A CS:GO Tournament but the Players are Blind
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Please help I can't stop making these things and they get worse every time.
/ valefisk
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Company of Heroes
Total War: Warhammer II
Crusader Kings III
Crusader Kings II
Democracy 4
Hearts of Iron IV
Hoi4
0:00 Intro
2:22 The First Game
28:40 The Second Game
45:00 The Finale
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*You won't see plays like this anywhere else!* Not even the players have seen these plays!!!
@yeetyeet6648
Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@loleder
Жыл бұрын
fAmOus TwItCh StReAmeR
@NyaNight
Жыл бұрын
Amazing collab didn’t expect it but am so glad we have it
@vukilics9027
Жыл бұрын
The collab we didn't ask for but we needed
@struanmackirdy9594
Жыл бұрын
You should’ve joined and used exploits to own the tournament
We need a part 2 where the players can only see each other's viewpoints
@kendakgifbancuher2047
Жыл бұрын
XD
@addygreen8919
Жыл бұрын
would be awesome
@neurofiedyamato8763
Жыл бұрын
that is a good one ahaha
@KakosSet
Жыл бұрын
That's actually a gawd damn magical idea
@rodijanssen8836
11 ай бұрын
and its a 2 vs 2
The commentators losing their shit over the idea of picking a sniper rifle followed by two unreal kills was just a magical sequence
@smartyeyes5218
Жыл бұрын
exactly
@gerdage1971
Жыл бұрын
timestamp?
@LonaLanar
Жыл бұрын
@@gerdage1971 38:11
@TheGeneReyva
7 ай бұрын
PedeJo was a god in game 2.
@EnderGrad
Ай бұрын
That shi was hilarious asf. Kino gameplay
"The flashbang goes out, and candy is blind!" Ah yes only THEN were they blind
@Seragoth
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@arsalali69
7 ай бұрын
They spectators/partner were
@ThtSunbreaker
7 ай бұрын
@@arsalali69 you ruined it
@kierrific1357
2 ай бұрын
@@arsalali69 whoooosh
Valefisk: "Guys I have a video idea" *everyone scatters*
@n7rthh
Жыл бұрын
tru
@oppositeday429
Жыл бұрын
Yea
@BeepirBypr
Жыл бұрын
thi
@exynth1a215
Жыл бұрын
huh
@olegmoki
Жыл бұрын
yes
These abominations actually do get worse every time. We are watching a man's journey towards becoming Jigsaw in real fucking time.
@ricardocruzado4405
Жыл бұрын
Who’s to say he isn’t already Jigsaw?
@twilight_phantom2969
Жыл бұрын
that's not true, Jigsaw was trying to make his victims appreciate life more (though he sucked at that). Vale is more like the people who tried to copy Jigsaw who were really just brutally torturing and killing people for no reason.
@mynameisntpatrick1476
Жыл бұрын
"If my friends can dig out the key from behind their eyes and unbind their legs then theyll get a 50$ steam card!"
@manboy4720
Жыл бұрын
his next video will be an announcement that he bought a cool little puppet and a red robe.
@revolutionstudios5052
Жыл бұрын
Coming soon: I Tortured my friends by locking them in a room with a slowly-lowering ceiling
Okay, but imagine a full 5v5 team in this style. Imagine the friendly fire.
@0fficerIan
Жыл бұрын
They did this with pro players at the Blast Paris Showmatch
@casparmuszynskijan2593
7 ай бұрын
Or a smaller thing, like 3v3 (2 players and a guide) on a wingman map. Everything quite well resembles the game of blind football
God I will never tire of "professional casters casting stupid-ass tournaments" Its easily my favorite genre Edit: People asking for recs I'd tell em check out both the "twornament"s that Twomad hosted where both Interrobangers and Kixstar were casting
@cyan.cephalopod
Ай бұрын
Oh god there are more? I need more of this lmao
@Youngberries
Ай бұрын
Any reccomendations?
