“Tetris is a an inventory management survival horror game” is one of the best jokes I have heard this year.

@joshix833

2 жыл бұрын

is it really a joke?

@Ensign_games

2 жыл бұрын

its true though

@endymallorn

2 жыл бұрын

How is it a joke?

@mihailazar2487

2 жыл бұрын

@@endymallorn because of resident evil

@eklhaft4531

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ensign_games It's funny because it's true.

I can’t believe it. This man did it. He downloaded more RAM.

@DudV2

Жыл бұрын

*Uploaded

@joshyoung1440

Жыл бұрын

​@@DudV2 hey, how do you retrieve something that's been uploaded, the entire point of uploading? What do we call that process again? 🤔 They are two sides of the same coin. They are two halves of the same whole. They are the flexor and the extensor. And most importantly, it is a fucking reference to a joke so if you don't know the joke, at least don't ruin it

@traumatizedgeworth

Жыл бұрын

​@Josh Young the dude said one word

@hata6290

Жыл бұрын

@@traumatizedgeworthLMAO

@snailll9929

10 ай бұрын

@joshyoung1440 hey man, i used to be like you and let me tell you from experience, being so angry and snarky all the time is not good for you lol

You know, a chainsaw could either be turned on or off, much like a bit, 1 or 0. So if you become a machine that would both catch chainsaws and launch them into orbit at a steady rate, as well as determine if each chainsaw is on or off, and has the capability to turn the chainsaws on or off itself, then you could in theory build an orbital chainsaw drive capable of storing and retrieving data, right?

@DUDA-__-

7 ай бұрын

If you could change the chainsaw state depending on the previous chainsaw state, you'd have a touring machine.

@purplelord8531

7 ай бұрын

@@DUDA-__- an orbit isn't touring - that requires traveling on earth's surface and visiting multiple locations i think you meant Turing

@DUDA-__-

7 ай бұрын

@@purplelord8531 oh that's a dumb mistake on my side. :D

@TardMan1

6 ай бұрын

Now you just have to build chainsaws with big enough gas tanks to keep them running throughout the entire year long orbit, haha.

@MrCubFan415

5 ай бұрын

Realistically, the chainsaws would probably burn up when you first shot them into the air

"Why not ping the whole internet? So I did." Absolute madman!

@VeritasEtAequitas

Жыл бұрын

He didn't

@_Heb_

10 ай бұрын

@@VeritasEtAequitaswhat makes you so certain

@jimijenkins2548

10 ай бұрын

Morris worm moment.

@BozesanVlad

9 ай бұрын

I wrote to all courts and prosecutor offices in my country , if they have electronic signature. The law is from 2001 and I was curious if they respect the law after 20 years. Twice. Irl People can do silly things..

@gaweyn

7 ай бұрын

@@BozesanVlad and? do they?

opening this video with a story about juggling arbitrarily many chainsaws is so good. immediately hooked

@alfiegordon9013

2 жыл бұрын

It shouldn't suprise me that your here, but it somehow both does and doesnt

@FosukeLordOfError

2 жыл бұрын

It’s the other weird things video guy

@actualhyena

2 жыл бұрын

You have good taste in obscure channels Misali.

@FaxonFury

2 жыл бұрын

of course you’re here

@MattachineGG

2 жыл бұрын

The crazy part about that whole story is that it's also a hard drive.

"We can of course ignore air resistance" Spoken like a real engineer.

@kevin42

2 жыл бұрын

I thought pushing components 10% above their rating was peak engineering

@TheRogueX

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, for 99% of the journey the chainsaws are in space where there is no air, so it's a good assumption isn't it? xD

@Deadeye313

2 жыл бұрын

Just like the Seattle Tacoma Bridge builders...

@MrC0MPUT3R

2 жыл бұрын

Spherical chainsaw in a vacuum

@CreepilyCrply

2 жыл бұрын

Including air resistance is gonna increase a lot of energy usage per chainsaw

For some reason, the idea of storing data in active network transmissions makes me feel an uncomfortable sense of panic in the same way standing against the window on the top floor of a skyscraper does. It's that sort of "I know it's safe, the chance of failure is extremely minimal, but there's no way in hell I'm risking it" sensation.

@00SEVEN28

7 ай бұрын

At most, a TTL is 255, which means after 255 hops on routers, it gets dropped/deleted.

@crispico4727

2 ай бұрын

This must be how tribal elders thought about storing their knowledge before writing was invented

@killroy42

Ай бұрын

@@00SEVEN28 It's our generations "oral" history...

The ultimate hard drive is the equations that govern the universe. If you want to know what your data was at any given time, you just play the simulation back up to that point and have a look.

@benjamin6729

5 ай бұрын

Brilliant!

@joda7697

5 ай бұрын

Unfortunately, entropy is a meanie and conceals which exact starting state resulted in the current state.

@decide273

2 ай бұрын

and then comes quantum mechanics

@wabibunny

Ай бұрын

you know what, this looks like a great idea until you remember equations like Navier-Stokes.

@godlia_

Ай бұрын

laplace's demon :D

I love that we go from a dude juggling 1.2 trillion chainsaws in an elliptical orbit around the Earth, to, "We can now look at the entire internet" in like 4 minutes

@oliviersavard8676

Жыл бұрын

"hey vsauce, tom7 here"

@Ciurk

Жыл бұрын

and that is only like an eighth of the video 😆

@TheWizardGamez

Жыл бұрын

@@oliviersavard8676 brain.exe is not responding

Tom7: “I don’t want to lose my data.” Also Tom7: *stores data in transient virtual ping pong balls*

@JohnSmith-ox3gy

Жыл бұрын

Today we'll be playing broken phone with millions of strangers!

