If a woman asks me "what are you thinking?" I always say "If our knees bent backwards like birds, how would we ride bicycles?" It's usually the last time they ask.

@jenniferdoris297

5 жыл бұрын

Isaac Hunt You are dating the wrong women- or maybe not if you don't like to share your thoughts. I know several women who would be happy to ponder the design of bicycles for bird legs.

@samanthasowell6350

5 жыл бұрын

so this is just from very brief contemplation so there could be loads of bad logic but there shouldn't be a reason we couldn't still ride bicycles. At least not because of leg formation. The foot still bends forward so there wouldn't be a reason we couldn't push the pedal still. But why ride a bike when we could fly? LOL

@jenniferdoris297

5 жыл бұрын

Samantha There is no reason to suppose that we would have wings, though.

@samanthasowell6350

5 жыл бұрын

@@jenniferdoris297 there's only ever been one kind of bird that didn't have wings and that was the Moa and it was extinct by 1500 . The flightless bird still has wings but flightless birds are the extreme minority in the bird world. So yes, there's a good reason to suppose we'd have wings and fly. LOL

@jenniferdoris297

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but he said, "If our knees bent backwards like birds," not "if we were birds". Not that it matters...just pointing it out...

I'm single because I always answered those questions honestly. lol

@dingane0039

6 жыл бұрын

The accuracy

@tjhammer24

5 жыл бұрын

Same same

@Malij_

5 жыл бұрын

hahaa wow

@lazarlazarevic6243

5 жыл бұрын

they can't handle the truth man

@tomster7574

5 жыл бұрын

Im happily married cuz my wife doesnt ask them

"Does this dress makes me look fat?" " No Honey, its the fat that makes you look fat!"

@Denise-ob8dk

5 жыл бұрын

Cosmo Silver 😮😮😮

@frankcastle9287

5 жыл бұрын

@Cosmo Silver: Fuckin'BAM!!!

@sandysimpson4785

5 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@patrickcostello4146

5 жыл бұрын

woman goes to the doctor with stomach pains, doc says ;"well.. it looks like you're pregnant", woman replies, "I'm Pregnant?!!" doc says, "Oh, no, I said it LOOKS like your pregnant".

@RST_101

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

This is what I felt like the whole time in my last relationship, and why I'm glad it's over and not getting into another. I ain't got the time, money, or energy to deal with emotionally/psychologically inconsistent people. And like being persecuted and on trial everyday is just exhausting, it's lonely being alone but I just remind myself of scenarios like this and I'm like you know it's quite peaceful being alone.

@fredzephire4071

Жыл бұрын

"it's lonely being alone" You say that but i was never more alone than when i was married.

@jonathanbair523

Жыл бұрын

It is lonly being alone but at the same time very freeing.... Never having to jump threw the hoops of what place to go out to eat, or then when getting there what to eat.. How much calories is in a burger the toppings (females tend to worry about) while being a guy I just see it as food and what looks good with toppings to make it better...

@jeromethiel4323

Жыл бұрын

While being lonely sucks, a man can handle being lonely far better than a woman. We can find our validation in what we do, not what other people think about us. Women HAVE to have external validation. I swear its baked into their genes. Oddly, it's like two puzzle pieces that are supposed to be together and complement one another, but it's not that way anymore. So this puzzle piece will just go on being a happy alone puzzle piece.

@patriciaharner5156

Жыл бұрын

I ❤and agree with the man!

@dalegreer3095

Жыл бұрын

After I got divorced I needed a new computer for a project I was working on, and I decided to make a custom one for myself. So I'm sitting on the floor of my new apartment, trying to figure out why this damn thing wasn't working, and then I thought "I'm so glad I don't have someone giving me advice or acting like it was dumb not to buy one off the shelf!" Ten minutes later I had it working.

This is perfect! A woman that knows and can admit the truth!

@marcineren112

Жыл бұрын

But this is older woman , women in their peak sexuality don't care about men struggle.

@d.e.b.b5788

Жыл бұрын

They don't exist in nature.

@martinkuliza

Жыл бұрын

She's like.........................The Perfect Woman

@AutoCrete

11 ай бұрын

Did I ever marry good! My wife had a perfect little butt, just the way I like them. She would point out women with great little butts and say "She has a nice ass." I would reply "Yes her ass is pretty sweet but not as nice as what I go home to every night." followed by a couple of pats on my wife's butt. If I went shopping with her and she liked a dress I didn't, she wouldn't buy it because she dressed for me not others. Same deal with make up, she used less after being with me for a couple of months because I told her she didn't need it and she did not need it. Often I would come home while she was cooking dinner so I would sneak up behind her, put my arms around her waist and kiss her neck then say "Hi!" Guy's it really doesn't take much if you pick the right woman. Sadly she passed away 17 years ago and I still miss her every day.

My wife asked me one day, "Dear, when I die will you re-marry?" Me: Of course not, my life wouldn't be the same without you and I could never imagine being with anyone else. wife: So you're not happy being married? Me: Of course I'm happy being married. wife: Then if you're happy being married to me don't you think it's possible that you might meet someone else? Me: well, yes but... wife: ...so you would probably get married again. Me: I suppose I might....one day...with the right person....but she'd have to be a lot like you. wife: And would she sleep in our bed? Me: well I guess she probably would if we were married. wife: And I suppose you would let her use my golf clubs?? Me: Don't be ridiculous, she's left-handed!