I never thought I would hear "NYOOM KACHOW" from the mouth of a caster during a CS:GO "tournament"
@cappo1178
Жыл бұрын
I just read this as it happened
@Kazmord
Жыл бұрын
Can I get a timestamp for this please
@somethingotherthanmyrealname
Жыл бұрын
@@Kazmord 21:06 Enjoy.
@Kazmord
Жыл бұрын
@@somethingotherthanmyrealname Legend
@daltonmcghghy9215
Жыл бұрын
I was doing OK but this moment absolutely sent me
I was hoping this was a tournament of full 5v5 teams where everyone's blind
@succmama1039
Жыл бұрын
Don't give him ideas! Blind 1v1 is already enough torture.
@Ludwig_Perpenhente
Жыл бұрын
The real torture would be 12v12 blind. I don't even know how that would work.
@leobracken2316
Жыл бұрын
@@Ludwig_Perpenhente Here's the best bit: it wouldn't!* * Truth may vary if you have literally any knowledge of the game, unlike me.
@singularityraptor4022
Жыл бұрын
Not enough 'volunteers'
@victim2077
Жыл бұрын
OI! Don't spoil the next video!
13:00 Candy : _(Trying actual guerilla chokepoint camping and ambush tactics)_ Virtual : _"28 STAB WOUNDS !!!"_
The winning shot of the game was one to Candy's buttocks, this is a subtle reference to the fact that everyone's aim is ass
It's like watching an AI still in training play against itself. Beautiful.
I would've liked to hear more of the teams shouting at each other honestly
@derkach7907
Жыл бұрын
Same
@krendilsshieldheart6344
Жыл бұрын
same here...especially cause i swear they just told them yank their mouse hard left or right and just spam buttons...really wanted to know what the communication or lack there of in some cases was like
@KokoMakesThings
Жыл бұрын
Mhm. Doing another run but getting some.footage as the player and spotter duo would be good.
@markeyonethousand
Жыл бұрын
@@krendilsshieldheart6344 this is what’s confusing me, it seems like they don’t have any help for most of the video.
@Brother_O4TS
Жыл бұрын
@@markeyonethousand Seriously, they have a spotter this entire time but they're acting like they don't have one
reminds me of that one funny joke: how do you stop two blind people from fighting? yell out loud, "my money's on the guy with a knife"
@Jartran72
4 ай бұрын
I have never seen or heard blind people fighting.
@enkidoodoo
4 ай бұрын
@@Jartran72Just head to a waffle house and wait for a mirror match
@nonenonymous
2 ай бұрын
@@Jartran72 florida
10:54 My favorite part is that you know for a fact Candy's eyes said "turn to the right" and this man turned perfectly 90 degrees TO THE LEFT
The only way to make this better if it was The Drunk Leading The Blind. Every time someone dies, their spotter takes a shot. The blind player has to listen to their partner progressively growing more incoherent, and the spotter has to deal with eventual liver failure.
@chaosandbunnies8291
Жыл бұрын
Don't give Vale ideas, because we both know he would absolutely cause someone liver failure for a video
@theapexsurvivor9538
Жыл бұрын
@@chaosandbunnies8291 if they don't need surgery afterwards is it really content?
@SableLeaf
Жыл бұрын
YESSSSS. +1
@timothymclean
Жыл бұрын
It would probably be fairer to make the winning team's spotter take a spot, as a handicap. This also guarantees that the spotters will be absolutely _plastered_ by the final round.
@namanish450
Жыл бұрын
Pfp sauce
finally... an unrigged video where Vale gives away his money. brilliant content 😎
@rlvideosgunner
Жыл бұрын
Time traveler detected. Do not attempt to post comments more than an hour before the video is posted.
@nearlyabsolutelybonkers
Жыл бұрын
time travelling is my specialty
@amint7107
Жыл бұрын
Stop cheating ffs. You always time travel.
