A Race Designed to Torture People

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Yet another project that sucked a few hundred hours off my life. Very cool.
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  • @Valefisk
    @Valefisk Жыл бұрын

    This one took a ludicrous amount of extra editing but i think you'll agree it was worth it. Doesn't help that I had to learn After Effects while I had covid either. I might also make an extra q&a video on the second channel to talk about the weird world of MCC theater files. I need to rant.

  • @rue6722

    @rue6722

    Жыл бұрын

    nerd

  • @LazerShark7777

    @LazerShark7777

    Жыл бұрын

    Mcc is notorious for being the 6th circle of hell

  • @zarrg5611

    @zarrg5611

    Жыл бұрын

    Learning after effects while sick with covid kind of sounds like a poor man's 2001 black monolith sequence.

  • @fidd0042

    @fidd0042

    Жыл бұрын

    Glad your alive

  • @Tyger0312

    @Tyger0312

    Жыл бұрын

    I've been waiting mr Fisk I missed the event but still beat the map. You will pay for my missed time

  • @maivioz
    @maivioz Жыл бұрын

    i was mentally checked out at the end of this, and i may never recover.

  • @the-letter_s

    @the-letter_s

    Жыл бұрын

    the receptionist at the check-in desk of your psyche was shot dead in a drive-by

  • @EliteBladesGaming

    @EliteBladesGaming

    Жыл бұрын

    I feel like if you cited this video in a psychiatric evaluation you'd be put in a straight jacket

  • @durgun8247

    @durgun8247

    Жыл бұрын

    abrasive

  • @TheRedKing247

    @TheRedKing247

    Жыл бұрын

    Do we need to stage an intervention so we can get you away from that monster Vale?

  • @user-gs9qy8yn7n

    @user-gs9qy8yn7n

    Жыл бұрын

    mommy

  • @LieRenThePope
    @LieRenThePope Жыл бұрын

    was it painful? oh absolutely. but not as painful as being blocked in that maze by Solll for 5-10 minutes.

  • @nearlyabsolutelybonkers

    @nearlyabsolutelybonkers

    Жыл бұрын

    It was painful, but having you at 200% volume made it just that much better

  • @Solll0

    @Solll0

    Жыл бұрын

    You know it

  • @bakerboat4572

    @bakerboat4572

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Solll0 Brave to be showing your face so soon

  • @gold664

    @gold664

    Жыл бұрын

    Your struggle against Vale at the end was the highlight, good man

  • @LieRenThePope

    @LieRenThePope

    Жыл бұрын

    @@gold664 thank you, but i wasn't strong enough to beat him. next time... if there is

  • @yeah8767
    @yeah8767 Жыл бұрын

    I’d like to imagine that Mr. Joe actually believed that someone could complete 3 full laps without going absolutely insane

  • @JoeCuddlefish

    @JoeCuddlefish

    Жыл бұрын

    This was not the gamemode I designed for the mode. Someone took my map and added their own :(.

  • @33screamingfrogs34

    @33screamingfrogs34

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JoeCuddlefish you are joe????

  • @33screamingfrogs34

    @33screamingfrogs34

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JoeCuddlefish OH MY GOD IT IS JOE!!

  • @JoeCuddlefish

    @JoeCuddlefish

    Жыл бұрын

    @@33screamingfrogs34 Yessir I am.

  • @lupression4457

    @lupression4457

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JoeCuddlefish what do you mean? What happened?

  • @swifter46ter
    @swifter46ter Жыл бұрын

    $500 challenge: Make JOE 2, just delete all the checkpoints. First person to record themselves finishing a lap without falling wins.

  • @oVoidhawko

    @oVoidhawko

    Жыл бұрын

    You're sick! I love it.

  • @gmtom19

    @gmtom19

    Жыл бұрын

    Moist Critical challenge part 2

  • @llab3903

    @llab3903

    Жыл бұрын

    I’ll chip in 100

  • @uberlephrad8218

    @uberlephrad8218

    Жыл бұрын

    I'd do this if I had halo lol

  • @JuliusCaesar2005

    @JuliusCaesar2005

    Жыл бұрын

    500$ is NOT enough for the genuine hell that would be 😭

  • @Zadrias6386
    @Zadrias6386 Жыл бұрын

    Just that one guy that went “oh no” when vale said “one lap” knew immediately that he signed up for a torture game…

  • @timothymclean

    @timothymclean

    Жыл бұрын

    I assume most of the other players either realized it and kept quiet, or guessed what they were getting into ahead of times.

  • @EEEEEEEE

    @EEEEEEEE

    Жыл бұрын

    E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

  • @juliancalero8012

    @juliancalero8012

    Жыл бұрын

    @@EEEEEEEE E

  • @ionescustefan295

    @ionescustefan295

    9 ай бұрын

    his canon event

  • @user-iw1zz2en4k
    @user-iw1zz2en4k Жыл бұрын

    Don't get the wrong impression from this video, Joe's Mongoose Parkour is hell. Play it at your own risk. Do not overdose on JOEpium. Good luck.