@gewgulkansuhckitt9086

6 жыл бұрын

It's a joke meaning he's already got her replacement picked out and may have even taken her for a test drive.

@weswolever7477

5 жыл бұрын

rickcheyne Or Wife..you won’t let her wear my clothes will you? Me... don’t be ridiculous....they wouldn’t fit her

@MrZcotty

5 жыл бұрын

i know i'm late,, but that is absolute gold!! i remember having the exact conversation..

@bertkutoob

5 жыл бұрын

@Charles Hopkins You bleeding nincompoop. John McArthur is a pseudonym. Obviously a wife if an explanation of a mild dig in the ribs brought forth such a rant..

@smartchip

5 жыл бұрын

@Charles Hopkins mgtow, is the answer, want some elaboration, ask,

I wonder how many women in the audience are thinking "traitor".

@mimiel7938

5 жыл бұрын

She s reducing us to manipulativ bitchs to feed her own jokes ..if a woman asks the first question it s beacause you re not paying attention to her and complimenting her enough ..and that doesnt stand from a lack of salf confidence but more a reassurance that u do love her and find her attractive ...and ghe last question well may be if men were able to share their feeling we wouldnt have to ask them that question

@jorgenalley3716

5 жыл бұрын

All the dislikes for this vid

@thinkfloyd2594

5 жыл бұрын

@@mimiel7938 So your justification for acting that way is because a man isn't complimenting you enough? Try having a smidge of self-respect and you won't need compliments to feel like a person. The irony is your response is the epitome of your problem!

@fkjms73

5 жыл бұрын

mimi el Jesus Christ, the world doesn’t revolve around you! Chill!

@fkjms73

5 жыл бұрын

mimi el Men for the most part, don’t know how to share their feelings!! It’s just the way we’re wired!! And it’s a good thing we don’t, because we suck it up and not make those around us suffer with us!!

Single men, fear not. As a married man for 16 years, I'm happy to report that not all women are this needy and manipulative. Some, like my wife, are honest, and seeking honesty from their partner. Bottom line is, be truthful to each other, and say what you think from the beginning. Don't wait until after you're married to drop pretenses and be real with each other. If you can't be with someone who can't handle honesty, which can be lovingly given, then please for the love of God don't marry. You're welcome.

@dturner9354

5 жыл бұрын

Dax Bradley Things have changed, and almost all single women are this way.... Just because you MIGHT have gotten one that is different doesn’t mean the rest of us Re NOT facing women like this. EVERY WOMAN I have datedd and MOST that I almost dated are LIKE THIS AND THEY WILL BE LIKE THIS ALL THEIR LIVES!!!

@daxbradley4346

5 жыл бұрын

@@dturner9354 I know, I was married once before to one who played the mind-games. It didn't work out, not just because of that but I also wasn't easy to live with, selfish etc., and we parted ways. Then I stayed single for at least 10 years before taking the plunge again. When you find a non-psychotic woman, put a ring on it!! lol

@dturner9354

5 жыл бұрын

Dax Bradley I just disagree with the “fear not part” What you said showed good character and gives hope :) I think men today should be VERY WARY of women. Not exactly afraid, but CAREFUL. Brave yes, but knowing that MORE than half of women could be dragons that eat them. I am just saying MEN PROTECT YOUR ASSETS!!! I totally think the rest is very good encouragement and wisdom. Great that you had self reflection.... Its just MOST of my relationships have been bad and it feels like most women are big trouble these days... And most men i talk to, which i talk to literally thousands of men, most admit that women these days are trouble. So, most men have exited the marriage marketplace.... Which for a civilization to survive AND THRIVE, 90% of ppl must enter into monogamous marriage and focus on raising good kids etc etc etc Yet MOST men are FAR from being married now :/ PS I am NOT saying women are dragons, I am just looking at statistics showing that about 30% of men do get destroyed by divorce and live in poverty the rest of their lives..... I am not blaming all women, but when dealing with a dangerous situation that can ruin the rest of yohr life... BE CAREFUL

@sherryrink2473

5 жыл бұрын

Thank You so much Dax for saying that. This Woman is not funny and annoying!! If this was the Relationship I had with MY Husband..I would RUNNN!

@oaneschriemer2724

5 жыл бұрын

Not yet

It's VERY simple: just answer completely honestly irrespective of the risk of her getting upset. "Do you notice anything different?" "Not at all". "Do these pants make me look fat?" "Yes". "What are you feeling right now?". "Hungry for a sandwich and a beer". Trust me...they'll either stop asking stupid questions or they won't be around any longer. Either way, no more more stupid questions.

@MrBeard17

6 жыл бұрын

They dont stop asking.. you'll just hear it again, tomorrow.

@gpecaut1

6 жыл бұрын

No, your pants don't make you look fat. That extra 50 pounds on your gut does.

@JerryLee..

6 жыл бұрын

MrBeard17 LMAO!!

@cipher88101

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed, people only treat you the way you let them, people that want to play the "shore up my insecurities" game will get bored with that really fast. There are just too many women that don't act like that to settle for it.

