#VALE2020 Prepare yourselves for a double upload, cause I'm back again Also shoutout to Jan and Virtrial for being the election villains

@stalkingstork4482

3 жыл бұрын

Where is the anti swag corporation when you need em

@roji556

Жыл бұрын

"I also have absolutely no idea how to run a country". Oh good, you'll fit right in with actual politicians lol

@smorgasbored2265

Жыл бұрын

Okay I know this is off-topic but I need to know. What is that goddamn outro song. Wait I can make a political party based on this.

@matthewcurry3565

Жыл бұрын

You thought it a joke, but offering beans to the entire population would in fact solve world hunger!

@zachblair3794

Жыл бұрын

@@smorgasbored2265months later but shazam gave me “ Symphony No. 63 in C Major, Hob.1:63 - "La Roxelane": 1. Allegro “

A bunch of people in a discord call screaming "STOP THE COUNT" at a strawpoll is actually the most accurate depiction I think I've ever seen of politics in America

@Disconnect03

2 жыл бұрын

Especially when most of them are European

@asciiCAT

Жыл бұрын

Can confirm

@EpicStarman

Жыл бұрын

I mean, really it works no matter where.

@theirishviking9278

Жыл бұрын

@@EpicStarman Australia We don't use first past the post voting

@battadia

Жыл бұрын

@@theirishviking9278 Same in New Zealand. It would probably be something like "Stop the maths!"

"We should get rid of the cars." "Yeah, Germans LOVE cars! There's Audi.... uh, Panzer...."

@jcrosenkreuz5213

3 жыл бұрын

I drive a Messerschmitt to work everyday

@vonkaiser6817

3 жыл бұрын

Hah, imagine not driving a Graf spee to school

@Bizmarckus

3 жыл бұрын

@@jcrosenkreuz5213 wait

@Bizmarckus

3 жыл бұрын

@@vonkaiser6817 hang on

@orionar2461

2 жыл бұрын

From Berlin to Warsaw in a single tank

“The best argument against Democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”

@Bizmarckus

3 жыл бұрын

Nah just brainwash them lol

@charliep7448

2 жыл бұрын

That's kinda the whole point; not to have one idiot in control but rather many who (hopefully) can be smarter together.

@mallardofmodernia8092

2 жыл бұрын

@@charliep7448 unfortunately the idiots we have currently are magnets for other idiots

@comradekenobi6908

2 жыл бұрын

@@charliep7448 2 idiots don’t make each other smarter wtf

@WladylawGomulka

2 жыл бұрын

@@charliep7448 whats the diffrence between hope for a smart crowd with voting rights and a smart king

I like how the election in Germany lasted longer than the reign of the Bean Party

@Tylorean

9 ай бұрын

That’s pretty accurate

Beans

@pedejo

3 жыл бұрын

Beans

@NovelPond

3 жыл бұрын

Beans

@bugdracula1662

3 жыл бұрын

a bean!

@tigersharkwoo

3 жыл бұрын

Beans

@hansjohansen4540

3 жыл бұрын

suɐǝꟼ

i love how my arch in that entire video is "you got election fraud lol"

@tigersharkwoo

3 жыл бұрын

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@phredbug_9660

3 жыл бұрын

Feels bad man. I wanted you in. get me a tomboy gf any day xd

@theluftwaffle1

3 жыл бұрын

Still a better story arc than twilight.

5:03 "you lost the election custard boy" thats a powerful statement right there

@ryanaxelson6952

3 жыл бұрын

Well its wrong so not that powerful

@BooBooBlueBerry

3 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't you like to know Weather Boy

@ryanaxelson6952

3 жыл бұрын

@@BooBooBlueBerry what

@Zorro9129

3 жыл бұрын

@@BooBooBlueBerry Hi there, BlueBerry Boy

@BooBooBlueBerry

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zorro9129 Kid sounds sketchy

Beans. Brexit. Get it done. Possibly the most believable fictious political slogan I've ever heard.

@Miss_Trillium

Жыл бұрын

Is that not the slogan of the Tories? -signed, an American

@miner_farm

Ай бұрын

@@Miss_Trillium Nooo i think that was reform not sure tho

I thought the title said "discord ruins a democracy" and tbh its probably a better title

@dean_l33

3 жыл бұрын

Probably more accurate

@brockcasey720

3 жыл бұрын

@@dean_l33 if America was a democracy

@Karin-fj3eu

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao that's what I read too

@0xC2

3 жыл бұрын

so thats where this so called "election fraud" came from...

@VaxzaLimeIsCool

3 жыл бұрын

@@brockcasey720 America is republic of socialist...