  • @bonebag1961

    @bonebag1961

    Жыл бұрын

    You have a truly brave soul, sir.

  • @andreacappelletti5442

    @andreacappelletti5442

    Жыл бұрын

    Chad

  • @monodragon

    @monodragon

    Жыл бұрын

    each comment on this thread is 3h apart

  • @kalezzzzzzzz

    @kalezzzzzzzz

    Жыл бұрын

    Not anymore

  • @monodragon

    @monodragon

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kalezzzzzzzz nooooooo

  • @thenotoriouskoj
    @thenotoriouskoj Жыл бұрын

    35:17 “Candy, you’re a dead man.” He said calmly.

  • @LazerShark7777

    @LazerShark7777

    Жыл бұрын

    IT WASNT LOUD ENOUGH

  • @january0th
    @january0th Жыл бұрын

    Rat stages of grief: 16:44 Anger 19:09 More anger 21:03 Denial, depression and more anger 23:40 Bargaining 27:20 More depression and more anger 28:50 (Same rat radio as before) First acceptance 31:30 Me trying to assist the rats and more anger 35:15 Delusions, denial, acceptance, bargaining and more anger 37:45 Denial, some realization of what a monster Joe is and more anger 42:05 Catharsis by rejecting Candy's offer to bargain but still with more anger 42:31 (Same rat Radio) Teddy's fast food order 45:37 Denial, Extreme Depression, more catharsis and more anger 51:05 Acceptance and embracing their loss and the sweet pain of Joe 52:00 Relive by inflicting pain to their captor with more depression and anger 52:38 Pope manage to go pas 32 and finally seeing a glimpse of hope Vale bargaining with Candy and more rat revenge 54:15 Candy's payment and more anger 55:24 The game was rigged from the start by the reveal of vale addiction to Joepium to them, and more anger 56:30 Rats trying to stop the inevitable 57:05 Vale is rapidly approaching your location 58:20 Long live the King and acceptance

  • @tristanhamilton2884

    @tristanhamilton2884

    Жыл бұрын

    Reading this had me dying and I love it

  • @512TheWolf512
    @512TheWolf512 Жыл бұрын

    The mere fact that this course is ACTUALLY doable, means that Joe mongoose is either absolutely insane, or the biggest genius in the entire halo community. Can you imagine how many hours it took him to test all of it and make sure it is? Unreal

  • @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844

    @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844

    Жыл бұрын

    both

  • @Galaxy-vo2fs

    @Galaxy-vo2fs

    Жыл бұрын

    He's probably both lol

  • @SH4D0W0733

    @SH4D0W0733

    Жыл бұрын

    He saw the near impossible parkour maps, and thought, let's do that but in a mongoose.

  • @ariesdemiurge

    @ariesdemiurge

    Жыл бұрын

    @@xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844 Both is good.

  • @naenaemister5048

    @naenaemister5048

    Жыл бұрын

    that means he also had to test all this

  • @K3end0
    @K3end0 Жыл бұрын

    i love the idea joe made such a complex course it literally took him days if not weeks to create, yet made it so hard hes likely either barely played the map or hes spent genuinely hundreds of hours becoming its master

  • @LieRenThePope

    @LieRenThePope

    Жыл бұрын

    joe is the true joe of our time.

  • @sirshotty7689

    @sirshotty7689

    Жыл бұрын

    @@LieRenThePope the best part was when he said “it’s joeing time!” Then he proceeded to joe.

  • @bringurownvibe

    @bringurownvibe

    Жыл бұрын

    @@LieRenThePope Joe who?

  • @LieRenThePope

    @LieRenThePope

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bringurownvibe joe m. joe. middle name mama.

  • @MrMazaing

    @MrMazaing

    Жыл бұрын

    @@LieRenThePope The one true Joe to rule them all

  • @do-nothingbear9474
    @do-nothingbear9474 Жыл бұрын

    28:14 at that moment, I could genuinely feel the inner turmoil of vale experiencing empathy for a friend for the first time in his life

  • @Hatman_Hans
    @Hatman_Hans Жыл бұрын

    I think the feather that breaks the rat’s back is probably the respawn time being 3 seconds.

  • @Ardorstorm

    @Ardorstorm

    Жыл бұрын

    FR

  • @killerfrog0074
    @killerfrog0074 Жыл бұрын

    Can't wait for vale to out source the creation of torture devices under the guise of a game jam

  • @killerfrog0074

    @killerfrog0074

    Жыл бұрын

    @e no, kzread.info/dash/bejne/c3ppzbyxqNTLiqg.html

  • @toolazytochangeprofilepic

    @toolazytochangeprofilepic

    Жыл бұрын

    Please dont give him ideas like that

  • @LieRenThePope

    @LieRenThePope

    Жыл бұрын

    i'm not ready for a crypt x joe collab

  • @vitriolicAmaranth

    @vitriolicAmaranth

    Жыл бұрын

    Actually a brilliant idea

  • @nearlyabsolutelybonkers

    @nearlyabsolutelybonkers

    Жыл бұрын

    @@LieRenThePope Crypt 2: Joe Harder

  • @BobertJoe
    @BobertJoe Жыл бұрын

    I like that the trolls are listed above the rats, to show their hierarchical superiority. Because choosing to ruin it for everyone is a much more sane option than actually trying to compete

  • @LieRenThePope

    @LieRenThePope

    Жыл бұрын

    to be fair, the trolls are all insects anyways. they'd be higher than us rats no matter what.