"I've gathered 12 of my friends" *includes himself as one of the 12 friends* Has the inflation of prices reached the point that there's an inflation of the size of friendgroups?
@mosesracal6758
Жыл бұрын
Ever since the great depression
@YerpyMoose
Жыл бұрын
Eight players, two mods, three casters makes thirteen including vale. Without vale, it is 12.
@Nullbound
11 ай бұрын
Amazing counting
@BalrogQuote
6 ай бұрын
@@YerpyMoose The special guest was fairly clearly not included in the "12 friends", given they were an addition, and noted as such.
@ekSil0
2 ай бұрын
@@BalrogQuoteit's called foreshadowing
11:15 ah yes, perfect direction "Go Authoritarian, go authoritarian, Authoritarian left now, NO NO NO WAIT, Authoritarian Right!"
The casting in this is brilliant.
I love how Vale has evolved from breaking games, to breaking people.
@RetroRadianceLight
Жыл бұрын
Some might say that people are just games to Vale
@Reza-rv6tq
Жыл бұрын
Next He is gonna breaking bad
@Kipwich
Жыл бұрын
Humans are The Most Dangerous Game after all (in both meanings of the word)
@arkthecat9212
Жыл бұрын
@@Kipwich Good reference
@couchiii
Жыл бұрын
ho is Vale
11:11: "Whenever I think of left I think of the political compass" is an underappreciated line.
1:02:32 not sure if anyone noticed but candy accidentally drew his score of 2 on the ground instead of aiming up.
This will go down as one of the cs:go tournaments of time.
@mrfhd6227
Жыл бұрын
Just the
@danteezy945
Жыл бұрын
THE cs:go tournament
@jontee4free
Жыл бұрын
Yes, these players were certainly some of the players who played the game.
@Sa-dSy-d
Жыл бұрын
Truly the most game of CSGO there has ever been.
@pauliusjakelaitis8137
Жыл бұрын
Wait how is your comment 7hours ago if the video is 3 hours ago
If you keep doing 'tournaments' like these, this would be the checklist of ideas to do next: - Hoi4 at speed 1 - Mario kart blindfoolded (and/or) going backwards -Golf it on max sensitivity (Expand list on comments if you have some more ideas)
@Skeleton-bs7zy
Жыл бұрын
Full team csgo while blinded
@hadinossanosam4459
Жыл бұрын
@@Skeleton-bs7zy Can't decide which is better: -one sighted person trying to direct and coordinate the whole team (and not lose their mind) or -everyone can see the videos of all teammates, but not their own (but you could pair up and stay in each other's view) Bonus points if the video feeds are not labeled, so they have to figure out who is who xD
@teecee1827
Жыл бұрын
Company of Heroes, Kubelwagen only.
@shamsquatch9980
Жыл бұрын
Halo Reach multiplayer, but the speed is lowered to the minimum and you can only use plasma pistols
@timkluiters9787
Жыл бұрын
@@hadinossanosam4459 that second one sounds absolutely perfect.
This is genuinely the best Esports tournament I've ever watched. Something about the players having no idea what's going on is just so entertaining.
40:31, an thought the wall kill with a AWP... by a blind man. This is the content i'm here for.
Jan took my eyes, and my career with the Oakland Raiders.
Bro, that AWP play from PedeJo was incredible, especially if on purpose. He bought it, immediately went to a long line of sight, and scoped in, knowing that, in all likelihood, Lynx would be slow to advance through that alley and all he would have to do is small adjustments as his partner commands, and he'll get on target, and as we saw, and AWP to the shins still does a ton of damage. He basically turned himself into a tank.
@theoheinrich529
Жыл бұрын
Truly human reactions
@aljon5947
Жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@TheObservingConstalation
Жыл бұрын
Starts at 38:14
"I was making corrections" The logs: "Look left" "I don't wanna go that way" *turns right* hmmmmmmm
"Almost human reactions" and 40:28 how the T looked at the AWP and crouched, I'm ded 😂
I am surprised neither of the test subjects rebelled and basically made this hour long video just one round by constantly "running" away.