@painfullyaware5221

5 жыл бұрын

Do these pants make me look fat? No, it's the 50 lb. of fat that makes you look fat. (Al Bundy)

My husband and i are happily married because we don't do this, i don't ask him things that has anything to do with a woman's style; fashion, dress, haircut, manicure, etc.,.unless i know it'll make him feel uncomfortable.. I know when i am gaining weight, i don't try to get cute with him, by asking about my figure like a 16 year old having image and body issues. We are both adults in our marriage, he is my bestfriend and i am his, i don't mind his beer belly, we give each other constructive criticism and laugh at our imperfections.. I don't fancy a fairy tale relationship/marriage with my husband, we both always look our best when we go out but we're fossils around our kids inside our house and that is only a part of the truth in our marriage, we argue, we piss each other off at times, but he never lets me sleep feeling upset about anything.. I am just really happy, i apologize, it's been 15 years, we have 3 kids, and we learned how to handle each other's flaws. And i don't put him in an awkward position by asking things he'll have to tell white lies about. 😊❤

@carstengjelsten1718

5 жыл бұрын

You guys rock: Good marriage - Keep up the good relationship work! - Doing a bang up job, are you two✨✨✨❤️

@jaabab

5 жыл бұрын

you have what 90% of the people die looking for....stay happy

@SkurtavusGrodolfus

5 жыл бұрын

A lucky man indeed lol xD

@Weiwuwei1000

5 жыл бұрын

Too good to be true..

@brianwillison4476

5 жыл бұрын

You and your husband are a dying breed called “good people”. Enjoy the world while it lasts folks.

I applaud this woman😂 Ive been guilty of those very things, but quit years ago when i realised it did not serve me or my relationship well. #personalgrowth

@francisdashwood1760

11 ай бұрын

Oh, so you quit because it didn't serve your purposes? I note that you didn't quit because you were psychologically abusing your husband. No, you were ONLY concerned with yourself!

"Woman, do not ask him about your weight; use a scale." -> THIS. BEST. SENTENCE.

@peterpiper482

Жыл бұрын

As Al Bundy once said "This fat women asked me how she looked from the back,I said I only had half a tank of gas in my car"

after my EX-WIFE had gained 85 lbs in one year. she had asked me. does this dress make me look fat? my responce was. the dress has nothing to do with it. now i am very happily divorced.

@kelm386

6 жыл бұрын

james briggs your a jerk.

@jamesbriggs3092

6 жыл бұрын

lol john it still worked out very well for me

@scotsman6712

6 жыл бұрын

How does as person gain 85 lbs in one year?

@jamesbriggs3092

6 жыл бұрын

why ask me she was the one who gained that much. she did constantly eat the wrong foods and to much sweets

@mrbigg151

6 жыл бұрын

Damn, this is ALL soooo accurate! It's crazy how many women interact with men, and expect answers from their fantasies. Men are about timing and facts...hence the reason for sports

Women accountable, now that is the funniest thing that I ever heard.

@dturner9354

5 жыл бұрын

Entity Keeper They can be

@oughtssought1198

5 жыл бұрын

accountability requires transparency???

If my wife asked me do you think she's prettier than me?? I'll say go ask her, if she's pretty!!!!!! Wife says, I'm asking you!!!, I say; I'M NOT THE ONE LOOKING AT HER"!!!

@howardkerr8174

5 жыл бұрын

That's pretty good, but if you actually say that be sure your wife is MILES away from a gun, car, or any pointed or blunt object. So I guess answer in a mall where there will be plenty of witnesses to your argument of self defense.

@goodguygto

5 жыл бұрын

@@howardkerr8174 Or you can say to her (your wife), I have MY blinders on!!!, I don't know what you're talking about!!!!!!😑

@nicolarollinson4381

5 жыл бұрын

Smart 😁👍🏽

@goodguygto

5 жыл бұрын

@@nicolarollinson4381 Thanks!!😏👍

@nicolarollinson4381

5 жыл бұрын

@@goodguygto I can't find my comment and haven't a clue what I wrote. A lot of water under the brigde since then but, you're welcome and thank YOU for the acknowledgment 👍🏽

I love this woman's brutal honesty! True story: I once texted a girl I was dating. In that interaction, she accused me of not texting her often enough! That's basically like the teacher who scolds those students who are actually present that they're a terrible class because of all the students who skipped class.

Women ask a lot more than 5 stupid questions for sure.

@bobbobson4607

6 жыл бұрын

yes and sometime they just rephrase the same question 50 different ways thinking that somehow the answer will magically change .

@cafeta

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@tjhammer24

5 жыл бұрын

That's what I was thinking glad someone said it

@normansawatzky4778

5 жыл бұрын

This should be the #1 up vote for this video!!!

@bertkutoob

5 жыл бұрын

@@bobbobson4607 And even if the question is about something completely different it will end up being the same as before...

She hit my ex right on the nose.. Drama Queen, never satisfied, til she started a fight... There is a reason it is called ex.

@2AForever-wi8yj

6 жыл бұрын

She it EVERY WOMAN

@JeromeGardiner

6 жыл бұрын

Your ex wife wasn't Jane was it? I wondered where she went.

@jaymcd8577

6 жыл бұрын

Yep, the last one was poison to the ears, oh my god the flashbacks to my last ex.

@jaymcd8577

6 жыл бұрын

@Margret Gust No, no and no..its just you get too much of a pain in the ass! that's the cold hard truth. No matter how hot you are or how good the sex was, you become unbearable with your drama loving, attention seeking, borderline narcissistic, petty squabbling, nagging, hen pecking, complaining, bitchy selves and each man has his breaking point, and you'll probably never bother to pay attention to the warning signs until one day he's gone or says he's gonna go..if he has any balls.