  • @mihailmilev9909

    @mihailmilev9909

    Жыл бұрын

    @@LieRenThePope what

  • @igunn8632

    @igunn8632

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mihailmilev9909 the trolls are all insects anyways, they'd be higher then us rats no matter what

  • @lunalesombras1150

    @lunalesombras1150

    Жыл бұрын

    @@igunn8632 what

  • @LucasGleason

    @LucasGleason

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lunalesombras1150 the trolls are all insects anyways, they'd be higher then us rats no matter what

  • @nashvontookus7451
    @nashvontookus7451 Жыл бұрын

    Whoever Joe is, he has infinite knowledge and we should fear him.

  • @IncorporealKeen

    @IncorporealKeen

    Жыл бұрын

    Joe mama

  • @thederp9309

    @thederp9309

    Жыл бұрын

    Steel ball run

  • @33screamingfrogs34

    @33screamingfrogs34

    Жыл бұрын

    this is joe!! aka EliteCuddlefish kzread.info/dron/dltMCZ_3oijalJX4jaxRSw.html

  • @P-nk-m-na

    @P-nk-m-na

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@33screamingfrogs34we finally know who joe is...

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean Жыл бұрын

    10:35: As soon as the rats heard that the goal was something simple, at _least_ one of them recognized that they had agreed to record a torture video. Oh no indeed! I am _shocked_ that this game didn't devolve into gunfire more often!

  • @Solll0
    @Solll0 Жыл бұрын

    Personaly, this feels like a win.

  • @LieRenThePope

    @LieRenThePope

    Жыл бұрын

    still no trading card for you.

  • @nearlyabsolutelybonkers

    @nearlyabsolutelybonkers

    Жыл бұрын

    It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole peoples chance of winning joe. You bumped into multiple contestants who now have to be taken care of, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

  • @jokerknarkern

    @jokerknarkern

    Жыл бұрын

    vant brunosten

  • @LtSprinkulz

    @LtSprinkulz

    Жыл бұрын

    🤡🤓

  • @Ghostrecall_M

    @Ghostrecall_M

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nearlyabsolutelybonkershe truely collected and absorded thier misery turning it into power.

  • @nearlyabsolutelybonkers
    @nearlyabsolutelybonkers Жыл бұрын

    Staying up for 2 days straight before Joe really enhanced the entire experience. Still waiting to get back at Candy for the riddles too

  • @shuvelstone1331

    @shuvelstone1331

    Жыл бұрын

    Ouch dude... 2 days?

  • @nearlyabsolutelybonkers

    @nearlyabsolutelybonkers

    Жыл бұрын

    @@shuvelstone1331 2 days and had never played Halo in my life before 😳

  • @Banana-Boi

    @Banana-Boi

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nearlyabsolutelybonkers Quite bonkers.

  • @shuvelstone1331

    @shuvelstone1331

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nearlyabsolutelybonkers ouchhhhhh... i feel bad for you dude.

  • @EEEEEEEE

    @EEEEEEEE

    Жыл бұрын

    E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

  • @GreyValkrie
    @GreyValkrie Жыл бұрын

    Ohhhhh shit I remember being on this project! I was friends with the team who initially made this map on Reach! I think we all met through a Forge focused forum, and exchanged GTs through it, but that was almost a decade ago, I guess someone ported it over to MCC cause like 90% of the people who made this are all no longer active Halo players. I helped make the first section, and in the original I made that dong with blue balls cause I thought it was funnier. Cause the map is basically CBT. I also tested on the hangar section we spent like 6 hours alone designing and testing the first jumps so they were possible but tough. Glad to see it still alive and well! So surreal seeing the map in 2022!

  • @absoultethings4213

    @absoultethings4213

    Жыл бұрын

    do you feel bad?

  • @TwistedFireX

    @TwistedFireX

    Жыл бұрын

    Damn, Vale didn’t even reply to you and thank you for the free content.

  • @noel_21

    @noel_21

    Жыл бұрын

    Joe mongoose parkour is hosted on MCC a couple days every week now

  • @JoeCuddlefish

    @JoeCuddlefish

    Жыл бұрын

    @@33screamingfrogs34 You are correct. And no, no one helped me with the map lol. Hopefully I'll get around to posting my video soon. I've been working on getting my Parkour Infinite video out first, which will be out any day now...