@ukee31

Жыл бұрын

So many smart and witty people here... how did I get here? amazing

24:52 > bandits dont have access to the data I could only imagine the horror a potential hackerman would experience if they discovered that the secret data they are looking for is stored in this mind-boggling fashion

Could you imagine being a network security researcher comming across his pings on their network, and reading the packet data and just being confused 😆

This entire video felt like, "okay bear with me." and I loved it. That map of the internet was so pretty.

@cometkite

Жыл бұрын

For another interesting internet mapping project check out the "Internet Census of 2012".

@monhi64

Жыл бұрын

This really feels like the long form educational version of the “never let them know your next move” meme that got pretty popular online not long after you wrote your original comment

@madshorn5826

Жыл бұрын

"The map of the internet was so pretty." It was indeed. Funnily enough it looked a bit like drefragging old harddrives in the bad ol' days :-) And it reminded me of an old idea I had for navigating the internet way back when the net was new and we all read about William Gibson's cyberspace: Let each homepage be a square with user defined 3D art and navigate using a "double binary search". Using a fractal tesselation where a square is split into four squares which is split into four, ..., you can chose one of a billion squares with 15 up-down-right-left choices and see where you are going :-) I ever only convinced my brother that it was a good idea because storing that amount of 3D models and serving them to users was insane scientific fiction back then (1996). When Google Maps came around and showed the future was now ordinary navigation had won out... I made a mock-up 14 years ago in Visual Python. (It can still be found here on KZread. Search for NeWS and DeStoreMaendDerLeger (The name derived from the corners of the world and the channel name) :-) When I get the time I will learn enough Unity to make a working 'city' :-)

1:00 As hilarious as it is to imagine a chainsaw going 11,000km/s, the escape velocity of Earth is actually just ~11km/s.

@28mayhem

2 жыл бұрын

Wolfram alpha tells me that 11,000km/s is about 20 times the escape velocity of the milky way galaxy. I won't apologize if I accidentally damage an intergalactic cruise liner while infinity wielding chainsaws.

@Der1Metzler

2 жыл бұрын

And also the escape velocity wouldn't put a limit on how many chain saws you could juggle in the infinity-wield, as is claimed in the video. That is because you can reach arbitrarily high altitudes and arbitrarily long travel times by approaching the escape velocity from below.

@eideticex

2 жыл бұрын

@@Der1Metzler At that point you could encode value via the height the chainsaw crest, a physical higher and low state but an arbitrary division of them.

@YouKnowMeDuh

2 жыл бұрын

Lol. Must have been a verbal typo to be off by 4 orders of magnitude 🤣

@noneuklid

2 жыл бұрын

@@YouKnowMeDuh I think he just had more fun adding "kilo" to the correct measurement.

58 seconds in. I never want this ride to end. Better than 99 percent of entire videos so far.

@robertstevensii4018

Жыл бұрын

It got even better

@ts4gv

2 ай бұрын

hell yeah dude

I found myself suddenly aware that I need to expand my friend pool when I could not think of any one I could share this video with who would properly appreciate it.

15:15 “Tetris is an inventory management survival horror game.” Couldn’t have said it better myself

@HerobrineGaming

2 жыл бұрын

"From the Soviet Union in 1984" 💀

I do appreciate the sheer effort of making a 30 minute video on inefficient data storage solutions to dunk on block chains. 11/10 video.

@user-sl6gn1ss8p

Жыл бұрын

I mean, 30 minute video with three projects each worthy of a 30 minute video, just to set the punchline

@monhi64

Жыл бұрын

I am totally new to this channel and holy shit the first 5 minutes of this video was the definition of the “never let them your next move” meme. I had no idea whatsoever where the video was going (Slight edit: I meant that positively even if I didn’t make that 100% clear, utter chaos is fun)

@chrissoares8062

Жыл бұрын

@@monhi64no literally I’m watching this just now myself, and enthusiastically laughing at all of the first 10 minutes

@DanteLikesRock

Жыл бұрын

i don't know what's going on, I'm so lost lol.

@Anonymous-bk9xy

Жыл бұрын

*Taco Bell dong*

this is my favorite video on the internet, in the 10 months since it released I have returned to it many times, I have downloaded it on the off chance that an apocalyptic event wipes out the internet but not the power grid, I have recommended it at least once to every friend I have both real and digital, and every time I purchase a new screen, I use this video to calibrate color accuracy and contrast. I truly thank you for this

@tom7

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for participating in the Emergency Backup Network! (:

@electra_

Ай бұрын

Make sure to back it up on all your harder drives :)

At 8:00, be fully aware - some people have their ISP (gateway) "node" set to ignore/"block" to ICMP/echo requests; this is why these maps are always incomplete.

Singlehandedly causing a new 'do not use for arbitrary storage' clause to be added to terms of service across the world

@MrCheeze

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like Cr*pto probably already did that by now...

@ufffd

2 жыл бұрын

@@voidify3 yeah that's the whole purpose of crypto, a distributed ledger. Node runners (bakers, miners) are compensated for the work

@ufffd

2 жыл бұрын

@@voidify3 I'm a special niche of bro that that folding ideas didn't prepare you for, my baker runs on a raspberry pi.

@masken8355

2 жыл бұрын

​@@voidify3 "I watched a video feed to me by the KZread Algorithm™ to reinforce my confirmation bias." ftfy

@codegeek98

2 жыл бұрын

@@masken8355 what's the comment? Ironically, the algorithm won't let me see it

1:19 (Expanding brain meme) (1) Ignoring air resistance because it is negligible (2) Ignoring air resistance because it takes away from the point of a lesson (3) Ignoring air resistance because chainsaws cut through air like butter

@awrsish

2 жыл бұрын

Does your chainsaw not cut through air like butter?