@janczy9206
Жыл бұрын
Probably cause there was a whole $25 Steam gift card involved. I could murder someone for a $25 Steam gift card
@Dunkster74
Жыл бұрын
@@janczy9206 let's talk, cause I've got a long list and 25 bucks is a bargain.
@chinsaw2727
Жыл бұрын
@@Dunkster74 Aw shit, Queen Elizabeth II didn’t die from illness, it was a hit!
@anastasiao4036
Жыл бұрын
@@chinsaw2727 yeah, I can see someone doing that for a steam card unironically tbh
Ah yes, another torture video. simply spiffing. Also love the RTGame video in your firefox window at the start, big fan
@Valefisk
Жыл бұрын
How else am i gonna get my ace attorney fix
@slbhugomarques2
Жыл бұрын
@@Valefisk Von valefisk you cant place all the losing contestants in the chemical factory
@huntermcintosh8173
Жыл бұрын
@@Valefisk *VON KARMA NO!*
@nashvontookus7451
Жыл бұрын
He has to get his inspiration for ruining the lives of his subjects from somewhere. Only difference is, RT's subjects are usually NPCs.
@Hibernathan05
Жыл бұрын
@@Valefisk true, it is the only way
this cant be real, I refuse to believe 2 people can communicate this badly🤣🤣
Every new Valefisk video feels like watching a mad scientist come down to the village to show off his newest more fucked up creation
I would have liked to hear more of the players arguing with each other, especially virtiral stapping candy in the back.
@dynamo8846
Жыл бұрын
You really dont, its 3 hours of ”left, right, no too much”
@Brother_O4TS
Жыл бұрын
@@dynamo8846 I mean, highlighting the best parts is entirely possible
@dynamo8846
Жыл бұрын
@@Brother_O4TS as the person who recorded those 3h, no not really
@deadman4222
Жыл бұрын
@@dynamo8846 i would also have loved if a few clips of the different teams trying to coordinate was added
@KillinTime2792
Жыл бұрын
@@dynamo8846 so just to check, when the players are shooting into the ground for 10 seconds straight is it because they are willfully ignoring calls to aim up or were those calls just not being made?
i want to hear the pure chaos from the players pov in full so bad
@dynamo8846
Жыл бұрын
Its 3 hours of lefts and rights. Theres a reason it didnt get included, its dull as hell
@recurvestickerdragon
Ай бұрын
@@dynamo8846 it honestly would have been fun to hear them learn to communicate more effectively, and respond to each other. even simple lessons, like saying "you're in banana" or "he's at your 9 o clock" would be entertaining and of course if they break down and start being like "the side your mouse is on!"
My man threw a smoke grenade in a blind tournament
The AWP gambit in map2 was one of the best moments i've seen in CS, hats off to Pedejo
i didn't think i'd watch the whole hour but i couldn't stop laughing
@BeHappyTo
Жыл бұрын
Can you give some money?
@ruludos1977
Жыл бұрын
@@BeHappyTo sure just send me your credit card info so i can put it in your account
@sirtchamp8033
Жыл бұрын
@@ruludos1977Did he ever get the money
@raccoonhatcity7627
Жыл бұрын
@@ruludos1977 wonder if he ever got the money 🤔
@AndyIsLazy18
Жыл бұрын
@@ruludos1977 where did the money go?
CT: "Don't worry I'm here to save you... But I can't see!" Hostage: *Concern noises* CT: "It's fine. I have a gun!" Hostage: *Concerned noises intensifies* CT: "And grenades" Hostage: *Concerned noises has evolved into fearful screaming*
@aquaticterror66
Жыл бұрын
The operator is Fuze
@SallinKari
Жыл бұрын
@@aquaticterror66 Poor hostage has PTSD from being 'rescue' by explosives so often.