  • @zoidsfan12

    @zoidsfan12

    Жыл бұрын

    When I saw the interior at the start of the video I recognized it. I remember our clan trying to beat this thing for a whole day. Seeing that rock in the center immediately brought back the memories. Super weird to see a decade old map like this suddenly be part of the zeitgeist.

  • @Snapper_
    @Snapper_11 ай бұрын

    as it's almost been 12 months I expect the second annual Joe mongoose grand prix

  • @Zaiqahal

    @Zaiqahal

    11 ай бұрын

    If it does happen, I would hope it's not the same map. The mongoose parkour community has grown a lot since then.

  • @olimara1647
    @olimara1647 Жыл бұрын

    Vale really has cornered the small but loyal corner of KZread dedicated to "Cruel and unusual punishments"

  • @BalrogQuote

    @BalrogQuote

    Жыл бұрын

    Less of a punishment, more just for the heck of it. And that's clearly more entertaining.

  • @redcrown5154

    @redcrown5154

    Жыл бұрын

    you will never be a woman

  • @PointsofData

    @PointsofData

    Жыл бұрын

    @@BalrogQuote cruel and unusual torture*

  • @8-bitalex215

    @8-bitalex215

    Жыл бұрын

    Vale and Alpharad are masters in their craft

  • @PointsofData

    @PointsofData

    Жыл бұрын

    @@8-bitalex215 alpharad is in it for the memes Vale is just a sadist But that would be wild for them to team up

  • @LazerShark7777
    @LazerShark7777 Жыл бұрын

    This video makes me look like a deranged psychopath, when in truth I am simply a psychopath (defamation smh)

  • @aneomii

    @aneomii

    Жыл бұрын

    hi lazer

  • @fanof5950

    @fanof5950

    Жыл бұрын

    Hello lazer

  • @nearlyabsolutelybonkers

    @nearlyabsolutelybonkers

    Жыл бұрын

    hello mr lazershark (formerly once known as LazerJack, and multiple other aliases)

  • @LazerShark7777

    @LazerShark7777

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nearlyabsolutelybonkers so true

  • @FuraFaolox

    @FuraFaolox

    Жыл бұрын

    Salutations LazerShark

  • @nicorozner7417
    @nicorozner7417 Жыл бұрын

    Vale reminds me of that serial killer from the Saw movies. He traps random people in cruel and often extremely painful death gauntlets and then watches as they experience limitless agony with the end goal of "making them appreciate their lives more." I gotta tell you, after watching this video I have a whole new appreciation for casual single player gaming experiences.

  • @lemonnitrate3050
    @lemonnitrate3050 Жыл бұрын

    28:46 First recorded instance of Vale having empathy

  • @duncanwarrior99
    @duncanwarrior99 Жыл бұрын

    As a person who completed Joe without knowing anything about it it was PAIN, took just under 7hrs to do. Mad respect for getting 16 people in to do it :)

  • @funnytoaster3256

    @funnytoaster3256

    Жыл бұрын

    i have more respect for the 6 people playing until the end even more respect for the 2 in that 6 who tried finishing it

  • @EEEEEEEE

    @EEEEEEEE

    Жыл бұрын

    E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

  • @krullachief669
    @krullachief669 Жыл бұрын

    "Why do you force us to do this?" "It's great for my youtube analytics." "That's fair."

  • @LieRenThePope

    @LieRenThePope

    Жыл бұрын

    it's true, it was on the contract that we signed- i mean explained to us in our little rat cage

  • @nickpapadopoulos9978

    @nickpapadopoulos9978

    Жыл бұрын

    @@LieRenThePope 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @masiechist
    @masiechist Жыл бұрын

    After the trolls allowing Vale in front of them at Crouch and then not having to deal with them for the rest of his course, that grenade at Shields knocking Vale off was very cathartic.

  • @healthcaredotgov3097
    @healthcaredotgov3097 Жыл бұрын

    I love how you handled the course introduction, it's like a guide giving a go-over on a high-level ski run. Everything is named like a ski hill too, which makes it even better.

  • @lukaskubik4698
    @lukaskubik4698 Жыл бұрын

    Like the city in Monsters Inc. ran on fear, Valefisks home runs on the suffering of his "friends".

  • @arichansen8527
    @arichansen8527 Жыл бұрын

    This brings a whole new definition to “Endurance Racing”

  • @nearlyabsolutelybonkers

    @nearlyabsolutelybonkers

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm sure next years annual Joe will be 24 Hours of Le Joe

  • @Eric_Pham

    @Eric_Pham

    Жыл бұрын

    Tour de joé

  • @drmaulana2600

    @drmaulana2600

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nearlyabsolutelybonkers also you gotta won annual Joe Gran Prix and Joey 500 to got the most prestigious award, The Triple Joe Crown

  • @lucasahumada6913
    @lucasahumada6913 Жыл бұрын

    Candy and lazer just give off the whole “he’s just standing there,menacingly” vibes when candy mentions the joker origin story

  • @__-yu8vi
    @__-yu8vi Жыл бұрын

    45:55 "I come from a mine, and I'm surrounded by wood always" Door hinge. Could also be coal or canary.