@StarFox85

6 жыл бұрын

that just means they want a hug..then wild lovely sex... they dont want to be invaded..but conquered again and again...if the magic goes out..she myth be lost or you lose her...keep the magic as long ass you can...

wife ask me "will you marry after me?" Me "HELL NO, why would I go through this again?

Whenever my wife asks "what should I wear?", I respond "nothing"

This is gold, so happy I found this !

@patmelton43

6 жыл бұрын

It is not gold; it's crap.

My wife came home with a new haircut. In the 30+ years I've known her she has always had long hair, this time it was short... really short. She said, 'Do you like my new haircut?' and I blurted out, 'You look like a lesbian!'. She didn't talk to me for two weeks. At least her hair is now long again.

@kelm386

6 жыл бұрын

Splunkzop how insensitive of you 😉😒

@captainkirk9602

6 жыл бұрын

yeah i dont understand this, if somebody ask me a question i give them a honest answer , i say no i dont like short hair change it back

@jaymcd8577

6 жыл бұрын

lol!

@arvinakshuptabhijevankarni6337

6 жыл бұрын

perhaps she took your word for it and was trying to talk up some women all that while

@murphmurph2124

6 жыл бұрын

Wow! that's bravery

This lady gets it!! God bless her!!

I LOVE this woman. She's actually using her brain instead of being a drama queen.

@altaylor3988

Жыл бұрын

Is that Really Really what you meant to say "instead of being a drama Queen????" ... REALLY

@dangeary2134

11 ай бұрын

@@altaylor3988is that a concession, or a retort???

Thank you for telling us about which questions to avoid. Also, thanks for letting us know what we can do better! 😊

@luvr381

6 жыл бұрын

Best thing you can do is shut up and go away.

@mimiel7938

5 жыл бұрын

Are u being sarcastic or serious ?????????????

@martinkuliza

Жыл бұрын

@@mimiel7938 No i think she's being serious

Of course she's prettier than you, YOu picked her out! LMAO

@howardchambers3163

6 жыл бұрын

24kGoldenRocket yes you did

@lylestavast7652

6 жыл бұрын

or will when she reads this :)

@michaeld3138

6 жыл бұрын

melissa peterson lmao

@walterpaton8698

6 жыл бұрын

melissa peterson . ..haha..

@cjbarahona5770

6 жыл бұрын

In the immortal words of Katt Williams, "self-esteem is called 'selef-esteem' for a reason!"

Brilliant just Brilliant. So spot on God bless you 🙏.

The visual learning of this excercise is epic! Awesome Lessons here!

randy was a true sport lol

Absolutlely hilarious!! I can't count how many times I've been similarly trapped.

For some reasons, I have just been watching similar videos like this throughout today, and am enjoying it😂😂

i learned a LOT. THANK YOU SO MUCH

I'm showing my lady this right now. God bless Connie Podesta.

@tomster7574

5 жыл бұрын

my wife watched this with me. laughed at all of them cuz she does none of them. lucky me :)

@davidstoyanoff

5 жыл бұрын

gabe b it's been a year, how did it work out with your wife?

Anytime a woman asks/tells a man that they should be honest about an answer, the man should just have a stroke and lose the ability to talk because that is about the only way you are not going to get in trouble.

@theveganwujeeta

5 жыл бұрын

Or you answer honestly and walk off if she cops an attitude. Then if that ends the relationship she probably wasn't worth the effort.

@TheHighborn

5 жыл бұрын

@@theveganwujeeta this^

@perryoparsonneseatingjuicy8738

5 жыл бұрын

John Vilnis oh you’d hear from her again in the hospital! Under very few circumstances would a woman refrain from holding a man accountable for the“honest” answer she so desperately wants

@TheHighborn

5 жыл бұрын

@@perryoparsonneseatingjuicy8738 nice joke you got there.

What a wonderful and truthful performance !!!I Loooove this mans laugh. !!!!!

This should be a marriage counseling video lol

@hurdyb1

5 жыл бұрын

A-FREAKING-MEN

@Eos05

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah from 1954...if a husband or wife is roping each other into fights or playing mind games that marriage or relationship is doomed. It's 2019 if you're pulling does this dress make look fat!? And not just searching for reassurances because you feel frumpy, you're an asshole and a nightmare to be with

@hurdyb1

5 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately it still happens so there are MANY a-holes in relationships.

I still remember what my Dad said to me 25 years ago on the day I married my wife.... "Son, don't try to understand her. Just love her." I've followed that advice. That's why I'm still married to my sweetheart. And... I don't answer loaded questions that she asks!! "Do these jeans make my butt look big?" Loaded question. "Are you happy with the size of my boobs?" Loaded question. "Do you like this hair color?" Loaded question.

@mightress

6 жыл бұрын

Jus' Nuts do these jeans make my butt look fat? No, makes your butt look better. Problem solved

@jusnuts1443

6 жыл бұрын

I do like a bit more in the booty dept. More cushion for pushin'! Oh, did I say that?? I'm a baaaaad boy!

@jusnuts1443

6 жыл бұрын

Yep, after a few pints! HAHA! Don't get pissed, I am of Irish decent. And Welsh. And Dutch. And German. Do you think I like beer?? HAHAAHA!

@captainkirk9602

6 жыл бұрын

Jus' Nuts all these white women asking do this jeans make my butt big need to get black men

@jusnuts1443

6 жыл бұрын

It ain't just black men who like a nice, big round woman's tushy! Uh Huh!