@t-o-m-m

2 жыл бұрын

(4) calculating the resistance of a chainsaw through butter opposed to a chainsaw through air and appending the formula

Being able to see every IP address on the internet visualized makes me feel like an alien zooming a telescope into someone’s backyard. It’s truly mesmerizing! Edit: I should have waited, the farmland allocation analogy is perfect!!

@nickpickle7665

5 ай бұрын

Well it’s technically not every address because quite a few hosts disable icmp for security reasons

@vincentlemoine3830

Ай бұрын

I'm surprised at how many actually replied...

“Aww, I can only ping 1,000 times a second. It’s almost like somebody THOUGHT OF THIS” Jokes aside this is fantastic work. ❤

Fun fact: This video is literally about drives and about power.

@chi221

2 жыл бұрын

if you get hungry during the video, remember to grab some snacks to devour

@__lasevix_

2 жыл бұрын

@@chi221 and if you wanna succeed, you need to put in the work (and put in the hours)

@rolls_8798

2 жыл бұрын

took me a moment

@BBWahoo

Жыл бұрын

I smoke rocks of crack, but they taste sour

@Flabulo

Жыл бұрын

@@BBWahoo That doesn't sound right. But I don't know enough about crack to argue about it.

The ratio of quality to views on this channel is completely absurd

@LeoStaley

2 жыл бұрын

And he basically only uploads once per year.

@LeoStaley

2 жыл бұрын

And several of my favorite nerdy youtubers always manage to watch him before I can, despite me having notifications turned on.

@gigigigiotto1673

2 жыл бұрын

i miss the times where people made video with passion

@roseproctor3177

2 жыл бұрын

Oh hey it's my favorite AI safety boi

@laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587

2 жыл бұрын

eyyy i know u

I talked to this guy once who actually worked on building the hardware sorters for the particle collider at Fermi Lab in the 70's. He also apparently worked on a system to transmit financial data for stock exchanges using a series of radiowaves that would bounce off the atmosphere and then either bounce off the ocean itself or floating platforms that would be set up, and all this, just to get it there a few miliseconds faster

9:29 the madman did it, he pinged @everyone.

This is like a Defcon presentation where the topic gets randomly changed about every 15 minutes. Amazing

@artieschmidt3039

11 ай бұрын

Do you mind sharing which video you mean? :)

@niggacockball7995

11 ай бұрын

@@artieschmidt3039 i think you read it as "like the" other than that OP doesnt refer any videos, just what the presentation would be like

@heinrichagrippa5681

11 ай бұрын

@@artieschmidt3039 Um.. _this_ one? The one you had to click on in order to write your comment?

@heinrichagrippa5681

10 ай бұрын

@@camdt456 "I saw the man in the park with a telescope."

@rigen97

9 ай бұрын

@@camdt456 the original comment wasnt saying that there _was_ a defcon presentation like this lmao they're saying if there's a defcon presentation but the topic randomly changes it would look like this video.

"Inventory Management Survival Horror Game." Tremendous. Fantastic stuff!

@LeKukie

2 жыл бұрын

Yo I wasn't expecting to see you here 😅

@LeoStaley

2 жыл бұрын

I had to pause, I was laughing so hard. Came here to the comments to makes sure someone talking about it was the top comment.

@hjfreyer

2 жыл бұрын

I almost choked to death laughing. It would have been a good death.

@raybarker

2 жыл бұрын

yep, this was the point I laughed out loud.

@LuxurioMusic

2 жыл бұрын

That fully killed me, I had to pause cause I was laughing so hard.

To me nothing is more awe-inspiring than a person who can take two traditionally separate concepts, and realise they fit together. This is probably the most creative study I've ever seen being done with computers. As a network engineer, I bow before you!!

the ping drive was wild as hell and the chainsaw explanation was probably the best cold opening since the walking dead

If you make a sequel to this video, the title is required by law to be "Harder Drive 2: Drive Harder"

@OfficialReggarf

Жыл бұрын

next would be "To Hard To Drive" next "Die Hard Drive Trilogy"

@rokaq5163

Жыл бұрын

Maybe even "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger Driver"

@rocket2739

Жыл бұрын

2 Drive 2 Furious

@dhillaz

Жыл бұрын

Hardin' 2: Electric Boogaloo

@ElDJReturn

Жыл бұрын

"Harder And Harderer 2" and Harder Drive 2: Drive Another Drive" Are also good candidates.

I think the capacity of the tera-wield is overestimated. 11km/s escape velocity aside, the density of the chainsaws at the point where you grab them is not the limiting factor, but rather the density of chainsaws at the furthest point. According to Kepler's second law, the velocity of an object in an elliptical orbit decreases as distance from the focus of the orbit increases. Therefore, the density of objects in an elliptical orbit increases as you get further from the parent body, so if the chainsaws are packed maximally at the closest point, they would have to be packed supermaximally at the furthest point, which would cause all sorts of problems.

@notnullnotvoid

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if you can juggle multiple (multiplexed) streams of chainsaws with slightly different orbits to get around this problem. That way you get close to maximum density at periapsis (the only point where the streams converge) without exceeding maximum density at apoapsis (which is actually several different points for several different streams). But I imagine it would be hard to schedule since the orbital period of each stream will be slightly different, so they will go out of phase with each other.

@petros_adamopoulos

2 жыл бұрын

@@notnullnotvoid Hmm a teraplex-wield... You wouldn't speak of orbits anymore, but of a swarm.