  • @misfire33

    @misfire33

    Жыл бұрын

    Graphite for a pencil?

  • @ImNotFine44

    @ImNotFine44

    Жыл бұрын

    Human babies

  • @BierBart12

    @BierBart12

    Ай бұрын

    Me meeting the bros right after closing Minecraft

  • @killer25014
    @killer25014 Жыл бұрын

    Well this was a trip down memory lane. I completely forgot how painful this map was. It took fucking *forever* to memorize the whole thing, let alone get through it without ever messing up. Or getting tripped up by friends (which led to a lot of roasting lol). A great mongoose race map. 12/10. Would never play again

  • @DTinkerer

    @DTinkerer

    Жыл бұрын

    How!?

  • @killer25014

    @killer25014

    Жыл бұрын

    @@DTinkerer When you're young and don't have a lot going on, you have plenty of time for just about anything. And the difficulty of a map like this honestly doesn't lie in remembering where everything is (but god does it help). It's keeping yourself focused enough to maintain a sense of momentum throughout the whole thing. You stop moving, well, you kinda set yourself up for failure.

  • @jamiekennedy1228

    @jamiekennedy1228

    Жыл бұрын

    Wait... half of these items were only available in the newer MCC forge updates that weren't even released that long ago... sure you don't mean another race? 🤔 I'm lost

  • @killer25014

    @killer25014

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jamiekennedy1228 No? I can't vouch for MCC, since I don't really play it, but all of the items featured in this race were already present in Halo: Reach's forge upon release back in 2010. The map's old my guy (like, 2013 old), this ain't new.

  • @jamiekennedy1228

    @jamiekennedy1228

    Жыл бұрын

    @@killer25014 i played more than 1000 hours of halo reach my dude. That ain't accurate I'm afraid as you 100% cannot place spirit dropships and Phantoms in OG forge, as well as some other items in the video 😅😅😊

  • @Bruno-ec8ft
    @Bruno-ec8ft Жыл бұрын

    Honestly impressed by the solidarity of some of the patreon player doing their best to stop Vale from advancing on his second lap. If they are stuck, so is he.

  • @filin_-vn4fj
    @filin_-vn4fj11 ай бұрын

    VALE VALE WHERE IS THIS YEAR'S MONGOOSE RACE

  • @Zaiqahal

    @Zaiqahal

    11 ай бұрын

    Technically it already happened. He just didn't upload a video about it.

  • @thedeadlysquidward1641

    @thedeadlysquidward1641

    2 ай бұрын

    Did it actually

  • @ivyswhatever2869
    @ivyswhatever2869 Жыл бұрын

    I love how HALFWAY through the video he's at 45/50 checkpoints

  • @Not_actually_a_commie
    @Not_actually_a_commie Жыл бұрын

    I don't think I can ever feel sympathy for Candy or Soll ever again after this

  • @Ardorstorm

    @Ardorstorm

    Жыл бұрын

    lmao

  • @DrippinginSarcasm
    @DrippinginSarcasm Жыл бұрын

    If I got stuck behind one of those trolls you'd never want to have a fan meet up, because you'd have a death on your hands.

  • @FlamingLily
    @FlamingLily Жыл бұрын

    Valefisk is eventually going to release "I made a REAL torture chamber" in the thrilling climax of his career

  • @Fireworker2K
    @Fireworker2K Жыл бұрын

    Respect to Maivi for trying to achieve the last check point for two and a half hours.

  • @namedindividual3131
    @namedindividual3131 Жыл бұрын

    Gotta love the sound of *literal screaming* in a Discord call.

  • @Tufhhuyy

    @Tufhhuyy

    Жыл бұрын

    It really is the best thing to hear, you always know something's going down

  • @friedmandesigns

    @friedmandesigns

    Жыл бұрын

    As opposed to 'metaphorical screaming' ??

  • @matthewjames7509
    @matthewjames75096 ай бұрын

    Waiting for the the second annual Joes mongoose race

  • @sgador
    @sgador7 ай бұрын

    2023 has almost ended where is the 2nd Annual Joe Mongoose Race

  • @lasagne4536
    @lasagne4536 Жыл бұрын

    I killed Vale, that's enough of a win for me.

  • @GhostOfSnuffles
    @GhostOfSnuffles Жыл бұрын

    The sheer fact that course can be completed makes Joe one of those people who straddle the line between genius and insanity.

  • @Laachen
    @Laachen Жыл бұрын

    "have you played joe mongoose" will now be a PTSD trigger for a few brave souls

  • @LiarraSniffles_X3
    @LiarraSniffles_X3 Жыл бұрын

    I'd just like to say: I absolutely love the -torture- large, collaborative projects that you and your friends go through. Something about a bunch of a friends going on a digital road-trip is endlessly enjoyable to me.