Spot on ! And this is exactly why I haven't remarried

@tdaddy8905

5 жыл бұрын

John MacArthur Yup! MGTOW

@tomster7574

5 жыл бұрын

1 1 sad to say you are incorrect. For you it sad. No offense. My first marriage was toxic. But I was the stupid one for actually wanting to marry her after seeing all the red flags. Now I'm happily remarried to a wonderful woman who does none of that crap. She has her own idiosyncrasies but she is a wonderful caring woman who is easy to talk to you.

A woman said to her husband, "Honey, I lost 15 lbs!" He replied, "Well you better look behind you, it's following ya!"

"she can't handle the honest truth" so true that 😂

I like this woman! Thank you for stating these truths!

😄 So great! Thanks so much!

They all have the same root problem, women ask for honesty but they always require men to lie.

@Cyber.Lynx.

5 жыл бұрын

I don't think it's about honesty. I think it's about power. At the base level of perception, women feel intimidated by men due to the physiological differences that equate to men "winning" if a physical confrontation occurred. So, they employ psychological and/or sociological strategies to gain the upper hand, or at least, an "equal" hand. What seems to be lost is that equal does not necessarily mean "the same". Take salt and pepper. Very different, but equally important in seasoning foods. I would hate to think what would happen if they became the same flavor. It would be bland. And worse, pointless.

@oughtssought1198

5 жыл бұрын

@@Cyber.Lynx. an excellent pt well said. is it really a gender issue? seems mgmt in bureaucracies that act opposite to alleged purpose use same dynamic as loyalty test.

This is gold & I have bookmarked it for my wife, who may now question her motives. I now use a little humour, which works well. Next time you guys are asked "Do I look fat in this?", respond with "Not at all, honey. It is just so nice that I can see a little more of you!".

He was a brave dude!

@wrennspencer6070

6 жыл бұрын

so right on! I loved him!

Women don't want you they want someone they've made up in their Heads and glued your Picture to ! No matter how great you are to women Your a fixer upper!

@Lmiller201

6 жыл бұрын

John Fisher don’t forget the money

@Lmiller201

6 жыл бұрын

John Fisher well women are about two things; attention and money. if you get attention from the rest of the herd, she’ll be interested, once interested, she will gravitate around to see if you can give her the standard of living she thinks she deserves... and these two metrics are ever increasing. pull her out of the trailer park and a few yrs later she’ll want to live in the suburbs, then in the foothills, and as long as you kiss her ass up to her level and she can brag to her friends about you, she’ll keep you. if she finds a guy with more money or your attention wanes, you’re left on the curbside. unless she can take your money and get the attention some where else, then you are put into legal servitude.

@cynthiahughes1081

6 жыл бұрын

I'd hate to see or know the woman you guys have been seeing/hooking up with or trying to. Because they have really given you a bad view. All women aren't like that! Some of us have alot to offer and really are looking for love not money and someone they can use and mold to their liking. I'm sorry that you've had such bad experiences but I do wonder about your choices. Maybe your just drawn to that kind of women. At any rate maybe you should check that out and figure out what you do and don't want in one and go after a different kind. It also helps to figure out why that happened to you. Sorry for the long comment but that's how I finally found and got the guy and relationship I wanted.

@Lmiller201

6 жыл бұрын

Cynthia Hughes no... all women are like that. quit pretending or lying to yourself that you are one of the special few that isn’t about attention and money.

@Lmiller201

6 жыл бұрын

John Gault meaning what exactly?

Love the honesty from her!

This is so funny, because it's so accurate... And she does such a wonderful job at embellishing things to really bring out the absurdity of the attitude behind needing to ask these types of things... so that women can see it and not be stuck this way! I think that one of the most eye opening concepts, about the difference between how a man thinks compared to a woman that I have heard, came from David Snyder, which is this, men think in terms of cause and effect, but women think in terms of complex equivalents... and his example of this in action has a similar out come... the guy is going to lose no matter what he does or says! But understanding the difference helps with the patience factor for a guy, and helps a woman to tone down the "emotional logic" that creates such unreasonable expectations... and impossible questions that can't be honestly answered without a problem... we're both wired by evolution to think differently, but that doesn't excuse us from trying to do better at working with each other

Every time a woman asks any of these questions just think of Admiral Akbar "It's a trap!"

@weswolever7477

5 жыл бұрын

AussieBlokeGordo Either that or just fake your death

@im1who84u

5 жыл бұрын

When you get asked a question like that, don't say anything, just walk out of the room. If she follows you, walk out of that room. If she follows you again, walk out of the building. If she still follows you, then just keep on walking and don't stop till she stops following you and is out of sight. Go to a hotel, rent a room, and go back home tomorrow. Repeat as necessary.

@2AForever-wi8yj

5 жыл бұрын

When they ask one of those questions you have only one viable option FAKE A HEART ATTACK

When I got married my father said you just have to learn three magic words. Yes my dear!

I love this presentation

Not all men are fools, some are Bachelors. 😁

@mzzodiacc

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂➡

It's not now, nor has it ever been about getting what you want. It's about him jumping through hoops for your approval and your demands to pass judgment over him no matter what he says.

@janetadams7724

6 жыл бұрын

Steve of Unknown Kadath pp

Reminds me of personal similar situations. This video is gold because it confirms that my never getting married was a great decision. I do fall in and out of love every few years. But I’m not trapped in any ugly situation, where one has a low sex drive and one doesn’t receive what one needs from the person they are sharing their bed with.