@trainzack

2 жыл бұрын

We do have to consider that where we stand on the surface of the planet also matters due to the unfortunate fact that the Earth rotates. The easiest place to stand for the original idea would be on one of the poles, so that you can simply dp a 24hr rotation to cancel the effects, but a crafty chainsaw juggler maybe could stand somewhere else and throw them at a speed such that they sync up to the day cycle. And then there's the tilt of the Earth, which when combined with Earth's rotation around the sun, means that the plane of our orbits will also change.

@IpolsYoutube

2 жыл бұрын

@@notnullnotvoid throw at different Speeds to solve schedule problems

@jazzpi

2 жыл бұрын

@@trainzack I don't think that fact is unfortunate at all. Since we can ignore air resistance, the chainsaws will just stay in orbit while we rotate under them. This way, we can fit even more chainsaws in our juggle.

This video is a work of art. Mad respect for all of the work and research that went into this, and I loved the punchline at the end.

Found this by chance. I have not been entertained more in a decade. I salute you for going through all these ordeals to make this content for the community. Kudos!!

The part you mentioned in the beginning to use feedback as memory is actually a real thing. It's called "Delay-line Memory" and it used to be used in a lot of old technologies.

@Alex-qq1gm

2 жыл бұрын

You missed out the best part. You can make them with large amounts of liquid mercury in a pipe!

@jonny__b

2 жыл бұрын

My guess is this is probably what inspired the idea!

@sweetchocolate431

2 жыл бұрын

I remember visiting a particle accelerator and they used a several kilometer copper wire to "store" data from collisions

@wherestheshroomsyo

2 жыл бұрын

hey codeparade, didn't know you watched tom7

@kargaroc386

2 жыл бұрын

So the obvious use for this would be to write a UNIVAC emulator that stores its RAM data on a system like this.

I think my favorite fact about the blockchain hard drive is that it’s faster than the Tetris one, but not by much. Like, way less than one would expect considering the absurdity of Tetris hard drive

@user-sl6gn1ss8p

Жыл бұрын

maybe snes tetris could beat it

@misirtere9836

Жыл бұрын

@@user-sl6gn1ss8p No, the issue with the Tetris hard drive is that NES tetris is actually *too* intensive, causing the computer to struggle when rendering all the games. Switching to *GAME BOY* Tetris, however, would likely improve results.

@user-sl6gn1ss8p

Жыл бұрын

@@misirtere9836 hm, I think I thought they were all being ran at native framerates, but yeah, that wouldn't help either then

@patrickgronemeyer3375

Жыл бұрын

He kind of lost me as a whole rambling about Bitcoin and energy. Current electricity usage for cookies, internet cookies is 500 times more than all of blockchain mining put together. Society waste more energy in ads and tracking people for targeted ads then all of Bitcoin uses put together. Thus the price of storing data in cookies is exponentially worse than Bitcoin because something like 93 trillion cookies are created a day. The sheer volume of data storage that is consumed by internet cookies and advertisement is borderline societal ending. You guys can hate on the blockchain all you want society currently uses internet cookies and it is a way worse burn of electricity and will grow exponentially worse and consume more electricity than the blockchain ever could consume.... His claims are not incorrect about blockchain but as far as from an energy wasting perspective internet cookies internet advertising is far worse than anything crypto could ever wish to become.

@evilduck5691

Жыл бұрын

@@patrickgronemeyer3375 that's a whataboutism, and there's a difference between bitcoin and cookies - the energy used on cookies has utility, while the energy used on bitcoin is completely wasted just to prove your stake

I can't believe how perfect this is: I spent most of my life as a tree care/removal specialist, had a handful of life changing injuries, and am now a graduate, looking for my first job in software development. 😂

This video is pure art

The pingu system is like "storing data" by yelling at siri and waiting for her to go "I'm sorry, I do not know what you meant by _________"

@tissuepaper9962

2 жыл бұрын

It's the "hold my byte" protocol.

@renakunisaki

2 жыл бұрын

I've used Google to store data this way. Say someone is driving unsafely and being stupid. I don't have time to stop and write down their plate number or take a photo. What I can do is grab my phone, push the button and just speak the number. It will perform a search for that number, allowing me to later retrieve it from my search history.

This is "storing data on the cloud" on a whole new level!

@chickennuggetman2593

Жыл бұрын

storing data on literal clouds

@Brixster

Жыл бұрын

@@chickennuggetman2593 don't give Tom any ideas

@andynn6691

Жыл бұрын

Actually an idea explored in science fiction. Made me think of Dan Simmons' Hyperion where the AI sort of lives in the farcaster network preying on humans passing through for compute power and sustaining their own existence. A kind of computational storage.

@remotepinecone

Жыл бұрын

this isn't permanent storage false advertising. this is RAM

@diablo.the.cheater

Жыл бұрын

@@remotepinecone It is not RAM, it is not random, it is sequential, it is more like volatile tape that degrades pretty fast than ram

I imagine if we implemented this method the node servers would need extremely large register matrices just to store all the ping request info, which essentially means storing the data in RAM.

22:00 seeing the letters emerging on the various tetris games is one of the craziest and wonderfullest things i ever saw. awesome!

The seemingly meandering but completely logical narrative progression from juggling chainsaws to the final reveal is insanely impressive. Your writing is nuts, this video is nuts, bravo.

@DanJanucik

Жыл бұрын

The seemingly unriveting review of this video hides within it a stark lesson: commentary does need to be needlessly detailed. It is sufficient to be concise, no matter how much the tortured neurodivergence mind yearns to endlessly expound upon each individual premise.