That rigged vote made me legitimately upset I was for the Tomboy party since day 1

@jackreid2664

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@stormlordeternal7663

2 жыл бұрын

Rimmy will have vengeance for this, the righteous will prevail!

@brothercrazzer2883

2 жыл бұрын

I know so sad

@weebified

2 жыл бұрын

Yea same

@saoranachnah-alba723

Жыл бұрын

I wanted the SNP to win... for no reason in particular.

I like how, if you do the math, at the end of the first run, 101% of voters were counted.

@colby1398

Жыл бұрын

Well, much like the US elections, there's rampant fraud.

@counterfeit1148

Жыл бұрын

Give me, some of those, commas

@Mafia200100

Жыл бұрын

The two singular votes were actually 12.5%, but Strawpoll rounds the numbers for display so they got rounded to 13%

@noodlelynoodle.

11 ай бұрын

@@Mafia200100 I think they meant in the first election where they got voted out cause with what you're talking about it would have been 102% though Im already past that part of the video and too sleep deprived to do the math rn lmao

You're just trying to justify buying that morph suit aren't yoh?

This brings to mind my experience playing NationStates. Within 2 weeks I had built a country with the main goals of genetically engineering dragons from dinosaur DNA and constructing orbital death lasers to replace the nuclear weapons arsenal.

@bonogiamboni4830

3 жыл бұрын

Did it work?

@Zorro9129

3 жыл бұрын

Used to play NationStates too. Pretty fun until you realize there's no point. BLOC is better.

@aVeryHandsomeWall

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zorro9129 what is BLOC?

@Zorro9129

3 жыл бұрын

@@aVeryHandsomeWall It's an online browser game by Oppressive Games. Not terribly complicated but you set up a Cold War nation and try to get your alliance to win.

@aegis3141

2 жыл бұрын

I basically made militarist singapore

Finally, our Lord and savior monke Valefisk has returned

@lawrenceofdeeznuts1573

3 жыл бұрын

Oh lord grant me more monkei costume

@herrscher687

3 жыл бұрын

Wait i thouthg it was a george floyd

@O2F2

2 ай бұрын

​@@herrscher687 you're so cool and edgy bro

Jan and I's party deserved the reigns in germany

The election for Germany took up more time than the actual term

I got through the entire video thinking the title was "Discord ruins a Democracy" and not once was i doubting the title's authenticity.

@dylaxiusmccoy

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is the only reason I realized that wasn't the title.

ok so i must say that i was banned because of my opinions in favor for the tomboy gf party during the election in germany, that's why i'm at this very moment calling Amnesty international

I like how Lynx (B) put a bunch of money into tourism and then immediately a pandemic starts

Reject democracy, return to Bannana.

@iagoofdraiggwyn98

3 жыл бұрын

Deeeeeeep lol

@alphariusfuze8089

3 жыл бұрын

The banana national anthem

“I have no idea how to run a country” “Our country is a democracy” Well, you’re not wrong about the first part.

the old athens democracy way adapted to discord: just consider the aristocrats you choose as a citizen

i just realized i was called "dog shit kinda smelly tbh" thoughout my whole term as president

I once got 100% of the votes in Democracy 3, therefore, I alone should lead humanity. I rest my case.

@clinton8421

2 жыл бұрын

With a face like that, I trust you.

Your vibrating plant is giving me conniptions.

Vale, blink twice if somebody is forcing you to wear this suit... oh, wait...

Should've had the Discord vote for the parties and then made a parliament where each of your team of party leaders voted with the value of their respective party.

Damn Jan got robbed from playing so hard they went to sleep lol

I love how one of the stars on his US flag is transparent

This video should be called "Why democracy was a mistake." Can you please do this in Stellaris? Every time you have a change of leadership in-game, a new player takes over

@weberman173

3 жыл бұрын

Thats.. ACTUALY a interesting idea

I don't know why but hearing people shrieking and begging for lives to "stop the count" for a poll about a fucking videogame is making me laugh so hard I'm gonna pull a neck muscle.

You have completely lost it. And we love it, welcome back Papa Vale

"Germans love cars! Audi, uh... Panzer" Funniest video I've seen in a while thanks kings

Seeing how you ruined countless countries, reminds me of my best and favorite run in Democracy 3, which I played seriously, angered the liberals, created a police state oppressing liberals, and on the faithful moment, I misread that religious school boosts racism. In the matter of three rounds, I created an egalitarian society, and started country-wide race wars in my Canadian police state, with a surplus of 100 billion. Basically, I made Canada to be Quebec just without the French aspect of it.Dozens of assassination attempts by liberals but every single one was avoided because I maxed out everything I could, and expanded shit ton of jails, increasing jobs and people inside of it. It was left on cliffhanger because I was mad that I accidentally invented NCR ( New Canadian Racism ) because I wanted to create a theocratic police state

I love how you guys try a super conservative policy And then a super progressive policy *And Discord's too incompetent to make either work!*

The Bean Party will return

As a scotsman I must inform you that after that drawing of scotland in the diagram, you are banned from the country. If you want access you just to draw an accurate scotland

I’m still convinced that Rimmy is in that suit and none of you can convince me otherwise!