"Does this dress make me look fat? " No hon,the hershey bars and ice cream makes you look fat. The dress just shows it off better

Oh man... This is PERFECT!

This woman is being as truthful as a presenter of any “training” or self-help presentation can afford to be. She asks questions & answers them as if they’re the only “truths” that need disseminating. They never have been & never will be!

Men, start being honest and never stop no matter what. Women get to be who they are, why can't we. You'll lose a chick here and there but eventually you'll meet a girl who lives in reality.

She's a genius. A bit stereotypical but that's basically it.

@jamesrussell2936

5 жыл бұрын

I think the stereotype is what's funny.

@mzzodiacc

5 жыл бұрын

She seems a bit too controlling to me.. If she's married, I'll be surprised!

One of the best videos ever

No matter what a woman sais, it'#s a TRAP.

@whodidthat2732

6 жыл бұрын

Tommy Kolbergas . no shit. I have lived this shit. F%=÷ing women.

@alaskanalain

6 жыл бұрын

and anything you say is wrong

@UncleBaldy

6 жыл бұрын

Indeed 'Bingo'

@bartstarr2371

6 жыл бұрын

Issa trap

For the guys here's the answers to the questions:- 1. "Yes I do, you're more beautiful today than you were yesterday 2. "Oh yes and that's just the way I like you, it's one of the reasons I bought that ring on your finger darling" 3. "I'm thinking this time together is important for our relationship" 4. "Which woman, I don't see her" 5. "Nothing now I'm home and seeing you" Don't thank me, thank the misery of experience in one failed relationship after another.

@dougb5324

6 жыл бұрын

Fake answers won't save having made poor choices.

@dantaylor7344

6 жыл бұрын

ALL relationships are fake. Where have you been for the last 3 million years?

@dougb5324

6 жыл бұрын

Right. If you can't succeed, no one can, and there can't possibly be any foundational error on your part, like tending to fall for women who happen to be an oncoming relationship disaster. Such questions are warning flags, and there are no right answers. There are only answers (like your examples) meant to defuse, deflect or manipulate the questioner in the same way she's doing to you. Often the same trait that attracted them, like "strong & silent type", they later interpret as uncommunicative. Just because I may be personally better off without a deja vu relationship doesn't mean that other people can't pull it off, as in: not possible. I wish them the best. Then I once again appreciate my own freedom from hoop-jumping , confusion and stress. It may suck to be single in some ways, but it's a life-shortening disaster to be shackled to the wrong person or persons.

@dantaylor7344

6 жыл бұрын

Oh dear we have a man child, one day you'll grow up into a real adult and those ill chosen word of yours will seem as silly as the attitude you typed them with.

@dougb5324

6 жыл бұрын

That one made me smile. Thanks.

Him handing her the flowers in panic was adorable. Then he wasn't sure if she really wanted the hug. He was great. She's a genius.

My husband and I had a good laugh watching this!😂

My answer to question 4 would not be "What woman?" It would be "Which one?"

@Cyber.Lynx.

5 жыл бұрын

My answer would be, "Do you find her attractive?"

Awesome! My husband loved it! Lol

@keemez

7 жыл бұрын

He was probably starin at her rack. It's pretty fab.

@tidefanyankee2428

6 жыл бұрын

She DOES have a nice rack.....I gotta be honest....

@nickdipaolofan5948

6 жыл бұрын

tig ol bitties

"Does this dress make me look fat?" "No dear, you looked fat before you put the dress on." "That was mean, why did you say that?" "If I say no, your friend Alice will tell you look fat and then you will know I lied and you will start imagining what else I lied about."

The hug skit really says it all, lol. Busted out laughing.

I had a boyfriend, he asked me "is my girth, and length bigger than your past partners?" I paused to long in answering his question. He was actually the smallest. He got angry at me, he said "go away never come back." I replied honestly "I get extreme physical pain when a guy is to big. When it hurts I have to lay back, try to relax without peeing, and try not cry. Your not to big...that's a good thing." Each woman is different internally. Some women have a cervix that is low. They feel pain if a guy is to long, and keeps hitting the cervix. Some women's bladder is close to the wall. I feel lots of pressure on my bladder when a guy's girth is to big. It makes my wall, and bladder tense up so I don't pee. Even when my bladder is empty, the pressure makes it feel full. Having a tense wall brings on pain, because everything tightens up. Look at a chart to see where a woman's bladder is sitting, and where the cervix is. Please guys don't ask us women if you're big. You could be smaller than other guys, but be perfect for her.

@nickdipaolofan5948

6 жыл бұрын

Samantha, the funny thing is that many women will brag about how they have no use for a small dick and they will act like they can handle a big penis but most women actually don't pleasure from a larger penis. I am above average and every woman I have slept with has complained about discomfort or pain and asked me to slow down or not go as deep. So women like to pretend like they like big guys, but ask any well endowed guy and they will tell you that most women can't handle it anyway.

