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@madboo1267

Жыл бұрын

bungus

@crst_05

Жыл бұрын

lets go new valefix video dropped

@CheezeSpartan

Жыл бұрын

Pain game and pain man, a match made in Heaven

@nathaniellazo5912

Жыл бұрын

MORE PAIN!!

@aperson1896

Жыл бұрын

More people to leak classified intel too? Helllll yeahhhhhhhh

This video is exactly what all recent Valefisk videos have been like. There's existential despair, at least one person trapped in limbo for several minutes, and people actually getting excited about the mere possibility of actual gameplay. It's wonderful

@andrew6341

Жыл бұрын

We’ve developed a Valefisk format. Now just time to set up an AI to mass produce hit videos

@TheGloriousMoron

Жыл бұрын

It is like my life

@ugh55

Жыл бұрын

@@andrew6341 When AI takes over they are gonna kill you first for this endless torture

@WakkaMadeInYevon

Жыл бұрын

@@andrew6341 Implying Vale isn't an AI that's being trained on human suffering for the inevitable I Have No Mouth scenario.

@hedgeearthridge6807

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of that episode of spongebob. "FOOD... WATER... GAMEPLAY...." -Vale's Friends

it's so funny to me that the crypt map was the most tactical and actually had gunplay and strategy even though it's literally just an imported map of a giant maze of hallways with no cover

@RoyalFusilier

Жыл бұрын

One of the side effects of making everyone so small is that they could take cover in places that properly-sized models couldn't, so hey.

@kmit9191

Жыл бұрын

@@RoyalFusilier gotta love rats maps

@salvagedude625

Жыл бұрын

subterranean warfare

@Xenomorthian

Жыл бұрын

yeah all it would need would be some visual landmarks for making navigation easier and to make the map look nicer, and maybe some slight pieces of cover in some of the more open corridors (like a fallen brick or something) and it could be legit

@goatwithagun

Жыл бұрын

You got oneshot PFP, you instantly gained my respect

It is fucking astonishing to me that the line tactics in the Crypt map actually worked.

@ShadowSlayer1441

Жыл бұрын

Plus the fact that it worked because of the static smoke like you might see in a Napoleonic firing line.

@AkashWShah

Жыл бұрын

It's a good sign for the upcoming city.

@Project2457official

Жыл бұрын

MAN, 100 METERS, FRONT!

@sebay4654

Жыл бұрын

I mean I have ideas to make crypt much worse such as a set of ten QR codes that have been cut into four and randomly shuffled with each other so you have to take the ten into photoshop deconstruct the pieces and rebuild the original QR codes to get 10 key codes(4digit sequences) from ten QR codes except they aren't the actual codes just the keys to the codes following ten rules which are randomly placed to not be on top of there corosponding key pad

@arthurmorganssickness1888

Жыл бұрын

@@sebay4654 calm down Satan

"Do you think putting 1,000 Bananas in everyone's inventory was a mistake?" Yes it was. You should've put MORE in there

@theapexsurvivor9538

Жыл бұрын

Should have put 42070, just to guarantee that everyone would place exactly 1 banana.

@TheBananaOverlord

Жыл бұрын

10k at least

@_sandy_

Жыл бұрын

@@theapexsurvivor9538 "sometimes my genius frightens me"

@carbonwolf3865

8 ай бұрын

Imagine if kylo ren played banana tower, just: "MORE! MORE! MORE!" Cuts to "I've got 800 more bananas to throw at you"

The crouch maze full of bodies is the most claustrophobic thing I've ever experienced

I now eagerly await "THE PAIN MUST NEVER END" Valefisk merch.

@firesparx5552

Жыл бұрын

how did you comment 2 days early?

@sarkhan_guy

Жыл бұрын

@@firesparx5552 I have sacrificed my left nut to Valefisk.