  • @bobbilly3606
    @bobbilly3606 Жыл бұрын

    Im dissapointed that when asked what second place gets vale didnt respond "a sense of pride and satisfaction"

  • @LieRenThePope

    @LieRenThePope

    Жыл бұрын

    or a sense of pride and accomplishment

  • @Zachafinackus
    @Zachafinackus Жыл бұрын

    Oh wow, this is like a mongoose version of Schadenfreude (a famous on foot parkour map for Reach).

  • @EnergyBurst2
    @EnergyBurst2 Жыл бұрын

    Props to Mo and Snooperman for entering the hall of a lap of Joe after the event.

  • @pleaseibegyoudontspam5598
    @pleaseibegyoudontspam55986 ай бұрын

    I’ve watched this video 3 times it never loses its beauty

  • @mdioxd9200
    @mdioxd9200 Жыл бұрын

    Remember when valefisk made funny stuff ? Yeah now he's doing the same but AT THE COST OF OTHER'S MENTAL HEALTH 👁️👁️

  • @deamongimli

    @deamongimli

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes. Soon we shall escalate to Vale committing literal, actual, honest to god warcrimes IRL.

  • @mdioxd9200

    @mdioxd9200

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Guardian-of-Light137 would be fun to see him make hats out his own friends 👁️👁️

  • @uncroppedsoop

    @uncroppedsoop

    Жыл бұрын

    @Just Vibing yeah but it's their decision to keep going. They lose absolutely nothing if they quit. They're not forced, just going in blind, and honestly you should expect something like this if you're going up on a Valefisk video

  • @jgblkshot8375

    @jgblkshot8375

    Жыл бұрын

    @Just Vibing Cope seethe mald Cope seethe mald COPESEETHEMALD COPESEETHEMALD COPESEETHEMALD-

  • @rhysjonsmusic

    @rhysjonsmusic

    Жыл бұрын

    Dudes gonna put someone in a reverse bear trap for content

  • @imperialfist2304
    @imperialfist2304 Жыл бұрын

    I’m very certain that if The Hague catches wind of Vale’s doings he will get life in prison for repeated violations of human rights.

  • @DomFP3
    @DomFP3 Жыл бұрын

    It brings me great joy to see the near six hours we put into Joe originally amount to this All the pain and suffering we spent together was worth it, for I now get to watch a bunch of randoms suffer my same fate

  • @jamjam-sp3he

    @jamjam-sp3he

    Жыл бұрын

    WE FOUND JOE

  • @AzuriteCoast

    @AzuriteCoast

    Жыл бұрын

    Are you (one of the) creator(s)?

  • @michaelgmail5968
    @michaelgmail5968 Жыл бұрын

    You're so close to having a good formula. You must become the host of the gaming equivalency to "Takeshi's Castle". When I saw people in the race completely of their own volition gatekeeping others it reminded me of the goons Takeshi would send to mess with the contestants. Watch a few episodes of the show, I think some are on youtube. This is good content!

  • @vneezy
    @vneezy Жыл бұрын

    I love the editing, legit burst out laughing when you first showed the rat radio with the F1 graphics.

  • @AdamSandal83

    @AdamSandal83

    Жыл бұрын

    Those guys were clearly on a Ferrari strategy.

  • @michaelbrunner6951

    @michaelbrunner6951

    Жыл бұрын

    @@AdamSandal83 bro I thought the same thing lmao

  • @FletcherGaddy
    @FletcherGaddy Жыл бұрын

    Tabletop simulator puzzles let you upload video files for the background, and the piece layouts are always consistent. I’m working on a way too complex jigsaw puzzle that occasionally swaps around pieces, messes with the background, and drives the player insane. Seems like something you’d be interested in

  • @silverfishofdoom1312

    @silverfishofdoom1312

    5 ай бұрын

    Can you respond to me with the link when it’s done?

  • @xernax1841
    @xernax18416 ай бұрын

    You said "annual"?

  • @sigh9257
    @sigh92576 ай бұрын

    Creators name on yt is Joe Cuddlefish and he really is just unbelievably cracked at Mongoose - he’s beat it in under 30 minutes

  • @ticklemetanner888

    @ticklemetanner888

    5 ай бұрын

    he recently played an almost sub 20 run. but he choked at the last level

  • @greenhoppop
    @greenhoppop Жыл бұрын

    I thought “it can’t be that hard” but after 30 minutes of the Hangar it’s impossible

  • @onetrickgirl
    @onetrickgirl Жыл бұрын

    Vale I think your giving people an unhealthy addiction to torture.

  • @the-letter_s

    @the-letter_s

    Жыл бұрын

    digital masochism moment

  • @fast-yi9js
    @fast-yi9js Жыл бұрын

    11:04 almost choked me with a drink. It hurts, and I am crying. Good job.