@TheActual4982

Жыл бұрын

@@DanJanucik Ah, my esteemed interlocutor, perchance might we pause to reflect upon the diverse symphony of voices that forms the vibrant tapestry of our shared digital discourse? Each individual, with their unique perspective and expressive modus operandi, contributes to the rich and multilayered narrative that unfolds in the comments beneath the creative beacon of the video in question. Your observation, although succinctly articulated, seems to bear the weight of a somewhat judgmental undertone. It is indeed true that brevity can be the soul of wit, as our bard of Stratford-upon-Avon once opined. Yet, should we not also make room for the ebullient expansiveness of those who choose to delve into the depths of analytical discourse, to dissect and ponder the myriad nuances that others might overlook? In the grand theatre of human interaction, there is a part to play for both the concise critic and the verbose analyst. To dismiss the latter as the product of a "tortured neurodivergent mind" is to stifle the richness of our collective conversation. The beauty of discourse lies in its diversity, and in that spirit, I entreat you to adopt a more charitable stance towards those whose expression takes a different form than your own. So, my friend, while your viewpoint is appreciated, let us remember to approach each other with respect and understanding, cultivating an environment where all voices, whether succinct or expansive, can resonate in harmonious symphony. In this manner, we might avoid falling into the unsavory role of the discourteous critic, and instead uphold the principles of empathy and tolerance in our shared journey through the realm of digital discourse.

Now you need to combine all these harder drives into one RAID array.

@svampebob007

2 жыл бұрын

Raid 0 for sanic speeds, or raid 6 for proper harder drive security.

@paulpinecone2464

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry. A Raid array is a storage modality of calling in strategic SWAT (Synthesized Wide Area Transport) teams on addresses that encode information. The memory is made persistent by causing each Raid to uncover intel linking the operation to another address which refreshes the SWAT propogation. The loop is closed by identification of a drug cartel which requires an addition Raid on the original address, known colloquially as a Token Ring.

@svampebob007

2 жыл бұрын

@@paulpinecone2464 oh yeah he should take some drugs while building the raid 6! That's harder harddrive level 10! Level 99 is calling the DEA on himself and trying to make it work before they raid his raid attempt.

@stillmoms

2 жыл бұрын

Redundant Array of Inconvenient Disks

can't wait for better faster and stronger drives

Beautiful.

Answers we didn't need for questions we didn't ask, tackling problems we don't suffer from, to make content that won't disappoint.

@Prima10ne

Жыл бұрын

and the points dont matter

@ultimategotea

Жыл бұрын

@@Prima10ne until the very end, the whole point is to dunk on blockchain

@autohmae

Жыл бұрын

well, their are definitely people suffering from crypto currencies.

@Prima10ne

Жыл бұрын

@@autohmae and grammar skills

@billybbob18

Жыл бұрын

Very well said... and lol

Using ICMP reminds me of the Sega Channel. Sega wanted to launch a service where people could download games via modem, and they'd offer a number of officially licensed games per month for a fee. But the problem was that dialup was slow and unreliable and they'd have to make big servers that hold all the games and it would be too big and clunky. Their solution was to send low cost servers to cable companies around the country and every month they'd ship a hard drive containing that month's games. This server literally just broadcast the games over and over in a loop. The "modem" was not a modem at all, it only demodulated. You'd start up the modem (plugged into the cartridge slot, the Genesis just thought it was a game) and it would wait for the menu program to come around on the loop. It loads the menu program, you pick a game, and then it waits for the game you picked to come around. You get on demand content without ever having to communicate back to the service.

@GStarGoku3

2 жыл бұрын

WOW that is weird thank you for sharing.

@tom7

2 жыл бұрын

Interesting!

@stupossibleify

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds directly analogous to Teletext from the 1970s

@fishypugbruh

2 жыл бұрын

@@stupossibleify Was thinking the same thing

@NiHaoMike64

2 жыл бұрын

Would be interesting to get that running with a fl2k adapter emulating the broadcast server.

Michal Zalewski wrote about this in his paper "Juggling with packets: floating data storage" His paper was a .txt file; certainly not the a fancy academic paper made using LaTeX with benchmarks and all that, but I think he beat you to the punch by 20 years. I didn't see him cited in your paper, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you were previously unaware of his work. He actually expands upon the idea quite a bit more with ideas like opening a connection to something like an SMTP server, sending a bunch of data as part of the HELO handshake, waiting until just before the connection times out and then sending the newline, at which point the SMTP server would happily tell you that it doesn't accept mail for the host [HUGE-BASE64-BLOB-OF-DATA].

This is hilarious. Props and kudos for not only having the idea but also implementing it.

I actually created my own Harder Drive in Minecraft using Shulker boxes and a clock controlled chain of hoppers. Items are pulled from the box in sequence, all non-stackable to ensure the correct order. Each hopper feeds an item into a brewing stand, then deactivates, ensuring one bit per stand. If the item in question is a potion, it will enter the brewing stand, triggering a comparator and registering a one. If it is a sword, it enters an overflow hopper instead, leaving the comparator off. Reading amounts to waiting for each item to travel through the system and power a series of indicator lamps. Writing requires all bit detector mechanisms to be emptied before a new pattern of items is piped in, which I can't yet do automatically. My sporadic interest in this project, plus my habit of not backing up my Minecraft worlds, means I've probably never built it the same way twice. Maximum capacity amounts to an incredible three bytes, with two or three slots left over. This could be doubled if I used a large chest instead of a Shulker box, but I wanted to emulate a "removable drive."

@creativecraft_mc

8 ай бұрын

send a screenshot

@PondsideKraken

7 ай бұрын

I did it with pumpkins.

