It’s wholesome family fun in this rare 1950s vinyl record, finally restored via ai music magic after decades in obscurity. Join Richard and the ***-******s for their lighthearted response to the reception of their debut album *** the **** behind the ******.
Recorded live amidst protests of their tour, a still sudsy Richard Cavil - who performed every show in a bathtub - had this to say: “**** those ****. ***** ***s and their ******* *** ***** sock puppets *** **? ****! *** in *** **** and ** too. It’s ***** that *** who **** **** in the ****-*****s of the *** **** kettle. You Know?”
Lyrics:
Our label says they've received all kinds of letters about the subject matter in our last record. Well, we just wanna let you know that we heard the feedback and this next one goes out to all you passionate people!
Not gonna sing about @$$ trauma
Not gonna sing about floggin' the log
Not gonna sing about your mamma
And how b*ngin' her's like tyin' a hog
Not gonna sing about no meatflaps
Not gonna sing about your @n@l bead stock
Not gonna sing about your b*ll sacks
And how they hang low like a grandfather clock
And we're not gonna sing
About your whole face p*ssing thing
And we won't even mention our disturbingly giant d*ngs
Because this is a nice clean song!
(A nice clean song!)
Won't mention nothin' 'bout the toilet
Or the loads that we just dropped off
Not gonna sing about your p*nis
Or how it's so small you'd think it'd gone and fell off
Not gonna sing about thrusting!
Not gonna sing about j*rkin' at the bus stop
I guess your cousin's kind of trusting
To let a dude your size work from on top
And we're not gonna sing
About s*x toys or c*ck rings
And we won't even mention our egregiously giant schl*ngs
Because this is a nice clean song!
(A nice clean song!)
It's a nice clean song!
What could go wrong?
If we talk about your clown g*ngb*ngs no show will let us on
It's a nice clean song!
We'll keep things on track
And won't mention how you let a horse take you from the back!
And we're not gonna sing
About your love for gloved f*sting
And we won't even mention our disastrously giant h*gs
Because this is a nice clean song!
(A nice clean song!)
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