Germany has returned to being... ***Die Reichtangle***

"Next to the guy getting killed by Zeus in economy there is a rocket ship."

Valefisk finally found his KZread password PogChamp.

"The people should pick what happens." even that doesn't happen in a democracy.

I miss read it as discord ruins a democracy probably wasn’t far off

“They aren’t even American, they’re European” Damn it’s even historically accurate 😂😂

Lynx is the best President I have never had. Vote for Lynx

If Lynx was eating 17 400g tins of beans a second with a mouth diameter of 5cm, then the beans would be flying into his mouth at 4.45m/s or 16.02km/h

Poggers I love seeing discord admin abuse with valefisk

I had two thoughts in my head when I saw this title they were Oh dear god no. And yes YES. YEE-EEEEEEEES.

@nike5772

3 жыл бұрын

How about... Reddit rules a Country

Is no one going to compliment this man on drawing the United States and the United Kingdom upside down? He did really good for drawing it upside-down!

@aturchomicz821

3 жыл бұрын

yeah wtf

@actuallyIDontExist

Жыл бұрын

And not being able to see

Who are you voting for, Hans? I'm voting for the AGGPPGAG party.

Ah, nothing more true of democracy then for only a select few to be excluded from the people and given free reign to meme until they face the consequences. Thank you for the realistic experience!

that france one just was a prediction of current events

"Germans against Germany" i'm f**king dying 😂😂😂

If anyone was wondering the song at the start was Stars and Stripes forever

goodness, that germany election was probably the closest I've ever gotten to death

Wait isnt this channel supposed to be forever cursed to make the gameshows and always fail. This breaks my immersion

Kind of unnerving how someone in the call is named January 7 when this was recorded before the Jan 6 Insurrection at the capital

The German elections are the longest segment of this video. Ahahahaha.

I don't think I've laughed quite that hard before when they were yelling to stop the count during the public voting... God, that's good.

Thank you Valefisk for uploading on my birthday you're the best.

24:50 - 32:50 : this is why democracy is the best regime : the suspense

@clinton8421

2 жыл бұрын

"One party will improve your standard of living and the other will fucking kill us all. Choose wisely..." (P.S. This comment is not about any particular country.)

Congratulations. You simulated a Republic.

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch,"- John Adams

You've given me election night flashbacks, but it was actually funny this time.

The last one is literally just like the real election

"I'm muting the opposition." Hm. Edit: "They don't deserve a voice." Hmmmm.

@actuallyIDontExist

Жыл бұрын

This was supposed to be accurate, so why do you complain

@GadzooksEugene

Жыл бұрын

@@actuallyIDontExist you're asking that on a two year old comment, as if I even remember.

Having rewatched this after becoming a really good democracy 4 player despite the comedy the plays break my heart

We need more of this!

we had an election in a discord server once, somebody created like 5 alts and rigged the vote

Finally some upload I've been waiting for months for an upload

They did jan dirty in this one

Loved this, I hope you do this again!

I love the line "The GDP is gone by the way, there is no money anymore in France."

candy and terry being the first elected to actually have a suplus income suprised me to be honest

I fucking died at 2:59. From a sad drawing of America to dropping it

That insane German voting session was the best part.

Stars and stripes forever is the background music

This is still one of my favorite videos of all time.

I like how one star on the American flag is green

read the title, knew it was you, always great videos. you havent failed me once

2:58 Put a old TV filter and it will look exactly like a Monty Python scene

When I saw the title for this video i all of a sudden started to smell napalm.......

ok, now this is actually epic

i feel bad for jan's party being cheesed out like that :c

I haven't laughed this hard in months

Unironically better than most politicians.

I was just watching a video yesterday, wondering how you were doing, and if the monkey suit was coming back

Up with the IRA, am I right?

This was beautiful

"I love democracy." - Chancellor Sheev Palpetine

Oh dear... Edit: *beans* eh? Edit 2: the German election, I'm dead!

The drawn landmass of Germany in the begining is similar how I picture this country. That accuracy is almost terrifying ^^

And here we have the US election

I love the "certified moron" on your jacket.

So glad Vale's discord democracy is about on-par with Richard Nixon's cabinet and I couldn't be happier.

Unironically a great idea

Never would've thought germany is a chunk error

I like this new shtick, kee it up m8

I am so happy having you as my president... Its an honor sir