@wingdinggaster6737

6 ай бұрын

Now go update it with the new one block T Flip Flop :)

Both the Internet ping and the chainsaw juggling are just delay line memories, which was one of the most popular forms of storage in early computing. Actual implementations included pressure waves through mercury tubes or quartz crystal polygons, torsion waves through magnetostrictive wires, electrical pulses through coaxial cables, transmission lines or chains of inductors and capacitors, and later, semiconductor shift registers. There is really no limit to what you can do with delays, since these involve storage in some kind of medium (which can be very close to free, in cost per bit, chainsaws notwithstanding), where the longer the path through the medium, the higher the capacity but also the longer the latency, but you can mitigate the latency (as was done in practical applications) by adding parallel channels. As you mention, slower media is more useful, since it holds more data per unit time, which was why most of the historical implementations used acoustic waves. Harder drives I've seen either proposed or actually tried, include moon-bounce lasers, spots of light on glow-in-the-dark tape, ultrasonic chirps through air, and magnetic tape loops.

@soylentgreenb

2 жыл бұрын

Another early form of memory was Williams tubes, which used charge buildup on a CRT screen for storage. As completely retarded as that sounds, they were at least actually random access, which makes them one step up from these delay-line memories.

@4.0.4

2 жыл бұрын

TIL

@macslash5833

Жыл бұрын

Can I guess you have a degree in computer science?

@BrightBlueJim

Жыл бұрын

@@macslash5833 You can guess. But it's electrical engineering. Just long and deep experience with computing.

@macslash5833

Жыл бұрын

@@BrightBlueJim ah ic, cool

Oh nooo… I haven’t legitimately started choking and wheezing with shock at a KZread video in possibly years. The reveal of Drive #3 did just that. The audacity. Thank you.

Man doxxed the entire internet. Legend

I love how the analysis of his map of the internet was limited to just talking about the patterns it made, not looking up what was actually at those obvious sections.

The best most understated joke is you saying "And like all living things, they are made up of pixels, or blocks." Gets me everytime.

I liked this video a lot. Thank you. "We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard ...".

This video is so great. You're humor, technical knowledge, deadpan delivery, and excellent wordplay has earned my subscription. Keep it up sir, I'm going to go check out your other videos while awaiting a new one.

Theoretically, one could fling the chainsaws into a solar orbit which eventually brings them back to earth after an arbitrary number of years, allowing for actual infinity wield

@ruben307

2 жыл бұрын

not actual infinity. You hear to often in maths that some number is higher than the numbers of atoms in the observable universe. So there is a clear upper bound.

@renakunisaki

2 жыл бұрын

@@ruben307 eventually you're gonna run out of chainsaws

@YodaWhat

2 жыл бұрын

@@renakunisaki - Who needs atoms? They can be virtual chainsaws, made from virtual particles. Virtual Photons (a.k.a. "photons") would work in some slightly different cases, such as the lightspeed orbits around a black hole. BTW, did you notice how the Blackbody Radiation curve emerged from the data at 18:50?

@cheshire1

Жыл бұрын

you're still limited by the speed of the chainsaws and the amount that can be packed into the volume where you can grab and re-launch them.

@Bruno-el1jl

Жыл бұрын

Use orbits which would benefit from arbitrarily high speeds, such that relativistic lenght contraction kicks in, and your chainsaw density can arbitrarily increase. That is... until it collapses into a blackchainsaw hole

Hey. I know the bits format was for visualization, but there's actually a serious optimization you can do with the tetris blocks. I notice the blocks come in 3 different colors. If you count the empty one as a color, that means we have 4 possible values or 2 bits per cell. Which means you can store one byte in 4 squares instead of a single line. This equates to 2 bytes per line.

@benjaminoechsli1941

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment.

@AlNexus

Жыл бұрын

@jelly boy801 Tap on a clip to paste it in the text box.

@eyesore8555

Жыл бұрын

with this improvement it might even surpass the blockchain!

@evilduck5691

Жыл бұрын

that would increase the effort needed to write each line, though. that only improves write times if you can write each lines in less than double the time

@omnipresentcatgod245

Жыл бұрын

​@@AlNexus Use the edit icon to pin, add or delete clips.

0:25 is this that new anime that everyone is talking about

@p4stagg448

Жыл бұрын

Man Saw

@ozornayashoujo

Жыл бұрын

Knee-activated-saw-man

My mind is blown away. I can't put into words the utter awe that I have regarding this man's intelligence and skills.

still laughing at “instead of using radio waves, let’s just use internet waves.” good stuff.

The cycle of confusion as elements are introduced followed by horror as I realize their purpose was extraordinary.

You are a maniac and i love it, keep up the insanely great work

This is a brilliant piece of media that I cannot and will not watch to its conclusion because it hurts. Bless you and your kin. Never, ever grace my home page again.

Things Tom did in this video without breaking a sweat: ping the internet, hack Tetris forwards and backwards, reverse engineer a COVID test (and talk about it like it was a child's toy), design a pcb, get those COVID tests to talk to a raspberry pi (almost)... And then, after having shown his mastery of nearly every technical field, pulls a coordinated and simple teardown of our modern scourge.

@brendn

2 жыл бұрын

And draw!

@TheVonWeasel

2 жыл бұрын

"Because we can't trust banks?" He queries in all seriousness while millions of innocent people have just had their financial lives shut down by said banks.

@pieterzegers7788

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheVonWeasel the problem with banks you’re talking about was never about the storage of money, but with the nature of loaning and credit, which cryptocurrency doesn’t solve in the slightest

@bugjams

2 жыл бұрын

Wonder what he did with all those covid test boxes after he was done. They seem like a horrible piece of garbage - can't really recycle them due to the chemicals inside (as well as the human snot and possible disease), yet they take up a lot of space. They'll probably just end up in a landfill, inevitably starting the Covid pandemic all over again once we're cured of it and someone happens to walk by a landfill. Great, now I'm depressed.