  • @snorp6781
    @snorp678111 ай бұрын

    VALE IT'S BEEN ONE YEAR YOU STILL OWE US ANOTHER JOE VIDEO

  • @BasedWindex
    @BasedWindex Жыл бұрын

    "You only got that far because you didn't get caught on the balls" -Valefisk, 2022

  • @GreyKnightsVenerable
    @GreyKnightsVenerable Жыл бұрын

    Joe should’ve made it so that failure at the last jump teleports you back to the beginning.

  • @vez3834
    @vez3834 Жыл бұрын

    The idea of Joe Mongoose watching this and laughing maniacally gives me life and purpose.

  • @JoeCuddlefish

    @JoeCuddlefish

    Жыл бұрын

    :)

  • @HyperK7
    @HyperK7 Жыл бұрын

    Unsurprisingly for a race video, there’s an F1 style interface/leaderboard with a 3 tiered World Endurance style categorization, complete with the fast as fuck Hypercars, messing with everyone LMPs and just trying to survive GTEs. Edit: Meanwhile the entire race is just the most difficult Rally ever with every racer on simultaneously.

  • @Legion617
    @Legion617 Жыл бұрын

    As much as I love Vale and the crew, this is the exact reason I will never join any of his shenanigan torture devices. F to the poor bastards who had no idea what they were getting into.

  • @Spoilt8920

    @Spoilt8920

    Жыл бұрын

    I mean it wouldnt have been as bad if they were actually just given a chance to try and not have people there trying to purposely ruin the experience. I just don't get that part at all

  • @justsomeone1073

    @justsomeone1073

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Spoilt8920 Agreed. I wish the rat group was given a chance to actually complete it rather than not only having no experience with the map, but also having people with the sole purpose of screwing them over in the game.

  • @BrawnyStream

    @BrawnyStream

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Spoilt8920 it’s valefisk the only purpose he needs for anything is to maximize suffering. If ANY of the rats had fun he would have failed, so the trolls are the real hero’s here.

  • @LorenzoConti1
    @LorenzoConti1 Жыл бұрын

    These videos are legit well made and it's easy to notice the time and effort you put into them... even for people who prefer shorter videos like me, watching you is always fun and entertaining. Great work keep it up

  • @oinkymomo
    @oinkymomo11 ай бұрын

    if this was the first annual, whens the next

  • @Zaiqahal

    @Zaiqahal

    11 ай бұрын

    Technically it already happened. He just didn't upload a video about it.

  • @mrwri
    @mrwri Жыл бұрын

    I made maps like these back when halo 3 came out. My friends and I would get drunk and play them. Thanks for bringing back good memories.

  • @Android_ELITE
    @Android_ELITE Жыл бұрын

    I feel like I passed some kind of sanity test by getting on the patreon for one month, paying extra, and then leaving to never return

  • @vitriolicAmaranth
    @vitriolicAmaranth Жыл бұрын

    "Your goal is to do just one lap, that's it" "Oh no."

  • @NapalmNarcissus
    @NapalmNarcissus Жыл бұрын

    Seeing everyone genuinely check out mentally and emotionally was... Very fun.

  • @eternalmiasma5586
    @eternalmiasma5586 Жыл бұрын

    In the last 30 minutes, Joe Mongoose should have spawned and raced everyone

  • @NovelPond
    @NovelPond Жыл бұрын

    IT'S JOEBIN TIME

  • @rue6722

    @rue6722

    Жыл бұрын

    factual novelpond

  • @sefii05
    @sefii05 Жыл бұрын

    Joe had to test this course to make sure you're actually able to finish it, let that sink

  • @JoeCuddlefish

    @JoeCuddlefish

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes, ive spent roughly 200 hours forging and playtesting the map haha.

  • @ilikespagett1514
    @ilikespagett151411 ай бұрын

    *look at score* "Oh cool only 6 corners left, they've nearly made it yet* *check video length* *not even halfway*

  • @queenchaosyet
    @queenchaosyet Жыл бұрын

    You don’t play Joe’s mongoose parkour race, Joe’s mongoose parkour race plays you.

  • @villinousvagabon8417
    @villinousvagabon8417 Жыл бұрын

    if i was invited to this id tell you to stick that 50 where the sun dont shine then just go into spectator and cast the race

  • @matthewgilbie4087
    @matthewgilbie4087 Жыл бұрын

    This has got to be one of my favourite channels now, and I literally just discovered it. I just wish I could tell everyone's voices apart better...

  • @pignebula123
    @pignebula123 Жыл бұрын

    Hey Vale, wonderful torture here. I managed to con my friend into being tortured by Crypt for 35 minutes. I now have more torture material, much thanks.

  • @Pundae
    @Pundae Жыл бұрын

    I love how I can see "torture" in the title and immediately think "oh hey, a new valefisk video" And be right

  • @Bone_Incidents
    @Bone_Incidents Жыл бұрын

    9:26 is where it actually starts if you don’t care about the course or if you already know about it

  • @danielbarry63415
    @danielbarry63415 Жыл бұрын

    Ah yes, the greatest game engine for racing. Floaty Halo Reach vehicles ! Joking aside I loved mongoose racing on this game

  • @markrexington8397

    @markrexington8397

    Жыл бұрын

    I see, your putting all joeking aside huh?