@elizabethhu351

5 жыл бұрын

Nick DipaoloFan I mean this in absolute earnest. If your partner is in pain because your penis is too big, it could mean one of a couple things but most likely she's not turned on enough physically (not a jab at you, women just need more stimulation) so then she's not wet enough and not able to stretch enough to fit you. Simply put. Try more foreplay. Lube also helps. There's other technical issues but you can google it. Trust me, your size is a good thing if you're on the same level. Sex is a conversation, not a race, meaning you should both be on equal terms, with give and take, for you to both accomplish something :)

@nickdipaolofan5948

5 жыл бұрын

@@elizabethhu351 there is a lot of truth to what you said. I have noticed that when the woman is on top, she is able to go full boar and hump the shit out of me. but if it is me that is getting excited and I am on top, that is when it is more uncomfortable for her. Also, yes, lube is a huge help for women. But my statement still stands, there is such a thing as "too big" and I am not even claiming to be porn level. If a woman was honest, there is a "just right" size for each woman and usually that size is not "whiffle ball bat" size.

@elizabethhu351

5 жыл бұрын

Nick DipaoloFan awww that's kind of romantic. "Find the partner that can fit your penis just right". Kidding. In terms of girth tho... you can adapt, but you're right that you can't lengthen someone's vagina to fit a penis that's too lengthy for it. If you're bigger than average then you'll have to find someone with a bigger than average vagina. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sounds like you know what works for you and for your partner in the mean time. Good luck out there! (In general, not just in bed haha).

@nickdipaolofan5948

5 жыл бұрын

@@elizabethhu351 Thanks, yup I think that this (size incompatibility) is a major contributing factor for why some couples just don't enjoy sex with each other. Some women cant get it done because he is smaller or larger than she prefers. And same with guys, some women are the grand canyon and there is no sensation there, or some women are so small that they are in pain and they guy has to go too slow and finds it hard to climax. Sometime this is missing link to good sex is just finding a partner that can "fit the bill" hahaha

That whole video was a Déjà vu.

This is fun to watch!

I never asked any of these questions because my husband tells me what's wrong and even what's not wrong all the time. He's too expressive with me which I adore. I never asked him to notice me because he genuinely pays attention to know if I've colored my hair or bought a new dress. He wouldn't notice that much about the house but with me, I've never had to ask him. He also genuinely compliments me and considering the fact that I know that he doesn't flatter, I know he means them.

@peterpiper482

Жыл бұрын

Why not just get a real dog? Not the lapdog you appear to have

they ask this questions because they test you

@lululiligaga

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂👍👍

The trap set for me is my wife comes from an area of the southern USA where people, women in particular, never ask questions. They make demands or accusations. which they think are questions. For instance, my wife once stated to me, "You are going to the store." This came at a moment when giving me an order was inappropriate. In her mind, she was politely asking, "Are you going to the store?" She never asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?" rather, she states, "You think this dress makes me look fat." though in her mind, it is a question. Just try to find a way of avoiding conflict when facing that. The Southern language from her region is cruel, sarcastic, and condescending, and spoken by all. We finally ended up in marriage counseling. I made it most clear, there is a name for people who habitually says things other than what they are thinking. That name is "liar" and i refused to continue in a relationship with a liar. It turned out, the counselor was a woman from the region. She confirmed what I said and told my wife she struggles every day to loose it. I will fight back by pointing out the stupidity and cruelty of my wife's language. My wife said of me, "When people say stupid things to you, like the woman in this video; you fight back. You stick the bayonet in, twist it and break it off."

this was AWESOME!

I love how she showed the trap "Never mind, just go, just go *head nods* really" So he walks off and shes like "Oh oh oh so you just walked off." LOL Poor guy was thinking he was done and didn't realize he feel for the classic trap......I love how he is just laughing and then looks around for the flowers as a "peace gift".... then the "I want a hug.... Oh no I don't want the hug because I had to ask for it..."

This video is funny and right on point. They should be teaching stuff like this to young men and women in schools and churches. The next time someone asks me why I have said no to the women who wanted to marry me, I'm going to show them this video.

@tomohawk5567

6 жыл бұрын

MichaelKingsfordGray that saves me typing it thanks.

@sugarnads

6 жыл бұрын

Tom O'Hawk seconded.

@Mollari42

6 жыл бұрын

They do teach this kind of thing in church, well the kind I go to anyway.

@CornerTalker

6 жыл бұрын

just another bigot...

@yankee2666

6 жыл бұрын

This video isn't more than 20% 'on point'.

Not agreeing with this.... I am a grown man and I know what I want to say, how to say it, etc. I do not want nor do I need someone to "lead me to right answer"...I am not a dummy...I am not a child.... and I am not a mind reader. I would not "just say anything to avoid a fight..". If you do not want the truth then do not ask. How about a 10 min video on how a woman should maybe grow up and understand that men are not women.....if you want this sort of dialogue ask a woman. If you are with me it is because I find you intelligent, funny, beautiful, etc etc and you do not need to fish for a compliment because I will give them to you daily.

@carultch

6 жыл бұрын

So when a woman who is your romantic partner asks you how she looks, and for whatever reason it may be, the truth is that you do not like how she looks, how do you answer it? Do you.... A: Tell her what you know she wants to hear, even if it is not true? B: Tell her the truth, and present it as constructive criticism?

@carultch

6 жыл бұрын

I agree, and I wish it were possible to give honest constructive feedback. But the fact of the matter is, most men who want to and think there is a chance to sleep with her, will tell her what she wants to hear, in order to avoid a dispute. Girlfriends, gay friends, consultants, and blood relatives are much more likely to give honest feedback.

@Kaysler

6 жыл бұрын

carultch -- if you're looking for a partner not a lay be honest, be kind - but be honest. How's this dress look. - It doesn't flatter you, i love how you look in the blue one. You don't have to tear your partner down to deliver negative truths.