@bobbobert9379
Жыл бұрын
The sequence where Novel fucking hit the hostage with the flashbang and Candy almost molotoved the hostage but instead molotoved himself all at the same time comes to mind
@krullachief669
Жыл бұрын
Ct: "Perfect, keep doing that! It lets me know where you are!"
@jurasgurkis5534
Жыл бұрын
Aq1
Accurate depiction of what my teammates see all the time
Valefisk is a lot like Congress: they don’t put out much, but when they do, it usually hurts people in the process 😂
Vale: no mental health care is going to be provided Dom: and candy is here with the negev to make sure of that
I love how much of a third wheel vale is in his own show
@uhhhhhmmmmn
Жыл бұрын
Thats kind of the problem, the idea he comes up with is so good that it barely needs the participants and nothing else to be good
@uhhhhhmmmmn
Жыл бұрын
Well now that i think about it, his channel isnt really about him but ways to torture other people, and the biggest aportation in most of his videos is the map/idea and maybe some background laughs and hints
@noneofyourbusiness7010
10 ай бұрын
Its for the inevitable court case so he can divert blame and get a lighter sentence.
The entire time I was just thinking to myself, how can it be so hard to communicate and listen? Then I had to hear the team comms for the first time.
love when dom clarifies "real life minutes"
I like how Vale combined his interest in making games and his lack thereof to learn programming and basically became a psychopathic online Jigsaw.
@drunkchey9739
Жыл бұрын
this tournament isn’t a case of programming its a case of googling some basic commands for server management in csgo
@theoverseer4886
Жыл бұрын
@@drunkchey9739 thats exactly what he said
The fact The Spiffing Brit has one of the players blocked for the longest time is gold
@ieatsand6378
11 ай бұрын
Vale* he had candy blocked
@korumann
9 ай бұрын
spiff had one of them blocked for years, can't remember what video he said it in though@@ieatsand6378
@maxkemp5285
7 ай бұрын
@@ieatsand6378Spiff has Lynx blocked on Twitter
a GREAT way to increase player anxiety would be to have the video streamed on like a 10 sec delay and have the players able to hear what the casters are saying.
I really need to know what kind of weight was dragging Candy's mouse down so much, the man just loved to shoot the floor
me at 3 minutes in: Wow Dom is really doing serious commentary. me at 21 minutes in: nevermind
@rexthewolf3149
Жыл бұрын
“Big, Long, Metal Knife.”
When i was 12 i went to a "video game summer camp" where we actually did this exact same thing with blindfolds on LAN in Call of Duty 2. Unfortunately the tournament ended in disaster as a kid much older than me who was clearly cheating kept denying it and eventually got kicked out which caused him to start crying uncontrollably. This was on i think the second or third day of the camp and I'm pretty sure after that he left and never came back. Good times!
@The_Bird_Bird_Harder
Жыл бұрын
Jesus.
@NamTran-xc2ip
Жыл бұрын
Bruhhhh
My god this is far more entertaining than actual CSGO tournaments.
So much dramatic footage, quite more exciting than most pro majors
Every time I think they can't get worse, they do. I love it
Imagine your a hostage and your head gets blown off by the swat member sent to save you because they have there air pods in
@user-iw1zz2en4k
Жыл бұрын
*you're
@LazerShark7777
Жыл бұрын
@@user-iw1zz2en4k uh uh Yro’ue*
@lucaspeters-murphy2770
Жыл бұрын
@@user-iw1zz2en4k y'our'e*
@AlterExo_
Жыл бұрын
@@user-iw1zz2en4k If you are trying to correct someone, maybe you should correct everything.
@noeltamere
Жыл бұрын
*yor
This is the first time I was entertained and excited about paralympics in counter-strike.
Just 6 minutes in and I'm laughing from the "professional" dom's cast is.
I honestly expected this to be about Vale capturing a bunch of random people and ripping their eyeballs out before forcing them to play the game to get them back.
@theholypeanut8193
Жыл бұрын
Sounds normal.