@Brownieboi217

Жыл бұрын

how tf

@NetAnon

Жыл бұрын

@@firesparx5552 Patreon

@heartysquid

Жыл бұрын

I'd buy a mug with that

I love that even when vale isn't trying to nake a map too torturous it somehow ends up more so in the end

@St3lla-MaR1s

Жыл бұрын

A HEART I HAVE BEEN BLESSED

@Anonymous-hx3pu

Жыл бұрын

​@@St3lla-MaR1s a gift from the lord

I get the feeling that vale is an intruder in his friends' minds

@mixednarwhal

Жыл бұрын

That might be what people call **Live free in their brain**

@MrsNotorials

Жыл бұрын

@@mixednarwhal You mean "Living rent free in their head?"

@mixednarwhal

Жыл бұрын

@@MrsNotorials yes thank you

@thunderspark1536

Жыл бұрын

Nah, he's an alternate

@zedkiller112

Жыл бұрын

“Friends”

I have infinite respect for whoever was making Arma callouts 40 mins in on the Crypt map that killed me

@steelrain714

Жыл бұрын

Same

@lucaspeters-murphy2770

Жыл бұрын

That was Candy, don't give him your respect, he doesn't want it

@kabob0077

9 ай бұрын

His Arma Callouts was practically soundboard levels of accuracy...

I gotta say, I love how 49:20 is just really chill, and then you hear the yell of "Teddys made it!" and everyone start getting excited, only for him to slip, and then a dozen people all simultaneously go "awwww" in disappointment through the voice chat

The slipping sound effect is fricking perfect in this game. It’s just so hilarious hearing it and then someone yelling as they fall off the map.

"'Spooked ya'... Is that Crypt?" that soulread tho lmao

56:01 oh my god, this is an excerpt from the rule book for the campaign to North Africa. Did they actually play a full 1000 hour campaign of it

@zadamany9255

Жыл бұрын

One can dream…

@gabenoblitt755

Жыл бұрын

uh yes i think it is the next video

@mihael64

Жыл бұрын

@@gabenoblitt755 oh god please let it be such

@RAFMnBgaming

Жыл бұрын

My god...

@streaming_account

Жыл бұрын

​@@zadamany9255⁰⁰

I did the wise decision of not joining banana tower

@user-iw1zz2en4k

Жыл бұрын

~30 minutes of my life I will never get back

Is Vale literally just making an audiobook about torture methods? I’d totally listen to that.

@Darthybuddy

Жыл бұрын

Valefisk audiobook of the CIA enhanced interrogation handbook when?

@sebay4654

Жыл бұрын

Time to make crypt much much worse who wants to get lied to by a keypad as to what it's rule is with 10 of these keypads and 10 key codes that are scattered between 10 QR Codes that needs to be reassembled

@Xenomorthian

Жыл бұрын

its the rule book for The Campaign for North Africa

@YerpyMoose

Жыл бұрын

1500+ hours for estimated completion of one game.

@karelpgbr

7 ай бұрын

@@Darthybuddy At some point during these videos, Vale will find MKUltra sleeper cell words

You know it's a good day to sit, relax and laugh over others' pain when Vale uploads a video!

800 bananas are ready, with a million more well on the way

"I named this one *Spooked ya* so that they wouldn't guess what it was" And then somebody immediately goes "Oh hey is that crypt" as soon as Vale said the maps name.

I love how Candy was just shouting Arma commands in the firing line LOL

Idk who it was, but someone in the firing line had an absolutely fuckin perfect arma ai callout voice

Vale: oh boy do I know how to use unity Also vale: uses 6 cubes to make a room Amazing

@Ash_was_here._.

5 ай бұрын

he never said he was good lol

Well, that reference to man in cave… that one didn’t age quite so well

Can I just express my unending love for that one classical track behind every torture video? I really think it adds to the insanity and pain of the who experience and I am all here for it.