@gyleake

6 жыл бұрын

carultch - there are too many males out there who are not acting/behaving/living as men. Not a crude and rude or crass and chauvinistic, but as a real, genuine man. If a person ask's you a question regarding how they look, speak the truth. You do not have to be an a-hole with your answer; give an honest opinion and then tell them why and what you feel they look good wearing. If this is how you have been living all the time, there will be no issue's. Boys attract girls. Girls react like this example. Men attract women....etc Or rather, grown-up's attract grown-up's and young folk attract...etc.

@dougb5324

6 жыл бұрын

The speaker is trying to teach women what not to ask, not coaching men on how to answer. You didn't pick up on this? Your response seems overly threatened and defensive.

This is so trite and simplistic. If these are your worst problems, you don't have problems.

My husband's answer to "does this make me look bad?" - "Do I look stupid?"

I’ve been married for 40 years , been asked the dress question a lot , and some of the other questions once in a while and others never . But no matter what the question if it involves her looks I have the standard HONEST reply , I married you for you . Not for what you were at 21 only . I’ve changed too , do you still love me with the extra weight I’ve put on , the folds and sags and gray hair ? End of discussion and continuation of the loving ! Wouldn’t trade her in for anything .

If this is what men have to go thru, it's no wonder they live shorter lives than women... the level of neuroticism here is thru the roof. Dont ask questions, ladies, unless you're prepared for an honest answer. Don't set up anyone you care about, to fail a game of cat amd mouse. Respect your partners need for space. Same goes for you men!

@sugarnads

6 жыл бұрын

Laurie Paris this is damn near EVERY mans life when theyre in any sort of relationship. Shit testing that you CANNOT win. Even when you give the correct response you still lose.

@laurieparis2203

6 жыл бұрын

Dellacondan Sounds like hell. My sympathies. I'm not like this, but my last man was. Came up with some doozies.

@dave8168

6 жыл бұрын

It is claimed that married men live longer than single men, but the married man looks forward to death more so than the single one.

@im1who84u

5 жыл бұрын

Dave, it has also been scientifically proven that fat women live longer than the men that tell them they are.

@davem5308

5 жыл бұрын

Ok boss, if you say so!

This was very good!

Love it, more please

"Honey, do you think that woman is prettier than me?" "What woman?... ... They're ALL prettier than you!!"

@DaddyBear3000

5 жыл бұрын

Rockster the dude serving the drinks is prettier, and has less facial hair! 😜

@sandysimpson4785

5 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣😂

@RST_101

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahaha

@simplythebest286

5 жыл бұрын

hahahahaha come on !!!

@mzzodiacc

5 жыл бұрын

#BOREDassSinglemenhere! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Plan and simple, when it comes to women, and questions. There is NO right answer if or when the question is directed towards a man.This is because the questions asked are either rhetorical or simply don't have an answer!

Gives me shivers......

This is great!!

Give her exactly what she literally verbally asks for until she LEARNS.

@thedavecorp

6 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Honeycutt And they say WE have to be trained.

@danielskeen2009

6 жыл бұрын

She NEVER learns.

@thedavecorp

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel Skeen They do. It takes time.

@azenkwed

6 жыл бұрын

Give her exactly what she literally verbally asks for until she LEARNS.? You obviously don't know anything about women.

@thedavecorp

6 жыл бұрын

Azen Kwed I know a great DEAL - you should see some of my earlier videos. If you stay strong, consistent, and Tell her what you're doing, she WILL learn. I've done it many times. It's a pain but it can be done.

Way to go Connie! Great video. Yup. No matter what a guy says or does, he is going to be wrong. Also a man is supposed to know what a woman is thinking and wants. I CAN'T DO THAT!!

@MK007-YT

Жыл бұрын

In agreement.... I have NEVER, Ever been A Mind-Reader and NEVER will ( have NO aspirations to be one either ); although I have been accused of being so, by several different women on several different occasions ! 🤨

So spot on.

Brilliant!!!!

I long ago resolved to answer all these sorts of questions honestly and directly. If you can't handle a straight answer you shouldn't be asking the question, and if you've gotten this far with _me_ you know that I value truth over feelings.

@dncarac

Жыл бұрын

One of my favorite lines is/; " If you don't want to hear the answer, don't ask the question"

@MK007-YT

Жыл бұрын

@@dncarac, in agreement. IF you do not want an honest assessment of whatever you are asking about, Do Not ask that question.

When I get asked what I’m thinking, the answer is usually lyrics. Or music. Especially if my big toe is moving.

I love this.

Refreshingly truthful.

she wanted something that went from zero to 150 in three seconds, I got her a scale

@cynthiahughes1081

6 жыл бұрын

henry knight hahaha! Cute

@homerthomas6564

6 жыл бұрын

henry knight had

@jonjones971

5 жыл бұрын

Very funny dude .. very funny

@TopHat_VR828

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I used to get in trouble with my ex-wife if I failed to notice the slightest alteration to her hair. So I shaved off my full beard. Two weeks passed without her noticing. I finally had to point it out to her. Moral of the story: if it's not about them, women do not care.

@TheCenteroftheUniverse

Жыл бұрын

Sorry you got a lemon. But you misspelled "Narcissist."

This is great! Show this video in 9th grade to both boys and girls!

Good job Maam!! Ladies, pay attention!!