@sugoistalin7809
Жыл бұрын
Could still happen.
@rodolfito2324
Жыл бұрын
next video
@Veristelle-
Жыл бұрын
Great video idea!
@Virtrial
Жыл бұрын
he took my eye my eye my eye my eye my eye my eye
These accuracy rates are insane! I think in some rounds, they got over 2%! If only we could be as accurate as these pros.
you should have made it as to where a flashbang temporarily unblinds them
this is unironically the most ive enjoyed watching a tournament
This was pure chaos, and somehow Dom is still an excellent commentator. When he'd randomly throw in a joke that absolutely crippled Vale, it was just *chef's kiss* c'est magnifique
Ah yes the torture spree continues. Also the caster commentary of Dom 🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Life and death I'l be facing cuz the match take 60 minutes per round."
that caster guy is a legend bro he makes it so much funnier
The amount of sniper shots novel missed is insane.
This is what I imagine deep sea creatures act like when hunting, but significantly less sad.
This makes me want to die, but It also makes me want to see a 5v5 with one single spectator for each team.
@aaroncabatingan5238
Жыл бұрын
Watch the spectator slowly grow insane as they try to get their players to move in a certain direction.
21:42 no way he try to sing Through the fire and flames lmao
This is another experience if you’re listening to this at work and can’t see what they are re doing wither
I like the fact that this may very well be the very first time these players are seeing what they've done
I thought about doing this challenge with friends but then i realised our skill levels would be the same
I had to stop this video numerous times to catch my breath. I haven't laughed this hard since the early days of youtube. Keep up the amazing work.
That commentary was pure gold, it made games 300% more fun
Dom is a legend holy shit. The commentary was so funny
And I thought I was bad at CS:GO But Blind people have managed a score that's better than my average and I now know I am truly terrible.
All is jokes and laughter until you realize that this is potentially the seed of the next CS:GO League for blind people
This looks just like my ranked games honestly.
I want this, but it's a full 5v5 match of blind players with one seeing eye spectator per team.
@meow-pf8uz
Жыл бұрын
sound like a warowl thing
@cometasteroids7761
2 ай бұрын
That spectator would get a goddamn aneurysm
13:20 processing the deep trauma of being in a valefisk video The best part😂🤣
I love how, Val, in the background just had the RTGames Pheonix Wright video open
10:10 the way he just SLOOOOOWLY pans over with the Negev and brutally murders him hahaha
Vale, please don’t stop torturing those people
absolutely screaming when pedejo landed the awp headshot through the wall, that was _nuts_
im so confused they have audio, this shouldnt have been as hard as it is they can tell if they're stuck on a wall and they can hear the bomb beeping.
@gamerbeginner5019
2 ай бұрын
They don’t have you literally skips right ?
Wow it really looks like they are playing without sounds
I,Robot |2004| Battle Scene
@johnnywoodson4231
Жыл бұрын
Will Smith
Truly had me having human reactions.
"I know the map don't need no map" proceeds to get ablitorated
Either the communicator is sleeping on the job or the players are not listening, it's much easier to nagivate than that
Vale’s descent into madness continues as we go from sick joke to dc villain to the human equivalent of that hypothetical machine that simulates 1000 years of torment in an hour.
this is the most intense CSGO tournament I have ever seen
The last thing I expected from this was an Ahoy reference, I have NEVER heard someone make an Ahoy reference
hell is being in a valefisk video 24/7, heaven is watching valefisk 24/7
Waiting for the day Vale breaks the US law for his new torture video ideas, which based on the current trajectory will probably happen by the end of this year.
I wish I could see these from the player's perspective. I am very sad that I don't get to witness that chaos.
@dynamo8846
Жыл бұрын
Youre not missing anything really, its 3 hours of directions being partially followed
A competition involving the weakness of every player in this game: effective communication.
please god release the audio for maivi and dynos side, listening to the players lose their shit sounds amazing