Best part about War Thunder is it’s realistic vehicle design. And therefore you often get military secrets leaked on forums of real world soldiers trying to argue where the actual ammo box is on this new tank. It’s a lot of fun tbh. The forums I mean, the game is alright, lol.

@mihael64

Жыл бұрын

bruh

@noahhornbeak8831

Жыл бұрын

7 fucking times it’s amazing

Okay that banana tower map is lowkey genius. It's not even torturous, it's a legit fun idea for a map.

Non War Thunder players wouldn't get how well it fits the theme of your channel

@Ghiaman1334

Жыл бұрын

Just waiting for one of Vale's new videos to include leaked classified military documents

@Konradix05

Жыл бұрын

@@Ghiaman1334 Would redacted docs from the torture board game count?

@sadgoose9949

Жыл бұрын

The grind my brother ✊

@mihael64

Жыл бұрын

@@Ghiaman1334 it would be fitting

This reminds me of the Race Designed to Torture People video. In it you said the "First Annual Joe's Mongoose race..." Are you actually going to be doing that every year?

@mihael64

Жыл бұрын

judging by the fact that vale is one of if not the most sadomasochistic person on youtube it's quite likely

@Valefisk

Жыл бұрын

Yes. My current PB is 42 minutes. Fear runs deep in the hearts of men.

@mihael64

Жыл бұрын

oh god

@mememachine3029

Жыл бұрын

Surely you must be /joe/-king

The best part of this video was when Valefisk went "IT'S VALEFISKIN' TIME" and reminded all of those guys of a meme from last year.

@mihael64

Жыл бұрын

at this point can we just call it a valefism

@Nevernamed

Жыл бұрын

@@mihael64 valegasm

@artemefimov8215

Жыл бұрын

@@Nevernamed sperm vale

@chinsaw2727

Жыл бұрын

Morbin’ time will never die

@mixednarwhal

Жыл бұрын

@@Nevernamed a new tag that is a surprise, but a welcome surprise.

My favorite part of the video is still every time on the train map you just randomly hear *BONK* in the background

Cellar phantom, your dedication is something else. You earned that shoutout

Hey Vale, if you decide to make another Intruder map in the future, here are a few things I saw on Vent City that you might not have known. A: If you place a door too close to a wall and the roof is too thin (includes diagonals), then players can close the doors onto themselves to clip through the roof, which is possibly how MO got out. B: The Guard's Shrike Pistol can shoot through the Wooden Doors by default at very close range (assuming you are using SuperBossDoors). If you want to have pure chaos, the Advanced Material thing in the IntruderMM package can allow you to set penetration much higher (aka it will also work with SMGs, not just Shotguns, Snipers, and the Guard Pistol)

@user-iw1zz2en4k

10 ай бұрын

Correct, that's exactly how I broke out!

Purgatory is just Lynx tossing banana peels at you

@genericalias5742

Жыл бұрын

The way he says “Hundred” sells the silliness of the situation

Imagine sleeping when you can watch this 7 times instead.

@mihael64

Жыл бұрын

fr yeah ima do that

@Ryann9

Жыл бұрын

Bold of you to assume that I sleep for at least 7 hours

Almost halfway through the video, "Please let us play the fun maps". You know the video is gonna be way too short to truly enjoy the torture

I wonder how angry Vale would get if for one of these videos a Masochist makes their way into the game, and Vale tries to upset them while they get more and more happy.

@mihael64

Жыл бұрын

That would be BEAUTIFUL

@gingerinajacket8519

Жыл бұрын

Valefisk vs Graystillplays. Valefisk makes a board in GTA and GSP aces it first try without hesitation, because he is so used to boards designed to make him question his sanity that this was like a teir 2 out of 5 kind of board.

@lordfelidae4505

9 ай бұрын

Valefisk vs LetsGameItOut.

It’s nice to see a company as torturous as Valefisk supporting this channel!

BANANA CHAMP 2023

This video genuinely almost killed me because I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. I want to become friends with Valefisk but at the same time I never in my life want to interact with Valefisk.