@TheVonWeasel

2 жыл бұрын

@@pieterzegers7788 they literally shut down all russian citizens. Have you seen the people in Canada that had their bank accounts completely shut down if they donated to the truckers? And if you want to argue loans and credit, you cannot create crypto out of thin air like banks do where they loan out 100x more money than they actually have because they control the software that lets them add zeros where they didn't exist before.

New harder drive: The sigbovik drive. Every year submit a paper to sigbovk. Append a block of data at the end of your submission. The if you make the drive large enough you might be able to increases the throughput, but the latency is always going to be an issue.

@Vegas242

2 жыл бұрын

🤔 This is potentially one of the Hardest Drives

@trainzack

2 жыл бұрын

You should certainly take a look at the paper for this project ;)

@rose52152

2 жыл бұрын

@@trainzack The absolute fricken madman. Has anybody been able to decode the codes? I can't figure out what he is storing here. XD

@klausstock8020

2 жыл бұрын

People have been using the Bitcoin blockchain to store data. Millions of backups in a very short time.

@rose52152

2 жыл бұрын

I can't decode them. So if a smart person tried then I would love to hear what is in there.

I've seen a lot of fun stuff on youtube. This is possibly the most fun so far.

I had no idea where this was going but 10/11 for the presentation and script

this was the most carefully orchestrated dunk on crypto I've ever seen. excellent job

I went from enjoying an analogy about chainsaw juggling to one of the most unique, creative, and beautiful projects I've seen in a long time. Even just the heatmap of the internet itself is art! Put it on a poster, haha. Way to go, dude.

"Tetris is an inventory-management survival-horror game." That is a frustratingly accurate description.

compress the pings in max-size groupings, program the pings to self-decompress on the way and recompress on the way back, find a way to read compressed pings and you're in business! also program these ping-packages to bounce one or more times to greatly increase total storage

Maybe the eproms from the covid test modules could be harvested and soldered onto smaller boards that link together like a stack of jacquard punch cards. The drive would spool through them and drop down some contacts onto the right board to read the data on that section

@DialecticRed

2 жыл бұрын

Fancy seeing you here! And Jan Misali . . . what is this, a crossover episode?

@martinhorner642

2 жыл бұрын

While we are at it, what does it take to change the i2c id on those things? Iirc that's like 128 devices per bus and that has to cut down on the switching/complexity.

@AtomicShrimp

2 жыл бұрын

@@martinhorner642 Sounds like the ID is baked in to the chip (or maybe the package) - I suppose there's probably still a way they could be multiplexed with shift registers or some such

@egigoka1

2 жыл бұрын

But it makes it easier, not harder

@iskende

2 жыл бұрын

@@DialecticRed This is definitely some kind of crossover episode.

This represents some of my favorite KZread. A low-volume channel that I subscribed to who knows how long ago for who knows what reason spits out this absolutely high quality video with bananas amount of effort expended containing actual knowledge that is abused for a laugh. Love it.

In my eyes this is art, thank you for making this.

I have tried to watch this video 3 times now but your voice is too calming and I fall asleep.

You were demonstrating a fluent understanding of electronics and logic for the entire video, then there was a 30 second segment where you sounded like you could be a biochem major. earned my sub.

Escape velocity is 11km per second :). 11,000 km/s is a substantial fraction of lightspeed. Throws the chainsaw on a course to proxima centauri :)

@abacussssss

2 жыл бұрын

if the universe turns out to be positively curved this could still work

@Brightgalrs

2 жыл бұрын

Did you take into account the circular polarization of the chainsaw's light? That might explain the discrepancy in escape velocity.

@richardbloemenkamp8532

2 жыл бұрын

True this video is very earth-centric, there are lot's of great orbits around multiple massive bodies.

@silvercomic

2 жыл бұрын

@@richardbloemenkamp8532 I like to juggle my chainsaws in a circumlunar free-return trajectory, myself.

@RealNovgorod

2 жыл бұрын

That was the joke. Like the bitcoin section.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

I noticed that you drew a 14.4 K modem, yet used the sound of 56K modem.

The QR code at 7:55 says "IPv6 sux" if anyone was wondering.

@user-gr1vv4pk2i

2 жыл бұрын

IPv6 isn't much good for pinging the entire internet, but it doesn't suck, right? :(

@trainzack

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder what the QR codes at the end of the paper are

@meiskam

2 жыл бұрын

@@trainzack it's the enwikipedia article on QR_code, plus a secret message

@haphazard1342

2 жыл бұрын

One wonders if he actually got control of a large enough chunk of IPv4 addresses to put a real QR code in their ping responsiveness on the real internet... "That would be embarrassing", he said.

@fllthdcrb

2 жыл бұрын

@@haphazard1342 Given that it isn't there initially and just fades in (and not even completely opaque, either), that's clearly not true. He just added it in editing.

This video made me dream of a perfect world, where all the open problems are solved and all our technical might is focused on the creation of elaborate jokes. Heaven is total freedom to pursue the absurd.

"Tetris is an inventory management survival horror game from 1984." Well, when you put it like that

"Tetris is a survival horror inventory management game"

3:19 Sending data over and over again around the earth remembers me of these incredibly cool old delay line memories used in early day computers. This was before we had semi conductor based RAM. Instead data was kept in memory by tapping it onto a coiled wire and reading it out of the other end, modifying it and looping it back to the wire. There were also delay line memories using tubes of mercury.

