden8843

8 жыл бұрын

PLEASE

@KungFuCutbug

8 жыл бұрын

*P L E A S E*

@sexttyguy

8 жыл бұрын

+Rocketboy please

@maxmendoza4377

8 жыл бұрын

+Jonathan Wilson please

i love japan and this made me love it more

I love the chiming style of narration in this video. "Japan is told to not take over" Japan says "how about I dooooooo" I literally laughed out loud and I am smiling for real.

I now understand 5% more of what I see on Tumblr.

@lukezeches2642

8 жыл бұрын

I keep seeing obscure references to this video and I feel so proud that I get it.

@skye-qn5fs

8 жыл бұрын

+memer YAY AN UNDERTALE FAN

@CassWs-useless-opinions

8 жыл бұрын

same

@flatelbow

8 жыл бұрын

+Victoria Newman Same here.

@Jizzfrosti

8 жыл бұрын

+Victoria Newman So im assuming the other 95 percent is porn?

Why is “Open the country. Stop having it be closed” so hard to take seriously yet so intimidating at the same time?

@crispinjulius5032

3 жыл бұрын

Because of the context. Because Western technology was so far advanced, and the USA was so much more powerful even in 1854 compared to Japan that the leaders knew it was play ball or be blown to smithereens and still have to do as they say anyway.

@fuckk-popandtiktok3388

3 жыл бұрын

@@crispinjulius5032 usa technology is basically some shit they copied from Britain and Britain's technology is some shit they copied from chinese ( gunpoweders , bombs , compass etc ) and Chinese technology is some shit they formed in alliance with India (cholas to be accurate )and Indias shit is from the mathematicians and engineers who were forced to work for the kings because of the caste system which forced one group to be using the brain ( brahmins ) one group as warriors followed by workers last slaves , but the irony is warriors forced the brahmins to advance the empire scientifically , Tamils created the wootz steel which were indeed used by Iranians to invade north India but still the south people didnt got invaded ( there are some temples that were looted by no one , padhmanadhar temple has gold and diamonds worth 1 trillion USD, which is 1/3 Indian economy, imagine all the Indian temples non looted .

@cdxii-zanemmv46

3 жыл бұрын

@@fuckk-popandtiktok3388 Yes and it somehow worked

@reptilesceptile1035

3 жыл бұрын

@@fuckk-popandtiktok3388 I like your name

@omaewamou6883

3 жыл бұрын

Best part

Update: its 2023 and the emperor very rarely dresses like an emperor

@HalianTheProtogen

4 ай бұрын

But he does have very nice things.

Thought I'd give this video a watch as I'm going to Japan early next year

I don't know why I rewatched this like five times, it's just too good. Please continue making more stuff like this, Bill.

*Knock knock. It's the united states.*

@beelover6410

7 жыл бұрын

With boats. With guns. Gunboats. "Open the country. Stop having it be closed."

@myohmy9000

7 жыл бұрын

+BeeLover there was really nothing they can do say the signed a contract that allowed America, Britain and Russia come whenever they want

@couldus7028

7 жыл бұрын

"Chosu and Satsuma hated this, that sucks they said, *THIS SUCKS* they said.

@planetarycube5988

7 жыл бұрын

+FlamingArtsHD Chosu and Satsuma hated this. "That sucks," they said. "THIS SUCKS." they said (also).

@Saifthebest01

7 жыл бұрын

But then 'murica said, "No it doesn't. Shut up."

this is actually useful for helping me study for my history class 😭

been studying Japanese studies for the past 6 years and let me tell you I come back to this masterpiece every fucking year

"He said. And failed. And then died." Same here buddy

@prptheawesome4911

4 жыл бұрын

Big mood

@Mr_Venison

4 жыл бұрын

Cheers, I'll drink to that bro

@ootfan7882

4 жыл бұрын

Me whenever I play Mega Man games. Except I keep going until I complete the game I'm playing. XD

@Name-rl3tq

4 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact: he died of cerebral syphilis

@arcticfox5379

4 жыл бұрын

Lil Nunget I am like #666 lol

Weebs: You could make a religion out of this.

@theoneandmanyanonymous

3 жыл бұрын

*NO DON'T!*

@kurapikakurta1997

3 жыл бұрын

And so we did.

@TheFlashyLucario

3 жыл бұрын

Yare yare, that religion already exists

@thespanishinquisitionprofe2151

3 жыл бұрын

We DID make a religion out of this

@Lisbord

3 жыл бұрын

@DEVIN AKERELE no u

Dude they were curios about dropping an atomic bomb is such an egregious statement it made me have to rethink the whole validity and facts of your video.

@KaraZola

22 күн бұрын

The whole video is very irreverent. He jokes about every single event that he describes, paraphrasing it with a joke. The atomic double-tap was no different. Or, what? Did you think that they actually voted on their phones who would be the new ruler of japan?