Oh boy, remember when a game being made in unity was a good thing?

The zebra strategy in the Crawl maze is peak "boys will be boys"

Glad to see someone's familiar with the Campaign for North Africa. Couple other games which might have potential for the channel: Nomic (a game about politics and what I was hoping your democracy video was), and Magic Realm (the *second* most complex board game of all time).

@Sealg1es

Жыл бұрын

My homie in christ you pulled that out of 28.24? Holy smokes...

@mihael64

Жыл бұрын

Don't give him ideas

The slipping SFX made me laugh more than I would like to admit tbh

@ShummaAwilum

Жыл бұрын

that and the "donk" sound from the signs over the train track.

Pro war thunder tip: leak classified documents to make your fav vehicle better

Yes now, this is a real gem and such a Valefisk tailored game, lovely to see

Combat Units

@klausklaus2823

Жыл бұрын

Combat Units

@daz184o_o6

Жыл бұрын

Combat Units

@efg6485

Жыл бұрын

Combat Units

@january0th

Жыл бұрын

Combat Units

@CheezeSpartan

Жыл бұрын

Combat Units

I don't really know much about Vale and his friend group, but I feel like half the time they pull through and play these things because they all can enjoy it together, otherwise they are just losing their minds lmao

@timothymclean

Жыл бұрын

It's easier to have fun if you're not the only one suffering! :)

I will now rewatch this video every second of the day to get the most mileage of valefisks abhorrent upload schedule

@axing_

Жыл бұрын

his upload schedule is a torture experiment all of its own

@mihael64

Жыл бұрын

You can't beat me

48:32 “I’VE GOT 800 MORE BANANAS” Had me laughing so much

the best parts of these were just people figuring out the meta strats that vale didn't think of, and basically just ruining the game for everyone else, somehow exactly as designed.

I still want to see uncut monopoly i want to see the hours of just sitting there

@mihael64

Жыл бұрын

insane monopoly: snyder cut

20:06 ah man in cave that video that does in fact exist that isn't plagiarized whatsoever nope not at all

KZread randomly started playing your videos out of nowhere, now I'm hooked and love the content. Love the vibes the environment gives off and the editing style.

"which is hidden inside... *the crouch maze*" oh dear god, Joe strikes again

@mihael64

Жыл бұрын

valefisk episode 2: the joe strikes back

@wafflestcattash4818

11 ай бұрын

Whose Joe

That Halo map I actually know of specifically as Castle Wars, where you must reach the enemy base to steal their flag; yes, a CTF version of that Morbius thing.

Truly a tactical game

Oh boy, new video where Valefisk makes both treasured friends and random strangers have a worse day! My favorite!!

I wonder if Vale has ever check out the Team Fortress 2 custom maps. Seems right up his alley.

How convenient I was just looking at your channel last night wondering when the next torture session was gonna be

@mihael64

Жыл бұрын

me too

If Gregor Samsa one day woke up and was metamorphezised into a torturous mapmaker

Another fine addition to the Valefisk cinematic universe.

Nothing more sounds better than the cries of men and the wailing of the trumpets of the opening of a new Vailfisk vid

@Alittlecamper

Жыл бұрын

Sad to see Scammers stoop onto my comment. Hate comment scammers

The real intruders were the friends who suffered along the way

@mihael64

Жыл бұрын

best comment

This has a great balance of elaborate and inescapable digital torture, wacky memes™, and genuinely gripping down-to-the-wire competitive and tactical gameplay. It's that mixture which produces the real good stuff on this channel.

I don't know if I could handle being trapped under a pile of bodies in a vent for ten minutes, my noggin couldn't take the trauma.

That crouch-maze triggers my claustrophobia and I'm merely watching

@actuallyIDontExist

Жыл бұрын

A job well done on vale's part

I laughed so hard when I heard Arma 3 refs at 39:57 : "2,5,7, return to formation!" and "Contact, men, 200 meters, front !"