@massimocole9689

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing! I first heard of delay lines from watching a numberphile video on an early electronic calculator which used a piano wire for its memory. kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZHZ92pSxXbSYlqg.html I thought it was so strange and clever.

@renakunisaki

2 жыл бұрын

I've also heard of using sound waves traveling through wood for this.

@fixfaxerify

2 жыл бұрын

...and gin!

@leahcornelius

Жыл бұрын

@@fixfaxerify Gin?

@fixfaxerify

Жыл бұрын

@@leahcornelius That was Alan Turings idea of the optimal fluid for an ultrasonic delay line :)

This is one of the few channels for which I actively anticipate each upload. Keep up the good work!

@idontwantahandlethough

2 жыл бұрын

Idk how I got here, but I'm definitely subscribing.. this dude really knows how to reel me in (that chainsaw hook really got me invested lol), that was downright fascinating!

This channel is literally one of my favorite places on the internet

In light of the perpetual oversubscription of my own feeble mental resources, contemplating the vast intellectual power expended here on solving deliberately awkward problems no one wanted solved, I think I’ve found a new definition of “thought crime” 😂 It’s _BRILLIANT!_ 🤣

The Tetris Harder Drive(R) with all the boards arranged on one screen makes me think that it would be a funny idea to try to use that arrangement as a screen, with each board representing a pixel, using dithering for grayscale coloring, and then again play Tetris on that board. Kinda like implementing GOL in GOL.

@tom7

2 жыл бұрын

I like it! As you can see from the part at 22:40, there's a bit too much distracting other junk (the parity/support columns and the rest of the interface) but I think it'd be a good demonstration if that stuff were cropped out.

@danmerillat

2 жыл бұрын

If you carry the 1 you should be able to use odd-numbers of 'bits' per line, no? It should change from a single write strategy to 3: the existing strategy for an even number of bits, the strategy for an odd followed by an even, and an odd followed by an odd. That would give you 2^10-2 potential patterns or roughly 4-options per byte, which could be used to optimize write speed by planning ahead.

@brunofzb

2 жыл бұрын

@@tom7 This video was really good! Maybe do another video on useless technology?? These things are really interesting, it's like making science from scrap. Like, weird/useless technology ideas, that no one really cares enough, cause yes. They're completely unnecessary.

The crypto punchline was pretty genius. Comparing it to obviously horrible ideas and going "well, it's somewhere between horrible idea 1 and horrible idea 2".

@austinedeclan10

Жыл бұрын

If you've ever lived in a low trust, third world nation you'd know crypto isn't a bad idea. Poorly executed but not a bad idea. Here, I'm safer operating under the assumption that every one is trying to screw me until they prove otherwise.

@TheMarcQ

Жыл бұрын

@@austinedeclan10 in third world, low trust countries people use cash

@sannyassi73

Жыл бұрын

Ignorance is bliss, eigh?

@austinedeclan10

Жыл бұрын

@@TheMarcQ obviously we use cash but there's a reason crypto has captured our imagination. There are situations where cash cannot be used like when you're dealing with someone in another country where you cannot meet face to face to exchange cash. And yes I'm aware that those who don't wanna deal with banks are usually criminals of money laundering tax cheats but they also use cash and in this country there are legitimate reasons why some wouldn't want anything to do with the corrupt banking system. Usually we don't get a choice in the matter but maybe thanks to crypto we may.

@comsox4915

Жыл бұрын

@@sannyassi73 how did you spell "eh" wrong

I love how each drive had a different form of graph in the end to make it even more confusing

In lay man's terms, this man did the equivalent of instead of buying a filing cabinet, has mailed all of his documents to far away lands asking the recipients to send the letters back, essentially storing all of his documents inside the postal systems.

Brilliant! I hope this video gets the recognition it truly deserves!

@bluekeybo

2 жыл бұрын

It amazes me that his channel is not 100x bigger

@tom7

2 жыл бұрын

@@bluekeybo If everyone just creates 99 burner accounts, we'd be all set

I really love the commentary on solutions to problems we don't have.

@tissuepaper9962

2 жыл бұрын

Is "banks are untrustworthy" really a problem we don't have, though? I'm there with Tom about Bitcoin being a waste but I can't help but laugh that his rebuttal to "I don't trust banks or any other financial institutions" is to say "lol why not, just trust them". There's a reason the goldbugs are still around. That's a hard money that has really stood the test of time. Bitcoin is a fad, but I wouldn't say it's a solution looking for a problem at all.

@whatr0

2 жыл бұрын

@@tissuepaper9962 I mean at the end of the day, crypto is functionally just a ill fitted proxy. Because you have to convert your ponzicoin into local currency to functionally make any actual use of it. It's not really a case of "lol just trust the banks" but more "it's just the way it is". As long as we're in this current system it's nearly impossible to *not* rely on banks in some capacity (unless you want to move to the middle of the woods and become a nomad).

@tissuepaper9962

2 жыл бұрын

@@whatr0 the point is to *store the value* of your money somewhere that isn't directly controlled by governments and financial institutions, and then only convert as much as you have to, and only when the price of your store of value is high in the currency you need. Yes, ultimately you have to expose yourself to the financial institutions, but you only have to expose as much money as is strictly necessary to perform a certain transaction at any given time.

5:30 This is the difference between a carrier-grade router and a home router. Packets/sec. Most home routers can't do many, but it's usually not an issue since real home user packets tend to get maxed out when they really need the bandwidth. Also memory to store a lot of connections. Especially if each packet is going to a different destination and can't just reference an existing routing entry.

Just sitting here, stumbling upon the most interesting video on the whole internet.