  • @Iampaztro
    @Iampaztro Жыл бұрын

    42:00 literally the funniest moment of the whole video

  • @friedmandesigns

    @friedmandesigns

    Жыл бұрын

    Subjectively and metaphorically, perhaps. Not literally. ;)

  • @k00patr00pa101
    @k00patr00pa101 Жыл бұрын

    Well, this got me to reinstall MCC. First Day: 5.5 hours, got to corner 31. I'll update as I go.

  • @nox3050

    @nox3050

    Жыл бұрын

    update???

  • @weirdtyrant6274
    @weirdtyrant6274 Жыл бұрын

    20:46 Glad to see that even Valefisk and his friends recognize the awfulness of the Halo TV show.

  • @HekateMGO
    @HekateMGO Жыл бұрын

    I have no idea who Joe is, but he's a monster and I love him.

  • @Wired_User

    @Wired_User

    Жыл бұрын

    Joe mama

  • @JoeCuddlefish

    @JoeCuddlefish

    Жыл бұрын

  • @NocturnalTyphlosion

    @NocturnalTyphlosion

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@JoeCuddlefish HES HERE

  • @JoeCuddlefish

    @JoeCuddlefish

    3 ай бұрын

    @@NocturnalTyphlosion ;)

  • @powerhousejp
    @powerhousejp Жыл бұрын

    I used to do these kinds of "races" in Trackmania YEARS ago. You say torture, but beating one of them within the time limit was soooo satisfying.

  • @InsertNameHereJ
    @InsertNameHereJ Жыл бұрын

    This one feels a bit less fun tbh. In the previous videos the primary antagonist was the game itself and everyone was on the same playing field. In this one, about half the players are held back by a few people being dicks. They don't even really get to battle the map itself. I just end up feeling really bad for them instead of laughing at them.

  • @tsrenis

    @tsrenis

    Жыл бұрын

    nah it's funny

  • @jacknesbitt240

    @jacknesbitt240

    Жыл бұрын

    They weren't forced to play 😂

  • @BrawnyStream

    @BrawnyStream

    Жыл бұрын

    Do you think the purpose of Valefisks videos is for people to have fun…like where does he give that inclination. Valfisk is an escaped Nazi experiment whose sole purpose is to create maximum suffering on all who interact with him. He is a dementor feeding off the hopes and dreams of the innocents. Fun…was never an option.

  • @Candybust
    @Candybust Жыл бұрын

    I have made several enemies

  • @LazerShark7777

    @LazerShark7777

    Жыл бұрын

    Perhaps

  • @epicfails425
    @epicfails425 Жыл бұрын

    Oh my god! Joe’s track! It’s been years since I’ve seen this. It’s bringing back ptsd of my friends and I playing this in og reach.

  • @JoeCuddlefish

    @JoeCuddlefish

    Жыл бұрын

    I made this in the last two years, only being brought over to MCC in the last year. Stop the cap.

  • @silverfishofdoom1312

    @silverfishofdoom1312

    5 ай бұрын

    @@JoeCuddlefishwhy

  • @silverfishofdoom1312

    @silverfishofdoom1312

    5 ай бұрын

    @@JoeCuddlefishwhy would to do this? And can you make it worse?

  • @explosify5035
    @explosify50357 ай бұрын

    If this was the first annual Joe Mongoose Grand Prix, when is the second annual one coming out? I want to see you guys do three laps like Joe intended.

  • @monodragon
    @monodragon11 ай бұрын

    WHERES OUR SECOND ANNUAL RACE

  • @Zaiqahal

    @Zaiqahal

    11 ай бұрын

    Technically it already happened. He just didn't upload a video about it.

  • @monodragon

    @monodragon

    11 ай бұрын

    @@Zaiqahal so it should be coming soon then

  • @grit1
    @grit1 Жыл бұрын

    The trolls where they were doing something to actively disrupt a player was funny. Passive "haha I block you and you can't move me" was grade F shit tier trolling and was boring after the first minute of it

  • @vhdiggsd7576

    @vhdiggsd7576

    Жыл бұрын

    The riddle shit was very funny, the getting stuck in 2 was not

  • @TheAstrobiologistOW
    @TheAstrobiologistOW Жыл бұрын

    Holy shit the memories. Halo Reach and 4 were my childhood and I remember doing stuff like this all the time with my friends

  • @baz5042
    @baz5042 Жыл бұрын

    Torturing you own followers (this is clearly some kind of cult) for you own entertainment is commendable move Vale.

  • @krameht
    @krameht Жыл бұрын

    I like the term "Vertical Wall", thanks for the clarification that it wasn't a horizontal wall or in layman's terms "floors"

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