Least Chaotic Intruder Game

I blew novel up more times than I can count

Make more content on this game, or in general, because I really enjoy it

I genuinely laughed for 2 straight minutes at 6:43 my sides hurt so bad 😂😂😂

The only thing that would make the morbius map better was if there was ice physics on the bridge, and if objects spawned and fell from the sky with horizontal velocity to shove players around.

the bananas had me HOLLERING. lynx is a fucking genius

Thanks for accompanying my mental breakdown valefisk, grateful for the upload.

The rule hint at the end is indeed for the campaign of north africa. God bless Valefisk and his friends for playing this game.

And now it’s very unfortunate that it’s in Unity

@mellow_mallow

7 ай бұрын

What happened with unity???

@destroyer4929

6 ай бұрын

@@mellow_mallowthe old stuff about fees to devs each time someone installs a unity game

Im so happy I have waited so long for more intruder content from anyone

Ah yes, my three favorite words to see in Vales titles "I" "Made" and "Torture". Always leads to the inevitable suffering for everyone involved, including himself sometimes.

I found vale because I was browsing steam and I happened to see crypt, at first I thought I vale was just a indie developer. Little did I know that faithful day I found someone who belittles and tortures people. TLDR being broke on steam let me find this great channel.

*Valefisk Uploads* Me: Welp.. Time to Lose Brain cells in the Best way Possible (Love your Content Vale, Keep the Cursed Chaos Coming)

This whole video is a great example of devs intentions of a map or game vs their playerbase being just a lil goofy

Shoutout to my man at 39:54 shouting like the Arma AI, wasted way too much time playing that game and would do it again in a heartbeat EDIT: Just a heads up, don't fall for the bot in my replies

1 thing to say is that the crypt it could be interesting but it's so huge that all of the times that I played it we only killed ourselfs just to end the match and skip to another map. Believe me it's pure torture and fun (but not so fun) when you're in a server with the "random map at end of the match" enabled and the crypt is always chosen between 2 maps.

49:08 you are saying like its the bad thing. It was one of the best part of it all. I would love to watch it as a stream.

40:09 that explosion was a perfect censor

Vale grows stronger with every torture video he makes

Banana tower's torture factor would have been drastically improved with only CS grenades instead of normal ones

oh man I've heard of that video, "man in cave" I sure do hope is still exists 🙃

Anyone notice the floating spinning banana under the bridge at 53:07?

@completelyandutterly001

Жыл бұрын

no

As I lay on my death bed, life slowly draining from my body, light leaving my eyes, vision glowing cloudy, I saw a figure walking closer. Through the death haze, it was hard to make out who it was. But then I heard his laugh. A laugh I would never forget. Valefisk. I reached out a pleading hand, desperate to grasp life from the brink of death. A quick motion. A sharp pain. He... He had kicked me. As I lay there, I heard one last sentence. "Yeah, that's unfortunate."

The moment of enjoyment that I feel when valefisk uploads a video is enormous

Literally last night I was wondering when Vale would post again. Incredible timing

You have some seriously devoted friends. Also, the sudden Civ3 soundtrack at the end of the video sent me down a sudden nostalgia trip and I shall be suing for the emotions I was made to endure.

The wondrous gift of a valefisk video thank you very much

Oh boy, War Thunder, I can't wait to share classified military documents on public forums!

Love to see another torcher video! I’ve been needing another dose of the masochist full.

The Ad Begins At 4:09, And Ends At 4:58.

25:29 "It's a long way down, it's a long way down And nobody wants to join you And it's a lonely sound when you're on the ground But you can stop it if you want to" Nomy - Long way down

6:42 this clip, just something about it is comedy gold to me

I got into watching your content after watching the first Crypt video and then immediately realizing that you were probably going to be the funniest person I watch on this platform solely because you are a sadist and everyone you employ to test or do these videos with HAS to be a masochist